I see a red thread and I want to paint it black.
no posters anymore, just want it to be black.
I see a red thread and I want to paint it black.
no posters anymore, just want it to be black.
i'm sure you can take more.
Sup b0rd? Feeling any better? You seemed hella down earlier
does tanned count
HOW DO WE GET WAVING ANON HERE?
Nah still wanna die
But at least Its almost time to get high
hows your day?
I really really want to meet up with the animus pepole sometime
but I'm not really good friends with anybody in that group
and I dont have a car
and I have crippling social anxiety
Kinda regret asking to go in to work today instead of just taking it off
But hey Overtime is nice tho
You can (not) eat pants
I'll eat your pants
Man I fucking miss Waving anon so much dude
Its been ages since we last talked
I have her on steam but she's never on
I will take you! I will show you how easy it is to fit in among everyone else who has crippling social anxiety
vpn messing with you ip
they are just modified lyrics.
Actually, I don't really remember his style, so I'm not going to go there.
Someday I hope this happens
You are one of the toppest pople want to meet
maybe like top 5 even
maybe like even top 3
I know, I once mixed that song in indian style for music class.
I got an 8/10
I do this shit for 10 years at least and didn't see it happen before tho
I bet the jews did this
You should probably figure out something irl to get that feeling killed
Ain't healthy to sit inside all day, find someone to go play guitar with or whatever yo
Hey nice blog man
Huh well okay.
I weren't aware you and him were close.
maybe you've just got a salty isp
SOTO, THEY CHANGED THE FORMULA OF MY E-JUICE
They enhanced the high and maximized it's .... I am rambling, it's dank shit yo
This year at Anime Expo a girl walked up to me and said hi and told me she had been a big fan of mine and could never work up the courage to talk to me for 3 years... I am amazed that there are anons and jerkers alike who want to meet me.
but it was easy, like everything but science/maths.
I don't really know what I agreed to.
toggle adapter on/off
That's real sweet of you
Thank you lewds :)
just passing time for another hour until work though
Going to get a little high and hope that helps here in a couple minutes before I head out
how are you feeling though man what is your day like?
Long time waiting to feel the sound
I still remember the dream there
I still remember the time they said goodbye
you're very smart. proud of you.
Thats so sweet ;~:
What did you do?
I've never had anybody come up to me like that before lol
it would be so embarassing I would just freeze up
b-but I just said
I heard science and math and came as fast as I could!
being smart at everything but two subjects is still being smart.
tokai said it.
She called me her cosplay senpai ;w;
Oh shit fam, is it flavored with THC oil or just THC oil?
Sounds like she wants your crowbar
This was me just before prom night, btw.
m gonna wear girls clothes when I want to
I’m gonna wear boys clothes when I please
So f* you, f* you, f*** you
For telling me
To fit inside your gender binary
I won't fit inside your gender binary.
I’m gonna break all the stereotypes you set up for me
All the stereotypes telling you i have to be manly
Yeah sometimes I want a beard but I won’t go on “T”
Cause I like my pretty voice, it just suits me
I’m gonna grow my hair real long,
I know that pisses you off
maybe it’s just cause i’m a hippie
you all look the same, it makes me yawn, sorry to complain
But I just want to wear what fits me
that guy was pretty much my least favorite character ever. they made him look too horrible.
Don't let anyone stop you from putting on a skirt.
I prefer not being smart and not being dumb.
Too heavy of a stereotype for you?
Am I sexy?~
tfw too old to crossdress comfortably anymore
he's just really unpleasant.
I have someone already.
meh... im here
ladies please cont....ehhfuck it there aint no ladies here
i am an arrack helicopter
idk I've never had any convention affair with anyone before
I can dream tho
I don't work
Can't we all my manYou've got years and years to make it happen
and i mama rhinoceros...
*stomps his hooves majestically
Soto didn't even react to your insult
What the fuck man
I think it was something about you wanting to rape someone.
Well it's all on you to figure something out, it doesn't just pass. Work is always a good way to get your mind off of shit though.
Fairly busy, made some dosh at my uncle by helping him build a terrace and help my grandmother clear the roof gutters. I felt like a handyman all day.
NEVER TOO OLD.
