The gift that keeps on coming

My brother.

Ashley?

It's close, but I still think Anthony still is the bigger loser.

I may have forgot Nick Denton, but at least I'm not Nick Denton.

Did they really blew all the money they stole from Sega and what they made with Memelands on that kiddy shit shooter?

Burch. Stealing a fuck load of money from sega is part of Randy's legacy, Burch has nothing but memes and cuckolding

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oh god

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thats fucking gross someone should get a hold of child services that shits not good for kids

I have no idea what kind of condition the kid is living in since I haven't seen him in over three years. knowing that he's living with his wife's family, which her parents around 500lbs when I met them and where just as messy, he's probably worse off.

*knowing that my brother is living with his wifes family.

RIP kid I guess.

I'm not saying for sure, but I think they might be greater daemons of Nurgle.

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Ranthony Burchford

No. Papa Nurgle's blessings are to be praised and spread. Those people know what they are doing is wrong but they still bask in their wastefulness. This is that slack cunt Slaanesh's doing.

Is he going to put himself on a leash? He's the CEO dude

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Burch, easily.

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You poor boy

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Burch may in fact be the most pathetic man who has ever lived.
The only other contender that comes close is that antifa cuck who got de-masked by the people he was attacking, and then immediately got pepper-sprayed and smashed in the face with a skateboard by his own antifa "comrades". You've gotta be a special kind of worthless when even your own crazed ideological zealot brethren decide that you look like you should eat shit.

This is the best feeling.

Are we going to hate call of duty or wait for the gameplay?

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What am I seeing here?

Why does Randy care? He left BiA die for almost a decade now, he shouldnt be surprised that other games are taking the slot unless he was working on a new installment all this time

What makes you think this game will be any different from modern CoD games?

Probably being born yesterday.

Maybe activision learned their lesson.

LOL

Is that supposed to be a low price in burgerland?

The actual price is 2.50, the rest is faggot tax.

Burgerland's meme economy has been in a major recession for the past 5 years. You just dont see prices like that anymore.

Hell's Highway was a causalised sequel anyway, it also decided that the German soldiers had to go around murdering civilians too because fuck trying to show them as humans caught up in a shitty war too.

Wow, there's a lot of reviewers now. One could just make a low effort youtube pewdiepie game and make a good chunk of money.

Though this is retarded, if the idiot writing this article had actually played Brothers in Arms and looked into the unlockables you'd see that they based the missions off of after action reports (and actual visits to Normandy), both BiA and Band of Brothers were based off of real life hence the similarity.

According to the end of that article there is a new BiA in the works though given the issues of HH and the direction of modern Gearbox I wouldn't hold out hope for it being any good. Expect it to star a heroic black soldier fighting racism in his own ranks and/or an unrealistic female squad leader. Also plenty of 'cinematic' scripted sequences and forced humour.

I don't get it. Robot costs more than a woman? I always tried to have robots in my team.

My mother and her schizophrenic wetback boyfriend used to live similarly to this, though not quite as bad. It takes all of my willpower to not end up like the ones who "raised" me. She ended up marrying a decent white guy and they're doing better now, but old habits die hard

Just imagine being Randy Pitchford.

I mean just imagine what it must be like to realize your entire life is a series of events in which you get dunked on by complete and utter strangers constantly.

What country.

Well it cant get worse than Furious Four.

Furious Four had an outside chance of being a fun game that was just using the BiA title for publicity, at least.

Holy shit how was I not aware of this before

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hopefully it's just because you never paid much attention to BLands. the 'iconic' art style is not only a straight lift from another work, they were in negotations to work with the guy then broke them off and decided it was simpler to just fucking steal the look entirely.

Dammit user. Fucking need to clean everything now.

Is it the characters called Diva and other Widowmaker and Blizzard somehow ripped those names off or is it something else?

Is anyone else feeling a strong urge to clean and organize their bedroom now or is it just me?

Randy was going to hire they guy but then thought that he'd just go ahead and get the artists to copy the style without the permission. Randy then refused to give him any credit until Blanderlands started getting called out left and right for it for the plagiarism that it was.

