So what it is the deal with Yooka-Laylee?

So what it is the deal with Yooka-Laylee?

I understand the notion of nostalgia and wanting muh childhood back in some fashion. I myself adore PS1 style low poly modelling in games so i understand liking something thats so redundant it becomes stylised or outdated.

BUT i have seen videos and it goes beyond aesthetic. They have tried to bring the level design back. Slopes you slide down, shit you collect and floating squares you jump between.

and doesn't stuff like Mario Galaxy show you can make a traditional platformer and not design it like its limited by old hardware?

Where do you think vibe-vs-emulation hits its sweet spot? because we have seen a fair few good homages/spiritual sequels/rip offs and the most successful are never a one to one that brings back all the flaws but something that keeps the tone and style but iterates to make something familiar but new.

Yooka-Laylee just looks like a fanmod from devs desperate to try and recapture past glories rather than be innovate, and setting aside the fact that saying such anywhere else online leads to "y-you are just alt right trolls defending jontron!" from BK fanboys surely this kind of misses the point right?

unless you are a graphics whore isn't getting the exact same kind of experience just a 'go play the real original games' moment?

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youtube.com/watch?v=PsaJ46pW-h8&t=1h22m10s
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Are you fucking shitting me

Nothing to ECH about.

Proof that old games always sucked

Anyone got that porn of nazi!JonTron fucking Yooka and Laylee?

Really, they kickstarted the game on nostalgia and a growing sentiment Microsoft had no idea what the fuck they were doing. They delivered, but I think people are beginning to realize that the Banjo games, although fine for what they were, were products of their time and suffered a bit because of that, especially viewed with modern sensibilities.

I was never interested in playing them, personally, because it felt very artificial to me: use ability A to get past puzzle 1, use ability B to get past puzzle 2, etc. I always preferred Mario games where it was fun to jump around and you had all your moves from the start.

Perhaps there was some miscommunication from Playtonic - people expected them to make a spiritual successor to Banjo, but they just made Banjo with different characters. At the very least, you can't fault them for not delivering on their Kickstarter promises, since they said they wanted to make an old-school platformer and they did. However, people would laugh at Banjo-Kazooie if it released to day since the novelty of being 3D isn't enough to forgive the design problems.

H A R M F U L P O L I T I C A L V I E W S

Since it came out today, has anyone here played it yet?

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Proof that banjo kazooie fucking sucks not proof that old games always sucked, you have to be some kind of fucking retard dork to like a shit game, w0w the music sounds ilke it's under water. w0w instruments actually layered and gets taken out based on where you are, like i fucking care. Then you have fucking faggots saying ''"b-but but the gameplay is actually good."'' No fuck you, spelling BANJO KAZOOIE, running back and forth smashing stupid gay shit to have christmas boxes not eaten up, flying though gay ass rings when the flying isn't even interesting, you're slow and fucking gay. music sucks ass, the story is for children, not that's a bad thing but it's just simple and dry like a piece of shit, because that's what banjo kazooie is. Also nice framerate, nice fucking resolution. Only good games are donkey kong country games because they had three things: challenging enough and is over the border of what is considered a videogame, isn't running like shit, good actual music not this muffled n64 sound that fucking held back f zero x from sounding good, like the remastered guitar arrange soundtrack of f zero x is fucking banging but the actual in game music isn't as banging, then i listen to the shit banjo from david kirkhope as in david ''i have no hope in yooka laylee, yooka laylee was a fucking mistake'' kirkhope. You are a piece of shit for once thinking "proof that old games always sucked" is the worst and most unthinkable but you thinked of it kind of line I have ever seen and perceived with my eyes. Worst controller, worst console, worst fucking genre and worst fucking game. How do people like Banjo Kazooie and say ''"I am perfectly fine with a shit fucking game because it's like a childhood game and i have auts, and i like collecting things because i like to collect and compliment the fact that i wasted a fucking hour collecting gay shit and that the xbox release made the game more casual and i love casual games because that's all i am and all i breathe is nintendo shit because i'm a fucking huge pretendo."'', that's the kind of gay shit that everyone is saying whenever the fucking bring up banjo kazooie and unironicly, not ironicly, not in a meme kind of way but in a genuine way of saying "it's my favorite game" and then follow it up with "played it as a kid".

