SJWs are calling Game journalists pro Jontron Racists for giving bad reviews yooka laylee

No idea, the world would be a better place if they never existed.

Never understood it. Collectathons are literally just the busy work of Mario games with the good mechanics of platforming difficulty and varied objectives cut out.

Counter-sage just to spite you.

Why does the video have nothing to do with what you wrote, OP?
Take it to one of the other 20 YL threads.

Sounds familiar.

I'll have to call the principal.

See, they were right the first time.

These games need something unique to distinguish them these days. You can't just release a game touting it as being just like N64 era platformers, because those games are obsolete by today's standards. You need to have a new and interesting direction with them, like they tried to do with Nuts & Bolts, which was a great game that everyone shits on for no good reason other than that "it wasn't like the old ones". Of course it wasn't because that's an obsolete style of game. Today's adventure games are advanced, they either have lots of customizability and open endedness for you to tackle it your own way, or tons of content to find in a vast open world. Banjo is never going back to this unless they can make it truly stand out somehow with all of today's tech and online functionality, which is why they didn't make a game like Yooka. Because games like YL are a hard sell these days.

I was ready to buy this thing at full price on day 1 solely because of my massive nostalgiaboner for any 3D collectathon.
But now they shit the bed in the most fucking stupid way possible so I will have to pirate it still on day 1 and will thoroughly enjoy it but fuck giving a cent to these fucking idiots

The only thing this game is good for is being degenerate porn.

I still don't have a dick size for Yooka

I think there is a place for just a simple platformer, but it's something that should be priced much lower than a AAA game because there isn't that much to them that should require the larger budget.

YL looks as though it was purporting itself to be like a AAA release, even though the gameplay is obviously going to be a bit lacking in comparison to other products in its price range. If it was sold for $5-$10 then I doubt anyone would complain that much about the simplicity of the gameplay.

It's based the the idea of Mario 64's ability to have a set goal point, but the option to achieve other goal points at the player's whim.

It's still centered around the idea of "being set in a toybox and accomplishing everything you can", but a collectathon makes the secondary objectives the primary objectives and removes the primary objectives.

Thankfully, Snake Pass is more like a proper platformer with the collectables being a secondary, like they are supposed to be.

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I disagree, games don't need to a gimmick to stand out and that's a rather triple A way of thinking about it since the triple A market panders to kids who don't really know any better

games need solid gameplay and polish to really stand out in the more correct long term sense

Wrong. The problem is lack of confidence. Dev's think what you just wrote is true so they change shit up to try to make it new but they don't have confidince about that either so they hold back to try to not loose their old audience and they end up with a mediocre product that no one can relate to.
The other problem is the "too much magic" problem. Modern systems are so powerful that you can make games and levels arbitrarily large and they just don't know how to fill up all that extra space so games feel empty. Open world games reveal that problem well but it isn't exclusive to open world games.

This too.

Is I dare say Polygon /ourguy/?

Fuck you for reminding me of that train wreck.

What horrors do I not yet know about?

that looks interesting, maybe even fun

Has anyone here played it? Does it really control as bad as a lot of reviewers are saying?

90% of every professional review I've read are complaints that can be levied at any collectathon game, Banjo Kazooie included, and I keep asking myself, "Why the fuck are you playing a game that marketed itself as a Banjo Kazooie ripoff if you obviously don't like that game or its genre?" It's almost like playing a racing game and then complaining that there's no button to jump. It comes with the fucking territory; judge it on how well it does what it's aiming to do, not on whether or not it's a genre you prefer.

That being said, the other 10% of said reviews are either complaints about the voice grunts (which do seem like they'd have me on edge after a while) and supposedly awful controls. But that's not the kind of thing that I can get a sense of from a review or even a gameplay video. It LOOKS, in video reviews, as though it controls like every other N64-era platformer, i.e. not fantastic but serviceably.

Mark has played it, ask him

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He makes horrible penis abominations and transformation sequences. Even as someone who likes the tf I don't want to look at that shit.

MAAAAAAAARK! How does Yooka Layle play? Is it shit ,good, or meh?

Mot's art is legitimately fucking disturbing, it's Eraserhead-tier shit.

Which is part of why procedurally generated levels seem to be a thing now. So the developers can pretend they worked on some huge map when in reality the parts that were designed are all pretty small. Or they like in FFXIV 1.0 where they just copy and paste different sections of the map.

One of the great lessons that some learned from FFXIV 1.0 crashing and burning, was that it makes more sense to just focus in on doing something smaller that has some gameplay and feels alive rather than focus on making some models be autistically detailed while doing their copy paste maps.

For a 3D platformer, it seems like it would likely be useful to take those lessons from FFXIV since it has to be really tempting to go the other route and just do some huge map that they think looks pretty yet has little to do in it. Like just making every part of the level they're doing have some use, you can see something like that done in Dark Souls where they have the maps seem to turn in on themselves so that when you're done with one section that you're seemingly brought back to the start, showing how connected everything was and how the map size was relatively small even if you could travel throughout it and see so many different little things.

Why does he have the name of a death god?

