Shantae Thread

DELETE PURPLE WHORE

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Oh my God, What kind of weaponised autism is this man made of?

remove PURPLE WHORE

Whens risky mode

when will they finish there unfinished game?

Is the new Shantae any good?
I loved Pirate's Curse, I liked the DSI game but burned out towards the last boss.

Delete this hentai shit.

Goth Shantae is so cute.

delete this shitpost

not really. Its way to easy and only 4 real levels.

The main game is short like risky's revenge, wait till they finish the rest of the kickstarter goals before checking it out

Anyone got a webm?

Here you go.

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The most disappointing thing to me is how they implemented the rival.

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It's a-okay.

This disturbs me more than the video of the guy raping a snapping turtle

Is the guy a roach himself by any chance? This is some serious autism.

Turkey is a very popular tourist hotspot. Its also extremely obvious anyway.

Damn, that's some 'tism.
Thanks, user.

Fuck nigga, why you spoiler this shit?

Fuck, thanks for the warning.
Will wait for them to finish it then. Hope they add the other streach goals, but I doubt it.
I really need to beat Plague-Knight mode before Specter Knight mode comes out.

You just want to have a porn thread, OP.

I wouldn't advise it, some fag has been dumping porn is a few threads, and probably has the mods in a tizzy.

TBH, /vp/ needs a hard-reboot.

1 or two posts are fine as long as the thread still has discussion and it moves on, but like you say if one guy is dumping it (even spoilered) it doesn't help since we have /vp/.

You're the turkroach that made the video aren't you…

Have the goons started flooding due to the Persona 5 localization thingy?

I think that, Haydee is fat fetish in disguise, who even cares about Shantae? and the fuck is Senran kwhatever?

Hey I was trying to save it,

What are you gay?

Those were happening way before that.
I think some people are sick of certain topics always becoming porn dumps when they want to discuss the game.

You can do both

Oh god yeah, both is great. But then you get idiots who only dump the porn and grind discussion to a halt.
Not that posting porn with discussion doesn't slow the thread down noticeably.

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Senran threads have been shit on since the first exodus. Just like back on cuckchan, SJW colonists figured they could start by attacking less popular Japanese games, and since the mods openly mocked anyone pointing this colonization out, it continued unchecked. Fast forward a few years, and now I see people referring to games like Dark Souls, Metal Gear Rising, or Bayonetta as weebshit. The words "I told you so" just don't fucking cut it.

Careful, that "I belong on 4chan, please feed me the brown pill" guy is going to come back and start saying all games are I belong on 4chan, please feed me the brown pill

Cool, its wordfiltered now

This really activates my almonds

I belong on 4chan, please feed me the brown pill?

Exactly.

I belong on 4chan, please feed me the brown pill

Disposable
Weebshit

mods == GODS

That's not even funny as a joke

Space Princess Dump
Don't bully my attempt at making them thicc

user I don't know what to tell you, Spectre Knight has been out since the the start of April at least.

Only faggoty spergs insist that "THICC = Disgusting landwhale porn".

For what purpose…?

Dont forget the nekopara thread

shantae for smash

Thanks for reminding me shit got delayed.

talk about game, and people will respond about game. not many mind readers on Holla Forums.

I thought it had been cancelled.

I haven't seen anything about it being cancelled, but I have seen that it got delayed by a month.

Of course

Let's not go that far

So is half genie hero not very good? Because I thought that shantae and the pirate's curse was just ok, and apparently it's the best one

Link?

If she survives

It's decent but it lacks content and the team is taking way too fucking long for Risky Mode and Heroes Mode and there hasn't been any hint when it's gonna be released and i'm seriously getting upset.

Because I feel the first one is shitty.

Forgot pic.

no you are just a dumb nigger who is attracted to fat bitches because they are the only low class sluts that would touch your stinky ass.
:^)

I'll never forget how he wasted thousands of bucks on every Rosalina amiibos just to spite Rosalina fans.

My money wasn't wasted idiot. I sold the amiibos back at a profit to desperate hentaifags that were willing to spend a fuck ton to hot glue these figures.

Wait lemme test this out
Weebshit

Ok
I belong on 4chan, please feed me the brown pill

SO THICC

So why'd you post a pic of an oompa loompa

Not really.