I want to kill

Shoosh, its all going to be okay.

pap pap.

3D platformers are shit. Walking around "exploring" shouldn't be a genre in itself, it's just basic gameplay at this point. Marketing something as 3d platformer is like branding something "barebones game"

POOPIE poopie doodoo

my mind is a torrent of questions

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Liberals are insane user you should know this by now.

god grief, banjo style voices are ear rape.

At this point, I'm starting to believe that they are literally the emissaries of the abstract concepts of entropy and destruction.

No they are just retards that read the insane ramblings of a man who never worked a day in his life and said yes this man who let his children starve to death so he could write nonsensical drivel while mooching off of his rich friend's father has great ideas about how to run a government and an economy we should do our best to be completely retarded like him.

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What really can you do to "innovate" the 3D Platformer genre?

There's nothing inherently wrong with Banjo Kazooie's gameplay or level design. You can argue that maybe the controls and movement physics should be adjusted, or that in a modern rendition the platforming segments should take advantage of modern tech. But anything beyond that borders on gimmicky.

I feel like the main reason people are complaining about the BK formula right now is simply because they're not kids anymore and they have less free time to go around collecting shit. My first time playing Banjo Kazooie was actually 6 months ago, and not once did I say, "Really? This gameplay is terribly outdated."

It just played like a normal game in its own genre of 3D collect-a-thon platforming.

Well they tell each other what they think the communist manifesto says but yeah. Anyone who has actually read the damn thing knows how fucking insane it actually is. Unless they are insane already and think that abolishing private ownership and giving the government absolute power is a good thing.

The animation is fucking
GARBAGE

That green shit is blinking with his fucking cheekbone.

What the hell was the name of this guy?

Make it fun.

Jesus. Talk about not knowing how to pick your battles.

ECH

cloudbuilt is boring shit. go away total biscuit.

Fun fact, during the recording session Jontron insisted that he would just say "Kill all jews" the developer of Yooka-Laylee had to do a lot of software processing to hide this.

Isn't total biscuit dead yet? Wasn't he told years ago that he doesn't have long to live?

hopefully his fans follow

get out, nigger

Is there no gog download out yet?

>david i have no hope in yooka laylee, yooka laylee was a fucking mistake kirkhope
Did one of them consider it a mistake? I'd be interested to see if any disgruntled stories slip out of Playtonic at some point.

Along with all the shitting on classic N64 3D platformers, I've noticed a rise in people praising the early Playstation 3D platformers, sometimes at the expense of the N64 titles. I usually don't like to point fingers at one particular group when I don't have much evidence, but both trends happening at the same time is very coincidental. I don't know if we're just getting fanboys from another site, getting people who just haven't let go of the console wars of the past, people are just retroactively shitting on them because of yooka-laylee's current controversy, or it's shilling for the upcoming Crash remake collection, but something is happening.

I missed the whole controversy. Is it just muh youtubers? Or was there actually some sjw shit going on? If it's just youtube bullshit, I may be willing to forgive them and buy it if I enjoy the game and they have a drm-free version.

>tfw no Anton & Coolpecker

I think Yooka Laylee damaged the branding of N64 classics in some peoples' minds at the moment while the Crash Bandicoot remakes are AAA, wasn't anything "new" or trying to be, and wasn't trying to be spiritual successors.
Spyro was one of the better collectathon platformers tbh

>The poetic irony of it belonging to an outhouse of all things

I never liked Spyro that much.

I don't know if I can articulate it properly, but it felt … "event based"? Rather than running around and just getting your things from the environment. That's probably why I tolerated DK64 and BK

I backed this, but I can't run it. How would I go about selling my key?

Apparently backers at the $5000 level were able to get their voice acting in the game. Furfag poketuber Verlisify is in it and I know he's said anti-sjw things before. Will they pull his voice acting too? If they do what can happen to the company? I honestly want to pressure them with it just to see how they react. Best case scenario they don't censor their backer and look like massive hypocrites to the SJWs they were attempting to virtue signal to.