Oh.Why does this exist.

Clearly it isn't the games fault for being bad, it's those damn gamers with standards!

Some of his stuff isn't too bad, but most of it, especially some of his older stuff, is too much for me.
Here's something at least decent from him.
e621.net/post/show/1031368/anthro-breasts-corruption-female-mario_bros-mot-ni

I hope everyone talking about video game design, confidence and gameplay styles like N64 era platformers being obsolete never try to make videogames.

Just came here to say that you can make a map feel huge without it actually being super fuck huge.

Take Dark Souls for example. The game world there is a bunch of twists and turns where your new areas are found out vertically as well as horizontally. You don't really get a sense of how small and dense everything is until you've opened up the shortcuts.

this better?

They're charging about $40 for the game. For that much I can get most any sort of AAA game that has been out a couple months.

For that kind of price you generally expect that the game is going to do a bit more. No one is going to judge the $5 steam game the same way they judge the $60 game.

Imagine if every level in Banjo Tooie was Witchyworld. That's essentially what this game is.

Everyone in that chain of replies are retarded and shouldn't go near videogame critique nor design. Watch them strawman me if they decide to reply to me.

I never played Tooie.

t: Playtronic employee

Well the sad truth is that they are. The even sadder truth is that 3D just isn't optimal for a platforming game either.
There is a reason why the objective of platforming games in 3D is all about collecting some object (much like any open world RPG game) when in a 2D setting it is about getting from point A to point B (completing a level).

I would say there actually isn't such a thing as 3D platformers for that reason.

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Exactly, just going for sheer size makes the maps feel boring and shitty since you just end up wondering what the hell there is to do with all that space.

Dark Souls and FFXIV 2.0 seemed to realize that if you design the maps with more details that it made them feel 100x better than the fuck huge maps that are empty.

to

Called it.

Never go near game design.

I don't think you understand what a strawman is.

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t: Playtronic employee

Have you ever took a slow walk to the kitchen to get something out of the fridge, look around in it then decide you aren't really hungry? That's what playing Tooie is like.

Oh i'm sorry that I happened to notice key differences in game design in the shift from 2D to 3D.
Its got some goofy characters and a cartoony world! you jump! IT MUST BE A PLATFORMER.
Nevermind that the entire objective conditions of the game have completely changed.

I bet you were still calling RE4,5,and 6 survival horror too, huh?

Alright O wise game designer, what is your take on the problem? Or did you just come here to shitpost? Put up or shut up.

He went off the rails pretty recently.

t: salty playtronic employee

What "problem" are you even talking about?

He's baiting.

You can stop. Nobody here is going to buy your shitty nostalgia bait game.
Try 4chan.

There's a point past which increasing the size of your world only leads to diminish returns.

Dark Souls is a great study in how you can make a relatively small gameworld appear much larger and complex than it really is by using clever visual tricks and the tension of exploration to fool the players.

I think it really does depend on what you want to do. My opinion is that a 3D platformer can benefit more from novelty in each new level than sheer size that will inevitably start to be coupled with repetition.

There is no reason you can't make it short and sweet and then add replay value through other means. I really have no fucking idea why these untalented hacks failed so hard when all they had to do was take a 10+ year old game and fix its problems.

LOL

Thanks for your continued effort in proving your own stupidity.

That's pretty obvious but I was giving him a chance to actually bring something useful to the discussion. Hope springs eternal.

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Fuck off retard.

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Ah, it's…it just doesn't have that special something the DK Rap did.

Are they even trying?

A friend is telling me this was one of the stretch goals of the KS, is it true? People paid for this?

Judging by the game they shat out it's a safe bet to say no, they're not.

Remove yourself

Compared to and other shit that he does, its decent.

yes, they spent 100k for that.

I don't mind big worlds with some expanses of emptiness. That really tickles my exploration for the sake of exploration, wandering for the sake of wandering itch that I get. I understand why most people don't like it, but I do. BOTW does it pretty well, in that there is plenty of empty space that you explore just for the sake of it, but there are also incidental and all-but-unnecessary koroks to be found in mini-puzzles literally everywhere.

2D is about precision platforming and moving from one clearly defined point to another. Veering away from that and you end up in Metroid territory.
3D is more about the exploration of space with greater movement options, and not from getting linearly from A to B, but about traversing more varied terrain to solve puzzles and acquire macguffins that are rewards for exploring.
The problem is that many 3D platformers mistook the macguffins for the fun, and made them the goal, when the sheer joy of moving and exploring in 3D space should have been the primary goal.
That's not to say there aren't linear 3D platformers, like Crash, but they hold in this weird semi-state. Crash has fewer moves than Mario because there's less to explore, and the challenge is more about getting to the end rather than figuring out how to get there. 3D platformers are more about the exploration and puzzle solving, more like adventure games with a jump button, than 2D games (which have their own sub-genre if they go too far in to exploration and giving the player a wide variety of movement options).
Miyamoto is said to have fine-tuned the control of Mario in SM64 for over a year until he felt he was "able to capture a hamster" or some weird jap shit. But it worked, in made sense. Mario feels good to play, it's still fun all these years later, and the fun of controlling Mario to get to the stars is the fun, not the collecting of jiggies and notes and all manner of fucking things.

