Touhou thread - Tanned edition

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Anyone who doesn't exclusively play the main games and hasn't at least 1cc'd one game it would seem

Can you give us a list of 2hus that are playable?

Keep in mind that the stuff is getting overhauled & is subject to change in the release, but here is who's playable as of the latest build.
If your favorite isn't on there, drop a request & I'll see about putting it in as higher priority (If they have a MMD model that works)

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Nazrin
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Did you see my post about alien swarm on /thg/
8ch.net/thg/res/300.html#501
or do you simply not care

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I did. I tried to mod Alien Swam myself, but I haven't had in luck in getting characters working.

good

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Dark skinned ice fairy!

This was also talked about in the previous two threads on one of the plans for when the overhaul was done. Plan B seemed to get some traction.
Plan A
With Plan B, there comes a few things…

One last thing I forgot to add

Also this is what Deathball will actually look like, there's names in the red & blue map so you can keep up.

I haven't played any Toihou games in 8 years, are they still good or have they gone the waifu route?

I don't think they've changed all too much in 8 years.

I see. Im gonna give them a try, thanks user

Man legs.

Press shift for focused movement.

tell me one touhou game that isn't about waifus

butthurt secondary spotted

Look, mate, you can play fangames, but if you're too fucking casul to 1cc one of the easier games on normal you might as well commit sudoku.

Kasen is a cute. I just want to main her and practice all of her combos all night long.

Kasen

BONER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Not being gay for once

Antinomy of Common Flowers
Tag team confirmed!

tasofro.net/touhou155/index.html

Huh, i thought they were going to do opposite pairs

Why

that's not how legs move , at least not ones with bones in them

I never found the OST for the normal ULiL. Or Hopeless Masquerade, for that matter.

You missed one or two.

I'm especially excited for this one. It supposed to be simple like EoSD, without any gimmicks. LoLK was so contrived I could barely stand it.

You graze to gain lives, why is that contrived?

i wanna lick her armpits and sideboobs

It's not that easy.

Here is normal ULiL's OST;
mega.nz/#!fcxAiCIY!EDz3B-s3JnoM2fgaToGYvhLk5ly1xHwAvq43wABaCMQ

oh boy

Thanks.

CIRNO'S A NIGGER

The entire game uses pointdevice/checkpoints as a crutch. It's really evident with Junko's patterns. I know it's the point of the game, but dieing and spamming retry until you get it exactly right isn't any fun no matter how you slice it. There's a certain degree of elegance (and I suppose leeway) that comes with Touhou.

How long has it been since Yuuka has shown up in anything? It hurts. Hurts more than she could hurt me.

What the fuck was wrong with just doing another game like 12.3? 13/14.5 weren't even remotely fun to play.

12.3 just worked, you didn't need to be constantly flying to have good movement or danmaku-lite neutral.

Here's another trick I learned that is useful for the overhaul. Since I don't have any appropriate Touhous on me, you'll have to take Pepsiman as an volunteer…
Besides having the ability to make characters have emissive features (For instance, Remilia's eyes), I can also have part of the character's accessories (For instance, Hong Meiling's star on her cap) have a marble or chrome surface so that it shines! Unfortunately, I haven't found anything that makes it reflect the whole map or characters like the original Deus Ex or UT1999…
At the very least though, it may make a difference when robot characters or characters with special accessories get added with the feature.

Fairy magic.

Isn't it the same team that made 12.3? I think it might be because they view that gameplay style as "theirs" and unique to only them, or they are waiting for a 3 count before they change it up again.

Is it true that if there is no decoration on your loli's head, she'll die?

C h e n

why doesnt racoon want to eat the basket?

generally it means someone who is exceedingly meme headed. other than that its just used to shitpost.

its perspective and leg fat.

no , it's a lack of bones

you have a bone in your head

MY DICK

i can't let this stay on page 12
why can't i let go?

A NEW FOE HAS APPEARED!

make her hold the gun in one hand and a bowl of sake in the other

While it's not impossible to do because custom skeleton animations can be made (For instance, Bin Laden's make him pick his nose while idle & holds his gun differently while running), I'm not advanced enough to do that…

Didn't mean to spoiler that.

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i got one in my pants too

do yall actually play unreal, or do you just post about modding it?

