WEBM Thread

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HelpDesk Girl is best Girl.

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not fast enough champ nothing personel

I thought I had the Coldsteel game trailer as well, but I guess not.

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i have the shadow one

where the r34 at

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That one's not playing for me in Firefox but it did in Chrome.

You can always pick up a copy of HotBots

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oof

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How the fuck did Ratchet & Clank get away with this shit while still being considered a kids' game?
There needs to be more /clang/ in the world

I honestly don't know. The fact that it escaped relatively unscathed compared to other titles with furry protagonists makes it even more puzzling.

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Well it was always rated T in NOA but it was PGI 3+ in PAL, not sure why.

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i feel ya

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Why are those profligates antagonizing that poor hedgeheg?

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Wish that user had kept doing those.

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Jesus Christ.

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how can some one live like that, having to constantly remind people 'oh don't worry i'm too MATURE for things like this guys" ? is this that "virtue signalling" thing i keep hearing about

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This has a pretty good beat.

This is the kind of stuff that makes mass shootings happen, makes me glad I don't currently have a cell phone.

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because they never grew up so they have to constantly trick everyone around them to think they did

Venus fly traps are truly the best plant. I feel bad for the frog tho.

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(checked)
eerily realistic

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God that game was great. I need to fire up the PS2 again.

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You'd be surprised how many women like metal.
I went to an Electric Wizard concert a few years ago and around 1/3rd of the venue were women.

I just noticed they kind of have that hair cut in Bully.
I'm just surprised that I couldn't find a Columbine/Trenchcoat mod.

collab when?

Is that monkey jerking off with a grapefruit? Why?

Oh dear. What horrid timing is this. I'm not really much into metal, myself. Too much noise. I might've blown my ears out a while ago, can't appreciate that kind of thing anymore.

They can collab all over my oration ;^)))))

It's not a Grapefruit, it's a McChicken.

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I got sad when I heard the Bill Nye The Science Guy chant at the start.

DUDE
MY SEX JUNK
LMAO

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Just remember the good times, man. The times before our childhood idols were corrupted by social justice.

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remember, no heroes

What's the context for this scene? Is John Cena dying?

Video games?

I got the Pic

You know, for how fucking random this mashup is it works way too goddamn well.

It sucks man Bill Nye was one of my biggest influences in inspiring me to get into science. I'm almost there, just defended for my master's and by the end of this research project I'm starting in a few weeks I'll have my Doctorate. Its just sad to see Bill Nye come to this these days when he was such a positive influence on me in my childhood

The guy makes some fantastic videos.

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WHY DID YOU GUYS HAVE TO RUIN THIS THREAD?

I'd say that i've seen everything and that i'm ready to die but I said that like twenty times before and shit like this keeps happening

so i'll stick around and see what fresh hells we create next

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John Cena is deaf and House uses the boombox to show that he has nerve damage or someshit. I've forgotten. I think he can feel the bass in his hands but not his chest.

ALL STRAIGHT MEN SHOULD BE GAY, BECAUSE WE SAID SO, WHO CARES IF WE'RE BEING HIPOCRITICAL, WE'RE IN THE RIGHT LOL

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Name of the anime?

i spent a little while trying to think of something to say about this but it's really just fucking stupid, at least on his kids show you could actually learn something even if its elementary level science.

of course normalfags just latch on to everything elementary level, that's why the compare politics to harry potter and their concept of science is "LMAO YEAH SCIENCE LIKE BILL NYE I WATCHED IN SCHOOL AND RICK AND MORTY"

i'm not that science-smart myself, but i don't think i'm smart for saying the fucking word science out loud like these fucking animals do

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i actually have no idea
i'm sorry

Fucking kill me.

Isn't that this American guy that got a bachelors degree in mechanical engineering and patented the "bag of water as a magnifying glass" and started patent trolling all over the world with it?
Who also got a childrens television show and since then gets worshipped by idiots?

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NEVER EVER

Maybe.

Yes

It's hibike euphonium

Fuck off, Holla Forums.

He's basically doing it to prove a point about his hearing or something, it's been a while since I marathoned House.

As for why he's busting in with shutter shades and a boombox, that's just him being a silly sarcastic grandiose asshole because that's his character. Also he can get away with it since he's their best diagnostician who can get shit right on the spot and each of the episodes is about dealing with particular cases that are weird and unusual by his standards.

He also gives the black guy, Foreman, loads of shit and jabs at him constantly with racial jokes, even moreso then his other underlings.
Generally if he's insulting you instead of ignoring you that means he acknowledges your ability as a doctor. It's a good show.

I used to watch it all the time before TV went down the shitter completely

"If a man will not work, do not let him eat."

