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hoses are best edition

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Awwww yeah!

Teach me how to make ice tea

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getting fat again tbh

you gotta stay thin or else the skirt won't fit

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I have a super secret, ancient recipe passed down from the days in the Old Country. I don't know if I'm allowed to share, but I'll ask the Elders.

tfw no senpai to look up my skirt

Torn is pretty good too :3

torn pantyhoses and stockingus are fetish tbh

Totally up for this! Off now though, laters you two

Oh god, you ought write a short fiction/history?
^^
Tactical kangaroo court required 😂

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we can


but I can't self insert then

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We can't put you in some and tear them? They're not that expensive!

lewd as heck

but I value them..


what the frick noo

it's lit

mm delicious
rap snitch knishes

all the ladies in the place with style and grace
allow me to lace these lyrical douches in your bushes

I exist

wish I didnt
how are you

dead

I slept in until 11 which was nice so i'm doing pretty okay.

i'm happy you exist too

oh wow it just didnt update


hey qt

hope you had nice dreams
sleep is the best thing ever

sup

I don't have dreams.

listening to music

water u doin

oh
y-yeah me neither

I'm eatting pizza and watching tv before I leave for work.

if I did though they would all be Bard related.

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Whoa


Don't try to hide it


Mourn'


Showering doesn't work, you have to bathe for at least a half hour and then scrub it. That's what I do at least.

This person is still better than Laci Green, though

Tea of the Elder Race by Erin Czhimick

yep

Are you bard?

I don't know who I am

Hide what?

Bard doesn't live here anymore.

Wanna be my friend?


Your true self from me


What did you do to him?

how can i be gone for two days and bard is even more depressed than before

Wow I didn't even notice you were gone

Nothing that he hadn't already done to himself.


Some things last a long time.

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I am me. Who else would i be?

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Leave my Bard-chan alone


Someone boring v.v

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what's in it for me

Some people say i'm boring though.

A loyal friend.

I'm not Mozart you fuckers. Mozart is obviously dead and there's no way I could even live that long.

Do you think you're boring?

@bard

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dont care


hes probably gonna kill himself

Thanks sabrinu you're the best

I don't think i am. But other can think so right?

Why were you gone?

I think i'll just post sad anime girls online thanks

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Bart do you ever think you might be wallowing in self-pity too much?

amazing, well thought conclusion

I'm just selfish enough to not care

Where did Dirt go?

Dirt is my favorite Alice in Chains band

i mean album*

mine is 'alice in chains'

No one seemed to be saying it, from what I saw.


What does selfishness have to do with it? Being that way hurts you more than anyone else. :3


Have I linked you Soundgarden?

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I didn't think you listen to music.

It makes me feel better

so since nobody has announced that the sky is blue today
does that mean nobodys thought it

he Doesnt

And then I was gome.

have a nice day

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It seems to just keep going, though. You should probably focus on improving the things you don't like. :3


No, but that's irrelevant, since that post was for Bart, who may not have considered much that he's been doing this for too long.

I don't understand


idk how to improve myself

uhuh
that makes mucho sense

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Not really. Could be worse.

Come on it's been like a week
that's not that long

Yeah thats what i thought too.

a good way to look at it i suppose
as long as it doesnt get wore

faggots

erin

erin

Fingers crossed heh
waka waka

erin

erin

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erin

Where can I buy this?

*pops in my will smith cd*

did you draw that

ty

Does anyone else feel like threads don't provide much motivation to post recently or is it just the current strain of weed I'm on?


Probably best to put focus into figuring that out instead of just staying stuck in this.


Glad you managed to understand.


You should probably start trying to be more constructive if it goes on for much longer is all. :3

nope

If you cum enough in one place does it become haunted?

Threads are in a lul. with no real drama it's just chill.

its because theres not a lot of good posters left

Find out

the recent past I've been puting in alot of work to better myself
mainly with how I treat the people around me and re structuring my moral values
i dont even do manipulative shit much anymore
I'm trying to be generous
I dont know what else there is to do

I can make some drama

trying to

Do not.

When are we going to have people spoiler their porn?

i am fucking bored

i am fucking frustrated at the lack of weed

When you stop being a faggot

Grow your own weed.

probably never
sadly

i tried, it did not survive

that's a relatable one
anything to replace it?

So we can spoiler porn now then, because I am not even a faggot.

RIP

I guess they go through phases like that. Drama really helps spice things up, I think. :3


I've also been having trouble remembering what I've enjoyed about them over this past year in the first place. Oh well.


That more just helps the people around you; doesn't seem like a solution to the things you were depressed about. But I guess it can help you have a better image of yourself if you disliked yourself for being the way you were before.

