Your favorite thread is back once again: it's the rabbit rabbit thread!

Isn't this from fucking nickelodeon or something

kys sage

That's neat.

unsage you communist faggot

pet me, im a rabbit

Never give up! You'll be sure to get it someday as long as you keep trying!

Cute squid bun dude.

I feel like I've seen the exact same thread 3 days ago or so, down to the replies.

I always make the thread three days before the 1st, so I can't tell you what that's about.

That's because this is the same thread. It just got unlocked.

Oh shit.

These threads are off topic garbage.

Can I be your friend Mr. Rabbit?

We cry about template threads and shit threads, then immediately regurgitate the same sages and replies to the same old threads.

Really gets the noggin joggin'.

Daily reminder that the Jews fear the Rabbit and all sagefags itt are butthurt kikes like pic related

Rabbit user I need luck so I can get a job this month
And make my friend into a trap so I can fuck him and have it be totally straight, right?

i think i tricked the luck-stealing demon via april fools

I got finals this month, so I really need the luck, rabbit

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One last post before bed. Night shift is no fun.

Aren't you the same fairy from the /2hu/ thread?

It's funny if you think about it.

They would deny even the slightest chance of happiness and good fortune. How sad.

Good luck finding a job you can tolerate. I don't think that's how it works.

I'm happy for you. Keep doing well!

Good luck with those finals. I'm certain your studying will pay off.

happy day.

Well, I got a small office job and now I'm done with all they needed.

I feel you on that one, it's rough.

rollan for rabbit

what squid? just normal rabbits here.

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Yeah, but that doesn't answer the question.

That was me. All I posted was "rip"

SHOO SHOO EVIL RABBI JEW

When are you niggers actually going to grow a spine?

When is your spine gonna start growing niggers?

Your favorite thread is back once again: it's the check dubs thread!

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dubs

feeling threatened by the rabbit i see

enforcing cancer I see

check

em

that would explain a lot

You should go make these threads on Holla Forums.

Dubs, checkem

Oh no, not the comic that everyone know by heart by now.

tbh i've never seen it posted in full

Just suggest a good old-fashioned roll, or something.

what a shitty list

yeah, at least this is a derail that almost has content. post some better ones though sorry rabbit poster you're too good for this board

But rabbits neither honk nor go awoo. What is the point?

rabbits crack wise and do the slapstick

I was the one who bitched on the touhou thread you're calling it a general now just to smear shit about any thread discussing videogames
I don't even participate in these threads, outside of watching anti-tewifags constantly changing their story and producing hilarious OC. It's fun to watch.

Maybe one day someone will play videogames here, like PoFV or a fangame.

Roll

i play videogames

Don't forget
Rabbit ears = Rabbi tears

The rabbit is evil and feeds on your luck. Do not invite it in your home

I called it a general because of a lack of a better word.

r-r-roll

That's a good joke.

Rabbit isn't evil.

Rollan

What was posted?

Outside of the webm and there was that one ms paint murder rabbit what other OCs were made?

Dubs spamming, two babies one fox

Rolling before the cuckmods shut it down.

SHOO SHOO EVIL RABBI JEW

Tewi is a nigger…

RABBIT NIGGER
LOOK SHE'S A NIGGER
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
THERE'S NO COMPTON IN GENSOKYO, FAGGOT

Look at all these unlucky faggots ITT.

Unlucky and lashing out as a result

You cock suckers crack down on LOL threads and not this shit?
They both have about as much to do with video games as fat people with salads.

By virtue of Touhou it's very tenuously a vidya thread (note that instead of talking about Touhou or otherwise trying to steer the thread to vidya most are content to make board goblins of themselves and complain with a sage) and expecting the mods to globally enforce rules instead of case by case is lunacy with this board

roll

kill yourself or go to /a/ already

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

?

fix

I don't even have internet right now, using my phone as a hotspot. At least it's almost over.

Luck hasn't been great this month, but things are still going well overall.

I don't know how you came to that conclusion.

Bun Cops!

