Are there any games that have canon autistic characters?

pretty good

Is that what I think it is?

You sure bet.

heh

All of them in which they give you a character creator.

Please stop posting this

But wait, there's more!

It keeps getting better.

Is this going to devolve into a Sara Ryder love thread?
because I'm ok with that

10/10 truly a masterpiece.

This is what it must be to become memes incarante.

This meme has gone too far.

ITS RAMEN YOU UNCULTURED SWINE

Have a larger image.

Overwatch, the Symmetra character is confirmed to be autistic by the devs.

Motherfucker.

She doesn't even show symptoms at all.

post more julia

Oh it's the fucking sundae ramen.

Shit nigga, I'm rusty on my vintage memes.

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zoom

HOLY FUCK

Why isn't autism porn a larger genre?

Holy shit, good catch.

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Believe it or not, you and people like you are a bit of a boner killer.

IT'S SO DENSE
EVERY IMAGE HAS SO MUCH GOING ON

Time to ruin the thread with just one image,

Good eye.

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I'm retarded, please explain.

Can someone enlighten me on the pattern?

Someone probably have the thread cap but there was an user with a fetish for patterns, some patterns would make him rock solid.

I MUST HAVE MORE PORN OF THIS MUPPET

It's… for autism research…
AND MY COCK.

Here.

Tilefag user. It's a story of a love so pure we cannot understand it

Holy fucking hivemind get out of here

Do you think Autists react with more intensity then normal people when getting cum because of their sensory overloads?

She reminds me of this girl I'm in love with that's a massive whore when she should be with me. We're made for each other but she'd rather fuck disgusting drug addicts.

user… she's not made for you…. she'll cheat on you and will carry the DNA of the niggers who came inside her. you're better off finding someone else.

Thank

But user, if she was made for anyone to begin with, she wouldn't be such a massive whore. Please do not behave like such a cuck in the future, and find yourself some better taste.

I think I posted this last autism thread.

I'm not dating her, I've just known her since I was 10 and we've constantly had a thing for each other. It's one of those things where I know a relationship would be terrible, but we'd have unforgettable times together.

Ha, I completely forgot about that shit show

You could have saved her, Forrest Gump.
Why didn't you save her?

Maybe not 10. Either way, since forever.
She's just neat.

To be frank, he's right about being not being alone with that feeling. I kinda have a thing for it myself. Like, I really love weird sexual idea, so like fucking a living marble, (or at the very least I could fuck it) I mean I used to jerk off a lot as a kid on the cold tile floor as a kid so yeah I like shapes that really got a curve also I mean sense zelda (living face floor boss) I have had a thing, I sat on tile with my ass and it's kinda gotten a rise out of me too.

I also like trees too, which is actually a thing were people fuck trees, so no he's not alone in this feeling.

She and her fat friend harassed me for a period of time. And I've been in a relationship for years now.
It almost ended awhile ago and her and I got in touch and almost saw each other, but things didn't go through.
Probably for the best.

I am sorry for your lots.
maybe I can be your gf tonight

You're trying way to hard for attention there reddit.

Type better

Back when I didn't know any better, I used to watch TheRadBrad (ditched him in just after Cry of Fear came out. The "Fuck you Chair" was forced). I don't remember anything about it except that the little girl had powers and I think there were zombies.

Sounds good, Brutux.

Craigslist is a blessing upon this world.

I think they were special snow flake zombies. It's weird how even though this game sounds tumblr as fuck, it's less forced than most shit today.

Some canon Autistic characters:
Jade, Indigo Prophesy (Fahrenheit)
David, Massive Fecked 2
Brigid Tenenbaum, Bioshack

Too tired to care, but sure. I thought I was trying to hard with shittale meme but I guess sharing sexual interest is too much.

And I literally found that ad today. People are wild.

It's funny because it's in the middle of fucking nowhere.
Smells like a rape.

I remember finding someone near downtown offering free housing as olng as applicants were "cool" and gave away free cupcakes and Dr Pepper.

There was another one of some middle aged nudist looking for a young christian female roomate.

THen what the fuck is it that she's feeling that's making her cry?

Shame cuz I'd still nut fuck her.

Autism. She's feeling autism

FUCK

Maybe they're tears of anger.

