♪Ain't no cure for the summertime blues~♫
♪Ain't no cure for the summertime blues~♫
Sometimes starting new threads are the best thing to happen.
I was a kid! It's completely normal.
Sarcasm or no?
I dunno what happened. I just got back from bwakafest =w=
It's not that. It's just... you're making me feel really old.
YOU KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO IF BOWSER LIVED UNDER MY FUCKING BED?
I WOULD LUBE UP CRAWL UNDER THERE AND GET MY BRAINS FUCKED OUT BY BIG OLD DADDY KUPPA
I"D BE THE BEST GOD DAMN TURTLE WAXER THIS SIDE OF THE MISSISSIPPI
How old are you, Freeman?
Also how did your appointment go?
Not sarcasm. The last thread was getting pretty awkward at the end.
I don't want to say my age...
But my appointment went pretty bad, so we made another one for tomorrow.
Mario 64 came out in 1996!
I was four years old!
I don't think bowser is a gay pedo rapist. I don't even think he's religious.
Oh, well I'm glad I could help with that kind of situation. Saw the reply number and pulled the trigger^^
It's just a number... but okay :/
Sorry to hear that. Is it physical or mental? I suppose you don't have to answer that one either if you don't want to.
Well mario does say "so long gay bowser" so maybe you're on to something.
I'm willing to find out.
I know it did.
Sama went 2bed.
I can say it's mental, but that's about as far as I'm willing to discuss it openly here.
My dad always heard "Pickle" instead of "Let'sa go!"
Too much of that weeb stuff. Rots the brain, diggy :(
I can't say I share that opinion, I'm not into scales. Are you a scale-y? Is that what they call dragon furries?
I didn't even really understand english back then. I only ever started learning english properly in third grade I think.
aw man wtf
I prefer dogs to anything else, but I like oriental dragons and some lizards.
WHAT IS THIS BLAZBLUE FOLDER I FORGOT ABOUT?!
I don't think anime ruined my life, I blame these threads more than I do anime.
I'm starting to feel what Sama was feeling. Time to abandon thread I guess and try and fail to sleep.
But would you fuck a goomba?
I'm assuming anime led you to these threads though lol
I could be wrong, but it's a valid hunch.
oh, bye then
Why not? And how would one go about doing so?
They don't look like they are fuckable.
Is it because they're brown? Is it a race thing?
Is S76 the dad of Reaper?
No, he's just the COD guy
I come home from work to see this Swedish faggot posting again
I just can't get a break from this nigger
No me digas
Errything is daijoubu
No, reaper is hispanic.
Why are you always so rude?
Trabaja mi culo, papi~ ~
wait i don't think that's right, but lol
I didnt know you spoke spic
Try to woo me with your broken spanish :3
Kinda pissed off at that guy
Now were getting somewhere
You play Overwatch?
Didn't I add you the other day and join your discord but I had to go so I couldn't stay to play?
tfw I have 87 mental illnesses, 86 of which are undiscovered
tfw I would commit suicide but my 10/10 gf with perfect boobs would follow me
Mi carne feminino en tu boca?
lol oh lawd
That's right. I'm just trying to get as many people as I can to play anymore.
i sometimes think of peeling off the skin on subtle's face and throwing him into the street
Yeah I have you added. I haven't played since before Ana came out though. Still just level 55.
Are you drunk?
It's 1 PM on a thursday soto, he's not drunk.
Want to play later?
I wasn't talking to you
si se puede~
Yes, although I was thinking I'd go lay down for a bit soon. So later would be more like "tomorrow". Or well, later today.
I was just pointing out what a dumbass you were being.
What Mordin said lol
s t o p
Whatever works for you. I want to beat the water temple anyhow.
Lol Soto nice cosplay.
Hey come on now, that's like a perfect time for drinking
I could've had today off but I asked if I could work to make up for yesterday
My boss wasn't even mad lol
You don't see me pointing out what a dumbass you're being, and that's like 80% of the time lol
You're kinda late on this fam
I don't care I still like it
do you ever think about what its like to pull off someone's fingernails
Moogy, don't be like that :(
That would be very unbecoming of you.
