We're counting down the days until launch. Either they make it, or they break it. It's a battle of wits and determination folks! Last man standing wins it all!
steamcommunity.com/app/360830/discussions/ Brief summarization for these events:
HOW TO REFUND IF YOU BACKED OR PRE-ORDERED You CANNOT get a refund if you complain about Jontron. They're cucks and for them it is not enough reason.
The way to get your money back and tell the cucks to fuck off is to use another reason. State "It is not coming to WiiU so I want to cancel my pre-order please I feel betrayed and that is not ok" Additionally state the cheat codes from early Team 17 games are offensive to you (use the SJW emotion appealing) Many fags got their refund this way. If you have yet to refund this is probably the best way to do so.
If you didn't pick the Wii U version then use the cheat code excuse once more. You can also do chargebacks through your bank or CC holder. Just have documentation and some good solid reasoning. If you faggots want to use a "Fill in the blanks" statement that is solid then you should get on it.
Prepare your seatbelts folks, and let's see how BoringPotion handles this. We push this topic further until either someone has a complete mental breakdown, Playtonic goes broke, someone freaks the fuck out or something else goes horribly wrong. It's no longer an 'if', but a 'when'.
Take it to the gamergate general, we've had enough threads.
Robert Sullivan
This has gone too far, but let's keep going and see where it takes us.
Lincoln Thompson
Don't worry, It's almost all over now. Just a few more days to endure and these threads will be gone permanently. Also gamergate is a circlejerk I wouldn't have found new statistics of black on black crime there
Connor Morales
that clown isn't present in the original picture is it? post the original
Evan Cook
some people just really win the lottery in life…
Samuel Carter
Suggestion: Spam the steam forum for the game with links to where it can be pirated. From burner accounts obviously.
Justin Jones
Suggestion
>where's the caveman?
Jackson Peterson
considering this game is only good for porn now, sure.
Parker Jackson
Next you will tell me that I shouldn't buy a switch due to paid online. Protip I probably won't ever.
Jaxson Torres
so there are more?
Tyler Johnson
didn't mean to quote
but where do you find the SECRET BITCH?
Jose Perry
yeah but it's not YL related
Leo Lee
I thought the lizard was a chick
Xavier Rogers
pretty neat, but isn't that off character?
i mean i never played the BK games, but i thought Kazooie was the straight-(wo)man and banjo was the silly klutz.
Justin Brown
This makes me very uncomfortable, mainly because Banjo looks like a Homosexual
Colton Cox
who cares, you're satan anyway.
Josiah Moore
Nah Banjo is the straight man while Kazoo is the woman who can't keep her mouth shut and gets them into trouble because of it
Charles Wilson
Kazooie is the one who'll basically start swearing and insulting everyone.
Banjo is the straight man.
Chill, satan.
Bentley Ross
got it wrong, my bad. i really could have swore it was the other way around
Joshua Davis
And yet again my decision to never donate to Kikestarters on principal has paid off. Too bad the faggots who actually backed this shit will never learn their lesson.
Blake Campbell
just a shame, but I don't back shit because this shit can happen.
I hope playtonic gets massive shit for this allowing a blue hair betanumale on their team and ever listening to neofag
Evan Cruz
there are no penises in that pictures
why would you spoiler such softcore?
Noah Wilson
Ah, sorry, here.
Asher Howard
The first picture has Laylee jerking him off two feet
Joshua Lewis
Where do I go to get someone to draw a penis on this?
Asher Harris
It's a really good picture, I love it a lot.
I swear to god, if you don't ask someone to draw a Pringles can human cock on him
Juan Torres
chameleons have two dicks?
Jeremiah Williams
oh. it literally looked like laylee was wearing red clown shoes in that picture to me for some reason. my bad
My porn folder is organized by animals. Mostly Pokemon.
Brody Bennett
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Matthew Smith
Not videogames, faggot
Bentley Nguyen
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Jace Ortiz
I don't think I've seen a can of Pringles in years, how big is that? My dick is exactly as big as this remote control model
Michael Young
Kazooie is better than any of the Yooka Laylee characters. I just wish there was more porn. Maybe I should fix that.
Alexander Gray
that is the exact same remote i have for my TV also nice going, how many inches is that?
William Russell
1.7 x 7.3 x 0.6 in at least according to the manufacturer
Adam Baker
I'm not usually much for furry shit like this, but I'll be honest, I've got a rather large attraction to Kazooie. No idea why. Oh, also, C L O A C A
Connor James
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David Richardson
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Elijah Mitchell
rather be a futa, you fag.
Colton Thomas
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Dylan Gomez
This is literally just a furry porn thread
Josiah Cruz
your point?
