Seeing a crack pop up for this shit I've got to ask - is it really that bad? I mean...

Sounds like someone who doesn't understand beauty would say.

Skinny people are better looking because their faces are more defined than fat peoples.

No one that fat with blue hair understands a single thing, much less beauty.

The writing looks good, but the execution is horrible. I mean try listening only the audio and imagining in a CRPG or visual novel.

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more importantly, the fat bitch likely doesn't understand that beauty is in the eye of the beholder and her t-shirt is only subjectively correct

She's objectively hideous. Unless you're Jim Sterling.

KYS Mac Walters

your exception proves it's a subjective matter
but yes, the majority would agree they do not want to tap that

When the subject is a pumpkin, it's kind of a moot point.

I'd tap that ass all day long and well into the night. do you even know the current price ofambergris?

Why does fat lizard sound like faggot?

It's supposed to be a female I think.

I was going to ask the same thing, then I remembered it's bioware.

Just to take the bait, I was referring to that specific video without any context at all, if that scene was present in an older mass effect with decent animation and motion capture I would thought of it as an good scene, and that's it

Despite of that, I can guess you guys had a higher exposition to the product than I did and probably have a better reference to critique than I do. I hope

Mass.Effect.Andromeda-CPY

buyC.u.c.k.s on suicide watch :)

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Wew

Fuck I'm getting the 50gb one.. Damn almost finished so may as well wait.

Enjpo your tasty buttcoin miners.

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50% of Holla Forums already played this game "ironically", with another 25% about to pirate it for the same reason.

You're just normalfags feeling edgy.

Bioware has never made a good game in the existence of their studio, and you're wondering if yet another game they made is bad?

I'm happy to be in the last 25% - not touching anything Bioware with a 10-foot pole for YEARS.

This disaster has so much advertising cash behind it I see it everywhere. The most incompetent AAA turd in ages; to trumpet the arrival of this utter failure is rather humorous.

Reminder that Bioware can only go downward as cronyism ensures that it's meritless parasite infestation only worsens.

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If you're really itching for an RPG just pirate Witcher 3
Don't see any reason why anyone would be desperate enough to play through andromeda.

Despite technical downgrades & lackluster combat (which has existed throughout the series) Witcher 3 was decent.

Older RPGs are a better suggestion though.

Yeah, the writing is really awful, they all speak like millenials, talking every. fucking. time, cracking jokes in every situation like if they were in a Whedon production. This game is not a Mass Effect game.

I think that's the idea. The sheer morbid curiosity of seeing how they managed to produce something inferior to either DAI or ME3.

I haven't played this game, i know it'll be shit cus of the dev team involved
But i want the details on the mechanics
It's like Horizon Zero Down
We all know it is pushiong the SJW agenda further than anything that has come before
but over all the queality of the game is meh
It's not bad in an way but it ain't outstanding either, It just a generic dumbed down open world third person farcry with lame climbing only in designated climbing yellow ledges, lame stealth only in designated red hiding grass, lame combat everything but the normal bow is shit, lame scavenge and crafting sistem it's like everygame has one of these nowadays, and xp grinding **no skinner box is complete whitout it
The dumbed down "Monster Hunter" style dinobot fights are the game's only saving grace
But aside from being completly meh there is not much to hate Ignoring the SJW propaganda of course

Is there any user here who can give a green text run down of MEA mechanics and all the problems it likelly has?
Why laugh only at the shitty writing, horrible animation, ugly artwork, and awfull performance when we can laugh at the lame mechanics as well?

At least I know who the real face model was now.

Why the fuck was it cracked before Nier then? Anybody dumb enough to play this shit would never pirate it in the first place.

Who is that semen repellant?

Remember how people bitched about a cosplayer doing facial animations? It's another cosplayer.

Remember when Ashley is a Tranny was a meme? Now its real.

wrong, she's modeled after Ringo Starr

What the fuck.

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I watched lets play because someone bought it for Warhammer faggot I watched.
I can say to you. Gameplay is even worse than animations.

It is still much more popular than Nier.

for what purpose

to hide that wide ass mouth

Thunder thighs

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autism?

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you take that back

i don't have to take it back.

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This culture needs to die.

On paper, it should be a good game (like DA:I), but in execution, every single detail got fucked up in lesser or greater severity.

Seriously, the only good thing is the landscaping. Yet, the game is barely about exploration and landscape porn. Thus, they can't do anything right.

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First the Qun. Now the asari. What's next?

Damn. That's some expensive poop.

Garfield Without Garfield: Mass Effect Edition

Are there any legit sources on them using the tranny as a model ?

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There are none. He made it up.

What the fuck is this shit? A fucking homo Krogan with a lisp?

It's a girl.

There were like four threads up before Mark made a cyclical. It's really bad.

You put the colony at rithk for a grudge you carried across dark spathe? You really aren't worth killing, Jorgal Strux.
Get out.
And take your goons with you.

I don't even know if that makes it better or worse.

Fuck yeah! Rock 'em Sock 'em Krogan!

Dude, the technical side is arguably even worse. Bugs, glitches, gamebreaking stuff, terrible animation. It's a fucking mess.

Guess they couldn't find a proper "Headbutt into submission" animation in their library.

Yes I made it up

A female krogan. The writers said fuck the lore and the genophage, let the krogan race go extinct faster by allowing the females to join the mercs.

I'm not even going to pirate it now.

This.

From what i've read on various forums, it seems that you're able to find that perk later in the game via RNG shit (a crate in some place or a drop from a human enemy). Given how bad the game is, I expect the RNG system to be shittier than the one in Destiny.

Is that Jessica trap (or whatever his name)?

naw its a real girl.

This, the only people who did their jobs correctly were the prop designers and the sound guys.

All the characters and interactions seem to be just horrible but oddly enough the combat seem to look quite fluent compared to your typical whack-a-mole cover shooter like the earlier mass effect games. It also seem a bit less linear than the earlier titles. Then again, the UI is shit, space "exploration" is shit with long unskippable animations, you have even less control over your squad than in the previous games and they removed the remaining bits of RPG-elements making it an action adventure game with dialogue trees.

Oh shit pig girl!

I would do her in that Mega Milk shirt… Is that wrong?

Shill harder.

no

That left one

Ironically that 2D one looks far better.

Most games aren't designed with replay value in mind these days, despite touting it as a selling point. A good game with a ton of replay value doesn't even need a bunch of unlockables, alternate paths, and hidden stuff, it just needs to be fun and engaging enough to warrant bringing the player back in for another round - and all that other shit is just gravy which enhances the experience. But a second playthrough of a game you already bought, is a lost sale of a game you haven't bought yet - and it's tough to make a game that people are going to want to play through multiple times. All the moreso for a paint-by-numbers game obviously designed by a board of investors and focus tested into bland paste so as not to "offend" potential sales. So they shove everything the game has to show you down your throat, and open up the mechanics so wide that it's damned impossible to miss anything on the first playthrough.

And even then… maybe only 50% of your customers are even going to finish their first playthrough, let alone stick around for a second playthrough to see alternate scenarios or try different mechanics.

When you treat the games you create like they were disposable trash, then you end up with disposable trash products.

Meanwhile, in the land of the Rising Nip.

Delicious rage.

Was just at a friends house whose brother bought this game. Dude honestly told me with a straight face that it has some of the best writing in the ME series because the sarcastic remarks that player character had made him laugh. Something about his character saying fuck made it the best game of the year already for him.

..the pig girl looks better.