I'm going to break into anons house and pirate all of his stuff

I'm going to break into anons house and pirate all of his stuff.

*BOOM*
*BOOM*
*CRASH*
That's all it takes for a burglar to break into your house with the intent to rob and kill you.
Why don't you own a gun?

FREEZE

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I think I first saw this template on half/v/ about a decade ago.

Well if he pirates them all my games will still be there, so ok?

But think of all the copyright infringements you committed that he just infringed!

But he made copies of your couch and dog without your permission. Doesn't that upset you?

Jokes on you I don't have anything worth pirating.

wtf i hate stealing now

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I miss those threads.

Couch-dog intimidated by competition detected.

Officer please dont let him take my porn family pictures!

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Joke's on you, pal. I never seed.

=YOU MOTHER FUCKER==
neither do I. My internet is to shit.

My internet is fine, I just never do it

At this point your just being a bully.

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Reported.

I already pirated your OS, so you can't do shit, kiddo.

I pirated your mom.

Nice try, I don't have a house.

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Good luck.

God damn it user.

I'll get your IP and send a cybernuke your way, you're fucking done kiddo.

Good luck getting through my BlackIC fraghead.

How do you know none of is a virus? You wouldn't want to make your house sick, would you?

Jokes on you, I just backtracked that crowbar and the cyber police are on their way now.
The consequences will never be the same for you, my friend.

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Nice one.

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Here we go.

KEK

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Piracy is video games.