Thinly Veiled Furry Shit: The RPG

What the fuck happened?

Nice buzzword

Well I'll take furry over the exact same fucking anime protagonist design from every other game every time.

Also having anything remotely furry basically eliminates the possibility of a 100% transplant of Tolkien races.

This. Furry > nipshit

So, how good/bad is it?

The main character looks ridiculously out of place compared to the rest of the characters.

The only thing that has even stopped me from getting this is the fact that it is indie and clearly made by furries. But the more I think about it wouldn't autistic furries be better at making a modern RPG than some jewmoger at SQUENIX? hmm…

Is motherfucking Croc furry as well? How about Bubsy, or Ratchet?
I don't give a fuck if all the characters I listed have porn, everything has porn, Holla Forums specifically wrote one of its Rules of the Internet to be "If it exists, there is porn of it; no exceptions".

So when you guys are done going "HMM MAYBE FURRIES ARENT THAT BAD", do tell us what the game is actually like.

Let me know when it goes on sale.

fuck off furshits

It's the obnoxious anime eyes. He looks like he's from Sailor Moon while the rest are from DBZ.

jeuxvideo.com hates it and that website is known for inflating scores to all fuck.

That's a surefire way to let slip that one of them is the artist/creator's original furshit do not steal.

>>>/oven/

It looks shit furry or not.

Well, I see all the reviews talking about how it is sterile and uninspired and filled with tropes, then I saw it was a JRPG and wasn't surprised in the slightest. Do you even have to ask if a JRPG is going to be a slog through horseshit, OP? Do you even play games?

why does one of them look like SS3 Goku?

Because that's endearing. :^)

how can it be endearing if he doesn't have any hooves or antlers?

you're still going back over that wall carlos

But it's not veiled at all. If the faces have fur, it's furshit. Christ, they've even got snouts. It's way beyond the realm of ears and tail accessories.

GET THE FUCK OUT

Looks like shit to me, son.

Holy shit, calm your autism faggot.

elaborate. i dont know anything about the game

It's a jrpg with all the shit tropes and bullshit that entails.

WHAT HERESY IS THIS

but like, with cute animal puns and jokes right? im guessing the beaver MC's hometown was destroyed when the villain breaks a dam?

God dammit. Reminds me of my old kinks with my ex. Wish I didn't get a boner reading that.

We don't need your kind here.

Well, first of all, you skip 20 years into the hero's life, because his life before now didn't matter and is completely irrelevant to the next 50 hours of grinding. He gets pushed around a lot and meets a big strong guy who responds in alternates of "…" and "Hmph." So then they travel the world together because now you have a party member and that's the only thing a JRPG needs to move the "story" forward. Then you save a girl who then decides right there on the spot to completely abandon her hometown, family, and friends, and travel the world with her saviors fighting beasts. She tries to cook, but guess what, she can't! LMAO! Like, women are supposed to cook but she's terrible at it, holy shit this is the pinnacle of Japanese humor. Then you meet the bad guy no less than five times and stare angrily at him while he explains what he is going to do and then disappears until the next time you need exposition. Then you have to collect three of something, in order to collect five of something else. Finally you fight the bad guy, but guess what, he was just being controlled by a demon-like enemy that you've never seen before now with absolutely zero backstory. Then by killing him, all of the world's problems are instantly solved and everyone is very happy.

I haven't even played the game but I guarantee it will go exactly like this, by the fucking numbers.

ha ha, yeah…

shit like this makes Persona unbearable for me.

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I could care less about furshit, just as long as the game's fun.

Doesn't look like it actually is. I'd like someone to prove me wrong, but I doubt that'll happen.

fuck off and no
Doubt you're even an oldfag.
Tired of your kind.
Want to clean up the board?
Go apply to be a mod.

No.

Why not both?

Shiness? More like Shiteness amirite?

Every character looks out of place somehow, like they're from different art styles smushed together. There's one guy that just looks exactly like SSJ3 Goku while the main character looks like fucking Ty the Tasmanian Tiger. He even has Sonic-style socks and shoes, for fucks sake.
Each one is probably someone's OC that the devs had to make 100% accurate, even though it's looks retarded when they're all together. At least generic anime JRPGs are consistent.

I feel like we are having a weekly "point at furry devs a laugh" thread as of late. We had that Duncan thread not even a week ago

That I mind, its just I am wondering how much he can get out of this topic that we did not in the previous thread.

For an indieshit game, it actually doesn't look all that bad. Disregarding how disjointed and out of place the various artstyles are, it's pretty apparent the devs gave a shit and put some real effort in. Hell, even the combat aspect of it seems faintly interesting and innovating.

It's a shame that it's furshit. Even being as objective as I can, I can still tell based solely on that alone that the game will be lesser in all other aspects in favor of perfecting the furshit waifu and husbando angle. Permissible when it's cute loli, but unforgivable in all other context.

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consistency is so overrated

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