You blew it, Holla Forums

The Wii U released in November, 2012. It was the first video game console that I witnessed it's beginning all the way to the end as an adult out of high school. I was hanging around Holla Forums both on 4chan and Holla Forums throughout it's lifetime.

From the get-go, it was criticized for many different reasons. The controller was gimmicky, it was too bulky, the console was underpowered, the online service was terrible, there were no games worth purchasing, etc. and so forth.

However, by fall 2013, as the PS4 and the Xbox One were being launched, many facts started to bubble up to the surface.

1. The Wii U was the cheapest option between the PS4 and Xbox One, and the purchase with the most value since every Wii U console SKU by that point was being released with a game or two.

2. The Wii U was the only video game console that featured backwards compatibility when Sony and Microsoft ripped that feature from their consoles, with Microsoft later offering it through patches.

3. The Wii U was the only console that allowed you to use accessories and controllers from the previous console. The PS4 and Xbox One was incompatible with almost anything from their predecessor consoles, most notably the controllers.

5. The quality of games that the Wii U had alone in 2013 (Pikmin 3, The Wonderful 101, Super Mario 3D World, The Wind Waker HD) was worlds beyond the first party offerings of each console (Knack, Killzone: Shadow Fall Ryse: Son of Rome, Dead Rising 3, Forza Motorsports 5)

6. It was the only console out of the three that offered free online multiplayer without the need of a paid subscription service after Sony required PS4 users to subscribe to PlayStation Plus.

7. The tablet controller, for all its faults, was actually comfortable to hold and offered a more unique and original experience playing games while other consoles were playing the latest Madden or NBA 2k or Battlefield title.

Yet, despite all these great things, the Wii U was largely considered a failure, and many on Holla Forums didn't bother to have any interest in it until an emulator was developed so that users could play the games without purchasing the hardware or games ("I'll only play it when it's free!")

Now with the release of Breath of the Wild last month, the Wii U is now dead, and the metaphorical maggots are only now sifting and consuming away at the dead carcass through CEMU. We talk so much about "voting with our wallets" and not buying into "anti-consumer" practices in the hopes of discouraging companies from employing them, yet the Wii U was the most pro-consumer console purchase a person could have made in the last 5 years, and it failed.

We talk so much about how the industry is going to shit with overhyped Triple-A titles, DLC/Season passes, paid online subscriptions, and the Wii U literally did not have any of that (partly because Triple-A publishers stopped publishing games on the Wii U after 2013).

In essence, the Wii U was the perfect girl who offered everything you wanted, but you ignored her because of some trite and trivial reason (tits weren't big enough, lips not full enough, teeth not perfect enough) while continuing to bash the video game industry for essentially not being more like the Wii U.

She was right there, and you blew it, Holla Forums. I saw the whole fucking thing from beginning to end, and you blew it. You could have had it all, and you blew it.

The next time you sit there in front of your computer typing away your frustrations over the next big headline of some Triple-A game coming out in the fall with a season pass that costs almost as much as the game, or offering overpowered multiplayer weapons if you pre-order it from Best Buy, remember that it didn't have to be this way, and you have no one to blame but yourself for this.

You blew it, Holla Forums.

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1. Nah Wii U wasn't perfect, it had lots of issues. For one, due to the fucking Gamepad and the shitty architecture no developers wanted to support it.

2. It wasn't Holla Forums that failed it, up until the last year or so most of Holla Forums would agree that a Wii U was a better purchase than say, a PS4. Now with more games hitting the PS4 and the damn thing dropping in price, as well as the Switch releasing, it's much harder to recommend the Wii U over it.

3. Even if the quality of the games on the Wii U were better than PS4/Xbone at the time, it really wasn't by much. Even now I can only think of a handful of games ABSOLUTELY worth owning a Wii U for… that being Donkey Kong Country: Dick Freeze, Wonderful 101, Pikmin 3, and Bayonetta 2. Zelda is better emulated or on Switch, Mario Kart is better on Switch, Hyrule Warriors is better on N3DS, and shit like Nintendo Land - while great for parties - is by no means a must play.

I bought the damn thing, stop bitching at me. Blame the retarded normalfags, not us.

That's not even out until next week, guy.


Even with added functionality, it's a lot more comfortable to play Hyrule Warriors on the Wii U than the 3DS by a long shot.

