What is the best religious game?

Dying on the cross was his goal, user.

The idea is he was sacrificed for the sins of mortals.
Jesus was significantly different from all others before him. Rather interesting character, when you really look in to him. Held no ill will to the Romans, either.

SMT has good demon designs that are taken from all kinds of religions and you end up fighting YHWH a lot.

Jesus was a wizard that gained a personality cult after using his powers and knowledge to make life better for humans. He got fed up with the rotten human nature and decided to leave the material plane because fuck those stupid humans. Then his followers started a religion afterwards by ripping off the jews but with their own ruleset.

Others before him had the same personalities as god's chosen prophets/leader. It's hard to bring up the fact he was better than the rest when all he did was bring in confusion and disarray to his people and on top of that willing to kill himself instead of lead them. That's a cowards way of saying I give up ask those guys who thinks god is in their head to take over.

Wish I don't have to double post but this one sounds more plausible really.

God, I want to burn down a fucking church listening to you faggots talk about your semitic desert cuckold religion.

Eh, not really. All the others were aggressive, for the most part. Definitely less forgiving.
The jews despised him mostly for going against their established behavior. The jews were, for a long while, very nosy and uptight stubborn types. Jesus comes along, tells them "nah, stoning that adulteress is dumb", and naturally they get real pissy about it.
This is something you'd really have to read up, on, though, to get the proper lot. Not just the bible, but other text of the time, what sets the culture of the Romans and the Jews. They were a damn well violent thuggish people who refused Roman standards. It was all Rome could do to keep them paying taxes.

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Doesn't this behavior really set off an alarm? Forgiving an adulteress? And cheating her husband no doubt. No wonder the ones who followed him were a bunch of degenrates and lunatics. And since the sources about him is really vague apart from the storytellers and the leader of the current Christians who people believe is touch by god (another alarm but as usual I one blinks an eye to this) so every lore about him is either skewed heavily or edited like the Bible and the rules. Why isn't there an original bible that can be followed for a long period of time till the next appointed leader comes along? Why would you edit something that's sacred? It's like going to a church and spray painting the walls so it will appear prettier in your eyes.

Congrats, you're literally a kike.

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It would have been Muslim instead.
Abrahamic religions were a mistake but Christianity is unambiguously the least shit of the lot.

Can't really answer that, being not God, Jesus, or a priest, or a scholar on the bible and its original variants for that matter.
I can give you my reasons why I think throwing rocks at an adulteress is dumb, if it helps.
I can also give my reasons why I think forgiving is generally a good thing, though I will mention forgiveness does not mean treating the fellow as though nothing's happened.

As far as lunatics and degenerates go, most the guys what ended up converting were Romans. Perhaps they were 'degenerate', but ultimately, you were picking either ISIS stone people in the street and murder Romans because fuck taxes, or Romans who brought up amazing technology, civilization, and law, at the cost of some minor degenerate actions here and there. I think it's clear who's the better choice, as far as who you're converting primarily.

Also because Jesus ran around telling everybody that Jews were the "of your father, the devil" and belonged to "the synagogue of satan".

And remember, when you ask What Would Jesus Do? Fashioning a whip and chasing Jews around with the intent of whipping them is an option.

I take Semite religion with a grain of salt. It's basically just a bunch of fan fictions by multiple editors since it's really hard to keep track of originals without changing it on a whim. They might have interesting stories and lessons but that's it. I'm not going to worship a man who built a boat for every animal in the world or a virgin born from a virgin only to die a virgin (see how ludicrous it sounds just naming those two?) but I'll will learn from their mistakes to improve my QoL.

Well, lets say that none of the abrahamic religions cucked scandinavia and they instead worshipped their old gods
how would they fair in a world where blood sacrifice and dying a warriors death is frowned upon?

This is true. Something a lot of people don't seem to get is, while he's forgiving, that doesn't make him accepting. You do some shit in his place, he'll chase you out. He may well offer you bread after, though.
Same with that "turn the other cheek" stuff. That wasn't really about pacifism. It was more not letting little shit get to you.