(Tewi holds out her fortune box, signaling you to hand over your good luck)
"I have returned once more, to feast on the hopes and dreams of all who lurk in the dark corners of this image board"

These threads are nothing but an excuse to dump images of Tewi and to get people worked up in a false hope that their lives will turn around if they say "rabbit rabbit" at the end of the month. This thread is spam and it deserves to be deleted.

fuck it
let's crash this thread

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

What is the point of this thread?

Really. I need an answer.

Actually I have a question about this.

If LOL threads aren't allowed, are ROB threads?

Don't forget that they also trigger autists.

Fun facts

Fuck off.

I wonder what it tastes like.

rollan

it's awful

ROLLANDO!

The point is rabbit.

I hope I don't get a dude

I'm sorry. Hope your sister is okay, and that next month will be much better for both of you.

If things are going well, then that's good. Hopefully your luck will get better too.

It's a donation box meant for money, silly.
Good luck charms do have some effect to them, even if you choose to ignore it.

The point is to spread around an old good luck charm and bring anons here some good luck and happiness. It's not fun if everyone's angry and depressed all the time.

That's pretty interesting. Can't some dogs still be bred with wolves?
It's also so lean that eating nothing but rabbit can get you protein poisoning and acute malnutrition from lack of fat, hence the term "rabbit starvation". They are not a good source of nutrition; please do not eat them.

Nope, not happening. Fuck you Mark.

I'd fuck this rabbit

Fuck off

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Since this is a blatant shitthread, and always has been, let's talk about real issues.

How long do you think it'll take for the head faggot to flipflop on the LOL threads? Do you think he'll ever stop sucking cocks long enough to ban this cult of personality offtopic bullshit?

bad luck this month messed up travel plans w/ long-distance 2hu friend. Maybe better luck next year.
Here's the rabbit with the gun.

Wow, its almost like a few people are switching I.Ps and trying to create a narrative.

Give +10 luck rabbit, I need it for the next few months min.

But if she died you'd be an only child and the favorite.

WABBIT WABBIT WABBIT!

That's a shame. Hopefully it was during the planning stage rather than halfway out there.

Good luck user!

Lewd bun.

are there carrot cake donuts?

I wish to inquire as to why Tewi is so impeccably flawless.

These threads tend to last a while, right? A few days, at least? I can't handle anything right this moment, but if someone chooses some porn (and the generous typesetter user is here) I can look at translating something for you guys later today. Probably be at least 12 or so hours from now, though.

It doesn't have to be porn, actually. It could be a 4koma or anything else. I just kind of operate under the assumption you guys mostly want porn.

H-how did you know?

Kill yourself you god damn degenerate. I'd like to see a picture of your room.

Degeneracy memers never win, counter-sage.

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I know it's a stretch, but as far as I know the gdgd fairies movie hasn't been english translated after a couple years.
nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=639264

That's a bit much.

Please do this, use aegisub to output an .ass subtitle file if you feel like timing it yourself.
aegisub.org/
aegisub.org/downloads/

I'd love if someone would actually finish it though.

Ah…I guess I should specify that it needs to be Tewi/Udonge-related. That's the kind of thread we're in, after all. Plus, translating speech in a full-length movie is a different animal compared to translating text. The latter is far easier. Translating a movie is, honestly, probably beyond my abilities.

But, hell, I'll download it and give it a watch to see if it's possible for me. Be sure to seed it for the next few days if you have it. I can't say anything will come of it, and it's not the kind of thing I can do in a day, obviously. But maybe next time this thread rolls around I'll have some news for you one way or the other.

In the meantime, maybe someone wants to pick out a comic of some sort?

Yeah, I apologize, it's a really demanding request. If you don't want to dedicate that much time to something you don't care about I completely understand.

In that case…

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all hail the rabbi

rabbi rabb-oh no

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How's this? This has no translation & it's rabbits! No hentai though.
exhentai.org/g/893200/d48345af66/

honkpost

We're on the last day!

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Thanks rabbit-chan. I'll be sure to fuck you in gratitude once you're legal.

he means last day ever, these are banned after this :^)

Don't be stupid shitposter user, mark cant afford to lose anymore posters at this rate.

It was never meant to be only one day. Don't let Mark's lies deceive you.

REMOVE RABBIT

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That's cute.

Tewi is old.

