I wanna live in a thread with no friends or family

I wanna live in a thread with no friends or family
I'm gonna look out the window of my computer screen
I wanna remember to remember to forget you forgot me
I'm gonna look out the window of my computer screen

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well that is pretty good incentive to me.

you always know just what to say.

That'd be the same force as a linebacker tackling you.

doesnt that mean we should trade then
since you gotta try everything once anyway

Well if I ever feel the need to disarrange and debauch in a domineering manner, I'll be sure to focus my attentions on you first.

Maybe it's only your second!

Just accept it

Why would I want his dick? He's more like a cool big brother than a dick to fuck

Usually.

No.

understandable. it's more fun to be the one in trouble.

i-i hope catosama chooses me

a man of few words who makes each count.

Are you going to be like Mario and eat his mushroom?

My secure trip back in Alice2 days was ##Annikari1
Have fun.

though my mouth would be in the general area regardless

fine but i dont want to hear no mod abuse.

im not entirely sure what number it is

Good, it wouldn't be as true if you did.

If you don't link me, I'm going to miss 90% of these

wow lewd. I thought we were just trying to have a friendly conversation here.

*Terse.

Illogical.

pls response

what gave you the impression it wasnt

these are not hmms but they are so numerous now that I feel quite satisfied.

I lost it when the fish got reeled in.

Okay.

you being all pervo out of nowhere talking about putting your mouth places.

See, I think that's why being a switch is the best.

Feeling horrible with yourself? Be a brat and cruise for a spanking.

Feel like hot shit? Bully everything!

I think it goes for tastes other than lewd. Say if I feel like I've overindulged in alcohol, did bad or just generally feel horrible; I'd eat super spicy food to warm me up and give me a little pain in the mouth. If I feel I did good, I make myself soothing and wholesome, like hot chocolate or porridge.

I'm not sure if this is a joke at this point.

would you prefer my hands

So you might not have even been to a rodeo!

No, it means you're being humble

So fkn lulz
Poor fish didn't see that shit coming

whatever it is, it's about as serious as anything else I do here. which is to say, not very.

being a switch doesn't suit my tastes. I'm selfish like that.

perhaps a combination of both.

Can I have your hands?

Negative.

I feel like it's way funnier than it has any right to be.

But it's so comical the way it happens too.

Now you got more of my interest!
What are your tastes?
And I mean in general too, not just lewd.
Fave color, fave food, etc.

You're the one who said it!

green. I'm partial to pasta dishes, especially shrimp fettuccine alfredo. my lewd tastes are quite well known at this point. just read back through my conversation with moogs for a refresher.

i have definitely seen one maybe. on tv

you're so smart. you're right. it's wrong of me to restrict myself. i should be restricting you

are you charlies molesting uncle

Lmao my grandma and grandpa are so drunk right now

now I'm very curious as to the ways you might go about such a task.

i never link you though

Dismissed.

Was it one with cows or horses?

Exactly

Already?

Is it like staring into the future?

I won't confirm or deny.

well you seem to come with a lot of fun accessories to accomplish such a task

cow.

oh my god

batteries are not included though, so keep that in mind.

Then maybe you do have some experience

Is it okay to hit a women Holla Forums?

Which God is that, and do they have udders?

I did that thing I was told to last night and tried adding sugar to draino.

I still ended up vomiting everywhere.

Talk shit get hit.

if she deserves it, yes. they want equal rights they can stop bitching about getting hit when they start shit.

that is a shame i imagine watching you squirm around what that thing in you would be fun to watch.

that is savage

not my god. the christ god

DJ Khaled is a gift to mankind from the gods

jesus, moogs

is this a problem in our relationship

that is still very easy to make happen.

At full strength and on the butt

Only if they're trannies.

only if they like it/deserve it

If she takes a shot at your nuts, sure.

yes

I'm starting to like pink, like a lot.
Pasta dishes are my jam but I wanna branch out into something with potatoes and stuff.
Mostly like spicy food once in a blood moon.

My lewd tastes... eehh, depends what I'm in the mood in. Sometimes I want something cute, sometimes I go to /d/ for some badness

*Flashbacks of drunken arguments*
Girls would say yes if she hit first. But a tap.
Men would say it depends if she hit first. But a tap.

