Consoel tan thread - 6th gen edition

I've been noticing alot more console tan posting so I'm thinking we should bring console tans to Holla Forums finally like they should have been all alone.

so yeah this is a draw thread only for console tans and console tan accessories, tan responsively!

Other urls found in this thread:

consoletan.booru.org/
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ship_of_Theseus
reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace/comments/5qewph/refurbished_and_old_xbox_development_kit_and_made/
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

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There is no reason for that image to be 5 mb

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remove dog


I also forgot the link to the booru, great starts!

consoletan.booru.org/

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Kekitopu's Switch Dog is best dog.

I always had issues with console-tans.

It's obvious the artist(s) put alot of thought and love into the designs of their favorites, and barely try with ones they don't like.
Plus the whole disconnect from one to the other. A good example is look at snes-tan. Her outfit is a controller, obviously they put alot of thought into her outfit and how it would represent the SNES as a gaming machine. Then you have stuff like wiiu, which is essentially someone's milf fetish but with a u painted on it.
Hell most of the non Nintendo ones are just a random logo on a bland character instead of any effort being put into them.

And as long as people are inserting their fetishes the console-tans are going to be shit. Sorry for the rant. Just put in effort or don't bother at all.

you're correct in all forms and the solution is to draw more varied tans

I seem to have missed anything on this character. I'm a bit of a sucker for that style outfit. Even if that tail is fucking pathetic, I've gained interest.

Dog is best console.

Tans seemed to have lost their meaning.
The reason OS-tans were as they are because some japs talked about a personification of each popular OS and the boobs represented the memory they needed.

Where's amiga-tan?

seems to have some decent art but not much


literally two pictures, this is the better one

Being a hipster is suffering.

I'm just a sucker for classy girls. Still, coming from something what wasn't really that notable, it isn't surprising, I guess, that she hasn't much stuff.

just like, draw more then


well there's one way to fix that

Start learning the anatomy I need to successfully draw decent female characters?
Yeah. I should, but I'm too lazy to keep up practice, sadly.

just do it

Why, most "artists" don't even bother

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Because some people have standards, and my shit either ends up as a flat copy with minor modifications of whatever I use as a base, or some kid's shit quality dragonball OC.

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10/10

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I fucking love these comics, I wish there was a central with all of them instead of having to hunt them down because so many people make that stuff.

consoletan.booru.org/

YES

mmmh yes that snes tan looks as good as it should, im gonna have a blast on the booru

welcomes

This shit is just going to become a cancerous circlejerk where everybody just reposts from the booru instead of actually having people drawing them.

I'd like cuckchan tier threads to remain on cuckchan.
Drawfags aren't a constant amd post sporaficaly as it is.

don't have too much fun

Those are supposed to come off, though

Gameboy and Gameboy Color better have dicks.

dog slut pls go

It's a -wan. As in "wan-wan".

Then draw something, faggot.

do not sexualize the gaymeboys

Is she retarded? Yes. Is she furbait? Yes.
But the design actually works. And that's what matters.

This I approve of. The dog pretends to be a sexy ara and tricks you into coming back to her place, then ambushes you with her puppy pussy.

the idea isn't to have a general as such but to insight more interest so that we can get the possibility of more console tans of which have better designs, posting imagines from the booru is just a means to an end


it's nice

Hopefully there's a Persona 5 switch port so we can make "A Dog's Fine Too." comic.

go to the draw thread or kill yourself
either is fine

fucking hell thats funny

it's funny because it's true


why not just do it anyways?

What the fuck is going on with the N64?

Because it might accidentally cause Persona Q2 to be Switch exclusive.

Can console-tans be classified as monster girls?

No, they're mascot idols.

I want to adopt Vita and Ouya tan so they don't have to suck dicks for bread anymore.

no one found a design which works


ah yes careful with that meme magics


they're not girls in costumes nor "not" furry so no

No.

vita is a interesting case where her design is clear fetish shit but it works to a degree since the vita has a rather simple design

Cancer

That third pic is cute, would be neat if it were actually drawn properly.

>>>/furry/

I generally agree with that but it's literally a school girl fetish with n64 stuff stuck on

Fuckoff goom

True but the expansion pack is clever.

oh yes there's some good aspects like the pack and hat but everything else is just out of place

Sorry, my mistake
>>>/reddit/
I don't actually think monstershit is furry, for what it's worth. Some of it is straight bestiality, though. The rest is vanilla normalfag shit, though.

