Are the Polish going to save gaming?

Are the Polish going to save gaming?

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how can they save anything when they've made no good games?

They can't even save themselves.

Last time I checked plumbers don't make her many games.

CDP might've been one of the last rays of hope, yet with the shitter 3 they showed how they really are.

They literally already have.

Now we just need to learn how to make games like japs.


You don't get it.
Being a plumber was nice when it was profitable, now there is a lot of Romanians and Ukrainians doing it.
But there is other way to not move out of country and get paid same amount as for work in UK/Germany/America. Software. You can live in Poland and require quarter of what you need to survive in London but get paid same as guy living in London.

the PAL standard has caused brain damage for several generations, it's gonna take some time to recover.

From what? Most of the problems with video games were present during the golden age of video games.

Fug :—DD

Is there any notable studio other than CDR in Poland?

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cyberpunk 2077 never ever

I don't recall them doing anything to help the videogame industry, op. I don't recall them doing anything to help anyone. They were the ones that fostered the jews for centuries so when the russian empire absorbed them they got pissed off and started all this anti-white shit like communism.

The guys who made that kebab removal simulator

>"fuck you no polish clay for anyone but poles or NATO"

in the last four or five years my respect for poland has risen exponentially

Only a few. Witcher aside, Painkiller is probably the only Polish game known to foreigners, and only if they are old school FPS fans. Some might also know Sniper: Ghost Warrrior. There are many studios doing localizations for central and eastern European markets, and some that handle PC ports and other outsourced work for western titles. Most notable studios that actually make games are:
They are made of people responsible for Painkiller, PC port of GoW 1, and few members from the Witcher 1 team. They made Bulletstorm, Hard Reset, and two latest Shadow Warrior games.

Made Call of Juarez, Dead Island and Dying Light.

Responsible for Sniper: Ghost Warrior and Lords of the Fallen.

Other Painkiller veterans, who make indie stuff like This War of Mine.

Yet another group made of Painkiller crew members. Their only game so far is Vanishing of Ethan Carter.

They developed both Two Worlds games.

Maybe, but they are in some of the best games. Besides, Britbongs and Americans should fix their horrid plumbing. Every major American city reeks of sewage half of the time, U.S. still uses lead pipes, and toilet plungers are an essential home tool. And Brits can't even figure out how to run hot and cold water from one tap.

That's a bit harsh. I would just say their games need a bit of polish.

Are Czechs and Poles the only people who know how to make good games in Europe, and why out of all the countries in Europe did they have the talent for this shit.

I'm going to cut your fucking head off tonight.

Post good polish games itt that went unnoticed

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Germans used to make games too, but I don't hear about them much nowadays. Russkies make a lot of games, but keep 90% of them for themselves. I think it's all because vidya became a corporate thing, where small devs don't really have much of a chance unless they join the faggot clique and produce pixelshit and walking sims.

Don't forget about Ukrainians and Croats. French still can make good games if they only try.

Probably has something to do with violent games being either censored or banned, similar to how it's done in Australia. Humans being turned into robots, changing blood color to green, and removing gore/death animations are just some ways to try to potentially avoid bans in Germany. And since Germans are rulecucks of the highest order, they don't pirate. And if they do, their government actually wastes resources on playing whack-a-mole with pirates and people supposedly get punished. All they have left are simulators.

Gothic 1 and 2 were probably the best games to come out of Germany, but most of series development was riddled with corporate drama, incompetence, and mismanagement. This video series tells the behind the scenes story of the series. It's in Polish, but there are English subtitles.

What the hell happened with Scandinavians, by the way? They held a lot of promise, but studios either went extinct or turned into greedy cunts that rehash old stuff and try to squeeze every possible cent from their customers.


Most people here wouldn't know them. That's also why I didn't mention Gorky or Amiga era adventure games.

hey

Ukraine only has one good studio and I forgot about all those restrictions in Germany fucking hell.

What could it possibly be?

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Pollacks and Magyars have been broing it up for centuries now.

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What games have they even made outside of The Witcher (which is mediocre at best)?

The only people making good games are AA nips and the occasional indie.

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Nips literally on suicide watch.

suit yourself


What are you trying to argue? That Steamcux have shit taste? That Automata sucked? That review scores matter?