What did he say Holla Forums?

gimmick

Time to rev up the gas chambers

Yeah it's not out until next week, but it's safe to say it's better to play it on Switch regardless. As for Hyrule Warriors, yeah comfort might be a concern but you can't deny that the N3DS version has a much better amount of content.

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I bought one and it was by and large trash. Just because no ther console had any games doesn't make the wiiu's lack of games any less apparent. And consoles are trash in general.

FOREVER UNDERAGE

The controller gimmick was fucking god awful.
it was like being in ninth grade again having to take notes looking up and down at the overhead projecter.
whoever thought that was a good idea needs to be fucking shot.
The games were a very sparse offering for a really long fucking time.
Wind Waker HD? That game i spent all summer playing when i was 13 or 14?
Mario 3D world? A game with a difficulty curve akin to the topography of kansas?
wonderful 101 had that overhead projector problem i mentioned.
then the treehouse localization bullshit started coming to light with fire emblem and fatal frame and XCX but by the time those came out i was fucking done with the thing.

ALAKAZOOM!

So, you're okay with the Wii U being the bottom bitch to the PS4.. Wait no. It can't compete with a decent PC. It can't compete with the PS4. It can't compete with xbox one.. Maybe it can compete with the PS3.. No, it can't.. Maybe the xbox 360? ….It does have the 360 beat via paid online… So, it's every console's bottom bitch but thet 360.

I bought one for Christmas 2015 and own roughly a dozen WiiU games. You are 100% totally right, OP. It's no fucking wonder the industry has left the core gamer demographic behind, look at us. Jaded pirate trolls.
I still vote with my wallet.

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Checked.
this is now a porn thread

I got one at launch. It was shit.
The XBone and PS4 both being shit doesn't make the Wii U less shit.
I'm glad I got it, because Splatoon, MK8, Pikmin, Bayonetta, W101, and Dong Freeze were fantastic (Mario 3D World has a shit first half and a fantastic second half, so I don't count it), but it was still a really lackluster run.

It was not a great console. It had potential, but the gamepad gimmick and lack of consistent good releases damned it to mediocrity. That's really it. It needed more good games and either games using the pad better or not at all, and it never got much of that.

The Switch looks decent, but until it gets some good games, it's shit too. Notice the pattern? Without a good flow of good games, a console is not good. The wii U was shit primarily because it got too few good games and far too slowly. Fuck off with your stupid metaphors. Not getting enough good games is not a "trivial reason" to not get a console. The Wii U might be worth buying used now for the library, but it wasn't worth buying for almost its entire run because nothing was coming out. If I did it again, I wouldn't have bought the Wii U until after Splatoon launched. It was a waste of money to get it when I did.

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Nobody cares Nintencuck. Dubs

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shit-tier trolling

i'm not even going to attempt to read that shit, nintendrone.

also am i the only one who had no problem with the controller?
i never got cramps or found it uncomfortable, for me it was comfy and had the same capabilities as a ds which could have been interesting if used properly, too bad about the no games.

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Really makes you think.

murdering a shota is bullying of the highest order, it's rude and nothing good comes out of it.

Wrong, you get one less faggot in the world.

Dammit, I need a source

The library was dreadful. It got rescued by 2nd party titles such as W101, Tropical Freeze and Bayo 2 while you mouthbreathers were pushing for garbage like Splatoon, Hyrule Warriors, WWHD, NSMBU, Sm4sh and 3D World out of sheer brand loyalty. There were also ZombiU and Lost World, but they stopped mattering and turned out to be bad games all along as soon as they hit other platforms. It did not allow for accessories from the previous console, it DEMANDED them because Nintendo couldn't be assed to support Gamepad/CCP inputs over vWii. To add to that, controller support on Wii U was all over the place even for Nintendo's own games. And let's not forget Amiibos, which not only normalized microtransactions for Nintendo, but kicked scalping into such overdrive that even the fucking console itself became a target once manufacturing ended.

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I like debunking things!

1. Not the issue, perhaps in fact hurt it due to underpowered graphics. Software is more important than hardware. Zelda BOTW has sold more than the Nintendo Switch.

2. If there are no games on Wii U, why would I buy a Wii U to play Wii games when I can just buy a Wii?

3. Games are the sole factor in the success of a console.

You skipped 4.