Burch.

Pitchford at least worked on Duke Nukem 3D. So despite his faggotry, he still contributed to something good before his legacy has gone to shit.

Burch on the other hand, never had anything good to begin with. Better to be a has-been than to be a never-was.

why else do you think he's a massive crook and scamartist?

Isn't that pose fairly common anyway? Pretty sure I've seen that tons of times before

People like these deserve an express euthanasia.

this is almost every white trash in the US. my ex's family were like this. one of my friends is like this too. shit is disgusting. i dont keep my place neatly organized but i dont have trash on my floors

The "x is a rip off of y" meme is among the shittiest of them all

copyright was a mistake

Gonna name him Dio.

what?

1. A woman, dressed in blue/green with egyptian ascetics with favourite weapon a rocket launcher, called Diva
2. A highly accurate artificial lifeform with the name widowmaker

Those are from overwatch right? I never played overwatch so I wouldn't know.
Looks more like references really, and pretty subtle ones at that. Games do this all the time.

What's Burch even doing these days?

This one's a classic.

Oh…Oh my..so the man does have actual human feelings but he's just trying so hard to mask them behind some leftist liberal shit, huh?
I don't feel anything but a strange sense of pity for this fool.

He's the occultist who bought fully into the flyer for the cause and nobody has been able to tell him its all for pussy and money.

He really has nice house. A faggot as pathetic as him. Why can't I have I have a neat house like that? is it because because I haven't sold my soul yet?

Pitchford still needs a shotgun to the face, the thieving bastard.

Even better.

When is this dipshit just going to sell Douk to someone like Croteam or anyone else for that matter?

He might just sell it to EA or Ubisoft to spite us more. And if you think they can't do worse think again.

make sure you bite your kid

Because you're too stupid and too beta to do anything about your financial situation.

Feel good man. Also feels sorry for people who live like that

you don't need a good house and fancy stuff to live comfortably and respectfully

nah he's just another selfish cunt who wants everything that he can get

Why the fuck does Pitchford have to like 40K
I bet he's a fucking Tau fag

Anime harems only exist in anime.

Well doesn't it, though? It really means you can't commit to a single partner, at all.

Look, I don't give a fuck if you want to have multiple fuck buddies..thats fine…but just don't tie someone down emotionally while you do it. That's it. That's all.
Everyone in the little web of fuck-buddies needs to know that there are no emotional attachments and that what you're doing is no more or less than animals seeking pleasure.
That's it.
Just animals.
Seeking animal pleasure.
I have no problem with that.

But don't sucker someone in who is emotionally attached.

Here is a Pitchford classic. Keep in mind this happened in April of 2016, at PAX East.

He really needs to be locked up.

Yes.
After what they did to sega no one will touch them with a ten foot stick.

He started the whole Persona 5 translation "controversy" a week ago.

He might be a shit game designer but he's a decent photographer. Great composition.

How SEGA hasn't sued them into oblivion I have no fucking idea.

Still being a leftist cockroach then, and now trying to masquerade their attempts to gain control of the translation while plotting how to properly (((localize)))) it.

Disgusting.

But one of the drivers/pr guys is blocking the logo.

Randy pls. Taking advantage of someone's misfortune for your own benefit is bad enough.

They did, but technically and legally, Queerbox fulfilled their contract, which was to make a game, a shit game, but nonetheless they still did it. But the fun doesn't stop there because it was Sega that actually got sued in the end for false advertisement by a random gamer, and it was sega that payed several million dollars for Randy's lies and fabricated trailer after nothing from it was in the final game. Ask him on twitter about it and he'll either call you a liar or simply block you.

He's a fucken loon, I agree with this man must be locked away.

I think that's a picture of Soldier 76, facing away from the camera, and part of the decal itself. It's still clear from looking at it who's truck it is.

Wonder if he wanted to crash his car to kill himself and failed

Blocking the Logo enough so Blizzard can't sue them but not so much that you can't see it

Gotta love loopholes.

Oh god that'd been great.