Get this commie garbage off my Holla Forums

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i'd still vouch as a children's show, it was a perfectly good children's show that did indeed teach kids some basic science and biology in a format that could keep a keep quiet for 30 minutes after the teacher wheeled in that big ol' CRT tv to go nurse their hangover in the back

the worshipping is very much the issue though, normalfags have their own breed of meme magic and this is what it creates

MDE is too real

you know you're scraping the bottom of the barrel when you have to fall back to that in an attempt to get your point across

Calm down, I didn't post it because I agree with it. That said, Trump a shit :^)

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The video also spends 2 minutes setting up the point that you can't change what flavour you are no matter what because it's an intrinsic aspect about you. But then completely contradicts that when vanilla changes. So it completely contradicts it's central point and negates everything it was just preaching about. Not only is it a bad analogy its self contradictory

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now where have i heard that before? :^)

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Good job, guys. Honestly I'm not a judgemental person and I don't give a single shit what someone is doing on their private property with another adult of any state of sexuality or dick/vagina ownership. But I cannot abide this preachy bullshit. If someone hates LGBT people that much, they're not going to be talked down by a snarky, passive aggressive food analogy. If anything, it's going to reaffirm beliefs that LGBT people cannot shut the fuck up about their bedroom life and even posit that their bedroom fun time choices are better and more exciting than the breeders. You know, straight sex is vanilla but fucking my pet trap while my girlfriend gargles my balls is mint choc chip.

It's like they think people saying "It's shit like this why Trump won the election" is some hilarious ironic meme and not actually people trying to clue them in on how being preachy cunts is turning the common against their movement.

Man, old YTP was great.

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i certainly used to feel this way too but i'm reaching a point where i feel like anyone who announces their "identity" needs to be put the fuck away. the tipping point was when they started using kids in their propaganda i guess

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i never realized the lyrics to fukkireta were kinda pleasant

but it also always makes me thing of some 3dcg porn of reimu i saw once so hearing it kinda gives me a boner

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The song here and in the beginning of sounds so familiar, but I just can't put my finger on it.
Send help.

Transexuality is a whole different beast from homosex though.
They're only even remotely related thanks to SJW faggots who can't seem to shut up about genitalia.

**sorry for no webm, lent my brother my flash drive because he was desperate.

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Snow Halation

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The Prototype of Only thing I know for real, with the new vocals is the best shit.

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I blame that shit on psychologists. I always though psychology was bullshit. And then you look into it and every other day they're announcing some fantastical new bullshit condition people can have. And now all this "your kid might be transgender at the age they don't know what their penis/vagina is for, contact us to find out more" bullshit. It's a great racket really. Basically you tell parents that and as soon as the kid does anything "effeminate" like play with Polly Pocket or put his sister's dress on, that's a fucking paycheck right there. Before starting the HRT drugs they have to have lots of "counseling" to make sure they know what they're in for and what the implications are. Of course you tell a six year old all this and it's going straight over their head and your an adult so they'll agree unconditionally to everything you say. Then after lots of VERY EXPENSIVE counseling they move onto the VERY EXPENSIVE drugs and hormones. So the psychologist gets paid, big pharma gets paid, all the people in between get paid and who gives a shit if the kid realises at the age of 14 what a penis and vagina actually are and what genders actually are and kills themself because they've fucked their body up in irreparable ways. Look at all this moolah we made out of the gullible fucking parents and the idiotic kid too stupid to realise he's trading in his/her entire future on a whim.

It's a fucking scam is what it is. They've almost made it attractive and hip to have a transgender kid in the family so idiot parents will fork over 1,500 dollars a year for drugs and god knows how much for counseling. 200 dollars or so for maybe an hour of talking at a bemused and scared six year old? Great, basically free money.

I have to agree with other user. The LGBT community should try and remove the T part of it. Not that any self respecting homosexual should identify as "LGBT" as much as they should identify as a man or woman who is gay or greedy.

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theres no way its that cheap, granted i know most people who fancy themselves transexual don't have real jobs and can't afford that so they ask for kickstarter money to get their idiot pills

I'm going to see them in June at TMG

And you're just going to say this without giving possible leads to it?

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unfortunately i haven't been able to find it myself in awhile, it wasn't particularly great it was almost comedic, but the model reimu used had really great legs and a cute face and the guy she's riding takes a bridge-pose partway through

that and fukkireta playing is all i have to go on

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To be fair, my source is Teen Vogue magazine so take it with a grain of salt.

I didn't both looking past that point but apparently:

Gender reassignment can cost in excess of 30,000 dollars, to get all the bones in your face shaved to make you look more girly ranges from 25-60 thousand dollars and to get boobs costs like 5-10 grand.

So money all around for tons of people for every boy a fucking psychologist manages to convince that they want to actually be a girl. And they obviously take the pills for more years if they start early so you start them before they're grown up enough to even know what sexuality and gender is.