Why don't you cosplay, user?
I know... I know.
It's not your fault *hugs*
You're a model employee :3
I think it would hurt a lot
They probably wouldn't like you after you did it
I'm too embarrassed.
user a cute
Anyone want to do something?
montar su polla
i feel so sickkkkkkkkk
Why? What happened?
THUNDERSTORM! I'm gonna go try to sleep.
I have nausea pills if you need them.
ctrl+shift+T is the best shortcut ever made
I'm gonna go get some lunch
iunno i accompanied bf to the doctor yesterday maybe one of the gross old people gave me something.
ill keep it in mind
I don't know if the Norco would help, but I have one of those too.
Well I get along with everyone there and do a good job, hell I even help out my coworkers sometimes too
Not really a model employee but more like just a nice guy
My attendance is pretty bad
Dressing up like a chinese cartoon?
Its pretty embarrassing at first but then it's super fun
Probably. Hospitals are notoriously nasty for contagions.
Where do you work now, Soto-kun?
[upside-down ?]A donde tu trabajar, Soto-kun?
I wanted to cosplay Rem but everyone else beat me to it.
Same place fam, almost going on 4 years
Oh shit is that Nymph-kun?
it would not. norco is shit
gross ass fucking old people fuck them
Did you just crawl back with your tail between your legs or what?
I bet you would fuck them you horndog~
B-But user you have a penis!
Yeah man, that screenshot is hella old
Its when me and Ian first hung out and drank
I remember him passed out on the kitchen floor with vomit all over the floor like if it were just yesterday
i need to get me some of that sweet sweet percocet
you're sick for suggesting that
There's not a single person you don't like?
What do you think of my cat, she decided to sleep in the washing-clothes basket :3
So now my 2nd job might be scrapped as a whole due to some stupid lease bullshit.
I was kinda looking forward to the extra cash, guise :/
You said it, not me~
I am not sure how to help.
At most I could get hurt at work and try and get some?
Have you taught him well? Does Ian drink like as much as a man as you can teach?
Pretty cute, I'll get a pic of mine in a sec
Lmao nah, my boss had hit me up a couple of weeks afterwards and asked me what I was up to when I told him I was unemployed he told me I could come back and didnt even need to do a drug test
I needed a job pretty badly so I took up his offer
Nah, I like everyone there
They're pretty chill people
I have hung out and drank/smoked with a good amount of them outside of work too
Holy shit your family is loaded
i never meant it like that! you knew that. im only into milfs like you anyway
im just playing around with my little addiction.
Did he punish you with a lower payrate?
I'd giggle if he did cause that would be coldhearted haha
idk how to react when i notice people removed me
Hey, hey... Easy with that :(
I'm sorry, okay?
I'm not sure if it's something I can help you with.
Maybe once I have actual money to speak of.
Well yes, and no
His alcohol tolerance has gone up to the point where he could keep up with me which is very good progress considering when we first drank he was throwing up in our 3rd round
The downside is that he's still a baby back bitch and can't take shots
He actually didn't which was super cool of him
My boss is super chill
we've both gone too far. lets make up
i am trying to tell you not to take me seriously
Well that's cool, yeah.
hook me up with a job out there, man. What's starting pay?
I LOVE MAKEUP
Fairly certain you could give me a run for my money too
we have to put like really heavy eyeliner and make you cry so you have that messy idgaf look
I have waterproof liquid eyeliner though...
and why would you want to make me cry???
starting is $11
No way, really?
I thought you folk out there are heavy drinkers
Well if you aren't fat or have huge shoulder then I guess you can do it
oh. no go then... back to the drawing board.
it's for the greater good.
It's so mean though!
just bite the pillow
relax or you'll make it worse for yourself
This thread is just thrilling.
going to masturbate, bye
Shut up squash.
Sleep is death.