He just drives his own car under the wheels of the fucking monster truck so he can sue because his game was a fucking abortion.

true this

it means you're committing to multiple partners but yeah I agree with that to a point, you can't just be a animal and ignore your emotional needs to ya'know

Did SEGA learn anything?

I think everyone learned something as Gearbox will never get another licensed ip to fuck with and sega seems to be one of few sane companies left these days.

This is Randy's entire modus operandi right there.

I imagine Gearbox had to pay SEGA something, or at least give them company shares.

Doubt it. Nothing was mentioned about that happening. Although Sega pulling a Bethesda and making Gearbox bankrupt and buying out all of the shares for pennies would be brilliant.

No.
Gearbox got payed for their contract work and fucked off while the publisher Fega and ip owner Fox split the rest of the sales profit between them.

Lel, you got a source? I want to have a good laugh.

not a low price, just a price that the retards who buy shit like that are willing to pay.
if there's one thing us burgers are good at, it's making money off of retards

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that man in the dirt biking gear is a legend mate

I still hold Jake Rapp is the most pathetic specimen I've seen up to now.

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This is why uniforming is so important in war.
As a side note, if things continue like this, antifa are going to end up making these other groups create the brown shirts they fantasize they're fighting.
Their LARP session is going to get very very fucking real very very fucking fast.

I do not want that outcome, but I know human nature and that seems to be the likely course.
Because while Antifa and their "black block" have some sort of semi-unity…it is the unity of a prey heard.

Eventually they will find themselves against the unity of a lion pride.

It's "The gift that keeps on giving" retard

Kill yourself Randy.

I just noticed that guy on the right, just before that one Aunt Tifa hits his friend in the eye socket with a skateboard, doing a sick ass drop kick.

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dont forget Peter Coffin, the guy whos "real wife" is literally a sex doll

Don't you remember his original claim to fame? He kicked himself in the balls, as a "talent"

Bring back Brothers in Arms please.

I'm going to stick my telephoto lens up your ass.

You have to shove the whole camera in so that you can use the flash, else the picture will be pitch black.

Haven't check the steamcharts page in a while.

Can't wait until Battleborn become Bad Rats 2.5

HEH

o i am laffin

Fuck off Randy

The whole artstyle of Borderlands has been stolen from some artist. What the fuck is this cuck even thinking.

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inB4 a reboot called "Sisters in Arms: Feminism is Awesome"

The dubs confirm it. Actually it should happen to kill off the company.

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I sincerely doubt Gearbox has the cash to fund any sort of major game development. I mean, they were desperate enough to reach out to G2A to get funding for a rerelease of Bulletstorm with minimal additional content or graphical improvements.

They must be pretty desperate for money if they were willing to stoop that low for something so minor.

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That's why they ordered a remaster of a game that no one asked for (and shoehorned Duke in hope that it would push people to buy that overpriced remaster).
The only way for Gearbox to get a ton of money would be to shit another Memelands.

The biggest thing is their new publishing arm.

They keep trying to find games to publish that will take next to zero effort to release, but have enough people to want to buy it.
Problem is after the Sega fuck up the number of people who are willing to risk it is low, they are purposely staying away from games that are "mysoginistic", and all the indie games don't want to split the profit with 80% going to gearbox.

I've heard through the grapevine that they are trying to get EA level profit splits. Are an absolute monster to negotiate with, and have pissed off potential clients by giving them the run around.

Or get funding from a publisher, but after the shit they pulled with Colonial Marines I don't imagine there's anyone in the industry that wants to work with them.

Leave it to Pitchford to be such a pretentious cunt. He doesn't seem to understand that EA has the money to throw their weight around, unlike him and his shit company.

You know you've hit rock bottom when even the reddit cucks start shitting on you.

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Soon he's gonna murder someone to promote his shit. What a fucking kike.

Oh hey. You're the one whose brother is the biggest piece of white trash I've ever seen.

You're not Justin Trudeau either.
Even before Justin Bieber became known Justin was a faggot name

no. the more developers publicly displaying their pathetic personalities the better.

Is that the real cover for CoD WW2? Looks like shit.