I say 'It isn't about being okay in an argument, it is about being the biggest person who is right'.

Say if a girl hits me, I'd fucking have this huge smug grin on my face.

They just lost their shit and their argument; so everything they say is invalid. I.E, I win. They lose.
They better give themselves the black eye or come back with a better fucking argument, or else I'm just gonna keep grinning and make em more mad.

But trannies which way?

Either.

It's not really okay to attack anyone in anger.

Self-defense is fine, though.

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Yes, I'm sure this is genuinely surprising.

pink is an alright color, it's just no green.
potatoes are pretty amazing. I like them in many ways.
spicy food is fantastic. I especially love tabasco on things.

seems similar to myself actually.

But how else would you deal with your boyfriend's constant feeling of emasculation manifesting as a need to beat their significant other?

You should write fanfiction

Shipping you with who?

I have this problem though.
I'd buy all this awesome veg but never get around to using it all and have to throw it away. ;w;

Dunno if I can freeze potatoes, you see.
I also need a masher so I can make my own mashed food. OH! And I got some tabasco always in my cupboard.

I liked green, but getting into purple and pink a lot more.

btw, got green eyes. Fucking awesome. Plus ashamedly I'm getting more into Asanagi's stuff and certain vore stuff as well. The shame is real, Cupcake. Oh, and mindbreak/aheago stuff too, I guess.

Btw, I need some background stuff to listen to while I play Darkest Dungeon. Not music, but commentary, sorta sick of listening to old Two Best Friends Play stuff... any ideas?

I'm joking.

Don't

I can help you with that, Gil.

fluky.io/

This is a wheel of fortune thing. You put in as many names as you like and let the wheel of fate decide.

purple is a great color, to be sure.

you just have to force yourself to use the potatoes if you buy them. I just don't buy anything that needs too much prep these days, but eventually I might get back into trying to cook.

vore is definitely not for me, but mindbreak can be pretty fucking hot. aheago always is. green eyes are wonderful. mine are hazel

I like listening to sargon of arkaad, but I'm not sure if you would be interested in his stuff. probably, given the general feel of how people's views are around here. check him out.

Nah. Save it for Insider.
It'll be his magnum opus.

He'll half-finish it and get bored.

It's always the British that are the best at arguing logically.

it's true. they are very good at it.

What is he even doing now after dropping out?

I do listen to his stuff, but not as background stuff, however, there is a video I do need to catch up on.

Prep just fucking sucks, but eating shitty packet noodles sucks even more. I think I'll just get all my veggies tinned, but that means I get less for the price.

If I get in the mood, I'll find you the best mindbreak stuff!

That and finding random shit and working on top of that. Like... British make the best plunderers, both in ideas and in some cases; booty.

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I like the steamed veggie bags you can just microwave. they are easy and all you need is some salt and pepper and they taste great.

You're supposed to know these things.

Got no microwave. But I may need to get on steamed veggies soon.

Btw, do you play Darkest Dungeon?

How is this possible?

no, it looks interesting though. is it out of early access yet? I don't buy early access games anymore.

Insider dropped off the map, man.

he keeps in touch with some people.

i am very tired

RIP.

I don't blame you.
I got burnt so hard when I got Rust, Starbound and other games. Starbound got good though, so I hear, but I no longer like crafting games.

It is out of early access.
And it is a good time sinker to play and shitpost.

Just never bothered to buy one.
Got no TV either.
I will get one for my birthday though.

I envy you. I wish I was tired, with hot chocolate in one hand and slippers on my feet.

go to bed boo

I'll have to check it out when I get back to where I feel like playing games more again. these days I pretty much just play overwatch.

Are you "some people"?

that was the implication, yes.

Don't be a racist.

I wanna get overwatch but is too expensive for me right now.

I bet you're a healslut

So what's he up to?

He won't heal no matter how hard you bully him.

