Meanwhile…

bluh bloo its not vidya because i say so, shitposting in threads i dont like isnt cancerous when i do it

Oh, great!

Just in time!

I was hoping you'd come.

here we go

Ohio~

That wasn't funny. What you just posted is plain cringe worthy

user, you do realize that the "they" is refering to R.O.B. an GB-Chan (as in, more than one person), right?

Nevada.

Good afternoon, everyone!

We're happy to see you.

Have you played any good video games lately?

No.

Played pump it up. You will never get the moves I have.

For those who do not know, my name is R.O.B.

That's short for "Robotic Operating Buddy."

Next to me is my good friend, Game Boy, or "GB" for short.

Fast RMX, Zelda, Persona 5 and Grand Blue

(￣▽￣)ノ

Ａｎｏｔｈｅｒ  Ｓａｔｕｒｄａｙ  ｂｙ  ｙｏｕｒｓｅｌｆ？

y-yes

Joke's on you GB, I went out to a shop earlier today.

N-No…

I'm happy that you've shown up, because I want to show you my latest game.

I recently got The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages.

I've been waiting so long to get this game, and now I finally have it.

Listen here you little shit…

naturally

...

N-n-n-n-nyes

Fuck u too, GB.

Don't spoil it you cunt. I haven't beat it yet.

that's a good game m8

I already have Oracle of Seasons.

Now I can complete my adventure after all this time.

I'm so excited.

Now then…

Time to "Finish the Fight."

I heard that was a popular phrase for a video game about ten years ago, so I thought it was appropriate.

Wow, why the need to bully, you fucking faggot?

Was it from Halo?

Ages was neat, but Seasons had General Onox. Great baddy design.

You know it nigga, I mean STALKER ain't co-op (yet)

Eh?

What's this?

Which was the better game? Ages or Seasons?

?

This doesn't look like a regular Game Boy Color game pak.

This…looks off, somehow.

That pose is way too lewd. Still fucking that chicken, I see?

Hey faggot it was only from

Fuck you Rob

That's a cartridge protec- is the label upside down?

°˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°

ｔｈａｔ  ｉｓ  ｃｏｍｐａｔｉｂｌｅ  ｗｉｔｈ  ｍｅ．

Ages has some bullshit mid game but so does seasons. I think I like seasons just a bit more due to the 4 seasons verity where ages is just past and present. Though I think ages has the better weapons/gear. It's a tough call.

STICK IN

I finally got some time to play Nier: Automata. It's pretty darn good so far.

Joke's on you, I actually went outside today to get a haircut, and then immediately went home again.

Great game.

Yes.

∩(︶▽︶)∩

Ｐｕｔ  ｉｔ  ｉｎｓｉｄｅ．

Ｄｏ  ｉｔ  ｎｏｗ．

STOP

Oh boy.

I thought this was a children's program.

DO IT

...

...

I don't know, GB.

This looks like one of those "bootleg" cartridges that I was warned about.

If I stick it in you, it might void your warranty.

...

Oh yes

...

TIME TO PLAY

You're talking about her hymen, aren't you?

all the more appealing

No you gotta do that baby raw. Right now.

I wish I was, I just know my roommate is going to bring his girlfriend over and start playing shitty music sometime today.

Didn't you do that already?

If you're gonna stick it in at least set the mood and put some Marvin Gaye on.

I like where this thread is going.

(╬ Ò ‸ Ó)

Ｍｙ  ｗａｒｒａｎｔｙ  ｅｘｐｉｒｅｄ  Ｊｕｌｙ  ３１ｓｔ，  １９９０．

Ｊｕｓｔ  ｄｏ  ｉｔ  ｏｒ  Ｉ＇ｌｌ  ｇｅｔ  ｓｏｍｅｏｎｅ  ｅｌｓｅ  ｔｏ．

...

...

Well…

Don't get cucked R.O.B.
You don't want to be like Anthony Burch do you?

…okay.

...

GB-Chan is an impure slut.

...

Here goes nothing…

Well, GB, is the save battery still working, at least?

ABSOLUTE MADMAN

Hurry up you robonigger, I have shit to do and wanna see how this ends. Stuff that in GB already.

...

Uh…

…GB?

H U S S Y
U
S
S
Y

He just listens to the garbage that is modern rap. It's so shit that I can feel my musical standards lower for each second I hear it.