5. Games weren't good enough/Didn't have a good previous following to garner attention

6. Games are the sole factor in the success of a console.

7. Games are the sole factor in the success of a console.

I was waiting until there were enough games that I had to own before I bought one. Nintendo never delivered, all I can list are
Everything else that I kinda wanted were wants, not needs. I kinda want to play New Super Luigi U. I kinda want to play Wonderful 101. There's a couple other kinda want to plays, but none of these games are console movers. Nintendo failed to deliver a 3D Mario, they failed to deliver a 3D Zelda (until the end of the generation, and even then the Wii U's version is subpar; oh, but it's okay, here's a spinoff and two ports), they failed to deliver a Metroid game, they just failed to make a 200 dollar console worth buying. I'm not shelling out that kind of money for four must-play games. Oh, and let's not forget the fumbles that were SMTxFE (and its translation), Star Fox, XCX's translation, and Animal Crossing Retardy for Amiibos only. It's more worth my time for CEMU or a potential competitor to come up to snuff, and then play them, rather than pay that much for that little and play them today.

Don't blame me because a multi-billion multi-national corporation's fuckups.

Oh and also Wii is the most casual console, which means people were the most confused when they started hearing about a new thing that was exactly like their current thing, but with a letter at the end of it. Bad name from a marketing standpoint

Who the fuck needs videogames?

I have had a Wii U since 2014 or '15 or something. I love it, but most of the game franchises I used to really love were either mediocre or didn't show entirely. I played both Splatoon and Super Mario Maker for months, though and still play the former. Sm4sh was the biggest disappointment. I used to play the other games with my dad all the time, but the characters are far too light/floaty for my liking now.

cool pasta faggot

I have a gaymin PC and an older backwards compatible PS3, why would I want a WiiU? The Switch shows promise but it needs new games. Most of the stuff announced for Switch are games that were released on other platforms years ago.

Let's be honest here, it was doomed to begin with. It was a cheap attempt to cash in on the Wii phase without Nintendo realizing that the Wii market already moved to iOS, the WiiU is the best example of Nintendo being out of touch. The hardware is a joke, the gimmick is a failure, it builds off an existing brand instead of making its own, now one can say that the WiiU has better online capability due to it being "free" However it remains to be seen if Nintendo will add in the industry standard this fall or if we're doomed to half assed online as seen with Fast RMX.

With that said the WiiU could've done very well if it was released next too the PS3 and Xbox 360, however the system itself was released too late and for the wrong demographic. While it remains to be seen if Nintendo learned anything from the WiiU, what can be said is that due to it's pathetic hardware combined with a gimmick that wasn't innovative nor set the standard for anything the system was a failure. Even the Gamecube had something going for it, the WiiU only has around 20 games for it.

I'm gonna list them all now:

Super Mario 3D World
Wonderful 101
Fatal Frame [Import]
Persona: Fire Emblem [Import]
Pokken
Super Mario Maker
Pikmin 3
Star Fox Zero
Bayonetta 2
Fast Racing Neo
Hyrule Warriors
Super Smash Bros.
Splatoon
Donkey Kong: Tropical Dong
Xenoblade X [Import]
Nintendo Land
Mario Kart 8


Some of these games like Mario Kart 8, Fast Racing Neo and Splatoon are already being ported to the Switch, What Nintendo should do is port every one of these games to the Switch, fixing their localization and bringing them to a bigger platform. So before you keep memeing about paid online, remember that it's like 2 bucks a month, it'll result in more games and unifying the handheld and console divisions is one of the smartest things Nintendo has ever done.

More often than not I was pleasantly surprised by the Wii U. The core gimmick was trash, and I can't think of s single game that used it for anything important, but I can't really argue with the quality of the games it did get. I'm hoping most of them get ported to Switch. W101, Tropical Freeze, Pikmin 3 etc, are games that deserve to be played by more people and not sink into obscurity.

A starfox Zero port that gives it a more manageable control scheme and adds more content could easily be the best Starfox game, also.

Nintendo eventually began to encroach that on consumers, and on top of that used Amiibo as basically a form of DLC/microtransactions for some games.


The Wii U was good, but not perfect. One of the biggest problems Nintendo has is how stingy they are about dropping the price on its hardware and games. It was becoming increasingly tough to compete with new hardware when it's going for the same asking price (or even more if you're buying from a cum-slurping freeloading scalper piece of shit taking advantage of Nintendo's inept supplying). I imagine if they'd improved the marketing and dropped the price more aggressively it would have had a better shot, bundle pack-ins or not.


Oh fuck off. Your backlog isn't going anywhere in this day and age.