Also; to the pokefag on this board who says "verlis did nothing wrong", vid related.

Ask for a refund. You're entitled to one if the game does not run on your computer. Don't mention JT at all.


Keep raising hell about their hypocrisy, then. Last I checked, the #GG thread still mentioned YK in their OP, too. Maybe you could get 'em to personal army and do something.

Its literal shitposting.
Good lord my sides, because he dared to utter wrong think, this had to be scrapped, sending their entire project into the shitter, while the scene took place on a shitter, my lord, its almost too perfect.
My sides are gone.

I think I pinned down why Yooka Laylee's chatter is so fucking grating compared to Banjo Kazooie.


Yooka Laylee's voice clips seems to be severely short on "babble"audio clip variety and under utilizes modulations and cutoffs. So it's just two or three sounds repeated.

So instead of a burst of say…. "Wakwekwookwokwiki" you get "WikWokWikWokWikWokWikWokWikWokWikWok"

Which makes it extra grating with how they do the dialogue, It's much longer winded and wordier and less bite sized than Banjo's.

They also have it trail too goddamn long as the text goes too slow and is a hair too wordy. So it drones the very small bit of babble chatter it has for far too long in a burst. Giving you plenty of time to get annoyed by it.

youtube.com/watch?v=-tr5pIDXwuw


And the way it's mixed so loud and sharp instead of being a bit softer on the ears.. If you listen to a lot of kazooie clips given how often kazooie talks- A lot of them are a soft birdy mutter. And another chars like goggles have muted voices. The more "voice time" a character has it seems the less sharp and grating the sounds chosen are.

youtube.com/watch?v=lPeuuCbc55c

Which explains why everyone- Even people who enjoy banjo kazooie say it's fucking grating.

Gee, it's almost like it's not the original team working on it and instead just hacks pretending they understood what made the original great while cashing in on people's nostalgia for the title.

This is so retarded that I'm pretty sure it's got to be some kind of marketing publicity stunt or something. Little impact in the actual product, but a bunch of buzz talking about the game in exchange. It's common for companies to do this. It works too since the majority into games don't care about the politics or are still Marxist leaning and celebrate this, so the sales drops aren't enough to really punish the company. I mean that not in just the couple thousand followers they lost, but as in so many lost that they would go under.


Do it. At this point, the game is out and pressing them to force to respond would put them in the spotlight with their pants down to their virtue signal audience.

Woops- Meant to say bottles not goggles.

It's been a decade sue me.

Yes, it's definitely too slow.

I personally think Okami had the best chatter.

Rare didn't make 3D platformers. Go play Banjo again. Practically no platforming in it. Even less in Conker. Rare made 2D platformers on SNES, but after that, they stopped making platformers completely.

That said, they still made good games, but collectathons are not necessarily platformers. I personally always preferred actual 3D platformers, like Mario 64, Crash Bandicoot, and Sonic Adventure 2. There are bad 3D platformers as well, I don't know how I could handle Croc's controls in a platformer back in the day, but I'd still like to see that genre make a comeback, and I fear that people thinking Yooka Laylee was trying to emulate 3D platformers, when it was actually trying to emulate collectathons, will make people think nobody should bother to bring actual 3D platformers back. The only hope now is that the Crash remasters are successful enough to warrant new Crash games, but it's Activision, so I really have no fucking hope for them being good, if they were to be made.

If you want to make a new 3D platformer, do it. You can have more larger, more complex levels. Some early PS2 games like Jak & Daxter and later Crash Twinsanity tried to bring the genre into open worlds without diluting the platforming too much (as open worlds tend to favor exploration over tightly controlled jumps and obstacles). Mario 3D World is basically the most recent actual 3D platformer (and focuses more on platforming than previous 3D Marios, too) and it's fucking great. It's not groundbreaking, but it just has good gameplay and good levels. That's all you need. Slap a shiner coat on it for graphicsfags and you're set.


This. Spyro did a better job merging collectathon and platforming, especially the first one. Better action in general, too. The faster pace and more frequent platforming (though still not enough that I'd call it an actual platformer) helped it feel less like just collecting things for the sake of it.


