>so I guess I like to drink me some coffee in the morning you know >HAHAHAHAHA...

Gabriel Perez
Gabriel Perez

so I guess I like to drink me some coffee in the morning you know
HAHAHAHAHA
WHY WOULD YOU DRINK COFFEE KARL YOU FUCKING MORON
AHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHA COFFEE HAHAHA, YOU FUCKING IDIOT KARL
and I like to sometimes eat eggs for breakfast aight
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
WHY EGGS KARL YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING DUMBASS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
whats wrong with eggs though?
AHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
WHATS WRONG WITH EGGS??! KARL YOU FUCKING IMBECILE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Wyatt Lopez
Wyatt Lopez

its a Karl BTFOs Ricky episode

Ethan Ortiz
Ethan Ortiz

Down to earth bloke tries to explain to elitist multicult faggits that handouts are not a viable or sustainable solution towards the issues of third world nations.
It's like they tried to drown him out with forced laughter.

Adam Price
Adam Price

You can tell Ricky gets legitimately mad in that video. He gets upset whenever his blind status quo worshipping bullshit is shown to be idiotic.

Oliver Miller
Oliver Miller

Just like you do when someone dares to say that Harry Potter is for children and you need to grow the fuck up you fucking manchild, innit?

Isaiah Jones
Isaiah Jones

Swing and a miss faggot
LotR > Harry Potter fagshit

Christopher Hernandez
Christopher Hernandez

fronting coffee
talk shit about coffee one more time and see what happens

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Isaac Barnes
Isaac Barnes

What gets me is that Ricky gets that mad just a few minutes after he told them about the breadboard laptop and the shitvase toilet.

Ryder Perez
Ryder Perez

Please take your meds you cuckchan autist

Eli Torres
Eli Torres

drinking coffee as a male

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James Torres
James Torres

That's more or less every episode though tbh

Colton Cook
Colton Cook

That's right. Soy is the only permissible breverage in this day and age.

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Ian Lewis
Ian Lewis

Everything has to be about Ricky. That's why he stopped being a "friend" to Karl once he got his own show.

Jackson Fisher
Jackson Fisher

tfw you make a better comedy on your first attempt than those two hacks have in their entire careers, and it was unscripted to boot
Shame he got pressured in to doing more, the only episodes that even held a candle to that kino first season were the S2 premiere and finale.

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Jace Ward
Jace Ward

the series he did on his own, the Moaning of life, was quite good too. Really put into perspective that Karl doesn't need to be shat on, mocked or forced to do things he doesn't want to to be funny. In fact one of the best moments on it was simply Karl overjoyed and excited to be given fake hair.

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Lincoln Jenkins
Lincoln Jenkins

Then what should be done?

Ethan Murphy
Ethan Murphy

Let them starve. Realistically they are an infinitely multiplying menace that could eat all the food in the world.

Tyler Parker
Tyler Parker

Going to have to learn to farm some fucking food someday

Nicholas Stewart
Nicholas Stewart

Was this the show that ended them working together?

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Julian Gomez
Julian Gomez

Leave them alone
All the free food is destroying their domestic farmers and basically teaching them not to work

Leo James
Leo James

They should be fucking taught infrastructure. If people in Iceland and Finland can survive, so can niggers. It's not my fault they're all too dense to dig near greenery for water. It's not my fault their latest innovation is a pointy stick. It's not my fault they think magic should be taught instead of science. White people survived basically inhospitable climates because when something didn't work, we tried another solution instead of sitting in our own shit expecting eternal handouts.

Thomas Harris
Thomas Harris

Why is Carl's proposal of people just moving not viable in their opinion? Moving to where there is water is a pretty basic notion. What keeps the starving Ethiopians in the desert?

Justin Taylor
Justin Taylor

Yup, Carl is weird but not bad weird.

unscripted?

come on. all was planned by Gervais.

Luis Watson
Luis Watson

This Why do random strangers on the other side of the world need an endless supply of handouts again?

Grayson Anderson
Grayson Anderson

Coffee is shit, and so are the captains that drink it.

Picard would never into coffee.

Brody Cruz
Brody Cruz

Does Ricky even get that the discussion is essentially "give a man a fish" vs. "teach a man to fish" and that he's advocating for the "give a man a fish" solution?

Nicholas Stewart
Nicholas Stewart

Only part that made me laugh is when he went to Japan and was disappointing that everything wasn't futuristic.

Honda was really proud of their Asimo robot, they expected him to marvel at the fact that it could walk but instead he just looked and simply said "He walks like he shit imself!"

Henry Ortiz
Henry Ortiz

Picard would never into coffee.

Luis Harris
Luis Harris

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Gavin Peterson
Gavin Peterson

This is an abomination made to cater to Austrians and their coffee-centric culture.
Brock holds out a plate with sushi on it
calls them jelly donuts
This sort of shit happens all the time on television

Christopher Sanders
Christopher Sanders

Gervais is advocating for the "can you believe this mong!?" position, he's not really thinking beyond "how can I pants Pilkington?". His whole thing was mocking whatever Karl said for not being a sociopathic starfucker like Ricky was and is.