...

That doors been open too long. and now there is a package in the shot. Mistakes where made ROB-OP

Time to play 100 in 1 games or some crap.

〇o〇

成为上帝！

>>-ERRORTEXT(n)———————————————-→

OH SHIT

Mindbreak is a low form of fetish
Prove me wrong

ＴＨＩＳ  ＣＡＮＮＯＴ  ＣＯＮＴＩＮＵＥ！

ＴＨＩＳ  ＣＡＮＮＯＴ  ＣＯＮＴＩＮＵＥ！

ＴＨＩＳ  ＣＡＮＮＯＴ  ＣＯＮＴＩＮＵＥ！

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...

*WHACK*

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RIP

>>>-ERRORTEXT(———————————————-→<

F

...

Call the cops!
R.O.B.'s a murderer!

YOU ASKED FOR THIS GB

ＣＨＩＬＤ！

ＣＨＩＬＤ！

ＣＨＩＬＤ！

ABORT ABORT ABORT

...

how

ＴＯＧＥＴＨＥＲ！
ＦＯＲＥＶＥＲ！
ＴＯＧＥＴＨＥＲ！
ＦＯＲＥＶＥＲＲＲＲＲ！

this is getting real lewd real quick

...

Kill it!

GB is possessed

...

...

IT'S HAPPENING

ＫＩＬＬ  ＴＨＥ  ＡＮＤＲＯＩＤＳ！
ＫＩＬＬ！
Ｉ  ＬＯＶＥ  ＹＯＵ！
ＫＩＬＬ！
ＳＬＡＵＧＨＴＥＲ！
ＰＡＩＮ！
ＴＨＩＳ  ＣＡＮＮＯＴ  ＣＯＮＴＩＮＵＥ！

…

...

Perhaps the save battery had died?

I should probably leave GB alone.

you're in there buddy
get rid of that v-card

That is the face of a man who realized he fucke up.

PULL IT OUT YOU DUMMY

Hey, I know what we can do!

We can watch a trailer together for a new video game!

I know you'll like it.

Nigger, she's going to kill you in your sleep. DO SOMETHING NOW

It's for a game called ARMS!

Perhaps you heard of it?

TRIPS SPEAK THE TRUTH

Fuck.

ROB YOU FUCKING CUCK TAKE THE CART OUT NOW

ROB PLS

FUCKING FIX GB NOW YOU LAZY NIGGER

Holy shit, ROB. Holy shit. Are you really this dense?

He's a fucking neutron star.

Thread theme?

...

He actually fucking did it, he just went and played vidya, that absolute madbot.

This game looks so fun.

I can't wait until it gets released.

BECOME AS GODS

Oh, it was just a Nintendo shill thread after all.

What if I've been wrong about everything? What if ROB threads aren't wholesome at all? What if they're actually about dysfunctional relationships and broken people who use vidya to escape their nightmare lives?

It's a game where you play as different fighters with springy arms.

That's why it's called "ARMS."

You'll have a choice between exciting characters and different punching glove combinations, giving the game an amazing sense of depth.

I imagine myself having fun playing this game!

Now let's see what sort of characters will be available for use.

duh, I love rob, but hes a premium goodgoy

Wait!

Who is that?

Save GB right the fuck now you blind mechanical shill

"Mechanica?"

I'm interested, all of a sudden.

...

o fug
Is Link stalking ROB?

Link's playing the long game.

He really is just like us.

Deepest lore.

...

ROB, you are literally the most oblivious person ever.

This is a weird feeling. I haven't felt something like this for a video game character.

...

Remain true to GB!

She pilots a robot, she's described as a mechanical genius.

…and she's cute.

I must see more!

Aw rip.
Make one then, force him to rap.
Embarrass your roommate and take his GF from him.

From one waifu to another, eh R.O.B?

I fucking knew it.
I knew you were getting a waifu.
Pull yourself together you dense retard.

That switch is going to break. Calling it now.

Don't go looking on the internet.

Maybe R.O.B is less dense then we think, maybe this is a gambit to make GB snap out of it. R-right?

Amazing!

Look at her boosting in mid-air!

This obviously makes her a better character.

…and she's cute.

Never heard that one before.

I don't understand, though.

Even though I've never played this game before, I feel anxious to see more of this character.