No need to get upset about asian jews dying out, user.

No but they are going to sabotage brexit

Remember to be kind and sage off topic posts

>name a better one post 2016you can't

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Yeah, C&C Generals and Soldier of Fortune II was badly censored in germoni, for Soldier of Fortune II they even changed the story. The germoni version of the C&C Generals had a weird bug when it is played with mods such as the washing machine bomb gets legs all of suddenly I am surprised this game doesn't crash because of that.

But this goy posted Gorky video:

Also they made World War III: Black Gold and World War II: Panzer Claws which funnily enough had infantry all out of nowhere. Those 2 RTS games are using the same engine as Earth 2150 used. I like it how those polish developer added a lot of features and other tiny details for the Earth 2150 RTS game such as tunnel layer, weather, snow that actually changed the unit texture, persistent campaign style and so on.

Fuck no.
prepare to watch in slack-jawed amazement when it's revealed that cyberpunk 2077 plays like the witcher 3 with guns.

Are we talking games in general or just that genre?

But it won't. They already said it will have a first and third person perspective. Also, they seem to want to implement Dark Souls style drop-in multiplayer.

If nothing else all the technology positions they're offering seem to indicate they're quite ambitious with the game, and since the nigger that made Cyberpunk isn't crying bloody murder we can at least be sure they haven't offended his sensibilities.

best of goyim right here

Got a source on the dev having the interviewer escorted out? I did some googling and couldn't find shit

But the holocaust happened in polish internment camps.

But i want witched 3 with guns

Witcher is a good series altrough w3 is not ideal it was still best RPG of its year

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Are CDPR Jews or are you just having a stroke rabbi?

POLAND STRONK

Also for those who dont know…
this is a polish member of the european parlament.

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Nah, the real problem is that most German studios were the kind of mid-tier AA and A studios that always die first in a shitty economy. Also most CS grads in here either try to leave the country or get well-paid industry jobs, while the Game Dev courses are well integrated into the Indie circlejerk (most people graduating end up making mobileshit anyway).

Why.

Should have said "Eastern Europe".

An argument can be made that there are studios in Eastern Europe who still hire based on merit instead of genitals or melanin & that's why they're cranking out more-competent titles.

Only studios in those coutnries worth of note are GSC and Croteam, speaking of GSC is Cossacks 3 any good, AoE 2 doesn't satisfy me.

Its decent

thats because there are barely any brown people, but dont worry already NGOs and PapaSoros have a few hundred projects about that and some GirlsinIT projects are already implemented

Western Slavs
Witcher, Eurotruck
ARMA, Kingdom Come
Serious Sam, The Talos Principle

Southern Slavs
Tropico
????

Eastern Slavs
STALKER, Metro
Pathologic, Tetris

You forgot Knock Knock, Void for Russians and Original War for Ukrainians IIIRC.

Let's rephrase OP:
Are the Slavs going to save gaming?

When? Under German occupation or before, baiter? If before, there was Bereza Kartuska for political prisoners, but that's it.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bereza_Kartuska_prison

Holla Forumsish tbh

you forgot 7.62 hard life

Build by Germans, run by poles

Well, if they are, they sure haven't started yet.

The Germans at Crytek were incredibly promising until the Turkroaches in charge embezzled all the money and sold all assets.

Then why nobody heard of Polish guards after the war? Did Stalin care so much about the reputation of Poles under his rule?

Do you think that they would be proud of what they did during ww2? Of course they didnt go around and tell stories how they run the polish death camps

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Oy vey! That's my secret!

Escape from Tarkov :^)

Depends entirely on next election, but most likely everything will get fucked with inflation, and epic socialism memes.
CDPR will move out or shut down
Actual national debt is now above 4 trillion $ with no means of paying it back.

Women are fucking retarded

It would be a good propaganda tool for Soviet communists. As another rationalization why Poles in general don't deserve to rule themselves alone.

It's a Czech game.


They will just keep their doors spinning and hire students or Taiwanese and Koreans who are desperate enough. CDPR might also start outsourcing some work to Ukraine, Romania, and Moldova. Then, there also is arts funding from government and EU to fall back on.