The platforming isn't very good since it's not pixel perfect. They focused more on aesthetics over gameplay, and it shows. The game also looks and feels like it was made in Flash. Overuse of post-effects, especially the 'squish' effect in all of their animations.

It's fine if you like a spectacle platformer, but it's pretty shit compared to the earlier games.

gaybeast.com/movie/70768/turtle_give_a_blowjob

Only niggers like disgusting landwhales.

ing

whoa

This thread needs more shaking.

Shantae is perfect without this inflation shit.

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WHY DO NIGGERS RUIN EVERYTHING

Pretty impossible. The Shantae games have plenty of monster girls, but never once had a roach girl, so it apparently had not one Turk in it. Shantae is Persian.

Because fuck white people.

Fuck black people.

Fuck short people.

Fuck tall people.

Fuck women.

Fuck men.

Fuck you.

Fuck me.

Fuck everybody who doesn't like thicc girls.

I wanna put my paenus in that boob window

user, are you implying only injuns, asians, and spics like thicc girls?

thiccfags ruin everything they touch

They'll walk like arabs, talk like arabs, live like arabs, eat like arabs, and opress like arabs, but insist their not Arab. Like Jews. No, we're white, like you, goy!

Checked, but how do we know thiccfags, and furries are not one and the same?

Nice try, furfag.

I came here on your promise of landwhales, but all I got was shitty WayForward fanart. You're not just a pleb, you're a pleb of deception.

w-what gave it away?

Always drunk. Permanent whiskey goggles.

After the mass famines that wracked asia last century, it makes sense there would be a cultural appreciation for people who look like they have a surplus of food

Fat chicks are desperate, so it's super easy to marry one for citizenship.

also,

They're used to subsisting on the scraps thrown to them by white people. So much so that welfare is now seen as a right. They're known to develop a taste for shit table scraps. They like fat chicks for the same reason they like chitlins and pickled pigs feet.

Makes sense.

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Calling a fetish worse than furries. That behavior consistently gives away that the poster is a furfag themself. You not yet knowing this after all this time is further proof of your inferiority.

I'm a furfag. There has to be at least one fetish worst than furry. What about cuckolding? What about inflation vore feet scat? What about tile floors and Ohio geography? What if you mostly fap to "normal" kemono stuff?

Ohio and tiles are as pure as driven snow, compared to furfagshittery. Your echinococcosis-riddled carcass should be gassed and thrown into the dumpster where your kind belongs.

get out

You don't understand user. There is nothing worse than furries.
Not even the elusive cock goblin.

No.
Can at least be made fun of.
Don't act like furries do so they don't get seen. Only exception is when its Furry+[Disgusting fetish] which is more often the case than not. And since furries are responsible for more of these disgusting things than not…
Pure fucking maidens.
Fuck off you wapanese piece of shit.

It's an old furry trick to find something unpopular and declare it's worse than furries so you'll look better in comparison.

Nope, because furries also are a part of many other disgusting fetishes. Furry is the absolute worst, there is a reason it's so widely despised.

2 reasons actually. One of them being the fetish. The other being anyone who identifies as a furry and how they always act, without fail.

The badness of the furfags is the way they latch themselves on everything. Which basicly means that if you can mention it, there is probably also furry porn of it.
And everything you mentioned is a good example.

Except Ohio, Ohio is a pure maiden.

Both Ohio and Tilefag aren't disgusting in any way, they're just extremely weird and humourous. There's a long way from "wow you came on a tile/map of Ohio" until you reach "wow you tied down a dog to a table and raped it, tearing its anus and scarring it physically and mentally for life".

I'm a thiccfag, I'm also a monster girl autist as well.

And you bet your sweet ass that I love some thicc monster girls who stick their tongue in your foreskin as you hold her hand in pure ecstasy. I have a Miia shrine in my basement and offer her my semen every Sunday.

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Sure thing, faggot.

Furfaggotry is a medley of fetishes that include, but are not limited to cucking.

I have an important question. Why is there no art of Shantae's dryad form?

I agree. Tile and Ohio fag at least aren't hurting anything.

You have to be kidding, the ohio and tiles shit hilarious, not degenerate.

Furfags are worse due to the fact that they share it with eachother, to the point that it isn't even about the fetish, it's just an excuse to band together to fuck at cons.

