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my mother told me when I was born
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Damn

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fun is a buzzword.

indeed. how's it going?

you still haven't figured that out? that's why I try so hard to never have any.

both.

hello neko.

Cuddle me.

Fucking gross

maybe you should take a bath first.

Wife's not home for another three hours
What do?

*eats*

Call me and Ill tell you.

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masturbate.

Jerk off

What are you even eating?

I really do not wish I was Flan

Three times today
I'm spent

Both

Normally it's test not homework~

For someone who isn't into video games, you sure play a lot of video games.

What's going on?

Hello Holla Forums

Make your escape. Take flight from that witch.

Pudding and cheese.
Testing something out here.

It is going well!
What about you?

Will I survive these cuddles?

just meant the picture.

then I am out of ideas.

tests are too stressful. better to just take the zero and live your life.

exactly nothing, so business as usual.

it's funny because it's true

But I love her

And I can't jump ship until I impregnate her.

Half the people here have over 3000 hours in League and Dota. I can't match that level of autistic commitment.

You seem to test a lot of strange things tbh

Oh. Well yes, that would be neat

fuck the sun is up

night

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that picture is way too cute.

it's fine I guess. thinking about going to sleep early. don't know if I want to.

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Test get on

Words of wisdom, still, I want that money!

Is it strange?

Just a bit, lol

All of your pictures are way too cute

YOu don't want to!

The things I would do...

They could at least post something better like Weavile.

money is the root of all evil. and stress.

I guess I don't. I am a bit sleepy though.

stop that.

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Sounds like you're in deep, man. I wish you well in your gasps for breath with that piano on your chest.

I mean, you don't have to dedicate your life to something to say that you're into it. At least in this situation, I would consider it a fair label.

you really want me to start stealing your weavile pictures?

Well, I am evil.
I'm George Soros you know.

Sharp claws are not cuddly!

Fiiiiiine

I finally got home from work before 6:30 today
naps are good
you should naps

badfox is main protagonist

*antagonist

I did not know that, no.
who even is that?

what I need is a block of sleep. so I either go now, or a few hours from now. I'm aiming for later because with how little sleep I've gotten the last few days I'm due for an oversleep, and I don't want that.

Yeah same here

good thing it's not totally boring, huh

Here, I have a test for you.
do you like Chinese or Mexican food?

I enjoy both of those tbh

not really

cuddly is gay

didn't think so.

Mexican!

That sounds like a good idea. a lack of sleep really starts to build after a while

No, this is one of the movies that focuses on the bad guy.
Like the one that focuses on the family man who turns out to really be a bank robber or hitman or something

I shall buy up all the gold reserves!

Multi billionaire that buys gold and silver and trades them when currency is down.

it's not like I intentionally skip sleep. I just have trouble until my body literally can't wake itself up after only a few hours.

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oh. sounds like a cool dude.

Wait, when Brock said he wanted to be a Pokemon breeder...

Just because something is pink, that doesn't make it gay! It means they reverted to retro style makeup.

Chose one.
Other wise it wouldn't be fair.

Which are better?
Chinese or Japanese?

He's a Jew and donates to a bunch of politcal funds that are pro-Jew and ultra liberal.

Japan

Mexican. I'm Californian, after all

he meant he wanted to bang a lot of pokemon, yes

it's worse than I ever imagined.

Oh it is that is why I'm here

yes, I was being sarcastic.

Gas 'em.

This pokemon is amazing though.

It means i dont like it

The sell of millions of dollars.
It's a wonderful sensation~

Why Japan?

Psssshhhh, not native.

I'll leave that to koffing.

I knew it! He was so pent up with the way he hit on all the women he and the team came across.

CLOSE ENOUGH

Lower age of consent
-looks around nervously-

true.

would be cool to have a lot of money. I'd just be even more lazy that I am now though.

that was to hide his pokemon lust. he had to make it seem like he was just crazy into women.

YOu should buy up all the helium instead!

Glass!
Sleep more, even if you body says no!