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that's adorable. i miss chen threads.
probably why i like these rabbit threads

then go to a place where you can have both
>>>/a/

You don't fit in, sorry.

good idea

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does that guy still make the videos, or is it all porn for him now?

Why don't people domesticate rabbits instead of cats? Cats are shit-tier pets by comparison.

You don't have to worry about making sure your cat eats their first bowel movement later in the day like you do with rabbits.

just came back to check this >>12345678

Reisen best bunny

I'm not sure if I've ever successfully said it for good effect.
Only in whispers.

no 2hus allowed in japari park

(Off by one)
Years if not never, because Mark doesn't want to ban these cancerous faggots and their shit threads for fear of being called a "rulecuck" by the cuckchan refugees.

Also why the fuck did my previous post get deleted?

I'd rather keep the rabbit rabbit threads than the LOL threads followed by filename threads too.
Rabbit rabbit at least has cute rabbits posted, some nice anons being nice and polite to other people and it triggers the faggots that can't stay away from the things they don't like

Meanwhile LOL and filename threads always devolve into political bickering, you can't even see videogames after 10 posts in and they stay on the board the whole month instead of just the last 3 days. Not to mention they are indeed prime Holla Forums material, where they should stay.

LOL threads won't be banned for two reasons: one, they have the potential to be about video games, or, more accurately, bad video game webcomics, and mocking bad comics like loss, which isn't about video games at all, is the core essence of the threads. Two, Mark is a vainglorious faggot, and doing anything to lower the boards numbers would be a blow to his fragile ego; this is the same reason why he never linked /vg/ or /svidya/ in the related vidya boards, for fear of people posting there instead of here. Hell, i'm surprised he doesn't allow porn dumps.

Every time I go to Holla Forums I see these thread:
And then I leave and wonder why I went in the first place.

Means jack shit if they don't follow through with it. You had the potential to be someone and yet here you are, posting in a korean slideshow website. :^)

So talking about things that are tangentially related to videogames? That's pretty much that "terciary" stuff the other faggot was raving on about.

I assume you're the one that started this edition of LOL thread then, I guess.
There's really no reason for him to link those boards, they aren't "off-topic-but-still-vydia-related" or "niche-of-discussion" like vydia porn or /agdg/, those are straight up "Holla Forums2.0" and they should stand on their own merit. Why would you ever expect someone to advertize a board that sets out to cover the same grounds as their own board?

GG isn't pure video games either, and the first 4/v/ exodus was based around mods banning them. The thing about 8/v/ is that things that aren't vidya in the first degree are allowed, such as the politics surrounding video games or ROB threads, so long as they're still moderately about video games. I'm not going to say LOL threads are 100% A-OK, but they do have a history of being about gaming webcomics; they just need someone to actually post them rather than going off about non-video game webcomics that's completely shithouse.

Conversely, i'd dead set against rabbit threads because they never had a video games component to them; they're just a fuckin' reply meme with Tewi on the front. Also, rabbit threads are the exact same picture posted by the exact same faggot every fucking time; at least LOL threads have variety to them.

Nah, i usually don't make threads. I don't got nothing to say that i haven't seen anyone else start a thread for before; a summary would be 'SNES/PS1 was a golden era for JRPGs', and even that may well be opinion and nostalgia more than anything, so who cares.

To be a decent person who doesn't mind seeing new boards with different posting and moderation styles flourish even at the cost of my own, but maybe i'm just altruistic.

Ok rabbit, because you're trying to avoid my friendship, you have left me with no choice but this. Move on Hunt you down and figure out your steam profile and FORCE you to be my friend! So if I say the charm will I be more likely to find you?

But it's directly related to videogames. Shitting on Polygon or Buckley is not the same as being concerned about Kotaku's hitpieces, just because it's funny doesn't mean it automatically fits here.

new/10

See, now you're mixing two things together that are very different. ROB is very much vydia related (he's a damn controller\console for fuck's sake) and not just that, those threads are nice fun for everyone in them. Political threads are started and maintained by shitposters that don't actually play videogames that much but still want to post here and political stuff is the best they can come up with as a theme.

It's actually a rule for IRL as well, when someone isn't familiar with a topic, he'll quickly switch it for politics or sex. Keep that in mind the next time someone does it and you'll notice how often it happens.