It's a fucking scam. I'd never argue all transexuality is a scam, I've personally known a couple of transexuals who made a damn good run at it and keep the fact their transexual under wraps, because they want the world to view them as one gender or another. And I feel cheated on their behalf with this recent surge of "its hip to be trans!" bollocks, essentially destroying part of their identity by marketing it to idiotic parents. This surge is a total and utter scam and in a few years time you're going to see a lot of "trans" people killing themselves because they're those six year olds who grew up and found out what the fuck "Dr." Furrberger convinced them to do to themselves.

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I know what you speak of. It used to get posted on /f/ a few years back. We're talking back on cuckchan days. I'll see what I can do.

Found it.

Wake me up, fam.

excellent

for all that money wasted ruining your own body over a bit of confusion at an early age you could buy some fucking property that won't drive you to suicide, and you could sell it yourself if you regret it

yep that's the one, not as good as i remember and lots of clipping but i could probably wank to some of those stupid leg movements easily

But why though. In what shithole of a country is there so little to do that this counts as entertainment?

WEW

i wish i could see an xray of the effects to be honest, the amount of force must be incredible

Looks like China.

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Respecting those trips of gratitude.

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But it's not their own body, that's the stupid thing. These kids are getting wrangled from the parents by psychologists so early that they're halfway to being a the opposite gender by the time they even know what any of this shit means. And if they're super unlucky, their upper middle class parents had already got them the chop and tuck and all the other stuff before that point too.

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i just can't believe such invasive procedures are even remotely legal on minors

acting

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BILL NO

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Reminder that vanilla is a best

The police do a lot of shit like that to catch car thieves.

Virgin Soul had better have Nina do some dancing soon.

Fug, I never hear about it on TV

Disgusting why post such filth, have some vanilla to cleanse your mind you degenerate.

i haven't started the new season yet, is it good? i have a hard time believing anyone could do something simple and charming like that twice

Slav magic is the best.

Nice boat.

you are not fooling me!

The first season was pure lightning in a bottle. Second season has my attention but, I'm still waiting for the big hook. It's featuring a lot of already established characters ten years down the track too. I'm not entirely sure if this adventure will be entirely city based or if they'll go on a continent spanning journey again. Nina's definitely a charming lead though and Kaisar is still going to be a strong focus in the story too.

Are you sure?

Have this version

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this is comedy right? because i lost it

That was genuinely a fantastic movie though

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Chicks love it when you fist their womb. Give it a try sometime.

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I don't like agreeing with DSP.

Why are asian islandeer lewd motion imageries always so funny?

You put effort into this one
I'm glad you did

Thank ye kindly user, fukken saved

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The japanese are always so funny

Thank you

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ALL THESE YEARS LATER AND IT RETURNS TO GET ME ONCE MORE.

You lucky, lucky cunt.

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you can still buy floppy drives, usually

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eat a dick

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That is scary as fuck.

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What he says is right but I hate how "comedy" nowadays is always just a hippie or an old guy (sometimes both) ranting for hours on end.

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Except for when it's a dyke or a tranny or a nigger or some kind of pedo jew.

Also, I'm guessing this example of "nowadays" was from ten years ago.

Hippies and old guys have a lot of free time to observe the world. This makes it easier for them to run with the "its funny 'cus its true" schtick.

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Considering that George Carlin, who pretty much defined rants as a format for comedy, did his work in the 60s and 70s, it's probably just market saturation at work.

still a damn shame that we couldnt be friends with putin, trump just had to prove the left wrong instead of not worrying about what they think :^(

waht song

Unwavering emotion. Basically the only good part of gen 5 pokeymans.

Anyone know how to modify the audio quality and video frame rate?

You've definitely forgotten one of the greatest themes to come from Pokemon.

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Anyone else remember that set of three webms that depict an old man sitting at a park bench, staying for a bit, and then leaving?

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perfect

that has to be a trap. no woman can play drums this well.

source?

Why is Buckley such a faggot?

Why do burgers like tv scientists so much?
Tv scientists, tv psychiatrists, tv doctors, televangelists, it's common fucking sense to take all their shit with a grain of salt.

I will, because that's exactly how it works you dumb fuck. That kind of stupid ass logic implies everyone's a goddamn murderer.
How can one man be so fucking pretentious and infuriating at the same time? Sounds like a sniveling kike to me.

How can we turn that webm into loss?

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Why anything.