If you search this picture the last result is Holla Forums

can't do that. when I wake up I usually can't get back to sleep no matter how hard I try.

Maybe if you live in L.A.

Aha!
Secret found!

Totally buy a private island and send everyone there.

W-wait ;~;

good plan. that way you can have the main land for yourself.

I did for a while

Then you gotta do something to make you tired!

I suppose I should find that something.

Helium?
Why Helium.

No worries, secret is safe with me.

Yes, I can roam the expanses of the wilderness like the Piltdown man!

Alcohol.

Join me in this race to the bottom.

beaner.

Steam now.

It kills things with cold wind.

I'm the whitest person you know

I'm hardly paying attention, though.

I've had Mexicans tell me that too.

it would be pretty fun for a while I bet.

already drank today. doing it again, and so close to bedtime with work in the morning...I'm not quite that alcoholic yet.

only if you play it wrong. he's a physical attacker.

Just do it.

What the fuck?

You could be creative

Because helium supplies are running relatively low and there isn't a really good way to replace them

I told the talking notepad I wouldn't be creative again.

Not in the manga thing most of my pictures are from.

then that manga sucks balls

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They all do.

It's too late for that

Hope this night is over quick

Fair enough. I wish Bard was here, I intend to drink with him if only because he seems so depressed all the time. I pity that dude.

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I'm tired but sleep feels terrible and I have nothing to do at this hour

FUCK YOU WANT

You're like a generic grocery store brand Mr. T.

how

I AM JUST LAUGHING AT YOUR POST.

Wew lads.

Hey Velma.

Wew!

Not sure.
I don't like sleeping.

Sleep is awesome.
When you're tired.
Gnight.

Did you get the dick?

He doesn't have a fucking trademark on the word "dude".

WHY

Sweet dreams, Grimmu

That may be true, but you just know that he's tried.

Bye bye

It's funny/sad.

I said "gay nigger" in discord and Grim left instantly.

He's offended you left off the "curry".
How could you possibly forget?

Hey, what's up?

Hi Cato!

lol nah man.

Did you?

I was calling Jackson that.

He knows you're on to him.

Doing dropbox things. After that, just hanging out until I get tired. You?

Oh, before I forget, lemme give you that sheep thing. It's uploading.

How're you doing, welms?

Cool.
How big is it?

Thats Neru if he was a pokemon.

Just got home from work. I stopped at rite-aid for some stuffs on my walk cause 24 hour stores are the best^^

Other than that, pretty much the same. Although I pulled an all nighter last night so I'm pretty tired now :p

Good. Today was p cool lol

Happy Friday~

Not very. I didn't post for too much longer that night. dropbox.com/sh/7dkti1tshqglouq/AAAUo0UB4_Ogeq8HaXx8BbEga?dl=0

Is he a bumbling gardener or something?

What did you do to make it pretty cool?

Happy Friday!
In half an hour here

I dig it anyway. Thanks

No I think he'd just fuck a tree.

Was the all-nighter for anything important? Is Rite Aid a Walgreens sort of dealie? I don't really know regional stores other than the midwest.

At least they're technically alive.

Maybe you should move to New Zealand to be with your kind.

I don't know what any of those sheep like to do.
They're probably country bumpkins.

If you're looking for something a bit more industrial, I guess you could try Wales. I think it's culturally a bit like the rust belt in the US.

I looking up videos of people fucking trees once because of this.

its a very strange thing.

It's weird, because I'm used to people saying that they "took the knot" in a completely different context.

Hmm. I accidentally found my girl voice, and then I made my appointment to start getting my girlstuff legitimately so that's all pretty exciting. They even asked my preferred name and stuff .///.

:p I'm from the future!

Not really. Sometimes it just happens cause of this online life I lead lol

I did end up going to eat a good breakfast at a place a couple blocks up which made it worthwhile.

Mmhm. We have CVS, Walgreens and RiteAids here so it's a pharmacy clusterfuck all up in this mug lol

Industrial? Not really.
Just a regular town or urban city is fine. Who wants to be around a bunch of factories

Its a doggy dog world.