I'm not arsed analyzing whether this statement is actually true. However, if it is, then this reflects very poorly on consoles. The Wii U is a DRM machine. It's a closed source pile of bollox with region locking to boot. The entire thing is constructed so Nintendo have more control over your machine as it sits in your house than you seemingly fucking do. Didn't it even have proprietary blu ray disks? Jesus. Proprietary clunky ass controller as well.
The entire thing was developer unfriendly as well. If you're going to make proprietary hardware, then make it difficult to make software for, well, you really are fucking retarded.
I now vote with my wallet OP. I want the very concept of a console in its current form to not exist. You'd agree too if you weren't being cucked daily by capitalism.

nintendo and the treehouse is the one who failed the wii u not Holla Forums

i always thought it was hilarious the amount of doublethink that went on regarding it.

dont ever think that piratefags are interested in voting with their wallets. they just want free shit. thats sane, if jewish/niggardly

I'd actually argue with it both being region-locked and FORCING you to update your firmware it's less consumer friendly than the fucking Xbone, and that's saying something. The Xbone has backwards compatibility, isn't region-locked, and you're never forced to update it.

Think about that; the Wii U is less consumer friendly then a fucking MICROSOFT PRODUCT.

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I smell a contradiction, OP

when you think of the perfect girl, are her tits really big enough?

OP, I do regret not getting a WiiU now, but that's being Captain Hindsight. I missed Bayonetta, W101, Splatoon and other neat games I often see recommended, despite having owned a Wii and I had a blast with it's library.

However when it released, I told myself "Well it looks neat and some of these games are pretty cool. But let's wait until there's something more" all because the initial investment seemed to high for such a small library.
And as the time kept going more games did show up, but too little too late.

I've sorta learned my lesson and I got a Switch, banking on the eventual retrocompatibility (which is obviously gonna be released in October) to play the games I missed. For now I have BOTW, Shovel Knight and Megaman, planning to get Mario Kart and Splatoon2 next.
However, even knowing this, I'd still not buy a WiiU, considering I already had a Wii to play it's library and the offers on the WiiU simply weren't enough. I also only bought a PS3 many, many years later and used for a very cheap price but that's as far as I went with other consoles.

But the point is, a library sells a console. No games, no sales. And I want to believe Nintendo learned this, ence why they are focusing with indies now (they call then Nintindies, ain't that cute?) and there's still retrocompatibility to make the Switch a bit more worth it (especially considering the amount of people that didn't bought a WiiU).


However, do fucking remenber where you are. About 10% of the userbase here will read your post and actually think about what you said. Only a small fraction of us will actually consider the points you raised, think about his position and answer something readable next.

The other 90% are here to mock shit for easy entertainment. They don't give a fuck about how terrible things get or what can be learned from the past. Why care? The more horrible things are, the harder they laugh! I'm fucking serious here, at least half this board would rather have another Bioware title they can laugh off than an actual good videogame.
They'd rather have another nogamesstation they can build an indentity around to mock someone than another PSX with a decent library of games.

Do keep making these threads, they make Holla Forums a bit more interesting to visit and we 10% gotta stay present or this will be retard-ville (like Holla Forums scaring away all engineers and scientists) but don't take most posts here seriously. All they want from you is a "UMAD BRO?!"

fuck off nigger, your podcasts are fucking shit

Never buy a console at launch you dumb fuck, you didn't learn anything

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I learned that there's a console with games I want to play and a backlog I'll get later on.
I learned that if I keep postponing it for later, I'll instead see the console die and now I get the same problem with the next one.
Guess what problem I'll not be having once Splatoon 2 comes out? Not having a Switch.

Retrocompatibility means I'll get all the games I missed from the WiiU with new hardware and the newer games too. It's perfect.

CEMU is only perfect for gaymen rigs which I don't have. What I do have is dispoable income to buy the games\consoles I like and the notion that, if nobody backs up the companies\authors of the games\consoles they like, they won't be made. Good luck emulating games that aren't made because everyone is waiting for an emulator and a disk dump. I'd rather give my money so a company keeps making games I like instead of letting normalfags dictate the market with their Battlefields and Madden.>podcasts

whatcha mean by eventual? its something theyre going to patch in?

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I have a wiiu which i also softmodded.