Landon Rivera
I can't spam it with porn to stop the cancer
Levi Ramirez
Disgusting!
Tyler Young
thats another game where the snake wears pants
Kayden Butler
CUM ON THE BAT CUCK THE LIGGER
Gabriel Cruz
so is the bat a girl?
Juan Anderson
more like a woman with a penis, don't be stupid.
Brandon Cook
But it was >tfw not a ___ As in I am not this
If you were a futa you'd be a male because you're a gy
Evan Butler
Futa is gay, you blatant homosexual.
Luis Brooks
you are gay
Evan Morales
Has anyone got the full size of this?
Chase Martinez
To be quite honest, my familiar, you don't see me shaking my damn head when there's full on dedicated weeb threads running. Either ban both weeb and fur or do a truce and gas the kikes together.
William Johnson
did you know the clit of a human woman is literally a micro-penis? who's gay now?!
Samuel Hernandez
All the full images are in the MEGA link, my dude. But here you go.
Ian Hill
Stretched dick. Don't do what the guy in that pic did anons it ruins your benis T. did it too.
Christopher Bennett
Not in this faggot thread.
Josiah Morgan
Yeh I agree, I just wanted to warn anyone who wanted to come into this thread to talk about the op topic
Levi Richardson
Also permanently stretches it wider, but hey, at least my pisshole isn't clamped tight
Caleb Ross
I don't understand. What's the problem?
Maybe the next one?
Dylan Walker
Doubt it.
Aiden Bailey
Why would you make this?
Easton Edwards
Basically the pringles benis guy did something that stretched his dick. He used a pump or jelqued or whatever but he stretched his dick. That way you can make any dick look impressively big but the issue is you almost completely lose the sense of touch on your dick, it gets permanently hurt inside and even then you still won't pump enough blood so while your dick might be hueg it'll be soft and unpleasurable to a woman (guys are obcecated with size but hardness matters even more assuming you don't have a pinkie dick). There's a male pornstar with a ruined dick called Danny D. If you look at any of his videos you'll see his dick is basically a balloon and you'll see videos of girls giving him blowjob as they bend his benis as if it was completely soft. Yeah, that's a guy who barely feels his dick and any moans from the girls are faked.
Jose Smith
Oh fucking shit. What's the fucking point of having a HUGE cock of it's always soft. Jesus christ, I'll rather have a dagger dick that's always hard but average. Still, the thought of a huge floppy cock is kinda hot too, but it would be impossible to cum
Jacob Morales
Man or woman I cannot imagine the bat speaking in anything but Danny Devitos voice.
Aaron Russell
Close.
Dylan Parker
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Jacob Williams
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Jaxon Roberts
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Levi Jenkins
this is why you do kegels.
Isaac Green
i wonder if either yuka or laylee has a rimjob fetish
Justin Green
I don't think you understand. The other guy says your dick literally does not respond, or fill up because it is not used to that. You basically broke your dick.
Gavin Phillips
Kickstarterfags deserve everything terrible they get. We said it from the start yet they still refuse to listen while funding knockoffs of classics.
Carter Bell
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Hunter Scott
So has anything new happened about the lizard and bat game while we were away?
Lucas Brooks
Reviewers are slamming the game for terrible camera, dry humor and overall it's pretty damn mediocre.
Angel Sanders
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Ian Foster
A cringey rap, and the comment section is on fire as well
Jeremiah Williams
it's like the DK Rap but bad.
Elijah Ortiz
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Ian Sanders
Maybe because the rap promotion was bad, the game will turn out surprisingly good, right?
That Yooka-Laylee rap was bad from lyrics to cadence. Even that taco bell scholarship commercial had more of a rhythm.
Gavin White
Maybe because this advertisement is bad, the game will turn out surprisingly good, right?
Charles Hughes
What will save 3D platformers now?
Lincoln Bennett
Super Mario Odyssey
Luke Smith
i have hope, user
Gabriel Butler
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Parker Stewart
That just means he's self-aware and wants to prevent it from happening, or he knows that more race mixed people will mean more people like Jontron He wants to be the only one
Adam Price
Bump for lizards?
Nathan Carter
You want to fuck that lizard don't you?
John Garcia
Gee what do you think user
Ethan Perry
Their winning move at this point is to simply announce that they were trying to avoid drama, apologize to Jon and their fans for a knee-jerk reaction. Then spout off some bullshit of the change already being made, but offer Jontron voice re-insertion as free dlc for anyone who wants it.
Heck, go bananas, as a joke use all of Jon's recorded sounds and have him voice every character in the game.