NEVER GIVE UP.
yeah. I get that.
even IRL sasha is bae ^^
Just remove your body hair and do it anyways.
swag set to low-mid
hey sir.. how are ya
A lot more pleasant than looking at this, tho.
Awww....well, I still like making new friends
I'd love to get involved with a famous cosplayer so we could play off eachother and do couples cosplays
I can think of a few people that would like that.
I found him amusing.
you get me?!
riding so low she aint got no balls no more
You can probably find a better friend than I, lol.
I understand that particular statement you made, yes.
don't lie to him.
Spock Vegas is a dick btw
Oh, wrong thread.
dont die in your sleep
are you doing oke?
Perhaps you could consult those with your perverted ideas?
It's not lying if it's what I think is honest.
It also doesn't have to be read as an insult.
This guy was enough of a homosex reference. That other guy is just plain disturbing!
Oh? You clearly like pokemon, so I already have mad respect for you.
Thanks for the encouraging words I appreciate it
I mean prolly just gonna wait for a while
It wont be that long itll be all good
Sounds like a great way to spend the day, my best friend irl isa a roofer and always tells me how much he hates cleaning at gutters
A terrace is like a patio or something on a house right?
How long have yu been into building shit?
I aint trap material no more bby
now I'm just a sexy boi
n-nah I t0think it's okay
how are you doing today man
I am worried for you
looks like it
I could but I probably wont
I'm only using this folder because Cupcake made the basis for me, but thanks.
I'm trying to build a mawile team for VGC.
Can't see shit, cap'n.
this is goals as hell
THat's so romantic
That would be perfect for you
I know you can make this happen nigga
I'M FLRITING WITH MY MASTER!!! THATS NOT
You do you then
most of the characters in that game are overly eccentric. you'll either like it or you won't.
what's wrong huh?
Someday, someday mang
i would but prefer
you to do me
Yeah a patio. I only do it because I'm home, I'm studying to be positioned behind a desk or at most out and doing consultant work which is hopefully nowhere near breaking my back and hands.
But it feels masculine building stuff so it's all good
I think it matters
THEN WHY ARE YOU SHOWING IT TO ME!?
well it doesn't.
That's good on you for getting out and actually bettering shit
I kinda think im starting to look up to you and see you as a person here
i mean weve never really talked much before so I guess
It's nice to finally meet you
m-maybe i was
flirting with you on accident. //.
always so cute...
frogs gotta bump its ass when eh hops
im alright... health is fair. got a callback on an interview. planning an eit strategy for my current employ
y so shit tho
Somehow, I see that pokemon making more sense as a human over a creature...
All I'm saying is that if they're not careful, they could make some kids sexually confused.
Not in front of everybiody I'm so embarassed
kids already do that on their own.
I am not sorry
I will be destroyed
You're just a chicken
I've always loved Mawile.
Probably because she looks like a little girl with a sick ass ponytail.
its a thing
All good nigga
Christ this gets me hard
They give eggs.
They taste good.
And make decent pets.
not to worry
I renounced my slut ways
they are DIRTY BIRDS
My fafvorite bird is Cockatoo
they are true friends
bitch where were you when i was walkin
come onn I care, just tell whatsup
frogs gotta have a great sexual life huh
I'm all talked out about this issue.
If we're talking about dumb birds,
ever heard of the Kakapo?
It's a dumb, flightless parrot.
Its only defence is to climb and fall off trees or stand still shocked.
No that I would know what that's like...
It's bad enough they have that giraffe looking psychic pokeman whose tail is a second head with teeth.
something tells me you do.
Does this mean you're all of pictures of her?
sounds like me irl
how are you doing today buddy
You always seem a bit hypercritical about it, honestly.
No longer suicidal.
And getting better at a hangover; I miss having money though.
It was worth a shot.
Oh hey, this picture was posted on cgl, then cgl leaked her nudes
there's nothing nothing nothing I can do?
I had all preconceived notions of Morality and Trust torn apart at a young age and now everytime i think about that kinda stuff I just get sick really
You mean these nudes?
it's very nice that you care, tokai. it's not your fault. I'd rather you just stop worrying about it.
