So, what are you waiting to buy this gem Holla Forums?

Yeah but it's Chris. If he didn't assign ludicrous value to everything associated with him, he wouldn't have the crippling narcissism that has prevented him from humbling himself and becoming a worthwhile human being. We don't live in that world.

>christine vintage shirt

He'll probably get it, too.
Chris has been apart of internet culture for a long time, owning that is owning a part of fucking history.
Also, I will never forgive those lads who destroyed his amulet. That was an artifact.

Are you fucking kidding me?

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Why would you not want to own Christine Chandler's iconic stripe shirt?

jesus, 12g, chris, you're a lolcow, not a fucking rockstar.

Don't be so gullible. They'll bail when it comes time to pay up, triggering CWC into an autistic rage.

They aren't going to actually pay that shit.
RIGHT?!?

Liquid Chris already did that.

Honestly surprised people aren't making burner accounts to bid millions

you're not wrong, but 1 bid at 12 thousand buckaronis reeks

Wait, someone FUCKING DESTROYED CHRIS'S PHYLACTERY?

We need to start a bidding war.

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I don't want to

Like the time those Beyblade kids mom had hers jump up to a million dollars?

Fucking do this Holla Forums

he should put his pedo glasses up for sale, or the fucked up sonic totem

here, one of my favorite chrischan vids

Exactly!
Those poor kids. They could have been Beyblade champions if not for their cunt mother.

They destroyed the fucking bathtub, what children do that?

Beyblading is serious business. A bathtub is a small price to pay.

I'm waiting for the fucking dealership to open.

Chris Pussy Deflector is a powerfull amulet.
In Ages long past, the evil Necromancer Zharak split it asunder with a mighty spell. The pieces, seven in total, flew all over the planet.

Now, an intrepid band of heroes sets out on a quest: to recover the 7 pieces of the legendary amulet, have it reforged in the fires of Mount Virgin and unlock it's power to save the world.

FUCKING FUND THIS AS A MOVIE HOLY SHIT

ur gay

Chris makes porn of his own characters all the time. No I wont post it because it's disgusting.

MESOTHELIOMA,
YOU CANT GO FAST,
IN A COMA.

Maybe this will be the thing to finally kill him. Massive infection from his "vagina" didn't come through.

Am i the only one who just feels sad for CWC? He really is just a child in a man's body, look at this face and tell me your heart don't melt

I lost all compasion for him when he became "it"

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This is beyond depressing.

Not really. There were plenty of chances for all of the shit that happened to him to have been prevented.

I would pay $1,000 for the shirt for exactly that reason.

CWC is one of the most documented human beings in the history of humanity.

So it wasn't all the other shit he has been doing for years? The shameless ways he wanted to ruin the lives (while never succeeding) in everyone who ever disagreed with him or his selfishness huge ego? You serious user?

where are his eyes?

I lost all compassion for him when he had his neighbor's cat euthanized.

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I don't whether to laugh or cry about this fact. Because it is fucking true.

Will you be his biographer, user?

The fuck it looks like he put it in a blender.

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What stat boosts would it give you if you equipped it as armor?

I wonder if it's comfy.

The bugs killed Bob and will take him too.

+690 MP
+75 RES
+250% damage is done to male characters while equipped
-75 STR
-75 DEX
-Can not be equipped by female characters
-Skill checks will always fail
-Charisma set to 0 when talking to female characters
-Has a very rare chance to change your character's gender upon unequiping

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Unequiping it can make it so that you can't equip it anymore. Which is it's owner is selling it.

Which is why*

looks like a cancerous cuckchan thread, gonna sage.

Whoever buys it needs to dye the arms blue.

Is halfchan down or something?

Fug really?

Looks like the place this place has been getting bigger as of late, maybe some e-celeb namedropped Holla Forums or something.

I bet you don't like Uli either you faggot.

That'd explain the resurgence of the Overwatch threads and the League of Legends autists. CwC threads aren't inherently cuckchan though. I'de bet more people here have a better idea of his history than anybody on halfchan.

sonichu.com/cwcki/List_of_Chris's_video_games

I knew he had lots of games, but geeze.

youtube.com/watch?v=XnOyhlA84dQ
A fucking livestream.

It's hard to imagine more patrician replies than these.

You're the cuckchanner who doesn't realize we have an entire board dedicated to him and people like him.

He uploaded a video about the totem pole a couple of weeks ago and according to Chris it actually sold.

/cow/ users are more autistic than the autists you are supposedly making fun of. You are no better than normalfags obsessed over celebrity gossip.

CWC is actually an underground money laundering scheme and no one would actually buy this stuff otherwise, right? RIGHT!?

Imagine the amount of autistic energy emanating from it!

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That Homeland show namedropped Holla Forums last month, I think.

Did the thread got bumplocked?

Think so.

Dubs and Trips confirm, this thread had been For Free'd.

It's just the mods being fags and not understanding shit. See you Space Cowboy.

What the fuck? Chris has been always Holla Forums related. What the shit are they doing?

HOW HIGH WILL IT GO?

Cry more bitch nigga

Newfag spotted

lol butthurt

Keep posting

Centuries from now Chris Chan will be seen as the most illuminating look into turn of the millennium life that we have. He is most definitely a historically important figure.

The first medallion was destroyed when a gal-pal convinced him to send it to him only to then destroy it on cam. Chris merely made another, which was then destroyed when Julie's brother Max (actually the same 13 year old boy as Julie) convinced him to shove it up his ass after convincing him that he had kidnapped his sister, and Chris refused to destroy his PS3 in exchange for her freedom.

Chris then revealed that the medallion is not truly the source of his power, but merely a decoy to distract from his Amethyst high school graduation ring, which is the true source of his power. The implications of this are very interesting, because Count Graduon, the personification of his high school graduation, in the form of a sentient scepter who controls Mary Lee Walsh, is the true bad guy in Sonichu.

Chris then simply made a third medallion. He may well have gone through more, as they are actually very delicate, as people who have bought replicas from him have attested. Crayola Fucking Model Magic is not the sturdiest of materials.

Liquid Chris wasn't autistic, he had mad guitar skills and got all the ladies, including stealing Solid Chris's sweetheart right out from under him.

Chris's chief problem isn't even his autism, it's just that his parents raised him wrong. He didn't have to turn out like this. I weep for the child he was, but not for the monster he is now.

IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!

Who's more autistic? The autist, or the autist who documents him?

The answer is of course the latter, and they know, but they don't care, because it's still incredibly interesting. Chris has a much more interesting life than any other celebrity.

So what, do you pout and cry about how much better than everyone else you are? You are the only one who has a problem with this. Why don't you go back to being condescending faggot on twitter.

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You can't even get mad about it.

The totem was a chargeback and he spent the money anyway, so the shirt might be the straw that breaks the camel's back.

Chris' internet fame isn't the profitable kind.

Holy shit