I mean, it wont happen, I just think stating an obvious and easy solution makes the inevitable failure more fun to laugh at.
Jeremiah Johnson
if they actually did that, i'd give it a pirate.
Dominic Cooper
Its too late. People have dug into their twitter feeds and seen the SJW ideologies at full display. There is no saving PlayTonic anymore, not even from themselves.
Aiden Morris
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Ian Wright
Yea that girls twitter has got to be one of the largest red flags ive seen in quite some time
Asher Hughes
Wait are you guys just messing around, or is there really a procedure or method of making your dick larger? I have never heard of this before the only way I was aware of was having that bone/ligament that makes your dick upright be surgically extended to make your dick bigger, at the cost of it being floppy but still hard.
Jordan Ross
What happened to the last thread Is it kill?
Thomas Parker
You basically use physical trauma to either expand the cells in a vacuum (ruining the blood vessels) or physically stretch them with weights and such (stretching the skin)
Either way, the muscle more or less remains the same, you lose sensitivity, and maim your cock in some way
Liam Cruz
I thought benis didnt have any
Chase Rodriguez
Or whatever that spongiform crap is on either side
Chase Anderson
This thread sucks wheres the porn? Wheres the comedy?
Oliver Hughes
This is the calm before the storm, user.
Brody Baker
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Evan Morris
In your heart you know the answer.
Dylan Wright
Has there been ANY news for this game in the past 2 years?
Elijah Nelson
All I know is that it can only waft ancient odors.
Lucas Phillips
Yes. They've been posting here every so often and AppleGreen has a video update showcasing new stuff. They're down a lot of manpower though so it'll probably come out in 2929.
David Stewart
One for the ages.
James Cox
I still need to fuck that lizard
Julian Gonzalez
Burchchan 2.0, thanks faggots.
Kevin Perry
YOU EVEN MADE A WORD FILTER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Holy fuck 8shit is dead.
Levi Morales
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Blake Murphy
benis is pure smooth muscle
John Cooper
Why is Crono attacking Shaggy?
Connor Watson
With three roughly cylindrical tubes of tissue that functions very much like Airmat only with blood instead of air.
Michael Butler
Blizzard, a multi-million dollar company won't make legacy servers no matter how many people ask for it, and the only reason is pride. These people are beyond rational thinking to an inhuman degree.
Luke Sullivan
Its not about admitting whether they're wrong or not. At this point they're likely scared to find out that official vanilla servers would become more popular than current patch. Especially since its a well-founded fear with the (lack) of subscription numbers they have.
Carter Cox
Okay, my mistake.
Isaac Perry
I still find it a little shocking how late in the game that this thing got revealed for what it is. Usually the writing is on the wall a lot earlier in the cycle.
Christian Rodriguez
This is how I can tell you are a newfag.
Matthew Brown
Our boy Jimbo's back for those amazing reviews that justify him getting over 10k a month from retards.
Well, you know what they say about Chameleons changing their skin color to blend with their surroundings and hide. Even if it's false
Jacob Adams
Jesus Christ how horrifying.
Bentley Brown
I've been saying since the screenshots of the Casino level were released that the worlds looked huge and barren. Most people agreed but hoped they would supplement it with quicker movement options (which they didn't) and some salty backers whined, but largely that point seems to have been consistent at least.
Carter Morris
fuck off faggot, this is not gamergays.
Jeremiah Hall
l-lewd!!!!
Oliver Gonzalez
tfw no pure smooth muscle in my mouth
Christopher Fisher
Tou don't have a tongue?
Wyatt James
y-y'know, the other kind…
Jose Jackson
So what are the scores looking at now? Hope you guys stopped by to leave a little "nice" review
Oliver Campbell
Chargebacks are your friend and Playtonic nor Team17 can say no to them. To conduct a charge back just use the reasoning that "The game was shown and is supposedly horribly optimized." or the Wiiu statement.
Since your CC issuer or bank will handle this there is zero need to keep in contact with playtonic
Eli Scott
on the other hand, a chargeback with your bank or credit card company can permanently fuck your credit rating. if you're a neet, who cares, otherwise you should probably weigh whether the cost of one video game is worth that.
Christopher Sullivan
LOL no. Chargebacks do not have any effect on your credit. They're half the point of having a credit card in the first place – protection against fraudulent charges.
Camden Long
I have no idea who Becky is, but I wanna give her my dick. Maybe I can literally fuck the SJW out of her.
Nolan Nelson
they have a twatter, they tweet something now and then twitter.com/mobiustrip_ its active, last post 18h ago
Ryan Perez
bats are known to engage in oral sex, regardless of their partner's gender
Luke King
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Joseph Hill
snek ok but short.