Found what I was looking for

too social and expressive for autism, i say she is a sperg

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I have aspergers and yeah I thought about how people could perceive colours differently, but ultimately realized that it doesn't matter because colour is just what ever light waves are being reflected by an object instead of absorbed by it.

IT'S SO DENSE

You fucking champion.

More please.

Anons, I think that I might be autistic myself

Guess you gotta post porn of yourself now, since this is the autism porn thread.

user it's just some dude jerking you off

No, they said that she's real.
Why would they lie?

You asked for this

Inb4 this is what replaces cuckold porn

Today I learned there is an autistic muppet. Today, I saw porn of that muppet.

An autistic muppet is okay but having an autistic pony was going too far for some people. I question the trends that gain traction as of late.

Autistic girls would never cuck you.

Armless girls would never hug you.

They can leg-lock you. Good enough for me.

Get on my level, faggot

Autistic girls get taken advantage of by their art teachers and work themselves to exhaustion then kill themselves in their true (neutral) ending though.

Who got it?

your mom got it
Ha Ha

>I will never get a stump hug from my qt cripple waifu

If a waifu doesn't exist then man will create them -anonymous

You'd have to wipe her filthy ass like a baby, since her stumps can't reach. Are you into that user?

I bet you, there is plenty of technology that could take care of that if you're too much of a pussy to take care of your stumpy autist qt

You act like that hasn't been brought to my attention. A true man loves his waifu unconditionally.
Also, what is a bidet

I would wipe her ass if she needed me to, but I imagine that she wouldn't want me to.

This shit needs to stop. A low functioning autistic gf isnt gonna be the cutesy experiance you think it will be. It will be agonizing pain

2d autistic gf > 3d autistic gf

use your imagination

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Symmetra from memewatch is a canon autist

Which is fucking retarded. Has no impact on gameplay and they're just doing it to virtue signal to their shit fans about how inclusive they are. Blizzard is fucking trash.

Square root of 912.04 is 30.2…
it all seemed harmless…

Disappointed in you muppet fuckers.

gb2/bed "Henry"

But with girl autists it's kinda cute becayse they're innocent and guillable which makes them natural subs

Autism includes aspergers

Mute Snake is not Autism Snake.

Persona 5 has a hikki neet that never leaves her bedroom as a party member. Her name is Futaba.

Autistic girls (high functioning) are actually way preferable to non-autistic girls imo.
As autistic girls are generally more driven by logic, and not emotion; making them the sane counterparts to the non-autistic girls.

She's not autistic, she's just traumatized.

Well no shit. The important thing for autistic girls is that they embrace at least a few normalfag girl values like being cute or attractive. If they don't, then social justice gets its grubby paws on them and they quickly inflate to blue-haired landwhales

That's only because they don't understand emotion. They can't love you.

I mean, technically, yeah. But her lifestyle is autism incarnate. You could change the text and nothing would look out of place.

they can learn to love my dick

That's actually an interesting possibility. Emotions maybe no, but dopamine is universal.

This pleases my penis.

boys lose autism through bullying
girls lose autism through onii-chan

lmao you sound like Elliot Rodger

Checked, good sir.

this couldn't be any more wrong

It's basic shit. Beat their asses and shove them down stairs every time they fuck up and they'll learn not to fuck up.

Reminder that autism is a very predominantly male brain disorder, and that the comparatively few females who exhibit it are generally less severe cases. Please don't turn autism into another fucking 'Give me attention' card for women to play when they realize they are exactly like all of the other girls.

Not watching that video, so do not take that as an attack on her if she is a legitimate case. I am merely saying this as a general rule.

They either kill themselves, learn to man up or fuck up and try to pull a high score.
it all depends how much their mommy coddles them

Touche, I can see normalfags turning autism into the next "lol I'm a geek." The funny thing is back in the 70s or 80s in school enviroments you'd probably get beat up for boasting about geek, much less an autist

Well it doesn't look like it actually worked for either of you.

maybe not, but at least I'm not a nigger

Really, nobody?
youtu.be/SnGqeVoUBnM

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That's not much of an accomplishment though

It's already starting to happen, you've got shitholes like Tumblr and Wrongplanet telling everyone that it's okay to self-diagnose as autistic because (five paragraphs of bullshit) and making blogs with titles like "that autism feel" and whatnot.