It's not gonna be as effective as in the West. At least not right away. Who knows how culturally westernized country will become as new generations come up, and they might even forget to always be suspicious of authorities. More westerners escaping to Poland from countries they fucked up doesn't help either. Half of managerial positions are filled by women already, so they have no "no female CEOs" card to play, same with university faculty, doctors, and researchers. Programmers and engineers (about 40% of who are women) are the only angle they have. Gender gap is one of the lowest in the world too, and is completely gone after adjusting for things like parental leave, career choices, overtime, etc.

You forgot that reality is irrelevant to them, and next election will have PO-.Nowotworowa-Razem coalition while Poland spirals into socjus and inflation of levels never seen before.

No, this country fucking sucks, the economy is increasingly more hostile to small businesses with retarded taxation laws, making starting a game studio impossible if you don't have a shitton of money saved up. Survival might be dirt cheap, but buying anything imported like PC parts is crazy expensive, especially considering the amount an average pole makes.
The only way I can see polish people making good games is either purely in their free time, or by moving out to a country that doesn't kill its own economy by choking businesses that could bring money from abroad. There's also the slowly dying mentality of "Do the safest possible thing to survive, don't take any risks." that we got from years of communism.

Yes but mostly for retarded reasons like sticking to tradition and religion like glue. It keeps the muslims out but it also keeps the fun stuff out, too, like freedom of speech.
I don't have anything against people being religious, but if it means you're worshiping some useless PR boy who protected pedos in the church because having a pope from Poland is some achievement, then I can't defend that.

Food's great, though.

TLDR: We're just dirty slavs who happened to make a few alright games, a lot of people here are retarded and all the young talent is just running away to wealthier countries.

German-Russian invasion game where you charge tanks as winged hussars when?

Saving gaming? With tedious and boring games with shit mechanics? Certainly not: They're becoming part of the problem.

Being liberal and progressive fedoralord surely worked great for germany or sweden.
Underage.

If you werent' a retard you'd know The Bible had all the solutions to Poland's problems (^:

I hate PiS, though.

I'm not asking for Poland to not be conservative, I'm asking for Poland to not be retarded.

Ask germans and Russians to resurrect everyone murdered in Katyń and Inteliugenzanktion.

Alternatively get a secret lab to clone all 5 people that could be considered intellectual elites. (^:
Literally only chance for Poland is for a president to sign it off as an Exclave of Israel, every Pole with non-jewish ancestry gets discriminated against/removed
We take back the eastern borderlands while milking germany dry from Holocaust industry.
You'll keep street names (^:

Not quite sure what your point is, a lot of my grievances with Poland seem to be the same as yours, at least in this post.

My point is that Poland's time, or rather time for poles has ran out and all chances it had are gone now, with only hope for young poles being emigration while polish Jews like myself can wait for Polin in the USA
You won't revolt against satisfied army and police while having pocket knives, baseball bat and a rare XVIII century revolver replica

Retarded opposition yelling about "muh democracy" makes pointing to the 5 million invalid votes in 2014 election make you look like one of them
Wolność will be dismantled again either like UPR, with SB agents, or like it was in 2014 with an egomaniac burned out pop-singer
At worst PKW will just invalidate 6 million votes, and lumpenproletariat will post ebig maymays le 4.76% face

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Two nukes might help. Image polish anime

Poland can't into anime.
Every celebration of patriotism is grief and lighting candles to the fallen, while youth think the best you can do for your country is to fucking jump under a bus and die.
Imagine having a TV series with "Stawka większa niż życie" quality production about 1920 spies.
Imagine CDPR-tier games about Husaria or Swedish Deluge.
nah fuck that, have another Smoleńsk shitshow made by old cynics both sides are making a farce out of a national tragedy in two different ways.

>>>/korwin/

Unless your small business is selling dope he's right.
Police needs a warrant from the DA to search my house with dogs for drugs.
No need when looking for small business mishcief (^:

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300 unadjusted for inflation.

The point is if you want to open a small business 0% 20% or even fucking 50% of tax rate wont stop you
If you now magically lower the tax rate and zus to 0% you wont get sudden surge of small businesses

Smart people will always find a way for earning money, while retards will only bitch that the government is choking them with regulations and that why they are loosing at life

what a splendid insight into economy, my man.
As I said, might as well deal dope at that point.
Untaxed, self-employment, flexible hours, police needs a warrant first.