A proper collectathon still requires good level design. There's one way it is similar to a 3D platformer, or any other good genre, for that matter. Level design is always one of the most important things. Give me that and some decent controls and you've got a game. Everything else is extra.


3D platformers aren't about "walking around 'exploring,'" they're about walking around "platforming." Rare didn't make 3D platformers. Naughty Dog used to. Mario still does. Sonic Team sorta does. Rare never did.


'90s nostalgia is taking off after a near 20 year period of '80s nostalgia being dominant. They want one of the biggest genres of the '90s back. It's well known that 1998 was the peak year for video games, and 3D platformers were one of the biggest genres in 1998.

Of course N64 didn't have as many actual platformers (or games in general), so they had to make do with Rare collectathons. And they were pretty good too. So the promise of those coming back was good enough. But if that didn't work out, then I'll settle for the Crash remakes for now. Not that I'd actually buy them, but I'll hope they're successful enough to get some more actual 3D platformers made again. Bring back Croc. Bring back Jersey Devil. Do an ironic sequel to Bubsy 3D, I don't give a fuck anymore. They don't make genres I like anymore, I just want things to be like when I was a kid again. I'm sick of moviegames and I never bought into shooters or indieshit. I just want to run around and jump on things, but in 3D.


It was clearly just a technical limitation of the limited memory of a cartridge in the original games, so they shouldn't have done it in this game. The point is to make a spiritual sequel, and an actual sequel, if it were made even immediately after Tooie, wouldn't have done it. Hell, Conker didn't do it, and that basically is Banjo Threeie anyway.

DAILY REMINDER THIS GAME IS A TECH DEMO AND THAT THE LEGION OF FAGGOTS WHO DEFEND NINTENDO ARE N64 FAGGOTS

n64 is the shittiest console ever made by Nintendo, get fucked kiddies.

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Okay valid p-

reported for inciting consolewars

Alright so as someone who had the misfortune of backing this shit and unable to get a chargeback, I played it for an hour and it fucking sucks

>characters who dont shut the fuck up, a good example of this is right after you get the roll move. If you decide you'd rather go back to the start and see what was up that slope at the starting area, Trowser says "HEY CHECK OUT THAT NEARBY SLOPE" every five fucking seconds By the way, theres literally nothing up that slope but a fixed camera angle and disappointment
>collecting pagies isnt satisfying, like they just slapped the jinzo animation on it and called it a day Like maybe this is subjective as fuck but I liked the animation in Banjo Kazooie and it made every jiggy collected feel like an accomplishment

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Demon's Souls was also a cobbled together beta but that doesn't change the fact that both games got a lot right on their first attempts and should be recognized for that effort

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wait nevermind, I just got "banned" for trying to sell it.

So is there a torrent up for this yet or what?

Anyone want to try lowering the pitch?


They could have replaced it with constipated groans and it'd have worked.


Even if you sped up what they currently had, as you said they need more babble. Jon's might have been OK.

God, what a fuck up.

Holy fuck. This is what just had to be removed? SJWism is a mental illness.

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Yeah holy shit, I couldn't figure out why I found Yooka-Laylee's chatter so fucking grating compared to Banjo-Kazooie's, you pretty much nailed it.

GOT EM
BACK TO REDDIT YOU DROOL NOSTALGIA FAGGOTS

Made this for the future and to leak to the normalfags over time.

This is by far my favorite Holla Forums meme

Just got a physical copy of Banjo Kazooie and tried it for the first time last night. Banjo's sister is the only character so far with a grating voice but since she gets kidnapped in the first scene of the game I assume you don't hear her much anyway.

LOL

There were a few minor characters in BK that had the same sharp, drawn-out, limited-sound type of chatter, but it was at least amusing cause they had such a small role. Now EVERYONE is like that? Ouch.

Shut up or I'm going to PannenCUCK you by finding a pedro spot near your house, building speed for 40 hours, and then fucking your girlfriend one million times in two seconds because I put a HOLP containing my cock in her pussy. All in half an A press.

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GOG upload when

this, surely one of you niggers own a drm-free version

Fuck I just saw it on yt
It also makes sense and is quite informative
Yes I know what to do!