Space Hulk is actually his pet name for his wife, that box is just a cardboard box with her things.

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lol no fun allowed i guess.

He has a really bad taste in shirts

you arent foolin anyone randy

seems alright to me

Randy Pitchford suicide when?

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I hope I will live to see him kill himself. And Burch too.

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Wait. I'm confused. I thought Randy was the joke

That's exactly what it means.

Don't. They choose to live like that. Whenever you, or your loved ones start living like pigs, show them those battlestation gore images and tell them that's what their becoming like.

Man, that's some spicy burns

At least Paladins has nice waifu bait and is free, Battleborn is a failure on every level.

if you're a idiot

You're a slut or a cuck,
Either way suicide is the only solution for you.

you have no idea what fucking cuck means stop using it.

unless you're mormon or live in a society that allows you to be with more than 1 woman.

the single partner shit was created for women, not for men. men naturally have the urge to fuck as many women as possible. women need 1 man to stick around and take care of them and their shit. so they created society which makes it where 1 man has to stay with 1 woman, even if she's a cunt who won't put out anymore and slob.

Why not? maybe you love more than 1 person.

I know perfectly what it means.
Why make the mental gymnastics to justify your partner fucking other people? Polyamorous… please don't make me laugh.

just stop

It's so fantastic.
I mean damn.

Wow, I didn't know Randy could afford 149 bots to play.

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No, you have no idea what cuck means. stop using it since you throw it around every chance you get.

polygamous relationship is not being a cuck you dumb shit. are you calling everyone who watches porn cucks also since they are watching other people have sex. Im pretty sure by your definition you, yourself are also a cuck.

This guy is a literal white knight CUCK. brainwashed to believe in the lie that women love you and not what you can provide them.

just like, literally stop

Nope, wrong
I also don't fall for the porn jew.

I like to imagine Randy as a healslut-like shotacon at this point.

Hey. Stop being such a cuck.

Also you just called cuck the same guy I called a cuck, stop pretending to be retarded.

What did they ever do to him growing up?

sure thing jesus.

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I called hima cuck because he is a litteral cuck, he is one of those beta bitches who would bend over backwards for a woman as they fuck other guys while he works to take care of her and her boyfriend's child.

are you that retarded autist literally pedophile?

Just kill yourself.

fuck yourself you litteral Betacuck go suck some dick while your girlfriend's son kicks your ass

I'm going to hold you to that user. If you don't deliver I will find you.

how's that shit game you kept on spamming here going? still dead? thought so

Just because you're a degenerate piece of crap doesn't mean that the rest of the world is.

Cant be worse than Forever and World Tour.

why is there a whale in his livingroom?

you've got someone else you autist

the only degenerate is you, you're nothing but a self righteous cocksucking maggot. I can easily tell you are horseshit.

so you're some other woman hating pedophile spergstic then?

And that's how I know that you are hopeless.

What is it with lolcows like Randy not being able to defuse the situation by simply shutting their mouths and minding their own business? Don't feed the trolls has been a rule on the internet since forever.

keep saying shit like pedophile,because that totally means you are correct, and know what you are talking about. i wouldn't be surprised if you have cuck fetishes.

i'm not talking about porn you pathetic worm, You think you don't but you do.

Savage

And i thought i am sloppy when i have more than 2 plates on my table for a few hours.

Jesus fuck

so how's this, autistic cuck-sperg mother fucker who diddles kiddies because he hates woman and also is a faggot, anything else I'm missing here

I think that you need to stop projecting.

You cuck.

please stop you trash

FLESH IS A DESIGN FAULT

But I'm enjoying your butthurt, why would I?

I think you are talking to a straight up bot.

TRY TURNING THE SAFETY OFF

You are mistaking butthurt for pity.

you keep on replying

Sure.
and letting your girl fuck other people is being comprehensive, right?

How the fuck did you not know that?
I remember that Codehunters was mentioned constantly in Borderlands threads around 2009 on halfchan.

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Yes. Nepotism the best if you're a materialistic degenerate.