Who who the heck is that
look at how FAT her chest is
she needs ot tlose some FUCKING WEIGHT
only fat people have boobs
moe is sophisticated anime
If you say so.
Thats me irl.
more like Bored meeting
so you keep saying.
Gross! Yuck!!! You're so HEAVY
you need to lose weight or you have to seriously
consider the damage being done to your body from such
monstrous obesity levels
So we're meating over her chest?
Only 'cause it's true.
I'd meat her chest
if you say so.
I bet you have MASSIVE man tits you fat bastard.
would fap if i had time...
I'm flat as a bard
im still gonna care about you
but okai, I hope you feel better soon
otaku can sit down and enjoy quality k-on
Well, I do.
its too cute tho :/
I do love me some good
This was all just a trick to make you show me your nipple again.
bardo has massive teddos
ill show master whatever he wants .///.
I~Eaaaaaa Tokai senpai yamate yamate >/////<
not in front of everybody....
This is decisive evidence!
WHEN SASHA BAE AND MIKASA BAE ARE SUPER AKWAIIII
Sorry I'm useless today.
Show me both knees and both wrists in the same picture.
you're never useless. this is my problem.
These are Mawiles, apparently.
just pretend you're 15 again and binge a night
eeheh sowwy sowwy
I haven't capped since yesterday, that one was on the fly.
That's a good one
but have you seen this one yet
only a couple of them really look like mawile.
thank you, tokai.
i... i simply cant
Let's stroll down memory lane?
My old employer when I first started let me use my personal laptop for work, which was fucking awesome. Until I got caught dicking around too much, lol.
do yuou think i'm some kind of FUCKING SUPERHUMAN CONTORTIOIST???!!!!!
thats noot even POSSIBLE!!!
The one at the back is definitely mega maw.
I think the one on our right is a mega maw.
Left is a normal Maw.
I dunno about the bottom two.
Description was something like
"I was kind of horny when I drew this
but they're all Pokemon I swear!"
description seems about right.
scoot I was gonna make a meme about you at work the other day but i forgot it by the time i got home
you're the fucking champ
Holy fuck, my first custom rig, I have pics of it.
You said WHATEVER I WANTED!
Heroin is bad okay
the best one in all of fugging eternity
*feeds strawberry cake*
if I dress you up a girl will you be able to?
wooo stashun threat
mah stashun... circa 2011
Stay off that junk rifk
eatshit gragas abusers
oi Luka, wanna play?
hell yeah my dude and you too
it would be ruined. I'm drinking.
It's 2pm for you.
Get a hold of your life.
peanuts are nice.
Its completely legit to drink after noon
OH FUCK, I need to buy some cake tomorrow.
When will I stop vomiting, guys?
What? I'm just stoned as fuck bruh.
C u guys love u all irl
You're an alcohol and it's destroying your family.
We're saying this because we care and want you to get help.
A scoot meme? I would like to know more
you care about nothing.
You're a slav so it's not like there's a time when you aren't drunk.
I can at least feign it.
you're pretty shitty at it.
I love you so much I would kill myself and use my corpse to make a lovely dinner.
Isn't that the point of feigning empathy?
If it was indistinguishable, they're be know fun it.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Someone trying to out-alcohol me
WHO IS THIS UNHINGED AND ILL INFORMED MORTAL?
Tsuchi, there are some times where you literally just make it worse.
Actually, you probably don't care, never mind.
Easy now girl
you also misspelled "no"
don't worry. he's incapable of doing anything to me.
Damn, missed that
And forgot the word "in".
what a fucking mess.
I don't think he particularly cares about anything other than banter.
I just woke up from a nap. Sue me.
I'll contact my lawyer.
no point. I doubt you have enough money.
I don't have an image of Mawile shrugging.
So have this one instead.
That just makes me think of the poster named Kermit and how he'd probably seriously proposition someone to do that.
That's the first thing I say to all the ladies, I don't know about you.
I AM AN ALCOHOL
I AM THE ALCOHOL
... and I want to stop pls.
I can only vomit so much. ;w;
"Baby please, to eat my dingleberries."
I forgot an entire "I want you" in that post.
Murder By Death are seriously good.
Scanner. Just give in to the alcohol
I think you need to continue that nap.