So the same as every other spiritual leaders in the past. This does not make him a god then.

Most are pro choice, pro immigration, fedora tipper tier "turn the other cheek" queers.

Found the image I wanted to post. Honestly all it really comes down to is that the general clergy of Christianity is simply just not Christian in their values. This is also definitely why Christianity is in decline. When you cuck yourself, your values, etc. People stop listening to what you have to say.

And I say this as a non-Christian. Though I definitely still respect it.

The forgiveness is very different from the prior ones of the Jewish texts, mate.

First one is a definite no. Second one depends a lot on where they're at, but mostly no. Last one depends on the individual's personal take on that rule, and whether or not they actually follow it, so usually no.

You have to read the bible to understand, dumbo. The Jews wished to accuse Jesus when they brought that woman to him. The reality wasn't that they were judging the woman, but that they were judging Jesus.

In terms of competitive multiplayer it was way better than Age of Kings in my opinion. Way more variety in terms of viable strats/builds.

Not quite on that second quote user, that one comes from revelations which wasn't quoted from Jesus.

He did compare them to white-washed tombs as well, being nice and showy outwardly, but rotten and decrepit on the inside. He also cursed them as the fig tree that blooms but bears no fruit, again comparing Judaism to a tree that shows off its bounty, but doesn't actually bear anything meaningful.

You could explain it here and enlighten us how theyre judging him instead of the adulteress when they brought her in for stoning. Of course you can also show the different iterations by multiple popes/saints/bibles across different eras.

Point being Jesus wasn't "nice".

This is pretty much what I was getting at, yeah. I feel like far too many folk don't get it.
The bastardization of the "Turn the other cheek" bit, especially, gets me.

Ultima 4, even tho it's not about any real world religions

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Thanks for the game suggetions and vidya discussions, Holla Forums.

Okay fine. Bomberman.
You're welcome.

Any time, user!

Shouldn't have made a single sentence shitposting thread if you wanted videogames discussion and suggestions.

What about DOOM?

Stronghold Crusader, remove kebab

Binding of Isaac has a lot of religious undertones
I guess Dante's Inferno too, but I haven't played it so I don't know if it's good or not
In Bayo you fight against angels, so there's also that

it's like Quake but christian

There was a cult simulator, try that one. I remember seeing Ross' video about it, I don't exactly remember how it was but it wasn't too bad

Darksiders 1/2 are bretty good

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Blood
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You're thinking of non-denominationals and Episcopalians.

that one Moses Cdi game was kino tbh

Problem is not with Christianity.
Everyone seems to believe Christianity is Jesus and they won't do shit about him because they are afraid they will offend someone.
Meanwhile japs don't give a fuck. Even regular writers don't give a fuck. We just have some shitty industry that waters everything down.

Fuck it they're all kino

Hey Varg

I love our vol team. It's great seeing every other thread get shit on by Holla Forums, Holla Forums, and other off topic boards.

(you)

heh

Go spam a overcuck general, you Portuguese island monkey.

Stop making these threads every other day.

It's cool that you have imaginary friends, but don't cry because rational people want to live in reality.

This tbh

Vikings where the real og dindu chimpout committing people of Europe

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GAMES not LECTURES

Pic related

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>yfw getting caught was part of His plan

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I'm amazed no one mentioned this game.

Dude, he died and 3 days later he walked again. How is that easy to slay?

To show are fucked up kikes really are, yes.
Also Jesus was a Judean, not a jew.

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Also this game is great because although it puts you into the position of God, it makes you feel much different from something like Sim Earth or Black&White. It is not a power fantasy trip, but rather a heroic power fantasy trip. You actually feel responsible for the civilization you create and want to do everything so that you can kick devil's ass and restore good and order to the world.

The atmosphere, the soundtrack and the gameplay play off that feeling, you feel like a fucking hero who comes to restore hope to a hopeless world. You rebuild everything slowly and put things straight.

I would love for there to be more games like that, that just allow you to feel good about being the good guy.