There are sometimes games hosted in both KF and UT2k4. Though you'd be right in saying that most of the posts are about how to mod it rather than when to play it.

That said, whens KF?

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Both.

I don't host KF, but the weekend's fine for me.

We haven't played unreal in a while, and its our least played by far.

Just realized you meant to say Unreal as in the actual game & not the mods…oops.
But yeah, it's the least played.

Bump.

Rip rabbit rabbit thread.

Newfag volunteer decides to lock thread down on his own instead of asking for a second opinion because he can't tune in on new shit that mark has said.
sys.8ch.net/log.php?page=1&board=v
Aint pewter grand? Totally not deleting everything that he doesn't like.

These games would be infinitely less frustrating without bombs.

Its like ninja scrolls in Ninja Gaiden. You want to use bombs? Oh sure, now let me take away all your points for using it.

Thank fucking god

How come you fags never play actual KF? Is it because poorfags?

There's some nice KF servers that have the touhou model/voice pack, and I wanna play it with 8/v/

Netplayable PoDD fugging WHEN?

I have retail but a lot of the people from the netplay thread/irc//thg/ refuse to use steam under any circumstances because muh botnet.
A shame because the retail version's gameplay is miles better then the mod, the only thing the mod does better is the theme of dead rustic blood covered zeds with spooky dark misty maps, but we are already throwing the horror themed atmosphere out the window by playing 2hu's so it doesn't matter much anyway.

What did you have in mind? I guess I can start up a server of KF.

point me in the direction of the guy with legs like that thanks

I actually did ask mark about it, Rabbit dude knows he should make it on the last day of the month.

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Why don't we play some KF right now then? I can play both versions, although if we were to go for the Tripwire version, I would prefer to use a cracked one instead of playing via Steam. Me and another player had already downloaded the cracked version some time ago.

And nothing of value was lost.

I never agreed to those terms, and will continue to make it three days before the first as I always have. Makes no sense to give it so little time.

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server up, can you join? No ip needed, it should be the only other game on display.

There are two of us in here, any one else? Killing Floor, Unreal 2k4 mod, with 2hus.

Yeah I know…

If you see this post while scrolling the first page, you have been visited by

THE HINA OF TEWIFAG REMOVAL

Your luck will be normalized but only if you post "Sod off Tewifag" in this thread.

SOD OFF TEWIFAG

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It's always been 3 days before man. You can change the rules on us but don't fucking dare tell us it's always been that way.

what the hell, stop flip flopping on this.

About 2 or 3 months ago, Mark's ruling was that "the threads are allowed once per month, preferibly at the end of the month". I'm starting to guess he forgot he changed it again.
and it kinda sucks that i din't save a screenshot of his post about it, thought tewifag would have it

Having it at the exact last day before the next month doesn't give people who live on different timezones the time to participate or even notice the threads and this was discussed back then. Hell, the threads were never made at the 30th (or 29/31 in some months), but rather 3 days in advance.

Sure you discussed it well with mark? Outside of asking if you can bumplock the thread, with him not even checking what it was, that is.

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Welp, aint it grand when he backs out on his word and doesn't tell the board about it?
Fucking mark.

Good riddance.

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Rabbit threads are spam.

We had one Z left and couldn't find it. I was going through the caves looking for supplies. As soon as I enter one, Patty spawns right in front of me. Nothing else spawned there for the whole game. Everyone screams "run" and I head towards the escape cave. I get one shotted by a rocket shortly after. I had full health and armor. Everyone got massacred shortly after. It was stupid. We should have been in a different position. Patty probably has different spawns than other enemies.

Yeah, I think that was just a designated spot we just happen to be in, still, what luck.
and what fun gg everyone.

nipples

Sod off Tewifag
posting superior Rabbit

I wanna play some 2hu Killing Floor, how do I go about this

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Download the latest version of Unreal Touhounament here since it's included (There's also the MEGA link, but I uploaded another mirror since someone said to have problems with it)
mediafire.com/file/nlb1eqdbvui198s/Unreal_Touhoument_v4.zip
Then once you install it, go to the "KFMod20" & click on Killing Floor Mod.exe
I do not know how to set up a server for it, so you'll have to ask someone who host the games for instructions.