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I got home today and made hash browns. I think the amount of hash browns in the world directly correlates to how moral we are as a species.

With that many competitors the service must be great. Unless they all agreed to not care an equal amount.

It's hard to find sheep in the city, man. I'm sorry. We all have to make sacrifices. Which is why it's so important to reside near sacrificial sheep.

True that.

lol I'm like 2 for 2 on this shit.

Now that's exciting, the future is looking pretty!
and you are even closer to it than I am~

Erin carved himself?

Which time are we talking about?

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Dog eat dog world

Baphomets live in the city though. They're really nice folks.

The time he peeled his arm?

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Ooh, hashbrowns are good but I will always prefer homefries. I'm really a sucker for any potato product probably due to my Irish-ness. That's an interesting hypothesis.

Um, yeah I mean I've never had any complaints. My Rite-Aid is like the only 24 hour one though, so I love being walking distance to it for sure.

:O

I'm kinda nervous to go but it's definitely something that needs to happen. Just do it.wmv^^

Were you freaked out?

That too.
I'd expand upon a similar album I like but I don't know what would happen if I did

Not really. I request these all the time.

My great great grandfather was a Templar, I think. Have his ornamental sword and stuff.

Home fries are great too. Pretty much any short order potato product is just way better than it has any right to be.

I think the Walgreens near me is 24 hours, but you'd die if you went there during the 6 after midnight hours.

Is that Erin taking a request?

What are you afraid of happening?

Well I'm excited for you, you're going to be so happy once it is all through!

You're so cruel to your currydaddy.

Just any potato product is too good to be true.

Oh, yeah. I think it's just in the nature of 24/7 stores to attract scum during the odd hours.

It was. I technically still owe her but I haven't done that in a long time.

Thanks, Cato!

Do you have that image of Erin's really bad cutting of the forearm?

It's everyone's favorite pile of misery

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I don't have any images of him saved.
Boo or TP probably do.

Was he a badass?

I would just rather not see any nigger jokes, is all.

I object.

Dammit

I vote for Bard or Gil.

-climbs your lap and claims it-

Anytime!

What are you up to now?

Erin is probably too busy being trashy to remember, you're in the clear.

I thought Boo did.

It's not even a nigger thing to listen to rap anymore, really. At least not in my city. And I have no idea. The Templars were just a social club, so I imagine they smoked cigars and stuff while being racially insensitive. As one does.

I guess I'll just have to be everyone's favorite Revy

Hello

Oh wait, I have this one. Probably not what you were looking for though.

-licks your tummy-
Oh. Hi ^^

Nuuu. I just want him to buy me a birthday present is all :/

Relaxing reading the labels of some new stuff I'm going to incorporate into my nightly routine^^
It... doesn't really say much tbh. Interesting.

hbu?

Yeah, that's maybe a safe assumption.

-pinches flan cheeks-

Please stop with the gore.

And where is your city?
Sounds like a wonderful man.

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Welcome back revy.

Good to see that he tried kill himself.

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Ngl I'm getting pretty turned on by

>~
-licks again but lower- ...

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Okay, after this one.

Madison, still. Near AM, if that helps any. Probably doesn't.

I mean, he was my flesh and blood, he must have been. Everybody who didn't die in their childhood back then was tough, right?

Those aren't suicide scars, they're "I'm sad" scratches.

Top Kek

That is interesting.
None of the general warning labels or anything?

If you ask them, they'll just ramp it up even more

How goes the life of the buttfox

Nuo :(
There's nothing for you there

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That's a guy.

Do I look blind to you?

I don't know if I'd go so far as to call Al a "guy."

And?

Lewd

-rubs myself against your lap and curls up-
...zzzz carry me to bed like the usual.

Nah, it's pretty straightforward. Lightening cream^^

*squee*

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Haha

Good, wondering if I should delete Skype.

Would still smash

see

I've never heard of Wisconsin, fam. is that real?

You can't stop me from interpreting that genuinely.

Nice brown thing vomiting purple stuff.

Only if you believe in it with all your heart.