@Scoots

i have a small diazepam script but i gotta make it last and i've already taken more than i was supposed to, so i can't substitute weed with it

its not porn

Can you please stop. Being so childishly spiteful is unencessary.

unneccesary*

I'm just depressed man
I don't need a reason iit just happpes I'm sure you know just as welll as I do
just comes and goes and gets worse and better

You can post porn. Just spoiler it. It isnt so hard. Not all of us want to see such filth

erin


thats just the autism

thats a bad feel
able to sleep?
thats the next best thing to being fucked up i feel

I am entirely capable.
Yes.

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bard r34

my sleep is real bad atm tbh

It is just polite.
stop unspoilered porn

its like 9/11 all over again

More dog cocks plz

yip

I guess it'll pass; you know your patterns better than I do.


Only retards think the loose usage of "autism" meme has any value.

People only really started bitching when it was fur porn being posted.
I bitched about loli shit like, 2 years ago and people shouted board culture.

neru r34

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God I wish that were me


I wish I was popular


It's easier to explain HUMAN
PORN
than it is
BESTIALITY

me irl

Let me know what you find out!

I apologize hopefully it looks uup soon
That's the worst possible feeling not being able to slee or sleeping interupted for short periods of time

Incorrect. I have always been anti-loli. As well as anti-fur.
Whilst I am disgusted by furry posters, I am not much bothered when its a non porn being posted.
And yes people may have kicked up more of a stink over fur because you are all sick fuckers. Mentally, emotionally and personality wise.
Demented shitheaps.
Show some courtesy atleast.

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Just laugh at the people who ask.

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doesnt even fucking matter what kind of porn it is shit
I agree

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Apparently remilia got renegades to pay for all her surgeries before she stabbed them in the back and got them banned from play.

But how will I reach you?

I am actually really annoyed that squash and moog returned from whatever hell hole they were lurking in.

Being on this board was never indicative of courtesy. If you are going to tell people to behave within your guidelines you should be that way for all matters involving courtesy. You are probably least qualified to preach the topic, babe.

i think the diazepam they gave me was a sleep dose, not an anxiety dose, but it's not helping with sleep at all really.

they also put my sertraline up to 200mg.

so much fucking medication. if they legalised medical pot shit would be fine, but no

well
Squash is nice anyways

if thats not the fucking truth
maybe its the up on the fucking zoloft
that shit messed with my sleep too

Just because you have no class or manners does not give you right to slander.

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I'm a sexual powerhouse.

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Peoples' attention only has the value you ascribe to it.

And yet you assume the right to dictate.

I don't care what happens in league anymore

I'm a powerful sexhouse.

I fail to see a single redeeming feature of them.

A power bottom?

Literally only doing this 'cause you bitch, Scoots.

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something like that.

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Easy on the salt Tom Petty

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Stop showing me your bear asshole.

it started getting worse a few months before that

i used to love what zoloft did for my sleep, cause i would get these surreal and crazy vivid dreams, then remember them perfectly, and it was so fucking cool

not any more though.

Salt of the Earth.

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Heh

ded gaem?

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I give too much value to the wrong people too fast

I'll say.

I'll be right here

I'm sorry orin
Really do wish Medical bud would catch on
it solves just about any problems i can think of
Appetite
Sleep
Anger or anxiety
its amazing and I hope you get more soon

Dirt is our wedding song...


Absolutely

I miss habing seperate communities so i wouldnt be forced to look at bears fucking each other or horses having anal sex with each other

ty bard, you are rly sweet ❤️

Its dead to me and thats all that matters.

I'll let you know after my 11 hour shift i'm about to leave for.

Same. I missed when squash had a hissy and left.

Obviously not if you're speaking to me

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yeah tell me about it

It wouldnt be such an issue if he wasnt being such a queer about it.

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Where did you go?

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this 'racism' argument for posting porn is ridiculous lmao

Okay.

Still here. Just watching shows.

Just like our relationship !

Something to do I guess.

I know right. No wonder they equate themselves to the black lives matter issue.

that's why my arguement is for Nationalism

have you ever thought maybe people are arguing the point because they dont want to see sexualized dogs and red penises

the whole things pretty retarded

Words truly hurt the most.

Squash needs a tall glass of CI

Live and learn. : ^ )

youtube.com/watch?v=dGIIei8Yusk


Did you like it? You seem to mainly like the metal I link you, but Soundgarden is sort of similar to Alice in Chains.


It's okay; I'm sure you'll do fine at some kind of manual labor.

wow hitler sounds just like me
id probably get him too

based adolfo

I'll scratch your back with the pepe thing if you scratch mine.