Note that you can play by yourself for practice if you want since it supports offline play.

Byakuren.

On my latest UFO try I died with 2 bombs on six out of fucking ten misses.
I fucking hate this game.

I unlocked the rabbit thread now so do your thing

Why does Tewifag get a pass on obvious fucking spam? thats all this shit has ever been, every month on every god damn board.

Probably because it's a monthly thread, so even if it is a 4 AM-tier blogposting circlejerk, it's not a constant issue.

You are upset over something you can easily ignore, hide and even set up a JScript about blocking that exact thread that only happens every 30 days, as opposed to the 4AM and LOL threads that are remade every damn hour after they're deleted.

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Being able to hide posts doesn't excuse obvious spam. Hiding posts is for topics that are related but the particular user doesn't care for. For example, if you like video games but don't care much for Touhou, you can hide Touhou threads. There's no reason for spam to be here. It ruins the site. The poster is an attention seeking narcissist. He's a mod on /2hu/. It's no wonder why that place is in such a state of decay. The insipid faggots that lurk that place think the whole site should look like their board. /2hu/ is cancer. The rabbit threads are intended to be aggravating and throb the poster's fat ego. It's an off topic circlejerk that could easily be taken elsewhere. For what purpose does it need to be everywhere? /2hu/ is exactly the hellhole where it belongs. Why not keep it there?

It's spam by definition.

You all just missed ZUN and a bunch of people from popular circles singing a touhou version of "welcome to the japari park" on stage

Someone had to have recorded it. I wanna see it.

None of this autism is a counter-argument for the fact that you are responsible for self-moderating

Why do you faggots want her to be a nigger?

It's a tan.

For diversity :^)

its cute

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now this i dont have an explanation for. why do you make these things?

It's called a tan, white boy. Step outside your mom's basement and you might occasionally get one.

nothing wrong with living in the basement!

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Don't be afraid!

Participate!

it would be a way to broaden my horizons

Stop posting kamS and don't post the shopkeeper one.

How do you know if you have overfed your 2hu?

isnt it just that her tits are tremendo?

Some 2hu just carry it better than your common lop eared fatchouli breeds.

Is this Thicc?

fatchi is best lewd pachi

Pudgouli is pretty alright

Kosuzu on suicide watch

Normal porn doesn't make me wish i had a wife. But thicc hentai like this does. It grews too hard on me and i can't even fap at it because i start to feel sad and lonely.

user, you should know by now this folly.

Whoops, forgot to spoiler

Here's more for your folder user.

Your Mokous might have messages embedded in them.

Do you think Youmu will ever get another game?

She's given the meido treatment.

The weekend is coming!

How long does it usually take for the demo to be actually available online?

and thats just lovely. but im not sure whats supposed to happen this weekend. something to do with the new game or are you just excited to have more free time?

The demo gets released on Sunday, it will probably online very soon after.

cant wait for all the cool lolis people will draw and post

Especially if we get more brown ones.

Cirno Beach sounds like the name of a war movie

I bet they'll have a goofy hat

OH SHIT NEW 2HU

We will have lewds before we even know here name.

behold, her hat is floating leaves

shes heavier on the insect motif than any of the other fairies. she looks likes shes wearing a cocoon. maybe shes not the same kind of fairy, but a butterfly girl.

Inb4 it's the revenge of Wriggle Nightbug

I want to fuck Cirno

Mima return when.

NEVER EVER

Zun based her off of an ex-gf so being reminded of her brings back bad memories.

It's Benben in a silly costume.

HOL UP

REIMU IS A NIGGER

YOUMU IS A GYARU

Lewd Cirno thread?

Yes please

someone new to ship Wriggle with :^)

lewd 2hus go to >>>/2hu/48150

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Fuck Youmu is cute still. I don't know if gyaru Youmu is cuter or not.

Fam, I bet you vehemently insist that all the girls are lolis too, even ones like Byakuren and Yukari.

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Source?

It's a doujin being sold soon. twitter.com/HisakaToru/status/860079311914549249

I guess it has been a few days already, but damn, guess black Cirno is working.

Any idea what they're saying so far?

Looks like Wriggle's gonna mind control the new butterfly 2hu!

muh fetish

Any fangames of note get a TL/release recently?
My backlog is dead at the moment and I'm going to be without internet for a few weeks due to work.