Which is as terciary as you can get. They aren't discussing videogames at all, they are discussing discussion of videogames. Bad discussion at that, borderline e-celeb crap.

Finnaly you say something funny.

No, that's a fact. It has been scientifically proven. Grandia was only good when released on the PSX for instance.

No, you're an idiot. Competition is always good, forces people to do their best. But there are limits to good sportsmanship and at a certain point, you're just kicking yourself in the nuts.
/vp/ and /agdg/ don't really take away from Holla Forums's userbase, they are off-boards that people don't visit as well, while /svidia/ and similar are intended to take away users from the board.

Also, competition is good but fracturing a userbase isn't worth it. I'd rather put up with a few shitty threads and have all the faggots I like in this board then have the few people that matter scattered around 15 different boards.

If I make as many silly exaggerations as possible maybe Mark will ban a thread I don't like

I wish rob would stop going to the splatoon threads. I'm tired of paragraphs being dedicated to defending paid online saying "I'm not defending it, I'm just saying you should shut up and start paying." It's like he doesn't understand that people don't like paying for something twice.

Yeah nah, fuck off

Maybe he'll do something about off-topic circlejerks that somehow get a pass because some autist cries long enough about it being unfair to get banned.

Remember, this board is for everyone, you don't necessarily need to make video game threads. Everyone should be allowed to make as many off-topic threads as they please. It's only fair.

They didn't allow GG threads, then it was discovered/worried that the mods were SJW friend-of-a-friend appointments rather than proper members of the community, and so we bailed to have a better freedom of posting rather than be under the thumb of people who're afraid to say 'nigger' and 'faggot'. That's what i recall, anyhow; no idea if there was ever a deeper truth to the matter.

ROB is a bit of fucking plastic, and the threads aren't even about games involving ROB but rather are a fucking comedic play using devices as actors and giving them personalities; it is absolutely not video games in the first degree, but it's acceptable because it's vaguely related to video games and, perhaps more importantly, it's original content. It's something new and interesting and entertaining; i even thought rabbit threads were nice the first time i saw it, but then they kept getting posted and i found out they're spammed on other boards, and it stopped being novel and i realized it was just egotistical spam.

When i said video game politics, i meant shit like localization changes or the cop suit for D.Va, or JonTron getting his voice clips yanked from Yooka-Laylee because apparently he hates the darkies.

Gaming webcomics are still related to gaming, certainly as much as the comedic drama of any ROB thread. Going into bitching about the authors themselves is straying, admittedly, but it's hard to bitch about one comic without bitching about the creator and their other works. As long as there's a trail of vidya i'd say it's fine; it's when faggots link those sex toy comics that it gets dicey; i did enjoy the Bus comics, though.

LOL threads have a multitude of comics; rabbit threads just have 2hu posts. If the rabbit faggot posted in a 2hu thread or even a waifu thread rather than making his own, then yeah, sure, no harm no foul; making a specific thread for it, every time, is over the line of good taste for a V I D E O G A M E board.

There is that; i like a board with a good pace to it rather than one that gets a dozen posts a day. I don't care about Mark's Holla Forums half as much as i care about a hefty user base talking about vidya, but people wont make an effort if they don't need to and Mark's lackadaisical attitude doesn't force people to bolt for something better. I just wish my ideals were dead level with a populated board.

Exactly and I have no fucking clue why Mark hasn't already told him to keep that shit in there. Most of the time the Touhou thread is dead anyways so they'd get some traffic as well. But nah, this fag needs a thread of his own on multiple boards, because he's just that much of a snowflake.

tl;dr nigger nigger nigger nigger

Probably because all the filthy weebs post >>>/a/ garbagehu threads so that way nobody gets what they want! Everything is fucked because of weebs! And Mark knows.

Also, where are the rabbit lewds?

Maybe try saying it a bit louder this time, just in case.

Just look at this thread. If I kept it in there, it would be getting fucked hard instead of this one. I don't want to ruin the regular 2hu threads, so I usually don't start talking about the rabbit threads in there unless someone else brings it up (such as when it was locked on Friday).