It's mostly just to bother Scoots. I'm almost out of porn anyhow.

All they have to do is tell me I'm pretty.

You know Scoots is a troll, right? I wonder if he secretly enjoys causing the thread to get flooded with dog porn.

i hope you dont expect me to ever settle with some blue collar job
i have way too much self respect with that
and i thought my life goals were pretty much known to the thread anyway

I know I enjoy it.

He totally does

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he's a 14 year old girl with autism...
if you find some epic troll in his diction thats really stupid


idk how to reply to this

cya

I enjoy the hazing from them.

You're going to be a biologist who performs heinous experiments on live foxes, right?

Tell me I'm pretty.
2 words.

Yeah you did mention that once.

It would be nice to have i.ds
I tried to filter someone posting under anonymous earlier for posting their porn and it filtered on other boards to

I'm pretty.

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well at least ban is gone


ty for remembering kaybe
it shows i mean something to that person when they remember my passion


no autistic anonposting either
unfortunately our admin is one of the biggest cucks in thread history

But bebop likes their dick being sucked by IkarousBloodMinaminatitashichan

I hate him more than I hate anybody else here or anybody else who has ever been here

If the porn is an honest problem I would be happy to tone it down for you of all people.


Pretty something.

Porn of any type bothers me immensely
thank you for your consideration

I'll never forget those pictures, man. Not as long as I live, no matter how hard I try.

Or not post porn...Or spoiler it... Instead of being a petty diva.

cuckbop?
yeah im really mad at him too
i think his public opinion has dropped like an elephant from a plane since he started all this shit

hopefully we get a new admin or change boards soon

rebellion is pretty easy at this point

please spoiler your gore

pretty neat

let me be the first to say i love furries and i'm really sorry that people are oppressing your right to post horrid fat animals with disturbing penises and stuff cause that's just wrong like we should have equality for all kinds of images being posted whether they're really weird sex pics that make everyone uncomfortable or not

like you guys are such strong brave people to fight for your right to post weird dog genitals and things and i think you guys really are heroes

maybe somebody could give you an award or something, idk, i can't really afford to myself tho

i'm trying to make some friends at >>>/vamm/

we should really change board.

I will still post it now and then. But not as much if you are around.

Macho is the word you're looking for, I think.


It's just an animal, dude, they're not even real people.

I would love to give furries an award... called a fucking bullet to the skull.

D-D-Doushio

idk about you guys but i dont have it in me to read erin's post


videogames might not really be your thing if you think no mans sky will be a good game tbh

youre probably gonna kill yourself when you find out how much it sucks

no u


Erin, we are a race of nuts.
We should be gassed. Grab a pitchfork, babe.


I was thinking dumpy.

I unironically agree with this unironic post. Glad that we have some common ground.

because really who gives a fuck about 'friends'

did u not watch the video
whatever squash

Not known to me; I don't lurk a lot.


I guess everyone wins, then.


He's probably masturbating to it now.


I think the 30-minute Sonic loop would be better for lifting your spirits.


Not "epic"; it's pretty transparent overall.


Such a sub. Didn't you tell me you were getting more dom lately? :3

You know you gotta smash

I'd kill myself now if I had a gun or some rope

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I'm not even sad anymore
now I'm just angry

My media player is freezing my computer.
I can't open most video formats right now.

Dumpy at your request, I'll have you remember.

It's situational.


*And

go fix it


i dont even know why youre so sad bard
but i dont really have it in me to try and do some big cheer up for you

dont you get one from x random poster every other day anyway?

and you say 'thanks that means a lot' yadda dadda then youre depressed the next day?

My weapon is guilt

neat text wall KKona

It is updating.

filthy gragas pickers

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Did Lulu's lance get more range?

Then don't waste your time

'Hey thanks! You posted a paragraph on an imageboard saying something nice to me! Suddenly All the stress, pain, trust issues and anxiety and depression that have plagued me for years and years just dissapeared! You cured me!!!!'

Cooper be praised.

thats pretty neat

I don't even know what to say, I cant come up with ways to woo her while a bit hung over


Its for his own good


Oh I'm funna smash

Lord Cooper is love.

no

There isn't a lot we can do, Bard. Not unless you let us. We care about you. You know that. But taking your anger out on us isn't a good way to deal with it. If people here can make you upset by saying things why can't we help make you happy by saying things?

We are only worth the stock you have in us.

Rain your sweet Cooper on me, my love.

Tell her you'll take her out so that you can put it in, she'll love it.

I need to invest more time into LordCooper

You must show your devotion.