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I gave one more look into Alien Swarm to see if it was moddable and it's more complicated than I thought it would. I was successfully able to replace one of the marines with Cirno (The others don't work quite as well), but for the names to be changed, the u files have to be modified.
With Killing Floor, I think I know how to add more characters than what the game allows. Unfortunately, it requires me to compile the u files & I'm not an expert on that.

Also Unwheel can be turned into Touhou Car Racing, but only one girl can be used as the driver model seeing how the player model cannot be picked, which means you'll be stuck with her & you'll see copies when racing online.

Really? Did she get murdered and start an incident in order to use a shrine maiden's power to resurrect herself? Was she a magician that adopted and trained a witch as her apprentice? Did she have long green hair and command the power of darkness?

ZUN likes to kill great characters. That's the most tedious thing about the Touhou Project. Great characters are neglected and undeveloped. We keep hearing about the same ones constantly. Good thing the fans pick up the slack in this regard but they have limited material to work with. There's a lot of headcannon.

「何か分からないけど何かありそうだぜ！」という虫の報セに従い魔理沙は博麗神社を訪れただった。。！！
"I don't understand but something is up" the news of the bug. In accordance, Marisa visits the Hakurei shrine.
But
Ordinary Marisa.
Hey Marisa, what's the matter?
You look like a pigeon that ate a pea shooter. (KAO)
Are you completely yourself?
Sunburn Reimu
Chase the mystery of HAKUREI tanning salon! (Soku reference)

Found this on a quick google search

The New Three

Etarnity Larva (Butterfly Youkai near the shrine)
Sakata Nemuno (Mountain Witch who transcends this fleeting world)
Komano Aunn (Guardian Beast who adores Gods and Buddhas)

Discuss

Sakata is my mom!

They look like fan characters. I almost feel cheated.

>Komano Aunn (Guardian Beast who adores Gods and Buddhas)
I predict her getting paired with one of these 3

So whats the deal with Cirno's tan?

ZUN seems to like bare feet.
Looks like we have another Rumia. \(❛ᴗ❛)/ Her midbody is weird to look at. She'll obviously get paired with Wriggle and the baka club. Will she have Mamizou style butterfly danmaku?
Is that a cleaver? She has detached sleeves.
Shorts and a t-shirt. Her hair looks like goo. I wonder what her species is. She's wearing Kogasa's shoes. Her shadow doesn't match her color.

I know the last one is a confirmed virgin.

You'd better warm up to them because they're part of the family now.

Check your privilege.

ZUN said it was time to check our privilege and that people of color can be ice fairies too.

Sakata sounds like sukoata. That's what the Japanese call scoring.

they look so fucking happy

UNGA BUNGA ROCKSTOP

Wasn't disappointed with the silly Engrish name.

nemuno is the latest /ss/ 2hu!

After seeing the ears, pawing animation and the shou lasers I got the feeling that we've got to be dealing with a guardian lion 2hu here. Always loved those things, I am pleased with this interpretation. Her stage is all about spring though, is there some kind of interesting connection?

Post replays. Rename it to .rpy so you can play it.

You forgot one.

Desyncs for me.

That's the joke.

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That's the way the game was designed since ZUN is probably drunk when he makes the games.

Fun game.

I used to stream sometimes back on old /jp/. One time one of the kings of autism was there and popped in right when I was on stage 6 of th6. Im not very good at the games, and this was the farthest I ever got on hard. I managed to beat it with literally no lives and no bombs left. Was super intense. He said wow looks like I came in at an exciting time, congrats and that made me feel like a gitty schoolgirl.

Man its been awhile since ssib

Translation when?

What was your stream? I wonder if I recognize you.

Clownpiece #1. How can other 2hus even compete? It's just unAmerican to even try.

I think actually there won't be gods, the final boss will likely be a youkai. ZUN likes to mislead people in demos.

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Russia would be the final boss. The extra stage starts with Clownpiece and the Russian youkai deducing that a jew was behind it and sending you off to exterminate it.

Ah, the same ol' "quality" ZUN art. It's been awhile.

I don't know, the hands have improved noticeably.

Let's see you draw them better.

