I was left with this fun-looking gun and the owner has been ignoring my calls for months now...

Hippity hoppity get off my property.

I happen to be manly enough to be secure and confident, so I wear rings. Always have.
Great conversation starters.

Gosh, who's the lucky guy?

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Hey! When you're a professional gay manwhore you need to advertise it, you know what I'm saying dawg.

Actually I do, I'm confident and secure in my sexuality as a man so I suck mean dick, nothing gay about that.

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Testify brother!

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you wear metal snakes on you fingers my dude, those ain`t rings

Those are conversation starters

I'll pray for you, OP.

I also wear an Alien from the movie Alien, a horse head with my soon to be wife`s name engraved inside, a skeleton hand, and a skull. They`re all rings.
Some are silver, some are steel. The one with my lady`s name engraved is silver.

Anyway, about the PS2 gun…

Here you go, pretty nice hardware you have there.

You know what has to be done.

Great conversation starters.

Fucking hell, where's he starting those conversations? A porn flick set?

It's a Video Game Gun. If you shoot people with it they end up in a video game.

looks like it's got powered elements in the gun, maybe a recoiling mechanism or something. The composite video female to male T adapter is used to receive a sync signal from the source. It's how the guncon works and how the knockoffs work in order to support time crisis.

can you use it for mame? well you can't use it on an LCD. You need a way to send a sync signal to it and system without a delayed sync, meaning you'll need a CRT.

I much more enjoyed the mental image of you being fully decked out in midgame JRPG gear.

3 was alright

Have one of these myself. Try looking for a name if you wish to sell. Main thing I want to know is if it has a recoil function. Other than that it is a Guncon 1/2 with the Plasytation controller port for GC1 and USB/Component connector for GC2. Does it have the mode selector/extra functions. Functions like AR (Auto Reload) or AF (Auto Fire.) Your pictures don't show the left side of the lightgun. But for MAME, it may be a little tricky, Lightguns can work with some programs but most posts I saw were around 08 with rotten links… Combined with the fact that they need a CRT to fire properly means they can't normally be used with a LCD TV. The Guncon 3 had a sensor, but it only worked with Namco games (Time Crisis RAzing Storm had 4, Razing and Deadstorm Pirates) and that's all the support it saw. The Move took the role of lightgun controller with the weapon add-ons. Good luck finding something that works with MAME. Wouldn't mind playing Carnevil with a lightgun instead of a twitchy mouse.

One thing I forgot, that port in the bottom of the grip is a port for a pedal if you want the authentic Time Crisis experience.

Surprisingly accurate.

Christ user, rings don't have magical properties in real life, you're not getting +5 mana per second because you put on some tacky looking ring.

No, but I am getting a wife, and I am currently living in her apartment.
Flashy people get noted. You can even be tacky, just saying.
Learn how to dance or something, or get a cute dog, and do talk to people. It will change your life.

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You're pathetic and this is coming from a random faggot on a laotian landscape knitting board

Will I develop actual magical powers tapping from the ethereal and the arcane well of knowledge, letting me do the unthinkable and the unbelievable?

do you also prep her bull?

Seeing how this thread went south; how old are you? I mean I wear "dark-as-my-soul" edgemaster clothes, but at least don't sport some gay FF merchandise. I don't care how manly you are op, that ring does not look good on you.

waste of time, just use money
irrelevant, the cons outweigh pros
it's also superfluous to my lifetyle
already do, and it changed nothing in my life.
All that happened is that I noticed there aren't as many retarded normalfags out there as I initially thought, but still there's a lot of them.

Actually the silver serpent ring gives a higher amount of souls or in this case money
darksouls3.wiki.fextralife.com/Covetous Silver Serpent Ring
OP is making smart choices, this way he'll make 10% more money and will be able to pay for a house for him and his lovely wife

Or does he just stand around waiting for something to kill itself by walking off a cliff?

he probably gets his kills from talking people into suicide
that or his "cute dog" is some terrifying greyhound he's taught to attack humans

you sound, dress like a fucking dork.

this is coming from a spic that wears trenchcoats and spouts columbine meme's

FUCK

It better be fucking cold where you live.

Melbourne.

you have to go back

chinga tu madre

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>HEY GUYS CHECK OUT MY SNAKE RING I'M A LITERAL FAGGOT

No, you're getting a bill for half your earnings until the day you die. She's fucking someone else.
And mocked.
LITERAL FAGGOT CONFIRMED.
Twerking is not dancing.
Normally I'd say that this bad because it is evidence you will never have children, but YOU need to NEVER REPRODUCE, EVER. So it's fine.