You vastly overestimate the intelligence of the average Holla Forums user. These are people that believe communism actually works, just let that one sink in for a minute.

They have no self-awareness, they likely thought shitting on Jon was gonna win them popular support.

Well it's literally just Japanese speech being chopped up rather than straight gibberish. So the syllables are real even if the words aren't.


That puzzles me, honestly. You can't walk up a slippery slope but turning into a ball gives you enough traction to roll up it or stay still on it? It was a little weird that Kazooie can run faster than Banjo given she's carrying a bear on her back, but it makes sense her talons can grip slippery surfaces.

Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if no one on Holla Forums bought it. Or at least I hope no one bought this shit.

user, I…

Here
I was also close to backing it, glad I didn't.

People on here bought worse things, user. Way worse things.

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Welp, fuck me for hoping Holla Forums wasn't just a bunch of retarded niggers.


Never again.

Mark bought it, I guarantee it.

8gag lost all of it's standards post-2014


I think you mean his dad bought it for him.

Of course.

I don't understand. What exactly compelled you to give money to a kikestarter? Are you some kind of cretin that believes digital "goods" can actually run out? Do you not know what piracy is?

I mean, help me understand.


I fucking knew it. I just knew it. Goddamn yid.

I didn't buy shit m8, I was referring to the lack of self-control of our user base.

Never forget the 4cucks stealing this board from you.

the caked crusader strikes again
did anyone see him go on that metokur stream like a week ago and absolutely spill his spaghetti for a solid 5 minutes ?
our board is lead by a man who has achieved the very pinnacle of autism

Mark backed it and could not get a chargeback if I remember right.

unless your name is Mark or Jim you don't on nothing goy

Heh.

Oy vey the goyim know.

Got a link?

Who the fuck thought that these sort of voices are a good idea? I hated them in retro games and I hate them now. They should've added a simple sound.

had to go digging
starts at 1:22:10

Does that apply to the original game? It was 2 and 3 where they introduced all the shitty minigames. I loved the first game but could never bring myself to finish the sequels.

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ECH

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My god, he's such an autistic attention whore. Poor Jim.
Thanks for digging that out.
Polite sage for off topic.

This is just another life lesson that you should never have hope for anything

Can't I have hope I won't fuck up my suicide?

no

Half the gold bananas were locked behind minigames. The last level was nothing BUT minigames.

This is why we never should have stopped dubsbombing shit threads

My nigger.

ech

how does a board go from "lightly moderated decent discussion" to "no-fun-allowed shitty threads" in the timespan of a year WITHOUT any users seeming to have any issue?

It seems things worked out after all.

It might simply be apathy. I stopped caring as much as I used to, mainly because there isn't much to do, is there?
Try 3.

I think that the fundamental problem with YL is that it didn't set itself to become it's own entity. What I mean by this is that the game has no identity of its own, there's nothing that makes you say "hey, it's yooka-laylee!", this is because YL is nothing more than a compendium game of all the things that rare once did all crammed into a single game that turns itself into a clusterfuck of nostalgia with a coat of paint hastily thrown on top of it. Even if MN9 ended up being shit, at the very least there was an intention to let that game be megaman while at the same time trying to stand out as having a soul of its own, as clearly defined by the dumped mechanics from the original kickstarter pitch.

YL has nothing going for it, having levels that take from other games from their prime (like the wagon and rail segments) or attempting to base their marketing around quirks of old (the lankyposting rap remade), the main question in your mind ends up being "why am I not playing DKC/Banjo instead?", because at the very core YL doesn't attempt anything new or at least give it its own spin to stand out. If they wanted to call back DKC, why not do that while throwing some improved mechanics that take advantage of the new characters? If they wanted to promote their game when they went gold, why not instead try to highlight these characters instead of using HE as a proxy for them and squander the potential? If playtonic wanted to create a nostalgia buffet for everyone to enjoy, they kind of succeeded, unfortunately the pitch was for an actual game with a soul of its own that tries to pay homage to the previous titles and they instead delivered, like you said, a fanmod of games mashed together under a reskin.