Oh no i'm sorry, did i say 100k, i didn't see the extra digit behind the checkbox, no it's actually 1 million 100k british pounds.

He wasn't implying that, he was stating it very explicitly and correctly

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They didn't spend that money on that you retard, that was just a reward for reaching that goal.

FFS.

FUCK
CROWDFUNDING WAS A MISTAKE

The people crowdfunding this shit didn't give the devs over a million bucks to produce this? Are you saying playtonic did this with their own shekels out of the goodwill towards their fans or are you just projecting when you call me a retard?

so what the fuck is that money going towards?

oh yeah, (((damage control)))

At best, I can mildly say that it's simply uninspired. But fuck that noise, there's no need to be polite.

It's awful. The rapping is a poor imitation, the writing and rhymes are way shittier and more repetitive, and the animations are nothing to write home about. 2/10 they made an effort.

Which is worse, Yooka-Laylee rap or Mighty No 9 rap?

This entire post is cancer.

I think maybe his point is that it wasn't the final reward reached, so it's possible that any contributions up to that point were actually hoping just to get to the next level or one of the later ones? Like, if you have a peanut as a $50 reward and a 4 course dinner as a $100 reward, you didn't pay $50 for a peanut. You paid $100 for a 4 course dinner. With a peanut.

That's my best guess as to his meaning.

The reason is exceedingly simple. Kids suck at hard games and crave instant gratification, don't mind if the game has zilch of depth to it, and carry their childhood memories into adulthood but never actually return to playing these games to see how fucking little merit they actually carry.

A cluttered mess of a themepark? A themepark collectathon.

You know, the fact that a big part of the lyrics is "how cool" they are is a big death flag. It's like… well, sure it can be called childish but if it's really that cool, you sure should have reasons for that, right? So why not talking about those things that make the game so great?

If you look at the original rap, the lyrics were about the personalities of each character, as an introduction to them and the new mechanics, stuff, etc.

So what this new rap does is… just go for nostalgia in the worst fanservice way

The MN9 rap is retarded, but it at least sounds like a rap, and not what would happen if Jeb bush ever decided to bust out in a rap.

it also helps that the DK rap was about an established character who had been around for almost 20 years.

wew lad

Not to mention we were all 12 at the time.

The backers gave the devs money to pre purchase the game or for other rewards,that they could exchange money for specifically, the Rap was a reward for reaching a cumulative funding goal. it would have cost a fragment of Grant Kirkhopes contract for his part in the soundtrack.

Are they even damage controlling?

its no longer
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Daily reminder that their physical N64 cart is made from gutted N64 sport game carts that cost pennies to get
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The Yooka-Laylee rap doesn't even shoot blacks.

So does that version actually work on a N64? I'm sure that I already know the answer.

At least MN9's rap sounds like someone actually tried.

If it did, then that would be impressive but it's just a glorified 64gb flash drive

No, it's just a flash drive. I don't know why you'd ever want such an unwieldy flash drive, but there you have it.

Man the fact that its getting mediocre reviews is great
Means the damage control will continue to happen by the fanboys for weeks instead of petering out like MN9

I eat skinny kids

I feel like Spyro the Dragon was the most solid example of the Collect-a-thon genre.

While the aesthetic design of the game is gorgeous, it accomplishes a lot in its gameplay. For one, there are no minigames, aside from the flying sections. The focus is solely on exploration and collecting. The three collectables are unique and none feel redundant or pointless. Dragons are the main collectable, and are often 3-5 in a level. They reward the player with a neat little skippable cutscene, and a checkpoint in the level. Gems are the secondary collectable, and far more plentiful, coming in multiple colors, in chests, and in enemies. And the final collectable, Eggs, require chasing a fast enemy in a certain part of a stage. My only complaint is that Eggs are no longer used after the Magic Crafter's world.

The next major positive is the aesthetic design, which I have to commend. The worlds are unique, and even in themed worlds there is care to make the levels look different from one another. The enemies are also interestingly designed, and while not challenging to fight, they are enjoyable to encounter and defeat, and watching their animations helps bring life and make the world feel more enjoyable to explore. It's a massive positive to have the player be able to clear a level in one go with no backtracking, as it means the player can enter and leave the level with the satisfaction of not leaving anything.

The movement and attacking is simple, but that's not a bad thing. For this genre, which is about exploration, movement and attacking doesn't need to be complex (and many 3D platformers are ruined by needlessly complicated and often poor "combat"). Spyro has two methods of attacking, fire (which kills big enemies but ignores armor), and charging (which kills armored enemies but ignores big enemies). And for movement, he jumps, glides, and charges.

Ultimately, to make a good 3D collectathon, you need several things. Collectables that are rewarding to collect, but not littered everywhere nor placed incredibly sparingly. The movement needs to be fun and enjoyable. And the worlds need to be something the player wants to explore and keeps their attention.

What were the main faults with the game anyway?

Check out their forums, both the steam and regular ones, they were locking threads and banning users as fast as they could manage.