Heh

Tacoland

At least he is not Anthony Burch

since when did you believe monogamy means letting your woman fuck other people?

you do realize 1 man can have multiple wives?

Nick Simmons, is that you?

go away mudslime

But at least the both of them aren't my brother.

the original borderlands was going towards a realistic artstyle, it looked good too.

I think there was gameplay but i cant find it.

Then you're a slut.

If he is the younger brother then you are a loser for not fixing him up when you were kids and you had responsibility over him

He's the older brother.

bet you want do it fag

I'd rather be a slut with 5 hot wives.

too bad you're only just a cuck

Are your five wives conjoined?

We already knew that

at least i'd have 5 hot wives while you can enjoy your landwhale, she won't put out after a couple of years and you're stuck with a fat turd who tied you down and won't let you have sex unless you are scraping the crusty shit out her ass.

As I said before
I think that you need to stop projecting.

I've never been more glad about a bug.

Think of all the money you can make selling the ambergris!

So, when is Stillborn going to go f2p and we are getting Duke as a new "hero"?

Once upon a whole hellolelooleah
The very first FPS hobby grade co-op campaign etc carved an idea into YOU.
Their idea was to devour the longest penis ever
and after years of being shit, only one BATTLEBORN player would remain.
LOL

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Its all fun and games having access to 4 vaginas, until everyone of those vaginas are pissed at you.

And a software that spies on you to stop cheaters, its a great game

Fuck off Hi-Rez hater!

I swear to god this better be ironic.

If you're going to hate on a game hate it because of something concrete and not made up bullshit from 4chan.

Women need the stronger man to make babies with, if she gets fucked by one guy but another comes along and kills him and his offspring, she will let the new guy fuck her

This has to be bait.

Or how about hating it because it's a shit fucking game you turbo nerd.

Nice backpedaling and moving the goalposts, hater.

Did you forget what they did with Global Agenda, and Tribes? They'll destroy and consume what's left of Paladins until they find a new victim to suck money out of.

You can't make an omelet without breaking some eggs, kid.

he'll call you a hater.

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I'd generally call out your bait but you used Akagi so I just KNOW you're going to do this, you edge lord

Satisfying
American politics are a riot, especially during riots

Doing God's work

But what kind of subhuman would subject himself to notOverwatch? I can only think of BR or some turd worlder with no other games to play.

gay

Yeah, it's actually perfect. Something about JoJo/MLP and Pokémon have something that just makes autists not shut the fuck up.

Fixed your webm

I named my dog Dio

I just reinstalled Paladins only to find that Hi-Rez added like 10 new heroes. That is what i call supporting your game.
Overwatch shills BTFO!

I'm sorry, wasn't mine but couldn't be bothered to find the original

Yes.
Just yesterday I started to actually discard shit and making the world (my place) a better place.
Now I feel like redoubling my efforts.
(It helps I just finished something I was playing).

What is the context for this?

No. It's sexist, remember?

We doing this again?

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Because I can get behind doing this again.

how to I make these charts?

2slow

learn 2 steam charts.

I didn't think it was possible, but he really messed up. He really, really messed up. Is there a way to pinpoint where he messed up? Like the exact moment he messed up? Was it a bad marketing campaign?

How is this possible?

Now this is just starting to piss me off.

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What was the controversy? This is the first I'm hearing of it

SJWs crying about how bad the translation was because they couldnt get their grubby hands on it

SJWs didnt fuck up the translation and they cried. Crying comes from a bunch of SJW faggots claiming they know Japanese on a professional level but don't.

He tried to compete against Blizzard.

PEOPLE NEED TO START PLAYING GOOD GAMES, GOD DAMN
EVERYBODY PLAY ESCHATOS IT'S FUN AS FUCK, AND SO IS SPARK THE ELECTRIC JESTER

The razer chair guy is wearing dirt rally bike gear.

So just crazy histrionic bitches kicking up a fuss over nothing as usual. Got it.

Eschatos looks interesting, but Spark looks like hot trash.