Asher Perry
Asher Perry

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! YOUR SOLUTION FOR THEM BEING IN AN AREA WITH NO WATER IS FOR THEM TO MOVE TO AN AREA WITH WATER?!?! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
What's your solution then?
I don't have one.

Ricky Gervais really is a cunt.

Nathaniel Richardson
Nathaniel Richardson

Karl gets asked what book would he bring on a deserted island
he says he'd bring the dictionary cause he has trouble articulating himself
YOU'RE FUCKING STUPID HEAD LIKE A FUCKING ORANGE LMAO FUCK OFF

An aspect of knowledge definitely lies in being able to grasp ideas and express your extrapolations of those ideas that one might not be able to, because of a narrow grasp of a specific language. Karl is a smart person with a dumb person's vocabulary. Ricky is just a faggot.

Leo Robinson
Leo Robinson

And at the same time, Ricky said he'd bring a tabletop book of art and a vat of fucking Novocaine. Karl is certainly smarter than he's built up to be.

Michael Myers
Michael Myers

he did make this bit of cringe kino though

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Xavier Price
Xavier Price

Technically, moving isn't necessary. Remember that South Africa was inhospitable entirely by niggers until the white man colonized it and turned it into prosperous land.

Ayden Price
Ayden Price

Ricky really did learn well from his time with the Cuck King

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Matthew Gomez
Matthew Gomez

Karl is ironically smarter. He's not the most eloquent or well read guy, but he has common sense, and he knows bullshit when he sees it.
Ricky is the kind of person who thinks being able to name some dead philosopher, and not believing in ghosts makes him smart. And I bet he hasn't even read Loki.

Nathaniel Young
Nathaniel Young

It would be extremely on the spectrum.

Justin Rogers
Justin Rogers

Karl is pragmatic, Ricky is idealistic (or at least pretends to be).
Pragmatism is more useful than idealism by definition.

Landon Diaz
Landon Diaz

make an entire show just to poke fun at tards
<no, but I play some sad music every once in a while, so I actually care about them
Be a proud asshole, or don't be an asshole. you can't have both. Poke fun at the tards if you have to, but don't bullshit me about your intentions.
I'm a retard, and nothing offends me more than this kind of two faced dishonesty.

Leo Turner
Leo Turner

Ricky likes the idea of being idealistic. It's just social signaling.

Connor Kelly
Connor Kelly

Bugs me that they just completely ignore the point he was making that indefinite free handouts are not helping 3rd worlds in the long run.

Charles Lee
Charles Lee

He doesn't give a shit. Here's how people like Ricky think:
I want everyone to think I'm a good person
good people believe in [thing]
therefore I believe in [thing] (or so I claim)
this person is questioning [thing]
if I can't rely on [thing], people wont think I'm a good person, I wont get my happy feels
I'm going to call him a bad person, until he shuts up

Evan Perry
Evan Perry

It really was like giving a sociopath a series of emotional strings to pull ineptly.
Ricky's acting on the show also swings about wildly, there's times where he's just clearly forgetting to do his little jaw-jut and completely drops the speech problems various times.

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Dominic Adams
Dominic Adams

Hey guys look at this retarded retard, what a stupid moron
<Oh but look hes sad about old people :(
Wow what a stupid gurning prick!!!!!!
<Oh but look he's defending his pregnant friend from her boyfriend :)
LOOK AT THIS FUCKING SPEECH IMPEDIMENT CUNT HES SO FUCKING OBLIVIOUS WHAT A MONGGGGGGGG
<oh but look hes best friends with my black comedian friend :)

t. Ricky Gervais

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Austin Davis
Austin Davis

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Cooper Ross
Cooper Ross

"there would be no more hungry people if we killed them all"

*laughter abruptly dies*

Ayden Reyes
Ayden Reyes

I think the simplest explanation is this:
Karl is an MC
Ricky is an NPC

Logan Rogers
Logan Rogers

The mouth stretch thing
Damn, they nailed it.

Landon Clark
Landon Clark

Soy is not a beverage, soy milk is.

Dylan Lee
Dylan Lee

Regards are people too
Look even the retard knows god don't real
Look even the retard love the black and old
I AM SMART AND EMPATHIC

John Morris
John Morris

Based Harry

Noah Bennett
Noah Bennett

This. Stephen Merchant was actually the writer and brains behind basically anything decent that Gervais was involved in, everyone of Gervais' solo work is total shit.

Wyatt Fisher
Wyatt Fisher

holy fuck that was perfect and I cant believe I haven't seen it before, enfield always will be a complete lad

Christopher Watson
Christopher Watson

The worst instance I can think of is when Karl mentions he doesn't wear his slippers outside and Ricky mocks him for it. Like he can't comprehend why you wouldn't want to absorb the dirt and grime of the outside world in fluffy slippers and bring that shit inside to soil the floor in your house. What an absolute tosser.

Carter Bennett
Carter Bennett

The whole point of slippers is you don't wear them outside.

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