If he's healing he can't get those ELEVEN GOLD MEDALS WHY ARE WE LOSING

I play around all the roles, actually. I'm best on defense with stuff like junkrat or torb. I do enjoy playing support though.

he's doing alright. trying to learn a new language for a job where he's at now.

hey test

shut up.

defeat.....
:(

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*kiss*

FUCKING STOP YOU SHITTER

I play zenyatta all the time.

why do you always tell me what to do

because we're bffs

I like the look of Junkrat, because kaboom and bombs and stuff; but if we're going by tf2 roles, I'm either going as Bastion because I like being a turret; or I may be a healslut myself.

I'll need to play the game to find out my perfect role, usually in mobas I play support or big dumb tanks.

You don't deserve heals.
You're a lost cause, git gud.
Speaking as a dissilussioned healslut myself. I don't trust anyone to carry a game, hence I'mma heal the fuck out of everyone.

I'm just memeing anyway.

lewd

Isn't Cupcake like pure salt when playing anything?

would you really say we're bffs

it's good to just play around and see who you end up doing the best as. for me that happens to be junkrat. but there are so many characters you have lots to choose from.

you're being a bully is what you're doing.

it certainly gets that way sometimes.

of course boo.

That's a rumor I've heard, I can't possibly confirm or deny.

I like running in and being a dumb, beefy cunt.
Anyone like that?

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yes. there are a good selection of tanks, and roadhog and reinhardt seem like your kind of guy.

Doesn't sound like a thing I'd do.

ye
it contradicts the whole personality he tries to project

no not at all, what was I thinking

Okay fine Luka this is my post

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defeat.....
:(

*pouts* ...hmph
bump

wait tsuchi is a girl?

Has he at least given you the nudes you're asking for to compensate for all the saltiness?

lonely...

The girliest girl to have ever girled.

gimme

congrats Holla Forums!

you get to fuck one(1) of these apes

which?

hungry...

nope

None of the above.

yay anime~

Damn.
Keep it up. He'll say yes eventually.

Rolled 1 (1d4)

Roadhog seems too skill based for me

Reihardt seems my kind of guy.
Btw, I get like... I dunno, you gotta play with me to understand. I don't get salty, I get like... 'Abandon Hope' feeling.

Oh yeah! Utter despair. That's what I get.

1st.

Far left it is.

test got the literal worst

Rolled 2 (1d5)
5 being the "none" option.

Rolled 3 (1d5)Oh god.
I got the full ape one.

trust me. the hooks are not skilled at all. it's landing the headshot after.

no, I get where you're coming from. sometimes it's very easy to tell you don't have a chance in a game.

They're all pretty hot, though, and it's more fun when you leave it to chance.

The fuck is wrong with you?

quit reminding me of your sister

Which one has the dick?

eww lol you think black people are attractive lol niggers haha

Go e-fuck your spic "girlfriend" and tell me that only whites are attractive while looking me in the eye.

s a v a g e
a
v
a
g
e

woah
test
savage tonite

Just me fam

Tsuchi if you had to choose between fucking a shitty trap like Tokai or fucking black chick which would you pick
Don't fucking give me that "none of the above" shit either

Only whites are attractive.

can i get your sister's contact details btw
i think im gonna become your brother

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Wait, Smiles is a spic?

Oh.
Because I was going to say that that one's automatically out of the runnings.

Is the black chick at least not full chimp?

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They're 3/4 white so close enough.

Yep.
And like 'Is it me who is fucking up? Is it my team? Maybe I should finally delete from harddrive forever' thoughts.

Ever read this?

ive been rused!

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yeah, no kidding. although I just usually blame everyone else. it's more fun that way.

yes I have. usually image sets are boring to me though, even with text slapped on. that one was alright though.

Smiles is a spic?
Gross

gross

She's like homosapiens tier
Like straight out of Worldstarhiphop

I'd honestly would say no to either in this.
But if forced, I'd go with the niggress and have her say "massah" throughout.

Yes, Smiles is Latina

eww gross not a white person disgusting lol niggers

De que parte tho

SMILES IS A SPIC?

MY FUCKING IMMERSION

That makes it sound like Tsuchi and Theseius did the fusion dance.

shouldve known

white girls arent religious anymore

that's even funnier than what I was going for

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lmao

why would it say de que means that?
google translate is so shit

This isn't even their final form.