It's a bit too soon to talk about paid online though, it's only in october they are gonna start charging and it's probably then that they'll divulge just what exactly you get for paying anyway.
Discussing it now is like talking about some kickstarter project. Wait, that doesn't sound good…

I said new because that wasn't actually the first exodus, more like the 4th, but the previous ones weren't that big so it's easy to forget.
I personnaly took a bit longer to switch and did it because there was no discussion anymore, the whole board read more like a Twitter feed than an actual imageboard.

;_;

It's because he's a cunt that gives a damn and puts some effort into making a thread that can entertain people with something related to videogames. Considering the great majority of posters here can't be arsed to contribute anything positive at all and the best they can muster are barrages of SAGE and DUBS, having someone that at least tries their best to make you smile is pretty cool.
I'd extend the same logical reasoning to rabbit rabbit threads, the faggot does come every month despite how many people try to shun him away and he does so to put a smile on some of us.

If there's an argument to be made against LoL and filename threads is that they don't give a fuck. They take stuff made from someone else, emit a loud snort for a laughter and share it, like pigs hitting from a through. There's no effort there, just basic mockery and laughter.

In the end, what the board needs is more people that care and try their best to make this a comfy happy place for us all, not reposts of reposts of shit everyone saw that breed nothing but a culture of "shill, sjw, Holla Forums, jew" that shutdown any kind of discussion.
I'd rather have a catalog filled to the brim with ROB and Rabbit threads than a catalog filled with filename and LOL threads.

And considering how rare these tend to be (ROB posts rarely and Rabbit is just 3 days once a month), I really don't see why this should offend people that much.

You can't force to make interesting threads. You can ban the shitty ones but you still need something to take their place. This might sound weird, but rabbit rabbit threads do help with this. The other 27 days of the month, the faggots that come here still post and start their own threads and they seem the kind of folk that starts threads about things they like.
I'm willing to be a lot of them start those threads about the weeb stuff or some old games I often see here that get about the same number of posters.

If anything, it's the people that can't see something they dislike without REEE'ing the fuck out that need to go, they do the same they do here in every other thread as well and create an hostile environment that makes users stop making any effort at all, just waiting for the next funny thing they can mock instead.

NOT VIDIYA

Saged, hidden, reported, cursed, your parents gassed

Hey, does it matter what language we say it in? Like, does it have to be English, Wapanese, our own or it doesn't matter and it's the though that counts?
I wanna get this shit right for the first time.

That's quite considerate of you. I dunno if it would get the same treatment, unless that has happened before in which case shitposters lost their case.

It's a British charm, so saying it in English is the default. I'd like to say it doesn't matter and it's the thought that counts, but anything else is unconfirmed. Everyone who says they'll try it in another language forgets to say how it went the next month (or at least forgets to mention that they tried in another language).
I haven't tried keeping it in the 2hu thread before, and I'd rather not try that just in case. Besides, there isn't always one up near the end of the month.

I can't speak for anyone else, but if you posted this shit in an ESTABLISHED VIDEO GAMES THREAD, i wouldn't look at it as the attention-whoring spam it is. Not that i consider waifu threads to be video games, but that's a whole other can of worms.

Also a fair point; there used to be BALD edits and the like. Originality, however, is key, and this thread is literally the same shit over and over, also with no video game component to it. If you want warm nice feelings, go post in /kind/ and then realize it's dead as shit because being a pussy isn't entertaining. If you want a soft emotions hugbox, go post in Holla Forums or the 4am thread, which should also be purged for being less about video games and more about being social. This isn't facebook, we shouldn't be posting status updates or fucking blogging about our lives; we should be discussing video games or things related to video games, and i don't give a hot yearning shit about what you're eatin, drinkin, or fappin. As you say, original content is good and no effort is bad, and there's nothing that's less effort than posting your fucking status, life, and emotions or making the same thread every month about saying bunny thrice. I'm all for new, novel, interesting posts, but this thread fuckin' ain't it.

[[colonialism intensifies]]

Oh right, I also had another question. The rabbit thing and those pics with Tewi on the moon.
That's related to the whole "Rabbit in the Moon" thing that they have in their mythology, right? Forgot if it was chinese or japanese but I did read some neat stories about a cool rabbit in the Shadow Warrior 2 scrolls and I've seen it mentioned in other games with some girl that loves the bunny from the moon.
Is it inspired by that? Are there more 2hu characters inspired by their mythology or any other mythology?

nuked and purged last I checked, much like the Steam Friends thread. Good riddance.