Yus

Is there like a Discord to chill in or anything at the moment?

*tucks you in and pats your head*

Yeah no good ever came from being able to talk to people

I'm sorry I prefer androgynous people

No one uses Ui's for voice chatting and I think Squash's is for just game chatting.
Ban has one that's just him and Desu talking.

none that is active for more than 3 hours a day

Sarcasm?

If I don't, will you and AM die

I see.

Cynicism

He says as he posts in one.

We will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine. By which I mean we'll talk to your son as ghosts and make him want to kill you.

is this some reference?
do you have a loli folder?

Would be a lot easier to post if there was

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It was a reaching Star Wars one. And yes, I can do that instead I guess.

Yeah, the state of casual voice chat is pretty dismal at the moment.

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It's easier to just call people on Skype to talk to instead of groups.

I don't like star wars, actually.
Dude let's trade

thats based off a lot

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There aren't any active Skype calls ever either though. Other than one-on-one, which, who really cares about that?

I like them well enough I guess, some people get really into that stuff though. Like my brother's girlfriend. Everything she owns is Star Wars this and Star Wars that. It's all very commercial.

Alright, I'll go tit for tat. Or tit for tit, as the case may be.

That's what like half a dozen people said it was.

I'm pretty sure it was only Boo.

You're not even brave enough to step foot in a voice chat

Group chats are just really obnoxious people constantly trying to talk over each other.

Depends on the group. There have been some very nice ones in the past.

Guero, Test, and others said it was that from when I asked what the differences between the discords are.

What does that have to do with not really wanting to hear Desu's gay voice or people yelling for hours like all the TCs are?

All the ones I've been in have been terrible or people just trying to yell about "i get mad pussy bro dont even". And that's just beyond annoying.

Good afternoon.

The TCs get very annoying, yes. Some of the older Skype groups were much more relaxed at times though.

I've just seen too many memes and merch for it my entire life for me to ever feel interested in it. Maybe when I'm like fifty.

They barely have those.

Hey Cockbag.

I'm too selfish with his time, and I just don't let him into group chats.

Sup fam

Test isn't even a part of my discord and Gayro was probably being ironic.

Yeah but I wanna hear you talk in your gay womans voice.

*Clockwork

I watched all six of the movies in one day with my family once. That's a nice memory.

They're budding.

I'm in your Discord at this very moment.

You wouldn't want to get beat with a pillowcase full of them.

My family would fall asleep. not because it's star wars, they just can't do movies.

I can't remember you saying or doing anything. not even once.

They're all just people trying to talk over each other and it's just incoherent ramblings of drunk people.

Yeah, that's it.

What are these discord names
I want to be a part of the family

That's intentional.

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You don't know what I want. You've never known what I wanted.

Maybe that's for the best, my parents are pretty sedentary. We would always rent movies at the Family Video on the weekend though, and watch Buffy and Next Generation together. Nothing like bonding without looking at each other.

I know they're not always that because I've been in ones that weren't that.

Yet you spend everyday here.

So you might as well not be in it.

Test, my name is 潘维。

Hey Lloyd. Hows you?

That's what I thought.

Hello there, Neko.

I forget that you just want to be a human pin-cushion.

discord.gg/reJrS

I never have but anecdotal evidence and whatnot.

Because it's easy to leave this open in a tab in the background as I'm doing other stuff, be it classwork or watching something.

Mine is Uncle Kraybe, but I don't have the authority to add you to any group.

Better than being a pin human-cushion.

What's happening?

You can do the exact same thing with a discord channel.

Or a cushion human-pin.

Not much just deciding if I should go lie down or not.

I mean if your family is ugly it's ideal right

I'm bored.
Watching a Mario 3 speedrun.
You

I actually don't have any idea how to use discord. Which one of these things is where the people generally are

When I tab out, I can not invest any time or effort into here.
If I was in a voice chat, I perpetually would have to listen to people drone on about shit I genuinely don't care about.

Have you ever opened a discord channel before? You don't have to just sit in a voice channel all day.