It what situation would you honestly be benefited in knowing Spanish in America?
Getting a job as a social worker?

I'm scared to follow the train of thought much further though. it would be like some kind of eldritch horror.

Ok, I think I exhausted everything I wanted to say or could say. Brain is dead now and trying plow through DDunjin whilst listening to Lovecraft audiobooks. Prolly bed soon.

MAybe I should tease you or something, or do you have a good idea for next conversation?

Top 100 Languages by Population
Rank Language Name Primary Country
1 CHINESE, MANDARIN China
2 SPANISH Spain
3 ENGLISH United Kingdom

I was going dragon ball this entire time, you whore.

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It doesn't really benefit you in anyways but it's a pretty good feeling when you can talk shit on white people that are standing right next to you in spanish and they won't even know

why the hell would you count chinese or south americans as 'people' though

I am not a whore.

that's fine, it was nice talking to you. I'm more or less out of things to say on these topics as well. what is your steam?

Yeah, but why would white people be in Choloville to even be trashed talked by Pablos?

Benefited in speaking the top three languages in general.

You low-grade un-paid whore.

captaincress
Or type in SCANNER and look for the weird smiley pic of Yakui.

California fam
There's spics everywhere here

"B-but they're people too! They aren't just rapists and drug dealers!"

not a whore.

alright.

They're in Texas, too.
They just thankfully keep to their own communities here.

Kids are so fucking stupid

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Aren't you still a kid?

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waifu2x.booru.pics/

t. fellow kid

Yes of course

No shit.

How old are you now anyways?

I'm still 16 :^)

old enough for me

me2

I'm 14.

im nein yeaws olwd

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Please shoot me for even typing that.

bump

you people are all so young XD

pew pew

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Go suck off old dudes for Subway money.

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I'm also a girl irl.
Pic related.

Its me irl.

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tsuchi keeps telling me to tell you he wants to apologize
i dont believe it though

12/f/cali anyone want sum fux?

I almost forgot about this name

can you get the script that notifies you when people message you

we need to call you whenever swedish posts

link it

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do not

i dont have it nigger

i dont believe that tricky guy either!

:3

It's pretty Grim when we need to call Ui whenever Swedish posts.

You'd think Scarlet would be fine erin these threads.

Hey wait, this means Luka unfiltered Tsuchi

Or only ever fake filtered him

what did that nigger do now?

It's a nigger rap song that I translated into moonrunes while high off cough syrup

Good times

Luka never filters me
feelsbad

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I'mma bed soon, you kids have fun

nini

his jealousy knows no bounds
tsuchi desperately craves to be white

fake unfiltered*

DAMN

Im the only person who knows the truth about anything. the rest have shitty memories, and I mthe one who did molly every other day for 5 years.

woah! he aint white??

Tsuchi's so white he got an impure girlfriend so he could feel more justified when he beats her.

:P

You responded to one of his posts, dude

That's not how this works

Tsuchi is so white he eats Miracle Whip

Which is disgusting btw

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I eat Miracle Whip, Tsuchi gives me shit for it.

Nigger, I am whiter than your Jew ass.

I use Blue Plate mayo.

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I could totally just imagine Tsuchi eating Miracle Whip on its own to feel even whiter about himself.

Oh.
Okay, then.

i'm no dude.

That's not how this works

:^)

I had a more productive conversation with my pet parrot today.

At least the parrot pays attention.

is parrot one of your pet names for me now?

"test is a midget, sqwaaak"

what product do you buy.

wow lol

Wow you don't like beer or Mayo?
McFucking Nooseyourneck

Its pretty justified
That shit is worse than pussy juice

lol yeah right, next thing you know youre gonna start saying you drink "good" beer

step on my dick

Yes.
Mayonnaise.
The thing you put on sandwiches.

I do like mayo. I also like miracle whip.

'step on my dick'

I drink nothing but Stone's shit these days.

No, it's my pet name for my pet.

Which is a parrot.

Creative

Who's Stone and how did you get him to sell that to you?

stonebrewing.com/beer/special-releases/stone-sublimely-self-righteous-black-ipa

Tbh, I forgot miracle whip was a thing and was thinking about cool whip.