It's also not that frequent and it's one amongst 250. It's off-topic fun for the few people that like it, nothing else.
You can think about it like a small coffee shop in a bustling street full of different stores that's only open for 5 hours at night during the weekends. It doesn't fit very well with everything else around it and it doesn't show up that often, but the few times it does it's nice to post and relax a bit.
/kind/ died because it was always there, it had no value.

Fuck off, it's comfy enough.
Also, best rabbit coming through.

For me, I'm hoping for good luck next month, finally got my business stuff set up so I can make money and declare more shit on my taxes

Nigger don't give me that shit. The entire reason why people shit up this thread is BECAUSE you make an entire thread for this shit. On multiple boards even. If you kept this unrelated nonsense in the Touhou thread where it's at least related to a character no one would give this much shit.

Unless, ofcourse, they don't want your ass there either, in which case you should have taken the hint and stopped posting entirely.

You'd rather not because you're an attention whore and you want to have a thread for yourself. Stop pretending that's not the case.

Seriously surprised no one suggested porn. Kind of refreshing. It means I don't have to translate a bunch of grunts, moans, and, "Deeper! Deeper!"

This is a collection of stories, so I'll only do one right now. 50 pages is a lot of shit to work through. Maybe I'll do another in a few hours.

Page 1 title: Hourai's Past and Present Story Collection

Page 3: Yagokoro-sama!

Page 4:
A: …n
B: Yagokoro-sama
C: …rin
D: Eirin
E: EIRIN!
SFX: Ah!
F: Kaguya
G: Didn't I ask you to hide?
H: I think that if Toyohime and Yorihime have been named your successors there is no need to worry about pursuers
I: But there is always that one in a million chance
J: If emissaries from the moon happen to come

Page 5:
A: There could not be any place safer than right by your side.
B: If I build a fire before bed, then we'll be warm even while we sleep.
C: …all right, done.
D: Well then, let's go to bed, okay?

I actually have to get help from the "Learn Jap" thread for the last two pages, because I fear I'm reading them incorrectly. They seem massively out of character for Kaguya. I'll post those when someone in that thread gets back to me.

It's more like a black dance club in the middle of a klan neighborhood; you can say those crackers like music and that this is music, but it's entirely the wrong type and you're liable to get firebombed. Conversely, if this is a coffee shop, it's a fuckin' hipster douchebag shop like Starbucks where you order a half-skim no-foam venti frappachino, and all i want is a small black coffee.

I'm mad that it's the same shit over and over; if it were in an actual vidya thread or bump locked like 4am i'd be less annoyed, but it keeps bobbing up like a gassy turd.

I swear to fuck comfy is the worst idea to come along, though, and this is coming from someone who loved to treat Ragnarok Online as a RPG chatroom, healing people while chatting outside of dungeons.

2hu is mostly Japanese mythology. While many do reference specific tales, some are just youkai from general myth. Tewi in particular is a reference to the White Hare of Inaba, who tricked the shark clan into forming a bridge for her to cross the sea. The rabbit on the moon is referenced by the moon rabbits in the series (Reisen, Reisen II, Seiran, and Ringo).

Good luck user!

Shall we put every autist constantly making a thread in a specific date or format in a pedestal?

No wonder you faggots keep suckin rob user's dick

ROB keeps his shit in a single thread, shows up very rarely, and doesn't advertise his shit on multiple boards.
Rabbit Nigger does it because having the personality of a stale piece of bread isn’t exciting enough so he does this shit every month.

Almost all of them. Tewi is the White Hare of Inaba, the others are moon rabbits.

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I'm here, just a bit sick and redeyed from staring at screens.
I'm surprised I didn't notice your post, i'd have looked for something.

I'll be getting ready to sleep

oh boy is it time for oppai loli?

Page 6:
A: Hey! That's dangerous, you know?
B: …in that case
C: Think only of me now.

Page 7:
A: Otherwise, Eirin will break completely.
B: I have always, past, present, and future
C: Been thinking of you and you alone.
End: Liar…!