They're specifically meant to be human anthropomorphizations, so no.

honestly i didnt even know what it was until i went to jewtube and checked the gameplay out. my god people actually play that garbage?

its just another shitty handheld dungeon crawler with random encounters and a paint coat of persona. who would even want to play that but nintoddlers desperate to know what a real game feels like?


they are furry, deal with it. you're not a special snowflake you degenerate fuck.

There's a scale for this, sir, and while it's not all-encompassing, "human face" is largely the biggest "not yet furry" indicator. Most monster girl art is just girls with stuff attached to them, not a snake in a dress.

Yeah those are X-Com threads.

Persona Q is Etrian Odyssey 4's engine with classes switched to Personas and freely creatable characters switched with the 3/4 cast. EO is great and you are a faggot.

Console-tans are fucking cancer

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Not an argument.

dont need to argue facts retard.


it might be if you have nothing else to play, but its definitely not a persona game.

Except that at least furries don't stick it in snek cloaca.

Persona Q is literally EO with Persona characters you fuckwit.

t. Redditor

why is nvidia shield 9S?

reasons

That mp4 is cancer

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I want to fuck Nvidia shield tan

do not fuck the shield tan

Yeah she's pretty hot.

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Reminder that trying to get this place to hate /monster/ is a Holla Forums operation to separate the 2 boards because Holla Forums can't stand /monster/ not spreading wide for them.

kek.

that may be the case but some of them are really got that /a/ elitism going on

What's this?

android?

It's a fully featured Windows/Linux laptop, actually.

You mean reddit?

/new/ tan tiem then


I don't think reddit is a console

Vita-tan needs boobs. For god's sake it's called a Vita. LIFE. Lots of LIFE love in the game library too.

she has them

Technically, yes. But you know what I mean.

that you need better tastes in console tans

She's about to do porn, isn't she?

Congrats, you got the joke, we're so proud of you user.

she's about to go pirate

Tits are shit-tier anyway. A real man goes for hips.

What if I hate both Holla Forums and /monster/, what then, furfag?

You're an upstanding idiot, congratulations.

Same boat.
To be fair, most my hatred comes form you fucks basically giving paladinposting the boot. That shit was fun. Beyond that, it's mostly because 80% of monsters are just regular girls with shitty glued on animal ears, and the remainder is usually flat animal genetalia. Oh, and most the time it's some shitty rape enslavement betamale femdom trash.

Where the PC Master Race at?
Best jokes and gags.

The face upgrade one!

Every fucking time.

The Tomoko-ish appearance works at least.


Which console is for the hips?

This. I cant stand any leftytard hating on switchdog.

everything that's pc tan is the best


it only really works because tomoko does, I'd prefer her being more her own thing

switch dog
More seriously, none of them that I have seen really have the right hips what tap that balance. Certainly not without a lack of breasts. Alas, good hips are rare as fuck in most mediums.

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switchdog is not a console tan

that's breedy good

Sure thing, leftytard

he's a jojo full and full


no u

Sure she is. You're just mad because the design ended up looking like a dog.
Incidentally, for some reason there's a lot of images what give her a brooklyn accent. I can't say I dislike it, but anyone know why?

This android tan is retarded, it doesn't describe Android at all and was probably designed by some phoneposting redditor.

He would be more appropriate as some weak midget whore with more "users" to count.

alittle


it's more of a os tan design and not so much a console

He's doing a fusion dance, meaning he can be with different devices.

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That doesn't make it any more appropriate.

another idea was to have him as a cap of sorts

That last one.
That always ends up getting me.

I think pc needs to put on more puppet shows tbh

so the real question is

what does a XL 2ds look like?

Read the thread faggot.

That's incorrect. There should have been a room full of PC "clones" each with a different improvement over the original.

this is the true switch-tan

I don't think it's as cut and dry as that.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ship_of_Theseus

read this dick

I’m surprised we haven’t seen any new comics about the destruction of the Xbox testing kit. PC doesn’t have a “way to remember Xbox”, after all (emulators don’t exist). The destruction of the ONE thing that could have let PC remember his first younger sister would’ve made for interesting comic fodder.