That said, I could picture Tsuchi eating whipped cream straight.

you know me.

Do you like beer tho

He's got those face marks like they do in Jojo
shits so lulz

That shit gets boring real fast

no, I do not like pisswater.

Posting random webms

hey oooo

Cupcake, without context which word, or combination of words do you like more.

1 Quadriga
or
1 Gboro-Fboro, 1 Chi-You, 2 Kongous
or
1 Zygote, 1 Sariel

Too well, probably.

*Draws katana*

chi-you.

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anyone who knows me even a little already knows too much.

lolwut meme porn

I'm the cook!

Am I the only one getting drunk rn?

Tbh, that's probably the harder mission because there's four fucking things.

I was getting drunk a while ago.

I would drink but I plan on taking xanax

sauce

hey you asked without context. but knowing that I'm even more glad I picked it.

John Wick

the movie was so good

what is good about it?
:)

Soto.
Enjoy

Gross.

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Idk why I said gros.

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The fight scenes are excellently choreographed gunplay. It's very fun.

I'd probably go pretty ham, too if somebody killed MY dog

I didn't tell you to stop

I still drink like one or two drinks with xannies
It gets you super fucked up dawg
Its like really dangerous though

Did you draw that?

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You saw that but you didn't see forrest gump?

they shouldn't have did that. no siree.

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-step-

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I have work in the morning though.

not sure what the problem here is. I can't feasibly see EVERY movie and it's more likely I've seen more movies that are recent than movies that came out before I was born or when I was a child.

You're pretty bad at this fam

Nah, I don't have notebooks worth doodling in them anymore.

I just saw it in an image dump and thought you'd appreciate it.

I tried so hard

And got so far

But in the end-

so kawaii

you're drunk go home

im with u sodo

It feels sorta backwards. I hardly knew that movie existed.

Not drunk but I am drinking some hard cider

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What's the sauce on that calisthenics webm, btw?

I am home.

makes sense that someone not in america would be more likely to hear about good old films instead of any new ones.

go to bed

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I have to kill this Gboro-Gboro, Chi-You and two Kongous first.

I'd prefer naked pictures of you but I guess Rem pics are aight I guess

who cares
I drink at work all the time

You're useless

Mah nigga
Kinda wanna tc

Drink it all rn
then buy more

shirobako

Not to subtle !

it has 200 cals thats way too much
and I have work tom

ganbatte

pretty keen on not losing my only source of income.

so satisfying

Where your ass was at dog, when niggas wasn't feed me?
Where your ass was at dog, when bitches didn't need me?
Where your ass was at dog, when niggas tried to run off?
Where your ass was at dog? You made me pull this gun out
Where your ass was at, dog, you went and switched sides?
Where your ass was at, dog, when niggas was spread lies?
Where your ass was at, dog, when the bodies come slide?
Where your ass was at, dog, when I was serving piles?
Where your ass was at, dog, when niggas wasn't feeding?
Where your ass was at, dog, when bitches didn't eat?
Where your ass was at, dog, when niggas tried to run off?
Where your ass was at, dog? You made me pull this gun out
Where your ass was at, dog, when I was in the Pyrex?
Where your ass was at, dog, when I was drinking Hi-Tech?
Where your ass was at, dog, came through the projects?
Where your ass at we keep that fully loaded contacts

Then why does he always deny any involvement with you?
And actively try to get you to leave him alone in public?

I bought rum btw

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oh
okay. thanks.

Lawl

she said Xzibit

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vv

No but seriously is it just me or are his ears like weird looking?

nigga u fkn wot m8

lmao nice meme

Take a shot with me

God i fucking love nigger music

im fat and I plan on losing weight soon

these webms suck

Enough nigger music

Time to weeb it up

autistic egg frying

Life sucks.

Nice to meet you, Fat. I hope it works out.

likewise

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Nuh uh, sorry, the pleasure is all mine. You can't have any.

I get the pleasure of meeting your posts every other day though

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Why did you even save them anyways?

ui ily

Starcraft is like a Korean bicycle for me. 5 months off and I still beat Korean masters players

They are off of someone elses computer/folders.