I know it's hard, but you really need to put in a little more effort.

chris would pepper spray whoever drew that

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IT's also not much of an accomplishment to not be Anthony Burch but we're all still glad of it

Too bad they 'fixed' her.

If bullying cured autism CWC would be normal by now

Sick meme, shlomo. The reason there's so much mental illness and degeneration is because faggots like you think it's okay and tell them it's fine to be the way they are. Bullying and public ridicule gave an incentive to not be mentally ill. The faggots who could have claimed to be autistic were pounded into submission and cured. Not today though. You cucks slurp up all the rabbi's semen in your liberal classrooms and deprive those poor people of the only cure for their problems

i can see how well it worked for you.

you're just bitter as fuck fams.

And people with actual autism will still be seen as sub human.
lol

Was he ever bullied, though? It's more like he was encouraged to be more autistic and beyond.

Christ, you sure are fucking stupid.

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12 hours of speed later, Thomas finds himself in a new PU.

How so is he wrong?
enlighten us

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This makes me angry.

Thomas was always autistic

Wrong girl. Then again, Key loves their socially retarded girls.

pokemon diamond and pearl

The incentive to not be mentally ill is to not fucking hate life. It's like you think mental illness is some fun thing that people enjoy unless you make them suffer for it.
No they weren't

At least she's appropriately self-hating

hi Holla Forums, infecting other boards with your garbage as usual huh?

8/a/'s too slow to shitpost about anime on

he never said to hate life but to apreciate it by not being an autistic fuck.
We never implied that.

If that's the case than why do so many faggots went from "lolXD " faggots in the mid-late2000's and grew up to type like normal people within a few years of being laughed at.

And you know how to do that? Give them an incentive like not having trash thrown at them wherever they go

HOH-LEE-SHIT

I don't have apergers and when I was younger I often thought about how colors might be perceived differently - like, what if most people saw as blue, was how green looked to me?

It's something that I imagine every kid does at least at some point.

her face looks tired

To this very day I get caught up in speculation about that type of perception shit. I'm still not entirely convinced everyone isn't reading my fucking mind when I have lewd thoughts and just lying to me, too. Making the lewd thoughts so extravagantly unacceptable that no one would bother to shield me from the blowback of them knowing has helped, though. shit like this wouldn't fly with the normalfags if they were psychic.

I used to think that people might be able to read my thoughts, but the I started "screaming" inside of my mind to see if anyone got annoyed.
I think one time I dreamed that some people actually did.

That wasn't a dream, think about it. If they can read your mind, they can alter your memory. It was "just a dream"

I think the thinking people can mindread you one is typical, but let me run this one by you because I find this a similar if possibly more odd feel. I used to get bitched about for playing music so loud everyone could hear it, so I started only listening to music with good setups that didn't let a lot of noise through but that you could still turn up. The moment I started doing that, I convinced myself they could actually still hear it and were just telling me they can't to prevent me from getting pissed off about it. Now I basically only listen to music when I'm totally alone out of fear anyone will overhear it, and it's not like it's particularly offensive music to normalfag ears.

I never had that thought, but I learned at a young age how the color spectrum worked when our TV inverted all it's hues.
Fun with Magnets.

oh shit, brb, making tin foil hat to block mind reading waves. Fug you reptilyan scum im a human bean

I pretty much just listen to music with headphones if there's even a chance anyone else will hear it, and only turn the volume up just enough to hear it, and then I take the ear buds out to make sure other people can't hear it.

I really hated my life when I worked as a part time librarian.

Also I got another related one. The same thing as the thought reading but with the notion you're subconsciously saying shit you shouldn't outloud when you think it and don't realize it and normalfags are just ignoring it to be polite. I fucking hate that one.

I sort of did the same thing as a kid in the morning before school … I'd mute the cartoons like YuGiOh and have closed captioning on, so that my parents wouldn't think I was "into" a dumb show

While I never got bitched to about it, I'm always worried something like that is happening. I always wear earbuds and randomly take them out to see if they can be heard from at a distance

Fuck, yeah.
Sometimes I don't know if I've said something out loud or not because I get too deep into thought and I forget where I am.
Or if I'm thinking about a conversation I had and go over it in my mind to see if I fucked up anything and can improve on my social retardation I sometimes mimic the other persons movements, and say what either I said or they said.

It's just cause for me, everyone on the internet seems to hate people that play music too loudly, and unlike autism, it's something that's easy to change.