Now i can download and play every game from the wiiu, wii, gamecube, ds, nin64, and probably more all for free.
You can play the ds games top screen on the tv and use the bottom screen on the gamepad along with its touchscreen

Its actually a great purchase tbh, as long as you get cfw on it.

Im planning on playing the metroid prime trilogy soon
Im going to have a great time

So is everyone here a barely literate underage b& or is this one sperg with a proxy?

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Oh ho, I'll see if I can nab one from some dumbshit pinning their hopes on the SwitchToPS4.

How the fuck are controllers an accessory? You need them to play the game theyre not optional

Podcastfag here. We love you too, Holla Forums

What are you talking about? Up until all the censorship Treehouse started doing in late 2015, Holla Forums couldn't stop sucking Nintendo's dick.

OP is 100% right. The Wii U was the best console of its gen by far, and you fags got Bloodborneboxes instead. You deserve the jewing and normalfag focus of the Switch, because when Nintendo made the ideal Holla Forums library, you wouldn't give them the time of day.


Switch is never getting Wii U backwards compat. They're just going to port or make sequels to all of their best Wii U games.

No, OP posted an obvious b8 thread and people are shitposting in response.

They aren't charging for online yet but they will in October, apparently because they are still working on their "infrastructure".
This likely means they are finding a way to insert their library into the Switch with their e-shop and I do expect them to go full jew and require you to pay for the online in order to use that, but that's not confirmed.

What they have said before is that players who had physical copies of their games in the WiiU would get a code to redeem in their NintendoShop as proof-of-purchase which would allow them to download the game for the Switch give them a discount when buying the game again :^D

In any case, there's a lot of people that didn't bought the WiiU because they though it was an extension of the Wii. They are an untapped market and Nintendo knows that they fucked that up, so expect them to catch up.
Plus, retrocompatibility is a nice way to inflate your library without actually having to publish anything new.
It will happen, they are just coming up with a way to jewify it as much as possible before then.

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As I said, the idea is to upset OP. They (>implying it's not just one fag) post that shit in hopes that OP replies all flustered that someone didn't wanted to read his "autism wall" so they can mock him some more. congratulations in not falling for that, if only more people could learn to do the same


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Plus, it would be unprecedented. I mean, even the N64 got some love with some channel you had on the Wii. Having a console with backwards compatibility means you're not competing with your previous consoles but instead offering an objectively better choice. It simply doesn't make sense not to have backwards compatibility, especially if they can profit extra from it.

is mario kart 8 one such title? i know theres added content. if they 'give away' things like that, thats pretty alright.

I don't see how that has anything to do with backward compat.
[citation needed]. They haven't even offered a discount for Mario Kart 8 Deluxe.
Backwards compat from Gamecube->Wii->Wii U and GBA->DS->3DS was possible because each generation to varying extents included or was based on the previous generation of hardware. Wii is a souped-up GC at the core, Wii U is based on the same CPU core but with 3 cores this time and IIRC includes the old GPU alongside the new one. There's a similar story in the DS line.
The Switch is different because it is a clean architectural break from all previous Nintendo platforms. Any backward compat would require emulation. Emulation for everything up to Wii is absolutely doable, there will probably be Wii or at least GC games in the Switch Virtual Console. Wii U emulation would be difficult and almost certainly perform worse than it does on the original hardware. It makes no sense to emulate when they can just port their games to the Switch, get something that performs and looks better, and sell more copies both to new players (who would be turned off by an emulated version) and to the goodest of goys who will happily buy the same game twice if it looks and peforms better and has a modicum of additional content.
Seriously, Wii U emulation makes no sense even before you consider that the Switch lacks the most important feature, a second screen.

That he was autistic. Might of mentioned something about sonic and blue arms too. Hard to say.

This is the kind of "Meh" shilling that made Xbox Live Successful.

A decade later and it's the cancer killing consoles.

dude consolefaggotry lmao

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tl;dr lol

Thats a bit far fetched obongo

Unoriginal and shit
I think that goes without saying
Shit, repetitive "fighter"
Shit
Shit and short

Worst entry in the series
Something rings a bell
Pretty shitty, gimmicky entry in the series.

Nintendo needs to go third party if all their consoles are going to be are "companion consoles". I would actually buy Zelda games if they were released on PC. Sega is killing them here, now that Bayonetta has gotten a damn good PC port.

But now that Nintendo is mimicking Sony and MS, might as well just build a PC or get a PS4 now.

Here is your delicious, hard earned (You)

Game hasn't even been released, why is it even being mentioned yet?