Even if it did, you'd just know it'd just be a romhack of banjo kazooie with yooka laylee switched in.

Which game, MN9? It's just buggy and all around forgettable, if this was just a normal retail release instead of a kickstarter game that they tried to jew the fuck out of people with(not to mention the sjws moderating any and all messages both posted in the backer forums and sent to the staff) nobody would give two shits about it. The major shit though was a pretty nasty bug in the wii u version that would hang the console, despite delaying the fucking game for years in order to do bug testing and the fact that they didn't include some of the shit they promised because they, apparently, didn't have the shekels.

I don't want to know about MN9 fag.

Someone post the Spyro skyboxes.

I actually googled "Spyro Skyboxes" and somehow dug up an archived /vr/ thread from somewhere which had some interesting pictures.

First 2 is spyro with and without lighting. 3rd took me a while to recognize it but it was the most fucking obnoxious level in the series. Yeti snowboard race

An user dumped a shitload of 4k res Spyro levels and skyboxes and a texture dump here(U+200B was here) back in 2014. I still have the .rar file of them all saved.

Oh God, now the random Unicode bug is happening to me too.

That's what Yooka Laylee should have been in the fucking first place. A romhack with new levels and characters. They would have been able to complete it a lot faster.

I spent a day making that spyro level work in janus vr then everyone stopped playing it.

That sounds like a lawsuit if I ever seen one.

I really miss the old prebaked lighting. It made everything look like an underground crystal cavern.

Well since i was stupid enough to back this game, just hope it has a good ending.

What about the Dragon's Lair rap? Skip to 1:42

>implying I'd want them to actually sell it
Just give it away for free, perfectly legal and it would get the devs fuckloads of good PR for when they would make an actual video game.

No offense but this woman just sounds like a dumb casual rather than actual arguments outside of "waaah the game is not casual enough for me to beat easily"

I'm all in favor of Nukaa-laylee operation but this review is made a dumb casual bitch being upset the game is not 2017 kosher casual

You couldn't be more wrong.

There's nothing wrong with the collect-a-thon genre.

Just make the camera not shit, don't make the mini-games a drag sprinkled for the sake of having them, and add substance to every small thing.

Sure, it takes more effort, but the genre is easily a fine recipe if well done.

It's bad.

It's uninspired, rhymes are shit, and the animations are probably what really ruin it. especially rehashing the animation for yooka and laylee so much. It's like a big "hello there fellow cool kids" rap. I'm ok with the same vibe as the DK rap, but the problem is that its not the same vibe, its a vapid one.

You know I don't think that I've ever played a pure collect-a-thon game. The ones I've played have always kept the collecting as a secondary element and not as the main event.

MN9 is worse because its nigger shit in general

but at least the MN9 rap sounds like they tried and put some effort.

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This is the last of what I have.

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stop this,

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See the thing is that if you go back and play Banjo Tooie today, you still have tons of fun. It's still a good game, and it's still completely playable and clockable. The issue isn't the obsoleteness of the genre, but the fact that devs today have no idea how to make those games. They focus on graphical showcasing rather than condensed, lush worlds.

Dammit you had to post again

Precisely

Thanks user.

Absolute garbage, why couldn't they have learned from how vidya theme songs have evolved in the years since the 64 days

I disagree with this a lot.

The original Spyro the Dragon felt a little sparse in my opinion and the gameplay a little too simple. There was also a general inconsistency with the gameplay. Like hub worlds always felt like regular worlds just with level warps in them since they had enemies.

In later games they improved upon Spyro 1's foundation dramatically. Like making the hub world feel much more peaceful since there were no enemies. It also added much more personality to the game. All of the characters you met, how there were actually minigames and you had actual objectives etc. It fleshed out the world of the game a lot and made it feel like an actual environment and less like you were just going through a video game level. Like I still love that mission in Spyro 2 where you and Hunter take out a bunch of the giant Rock enemies. There was so much personality to that game and and it's sequel.

I think the minigames added a lot to the gameplay and made each world seem more fresh and lively. And made the game feel much more than just a game where you charge into metal creatures and flame larger ones.

As for collectibles a big aspect of games that have them are the collectibles aren't tedious to collect. Spyro's general controls in all three games are pretty good and destroying boxes to find gems is never boring. Especially since there's only a few hundred in each level and Sparx does most of the work actually picking them up. It's something Insomniac clearly carried over into Ratchet and Clank by having bolts automatically come to the player over long distances and you could even pick them up by throwing your wrench. By comparison in Spyro Enter the Dragonfly collectibles are much more tedious to pick up and the game feels much more boring.

The going old school feature sounds neat, but you'd probably use it once, and then never use it again.