That's what it says. It doesn't make sense to me, with what I know of Eirin and Kagura and when this takes place, but Jap thread wasn't a great deal of help despite other anons attempting.

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I wish there were rabbits available that were genetically engineered to have better bowels and not shit all over everything.

fuck that is hilarious

there, said it

Should the Harmony threads also be banned?
At no point have I ever seen some one say this, we've always had these little threads and the only people I've ever seen get offended by them are newfags who think they know what's best for the board.
Do I even need to say any thing? You're describing exactly what ye're doing. Screech and seek peoples' attention in these threads and meta threads so that things are done your way instead of what most people want. If anyone is trying to take the board hostage it's you. You make pointless posts to fill space and get peoples' attention, i.e. Mark's, across multiple threads and get upset when Mark ignores you. Why? Because the mere existence of a thread that people like ruins your day, it's funny, so pls don't stop embarrassing yourself and keep posting. Also, here's a pic of muh waifu, cause that also seems to piss you guys off for god knows what reason.

Keep ignoring me while you still can rabbit, I'll find you…

Reported not only for being outstandingly wrong in all aspects, but also for disgusting me by forcing me to contend with the fact that garbage might share my tastes in waifu.

Bit late getting home from work. Did you remember to say it?

I already said I wouldn't share my Steam account.

I said oppai oppai oppai.

It's the 1st, now pack up and fuck off.

Trust me user, I don't need your help, I'll find a way. But theoretically speaking, if I did find it, couldn't I use your anonymity as a bargaining chip to force you to be friends with me?

What if people keep bumping it?

Have some oppai Tewi.

The thread usually diess off on the 1st or 2nd, depending on if someone decides to bump it.

We already can be friends; I just don't wanna share my Steam account on Holla Forums.

But if you share it then I can't have you for myself. I'll find it some way and then I'll have you all to myself!

Who the fuck do you think you are? Did I give you leave to respond to me, you piece of trash?

Get on your knees and apologize right this instantness. If you show sincerity as you reflect upon your station in life, then I might be inclined to show mercy and let you free without alerting animal control.

Do your worst nerd.

I have filed a complaint to the proper authorities. Everyone rest assured and be calm. They'll be around to remove this dangerous beast from civilized company shortly.

I said it when I woke up, another when I actually woke up and then again when I got off bed.
This shit better work or I'm knicking your paw and trying that charm instead!
Just kidding, Tewi's too cute for that stuff

You can't force or bargain friendship, user. That's the plot of several classic tales too.

You can try but that's also the classic plot of several yandere stories.

The best reason to keep doing this threads is because some authoritarian cunt thinks he owns the place and makes the rules.
Whenever some powerless faggot tries to dictate what someone should do, everyone should thwart his efforts at every opportunity.

posted wrong image earlier

I forgot, again.
I got heavy dreams and took a while to get up. Sleeping is rough for me lately.

That's not the end of the doujin, you know?
If you feel like continuing or translating something else, or if not, say so. If the thread dies, post in the /2hu/ thread.

So running away and getting the mods is the best you can do?

Watch me.

I think I've seen this episode before somewhere…

I'm pretty content with the state of things in this thread, currently. Further measures aren't really necessary as of yet.

Besides, you and I both know that those useless pieces of shit aren't going to do anything, no matter how correct and just I am. "Running to the mods" constitutes nothing more than an advanced form of meta-shitposting in this case. Which is fitting, since this is the designated thread.

SHOO SHOO EVIL RABBI JEW

Good luck user!

Hope you still have a nice month!
Also /2hu/ is indeed a great place to take it if the thread dies before completion.

Really makes you think.

So you're saying that if someone post pics of your waifu to intentional hurt your feefees then you should go and complain to the mods about it? Ok I need to know, are you serious about reporting me or was that a joke? Cause I'm just assuming it was a joke.

You are aware he's referring to you right?

I'm of the opinion that you should always report anyone for any single action they undertake that even slightly offends you. Every single user should follow this doctrine and they should verbally announce their reports to the offender so as to spook him and shake their confidence.

I think I finally managed to remember it. It counts if I hit snooze a couple times after, right?

i forgot again

heres a consolation chen

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