You honestly think we can't hear that shit from your earphone? You've never had those fucktards that plays shitty songs on the bus through their earphones? Get noise cancelling earbuds/headphones and you'll be partially fine.

To this day it's hard for me to plug in both earbuds when I'm outside, or even put on headphones over both ears when I'm at home.
It's this feeling of paranoia that someone just might start talking to me out of the blue, because that's happened a lot.

Fuck off, as long as you keep the volume low no one can hear.

Holy fuck learn to hide your power level you sperg

Why would that have any impact on you wearing both earbuds? If they want to talk to you badly enough even if you're wearing earbuds, they'll tap you on the shoulder or wave their hand in front of your face.

If it's a cheap earbud then anyone within 1m radius can hear then shitty music. Even then it's audible at least to the person sitting next to you on a bus. Of course we won't say anything since we're hoping it will kill you one day while crossing the street or permanent tinnitus.

Because of my hair the buds aren't visible but the thing isn't just about the people, when I have both earbuds in, or generally both ears covered I feel almost blind. I need to hear my surroundings to a degree, especially if there's people around or I got nuts.

Proof positive SJWs don't know shit about disarming someone with a gun.

An autistic boy & autistic girl are in a room together.
What happens next?

Dunno about anyone else (many autistics are OCD about the whole deal and end up totally asexual) but I'm very loud when I cum. This is very unusual for a male but not that unusual for a faggot so I really can't say if there's any significance.

It's like they have no idea what autism really is. Also, autism has nothing to do with obsessing over dinosaurs or trains. Most have some other obsession; mine was nuclear weapons. I could quote you the entire history of weapon testing, give you a list of statistics about each test, and even explain the physics with handy hand-drawn charts (that I practiced drawing for hours and hours)! I fucking loved nukes, from about age 8 to age 11.

Then, one day when I was in the library I came across pic related, with a caption about Hiroshima. That changed my mind, because I was just getting to that age when I loved other boys a lot more.

video games and handholding

It's like they never saw Rush Hour 2 or something.
Fucking plebs.

a portal is opened and sonichu is summoned

You save that image yourself? I remember posting it here a while ago and it's just to much of of a coincidence. Just curious.

I've been touched on the tip of my penis by your heartfelt story about autism, nuclear weapons and homosexuality.

wrong, to much intimacy for no payoff, will be avoided out of mutual anxiety.

I am straight, have aspergers. and when I cum I am completely silent but my entire body vibrates, like how you vibrate your thumb when you play old Mario Party games. My muscles tense up

it means nothing, I am an autistic faggot and I cum silently

Probably out of some kind of social anxiety or fixation on a belief that men are not supposed to make noise. I can be silent if I want to be, but it feels a lot better if I scream into a pillow (and now sometimes I make noise involuntarily).

That's because they need to get to know each other before hand.
I've held hands with a girl, but I just needed time to make sure she wouldn't fucking hate everything that I am first.

No, I just don't make noise.
I do what comes naturally, and not making noise is what that is.
I also kind of black out for a minute or two as well, and supposedly men aren't supposed to feel pleasure, or if they do they're suppose to be in control at all times, but I am forced into a near unconscious state anyway.

Depends on the variety of Autism. While it's not unusual for autists to not enjoy physical contact of that nature, it's also possible that they crave physical contact t. personal experience

Well, see there you go. It's a psychological repression. Same way you can prevent from screaming out when you feel pain, like children do. It doesn't mean that just grunting and "taking it like a man" is more natural.

I screencapped it a long time ago. Not sure why didn't bother fixing it and will never attempt just to bug the OCD freaks.

Or eve did any research at all into how it's done. Ms. Gifted and Talented up there would have got domed reaching for a gun actively pointed at her face and then fumbling with it. Priority one is to break line of fire by reorienting the gun, either by slapping it or sharply twisting it. Risky, but better odds than letting the fucker line up a shot between your eyes.

The movie The Accountant really opened my eyes to how autistic Jews can have a romantic life and combat assasins better than healthyfags.

I was mainly joking.
I like Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker but I don't think that gave an accurate portrayal of how to disarm someone.
I think you're supposed to not get shot first, so you step forward and kind of bend you knees to be lower than the guns line of fire, grab their hands from underneath and push up, then grab the gun and twist so they either break their fingers or let go. I think, I actually have no fucking clue and I didn't study the blade for my entire life.