HO-LY FUCK I AM SO GODDAMN FFFFUCKING FURIOUS WITH THIS SHIT
WHAT THE FUCK IS PIC RELATED BILL? FUCK YOU WEREN'T EVEN A SCIENTIST IN THE FIRST PLACE, YOU WERE A FUCKING ENGINEER BUT YOU GAVE PEOPLE LIKE ME HOPE FOR SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGICAL ADVANCEMENT BUT THE FUCKING KIKES PAY YOU 3 DOLLARS MORE THAN YOUR REGULAR AND YOU DROP EVERY FUCKING MORAL AND SCIENTIFIC OBLIGATION YOU HAVE FOR FUCKS SAKE

Wow user, you sound like a bigot nazi stormfag.
#reported

I enjoyed it. Then I got redpilled. And having just seen the first three seasons again since I’m suicidally depressed and it beat killing myself, I have to say it’s not a good show and I don’t enjoy it. It’s nothing but propaganda, just like everything put out from Hollywood anymore. Don’t waste your time with jewish lies.

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Alas, he is human garbage.

You underestimate the power of asian autism and desire for grind.

Sorry user but that "Gender is determined by your chromosomes" quote is fake
At least as far as that scene from that screen shot goes he doesn't say it there.

Even when they try to make him look like shit, they make him look fucking awesome in the process

ooh shit, when the french fight back in revolution they go all the way, it's history.

Baguettes may start out soft but after enough weathering you can kill a man with one.

VANILLA IS BEST FLAVOR YOU FUCKING DEGENERATES

dontthinkaboutdryads
DON'T THINK ABOUT DRYADS
DONT THINK ABOUT DRYADS

here, have something so you can be functionally angry

That webm is fucking 11/10

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Never played Bully, but always wanted to. Is it worth it? If so, any mods I should get?

Are you retarded?

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Bully is great differently worth playing. as for mods i wouldn't know sorry.

well he could be referring to how some ports are trash and need mods to fix things.

Generally no mods, the game's fucking great.

Play through it first, then dick around with mods.

any mods you add onto it would be getting access to the vehicles you normally can't use or crazy shit you just saw in the vid.

There's nothing like beating the whole fucking Jock team when they're all gathered on the football field with just your fists

Fuck off and die

this game is basically unplayable unless you mod it

what game?

Anyone got the webm of the guy with the containers of gumballs?

Lazy Town.

silent hunter 5 with wolves of steel mod

I have a shitton of zip drives sitting around and I have no idea whats on them now because my zip drive reader is broken.

you can still buy zip drives too, but they are considerably more costly than floppy drives.

webm for retards has those options

kek

I know buckley is a faggot and that he was wrong from the beginning but the more i think about it the less i think there's even a possibility of a law against guns on drones being good.
First off there's nothing wrong with slapping a gun on the thing, who fucking cares.
Murder is already illegal so i think we have the list of wrong things one can do with a gun pretty well covered.
So we're looking at a theoretical law that will stop the good citizen from slapping their freedom into a remote-controller helicopter, whereas a murderous cunt who wants to do it will just fucking do it with the law or without. You can kill someone with all kinds of shit and it's still murder, I don't see why a small helicopter with a glock should get special treatment.

Where are the fucking DSP webms?

Please no.

They're painful to watch and I can't imagine anyone enjoys watching a grown man struggle to eat cups of ramen.

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It's part of coldsteel's backstory

Remember how in your teen years, there is this part of you that goes "No, I'm mature and can handle anything like a reasonable adult and don't get amused by immature shit" before you realize that you're just outing yourself as a dumbass who can't have fun or laugh at anything anymore?

>started writing a story that acted like there was no other games and 1 was the only one
>was gonna be about HDG hitting up Ratchet for not only being their most faithful customer, but because she'd been monitoring him the entire time and had lube slicked thighs for him
>she wanted to put his personal wrench to use on her inner bolts and let him go nuts

>i wrote up the intro sequence without revealing that it was HDG who was "stalking" him to see if anyone was interested
>had next to no people show any interest if it wasn't about that furfaggot fem lombax from R&C 2

sorry

Honestly, Ratchet and HDG should have become a thing for all the subsequent games. I mean, with Ratchet as the player avatar, HDG is your most valuable assistant since she has all the info on your weapons and all sorts of things, so if the plot, say, had her apprehended as bait (thus rendering you unable to get upgrades) she's a twofold reason to be rescued. But no, they brought in the dead in personality furfaggot bait in the female lombax who's name i can't even remember.

The soundtrack to MGR in general was fucking brilliant.

and that is why I would kick the shit out of varka if I met him in person. probably pretty easy with how much of a beta faggot he is

tfw the website database got salvaged and has a new host just to spite him

Do Nips even play Mechwarrior?

Fuck webm didn't load

This reminds me of Krautchan thread. OP posted how he usually goes to Mc Donalds to get a Mc Chickend and drinking straw. After he got these, he would go to the toillets and fap with Mc Chicken while massaging his asshole with the drinking straw.

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Whoever who made this knows jack shit about warfare.

Its the same guy who made this gem so yes

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She's azin, so it checks out.