Now that Aliens may go down the same path as Marvel… what will the quips be...

Jace Garcia
Jace Garcia

Now that Aliens may go down the same path as Marvel… what will the quips be like?

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Brayden Wilson
Brayden Wilson

I have no idea and i'm never going to have an idea.
Im never watching another reboot/sequel ever again, i'm not buying the next fucking skyrim, im not buying SHIT anymore until i have a real person who i know recommend it to me or i get to play/watch/read it before i pay for it.

I'm so fucking sick of watching everything i grew up with be cannibalized for money; so im just not going to see it anymore.

Fuck the kikes.
Fuck Americans.

James Sanders
James Sanders

But most of what you liked growing up was American user. Just leave it at kikes, they aren't even Western.

Carter Long
Carter Long

They mostly come out at night. Mostly.
Oh, so they're like men's rights activists!

Brayden Gutierrez
Brayden Gutierrez

so that thing has a mount IN ITS MOUTH?
wow, if → had two mouths I think I'd let the Alien eat me
Hey!

James Nelson
James Nelson

<But most of what you liked growing up was American user
No, it wasn't.

Jordan Ross
Jordan Ross

so what is this thing, a predator?
don't jynx us!
what!?

Levi Gomez
Levi Gomez

You know it's gonna be like this

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Alexander Sullivan
Alexander Sullivan

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Anthony Mitchell
Anthony Mitchell

In the pipe, five by five.
That's what your mom said last night!

Josiah Price
Josiah Price

Is that Aids Skrillex?

Cooper Taylor
Cooper Taylor

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Daniel Morgan
Daniel Morgan

So what is the answer to the mystery?!

Jose Ramirez
Jose Ramirez

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Parker Rivera
Parker Rivera

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Jonathan Miller
Jonathan Miller

Scientists found human DNA in the thing, thus the normalfags can go back into their shells reassured that everything is fine. No other possibilities exist and this human just had a weird disease, is all.

Charles King
Charles King

WE

Liam Murphy
Liam Murphy

WUZ WHITES

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Grayson Wood
Grayson Wood

All aliens has is a decent art style. Everything else is overrated and overblown by the shitty fanbase.

Connor Miller
Connor Miller

At least they are not breeding

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Noah Gonzalez
Noah Gonzalez

the men in wigs still act like man, smiling and cheering at the camera
the deep end mental patients instead stare 'sexily' like a whore would

Wyatt Williams
Wyatt Williams

for money
You think they are doing this for money?

Christopher Green
Christopher Green

Very similar to the case of Aleshenka from the 1990s:
forgetomori.com/2009/aliens/aleshenka-the-kyshtym-dwarf-from-the-urals/

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Austin Lewis
Austin Lewis

he's afraid of fire!
*it's getting hot in here starts playing*

Ryan Gutierrez
Ryan Gutierrez

Fuck Americans
I'm starting to understand that EVERYTHING "culture" wise spreads from America. All the cancer and all the bullshit comes from it. I should think the Roman Empire had the same problem, with shitty pleb culture in Rome spreading from Britannia to the Canaan, erasing whatever previously existed. I'm now of the opinion that Rome had to be destroyed, and so America has to be. Its influences stretches from Japan, to the Baltics and into the rest of Europe, into West and Central Africa and South America. I should think those that complain about the "global elite" would advocate for the absolute destruction of America and all its properties, wealth and probably its people as well.

Dylan Watson
Dylan Watson

WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB

Cooper Bennett
Cooper Bennett

One of your better efforts, Chaim.

Hudson Cruz
Hudson Cruz

looks like a normal russian child tbh

Jonathan Adams
Jonathan Adams

cut the head off and the body falls, meaning: get rid of israel, then america is fucked. then we can let the chinks or the russians or the south americans take care of them

Josiah Barnes
Josiah Barnes

the germ man types, even as the insidious tendrils of his evil land tighten their grip around the eu

Josiah Cooper
Josiah Cooper

i guess in the end, Beavis really DID score

Owen Sanchez
Owen Sanchez

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Jaxon Rogers
Jaxon Rogers

Alien impregnates Newt and Ripley scene.
Sorry it is only PG13. It is Disney you know.
If only it was NC17 or X….

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Caleb Powell
Caleb Powell

The only positive thing about this will be more xenomorph porn.
That's a pretty good edit.

Josiah Jenkins
Josiah Jenkins

<so what made you decide to leave earth and travel 500,000 lightyears to some asteroid?
some orange asshole became president and I didn't feel like sticking around

Adam Baker
Adam Baker

god i wish that were me

Logan Flores
Logan Flores

it never will be. your bloodline dies with you.

Aiden Russell
Aiden Russell

What… what? Is this from a movie?

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Luis Long
Luis Long

God I wish that were me.

Blake Fisher
Blake Fisher

God I wish that were me.

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