Well I think I kind of just stopped verbalizing emotions because it seems like no one gives a fuck, and will actually treat you negatively if you do so.
But about the sex thing, I never made noise when I came, but maybe that has to do with not wanting to get caught masturbating as a kid, and it's just carried over to now, like that guy that could only cum if he was touching a door knob.

You realize we both found the image funny and autistically saved it nearly on the same frame right? Shit like this is what makes me believe in meme magic.

I'm rough on my buds and I go through roughly 5 a year. Trust me when I say that sound leakage is a real thing and makes people look at you wierd when you're playing your superior patrician music. Simply find a pair that reduces sound leak or keep your volume at a sensible level. Preferably at around -15.

I haven't met anyone who hated the show other than my Korean housemate. But he had (((issues))) to start with.

I find this excuse in pretty much every man I've ever talked to on the subject. All of them became "ninja fappers" because of not wanting to get caught.

Which only makes me wonder how the fuck women (who would also have spent their entire teenage years masturbating silently) "re-learn
to make noise during sex. Some of them fake it, but most do not.

They need to know that it's hotter when they keep their upper mouth shut. Preferably asleep/unconscious.

I've been linking it to some friends who are more or less weebs at heart but don't actually have a basic idea of how Japanese culture works. It's always fun to see them react to Hamada forcibly grabbing a girls breasts and dry humping them because that's in his character. And then Matso telling them to run away as fast as they can while he holds him back.

If you just want to fuck a doll, they have them. A LOT cheaper than an actual woman, too!

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Well fuck I don't know man.
Maybe women are encouraged to make noise?
Women making noises during sex is a signal that she's enjoying it, which is what a man wants, but with a man it's assumed, mostly rightly, that he's enjoying it regardless, so he doesn't need to make noise.

It was only 3 years ago. It's not Cracky Chan, Boxdog, or Afroduck or any shit like that.

Well, I don't know, either. I just know that it irritates the fuck out of me when I'm with a guy and he doesn't even react to cumming in the slightest. Like, you'll scream when your football team gets a touchdown, but having sex doesn't even get a whimper? Not even a smile? Just "Ugh, yes. Feels so good. Yes. Yes. …I came."

We're getting off-topic. It's now been established that at least three out of four autistics don't make any noise during orgasm, which is the same as neurotypical men, so there is no correlation.

He will have lived a happy life. God dammit don't remind me

3 years is like 21 years in dog years

I'm still waiting for an artificial womb. For now I'll have to stick to what I have and suffer if I want to continue spreading my genes.

FUCK

oh god i busted my gut, someone send help

this thread is too much. I'm gonna lose my spleen if this keeps up

On the internet, no one knows you're a dog.

Spreading genes is for plebs and idiot. After four subsequent generations, there is zero genetic difference between a direct descendant of yours and an unrelated stranger.

Spread memes, instead. Memes last FOREVER.

matsumoto's ass died for our sins

Now you're talking like a jewish nigger. No one will remember you for your memes. You loose the game when you stop planting your seeds.

That's the best fucking Todd I've ever seen. Thank you.

No one will remember you for the disgusting drooling faggot children (who are completely identical to all the others) you spawn, either. At least memes won't consume your entire fucking life for the next 20 years.

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A place that all of us will graduate from within at most ten years, because it's a place of youth and foolishness.

If you're still here by age 30, you'd never have children, anyway; and don't bother to deny it.

You're so hateful, user. Just because you were a disgusting drooling faggot child doesn't mean all children are disgusting drooling faggot children.

4 more years and I am confirmed for never having children.
It's like autism delays your development 10 years. Or maybe I'll never develop psychologically.

So you want me to literally be 'my wife's child' cuck? Nice try but I'm not taking in gay black pirates into my family that doesn't have my semen in or out if them. I'm willing to suffer if it means eternal life.

Are you just plain STUPID?

If you think life in a macroscopic point of view then you already lost the game. That's how races rise and fall.