If you really want to laugh; Battleborn has less active players than a 4 year old sports game with yearly releases.

it's for gitgud hipsters

You just triggered my /o/tism
There are no bike rally competitions except the dakar and that's because they share the race with cars and trucks.
There's motocross and enduro.

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honestly if he released it any earlier or later it probably would've done even worse.

Wouldn't you also wear that stuff during bike trials? Or is it not necessary?

Spark is fun as shit. It's a really fun fast paced platformer, and the ninja powerup is the fucking bomb. Much better game than that shit that was Freedom Planet.

mfw not a fucking cuck

Yeah, I forgot about trials, it's armor, so yes, everyone on a dirtbike competition wears it.

The whole point of these posts is to laugh at Battleborn, which was hyped up to be a major AAA release, having less player pull than shit like a literal solar system simulator, a mythological powerlevel argument, and a weeaboo RNG festival.

kek

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Underages aren't b& anymore?

2012 was five years ago.

I think there are more people playing Black Ops 2 ON WII U than there are people playing Battleborn.

wew

You thought all this time there was only one person pissed that Sonic's arms were made blue?

I expect them to put in tons of experimental shit like BF1 did, without realizing the only reason BF1 did that was because otherwise everyone would have had nothing but bolt action rifles.

Don't even asked me how I fucked up that post link that badly

Hey user, how did you fuck up that post link so badly?
I can dig it. Maybe they'll put in one of these.

After 2016, anything's possible.

Here ya good.

cuck: someone else fucks your girlfriend while you watch
poly: someone else fucks your girlfriend while you don't watch
…i'm not seeing the distinction as that important

I think the idea is that you fuck many women, not the other way around.

Being in a poly relationship means each parter fucking whoever they want, and there might be multiple relationships going on. It's weird, but I've seen a few people who've had functional relationships like that. It's similar to swingers.
Cuckmaster Burch, however, is not poly. He found out his wife was fucking a bunch of other dudes, and to try and seem like a good little feminist, he said "Oh we're actually in a poly relationship" and sat at home drinking waiting for his wife to come back from a night of fucking dudes. Then she left him.

Don't ever have sex. It really really isn't worth it.
Call me whatever but the smell was too much. Way too much.

What? I remember that he actually forced the poly thing on his wife who didnt want it in the first place, thats part of what makes him so pathetic.

Sure you didn't mean to post in this thread

That's not what polygamy is about. The real meaning, not the bullshit leftist come up with to justify their crippling inability to maintain healthy human relationships, is a partnership, usually in the form of marriage, where one man is married to multiple women or one woman is married to multiple men, though the later is exceedingly rare and only really seems to come about in the most extreme of circumstances.

At no point in human history was there ever a form of polygamous relationship that enabled everyone to fuck everyone else. That is the demented spawn of the leftist mind virus and in no way a system you can base a society upon. Hell, there is no better motivator if you want to get an army of horny young men motivated to invade another people and steal their women.

Also, keep in mind that we have polygamy today in the West too, only that we call it concubinage. Rich men are prone to keep a mistress or two around.

Because they are a perfect example of sanity. Bilateral cucking.

Everything is hearsay and I don't care enough to delve deep into the madness of that man's life

Nothing wrong with some biting, I bet it's her fetish.
Anyway Dio is better than 99% of anglo names (assuming you people are anglos) so good job.

He thought being a vidya "hotshot" would get him all the pussy he wanted so he convinced his wife to enter an "open" relationship, only to discover it's infidelity more easy for women to get dick than for men to get pussy.

So to save face and get anyone to have coitus with him he then proclaimed himself bisexual, only that when a guy actually offered to date him he chickened out.

Jake Rapp is still way more pathetic.

he's one randy pitchfork

Is that real world Mumen Rider?

The real Mumen Rider would have fought against Antifa, got beaten up, but then made an epic speech that made them all rethink their lives and go home

As long as he's got back up from the rest of the people he could hold off against one or two of them. He goes around riding his bike all the time facing against thugs and monsters out of his league; he's got to have more stamina and determination than a couple of fat/weak antifags.

Judging the fact that you're on here, on a monday afternoon says that you can't even get one

yo wtf

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