It's just as well. I don't like thinking about that.

See

My bad it's actually in the New2D3DSXL
thread.


Nah this is

well tbh I should have actually read that thread

It's very telling that the PC is the male while the consoles are female, despite the fact that the PC is the one that is receptive to their essences/creative elements. Maybe it's that he can't generate in himself that is the reason he is depicted as male. As such, it explains why Shield and Android are also male.

that's deep

PC is male because he’s the leader. He’s the figure of authority. He is the one who changes and improves. Consoles are women because they refuse to change, have a very short lifespan, and are increasingly worthless after it ends.

There is no true Switch-Tan.
Doggo is just the most popular with normalfags because it's "cute" (also because it originated from them), as well as with the depraved degenerates that just want to fuck a midget dog. Unfortunately they overwhelm the regular console-tan audience that just wants to see "regular" gijinka designs of consoles.

It's also telling that most Switch Dog art A) comes from artists typically not seen in console-tan treads and B) doesn't crossover much with other console-tans.

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Why are these not boys? God damn it, drawfags a shit.

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You can stick things inside boys.

Boys only have 2 slots
One for the battery, one for the cart.

this is a ruse

Virtual Boy is what I meant.


Nigga please if you wanna go that route then I'll show you where that cart goes.

You stick the Carts in the Back, Correct?

This means the normal DS is the only console that likes vagina sex, but only with GBA games.

Who would have though?

behind the knee?


see

DS x Gameboy Advance OTP confirmed

Switch has a complete dearth of Holla Forums art anyways, so you're probably not seeing much crossover art because there isn't any in the first place. All I've ever seen was the concepts for that milf whose arms come off, this one from planetofjunk and Kekitopu's dog.

Is that PC on a date with toaster?
Isn't that incest? Or does it count as masturbation?

he's on a date with (you)

where
IS
THE
FEET

If you look down for a bit, you'll realize that user has feet!

/monster/ is vanilla as fuck as I recall. It's one thing if you're paladin posting (they don't mind jokes), but it's another if you're paladyke posting.

This should be the true Switch-Tan, as punishment for all of the artists who refused to come to a consensus and instead stubbornly insisted of stroking their e-dick and pushed for their interpretation to be the "true" Switch-Tan.

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Are you sure you're not retarded? 256MB was a hefty amount of RAM for a desktop computer in the nineties, and having that in just your video card at the time would have been absurd. 32 or 64MB seems more appropriate, as I was rocking a 16MB Voodoo 2 for a while.

that's the point

Xbox One-tan best tan, doggo best doggo.

Just repost it.

Why not just call her DD, because that already implies XL?

noice

Niggeeeeer!

>>>/monster/284269
kek

You guys act like pallaniggers instead of being retarded dorks. IF you want fire and brimstone shit then do inquisitors instead of shoving edgy baggage on noble knights.

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The retarded dog version of Switch-tan is best Switch-tan.

Wait what?

It really is. The rest are probably being pushed by nintendo corporate.

reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace/comments/5qewph/refurbished_and_old_xbox_development_kit_and_made/
click only if you dare

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Someone on Reddit found a original xbox development kit and gutted it to make a gaming pc. They didn't even bother to copy the files on the hard drive before formatting it.

am i going to get mad?

massively so

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It should be obvious.

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I don't get that last one. Is the implication that to play games, they stick stuff up their vagoos?

Somebody had an OG xbox dev kit and used its case to make a pc

they did more then just use the case

It's kinda boring how many of them are generic modern anime girls.
More of them should represent their time period, like Atari 2600-tan and NES-80 who both have 80's styles. I don't know if it was intentional, but Atari 2600-tan also has more of an American design while NES-tan looks more Japanese.
Then you've got ones like DS-tan who don't represent the console or time period at all. You could do something clever with her like giving her two heads, but instead she looks like an edgy donut steel OC. The pen sword is a clever idea but it's just about the only good part of her design.

Wiped the hard drive without backing it up or even fucking asking for advice on what to do with it. I think the reason why I don't go on most sites is so I don't beat people to death for doing shit like this.

Does anyone has the pic were Wii-U gives PC a swich and then he says then can play it together and when he turns around Wii-U is gone?

You mean this one?