And that vore shit is retarded but it isn't real. The ONLY reason and I mean the ONLY FUCKING REASON it's even in any sort of spotlight is because of furries. In fact the only reason most fetishes are out in ANY spotlight is because of furries. Cuckolding (which is already horrible), vore and the like are brought to the limelight BY FURRIES.

In other words, furries promote shit like cuckoldry and vore and all that horrible shit because you're a bunch of degenerates.

And there's NOTHING worse then that.

Ohio and tiles were fetishes of individuals who made that fetish themselves and didn't propagate it like you fucks do. For all intents and purposes ohio and tiles are pure in comparison, like fucking innocent as shit. They're quirks.

You made fetishism a fucking lifestyle, and that's what makes furries fucking horrible, lower then fucking dirt and shit.

Post some pics, user, you're not the only user with a monster girl shrine. I don't have a shrine of my own yet, but still.

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Fuck off with your dead memes.

I had to.

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What's the story here? Who is that guy?

It's exactly as he said. He hated the character Rosalina and people who liked her so much he tried to deny people amiibos by buying as many of them as he could.

That's insane.

fuck off with your delusions

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How fitting.

It's not like either is white so it's okay

user, why did you just respond to yourself?

He thought he was on cuckchan

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To correct my mistake.
Nice digits

Since fucking when. Prove that shit to me, god damn it. Do NOT confuse us with spics.

Here's your (You)

yfw shantae is kebab

Persians are not kebab, and she has no roach girl transformation.

I want to impregnate Shantae.

why ask rhetorical questions?

this user is correct. Nothing health about a human who wants to fuck animals. Yes all diviants.

What if Shantae is Syrian?

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Why not stay in your own genepool instead of making ugly, disgusting little shitfaced subhumans?

Off topic, but that's pretty clearly not an ethiopian. Ethiopians look and act like nigerer arabs/semites/what have you. Even their middle of nowhere hick tribesmen don't have Bantu-like flat noses.

The fella with the plate is probably from somewhere in Central African jungle, where shit's fucked 24/7 and has been since the dawn of man.

Maybe I should make a new one as an offering in an attempt to make /ebola/ a back from the dead.

*In an attempt to bring /ebola/ back from the dead
I'm tired.

OP just go masturbate why did you make a thread thinly veiled as videogames when you just want Shantae porn >>>/vp/

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Here i was expecting the usual porn dumping then it turns into "what fetish is the worst" further derailing the thread.

This is the third time i see a derail like this. Its just one faggot shitposting hard enough to destroy threads and the hotpockets aren't doing shit about it.

if they are ugly, they will need to git gud in life, but at least I will have my waifu

That's not a bad idea.

But user, that derail is over. We already concluded that furfaggotry was worst. You could at least post a Shawntay or two to contribute to the thread instead.

Don't bother. They don't contribute anything to threads beyond "muh feelings".

of course there are, but the bandwagon of furry fetish funmaking is much funnier and therefore a potent meme, so enjoy your ingnorable absoulutely deplorable fetish you insignificant deplorable furfaggot

Shantae anime, or Shantae cartoon?
Which one would be best?
I'm not biased but I'm leaving this here.

The cartoon in that picture is old, though. I think modern day western animation could pull off a Shantae cartoon.
I guess an anime could work too, though.

Don't talk shit about Vivian.

No.

At least in the murikan cartoon they did her background story and voice as they should
Pleb

Do you really consider what's put out today as good? Just because you like samurai jack doesn't make the industry better.

It'd still look better than the Darkstalkers cartoon. Though I do see your points.

The animators behind the Wakfu cartoon would probably do Shantae right.

Not with those disgusting tweened animations they can't. Fuck flash.

To Kickstarter!

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GET AWAY!

This might actually work, but good luck getting it off the ground.

I'll register this as a joke, and no that you're mentally retarded.

Then it'd match 1/2 Genie Hero!

STOP IT

Get the MLP people to make the Shantae show

You've become a sinful trollerino.

I've been trying to enjoy Half-Genie Hero but there's so much backtracking plus lack of exact info on what to do next, it's more like an Easter egg hunt than a Metroidvania

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Fuck no! Lauren faust snorted the koolaid after quitting the medusa movie.
Get the french to do it.

MORE!

I honestly do not get it.

nigga please.

Shit i forgot to spoiler!