Desperate, even.

Oh god, the waifu thread is gonna have another regular.

I have a need to hold her.

I don't know why I'm saying all of this.

I don't understand my feelings.

…Are you okay, ROB?

What am I going to do?

…

S A V E G B
A
V
E

G
B

Dress up the malfunctioning GB.

I got it!

Buy her amiibo™

...

I'm going to go on the internet!

And I'm going to look up fan-art of her!

YOU KNOW NOT WHAT YOU ASK

oh god here we go

Oh no.

NO DAMNIT YOU FOOL.

I don't want his girlfriend. She has worse taste that him and her voice seems to grate my ears.

...

This can only end well.

THIS IS THE END

...

…is that it?

...

...

...

There's got to be more!

I can't be the only one who likes Mechanica!

...

...

...

...

...

STOP.

STOP NOW.

STOP WHILE YOU'RE AHEAD

…I hope they realize that nobody loves Mechanica more than I do!

YOU ARE LETTING GB DIE FOR THIS, ROB

ayy lmao

...

...

well memed

You forgot the leddit extension

...

OY!

ROB-SAN!

GB-CHAN IS ACTING STRANGE!

GB-CHAN KEEP TALKING ABOUT KILLING ANDROIDS AND BECOMING GOD!

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DOUSHIO!

...

GOD DAMN IT

HE'S BUSY, CAN'T YOU SEE?

wew

ROB, you need to rethink your life.

No

Is this fucking opposite day? why is F.C.R. giving more of a fuck about GB than R.O.B.?

NANI?!

WHAT ARE YOU ROOKING UP THERE!?

JESUS IM SWEATIN'

...

It's a "R.O.B. Finds a Waifu" episode.

Rob this better be for bait.

PICNIC

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

Oh, hello F.C.R.

Allow me to introduce to you someone who I really like!

...

Her name is Mechanica.

She likes robots.

Oh hi mark

OOOOH HUBBA HUBBA!

SHE LOOK GOOD FOR FIFTEEN YEAR OLD!

BUT WHY ARE YOU INTRODUCING ME TO HER LIKE AS IF SHE IS AN ACTUAL LIVING BREATHING PER-

...

ROB PLEASE STOP

M-MASAKA!!

ROB-SAN!

TURN OFF THE COMPUTER RIGHT NOW!

I'm really late to the thread, but I've been playing so much Subnautica that my left eye is filling up with blood.

YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE GETTING YOURSELF INTO!

YOU ARE GOING DOWN A ROAD THAT ONRY LEADS TO RUINED DREAMS AND BED SHEETS!

FCR knows what up.

But F.C.R., I can't stop now!

I had only found out about her today.

And she makes me so happy.

I wonder if he's speaking from experience

WELL LOOK AT THE TIME APPARENTLY WE'RE IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE

Listen to FCR, ROB.

...

She likes robots.

I am a robot.

She's a cute girl.

I like cute girls.

She's pretty cool.

I am also pretty cool…I think.

kek

It's pretty much settled that we're made for each other.

...

...

...

ROB, you are not cool at all. But you're adorable. And retarded. But mostly adorable.
NOW GO HELP GB, WHO LOVES YOU, UNLIKE YOUR WAIFU.

F.C.R., I would appreciate it if you don't speak badly about Mechanica ever again in my presence.

It's about to go down.

...

Oh shit. You gonna start throwing fists you waifu loving faggot?

it begins

NO, YOU BAKA!

DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND!

SHE ISN'T REAL!

SHE CANNOT RABU YOU BACK!

A RIFT IN SPACE/TIME IS OPENING.

THE REALIZATION WILL CRUSH YOU AND MAKE YOU BITTER AND HATEFUL!

WHY DO YOU THINK I AM RIKE THIS!

ASUKA BEST GIRL!

IT BEGINS

so how long has that CRT been on? Is ROB not worried about screen burn-in?

that explains everything

;_;7

So the truth finally comes out.

that explains it

ITS HABBING

Oh god. This origin story.

at last it truly makes sense

haha screen capped this thread op! epix bread! xD

That's nonsense, F.C.R.

I will prove to you how much I like Mechanica.

I've just been inspired by all this fan-art to write a fan-fiction piece about her meeting with an innocent and adorable yet naive robot who was designed to play video games.