Yeah, but my anecdotal evidence is stronger. So get fucked.

True that.

I don't care how handsome your family is, if Xander Harris is on the television screen you look, God damn it.

holy sshit that was fucking exhilerating
I rode all the way across town in that shit the sky was lit up more than it was dark and it was rainin hard as a muthafucka
I rode through like 3 f feet deep water cause i didnt see it
got soaked head to toe but my nigga let me borrow a towel to sit on and he even gave me a shirt .////.
a really badass santana one
got torched and burned and now imma get turnt
How the fuck are you doing bruh

Honestly I don't see the appeal of Discords voice chat services.
Like Skype transmits in better quality than discord imo.

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He won't date you if you take his side.

Oh, so does that mean Bard's drinking with me?

Who is that?

I infrequently log into discord and I'm a part of Ui's.
I have no inclination to join a voice channel to hear people talk about shit.

where a yall at idk if i cann make it to cali

I'm one step ahead of you.

Out of booze and gossiping.

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You mean Tsuchi won't date me?

I'm glad Bard is feeling better.

Don't drag him down with your alcoholism.

I swear Daoko is like the Taylor Swift of Japan

I honestly would only keep you around until I got bored of you anyways.

k

See? All you have to do is really reckless things if you want to feel better. I think we all learned a lesson today.

A character from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. What did you watch growing up? Veggie Tales?

mm yes i quite adore some gossip as well
welly welly welly well
wots the subject hon

Yeah sure whatever

No, Veggie Tales always looked retarded to me
I mainly watched Spongebob, I guess

Spongebob is good. Pretty sparse though. Did you just like doing other stuff better, or were your parents strict with the whole rotting away in front of a TV?

Yeah okay.
Sorry to tread on the conversation, you're having with him.
How is Discord better than skype though? I'm actually just asking.

About how Archives should post lolis~
To boring.

no sexualize the lol pls

Whatcha drinking fam

Take a shot with me rn faggot

I feel like Windows 10 is always telling me about some fucking updates I have to install.

The latter. I was extremely happy to turn to dust playing on my sister's super nintendo all day, but my folks wanted me to like, ride a bike or something.

What are you? A 17 year old girl on spring break?

I finished a bottle of wine, just bourbon now.

It's always bourbon.

I wish I could lay down

Use it and find out for yourself.

With who?

Okay, I'll sexualize guitars

I can't give away secrets.

I doubt its anyone I care about anyways.

An update a day keeps the viruses at bay.

And now look at you. You can't even relate from anyone in your generation. You should tell your parents that they ruined your life and start identifying as a fat guy.

Tsuchi pls no bully
Im on a budget and Im drinking Sauza
Need something to make this plastic bottle tequila better

I'd say lets tc but Elma isnt even here so she can get naked on cam

Alcohol does not taste good. It's fucking gross. Drinking something straight does not make you a man. There are no "girly" drinks. Just put the alcohol in your body and stop being a pretentious piece of shit.

*to anyone

Fuck yeah my nigga You the king

Find them
Feed them
Finger them
Fuck them
Forsake them

I'm right here you idiot.

*golf claps*

THANK YOU

I pity you.

It's not about masculinity.
It's about the fact that shit's gross.
It's like only drinking mezcal with a worms, which is just retarded.

Yes, the ol' pump and dump. Or pump a rump, as the Darks Souls may be.

I mean vampires are my favorite mythical creatures so watching Buffy would a shameful act.

Okay.

See

It's what people who've never had tequila do on the Cancun spring breaks.

Hes a cripple so hes gotta talk down to people here to feel good about himself.

Are you guys telling me that when you're working to get drunk you don't even enjoy the actual alcohol and instead hide it underneath other drinks or fruits?

DAMAGE CONTROL

It's like saying it's "overcompensating for masculinity" to drink scotch straight.

What a Catholic thing to say.

I have no reason to believe that a lime chaser is somehow a "meme" with cheap tequila.

I don't drink.

Hmmmm, night.

I had a Redd's Apple Ale last week.
Needless to say the rest of the night was just as fucking lit.