NOOOOOOOOOOOO cum back
Fins are pretty good drinkers. We drink often, but not necessarily a lot.
jk, jk <3
you are a good tease
I'm just going to go
Lemme see your big boy cummies when you finish though~
lewds why you do this
jesus christ why
gotta try bbl
would be amusing
swedes are so weird wtf
you weren't the one? well fuck
I don't know, I just thought it was funny.
I'm waiting :c
Holy shit your family is loaded
What makes you think that?!
Want to sleep in my bed?
What are you on about?
Phone is charging^^
i want to sleep on the sofa with someone to hug me.
I'll hug you.
I could really use it.
A likely excuse..
I do not have any hug images to respond with.
I didnt know that could result in giggling .///.
also i found my girl voice lol wow
next level shit
Don't worry, I'll show you my pussy soon
You're talking about a cat, right?
Did you just touch yourself in a way that made you giggle in your girl voice?
that happens to me sometimes
WHATS WRONG WITH HER FACE
What's wrong with yours?
Tbh, it'd probably happen to me too if I got into the habit of practicing butt stuff.
Now I feel bad.
idk i might be hallucinating because i don't know how to sleep
Good point, I thought the hair was in the way but upon further inspection I see what you mean
Why is there so much rape art of pokemon, holy crackers.
This is not okay.
This is what's wrong with this generation. Be patient, don't act like an entitled millenial griefer who is literally a psychopathic rapist in real life.
Fly safe o7
forcing two animals to fight each other for sport is fine though
Jun you dense motherfuuuuuuuu
Not even buttstuff lol
Who knows what I'll blurt out this round x_x
I don't know that you've watched or played pokemon, but they enjoy the cockfighting.
If it's "Rin" I'll consider my job done. <3
That would be somethin~
so do the chickens
Just a little something.
Or as big as we make it.
It's a thing, if their trainer's not a massive piece of shit, the Pokemon enjoy battling.
This has been established several times as canon in the series.
I wouldn't want to make Tokai sad~
And I don't think I could handle a round 2 tbh. I'm just psyched about the voice situation lol work is gonna be fun today^^
Jessie and James were great trainers ^^
I like little green ball Pokemon. I forget it's name
that seems written after the fact tbh
i have a hard time believing an animal would enjoy getting its ass caved in every day
Make sure you use it, so you don't forget where it is.
I need to get into the habit of speaking from my chest more, myself.
It was established in the first episode.
It's a lot less "fight until you pass out" in everything that isn't the games.
It'd probably be the same in real life.
It's entirely in how you treat them, and tbh, none of mine ever get their ass caved in, so...
Exactly! I guess I can start reading this book now (aloud) to practice. I borrowed the first GoT book from a coworker like a month ago an haven't even started it yet and now he's kinda mad at me ;p
What a coincidence, when I last lent a GoT book out, it was the first, and I got kind of annoyed that it was missing from the rest of them.
so are all pokemon psychopaths or what
in real life their are like laws. but a culture revolving around animal cruelty sounds like a strange dystopia tbh.
i am on the second book you better catch up
So cute. I'm putting it in my team next to my whimsicott. Aw shit it's grass though...I can't have so many grass type...
It's essentially like MMA fights to them.
It's a sport. Not really an actual fight.
They're enjoying the sport of it.
We're enjoying the sport of it
Most trainers are decent people who won't let their pokemon get beat too senseless
Don't run Mawile in your mega slot, btw.
Run Kenga, or or Salamence.
I'll probably run one of them as a back-up mega.
I like mega kenga
Heatran is pretty bread
That's a weird co-inky-dink^^
I'm about to start right now. I just hope I remember how to read :p
so like imagine being a wild pokemon just living whatever meager but peaceful life that entails. and this little 14 year old captures you and forces you to fight every day. you didnt choose to suffer. you wouldn't enjoy that
but we're getting too in depth into a children's media thing.
have you seen the show
Gumshoos best Pokemon. Look at that amazing hair!
Michael Vick did nothing wrong; he was just playing IRL Pokemon.
I can't get behind any of the new pokemon other than the fire cat's last form.