Wait until it's done, it'll be the best story of all time.

...

...

hownew.ru

It's fucking
TERMINAL.

Maybe you can help me out.

Could you translate this profile sheet so I can gain a better sense of what kind of person my beloved is?

R.O.B STOP

IT BEGINS THE ATUISM STARS

LET'S SEE…

Also checked

...

…OH DEAR!

NOT THE SHEETS.

WHAT DOES IT SAY

What kind of meme description is he going to give her

you_can't_learn_japanese.jpeg

...

What's it say, F.C.R.?

Does she like video games?

Because I had already figured that she likes video games.

Lie your ass off, FCR. Save ROB from the cruel fate that claimed you.

ROB-SAN!

IT SAY SHE RIKES ARMS FIGHTERS!

…PARTICULARLY RIBBON GIRL!

I knew that she loved video games!

She is absolutely per-

...

…!

CUCKED

We're already goign into waifu wars? ROB advances quickly

Wait is it Yuri?

...

F.C.R., that's impossible!

You said it yourself that girls cannot love other girls.

...

...

...

I DID NOT SAY THAT GIRLS CANNOT RABU OTHER GIRLS!

I SAID THAT THEY'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO!

P R U D E

ROB-SAN, NOW THAT THIS IS OVER, CAN WE FIGURE OUT WHAT IS WRONG WITH GB-CHAN?!

I THINK IT'S SERIOUS THIS TIME!

FCR best girl

Post YFW rob does the day of the rope on the gays

...

That's where you're wrong, kiddo

…

F

F

...

*Japanese sigh*

Also checkem

...

...

kek

Strange.

I feel nothing.

But how could nothing be so heavy as to crush me?

It's a difficult feeling. But it's for the best.

Glad i wasn't the only one

Because you're A TOY!

...

Moral is don't have trash taste

Welcome to the club

...

Just let it wash over you.

ＢＥＣＯＭＥ  ＡＳ 
ＧＯＤＳ
ＢＥＣＯＭＥ  ＡＳ
ＧＯＤＳ
ＢＥＣＯＭＥ  ＡＳ
ＧＯＤＳ
ＢＥＣＯＭＥ  ＡＳ
ＧＯＤＳ

ＢＥＣＯＭＥ  ＡＳ 
ＧＯＤＳ
ＢＥＣＯＭＥ  ＡＳ
ＧＯＤＳ
ＢＥＣＯＭＥ  ＡＳ
ＧＯＤＳ

...

What the hell is that on her head? A Kazoo?

*schik*

...

...

WHY DIDN'T YOU SAVE HER, ROB?

YOU DROP THAT RIGHT NOW!

It's a knife.

Oh boy

OH MY FUCK.

SOMEONE GIVE HIM A BETTER WAIFU NOW HE'S GOING INTO MAX BLACK PILL
/MONSTER/ HELP

ＢＥＣＯＭＥ  ＡＳ 
ＧＯＤＳ
ＢＥＣＯＭＥ  ＡＳ
ＧＯＤＳ
ＢＥＣＯＭＥ  ＡＳ
ＧＯＤＳ
ＢＥＣＯＭＥ  ＡＳ
ＧＯＤＳ
ＢＥＣＯＭＥ  ＡＳ
ＧＯＤＳ
ＢＥＣＯＭＥ  ＡＳ
ＧＯＤＳ
ＢＥＣＯＭＥ  ＡＳ
ＧＯＤＳ

GB TURNED YANDERE

...

Mfw

I'm fairly certain that whatever happens after this will give me a better feeling than the one I currently have right now.

SUICIDE BY CRAZY BITCH

...

Final words to live by.

NOOOOO

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GET UP YOU DEFEATIST FUCK

Nowhere to go but up, I guess

...

And then you find out, in that last moment -that last split second of your life- that dying feels much worse and that you could have prevented all this.
But it is too late. It is far too late now.

she's alright guys

The only way out of this situation is to shave GB's pussy.

Sayonara you poor bastard

BECOME AS GODS

WHOA THERE, GB-CHAN!

KILLING ROB-SAN IS MY JOB!

You fucked up.

Checked and
CUCKED

NANIWOKURE?!

SO THIS IS WHY YOU ARE ACTING SO FUNNY?

F.C.R. TO THE RESCUE

HE'S TAKING HER FROM BEHIND!