I got Th16 demo, I enjoying it and the gameplay is pretty much Ten Desires. Something I wonder is if Cirno only uses one level of the season level or whatever, while all the other characters use all.
To me, Reimu with winter power is the best combo. Homing shots + concentrated laser.

That was quick.

Praise the Sun !

Praise the ZUN.

Some need a nerd

Funny how nobody has mentioned AoCF since Reitaisai started. Too busy with HSFS.

All the season releases are based on shot type, not character.
Winter lasts longer according to my limited moonrune skills, but it doesn't seem much better than autumn. It hurts enemies a bit more though.

It's a fighter, it's the same thing as the last two.

Thanks for explaining.
At first I thought Reimu + winter was a deadly combo, but after some experimentation, autumn seems like a better choice. If the screen is full of bullets and/or there's a lot coming from a small point, you can quickly sweep the area and gather enough leaves to activate the power again, leading to a chain. The problem is that you can easily bump into the boss.

From what I've seen, autumn seems to be the best for scoring. There's going to be 16 shots times 5 difficulties. That's 80 categories. IN in comparison has 12 times 5, or 60. This puts a whole new perspective on completionism.

I wasn't aware niggers played 2hu.

Using release too often makes you weaker though, and I personally don't like autumn's spread. Haven't played around too much, but winter might be the most powerful shot for concentrated fire against bosses, if you don't plan on using release too often. Spring Marisa could also give you the same laser + homing combo with a stronger release. Anyone have a rough estimate on how strong season options are compared to the characters'?

MIMA WILL RETURN!

That's why you play Legacy mode.

Spring is not powerful enough to compensate for Marisa's lack of effective area. In a boss that pushes you to the corner, like the homeless bitch on the second stage, you'll end up running out of time or using bomb, at least if you're playing on hard or above (unless you're good enough to pass through small gaps).
Also, I forgot to say this, but Wine runs this game just fine, GNU/Linuxfags.

I've always found it charming. The characters have this doll-like quality to them that I've never seen before.

Then again you could argue that's just because they look lifeless.

Are you not familiar with streaming?

You mean luring the bullets to your character then quickly moving right/left to create a gap in the flow of bullets? If it's that, then yes, but I'm not used to Sakata's bullet pattern yet, specially with Marisa (I don't use her, I just played to get a screenshot).
BTW, nice trips

I'm having trouble posting, sorry for duplicates

>extra boss is sanae

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Anyone wanna play some Soku matches?

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But that's a standard skill especially for higher difficulties. Although Personally I just double down on winter as marisa because I like focus fire way too much to be healthy.
The game overall seems way easier compared to 15 on lunatic imo

Want to play now? I was busy at the time.

Sure. 94.188.40.99:10800 - hosting soku.

29 games. I hope you are satisfied.

cirno got a sunflower and now shes the main character. what would happen if clownpiece got a sunflower?

Wouldn't getting a sunburn make someone red, not brown? Brown would be a tan.

Yes, focus on Cirno, ignore the Tengu.
Clownpiece already is from hell, would sun radiation effect her? Is sun radiation the same as fire?

i dont know how much sunflowers have to do with actual sun

Im more surprised, Aya is confirmed nl wings.

can I get a sauce on this remix? It's pretty good.

vid.me/rUjd

They suck up radiation, which is why you see them all over Japan. No really, they planted them in areas of high radiation because they reduce radiation over time.

Really? That's fucking awesome. I've always like sunflowers, now I have even more respect for them.

Thanks. I found a youtube link for it actually after I asked about it.
youtube.com/watch?v=MYsHcGeR1Wk

plants are just bros all around

I sweat to god, it better have a ground game like soku.

holy fuck, its going to take a while for my eye to stop twitching

It won't.

I much prefer Clownpiece's 8D chess.

i got so fucking mad at "phlogistic rain" i broke my laptop's keyboard

You inspired me to do it. It took a whopping 19 tries.

I just want a standard 2hu fighting game dammit, not some floaty nonsense

There's always MUGEN

Certain Touhous use spirit attacks 霊力 while others use magic attacks 魔力. If this is the case, it should be reflected in the game. The frame says 霊力 even with a magic using character. Is this an oversight?

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The fuck is this shit?

Probably to link them to their twitter. I don't like how so many devs just add entire dll files for get twitter and facebook to work with their games. Which game was that?