If I was some unevolved little shit id be pretty pumped about getting leveled up and evolving.
If I was an eevee I'd try to tell my master I wanna be an umbreon. If I get turned into a leafeon I will commit sudoku.
I think just a random episode or two.
I've seen so many Mega Kengas standing beside Primal Groudons it's not even funny.
And the one Cress that got two calm minds off the one game, that was SICK.
Don't worry about tripping over your words!
Just enjoy it, and focus more on your voice!
UMBREON IS SO TANK.
IF YOU GET AN EEVEE IN NUZLOCKE YOU UMBREON THAT SHIT, HOLY CRAP.
Pokemon don't live peaceful lives.
Most of them slaughter others for food.
I'm not sure I understand the meaning of the name if that Pokemon's supposed to look like Trump like everyone thinks it's supposed to.
They mostly do seem to just get sillier, but Gumshoos is going to make Pokemon great again.
They seem very stagnant.
Like, most pokemon had a neutral expresion.
New ones seem locked in one all the time.
That and their colors tend to be very flat.
I'd never run cresselia. Iunno. It looks too soft.
Why not a heatran and kyogyre
i think it was michael vicks cousin that was heavily involved and he just got pulled down with him. im not certain
you just want a master.
Yay! Thanks for the tip :p
alcohol every morning feels like a bad idea but its so good to me
why don't other people do this?
And then there are things like that ice cream cone Pokemon that suggest the creators are really running out of ideas. The facial expressions are probably to make each Pokemon more unique, I guess, since it gets harder for them not to blend together.
-pets your hair- How're you today? :3
If people are worried about cruelty to animals, they should probably divert their attention to factory farms, anyway. At least dogs fighting each other is natural and doesn't involve death factories.
skips like a third of the way in
there's eunuchs in this book???
Not Heatran probably because it's a special hitter and the most common special walls resist it.
The most most common special wall being PKyogre, which completely negates Heatran.
Primal Kyogre gets used a bit.
A lot of people are running double primals.
People usually have to drive during the day. And it's pretty unhealthy. :3
bunch of rape as well
i think they do
though there are always those few cases like that video with the cattle and the forklift
Oh my god dont skip ahead but yes.
there's like one rape in the first book. and it's addressed very little.
and they end up falling in love anyway so i guess it's okay
ah right people get fucked up from drinking huh
shit is just burning my throat but in kind of a good way. no effect on me at all other than that(maybe because i didn't sleep again?)
well my jeep is still broken so im down to riding a bike or skating into town
Son of a bitch, George.
Every gen had its ups and downs.
I just think there were more elaborate, but not over the top pokemon in gen one.
Goldeen was very elegant for a fish. Not a lot going on, but still stood out.
Then you have a literal heart for a fish. Shit like that. Compared to others it just seems silly.
b-but prologues and stuff and then I'm just looking for cool stuff to read
if there is no build up then there is no pay off
This applies to masturbation and sex as well.
MOOGS don't be such a spoilsport.
I can't even read anyway lol
sure you can
I just really can't get into reading. I'm trying though, I really am. I flipped back to the beginning. Just for you~
I think that whole method of farming inherently involves a lot of cruelty due to the sheer number of animals involved and the focus on doing everything in an expedient way, but I dunno; it's been a long time since I've looked into it. I'm not sure how much it can really even change if farms want to keep up with the demand for meat.
I mean long term. It kills your liver.
Those methods of transportation may also not work well if you get too drunk. :3
Maybe they just had better designers in the beginning and that's part of why Pokemon took off so well in the first place. Also, it probably feels like a lot less big of a deal to crank out mediocre Pokemon than when there were only 150 or 250. The first generation really had to be good.
I don't know. Could be that we grew up with them and it's just nostalgia.
Official art of Rhyhorn
Maybe. Come to think of it, a lot of the ones in the first generation didn't have neutral expressions and stuff either. Look at ones like Gengar and Raticate. :3
Seel's and Dewgong's expressions are pretty kawaii.
Official art of Trump
The style is definitely different, but more flat? Not... really.