The DK64 rap has a campy fun to it that you can;'t help but enjoy. It's not the most amazing of orchestral soundtracks or anything, but it's not bad by any stretch of the imagination. Especially considering the time it released, before the internet.
Yooka-Laylee is once again trying to recapture the magic of a previous success without understanding why it succeeded in the first place. The problem with the YL-Rap is that they didn't go all in. The voices are bland, the instruments are too light and high-pitched, and the lyrics are just odd and feel like they were mashed together at the last second, nothing flows. Compare that with the DKrap where for all its flaws, they didn't hold back. They went ham on the lyrics, the instruments are deep and low-pitched, and the guy singing it is really fucking into it. Yooka-Laylee is annoying me because everything is pointing to the idea that it could have been really good if the devs had just made the fucking game good instead of trying to re-create the past while showcasing graphics.

I prefer Spyro 3 in terms of gameplay and soundtrack, but I much prefer Spyro 2's characters. The Sorceress never felt all that interesting to me, while Ripto and the Rhynocs were really well-written, and to me as a kid I thought they were really funny.

Allow me to humanize beasts even further an state that all rapefugees, communists and subsaharan nogs are just as people as (((you))) and me.

Also
I'd be fine with communism only if it meant that the fucks funding and orchestrating this got sent to gulags.

Implying that it won't be done by Google translate.

Idc what anyone says, this 100%. I rarely played Spyro 1 until recently, but I played the shit out of 3 and 2 as a kid. I remembered the layout in 1 being closer to 3 only to replay it and discover it's a lot more disorganized and barren. I also think I had the problem of trying to 100% each level before moving on to the next one where as a kid I would just play the damn game.

1 felt like the prototype to later games.

I agree on user on this, 2 and 3 looks and sounds like a rush job

This reminds me of another platformer with a bad camera… I wonder which is better comparatively.

On a side note, it's a damn shame these games abandoned their original vision. They looked absolutely stunning in the concept phase.

Now you know how every one who isn't a weeb feels when someone posts that retarded mokou character.

I'm a weeb and find mokou annoying as shit.

lm-g1.tumblr.com/post/159144487885/so-today-is-my-birthday-and-as-i-was-scrolling

Off yourself.

I'm still upset to this day.

Hi reddit.

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Then I will spoon feed you. ya fuck.

I don't see your point then, I called mokou annoying not ugly. Also
>using tumblr

Worse still is they fucked up the character and voice of Oswald guaranteeing we never see him again.

Kill yourself kike.

God this game's environments looked so good. I'd rather see a spiritual successor to Spyro than Banjo Kazooie.

that wasn't my picture…

>not colonizing other websites for purposes of enlightening them not that it did Holla Forums any good, they're still wondering how Reddit caught onto "norm1es" and how Facebook caught onto Pepe after blasting memes on both websites nonstop for months

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I seriously doubt they wanted Oswald in the first place. This is Disney we're talking about. Also, them fucking up his character is the least of Epic Mickey's problems, by far.

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I forgot to check these but you're on a roll.

Welp sauce

Nobody is unaware of how Pepe happened, we just took it back. And normalfags was Holla Forums anyway.

I'm guessing this is going to be a lost doujin similar to Holla Forums's holy grail.

I found the artist's pixiv, but no one has scanned it onto exhentai so I guess I'll just have to wait.

looks like someone isn't familiar with the filter

Same. Maybe it was for the best that the JonTron controversy happened. That way, only SJWs would be stuck with it.

post pixiv

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Soon…

good shit, thanks

TFW /kemono/ is still down

soon™

How?

why?

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This doesn't phase me, got anything stronger?

Ten outta Ten, Holla Forums would be proud.

They refused to acknowledge different races, which obviously a massive restriction on people of colors freedom… :'^)

this is to the DK rap what Last Week Tonight is to comedy.

Last Week Tonight is pure propaganda, it's disgusting.

that looks like a lawsuit waiting to happen
send this shit to nintendo

It's still fucked that they tried to lynch AVGN for saying he wouldn't watch that movie since he knew he wouldn't like it

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That world wasn't fun at all.

Baka

That's not the reason to call him that- his defense of homophobe Mike Pence, his constant crying over other races, and the fact he's a fake reviewer are reasons to hate him. He's another loser fuck that rode AVGN's success. Seems these dipshit fucks have all been turning to Holla Forums recently because women won't fuck them, and I'm sorry but if you're a genuine white nationalist you have no business being a gamer.

Fuck Holla Forums hard. When one of their own is a 4o-somethign toy collector with no job and a My Little Pony toy habit because they're made by Hasbro, they don't deserve respect.

Was this like a comment on Kotaku or Polygon?

you seem upset about something, but i'm not entirely clear on what

I've watched the whole 5 obnoxious fucking minutes of this and not once was there any talk about jontron or SJWs. People like OP who link youtube videos without specifying a relevant time frame within the video and expect you to know what they're talking about should be gassed immediately.

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Haha
go check e621 if you really have to

Welp. I didn't know shit about this game up until the JonTron thing and still thought my son would enjoy a modern B&K.

Fuck this shit

IF SHE IS A WOMAN WHAT IS SHE DOING OUTSIDE OF THE KITCHEN?

soon

Fuck off, Holla Forums.

Has there ever been a time when SJW devs doesn't get massive backfire for letting politics change their game?

That's pretty shrimp pilled my dude.

THE REAPER!!!