You were already fated to loose the moment you passed your 30's. Even mid 20's is risky enough.

no, 4 years until 30.
or maybe I have no idea what's going on anymore
being dog is hard

I may have adopted the Jew, but you were born in it, molded by it. Why, you won't stop your mindless consumerism and procreation until you are dead, and by then it will be nothing but too late.

savor it you fucks

This is what you want I think store.steampowered.com/app/511630/

Just say normal, spaz

"Normal" is not a scientific word, and is entirely too vague in semantic form. My autism will not allow you to use it, especially in this context.

Are those LOSS colors?

Look closly Holla Forums, you see a sad and desperate man who wishes to be remembered, yet not matter how much he deludes him self by thinking his number of children will carry his legacy, he will be lost and forgotten.

Perhaps one day someone will look through a family tree and see his name, and they will pass over it with out a thought.

I want to know who does these

bishopbb.tumblr.com/

Such cheap thoughts is the reason why you won't survive. There's a really good reason to why your body furiously refuses to give up and will continue to heal your scars. I might end up forgotten like my grand parents but deep inside my children I will continue to exist whether they like it or not.

A very small portion of you, which will deteriorate into nothingness in a few generations. Or you can write a book, and your exact words and thoughts can then be perceived hundreds if not thousands of years after you are dead. Too bad that requires more thought and effort than accomplishing something cockroaches do.

Your books are merely ink on a paper or 1's and 0's and won't mean shit you're trying to make a light novel. With time anyone can contribute to society. Genes on the other hand are more complex than that and it's impossible to have your genes completely erased if you've followed the nature maintenance manual. If you avoid race mixing then you'd notice how much you'd resemble one of your ancestors. But it's not I'll convince you eitherways and I'm not willing to die without someone to continue after me since I'm not going to donate my money and estates to niggers in Africa

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In 1700 there was an average of 50 books published in Europe every year. In 2015 there was 500,000. How many of those were read by a meaningful number of people? How many were actually valuable, how many had something to say that hadn't been said before and said better, how many affected someone's life? My guess is about 50.

"Just write book lel"

Genes don't differentiate you. Your genes are in millions if not billions of others. The only thing that is unique is your own arrangement of those genes, which is lost when you mix them up with some woman's (and the nurture component is lost even if you cloned yourself).

Yes, if you're a white person, you look more like white people from a thousand years ago than black people a thousand years ago. What an AMAZING discovery you've made! Too bad a billion other white people also look like that. Face it: you've made your life to be so empty and rote that your contribution is intentionally meaningless as anything more than a statistic. You have nothing unique to give, so you've attempted to find comfort in base pleasures such as creating more faceless, meaningless children to fill the world.

They aren't like YOU, buddy; they're like EVERYONE ELSE. Welcome to being a normalfag: enjoy your stay.

That's another sign of defeatism if you think your social circle consist of you and only you. I'm not trying to tell you to stop making toys and writing porn novels but you need an engineer to start anything. Of course I'm trying to educate someone on an autism thread so it's a lost cause.

You're a literal faggot, so butthurt about the fact that you're unable to have children of your own that you've convinced yourself having kids is undesirable.

Don't deflect this to me; this is about your sorry ass thinking having children has any purpose whatsoever when so many other already are. It's like voting; it's EXACTLY like voting. You can exercise your right to vote by casting a ballot for a candidate (knowing full well that no national-scale election has EVER been decided by a single vote, nor ever will, and in most cases your state will always vote red or blue anyway); or you can go out and talk to people, volunteer to put up campaign signs, gather signatures, etc., and potentially sway hundreds or thousands of votes.

Too bad that requires thought and effort, and just putting a few checkmarks on a piece of paper allows you to feel accomplished while accomplishing nothing.

Your argument is self-defeating, you dumb fag.

Ah yes, because children always do exactly what their parents want them to.

Never change, Holla Forums.

What is this? Lucid?

You two cunts were talking about lasting influence, memes vs. breeding. Discounting the obvious fact that's lost on you as an autist that he could do both, his method would by your own admission result in more lasting impact.

Memes (and using the original term, not the internet equivalent) are purely a reflection of the person who created them; children are not. Children actively REBEL against the influence of their parents, often becoming the opposite out of nothing but spite. Why can you not understand this??

If your children's defective and not raised properly then yes they'd turn out like you and end the cycle there.