I looked into that one more a few minutes ago and it seems like it's actually supposed to be a detective or something? I guess they still could have slapped Trump-like hair on it just for fun.
Then again, Trump is a detective exposing the corruption of the Clinton Foundation. : ^ )
"Pokemon were more creative then, I mean, Trubish? It's just trash. Vanilluxe? It's fucking ice cream. Klefki is fucking keys.
Grimer and Muk are literally just sentient puddles of sludge.
Rattata is just a fucking rat.
PIDGEY IS A FUCKING PIDGEON.
So the creativity argument also isn't valid.
I associated it to Detective Gumshoe, tbh.
I mean, Trubish? It's just trash. Vanilluxe? It's fucking ice cream. Klefki is fucking keys.
You guise and ur pogeymans~
When the last light warms the rocks and the rattlesnakes unfold. Mountain cats will come to drag away your bones
Yaaaaaaaaaaay ^^ welma hi hi
from the dusty mesa
a looming shadow grows
hidden in the branches
of the poison creosote
tfw no qt welma trainer to see you working hard to impress her and give you drinks and head pats.
I wonder how long I'll live anyway.
Got water and good, I still think I'm just sleep. I'm impervious to being drunk
beep boop bleep boop~
I'd want the black team rocket outfit^^
Apparently "gumshoe" is just an informal synonym for "detective." So Gumshoos' name could be a combination of that and mongoose.
Got water and good, I still think I'm just sleep.
What did he mean by this?
holy shit hahaha it took me 3minutes to type that and i still fucked up
I think I'm just a little tired not drunk
Would you be team rocket though?
Because I'd want a nice, caring trainer.
M-maybe I could like infiltrate TR and like steal already stolen pokes to return to their rightful owners.
I'm pretending to read!
whatre you pretending to read :P
dont pretend bitch
TRIGGERED BEYOND WORDS
EVER EXCEEDINGLY ASSPAINED
game of thrones.
i'm reading all of the words beginning with an 'm'.
what triggered you, ma'am
Lost my keys and ipod, got beyond drunk for no good reason.
Wanted to off myself.
How do I stop being a faggot?
I've only been laying down a few hours, and I'm still in the same thread?
That'd be fun.
We could do that.
probably stop riding dick.
maybe stop drinking
reading for real is too mainstream
Yeah. I gotta stop drinking.
It's too expensive. And I'm too retarded to be trusted with alcohol.
Moogies, pls don't be made.
I'm just practicing anyway. I borrowed this book like a month ago and he's all mad at me cause I haven't even started it yet so I'm gonna give it back today lol
just buy dextromethorphan
are you still at the prologue
I am reading it backwards now.
RIN MY BRAINS ALL CONFUSED NOWEifpasdoivhapdvuhaepr;goiauehrga
what have I donea;kdveaproiuh
Huehue you so bad.
I got the live action AoT movies earlier today
might stick em on
might have a nap in a min tho ^^
Those are already out??
Man, seems like just yesterday it was the previews. Weird.
Did you just change your mental voice?
severe dizziness, anxiety, restless feeling, or nervousness;
Nigga, I'm trying to get away from anxiety and restlessness, not cause it.
It is funny because it is true.
i dont experience the nervousness or anxiety
You sound like you're having fun.
It's kind of cute.
I know, cray cray,
anyhow imma go grab a quick nap brb soons ^^
So one of my friends confessed to me they were a cam model and they're live right now
Do you get hangovers and do stupid shit?
I need something that doesn't get me into stupid shit.
.. oh, that's all drugs, nevermind, brb, converting to born again christian.
I was just talking to one of my coworkers yesterday about how I was being lazy with this part of the whole thing and boom.
It's just surreal ^~^
I just wanna hug somebody
hows your mind going?
it hasn't made me do the dumbest shit i've done. like when i did some percocet i wanted to feed a stray cat some ice cream i had out of a moving car
I wouldn't mind a hug.
Too bad I'm not over there.