Cooper Clark
The manufacturer saw your dick?
Josiah Flores
What a cute snake. Miles ahead from the red abomination with a goiter from YL.
Bentley Parker
Disregard the name, I was probably trying to access /min/ earlier and hallucinated.
Michael Johnson
abit like my snek
Elijah Johnson
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Nolan Morris
Pick one, faggot.
Mason Wood
The second pic and both of the second post got deleted, anyone save it?
Considering how late in development the Jontron thing happened, I think its fair to say that Jon's lines are still in. How easy it'd be to mod them back in is questionable, but there's no way they removed them all this late.
WebM'd that shit for you.
Mason Martin
man, I miss when youtube videos weren't made by spastics.
Jackson Perry
From what I understand its a Day 1 update, and backers get the game BEFORE day 1
Luis King
Don't even fucking joke about that, N&B was a game no one fucking asked for.
Jackson Bailey
Me. Time to make my own game.
Leo Evans
anton and coolpecker has more important lizards anyway
Thomas Murphy
Call me a faggot but I like cute things like that once in a while. Why do videogames try so hard to be dark and serious since they started to catter to normalfags ?
Grayson Morgan
So Jontron actually made it into the game before they cucked out? Internet personality drama Hot Coffee mod WHEN?
I actually like N&B but maintain that it isn't a B&K game and is only above average if you don't like the gimmick
Dylan Peterson
Yes assuming it will let me re upload it to this thread.
Chase Gray
I like Resident Evil 6 a lot, but its not a Resident Evil game and the people who like Resident Evil shouldn't have their game forcefully transformed into an amazing third person shooter with coop when it goes against the premise that the series is founded on.
Ryder King
Hi everyone it's been awhile but Kickstarter games all end up the same way so I put this how to together in case you have trouble grasping the concept or forgot what happened last time, you gotta make a game and sink it, this is how:
-Target some nostalgia, this one's really important because since you are sadistic and like to hurt people you have to pick something they care about and hold it hostage, make sure it's something that generates a lot of good will and then…
-Hire a goon squad to antagonize and condescend to the fanbase. Rainbow hair and people who claim to be gamers but look like the last game they played was Bejeweled when they were 10 are the new striped shirts when it comes to hiring henchmen, but before you do anything too egregious…
-Make sure you are using an unethical platform that allows you to keep all the money you stol- er- were paid before you reveal all the radical changes that you are making to the product that were in no way disclosed or are outright contrary to what was originally advertised. Communism in the streets, Ancap in the sheets!
-Keep telling yourself what great people you are for being predatory elitists with low empathy who ridicule everyone you consider "below" you because you have the plausible deniability of standing behind an ideology that professes its endless virtue
Ok guys I hope this how-to really cleared it up and remember that nothing really matters in the end anyway so wear your pants on your head
BAZOONGLE!
Xavier Gutierrez
Did you post that? Because you hit the nail right on the head.
Oliver Perry
Do you mean 4? 'Cause 6 is suppose to be trash ain't it? No doubt people would be and should be upset if their favorite series just took on a completely different gameplay style, even if the result is amazing (which rarely happens).
But the thing with N&B was it came about due to Microsoft having a game in need of some flavor and a series they were doing nothing with so they smooched them together, and N&B is what came out. It's effectively a spin-off game that had no main series game to accompany.
Angel Cook
No, that wasn't me. I have some of his other work from back in the day though to share.
Brayden Bell
Why is there not more rule 34 of Binky Bunny?
Austin Young
Because Lola and Babs exist.
Jordan Thomas
I know what I'm buying with my Yooka money.
Easton Edwards
If he was, he got over it really fast because he went back to cracking jokes and doing what he normally does in less than a day
Josiah Cook
god damn furries. get off my lawn.
Ethan Price
How come I hear nothing about this? If shiggydiggy had farted this out on the switch everyone would be cumming in each others faces about it, it actually looks like something you'd want to play.
Cooper Sanchez
Got it on Switch today. It's breddy gud. Also, unlike Yooka, it came out on the Switch the same day as the PS4, Xbone, and PC versions.
Nathaniel Barnes
No. Resident Evil 6 has amazing gameplay.
Jonathan Baker
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Charles Ross
But that actually is the biggest problem in the US right now.
Asher Perry
One thing I've noticed is that the SJWs themselves can't make up their minds on whether Jon is a white devil or if he's a self-hating sandnigger. I remember arguing with some neofag on the steam forums and he kept going back and forth between saying he was a white white supremacist and an arab white supremacist with internalized racism. The thought of one of their precious PoC turning against them really fucks with their heads. Although I think Jon's family is from old Iran and they're pretty much white.