They do if you raise them right. Stomp out rebellion early and properly redpill them

Where am I supposed to go when I graduate? I've been giving this kind of thing a lot of thought lately. What happens when this place inevitably dies? What do I do in ten years when every imageboard that's still intact makes the current state of cuckchan look like paradise? Or when the entire internet is purged of anything undesirable or crude and there's nowhere left to run? I fear for the future, anons. Imageboards are all I really have at this point. Where can I even go from here?

The internet equivalent and the original meaning are very close, usually only differing in format of delivery. The end pervasive thought virus that they might as well be functions essentially the same, and it can definitely turn against its original creators as surely as a child can. Otherwise, explain Matt Furie's endlessly ravaged ass. That's all an aside though, total impact is still much greater from children than memes and neither is mutually exclusive unless you're a huge faggot (your situation).

This is how you get the rebellion to begin with. You convince them out of it if you're worth shit, and I don't mean be a numale in your parenting and never get harsh. 'Stomp it out early' is just going to fuck your kid up and turn them into a though.

Yeah, you just convince them with beatings

Patricide waiting to happen, and it would be justified. I hope you at least have the sense to not be a manlet if you're going in with that strategy.

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Eventually, you'll tire of imageboards. You'll not have much time to spend on them because you'll work more hours and have to socialize to keep on the networking ladder. You might have kids and more responsibilities/obligations. The "generation gap" between you and a place that is perpetually composed of 20-year-olds will make you feel more and more out of place. The games you like to play will only be liked by others ironically or in hipster-like fashion, and new games will not seem fun to you.

To tell you the truth, this downturn of imageboards that you (and others) frequently discuss doesn't actually exist. The terrifying reality is: imageboards HAVE NEVER CHANGED; you have. All that's going on is the world of youth moving on without you, and the music they like just sounds like noise to you, because you've gotten too old to keep up with the popular trends, because you've realized they do not matter.

I think about this all the time, like when I sit here at 1:00am trying to convince a guy who thinks having children is his Christian Duty to preserve the Aryan Race, that his insane troll logic is just a sad attempt to justify his delusions. It's just another version of Holla Forums racism, like everything else turns into. Children respond to tribalism very easy, because they're sheltered and opinionated and think whatever (((they))) are composed of is superior, which is why it pervades imageboards so much. But once you've found yourself closer to age 45 than to age 15, when you've worked several jobs and been forced to leave your cute insular little high-school social groups, and when you have a social circle that includes niggers and Jews and women and faggots and Russians and people not of your political affiliation (and you may even be friends with some them) you start to recognize how pointless all this is. How much of a waste of time it is. How much I'm simply not fucking having fun here anymore.

I've made peace with this, through autism, by recognizing that everyone who is human is all the same, and all equally inferior.

You know how a wolf doesn't behave like a domesticated dog or a black like a white?
It has something to do with the structure of something.

That only happens with bad parents that not only didn't teach their kids right but also gave every reason TO rebel like here.

so basically you've become a the edgy uncle that nobody likes.

Also you've just become bitter. Other older folk I know are still just posting and having good times with good lives.

You're just one of the people who can't enjoy things while being nihilistic.

So everyone that disagrees with you just doesn't have your world experience, but once we do have that experience we'll quickly learn to agree because you are unfailingly correct. That's some shit, I think if you hadn't been so upfront about the autism it would have been especially apparent in this post from that alone.

If there's one thing that ME:A has been good for it's uniting all of Holla Forums's autism into one cohesive pile of OC.

There's a lot of material to go through. I'm surprised she hasn't been in a backpack yet.

Maybe not. I left imageboards for 10 years and then came back. I socialize far less now than when I was younger. Of course I was 20 when I first started with imageboards in the first place. Because 4chan hadn't been invented before that.

You're either lying, or they're lying, or they're completely useless people, likely NEETs with nothing important going on in their lives, to keep coming to a shithole like this.

At least I recognize that I have a problem with it. If you actually enjoy imageboards and think they're a nice place to be, especially when you should be ten years past giving a shit about dank memes, then you're demonstratively insane.

There's a method of thinking that draws anons to imageboards in the first place. Sooner or later you'll find other anons again long after the places we inhabit now have crumbled and fallen.

Seriously, check this out. His opinion is literally fact, hot autism.

are you sure that you're the age you say you are?

I do realize the irony of me asking that rhetorical question.

nice joke you fucking nerd
t. Autist who got over his autism

Remember that tranny that was "partially trained" in gunfu?

I guess we're doing this, then.