Sorry, best I could find:
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The point they make is that "it's not compatible with games made for other controllers" which kinda makes sense considering there's no equivalent to the Nunchuck nor do you have the digital pointer with the Wiimote (you kinda do, but it doesn't feel the same)
But it also seems they say it's not backwards compatible for physical titles (since they are not gonna use CDs anymore) however Virtual Console and their E-Shop might see some update in the future.
In particular, they do admit they can pick a WiiU game and put it on the Switch or even port it, so it's compatible, they just don't have a platform to distribute them yet.

They do have their e-shop working for the Switch so, if that solution doesn't work to sell their previous titles now, then they are cooking something up later on. Anyone with doubts about the Switch should really postpone it until October when there's a reveal about this. It could turn out to be something really good or really bad.

Oh that picture is so nice, user. Do you just google pictures of cheetahs and save them to your pc??

it was still a console, and that makes it inherently anti-consumer

No, got them from here.

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Transferring Wii and Wii U virtual console purchases to Switch implies nothing about making emulated Wii U games available on Switch.

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True, BUT it's an improvement to say 10 dollars a month.

Hey, I'm just being generous here. My point is that. there's just a FEW games that. Nintendo can easily port to the Switch …and then easily forget about the WiiU.

tl;dr: I'll suck your dick, especially if you're a hotdog.

I agree with you OP
for what it matters, you are correct.

What the fuck. Everything on the Wii u is on handheld.

What drives people to go on the internet and tell lies?

I don't know why you felt the need to relate to us your status as a diaper shitting infant, but nobody cares and fuck off, Nintendrone.

Well done on that incredible post.

Stay mad fag.

;^)

look here you little fuck I bought a Wii U at goddamned launch because I believed in Nintendo. I believed they felt bad about the Wii and would give me a game console i could feel good about playing with again. what did i get for my investment and my faith in them? i got a couple of first party games, fatal frame 5, splatoon etc. all told the amount of games actually worth buying is like, what, 10? fuck you. while you were browsing cuckchan and wondering why nobody loved this thing i was sitting there staring at the inactive nintendo-brand dust magnet on my entertainment stand thinking "man it won't be long now and they'll give me another metroid or f-zero or something, anything actually worth owning. oh baby zelda u this will surely make my purchase less useless" nope. the wii u was nintendo's dreamcast and it was doomed to fail because they refused to launch any content for it.

I blew it? we blew it? no nigger nintendo blew it. i would happily buy more games for my expensive two-piece paperweight but they refuse to take my money. eat shit

damn I haven't heard that song in years, good shit

That was not a good lineup.

No it wasn't, that was the main god damn issue.
My friend bought one and I actively hated that piece of shit, ergonomics played no part in its design.

They tried to innovate and they should, but every innovation is not a good innovation.

It had fuck-all for games.
To be pro-consumer you need quality things for which to consume.
They were banking on the casual market that made them the kings of 7th gen.
They were dead god damn wrong.
Implying it was the Dreamcast 2 is an insult to the Dreamcast because the Dreamcast had a better library than the WiiU.

Now that Nintendo has eaten their crow for making the worst console of gen 8 they have come out with the Switch.
They seem to have a promising amount of games coming to it.

Maybe if Breath of the Wild was a launch title for the WiiU there could be some semblance of an augment, but instead they had a Zelda skin for Mousou.
They also rehashed twilight princess.
They kept releasing one half-assed mario game after another.
2 years before they released Smash 4.
2 years before they released Mario Kart 8.
Know what else those two games had in common? DLC.
Lick my taint.

Bait score 6/10

im just curious. im gonna grab it either way because i never played it on the wiiu

Honestly I feel that OP was absolutely right.

I feel Nintendo tried pretty hard in the beginning of the WiiU. But because of the bad sales (they were really fucking bad) Nintendo gave up quickly. It really isn't *OUR* fault though. It's all the normalfags that eat up shit.

I have a WiiU with 10 or so games bought.
Nintendo betrayed me with shit like amiibos, atrocious storage capacity, shit multiplayer support, having expensive as fuck prices in games and peripherals, NO third party support and backporting almost all of its worthwhile games to the 3DS WITH MORE CONTENT, and killing the console when it was barely 3 or 4 years old.