Once again, out of touch retards don't know that rings and other accessories are actually appealing to people and look good. But you fucking faggots wouldn't know ANYTHING about fashion.

I read this in a lispy faggot voice

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Sure if it isnt a gay snake ring and you actually wear accessories that are tasteful OP.

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Where I live the only men who wear rings like that are faggots.

I still don't get why anyone does ear gauges.

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They think looking like a tribal nigger is cool, I guess.

This is now a Holla Forumsashion thread

What clothes and accessories do you were to show her YOU GOT YOUR GAME ON?

needs a flame shirt

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Snake ring looks like toy trash you got out of a capsule machine it's so low quality, it's stainless steel isn't OP? And why the pointer finger? Why does the snake on one hand not match the one on the other hand? They're not even on the same finger? Why so tacky?

I came here to laugh at the snake ring. I really hope you guys don't do this.

The last one tastes most bitter…

Does she have a feminine penis?

My soon-to-be wife is living in my house that I own and I don't wear rings. Don't listen to him, Holla Forums.

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I went to take a second look and I noticed the ring looks like it's strangling his finger. Either he's fat, or that's a kid's toy. Nevertheless op, drop the ring, it just doesn't look good at all. If you want to wear something on your arm, get a watch. Or if you're so autistic you must wear that ring, wear it on the ring finger hint, hint (every other finger and it looks super gay).

You know it's possible that the ring is actually stuck and OP can't get it off, in denial about his predicament he refuses to get rid of it instead internalizing it as something "unique" and "cool'. In other words he's a faggot.

This was the best thread in weeks. Thanks faggot OP.

Looks like he left. Hopefully to kill himself and his wife's son

Not fat, and my hands are beauty.
You're just jelly. Oh, and the ring fits just fine.
Look at my hands, got my nails done.

Chilean? 'Cause I'm Chilean and I'm wearing a coat right now. It sure id autumn…

Are there people who honestly think playing video games makes you smart or something?

Your thumb is pretty gross OP.

You are by all means not a respectable human being.

This is why bullying exists.

Well you're not wearing the shitty ring anymore so its a step in the right direction.

Now you're just fishing for attention

Oh, really? Let's see your then, fag.

what the fuck is wrong with your thumb

It's certainly polished OP, but much like a polished turd, it's still a turd.

Video games made it strong.

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You know it might have grown incorrectly if you strangled it with a ring at some point. Did you use to wear the snake ring when you were 12 and moved it to the pointer once you grew up a bit or?

You had another ring on the other hand you faggot we can see it in the 4th picture

You think that post is OP, but is not.
I'm OP. Actually the pics of the gun I took days ago, and I'm not wearing rings today.

You may not be but the faggot here still thinks we were only complaining about the one shitty ring not both of them.

Oh, and I'm still not completely sure what can I do with the gun.
Should I just sell it?

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Got something against metal snakes boi?

BRUTAL

Well I've got one of these in black, does that count?

How did you get it.

fangamer, boi, look it up

So you willingly bought that.

OP is a fucking faggot holy shit.
It's hilarious.

Not only willingly, but I put myself on their mailing list to be told when it would be in stock as well.

Stop baiting.

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I'm not baiting, fucko, I own that shirt. (But black for snowflake gote)

Hahaha OP stop wearing faggoty gay things and being a faggot I wear that shirt too
OP is a fag

Yea you are. Now fuck off.

I think the rod is in your hands now, man

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You know exactly why this is cancer faggot. I'm done replying because you refuse to take the advice.

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I swear I sometimes think that these people are professional comedians with how sad this is. It's like going to war dressed as a clown. Except it's even sadder because the clown thinks his balloon gun is an actual rifle.

I'm worried what kind of wife falls for you for having snake rings. Did you give her one you won out of a capsule machine for the engagement?

The kind that jump on romance before common sense that's who. Then again maybe OP drugged her. Maybe that ring is actually given to members of his long term marry and rape society.

Never change, Holla Forums

Ayy fellow double jointed anons. it's been so long since I've seen a member of my kind

Fuck off, freaks.

Soon we will rise and you simple single jointed folk will bow to our superiority in fully flexible joints.

That thumb thread was fucking gold.

Yeah, wait in line, gingers were first.

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The Snake Brotherhood it is called.

>>>/reddit/

could be worse tbh

That looks like a photoshop mistake as far as the top one.

we postan hands now?

I guess so

Cute hands.