So now that i'm scared of time again, any decent sites/guides on how to clean and repair old consoles?
I have a gamecube that stopped working and a ddr mat that's finicky
i lost the webm for this

Whoops, meant NES-tan.

That's kind of cringey.


I'm glad to see more of the other Switch-tan. It's a better idea than the fucking dog and it attracts a hell of a lot less autism.

There's a clear difference:
If it has a snout, you can do without.

Youtube, really. There are a shitload of videos on refurbishing consoles and troubleshooting issues. Replacing shit like laser assemblies and chips tends to require some knowledge of soldering and ESD (electrostatic discharge) safety. Youtube can help you there, too. Hell, you can learn electronic engineering from videos, and I built an AR-15 and a 1911 using videos.

I want to protect Ouya's smile.

you really don't. It's just a phone

Then buy a few used ones and make some games for her after learning how to do it right, I suppose?

(Please do not actually buy an OUYA)

fuck off

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just not as pathetic

Well, they're technically all robotic in some way or another, and automatons/cyborg girls are monster girls in a sense.

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This one?

I hope you aren't mixing monster and clang motherfucker

FUCK FUCK FUCK ME SHIT

CONFIRMED FOR MONSTERS AND CLANG TO BE THE SAME THING

ROBOTIC LIZARD GIRLS WHEN

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What did he mean by this?

Kill yourself.

LOOK WHAT YOU DID.

sad

now wait a fucking minute is steambox-tan a trap?

But he said "I hope you aren't mixing", wouldn't that meant the exact opposite?

How come there's no Commodore 64-tan?

Console tans are not true clang

Into the trash it goes.

OH NO. NOT YOU TOO!!!!!

Gross, user.

Requesting a bunch of console-tans crawling all over giantess Xbox-tan, getting all over her boobies and tummy and armpits, commenting on how massive she is and embarrassing her.

Sounds disturbingly lewd.

Yes, and?

Too late.

Next you'll be saying they're not real thicc, either.

And this, MARK, is why Reddit is cancer and must be fought at every turn

DEATH TO REDDIT SCUM

DON'T ANIMEME MY STERLING ENGINES

C64 is a computer, and anything associated with Commodore/Amiga is lamentably full of fucking furries.

But C64 is cute and good.

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I'd pay to see these animated.

ooooh the first one, we should have a comic about pc throughout his childhood, awkward preteen years, teenhood, young adult and finally his adult stage

Just throw cute console tans around and it draws itself

PC-tan needs some art depicting Trucker or Flight simulators.

cute shota pc going scrawny awkward teen pc sound funny

You don't "mod" a PC. All IBM clones had expansion ports and bays.

Somehow I think maybe 3% of the board was around when "ye olde compyutre tymes" happened.

You still mod(ify) your system…

I expect it to mostly be like

Stop

Actually the entirety of that thread is just people who obviously know nothing about anything related to the subject pretending they do. There are many of those dev units around and they're all completely useless for the emulation of the xbox. Ask anyone who touched development of a xbox emulator and they'll say "idk maybe, isn't that just a xbox in a PC case?" And it's not like someone would find the source code of something important just laying around in there, so even the contents of the hard drive are useless besides some autist giving a shit about a prerelease build of some launch title. In fact the entire market for those pieces of hardware is based on people not knowing what those machines are.
Also I've read some posts in that subreddit and jesus christ i'd rather have this place fill with even more consoletards over those people, who are just as bad but smug on top.

I want to date Atari 2600

its already been done a while ago

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That looks like trash, user.

Not my drawing but there is a MG that is literally a robot.

preteen pc i tried to mimic panic! at the disco for the shirt
im sure someone else could do better i know im shit at drawing

Nah. It's pretty good. Only critique I could give is the hands. But that's hands, the worst part to draw. Fuck them.

SHE's bigger, dumber, & hotter too! SHE's the tenth member of the DS crew!

At least, I think 2DSXL is the tenth iteration in the DS line. There's so fucking many it's hard to keep track.

DS, DS Lite, DSi, 3DS, 3DSXL, 2DS, N3DS, N3DSXL, N2DSXL, probably a stock N2DS later

nice desu ne

why am I laughing at this holy shit

Yeah, and I bet she looks just like a human.

pretty much, why?