I'm glad you found your girl voice, love, now you can show it off to your coworker~
I'm just saving a bunch of pictures off Pixiv 'cos of Cupcake.
Well, that's reasonable.
Considering the dumbest shit I've done.
*hugs tight* <3
M-maybe I can be ur pogeymon tonight~
You know what you must do.
Cams up, cocks up
I understand this is a joke.
I understand this fact completely.
But I've seen so much mawile porn in the past 24 hours because of pixiv that I may, just, have flinched a little there.
Serves me right though, for forgetting to turn R-18 off.
he lurks around taco bell so he's probably well fed
what is the dumbest shit youve done
oh nice, pokemon vibe all over.
I visited a castle that hindu's took over and bought a shirt.
Dumbest thing I ever done was lived with psychotic drug dealers/addicts for 3 months and expect not to get robbed, bummed out and fucked over.
I swear to god, I cringe every day, because I wind up doing something retarded every week.
No, I meant it at you.
I understand the "maybe I can be your pokemon" thing was a joke.
Pixiv's just given me too much poke porn.
I dunno, I'm just weird, I guess.
What's up for today?
oh yeah that is pretty retarded
It was potentially not a joke, but then I noticed Tokai was here and also it's not tonight yet^^
gonna eat and drink soon, belgian style.
and after either binge more avatar or working`!!
then hope that I can dream as lovely as this day.
I once left my temp contract 2 weeks early from the toystore to work in a kitchen in a new resturant, got laid off 2 weeks later.
Now I'm re-applying to the same toystore and went on a bender.
I can make a legit list of retarded shit I've done, if you like.
Not how camgirls work bro
I just got distracted by Pokemon TCG Masters Swiss R13.
O-oh, well then.
Probably going to save more pictures, maybe breed more Pokemon.
How do they work?
I dunno how it works.
there's never enough huh
I wanna help breed
If you have OR, AS, X, or Y, and can get me a Mawile with a 0 speed iv, that'd help lots.
why is it a fairy now
my lil bro saw only ratatas or something here
Because she's adorable.
I didn't mean Pokemon Go.
I meant the actual games.
I still have a DS lite
Not sure you can help me breed these mawiles then.
HOW DO YOU SAY "MAWILE"?
it's really irking me. It's like when you type the same word too many times or something
Except it's one word so it's really more Maw Isle, I guess.
ill go breed something else
Okay, thanks. I was like "M- awhile? wat?"
I think I've just been up too long
Grab me something to eat too.
Rubber ducky, we have a problem
Wtf is this shit?
Make Pokemon simple again...
Rin you should go to your local gamestop or whatever and get a free arceus
A bunch of clips from the episode.
The one I wanted to link had shitty audio quality and it hurt.
I was going to make a joke about how "Mawile" is clearly said as "Kuchiito"
Skip to 3:02
Lore-wise Arceus is the stupidest fucking pokemon.
Or watch less than 10 seconds of the video I linked.
Yan thinks God is the stupidest person ever
He had to be, because we exist.
I think a God that you can capture in a fucking pokeball and tell what to do is the stupidest fucking thing ever.
I guess it was 15 seconds, whatever.
No one wants to see those fucking Kalos whores.
Rin I bet you play as Team Mystic
I bet you play Instinct. :^)
Not like the brazen giant of Greek fame,
With conquering limbs astride from land to land;
Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates shall stand
A mighty woman with a torch, whose flame
Is the imprisoned lightning, and her name
Mother of Exiles. From her beacon-hand
Glows world-wide welcome; her mild eyes command
The air-bridged harbor that twin cities frame.
"Keep, ancient lands, your storied pomp!" cries she
With silent lips. "Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"
mfw we're on the same team
more like this tbh
It's funny because it's a fucking game and it doesn't matter anyway.
I get the impression you lost friends because they didn't join the same team as you.
No, I never had any friends to lose.
It also says something about your personality, which team you chose.
There's quite a bit of psychology at play when a person picks their team.
The team thing is dumb and only makes the dick players act like major dicks.
gimme freinds pls
You know what the worst part of eating a vegetable is?
