ITT we just laugh about all the homos that liked bioware gay ass games and had hopes for gaydromeda

I think you're severely overestimating how many people were excited by andromeda. There were probably more SJWs on twitter professing their support than actual customers who thought this was promising in any way even before the footage.

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Lots and LOTS of normalfags in their 20s rn now tough Mass Effect was a door that opened hopes and dreams of a young generations. They buy the fucking clothes and everything related to mass effect. I full believe they had high hopes for it.

THIS JUST IN
I've been playing mass effect androgynous and here is the skinny:
1.Every character that isn't the MC is black, gay, trans, or an alien. You could also make the MC black.
2.The game is a complete copy of Xenoblade Chronicles X in the fact you are space refugees trying to find a home but must explore the open world for goodies. It's laughable how similar the two games are and bioware actually made a worse game than the japanese.
3.The game's bugs don't break the game it's how boring it is. I can't play very long before I quit out of boredom and not caring about anyone.
4. It actually looks and plays better than ME3, which is surprising.
5.The writing is really shitty and I don't know if the people who did this dialog or scenario design have ever read a book before in their lives.
6. Gay krogans.

The game fucking sucks and I'll probably uninstall because I can't even play it when I'm bored, it just makes me more bored. I'm using the CPY version and it works p.well just if you're curious.

Probably between BMI 30 and 35, if I were to guess.

I also wish to post smug. I don't feel like using sah gay because I want more people to raff at bioware.

It's one or the other

what if he has a fleshlight shoved up his ass?

All evidence to the contrary.

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This is the current state of 8/v/.

It's just Holla Forums being mad their tranny BO embarrassed them.

The thread had no merit.
This is no different than garybombing or sage spamming.

Well it's actually just shitposting. God some people are so easily triggered into 'muh Holla Forums bogeyman' and 'muh Holla Forums bogeyman'

Why do tranny dicks always look so mangled and diseased?

It's clearly /liberty/ shitposters.

Games nowadays are so innovative you don't even have to play them to get amusement from them

BioWare has ushered in the age of kino games.

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Shitposting is not a valid reason to save tranny porn
You are gay I'm sorry you had to find out this way

I advice against using Twitter, user.
They do really shady shit with your personal information, regardless if you have an account or not.

OH HERRO ME NO SPEAKY ENGRISH
SOWWY!

I think we all predicted this since ME3.

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8/v/ has officially become tumblr.

Read my post, dumbass.
I'm playing it right now out of boredom. It'll make your life worse. I suggest Serious Sam Fusion TSE, or Atelier Firis.

Why do you faggots feel the need to clarify what board you're talking about?
Nobody is going to assume you mean fucking 7chan Holla Forums or some shit.
Of course, I'm just being rhetorical. I know why you do it, you're cuckchan crossposters.

I predicted it from way, way before that point. There is not a single good story-focused game, and Traditional RPGs are all story-focused.

They're men that think they're women and that their dicks were freak accidents of nature. Even if we disregard the fact that such mental instability would lead to an inability to take care of your own dick, they still don't like having a dick.

I miss the sticky too, user

Good job, Satan.

Why is it so easy to picture them 30 years older, eesh

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I'd wager hormones/hormone therapy can play a significant factor. And some people just have ugly dicks.

if theres a vid, SAUCE?

Not sure of the specific vid, but the chick with the dick is Bailey Jay.

this isnt the least bit amusing

The biogays are coming out of their gulags to defend their shitty game after a patch, lmao

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Drink acid.

Bioware was literally never good.
inb4, MUH BG, that was only because Black Isle was sitting on their backs doing quality control.

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You think somewhere in the Andromeda galaxy there's some Ayys posting in the Ayys imageboards "tfw no human cuntboys"?

It is indeed HRT but it could also be other factors. One tranny that I know has a very disfigured cock due to the HRT and not jerking off for a very long time. This fucked with all the canals that basically act as a blood sponge, affecting shape and performance (it hurts to jerk off more than once a day).
BJ's dick looks a bit odd, but not really disfigured. At least not as much as the tranny I know.

webm related.

Come on guys, you can't be a tranny if you were born with both genitals.
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