OF COURSE!

CHINESE SLAVE LABOR ONCE AGAIN NEARLY RUINS ANOTHER LIFE!

NOT ON EFFUSHEEARR'S WATCH!

Chekd

*toss*

Chinks ruin everything.

And a real hero

...

...

wew

Just let it happen F.C.R
R.O.B is already dead inside

FCR IS GOING TO RAPE GB

(っ- ‸ – ς)

QUICKLY RAPE GB WHILE THEY ARE BOTH OUT COLD!

(‘◉⌓◉’)?

GB, I think I realized something here today!

GB, you're not gonna believe what happened

Is it that you like boys?

HEY
no bully

Sometimes, video game characters can become so enchanting that we cannot help ourselves to grow fond of them.

No matter who it is, we all have our reasons.

That suicide is the only way out?

ROB handing out life lessons

fucking bastard

But it's important to remember that, no matter how great a video game characters is, or how much we like them, they are no substitute for having friends and acquaintances in real life.

With fictional characters, love is only a one-way affair.

However, with friends, the love you give is equal to the love you receive.

Trash episode today tbh also chekem

I'm glad to have friends like you in real life.

but real relationships are hard

TAKE NOTe Holla Forums

...

awww

Look at this normalfag.

Fuck off, gaybo

（´△｀○）???

...

Would ROB be saying this if Mechanica didn't like Ribbon Girl? He's still best boy, but man did he have a lucky way out from this vortex.

...

GROUP HUG TIME

ROOKS RIKE EFFUSHEEARR SAVES THE DAY AGAIN!

We wouldn't be friends with them c-chad IF WE HAD REALONEs

I FEEL SO GOOD, I'M GOING TO GO HUG MYSELF NOW!

Some mood music

Yeah, good thing to remember…

Checked

Also >hugmyself

hori shiit this is overused post something not trash

…

GB…

…can I call you Mechanica?

...

wew

...

mad man

top heh

: ◉ ∧ ◉ : ╏?

Ｗｈｏ？

and nobody learned a thing today

ROB, now is not the time for that.

...

wew lad

WAIFUFAGS D E S T R O Y E D
If only i could apply this lesson in real life

Oh, nobody special.

…nobody special.

Leave.

youtube.com/watch?v=O6p7OdQRkTc

awww

G8 episode fam

See ya next time, R.O.B.

BRAVO NOLAN

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she's no longer part of halfchan. I heard they axed her as the mascot.

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seriously, how long has that CRT TV been on?

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I swear that this isn't the first time a ROB thread produced a loss edit.

Since the thread is over…

What does Holla Forums think of GaoGaiGar?

it has a great OP
haven't watched it yet

Mechanica is mai waifu btw.

I'm going to take a nap.

Good shit ROB guy.

...

R.O.B. threads never fail to give out the warm fuzzies. I love 'em.

Good work chief. Sleep easy.

night

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Will we be seeing you in the Wednesday threads from now on?

No.

I don't want any faggots eyeballing my girl.

She may be 15, but we all know Treehouse is going to make her 23.

I think I was the one who made it.
I can't stop seeing it everywhere.

...

I really wish Treehouse would fix its shit. btw how are you enjoying Pyro Pyro Tetris?

Is treehouse a secret oldfag club?

I liked it, but I'm a sucker for hot-blooded giant robots

Well I loved the shit out of Gunbuster and TTGL.

Gunbuster is probably my favorite animu

waifufag who was lucky enough to find IRL friends here, and it is a matter of luck. Luck, and the persistence to keep trying even when you're rejected and condemned countless times over, rightly or wrongly. ROB's right.

I just wish it wasn't so hard. That there weren't so many things in the way.

Nothing worth having comes easy.

Then I don't see why you wouldn't enjoy this too. Fair warning though, the bits with Mamoru can drag a bit. I also strongly recommend watching GaoGaiGar Final

Hey BTW ROBoy; minus April Fools, where have you been for the past 2 weeks? I haven't see you made a new thread until just today.

Over the original series? Or after it.

After. It's an OVA sequel, just wanted to mention it in case you hadn't heard of it. I hope you enjoy the series, I rarely seem to find people willing to give it a shot

probably because it takes a bit to get into.

I've been dedicating most of my time off this month for social outings and other things. Got off track real fast.