It is if you do it with that attitude. It's exactly that.

I don't drink.

don't wake up

I only said shameful, not sacrilegious.

No. You drink scotch straight because it's how it's supposed to enjoyed.

DONT WAKE ME UP INSIDE

That sounds bearable. Do you like ciders?

I do not drink, either.
But my favorite soda is sprite.
So clean.

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That can be true and what I said can be true at the same time. I'm not going to type it out again if you're not going to bother reading it.

Catholicism is built around shame, not being ashamed IS sacrilegious.

Sprite is good when I'm sick, but I had some diet Sierra Mist tonight that was dope.

Honestly who cares

All that matters is that I want to fuck smiles and share a cigarette with her afterwards

Also it's payday today too

Someone got triggered

Awww shit

:o

I'm pretty sure you've been there before

None of you here are men, anyway.

Loli hour?

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I HAVE AN IRL Picutre that fits this occasion

Literally how?
It's like saying you don't like ketchup in your coffee.

Well then allow me to share.
Half the fun of drinking, for me and a few others I know, have always been enjoying the drink itself.
Hiding it under mixers doesn't even allow you to fully experience the alcohol take you as the burn moves down and lights up your core. It's like buying a steak and then covering it in A1. Yeah you can do it, but you aren't even letting the steak taste like steak anymore, so what was even the point of getting the specific steak.

Just crushed it in League yes.

This is very strange.

Hi.

I could see this being a ShindoL doujin tbh

I don't eat beef either lol

I'd say Catholicism is built around humility rather than shame.

Sierra Mist is OK too. I enjoy pretty much any green or clear soda. Including Mountain Dew, but it makes me feel bad

If you're using men as shorthand for menstruating, the tables are turned, however.

Great, except that has literally nothing to do with using a chaser to cut "purchase by volume" dumpster tequila. Just shut the fuck up already.

Couldn't find a better alternative for 'leave' that would start with F

What's good tonight?

Never tequila but during high school I got plastered on Admiral Nelson and the cheapest Russian vodka you could buy a lot.
I never used mixers or chasers because we were wandering in public and it's hard to carry that much on you.

This is why you mix it beforehand

I use Ebonics, not shorthand.

Y E S

Smiles just likes the burn and how it wakes your ass up

I know what she means

Maybe we're just masochists or something

Humility is the better half of shame, but he doesn't come out nearly as often.

I do not like Mountain Dew at all. Way too syrupy. Apple soda is the bomb, though. Holy cow that stuff is good.

Probably nothing. Thanks for asking.

Ebonics? Is that a transformer? My favorite is Megalodon.

I made a meme
hit like

Are you mad about something?

Yeah it's not exactly a treat to talk to you either you out-of-touch elitist sack of rotten meat. If you can't understand why anybody buys shitty cheap alcohol you're just incapable on so many levels I don't even understand how you function.

its shit

Not really

get fucked

Smoked like half a blunt and having a couple of shots of tequila
How about you Smiles? How is your Thursday night coming along?

make one fam

Wow your standards with drinking are worse than my standards with women
Never go below Popov

Then can the passive-aggressive.

I don't think it's local, but they usually only have it at ethnic grocery stores. That or Little Caesar's. And yes, it is as crisp as it sounds.

Nice, Caddies are the Cadillac of transformers. Literally. I would probably be a subcompact or a minivan.

Too much pressure.

I was like 16 and used my brother to buy me booze.
He just bought whatever was cheapest since I wasn't paying anyways.

Remove the passive part

I want to be upset about alcohol, too.

I didn't say there was a problem with buying cheap drinks. When I drank I never spent more than $15-20 for a bottle when I was buying for myself.
Don't spend your money on "shitty" drinks if they're cheap or expensive. Experiment and learn what you like in a price range that works for you.
Like what you buy, and to learn what you like you need to not hide it under a plethora of different mixers.

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Are you even old enough to drink?

my memes are like month old habanero chips
kinda spicy

Then do it.

You clearly don't need to know what you're talking about here anyways.