Earn your friends, you socially inept mong.
People are more likely to pick the middle team if there's no reason for them to choose another, since it's the first one most people will see and look at.
Getting all the tubes out first.
What a losers team thing to say.
What team are you, Wife?
Right, that's called the center-stage effect.
There's also the bandwagon effect, and an estimated 1/5th of players chose the team based on color alone.
I only picked Valor 'cause I thought it would do something for me.
I wanted Instinct because yellow.
Goggles must be Instinct
That you cannot put them up your ass after?
I need friends too.
I subscribe to the idea that Spark is a total meme lord, and kind of just assume all the meme lords will gravitate to instinct for it.
I picked Valour 'cause Nii-sama's Valour.
Otherwise I probably would have put it off forever until my friends made me join Mystic with them.
That was at Luka.
No thank you.
I already ate.
I'm starting to think Valor was the retard team and not Instinct...
A part of me hoped you'd say Intinct or Mystic so I could say something to the effect of "I'll beat you in game almost as hard as I beat you in bed. <3"
I envy you cunts with your pokemon go.
God damnit Squish.
Holy heck, that's lewd.
It took me less than an hour to beat the water temple in Majora's while also hunting the stray faeries.
Welma. How're you doing?
I KNOW WHERE THIS IS FROM > U>
goods. I hope you're doing well yourself~
and I'm supposed to be not being so forward, aren't I.
I absolutely have no idea what you're talking about, old timer.
I don't know what to say!
Well enough, I suppose. Been busy?
Yo! I'm invited back to DnD!
And they need a tank! I wanna play even dumber, but which race should I go for?
Sorry, I just saw porn of that moth lady and just thought the first thing that came to my head.
To think, this generation of gamers will be identified with their powerful cheetah legs and bronze tans.
Was it not you I was talking to about Zelda before?
Iunno lol. I have an hour or two left before I gotta leave for work.
Neither, let's just forget I said anything.
I figured it was that, I just have no idea about anything that happens in any zelda game.
Had the day off. Been playing Monster Hunter and trying to code my own game with limited success.
Why do I keep you around?
Honestly, Great Bay isn't that hard.
Gyorg is just, like, the worst boss in the game.
Water Temple in OoT isn't hard either, it's really exaggerated.
The only one where I bothered with the fairies was stone tower.
Because I'm sweet.
None of the temples are bad.
Literally all it takes is 10 seconds to see what's in a room and some sense of direction.
I started watching Stranger Things on Netflix
It opens with a bunch of kids playing D&D or something
But no one is asking "Where's the mountain dew?"
But half damage from the great bay fairy.
I mean, you're something.
To be honest, getting all the fairies in a given temple only adds, like, 2s tops, per dungeon.
Because I'm sweet.
But the great fairy sword thing is cooler. Although I never ended up really using it anyway.
Only in my hometown.
Yes, like Chads.
Some faeries are pretty bullshit to be hones.t
It looks retarded to me and kind of undermines getting the other swords.
no dew in DnD
They better have pizzas at least.
At that point, there is hardly anything left of the game anyway. You're not that far off getting fierce deity if you choose to do so, there is only just the moon left.
Something isn't nothing.
I never even had to go out of my way, to be honest.
And once I had the bow, it mattered even less.
2s to pop the fairies, and continue what I had to do in that room with the mask on.
They're not playing DnD
They were being faggots with dice
Death would be a blessing
Depends on how much you did along the way.
AIDs is something.
All those lucky skeletons underground are smiling, knowing you cannot fathom such joys of being a skeleton.
AIDs is as much as something as sweet.
Do you think kafei and anju fucked?
I would not lick AIDs off an ice cream.
Yeah you would.
But you've fucked and probably sucked off a dog?
He didn't fuck a dog; he was fucked by one. Get it right.
Well, a few times.
They're entirely different things.
Why would someone do this. It's... a fricken dog.
Furries are disgusting.
Because I'm sexually attracted to dogs.
Pls keep hard questions to a minimum, I'm trying to get over a hangover.