I won't post the juicy ones tho

If that's true, I'd like you to stop. I know that I can't force you to, but I'd prefer it if you derived no pleasure whatsoever from our interaction. If there's anything that I can do to assure that, you let me know. Even if you have to call me up in the middle of the night, I'd like to hear it.

soundcloud.com/girlultra/one-dance-girl-ultras-flip

Fucking spics ruining my english music

I wonder what Jeffs dream is

oh. more lame casual anime stuff

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this is beautiful

y-you too

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.

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lol

kyuuuuuuuuuuuu

thats really cute

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well if this webm is porn im done posting

so this is how it ends.

not with a bang. but with a whimper.

ded thread. ded community

only todger can save us

those damn discord servers

*whimpers*

;_;7

I took 5 since I typed that 8)

Well I'm not gonna post, I'm taking a bath.

Later FAG-ENABLERS

*disables*

I'm here to save the community~

see ya best buddy yan

we're saved!

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History will never remember how it was welms who saved the thread in its darkest hour

You are grounded, grounded, grounded, GROUNDED!

guess I'd better go to my room.

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*gives mouth to mouth to the thread*

uguu

Hiya, Cuppers. I got out early~

Good. I don't want the credit^^

That's probably the best Overwatch gif that I have seen.

congrats. welcome to the thread, elma.

That's right. And don't even think about coming down fir a midnight snack.

Don't ellipses me!

but what if I get super hungry.

Hihi^^

Sorry about earlier. I was in a strange mood :p

Promise to give it to me then?

I'll come rape you later

You gotta buy me dinner first~

Its alright

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..................

I didn't notice anything that you might need to apologize for, so don't worry.

that still leaves a hunger issue to solve.

*squee* Good!

Now that's just plain rude

Your brain will draw its attention to the pain on your butt instead of the hunger pains.

you seem chipper.

Wanna kill it even worse and play some memewatch?

Jesus Christ how horrifying.

I'm pretending this is gant saying these things and it's working quite well.

I suppose I could go for a few rounds before I turn into a seething pile of rage.

What did you want to order off of the dollar menu?

Don't worry, I expect the rage.

I'm a rude person.

Is there a reason to not be??

for me? sure. for you, I hope not.

Cheapskate :(

When I read Gant's lines, I used the voice of Professor Strange from Arkham City. Best three hours of my life.

I can tell! You just have this unpleasant vibe around you.

oh fufufu. Don't be like that~

Nah, I'm in high spirits the last couple days^^

not bad, not bad at all.

im kidding welms
we're going to sizzler

Why is taking care of yourself such hard work?

Boo, wanna play?

i have something averagely long and above averagely thick for you to play with test

And for Winston Payne, I use Toad from Mario.

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good. I hope you continue to be that way.

Dickbutts

penis boobs

Somewhere fancy will get you further, baka.

Because life is suffering and beauty is pain.

Me too! We will find out Tuesday!

Though I'm hitting up the DMV tomorrow to renew my license, so that should be fun /sarcasm

Cuppers fan me, I'm hot and wet.

Butter farts

ass clams

My beauty is only pain to anyone who isn't me. ♥

Did you paint them or something?

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cuticles and shaping them up with a file ^~^

What does that mean?

VAGINA DICKS

but that's more expensive
the best place for a date is always an amusement park anyway
i'll just buy you some cotton candy

Make them pretty.

It means jealousy is painful and green and ugly bb.

vagina face

is chappie worth a rewatch
i dont remember much of it

no

you like rollercoasters???

I love Cedar Point in Ohio. Biggest and bestest coasters around^^

Oh, I see.

It is very.

Iunno, maybe I'll paint them for my day off tomorrow cause why not? I don't have many colors though... my toes are black from last time still :/

Watch The Boy in the Striped Pajamas
Its a great comedy

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i love them
i live in cali so it'd really suck if i didnt
i hope there's a lot in colorado

and you go and watch watamote
its an anime meant for normal extroverts like us

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there are other things I would do in that situation.

so much fun. those lines are the most exciting thing I've ever experienced.

I liked having my toes painted black.

It was a great secret.

Anime sux