It's been shit for 3 years, but I meant to say that it only took a year to become shit.

Also, don't be so down, user. Fight for your rights to be right.

But if no one bought it then who will upload it to mega for me

There are casuals who will refuse to play older games, because of muh graphics, so a game that imitates the older games but with a new coat of paint is perfect for them.

It's depressing how accurate that video is. Though that shit was far fucking worse back in the 2000s when everybody thought they were fucking clever by saying "HEY GUIZ ISN'T POKEMON ANIMAL CRUELTY LULZ"

lostallhope.com says there are 25 suicide attempts to every one successful suicide, and the odds are worse if you're under 30.

Great patriot Ding Dong pretty much hit the nail on the head about Yooka Laylee, Mighty no9 and all the "classics making a comeback"

twitter.com/dingdongvg/status/849336383621562368

There's the random wave of shills that poured in during late 2015 but I don't think they'd do that.
Maybe anons have given up.

the ones with issues are silenced

This is true. Mark being the fatass he is, does delete posts he just plain doesn't like. Watch as he deletes all of our posts and gives us a day-long ban for "rule 8".

Lying Lewis

>steamspy.com/app/360830
Well they seem to be doing good

What did he mean by "guides"?

Probably things like visual clues to tell you where you should be going.

I find it funny that this is coming out at a time where it's competing with retroshit indies like hollow knight or that shovel nig expansion that are actually good

Not really when you consider the backer distribution among platforms.

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So?????
I was expecting some fun in here since the game seems to be kinda meh

What's going on

A lot are still waiting for an upload of it; then the fun can begin.

Yeah, Op.
A lizard and a bat, what's up with that?

Honestly, I wish more games did the pitch-shifted gibberish speak, or even the Animal Crossing style phonetic gibberish. Hell, even Undertale was pretty good in the way it gave most characters a unique sound and even timed out and adjusted the tone to imply different emphasis and emotion.

Full voice acting has actually become more of a liability than a quality feature these days and using the gibberish alternatives still lets your characters have a unique "voice" without having to pay the same 4 or 5 famous voice actors like everyone else.

Holy fuck, I thought it was just supposed to be inspired by Banjo Kazooie. This is a straight knock off.


shit/10

Hey, man. You ready for this!

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Idk why but I laughed my ass off when link just started smashing pots. I guess just because there's no context to the animation or something.

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it is literally the worst game ever made, if I had it on my steam library I'd kill myself

Maybe event was the wrong word. Set pieces?
I liked DKC2 (and 3 to a lesser extent). It had an exploration factor to the levels. Same with BK… but like, some games show off "this is an area you NEED to reach" or "this level is built around this giant lava spewing dick"

you may want to reconsider your decision

Except it actually is the original people working on it…

(which makes it worse)

I agree. I'd like to see more games tackle the issue in different ways. Stories: The Path of Destinies, as awful as it was, at least tried to find a way to have narration play by using one voice actor doing the voices as the main character heard the other characters speak. So you had a normal voice for the narration, then a cutesy girly voice for the cat princess and an untrustworthy voice for the rabbit thief, and so on.

I cannot state how bad the game is in spite of this, but at the very least they tried something new.


BECAUSE IN REAL LIFE YOU WOULD NOT REALLY SMASH POTS
V I D E O G A M E J O K E S

The best Early 3D platformers found ways to save space and assets by making spiral shaped levels, filling the games with multiple paths and collectables and making slippery controls a factor to the games difficulty.

Now game design has far less limitations in space and in analogue control, So when they make these retro style platformers all they leave in is the collecting shit.
Thus resulting in huge open spaced worlds where everything is spread out, and the controls are so easy you might as well play anything else.

It's like giving a calligrapher a keyboard and wondering why his writing isn't as good anymore.

I mean fucking hell. They can't even do the Voice jargle sound effects with the same amount of effort the original banjo had.

I'd still fuck 'em.

Too many singles, too many dubs going unchecked.

Because people from 4chan and other places started coming here when whatever site they used went down for maintenance and brought bad habits with them. It's not so much "no fun allowed" as it is "I want the idiots to leave".