Yooka laylee scored worse than Banjo Kazooie Nuts & Bolts, especially if you trim off the bloat reviews from ideologues.

That's what they get for the sins they've committed.

Where is the yooka porn tbh

Leftists always get fucked over because of their retarded ideology, yet they're too stupid to understand what they keep doing wrong.

As you have probably guessed, I do not communicate with him anymore.

Webm?

Spic?

If this can help

Get a load of this dreg.

You'll swing with the kikes all the same.

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Holy shit, the power creep is real.

Day of the Rope isn't ever going to happen, live with it.

Post more or original

true, when muslims overpopulate, and start killing all dumb cuck christians, they'll use knife

With effects.
Also nearly 10 years ago a 2000/0 4 star monster existed.

They'll murder all the Marxist and their pets first. I can die happy knowing feminists will get gangraped to death.

Sure thing, Chaim. Everything's business as usual long as you try to puff up and act authoritative.

Well if we include all religions in the world that are opposed to being wiped out, that includes all of the non-mudslime Asian countries so that'll take some serious time to come about.

I wanna fuck 'n get fucked by Spyro.

I'm very confused about the bad reviews of the game honestly. Can someone actually explain why it's so bad? It honestly looks really good to me, like it was supposed to. On Reddit people were complaining about the sounds they used for voices saying they wish it had voice acting… which is retarded, and just complaining about the genre in general.

The only way Muslims and niggers can win is if people within your country are actively working to help them achieve that goal.

Muslims are inept fighters at best, their only racial advantage is that they breed like vermin.

I guess that's why they need the basics of war beat into their heads since birth from their hilariously bad book.

From what I've gleaned from a handful of reviews, most of the negative feedback is from people who think the collect-a-thon style of gameplay hasn't aged well plus some camera issues, and the people who still like collect-a-thon style say the game worlds are pretty empty. Little frustrating trying to figure out details because everyone is being so coy about their critique, its all about how they feel as opposed to indisputable flaws.

the levels are way too barren and have no sense of progression. it's just you walking or riding some thing to the next destination most of the time.

Embed related. Project I'm a programmer for.

Good, I want Redditors to feel unwelcome and upset by this site.

I really wanted a nice Banjo Kazooie throwback that surpassed it with new technology and graphics, something real sleek and nice, same team, featuring Jontron, who is one of the ppl majorly responsible for much of the nostalgia and new life for those classic Rare games, and with Grant Kirkhope too. It was going to be amazing. Then fucking anti-Trump shit, cutting JonTron, disrespecting fans and backers, political shit, Kirkhope shitty music and backstabbing Jon, etc… And the game itself is absolute SHIT.

Honestly, if this is how it has to be, then I'll revel in watching this shitheap burn to the ground. If we can't have a happy win-win-win situation like we were promised, then at least we can laugh while the devs burn. Because I guess thats just how the fucking world is, huh.

Shinobi is a niche title and has never been representative of the platformer genre as a whole.

hurr durr
Whoa, glad this place is back.

What about Saladin?
What about the Mujahideen that gave the Russians so much trouble?

We won't have nice things until leftists are chase out of vidya.

You are right, they probably kept most of the money and shat out this piece of shit

Wait what, where?
Are you talking about Capital B? That's supposed to be evil Microsoft, I think.

I wonder if Spyro 1-3 hold up today. I remember spend countless armount of hours on getting every single thing in Spyro 3 and it was one of my favorite games i have ever played. I really enjoyed the Spyro series (1-2 were great and 3 was just pure awesome) as a child. Do Spyro 3 still hold up today? I know Crash 2 when i replayed that few years ago it is still a solid platformer when played today

just for you, reddit-non

They all hold up fine. I 100%ed them for the first time last year after a decade and a half, and they were nice.

Not that I give a shit, but you dumb faggots do know that before 2016, Holla Forums was clean site without retarded weebshit, right? Hell, Holla Forums was actually about old DOS games and WRPG's instead of stupid fucking Anime VN's and Waifub8 games with zero substance.

GTFO my board and go back to 4chan.

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No, Holla Forums has never been Something Awful. Maybe you should go back there if you hate video games so much.

WHY? Anyway for some reason Crash 3 you could get 105% (if not 106% cant remember) and i think there was other platformers where you could get pass 100%. I found that to be really weird as a kid and i kinda still do

Hello newfag.

user, I hate weebshit too, but the whole point of 8ch is you can have your shit tastes and enjoy them too so you'll have to tolerate that garbage for the sake of free speech.

Yeah, nah, you need to go back.

Oh right, I forgot skill points counted. Yes that too then.

Funny, but a dev of Crash Bandicoot thought the same thing about Mario 64 when he first saw it, but in retrospect, those levels were DENSE. I assume a lot of that is just because of the limited memory for level geometry, but I think it worked well.

They can enjoy their shit in their own shit threads. Thing is, they drove everyone else out by derailing threads about WRPG's and anything without animu artsyle

How long were you banned from 4chan, user?

So you are only supposed to use that word ironically?

That is literally what you just did yourself. The lack of self-awareness is staggering.