I dindnt say that, im just saying that if you know what you are doing taxes wont stop you from running a small legal businesses

Polish gaming at its prime

Goy, we need to sustain our FREE* healthcare with that money. W-what? The doctors and nurses are getting paid like crap so they emigrate? Those ungrateful unpatriotic pigs!
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I have nothing against income tax, actually, mainly ZUS, because the money goes to practically nothing and could be spent on better private insurance, or saved up for your own retirement.
I'm not bitching because I can't make my business work at all, I'm bitching because it's unnecessarily complicated and doesn't help my country, which I don't want to fail, even with all my criticism towards it. The most profitable option should not be to move out to a different country before the 2 years of reduced ZUS pass, the money made abroad could go towards Polish economy, but it doesn't.

we have to keep those ingrate greedy doctors in country, preferably with a convict bracelet until they pay back the country for their education (^:

Immoral cuck.
Poll tax, unemployment tax and drugs/booze tax would be enough to sustain army, police internal affairs, diplomacy and roads.

I was talking more about the fact that it's percent based instead of a fixed amount. Small businesses can barely survive ZUS whereas big ones can just shrug it off, with percent based tax at least it affects small businesses less, in cases where they just want to make enough to survive from what they enjoy.

fucking kill yourself

Yeah let the fucking babuskash starve on the streets, who cares about their pensions anyway

Yes. let them starve, if they didn't save anything and failed to raise their kids to take care of them.
Alternatively make a pension tax that will stop being paid once the last pensioner dies.

You know I somehow doubt all or even a medium part of that 2000< a month goes to pension, besides, the money should go to your pension in the future, not someone else's.

Think about all the ZUS workers, their work would be redundant

Original War is Czech.

You don't have a clue what you're asking for. You're an idiot who hasn't lived through the consequences of the changes you're advocating, and so still think the grass is greener on the other side. It isn't. You are also a living meme and completely interchangeable in both speech and behavior with any other disaffected Polish youth who spouts the same nonsense; the same moaning and bitching about your country and its culture and how "stupid" it all is. You have no idea what you have, and you shouldn't be allowed to piss it away.

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because it's much easier to get back from the dead rather than from your knees, isn't it?
be a good goy, pay taxes and we'll gib you gibs, worship Smoleńsk,
Truly the best of goyim.
Germans and Soviets did a great service by removing almost all the intellectual elites

Riddle me this, If there's an enemy force invading, and you die "for" your Country, can you tangibly do anything else for it?

You two forget about every government raising their own wages and other privileges, stuffing important offices and positions with their incompetent cronies, and keeping horrid and useless bureaucracy afloat. If that "golden freedom" tier shit won't stop, country will go down the shitter again, and it will be worse than deluge.
None of current politicians actually care about the country or people. All you have are commie leftovers, Smolesk obsessed nuts, German puppets, Russian puppets, and Soros sponsored progressives.

Bringing it back to the game industry, is right. Starting a company in Poland is prohibitively difficult, both due to cost and paperwork involved. Meanwhile, foreign companies are given almost free reign, and country is a borderline a tax haven for them. That's why there are barely any devs, and most talent that could set something up, prefers to go somewhere else. There is a reason why most game companies that are still alive started out in 90s, when setting up a company was piss easy.

Turks did that, sort of, in Mount and Blade.

The Soviets were more preoccupied with those who opposed communist rule in Poland (mainly those who supported the underground movements during the war as well as the government in exile). The Soviets allowed (mainly Jewish) communist prosecutors to have free reign in convicting Polish soldiers and leaders of Polish military leaders.

poland has obamacare?

It's worse, you can't opt out of paying, private doctors that sign contracts with the government are bankrupting and you wait absurd amounts of time for procedures
Friend needed a hip surgery.

that game is hardly CDPR-tier.
its so full of bugs that it didnt even allowed me to finish it because some NPC went missing

but the cover art is cool though

Too much work already? I'm not buying that. Remember what SMERSH was about. Polish collaborators with Germans wouldn't get more slack.