If you mean to imply that this place is no longer lightly moderated, I'd like just say that I have not been banned once since I came here in 2014 to escape from luggage lad island. In the years before that, I could count on being banned from Holla Forums or the entire site several times a year.

*steals their cummies*

They fucking straight up copied Banjo but couldn't copy what gave the Banjo games their charm. The voices are fucking terrible.

someone forgot to take their ritalin

Shotgun to the head, 99% success rate.

If you don't use bird-shot. 12ga 1oz slug or 00-buck, accept no substitutes.

What

Suicide is frighteningly easy to mess up, especially if you're a kid.

I sincerely doubt that every single person who worked on Banjo Kazooie worked on the title. Maybe you're just buying a line being fed to you be the sell outs of the team.

We ARE hard wired to live, after all.
Suicide is basically the antithesis of our existence.

THANK YOU HITLER

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Just how bad is the game?

see

I ain't watching e-celeb shit.

Quads confirm, e-celebs are cancer.

QUADS CONFIRM

Webum, but a tl;dr: Game is Shit.

I gave it a shot for about half an hour. I expected nothing and was still disappointed. How do you make a collectathon with events so fucking boring you discourage the player from doing them? I can see about five pagies to get in world 1, and I just can't bring myself to do them because they look fucking boring. I did a race with the cloud thing and turned the game off.
Did I mention that every single joke in the game is either self-referential or breaking the fourth wall? It was funny the first couple times, but it stopped being when joke after joke after joke was all the same HEY GAMERS, VIDEO GAMES bullshit. The dinosaur is kickstarting his games, but don't tell anyone he stole some assets! What a kneeslapper.
When I heard the game was awful, I expected it to be awful, not irredeemable.

What font is this?

This is good pasta, I should use it.

banjo-tooie was a good game, but i felt it was too large and the amount of moves you would learn in each level/zone means that if you left the game for a few days/weeks you would totally forget what half the shit does

In a parallel universe he might.

Really? Coming back to a level always made me remember quick.

I am

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yikes
The real question is how much they need to cover their investment though

Because anons are afraid to go down in posting quality like cuckchan did, so they started dubsposting anything that resembled a template thread and moderated discussion. Meanwhile ledditors and other refugees have been coming here since 2015. If you want things to go back to 2014, start indoctrinating all the obvious newfags, stop responding to obvious Holla Forums and Holla Forums shills and stop asking mark to do our job for us.

Grade AA Autism

I don't understand how a site about suicide would last so long. You'd figure the owner would be dead by now.

Because on a website where anyone can make a board, everyone is too lazy to move, it cant be properly shown off, and it will be shitpost on to death by goons because anons legitimately have nothing better to do.

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this kid is clearly one of the four horsemen of the apocalypses

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You can pause buffer into objects, some areas have shit frame rates, i've seen objects despawn, turn invisible and I even found a collectible in a transition screen between areas, this game is complete fucking dogshit.

is that just Fraps shitting the bead or is the game poorly optimized too?

Should have explained, clip is of my brother pause buffering into the pagie because the puzzle was uncompleteable because of the frame rate. sound was off to see if it improved frame rate, it didn't.

could be worse. We could have Josh from Endchan as our autistic moderator.

this picture is fucking the whole fucking Croc game abridged
I love it but why, why are the controls so shit

I'm assuming he could sue for changes on a contract he signed with the company in question, or probably there's some minuscule line that entitles the company in doing whatever the fuck they want, but most likely they'd just settle for a full refund to avoid more shit flinging.

Try hardware accelerated encoding. Performance impact will only be whatever it takes to intercept directx frames.

From what I'm hearing it sounds like a 6/10. I might get it.

Ohnononono muh lord!

Oh, user. It's much, much worse than that. The goal of Communism is to abolish anything and everything that could separate people into different classes - a.k.a. True Equality. Abolishing private ownership and absolute government power are just means to that end. Communists are right when they say "True Communism has never been tried", but they're right for the wrong reasons. It's not true Communism until everyone in the world is an orphaned, penniless, hungry, atheist, bibliophobic, gender fluid, mystery meat mongrel.