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This takes me back to the religion wars of Holla Forums

Now there is new Religions
Like Kek and Bane

Bane was and never will be a religion.

Explain 4U9525

With no witnesses. My dog gave birth to an octopus and it became a god. See what I did there?

The power of kek.

Fair enough I suppose that explains that, though Bane is very important to Kek as bringing down 4U9525 was one of his first acts after being resurrected by Holla Forums's use of the word cuck

Nice try hothead.

Reminder that the new testament was written only 30 years after those events. Shit about Caesar around 400 later.
Chances are that the bible is more accurate than the shit you've read about other figures from history.

Wrong, retard.

The resurrected Christ appeared first to Mary Magdalene near the tomb, and later to more women disciples. Paul omits mentioning these appearances in 1 Corinthians 15, perhaps because he wanted to refer to the testimony of men appointed by Christ as official witnesses (Acts 1:8, 21-22; Luke 24:48).

The disciples did not believe Mary when she told them Jesus appeared to her. In the meantime, Jesus appeared to a group of the women followers. He told them to tell His brethren to go to Galilee.

Jesus appeared to two disciples on the road to Emmaus. One is named as Cleophas. By expounding the prophecies about the Messiah from the Holy Scriptures and sharing a meal with them, Jesus helped them to understand that He was the resurrected Christ. They rushed back to the other disciples.

Jesus appeared, and they touched Him. As the two disciples told of their experience, Jesus appeared among them all and ate food to show He can appear in physical form. He showed them the wounds in His hands, feet and pierced side, which they touched. He rebuked them for not believing those He had appeared to already.

After eight days, Jesus appeared again—this time with Thomas present. John recounts that Jesus did many things in the presence of His disciples that convinced them He is the resurrected Christ.

The disciples traveled to Galilee, where Jesus met them on a mountain. While in Galilee, He appeared to them by the shores of the Sea of Galilee. Jesus had already appeared to Peter three times.

Christ catches fishermen’s attention. While waiting for Jesus to show Himself, Peter and six others decided to go to work, but didn’t catch anything. Then Jesus miraculously filled their net with 153 large fish.

More than 500 brethren saw Christ in Galilee, most of whom were still alive when Paul wrote 1 Corinthians 15:6 some 30 years later.

Additional disciples saw Christ: As mentioned by Paul, these may be those who, in addition to the 12, made up the 120 disciples in the upper room on the Day of Pentecost, A.D. 31. As we have seen, there were over 500 other brethren who had already witnessed the resurrected Jesus in Galilee.

Vicious enemy becomes defender: Paul gave his own name as the final eyewitness. As a zealous Pharisee, he had violently persecuted Christians (Galatians 1:13-14; Acts 8:3). He witnessed Stephen’s martyrdom. On the way to Damascus to capture and throw believers into prison, he was struck blind when Christ appeared to him. Christ called him to a new life as a promoter of the faith he had tried to destroy. Paul implies he was taught by the resurrected Christ in Arabia (Galatians 1:11-17).

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Well there are plenty of games with religion in them. If you want to slay pagans as a warrior of Christ, viking conquest is good.

Uh, you don't get to bring apostles.

What's is the best religious porn?

Muhammad Sex Simulator.

>>>/furry/

Do I play as Muhammad going from village to village sexing woman and underage girls like Muhammad actually did or do I just have sex with Muhammad?

You fuck goats IIRC

you niggers are gonna be sorry when the swarm of frogs comes

The You Testament 2

don't mind me

That guy catching all those frogs will eat good tonight.

Let them come.

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Every time.

As retarded as ever.

I'm not sure if you're (100) or the west autist

*webm autist

Is the joke that bread is intelligently designed?

scientists already proved god isn't real you retards, pic related

That pic is not an argument, as the same can be said of most religions.
It's just as dumb.
And just because someone is an atheist, doesn't mean that they believe that the big bang happened, or that they believe anything in science or scientific theory is true. Atheism is simply the lack of belief in any god, but that doesn't mean that they don't believe in an afterlife or reincarnation.

i shit on people for believing in a god who happens to be written by the bible
i like watching movies about moses, doesn't mean i'm jewish

You like believing in semitic frog gods as well, doesn't make you a semite though, right?