Why what?
This just confirms what I know about MGs.

that they're cute girls that you want to marry your favorite and have a happy loving relationship with?

That they're either vanilla shit, or bestiality.
If I'm going to do some CLANG, it should be more machine than girl. Likewise for general-purpose xenophilia. Monstergirls are literally just human girls with some glue-on ears, most the time.

phiIotes gid out

It's trash, son.

There's no TI-tan either.

draw it then

So what you're saying is you want to fuck non-human things like a furry would?

Which is why I love it when someone brings up Monstergirls and calls them furry. You'll always get two kinds of responses, guaranteed: mosnterfags that say the girls aren't furry, or furfags who say that they are

You are a man of most supreme taste and a true scholar, friend.

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just like, keep on going with it

To be fair does anyone like being equated with being a furry? Come on show of hands how many people like being held on the same level as people who like to dress up in bits of neon coloured carpet with a dog head

Anyone got any more comics? Digging through the filth and porn gives poor results.

That epic reply's so going into the subreddit xDD

Tiptacular post :D

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LOL

Drawing futa should be a crime punishable by castration.

Somewhere out there, a 3D girl like this exists.

My life is a lie

I'm tired of all this divide over which Switch tan is the real Switch tan. So I've solved the issue and came up with an accurate Switch tan character based on the characteristics of the Switch.

Behold.

fuck off jones this wasnt funny

Vanilla isn't bad, it's just boring most the time.

Furries are very human, mate. Don't know if you've noticed this, but they're lazy shits who use one body type, what differens near no way from a human outside of skin color and face. I say skin color, because that sure as hell isn't fur, most the time.
I want to fuck non-human things, yes. I'm a xenophile, after all. But furries aren't really non-human. Even outside the physical characteristics, their cultures and behaviors of the characters they make are just modern day humans. Hell, they rarely even bother making concessions for clothing.

Yeah, it's a dumb case to make. Still, it's trash.
They're no better, as far as the fetish goes, than the furries. Better community to be sure, but that's not really saying much.

Just got a vita recently, and I'm enjoying my time with her so far. She's a good girl.


Growing up I had a snes, genesis, AND a PS1, but only 7-8 games apiece. As a result I had no problem with WiiU's library and quite enjoyed what I had with her. That comic is sad..

Unnnnggghhhh

please someone draw gba-tan getting her boobs groped and armpits licked

it wasn't a devkit, it was an alpha tower, before they even started making devkits
That system could have had very valuable information but now we'll never know because muh upboats xDDD!

Tell me the 4th pic is a crop and not a sick joke from a drawfag

Triggered af

go away you fucking shill.

But they aren't they're bodies first and foremost are that of animals. their entire body is "Animal on two legs" instead of "Person with animal features"

You do realize that SMT is a series of dungeon crawlers, Persona included, and EO is based off of dungeon crawlers?

/monster/ for fuck sake, we get it, nobody likes furries, but that doesn't meant every single nonhuman thing is furry.

Just the automaton is a MG because it's a construct made by the Gremlin.

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I'd rather fug the dog

It's the little details

wiiu-tan is beautiful and pure. Not for lewd.

Especially since it pisses off good goy who bought a switch that their waifutan is a fucking dog now and forever.

She's bigger, faster, and stronger too
She's the never released SKU

That's too spooky.

ahuh

best tan

Alienware PC has to look like BELTAN ZIPPERZ with blue LEDs everywhere, with chrome trim.

NES-tan, NeoGeo-tan and Xbone-tan are literally perfect.

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What would a x68000-Tan look like? I imagine she'd be closely related to Arcade Tan.

Their.
Anyway, no, their bodies are first and foremost that of humans. 'Least if I am assuming correctly you're talking about furshit. If you're talking about monstershit, it depends. They're either entirely human, or they're straight bestiality with a human top.
Regardless, fur shit is entirely 'person with animal features'. It's why furshit is trash.

Neo Geo-tan is perfect. The classy older lady that's thicc and connected to organized crime. It's perfect.

I think you lads misunderstand, my pic is just OP's pic but padded to be exactly 12MB to bully the user who said there was no reason for it to be 5MB

The only Cd-i tan i've seen is pic-related

it's k

Excellent joke, user.

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Made me LOL

drawfag here with fresh oc of DS-tan tell me what you think

Looks more like the GBA SP