Except the Jews.

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You're right and wrong at once. Until the switch came out the console itself was the worst indeed, but at least it had video games.

For convenience.
youtube.com/watch?v=PsaJ46pW-h8&t=1h22m10s

Not really, given that we've also been selected for inclusive fitness. "Eusocial suicide" is pretty much classical heroism.

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almost had it.

No the problem is posting quality HAS gone down. Not to cuckchan Holla Forums levels but close. The issue is we have a BO whose a bit of a schizoid and a moderation team on par with that. Then we have anons who dare not try to do anything or don't understand how sage works. The main issue is anons, the life blood of any board refuse to enforce quality of content and as such shit goes down the drain pretty fast. Good small niche board as an example would be /monster/ which does enforce posting quality both from the Anons and BO.

Holla Forums is in a state where the anons alone can't fix it, but needs help from the BO and with mark being the way he is it's going to be a long and grueling road into oblivion

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When it comes to "New games that try to emulate old classics", Shovel Knight should be the indie standard, and Mario Galaxy 2 should be the AAA standard. Just IMO.

There are Slavic niggers who'll make the Mona Lisa of gaming with three hundred dollars, twenty liters of potato vodka and a year's supply of track suits.

off yourself

Have any of you played the game yet? I am and it's… fun. I saw Dunkey's vid and came in with really really low expectations, but exploring the worlds is still neat, the music's good, the characters are cute… It's not perfect, but it's enjoyable.

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The team that developed Croc came up with the platforming engine with tank controls. They wanted to make a deal with Nintendo to make a Yoshi platformer game, but Nintendo said no. So they made this instead.

Croc is 110% fuggable

When Banjo-Kazooie was being developed the #1 concern was
They wanted to make a platform but make sure that it was distinct among its competition. Whether you view Banjo-Kazooie as good or bad it was distinct. Banjo-Tooie tried to innovate on that but got lost copying the hours played v dollars paid craze during the end of the N64 lifespan. With Yooka-Laylee they are making the same mistake as Banjo-Tooie of trying to mimic and milk nestolgia rather than attempting something new. By taking the safe route Yooka-Laylee will be mediocre at best. Fading into obscurity with the other metric shit ton of "eh" titles getting pumped out by the day.

Aside from having SJW faggots for devs, what makes Jewka-Gaylee so shitty? All they had to do is make a Banjo expansion pack with a gay chameleon and bat. How could they fuck it up royally?

Why does Yooka sound like sexy Grunty?

I can't be the only one that noticed this…

It will be remembered not because of the game, but because the developers outed themselves as massive cucks that hate their fanbase. They won't get nearly as lucky with the money next time they try a kikestarter scam.

what did jontron say even?

He didn't act like an autistic manchild, just said he understood why they made the decision and wished them the best.

How come it's always the "enlightened" leftists that act like complete cretins?

The audio it was replaced with is even more annoying so it didn't fix much removing him

Maybe Gruntilda pulled a Turbo?

The main problem with this "supremacy" is that jews are now largely suffering from the effects of inbreeding from having such a small breeding pool for so long. Jews have more genetic defects and diseases than any other ethnic group by a hilariously huge margin.
Their purity is what will ultimately destroy them.

wtf I thought this was already a game that came out years ago and I just missed out on it

lol

Did it bomb? I can't imagine this game selling well, I pirated it and can't stand to play it it's awful the levels are big and empty and who the hell thought a marsh level would be good?

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Mario Galaxy is shit and is not even in the same dimension as Mario64.

Kill yourself shithead

i was going to make a serious post detailing the history of Holla Forums but you just want to cry about a disney sellout e-celeb

Well, that was his reaction to them pulling him. What he originally said that made them pull him from the game in the first place was that wealthy blacks commit more crime than poor whites and that unchecked third world immigration might not be the best idea.

Because the truth is problematic.

HE also criticized illegal immigration as well.

Its never going to work, faggot

How convenient. Now we'll never know whether you're an oldfag.

Laylee also sounds like Wumba.

We did get Trump elected.
The naivete makes sense.

Bump

Well, supposedly it's made by some of the people who worked on Banjo.