Pls I cant
Continue it indefinitely.
You're getting rusty Tsuchi
You don't bully as well as you did back in 2013/2014
I was out and a migraine was coming on so I attempted to nap and that kind of was pointless.
I'm just chugging coffee and taking opioids at to get rid of it now.
what even is this from?
I genuinely haven't a clue.
I've never done anything but tell people to kill themselves.
Neither do you
That's a good idea. Taking fistfuls of caffeine pills and mainlining heroin always helps with my migraines.
I wish Gilligan still told me to kill myself.
It's just ultram/tramadol and Norco/Lortab/etc. Which are mild as hell.
He was always so sweet to skipper and Ginger.
Lmao good times
What are you talking about? I was a nice guy those years
Well, if the pills ever get too expensive, you know where to do.
I wish you graduate from dogs to horses so you can go full Mr Hands.
Double stutter on first word per line
You can do better.
I get the joke.
I did not laugh.
It costs less than $20 for 90 of one and 60 of another.
Oh please. I'm a certified size queen.
I could probably take it.
I'm going to bring it so hard I'mma pull a muscle.
lol fucking druggie
Is this the kind of avatar I can pretend to be a girl with and get free stuff like Luka?
in aneki you were a bully machine, crashing a thread knocking down everyone.
but you're weak now.
I can assure you, I grinned like enough of an idiot for the both of us.
Yeah, but when you have to take 15 every time you want to get buzzed...
That is honestly disgusting.
That was one of Lexi's avatars.
You don't even have to pretend to be a girl, you just have to make sure nobody has a picture of your disgusting 30 year old body and somebody eventually will buy you things for attention.
that's the kind of avatar a whore wears
are you a whore squash
All this gfur
Pls Blue Moon, I don't want another fetish. ;w;
As long as you're happy.
Make dumb jokes, get dumb answers.
Guess I'll have to fight her for it. I already started. That or I can just cap Tet or Sora.
People know what I look like.
I mean, you aren't wrong.
also I am sure thats one of Lexi's avatars.
a bully machine, crashing a thread knocking down everyone.
when the fuck
I forgot you had dementia
if I ever go through again ill show
Fool's so cool he wears sunglasses inside. I guess there was no convincing him to make a hand heart.
I have a ridiculous tolerance for them anyways and never take them. There's like over 200 of both in my bathroom drawer.
Actually, that's perfect.
Soto cosplayed as the brother.
So you can have an avatar to ship with him.
Squash x Soto OTP.
It's to hide all the "images the canvases are giving him".
You could get off to a wall with a loose brick in it. You're not pinning this one on me.
Sure, but if you get some fresh meat alone on Skype, they won't have a clue.
I'd be Soto's cutie Imuto.
I'd even go the whole 9 yards with a dress.
I haven't actually used Skype in months.
Plus there are so many shared avatars at this point.
Hard to keep up who uses what slut.
Jesus Christ, how fucking horrifying.
D-do you think I'm cute, Giligan-sama~?
Prince Cupcake has dubbed me "Spoiled Princess Cooki"
Please drink a whole gallon of bleach.
I prefer it as a suppository.
Kill y-yourself, y-you s-stupid faggot d-dog l-lover
I b-bet your p-parents are totally ashamed of y-you
Harder. More stutters.
I want to see you emote.
That would be an enema, not a suppository.
/d/ was espousing the glories of sexy brick walls, and I was very vulnerable at the time!
Was not my fault!
Refined bleach crystals give more in a smaller dose.
I'd have offered you the folder I have. But not on steam.
You would have to add me.
I was not intending you add you back on principal.
Y-you h-have n-no r-reason to l-live~! >~<
J-just n-noose yours-self you c-cock g-gargling f-*gasp*FAGGOT!!!!!!
Jump into the machinery and make your employer a new Foxconn.
My panties are fucking soaked.
Please. I would have to actually crawl under the guards for that, and even then the machine can't be operated inside.
I dont feel particularly folder generous anyhow.
That's fine. I can't imagine I'll honestly like this one enough to use it.
Mail them to me and I'll knit a noose for you out of the fabric.
You could have stopped, but you didn't. And now when marathon runners talk about "hitting the wall" you become erect. For shame.
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