Since that moment (along with AM2R fiasco and Continuous Censorhip) I put CFW on my WiiU, my 3DS and my brother's and friends consoles as well. I'll never buy anything from Nintendo again and I'll even advise people to not buy games from Nintendo and hack their consoles.

Fuck Nintendo

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Being (arguably) the least shit option of a shit generation does not make it a success nor does it justify its flaws.

Haven't bought anything directly from Nintendo since the original 3DS.
I now buy used 2nd hand & used, along with putting exploits on it.

you were in high school when wii u came out?

fucking young fags get to reddit, you know fuckign shit

too bad it had no games huh?

The wiiu had more exclusives than the bloodborne machine and the xbone combined

Like everyone else has said ITT, being slightly less hit doesn't make it not shit.

Censored games don't count. I was actually going to buy one at one point before I saw how they butchered most of the games I was interested in.

Not really, op. It only has 7 or at most 8 exclusives worth playing, 2 of which are remasters. Not that Xbox One or PS4 are much better


And maybe BOTW though I haven't played it yet to judge it.

Mario Kart and Super Smash were fucking unfinished, but they're rehashing both fucking games for the switch. I hope nintedrones are having fun switching theirs fingers from mouth to asshole.

And now they dropped that service, you must pay for play, even if the piece of shit of switch doesn't connect to the internet.

My left hands always fell asleep, but double screen it's double screen, watch while you play it's a wet dream coming true.

The Wii U was like the previous Wii, known for pirate and shit but with a better controller.

nigger even the old Wiiware store had more interesting games alone over the entire Wii U catalog

The Wii U had a shit library, but I never had a problem with the tablet as a controller, not talking about the touchscreen here just the ergonomics of it. Is it because you fucks hold it like a xbox controller, with a firm grip? Because that's how you get cramps. I always held with the tablet with a light grip, like with playstation controllers. Light enough that if someone smack the controller it would fall out of your hands, but not too light that if you let go one of your hands you drop the controller entirely.

The shit should be bannable. Let's try not using le-formatting:

The Wii U released in November, 2012. It was the first video game console that I witnessed it's beginning all the way to the end as an adult out of high school. I was hanging around Holla Forums both on 4chan and Holla Forums throughout it's lifetime. From the get-go, it was criticized for many different reasons. The controller was gimmicky, it was too bulky, the console was underpowered, the online service was terrible, there were no games worth purchasing, etc. and so forth. However, by fall 2013, as the PS4 and the Xbox One were being launched, many facts started to bubble up to the surface.

1. The Wii U was the cheapest option between the PS4 and Xbox One, and the purchase with the most value since every Wii U console SKU by that point was being released with a game or two.
2. The Wii U was the only video game console that featured backwards compatibility when Sony and Microsoft ripped that feature from their consoles, with Microsoft later offering it through patches.
3. The Wii U was the only console that allowed you to use accessories and controllers from the previous console. The PS4 and Xbox One was incompatible with almost anything from their predecessor consoles, most notably the controllers.
no 4, hurrdurr mastrub8
5. The quality of games that the Wii U had alone in 2013 (Pikmin 3, The Wonderful 101, Super Mario 3D World, The Wind Waker HD) was worlds beyond the first party offerings of each console (Knack, Killzone: Shadow Fall Ryse: Son of Rome, Dead Rising 3, Forza Motorsports 5)
6. It was the only console out of the three that offered free online multiplayer without the need of a paid subscription service after Sony required PS4 users to subscribe to PlayStation Plus.
7. The tablet controller, for all its faults, was actually comfortable to hold and offered a more unique and original experience playing games while other consoles were playing the latest Madden or NBA 2k or Battlefield title.

Yet, despite all these great things, the Wii U was largely considered a failure, and many on Holla Forums didn't bother to have any interest in it until an emulator was developed so that users could play the games without purchasing the hardware or games ("I'll only play it when it's free!") Now with the release of Breath of the Wild last month, the Wii U is now dead, and the metaphorical maggots are only now sifting and consuming away at the dead carcass through CEMU. We talk so much about "voting with our wallets" and not buying into "anti-consumer" practices in the hopes of discouraging companies from employing them, yet the Wii U was the most pro-consumer console purchase a person could have made in the last 5 years, and it failed. We talk so much about how the industry is going to shit with overhyped Triple-A titles, DLC/Season passes, paid online subscriptions, and the Wii U literally did not have any of that (partly because Triple-A publishers stopped publishing games on the Wii U after 2013).
In essence, the Wii U was the perfect girl who offered everything you wanted, but you ignored her because of some trite and trivial reason (tits weren't big enough, lips not full enough, teeth not perfect enough) while continuing to bash the video game industry for essentially not being more like the Wii U.