I'll take any genuine compliment or reaffirmations I can get
I could have all of them in the world from everyone on Earth and it's not going to fix my problems
I'm just a loneley and depressed loser and I'm fine with that
It's been like this for years It's just who I am no matter how I change the way I act
It's just who I am and not something that can be changed
especially by words on an online imageboard
Allthough the thoughts and feelings behind it make me feel better in the short run and impove my relationship with posters

I devote to the Lord

How romantic
No wonder all your relationships turn out great lmao

bard, my depression been pretty bad recently, been pretty close to killing myself, so instead, i just been venting my thoughts on talklife.

see when you post about what's getting you down, and someone has a short conversation about it with you, that can feel like some resolution and closure, at least temporarily.

pic related, couldnt get the idea out of my head, was gonna try it, so instead i posted it somewhere people get that kinda stuff all the time, someone replied, and since i wasn't fighting with it alone in my head any more, it was easier to just let it go and try to sleep.

idk, just thinking out loud at you, but like, there are places you can talk about your feels if you need to, and it helps.

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youtube.com/watch?v=pgqSXRJXdbs

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Like, legit dude, if I can help in any way tell me.
I've been in and out of depression for years. I know a bit, but not a lot. So I kind of get where you are right now.

Try just enjoying being here. Don't talk about what is bad. Just what is good. Focus on that.

Bard weren't you like happy yesterday?
Maybe you were just drunk

Just gotta find that one poster you are comfy confiding in. I have one. They are dabes. The fact they put up with my shit is a miracle.
My mood swings are pretty atrocious sometimes.

"Well, what do you make of it, detective? Another box-on-head suicide? That's the third one this week."

Mood swings are worth it for how you swing those hips.

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I'm sorry to hear that Erin, you're someone I worry about when I get to worrying
Seems like a few folks are getting caught up in that slump


You've made it this far and know how to keep on keeping on and I'm sure a big part of that is the people around you

And for myself as well, being able to post abouit how I feel all through the day and night helps me irl

It's good to get things like that out of your inside and out into the outside i feel
it's just hard to find people to listen
and here I have a captive audience

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I was unaware I linked you in that post

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I don't think I have bipolar
I think Im just depressed
my brother does though
and I feel for him

Depression isn't actually real

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i think 99% of depression is from actual life problems that can be dealt with

there's definitely a chemical disease though

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i think youre pretty neat
but i respect your distance

Maybe you should have a sexual relationship with your brother.

bump

All relationships end sometime, I had a 3 year one at one point. If it had turned out any greater than that, then there wouldn't be any more relationships to turn out great or not.


I think you should drop that thing with your friends ex though, you're being a retard. You're overreaching into areas that aren't yours to reach into. He'll hate you for playing god with his life.

he's no homo

don't you worry about me sweet thing, i'm always fine. just figured i'd mention that in case you wanted to check the app out or something, anything that helps you feel better is good stuff.

People just need to suck it up and just work harder


No hangover this morning fam?

Maybe you should rape him during one of his manic periods.

Agree and well put
If a 'friend' fucked someone i cared for they'd be on the complete opposite side of the friend spectrum

how neat is that


youre speaking from a very happy perspective compared to a lot of other people's lives on here

Nah how about you

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im always fine

I don't have any romantic interest in him
We arent really even friends anymore

neat?

Just kiss him on the mouth once and see how you both like it.

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I'm not actually gay in real life

Nobody is. They're just too pathetic to attract the opposite sex so they settle and call it pride.

hey, i'm posting in a fairly cheery tone right?

having a perfectly pleasant day?

i'm fine. think about suicide all the time, always sort of miserable deep down, this is a fact of life for me and hundreds of thousands of other people, but i'm not letting affect my demeanour am I?

as far as anyone else is concerned, I'm fine 🙂

hotshotgg is the only thing i miss about league of babies

That's strength


I'm not really attracted to anybody irl

millions even

i forgot that there was a round descriptive number between hundreds of thousands and billions

bEING GAY ISNT A CHOICE

it's a fashion statement

yes it is

Can't forget PR0LLY.


I fall in the category of "anyone else" and I do not think that you are fine.

NO one chooses to be straight so you cant choose to be gay

wrong

people choose to be gay because they arent getting enough attention

welp, can't help you with that i'm afraid.

Sounds like a waste of time imo if it's just gonna end eventually and leave you back at square 1

How rude, calling me a retard
I'm not even playing god tbh, it's just life
I doubt I'll actually go through with it but Im going to let him know she was probably down to fuck so she honestly didn't care about him so he could get over her
Even if he hates me it wouldn't really change much since he already hates 80% of us cause of past drama with his gf

Then he broke up with his gf and wanted to come back to us like everything was all cool


lmao get fucked Holla Forums


cottonmouth like a motherfucker

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