I guess some of you will want sources for that: all-things-andy-gavin.com/2011/02/02/making-crash-bandicoot-part-1/

It's somewhere in there. Good read.

Have people that say this even played the game at any point? Slate warrior came out in 2004.

Hi reddit! Did you know that your Gilda is into forbidden love? Good bye reddit!

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LOL SHE'S SO BAD AT VIDYA

Oh, you're not even a redditor, just one of those fucking goon that's been spamming self-hating shit the past several days.

The future of Spyro was bad but there is some good games other than Spyro 1-3. The GBA games 1-3 were good (ofcourse not as as good as Spyro 1-3 but they did a good job porting the Spyro gameplay to GBA) A heroes Tail was also good (but again not as good as 1-3 but still a fine game) I never played Skylanders but for what i have seen and read the series are good (a very radical change in gameplay makes the series hated but there was some that wanted something new from Spyro) The series main problem other that the fact that it was a too radical gameplay change from Spyro 1-3 was the fact that it was jewed with the payment model. If you wanted all the content it would cost a huge armount of money to unlock

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We speak English on this board, weeb.

I don't what you're doing on here when you could be posting your penis on 4/b/.

It's finally back

We really haven't had an actual Spyro game for a very long time. Hero's Tail was the last that was really trying to be similar (but changed a lot). Legend of Spyro was beat-up-things -> move forward except for the last game, which was at least presented differently. Still awful but fun to hate with a friend. People dig Spring Savanna so at least once that's done we can pretend there will be a future for Spyro.

So, there is an actual coordinated effort after we came back online to shit up the boards as furiously as possible, like the MUH WEEBS goonposting going on itt? Holla Forums is an absolute mess right about now.

Probably freech. Just check up on their /intb/.

Part of it is Holla Forums being really fucking salty that their board wasn't restored first. They're throwing a gigantic fit on their board and threatening to leave because Holla Forums's evil nazi owners are totally going to delete their board without warning.

I see you are a man of patrician tastes.

It's not happening to the weebs only, it's the sudden unprovoked knee-jerk reaction to absolutely anything:

I thought that SomethingAwful was dead or it at least stopped being the internet's boogeyman back in 2005-ish?

But she says the enemies are easy, and that the puzzles were the only good part.

I never played Legend of Spyro series. They got bad ratings from review sites and from gamefaqs as well (that was before steam reviews and shit like that so i used Gamefaqs reviews to see if fans agreed with the reviewers) If we ignore the greedy payment model (that some defends because they say that the base game are worth full price) how are the Skylanders games themself? They got postive reviews and the games sell well but i never played any of the series because of the payment model

Same here, while they didn't bring politics into it themselves they reacted in the worst way possible when others dragged them into it.
but I still hope it's a good game because I like good games

For all intents and purposes it's dead and no one really talks about it. But the Cancer that killed it festered and started to spread to other sites. I think we're the only one's that notice because Anime triggers the fuck out of goons making them easy to spot.

I only played a little of the first game at a cousin's house. As far as I could tell, their biggest problem was that they slapped the Spyro IP on something that really didn't have anything to do with Spyro. It also did get a little dry feeling after a while. Nothing very special. Top down action gameplay.
Helios and then Toys For Bob worked on the concept and there were a few pitches they had before the toys-to-life thing went through. Hell, Toys For Bob had taken 2007 to 2011 to concept ideas and then eventually make and release Skylanders. It's a shame their other ideas didn't go through. They at least looked cozier.

Embed ate my image.

I would have bought the game even if it was mediocre if they only kept politics out of development.

People like to collect things, and giving a player an opportunity to figure out how to collect everything is really enjoyable to some people. Unfortunately, besides Spyro and BK, there's not many good examples of good collectathons.

But where's the caveman?

New Revenge of Shinobi when?

hwaht
fill me in please

Furries were never welcomed

Having just watched that video I have to agree it's a shit review, not because of her opinions but because she doesn't explain why she has them.
So the camera is shitty, what controller was she using? Can you manually override it? Is it the only option or can you cycle between different 3rd person cameras with different perspectives?
That said I will give her credit for playing 20 hours before writing a review instead of the industry standard 45 minutes.

Hwaht?
fill me in please

Oh shit, I must have imagine all those Miranda posts and krystal and the dedicated monster girl threads and x-com snake and… well you get it mate.

Apparently, Goons and fans of those goons merely spread to other sites, like tumblr or possiblly feech. Whatever the case, I don't watch or care for anime, but the anti-anime shit is not even funny or interesting shitposting. It's just stupid.

Hey Holla Forums I thought you were leaving, is your BO still shitter shattered?

Sad. I wonder if this game fails it means nobody else are trying to make a game of this style. Or i do think a Spyro 1-3 remake would sell fine. Crash remake dont look bad at all shame it is ps4 only for now (would buy them if it comes to PC but i have no clue what the chance are for that)

Holla Forums is comprised of closet furries and non-closet gays.

What happened?

I'd probably make a cozy Spyro-like with levels designed around flying forever like the speedways. Just so it's at least somehow different.