She was right there, and you blew it, Holla Forums. I saw the whole fucking thing from beginning to end, and you blew it. You could have had it all, and you blew it.
The next time you sit there in front of your computer typing away your frustrations over the next big headline of some Triple-A game coming out in the fall with a season pass that costs almost as much as the game, or offering overpowered multiplayer weapons if you pre-order it from Best Buy, remember that it didn't have to be this way, and you have no one to blame but yourself for this.

You blew it, Holla Forums.


See, plebbit, how easy it is.

Honestly this makes me want to read it more

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C'mon nu/v/, you can do it, it'll be as shitty as halfchan soon!

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the wii u was absolute garbage you neanderthal. it was a gimmicky piece of shit released as successor to another gimmicky piece of shit with NO GAMES for anybody who isn't a braindead nintendrone with a single digit IQ.

and the switch is the fucking same. nintendo hasn't bothered making a real game console since the gamecube, and even though it wasn't half as good as the PS2, at least the gamecube tried to be a down to earth, no gimmicks, no paid online, no forced updates, no bullshit home videogame console.

you know that doesn't really count right? i could go on PSN and make a fuckhuge list of shit that is exclusive to PSN and it wouldn't really matter because its all shit, like mario games, its just jump and wahoo for retards.

Same tbh
OP, this could've been a good, thought-provoking thread, but it's kind of template considering how late it is. Because you ARE incredibly late to the party.

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So is this the designated shitposting thread?

wait, isn't this the console that had its manufacturing plants shut down because no one was buying the fucking thing?

that's the point you illiterate

3D World is the best 3D Mario game. Fight me.

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3D Land is superior, because the lack of multiplayer meant developers could focus on creating tighter levels that didn't feel like wastes of space when you played them without three other retards slowing you down.
Also it had that really cool Zelda dungeon level for the 25 LOZ anniversary.

Yes, 3D platformers are supposed to play in 3 dimensions. What's so difficult to understand about a concept that simple?

I'm a firm gripper, can't help it, that's why I love the xbox controller and the nintendo pro controller. Those two controllers fill the hand nicely. I never noticed a problem with wiiu tablet, but I also put nerf armor on it pretty quick because of my kids and constant drops.

Why? I guess you really hate racing games, and character action.

No good shooters. No good RPGs.

Maybe if it had had a dumbed down version of Borderlands and Poz Effect, it would have been worth it.

Splatoon was one game.

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How do I get this

They cant stop the censroing without firing all the Jews

Are you implying Holla Forums wasn't defending the Wii U only because everything else was noexclusives then?

A racing game has three-dimensional gameplay. Action games also have three-dimensional gameplay. A platformer with 2D level design rendered in 3D does not. Even Land was more of a 3D platformer.

3D world is exactly as 3D as racing games, the levels are linear but have depth in addition to height and progress. Go fuck yourself you disingenuous faggot.

Exactly. 3D World lacks depth and height.

you're an idiot

Right. Whatever. I like 3D platforming in my 3D platformers. Keep pretending 3D World was good to push those remaining Wii U units, that's all you brand loyal subhumans care about anyway.

every time. jesus fuck, the most bottom level of nigger intelligence, on display right here

Nooooope. It's 2 dimensional without a Z-axis, you just move forward, backwards and to the sides.

There are a few exceptions like Excite Bots but even those are yffi. Wipeout for instance would seem like 3D movement, but actually it's still just 2D, you only have 2 axis of freedom, tilting up and down does not a third axis make.

Nooo-yes. Depends on the game, but not all are like that. Gears of War and similar cover-shooters are entirely played in a 2D plan that stretches over the battlefield, climbing obstacles doesn't make for a third dimension.
On the other hand, God of War is actually 3D since you can jump to hit higher enemies or unleash different combos, so it's the very barebones for a 3rd axis of freedom.

Where can I get more charts like this?

Women will give you anything you've always wanted, rriiiiight

stopped reading there, you were making a good case up until then.
i swear to god it's like nintenyearolds honestly believe that nothing exists outside of 1st party nintendo games other than normalfag shit.
hey dude
guess what
the ps4 has its share of manchild games too
why is it always black and white with you retards

because it's bait

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