I thought kek was Egyptian though

Kek has no nationality. He is throughout the entire universe. He surrounds us and penetrates us. Kek is one with us, and we must embrace him.

Alright.

And Egyptians aren't middle eastern? Or are you going to start arguing for we wuz - white edition?

I thought Semitic referred more to just Judaism Islam and Christianity, primarily monotheistic religions.

Read a book, nigger.

No

You're thinking of abrahamic religions, dumbass.

It's been far too long since I've played this game. It was quite revolutionary for its time, but ultimately it felt like wasted potential. Especially the sequel. I'm almost sad that we won't get to see the conclusion to the series. Fuck Peter Polyneux.

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There is no such thing as "Abrahamic".

It's a term coined by Muslims in an attempt to garner sympathy from Christians.

Have nothing to do with real Biblical Christianity / Judeo-Christianity, aka the truth based on our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

The correct term you're looking for is monotheism.
"abrahamic" is only used by retarded fedoras or mudslimes.

As for the word "semite", it means descendants of Shem, one of the 3 sons of Noah.

A. Four Sons of Ham:
1. Mizraim (Egypt)
2. Cush (Sudan, Ethiopia)
3. Put (Lybia)
4. Canaan (Hivites, Jebusites, Arvadites, Girgashites, Amorites, Arkites, Sinites, Hittites,
Sidonians, Perizzites, Zemarites)

B. Five Sons of Shem:
1. Elam (Arabia)
2. Asshur (Assyria)
3. Lud (Lydians)
4. Aram (Aramaic, Armenia, Mesopotamia, Syria)
5. Arphaxad (From which Abraham descended)

C. Japheth's Descendants (14 Nations came out of Japheth):
The immediate descendants of Japheth were seven in number, and are represented by the nations designated Gomer, Magog, Madai, Javan, Tubal, Mesech, and Tiras; or, roughly, the Armenians, Lydians, Medes, Greeks, Tibarenians, and Moschians, the last, Tiras, remaining still obscure. The sons of Gomer (Ashkenaz, Riphath and Togarmah) were all settled in the West Asian tract; while the sons of Javan (Elisah, Tarshish, Kittim and Dodanim or Rodanim) occupied the Mediterranean coast and the adjacent islands.

Seven Sons of Japheth
1. Javan (Greece, Romans, Romance – French, Italians, Spanish, Portuguese)
2. Magog (Scythians, Slavs, Russians, Bulgarians, Bohemians, Poles, Slovaks, Croatians)
3. Madai (Indians & Iranic: Medes, Persians, Afghans, Kurds)
4. Tubal (South of Black Sea)
5. Tiras (Thracians, Teutons, Germans, Scandinavian, Anglo-Saxon, Jutes)
6. Meshech (Russia)
7. Gomer (Celtic)

Because getting caught was part of His plan.

nice pseudoscience faggot

What's the next step?

Crashing your sins

*tips fedora*

Reminder that all the posters like this are paid shills from Holla Forums on freech and should be global reported.

Not an argument. Thanks for proving him right.

Someone seems mad

Drown yourself in semen, liberal.

i don't need to "prove" anything, i have reason on my side, god isnt real.

Reminder that you've just admitted to it.

When did not being a christcuck make someone a leftist? You should calm your autism user.

Thanks for proving him right
Never mind that scientists have proven Gödel's ontological theorem and that the laws of physics say that God in some form MUST exist, you fucking dipshit.

It's too easy.

dawkins disproved godel, so get fucked kiddo ;)

It has already been proven that a belief in God is more rational and logical than atheism.

see

Atheists are the irrational ones, denying the obvious.

does this count?

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Too fucking easy.

I thought Intl stopped being the generic bogeyman for almost a year now.
You are getting so worked up in this thread. God wouldn't want you defending him by acting like a faggot online.

Piece of cake.