Well, yes and no. The calendar says that I am 30 (born in late 1986). But there is nothing about me that actually follows this. Because of favorable family genetics and a healthy lifestyle, I appear to be in my early 20's (still get strangers asking me about high school despite having graduated in 2005), and am about as /fit/ as someone that age. Psychosocially, I am about ten years behind what could be considered average due to autism and various other factors. Mentally, I have always been much more intelligent than peers (found frequent hilarity at beating the guy who became valedictorian on tests and essays), so acting like a disgruntled old miser is merely par for the course. And sexually I am both the things thanks God he is not which are both fairly well "stunted".

It hardly matters. I'm getting bored. We should just crash this thread with no survivors using weaponized autism, and be done with it.

DO IT

This is not true, although you do have a point. Imageboards have become markedly more terrible ever since 4chan lost the "edge" that was deterring the normalfags and most of the underages from visiting and let "imageboard culture" leak into the mainstream, but even if it hadn't, that gap you spoke of would probably have still developed anyways. I suppose that's just life. Even now though, the mere thought of all of my invisible, faceless shitposting buddies moving on with their lives and leaving me behind with people fifteen years my junior reminiscing over the things we scoff at now fills me with indescribable dread.

Fuck, I knew I should have gone out to get more booze today.

God I hope so, I really don't know what I'd do without you faggots

you HAVE to eat ALL THESE EGGS

Perhaps people think you're still in high school because you're still clinging to your successes in it for the benefit of your massively inflated ego.

that supposed to be all might?

Ive been on the chins for over 10 years now and that is verifiably not true

It's awfully tough to claim matters of educational acclaim in a context outside of an educational institution. I have done things after graduation, but none of which objectively point to above-average intelligence. My job hardly qualifies, just by virtue of what it is, regardless of my accomplishments there.

and then come right back when you realize there's nothing else newfag

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Why do you think I'm still here? At this point it might be some odd masochism. I'm used to being disparaged; being liked makes me very uncomfortable.

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I fucked your waifu in the ass
she loved it

The best part is that the high school claim is itself very weak. I'm glad that even though your autism might prevent you from being able to accept that you're just spouting self-gratifying bullshit, you are still able to appreciate the lack of things to point to when trying to justify that bullshit. We got somewhere after all, my man.

Unforgivable. My waifu is Asriel, you silly goose.

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Hi, /mtt/. It's a shame your board is so dead it can't even keep the UnderHerTail thread updated.

Wew. Tumblrtale in the mix, too.

What did you expect in an OP that is, at least in some way, about autistic vidya? I'm only surprised it took this fucking long.

Pretty much. The only reason I'm still here seems to be habit.

im saving this thread as another case of why characucks are the worst

Don't be silly. There's only one of me.

you are the standard for every characuck on the internet buddy, a ridiculously low standard

Well, I could stand here all day and argue why I think Chara and/or Asriel are autistic, but I'm tired and would rather be jerking off to cub porn, so whatever. Thread seems sufficiently crashed/crushed.

Have fun, guys.

I already hate how image boards are set up, yet they provide something you don't get much anywhere else, the mods (usually) aren't complete shitheads.
Yes they have and for the better, back in the days 4cucks wasn't a cuck site and me not being an underaged b& I had no interest in it because of just how shit the site and the people on it where.
Since Holla Forums came along it's been far more pleasant where every board isn't trying to be Holla Forums 2.0 and you can actually discuss things.

I've seen the face of God, and it is weeping!

what a fucking pussy

and btw toriel best tbh

That's not an improvement,

Just like normal women.

how are your wife's children doing?

You know what to do.

This compilation is amazing.

Wish they'd hurry up with the science lab batsu translation.

That's a custom face.

This amount of autism. I'm not sure what I expected.
Also I'm surprised no Overfaggots posted this one.

I guess no one fucking lurks anymore like they should.

16chan when

Compare 4chan to here.
Compare Holla Forums now to Holla Forums in the months/year following the initial exodus from 4chan.
Different/more users changes imageboard quality for better or for worse, faggot.

I'm here for the muppet porn.

Fixed that for you

You are a fucking pretentious twat.

In hindsight the mods should have just banned him on the spot. Shit I've seen people banned for posting undertale content alone.

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ayy my 92 dubs confirm faget kill yourself

it was kc tiere