So is there a trend with tanning characters in Japan?
Ash always had a tan post season 1, but the new art is just shit.

MAGIC WAND, MAKE MY LOLI BLACK

So I finally played my first Touhou game with Embodiment of the Scarlet Devil. I/m pretty bad at it so far, Can't get past Cirno on Normal. Still trying to gitgud, Any tips? I know I shouldn't be so stingy with bombs.

As in, can't beat her without dying, or she wipes all your lives?
tfw can't get past Meiling because I always drop it after she frags me twice with one of her spell cards

Hold shift for focused movement.

I'll usually lose a life to rumia due to trying to get close to shoot her down faster and then somehow screw up on the fairy before Cirno. I gotten to her last spell card just now though!

I'll try that! thanks.

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>can't get past Meiling because the amount of projectiles trigger my autism and force my eyes to unfocus from the screen

Try to avoid moving around too much, it makes it harder to judge bullet trajectory so only move when necessary. Also don't pinpoint your vision on one particular thing like the boss or your character, keep your vision spread out over a small area around you and do your best to anticipate the path of bullets. In most 2hus your hitbox is visible when you use focused movement but this is absent is EoSD (I think there's a patch for this out there though), in any case your hitbox is really small so don't be afraid to let the bullets get too close. After a bit of practice you should get a feel for where your hitbox is and once you do that you'll realise you've stopped dying like a bitch to Cirno's Icicle Fall.

You should be more worried about not getting hit than doing damage, leave that risky shit for when you actually git gud. Like you said, you shouldn't be so stingy with bombs. Feel free to bomb much as you want if you feel even the slightest hint of danger.

Yuuka is sleepy.

Close one eye?

Also, would a voice pack be good for Soku?

try to make smaller movements unless larger ones are necessary or youre going for a high score, this way youll have more room when you do need it since a lot of attacks are aimed at your position. dont pay too much attention to the boss herself.

Daiyousei?

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Remember, aside from from Kourin, there are no males in touhou.

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Posting from a different computer, Got past Cirno! Thanks for the advice guys! Can't get past stage 3 now

if youre using marisa and her "love" spell card, therse a trick to get more damage out of your master sparks. your standard lasers have a duration that they fire for, so if you make sure thats shooting before you taste the rainbow youll do way more damage. well, as long as the regular laser is hitting. then again, its something youll probably do anyways without noticing.

touhou 6 is before they started including a hitbox graphic. it really makes it a lot harder to get in to, but you can put one on yourself.
some dont like the idea however, since thats not the games default state.

Yea, I noticed both girls had a A and B scoreboard , I've tried the options and I like Reimu B the best.

I don't know why I tried again. Is actually winning worth the pain that is stages 3-5?

You have a lot to improve. Winning is withing your grasp as long as you play smarter. You only managed to summon one useful UFO in all of stage 5.

Isn't Cirno's ice power supposed to offset the sun's heat? How could 氷精チルノ of all people get a sunburn?

Caterpillar/Cocoon/butterfly/ Metapod is a cute.

butterflies taste with their feet. just putting that out there

She absorbs heat and converts it to cold around her. She can feel heat too and it affects her, she is also average in body temperature but has an insane resistance to cold temperatures due to ice fairy magic. It isn't like she's a flying temperature black hole, she just has the ability to convert heat into cold.

so being a choco-loli is a result of training and stronger ice magic. shes holding more heat, and outputting more ice magic

How much cold would it take to injure an ice fairy?

Probably helps her enjoy giving footjobs a lot more.

I wonder if Kurumi's name is supposed to be 胡桃(walnut) or 狂?(crazy+mi). 狂見? Her name is given only in kana(くるみ), so it's hard to get such meanings. It being in hiragana as opposed to katakana implies that it has a kanji equivalent. In other words, it's a Japanese lame, not a borrowed one.

well now.

if you lick her feet, is that like kissing her mouth?
totally not into the foot thing i just wanna know haha

I guess I'm gonna have to look this shit up, because I can't fucking crack it. But hey, progress is progress, right? Maybe I'll even make it to the first boss by tomorrow. Being shit at video games is suffering.

I'm too upset at being shit that I can't even type right, fuck

Post a replay.

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