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MUH DICK

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This right here is the exact reason people try to keep furfags away from their fetishes. Their unending chocolatefaggotry only warps even what was once beautiful into a disgusting "parody" of what it was.

Choose one.

Odds are she got influenced by the left clique of anime. Corporations contain their autism and stop them from going full retard, just look at kikestarter games and their agenda pushing

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MUH DICK….AGAIN

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MMMMMM– Meh.
Moar.

Whatever happend to the artist i miss her so much

she was one of the few to give Hilda deserved love, i know shes dating Brekkist but she just went AFK forever

Most likely fulfilled her sexual frustrations, so she doesn't bother with fantasy anymore.

good for her she deservers whatever dick she needs but…i need me my Hilda

nah. I don't wanna get banned for spamming porn, there's another 17 pages, I can't fit that into 3 posts.

Just go get it on g.e-hentai or ex.

yeah, I wish she'd make more stuff.

quite possibly

Probably after she finally got the D she stopped making porn which is sad and infuriating because i knew someone who made good porn but after she got a bf she stopped everything and her jackass bf was monitoring her blog and calling out everyone because he thinks he's the top alpha male.

a damned shame

do you think she likes to fist herself as she rubs her own penis?

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Is that comic really not vanilla enough for you?

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>no bolo

Anyone got a pic of that post describing the sexual misadventures of Bolo?

Never tell an Arab that. They'll go full snackbar on you.

Westerners who don't actually like anime but LARP like they do to push leftism. Sort of like leftist gamers.

Shantae private belly dance VR when

its rare that anybody politically driven will tolerate other points of view. especially on the internet. its a shame how much such a mindset has exploded recently. but, that was inevitable, given the integration of the internet into every day life.

the answer I was looking for

Just watch pov porn…

when i think of a shawntey show it reminds me of the mario cartoons. something goofy and light hearted with little plot.

HOW ABOUT NO?

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vr is not 2d tho

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It's not 3DPD either.

hey you stop that. liru really happened

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see>>12402549

Artist?

See what? How you fail to link a post?

Here's the sad panda link.
g/993001/76fe7472c8/

i have the power of justice and waifus. maybe you dont realize what thread youre in.
what do you have? a jew.

Thank you

Wut?

Dude, you can't post that.

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senator armstrom?!

So is the gameplay in the Shantae games actually good?

To varying degrees, yes. Pirate's Curse has the best gameplay and is also the only game in the series that doesn't inclue the main gimmick of transformation dances.
Take from that what you will.

2D is an ideal world. Of course niggers don't exist. Brown girls in 2D are just tanned girls.

yeah man, Shantae and the pirates curse is great man.

dude she was always an SJW. You are just breaking the conditioning and finally seeing her for who she is.

I wish I could be as Idealistic as you but their is a overwhelming number of Weebs to are hardcore leftist. The newest think is trying to shame Japaneses for being too backwards and Traditional. Alot of Weebs who go to teach English in Japan and South Korea have been promoting Feminism and other Cultural Marxist ideals.

So much shitty artwork of Shantae, thanks for improving the quality of the thread with those last too contributions.

We wouldn't fucking be here if the left wasn't packed to the teeth with insufferable cunts looking to shit up absolutely everything men enjoy.

back to your hugbox

Where do you think we are?

where do you think?

Japan seems to be getting a hard push towards their more warlike roots. If their birthrates rise and they continue this trend, expect much bitching from SJWeebs.

they will bitch no matter what japan or anyone else does. thats how it works

I dont think so, you remember the feminist villian in ppg?

That episode was just "Not all feminists" bullshit.

But based mom, user!

Now posting Shanties

That's not going to work out well for the SJWeebs. Japan just barely tolerates foreigners on a good day. They start fucking with their culture like that and someone is liable to pull a Nobunaga and start nailing the dirty gaijin to crosses.

Fug

so are all the devs a single internet chat away from meeting Chris Hansen or something?

If that were true, every highschool cheerleading coach in the nation would be behind bars.

but that is not what I am hearing. This SJW crap is catching on with young women and is being spread. That they are essentially 5 to 10 years away from being just as bad as the US. Maoist Cultural revolution youth forming Red Guard is not unlike what is modern SJWs. Its a contagious cult and a effective way of subverting a nation.

Not surprising, but women have never had the influence with their husbands like you see in the west.

To bad I guess.

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