They'll deny it all day long, unless they're a crossposter from /fur/

His rectum was rekt

They're a small board, and ended up pissing off the people trying to bring the site back up in /sudo/, so they were designated to be the last board to be brought back online alongside with /furry/. They got ass blasted and are supposed to be planning an exodus to parts elsewhere, but like most things they can't even do that right.

Why the fuck do you keep posting that shitty picture? It's not even fucking good, it's shit.

This. I am one with the bun.

/fur/ is kinda dead, so I just post here, about vidya. But seriously that's like saying that weebs who make 2hu threads are crossposters from /a/.

I think one of the issues for the game is that Yooka and Laylee just look fucking creepy.
What the fuck even is that lizard thing? It just looks weird, I don't want it to look at me.

>plot point was that mickey had died years ago and was now forced to go through layers of his own personal hell

man that was depressing.

If only they would finally fuck off and stop trying to subvert the whole chan it would be wonderful. Sadly, they tried pulling the same stunt before, threatening to leave thinking people would give a shit and beg them to stay, only to pussy out when they realized everyone was telling them to fuck off already.

Well yes that's the eternal state of a leftist, I'm thinking in more specific terms.

Oh but of course its themselves deciding to protest and alienate everyone. Seems like more of a mantra for the leftist than anything else. At any rate its only too bad they weren't all permanently banned.

Please take these cuckchan memes back to cuckchan.

I get the joke, but honestly, that's not nice to the horsefuckers and furfags. Nobody deserves to be lumped in with Holla Forums, sans maybe the late /hebe/, /furry/ and /pone/ least of all.
The asshurt caused by association from Holla Forums's BO is palpable, though. I can't get enough of the screencaps.

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Wish I could have been there to see the spergout, though I've no idea where that would even be.

Is there a thread somewhere where they are posted?

SUPPOSED to be a chameleon but he comes off as some weird combination of a gecko and an axolotl. And Laylee's nose is fuckhuge, even for a bat.

Golly that looks and sounds epic

There's going to come a point where it's put up or shut up and get beheaded by mohammad, and you niggers aren't going to do shit. It's not about what chaim wants, because the only one who's keeping Israel alive right now are whites and (((whites))), and sand niggers can't stand either.

Look everyone the cuck faggot is projecting. And I don't even think the DotR is gonna happen but push comes to shove most people aren't gonna take it.

Gilda is perfect you meanie

;_;

>>>/sudo/32518
Not the caps I'm thinking of, but a good place to start.

I'd have thought so too but look at Sweden.

Thank you.

That explains so many things.

An excellent point but look at America and Britain, with trump and brexit it is clear there are people who are fed up with it.

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Pleb opinions right here. Not only is Spyro 1 the only game in the trilogy to have blind jumps and puzzle speedpads, but it's also free of the minigame focus that killed both the Spyro series and the sly series. By Spyro 3 the platformin was a joke and only there to serve as a gap between shitty minigames.

I want to trigger Gilda in the shadowban.

The only thing that killed Spyro, and 3D platformers in general. Were the fact that graphics were forced, thus development took longer and yet the publishers demanded that they finish the games at a faster and faster pace. There was a point where one of the Spyro games was made in 6 months. That was right when 3D platformers died. For good reason.

3D platformers died only because publishers killed them.

I'm somewhere in between on this. 1 was strongest on levels designed around Spyro's movements but as said feels a bit barren. I don't think the minigames killed Spyro, per se, but I can understand why someone might not care for them as much when they just want to hop around and find gems.

I still have flashbacks to yeti boxing.

Dunno about brexit, looking at the demographics, it seems like remain side still has the advantage, being mostly younger idiots and immigrants, where the brexit side was mostly older people. Trump on the other hand was much more, diverse, i guess you could say, for alot of reasons, but mostly the fact that everyone but illegals and the most brainwashed liked hillary.

Propaganda is strong and young people are idiots who only care about the short term, which will of course be bad. They refuse to look at the long term benefit.

There's nothing wrong with the core structure of
You just have to make sure the challenges are things that are fun to do, like well designed platforming, puzzles that actually make you think, or fighting a fun boss, and not just monotonous busy work.

what is their holy grail?

The sounds man
You forgot the sounds
The enemies making weird but painful noises while being hit is a pretty nice touch

What a fucking let down, goddamn didny kikes ruining something because muh children

There's a good lad

In a Cosmically Ironic sort of way, (((Disney))) itself brought back asshole Mickey and more "hardcore" adventuring with the shorts they released.
I don't think that's entirely true but I remember some abomination with Goofy's head slapped onto it and it's genuinely the creepiest shit

They still hold up pretty damn well, though some of the orb/egg challenges in 2 and 3 are still frustrating.

>>>Holla Forums
>>>Holla Forums

I didn't realize they were from this set.

You're about as convincing as someone in a fursuit claiming to be a white nationalist, or even a Trumo supporter, for that matter.

Monstergirls aren't limited to just animal traits, dumbass.

Heh, and next you're going to say some of them aren't girls either.

Nice non-argument.

If you arent on the steam users discussion right now demanding to know where's the caveman you aren't doing your part