Hello darkness my old friend, i've come to talk with you again

Hello darkness my old friend, i've come to talk with you again

Is this thread about rape or autism?

First one then the other.

Be thankful it's not another IP raped into a pachinko slot, goy.
Fuck you konami, I'm not buying another shitty bomberman game with no improvements over the last ones for 50 (fifty) shekels.

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why

I new about the SH pachinko slots, I was referring to another IP getting the treatment
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check em

I got ya fam.

The sooner they die off the better.

This isnt the most offensive thing ever considering he looks as good as you can expect from Bomberman's artstyle. I'm just surprised that Konami is actually supporting a game for this long though.

They did fix the performance on that game really well but yea shit feels bad.

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Yea its the bomberman game on the switch, they pulled some techincal fuckery out of nowhere and now the game runs and plays better for a second rate bomberman game.

are the explosions and camera still dogshit? legitimately looked worse than Zero in that regard.

Pyramid head is cute.

I'd give a shit if they added tile by tile movement.

You can rotate the camera a bit in story mode.
Explosion sucks, nah! The game runs now in 60fps.

YOU CAN'T MAKE ME BELIEVE

Start at 0:10

Add Belmont Bomber and Vic Viper Bomber too

I REFUSE

What alternate dimension have I walked into where Konami is actually doing good things for once? What the fuck is going on?

Konami made a bet that went south. They're trying to come back.

Honestly I wish they'd fucking die and have their IPs sold off instead of playing with my heart. DAMN YOU KONAMI! I TOLD YOU NEVER TO COME BACK HERE!

Get ready for update 2 with The Boss and Skullface bomber men

Kojima Bomber:

He blows himself up and makes his fanboys blame it on others

WHY

what did SH do to deserve this?

I've jerked off to pyramid head so much I'm in love with him