Jonathan Sullivan
I'm not gonna get into why weebshit is OK and furfaggotry is bad. But it makes me genuinely sad to see you say that.
Blake Sullivan
That's like asking for a pierogi in a Lowe's.
Jaxon Nguyen
His family is from the old Iran. He and his family are above the sandniggers.
Brandon Perry
Light skin is enough for them to cry white supremacy, when that chinese cop killed a nigger in the US BLM were crying white supremacy because Asians have "white" skin. And cant forget about White Hispanic Zimmerman.
Sebastian Gonzalez
On the US census, white is considered someone with European or Middle-Eastern background.
You can't simmer the zimmer.
Zachary Turner
Is this actually crashing & burning?
Julian Campbell
Nigga, you could have black on black crime and they'll cry about white supremacy, because one of them was whitewashed and internalized or whatever the fuck hoop they want to jump through
Wyatt Thomas
c'mere fagit
Eli Morgan
(checked) Nonwhite criminals should be deported from white nations instead of being incarcerated. This would be beneficial to everyone involved: The nonwhites who hate "whiteness" would be moved to a country without it, so they could behave naturally instead of trying (and failing) to pretend to be able to function in civilization. The higher-IQ nonwhites capable functioning in civilization would be separated from the low-IQ nonwhites, effectively cleaning the muck out of the local genepool. After several generations, they could relocate en mass to their homelands and rebuild them into first-world nations (after containing the quasi-bestial native population in reservations). The whites would no longer have to spend inordinate sums of tax dollars each year to feed, clothe, and shelter a gigantic population of minorities who have repeatedly openly declared their desire to destroy the civilization that is keeping them alive.
Luke Allen
But what about the white criminals? Do they get a free pass?
Luke Perry
They get to fight each other to death in a sick ass neon 80's thunder-dome.
You low test cucks really have no creativity.
Christopher Powell
Eh, it's the expected result from continuous usage of doublethink. In the end they don't know what's right and wrong and in the best case everything is anything in the end, just whenever it needs to be so.
John Lee
You'll have enough to buy at least a 12-pack of beer with the remaining money.
Juan Butler
well arent those bandwagoning cucks going to be disappointed when they see that his videos are video games and movies and shit. political drones have the attention spans of fruit flies
Jonathan Garcia
fuck they always get in
Jayden Taylor
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William Mitchell
pick one you undermeme-playing hymie
Christian Russell
holy shit hes a sandnigger? thats hilarious
Lucas Rivera
You'd be surprised how many people HAVEN'T heard about Jontron. They'll come for the politics but stay for the charm.
Austin Morris
Wow EPIC post my friend, are you from the Tumblrs?
Brayden Parker
Don't confuse Iranians and Arabs. One's a proud race of empire-makers, the other a proud race of desert nomads and animal-lovers.
Noah Walker
I loved those from Final Fantasy 12.
Michael Martinez
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Eli Carter
ECH!
Andrew Harris
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Juan Price
Nice digits though
Carter Carter
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Jeremiah Wood
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James Gomez
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Robert Parker
I guess some people want this gayme Why the fuck would you pay more than 20 bucks for vidya
Carson Walker
How big big is Yookas cock?
Levi Hall
I have mixed feelings about this.
Owen Taylor
that slightly frightened good job gets me everytime
I can't crush this down under 12 mb but this is SO worth a watch.
David Jones
This is a pretty good idea. Or I think non-whites that get three strikes/arrested thrice for a violent crime should be put to death. Would definitely thin out the horde.
Gavin Reyes
Or, you know, we could gas the whole lot and claim their clay as lebensraum for the white race.
Caleb Morales
Rare was a shit and the only really good game they ever laid their hands upon was Narc for NES, which was a port. Makes sense that everyone who imitates them is shit too.
Angel Young
Has jontron become inseparable from this game, and others like it?
Dominic Harris
It's been a while since I've seen this amount of love being put in a game.
Anthony Torres
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Owen Kelly
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Gabriel Peterson
Well he's become inseparable from Laylee's chiropteran cunny.
Justin Young
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Juan Howard
I knew you faggots would give up. Now Jonno will never tell us where the caveman is
Zachary Murphy
On the Steam Page? Shit that sucks.
Ian Smith
Daily reminder that sega.com/14111219 is happening today and will kill Cucka-Jewme dead in it's tracks.
Thanks! Though, what are the keys for this? As in, inputs. I can't roll, jump or talk to any characters. I can only use X, C, Space and some other camera related ones.
Help!
Blake Garcia
pls help
Jack Williams
KB+M setup layout seems to be a little bit retarded: WASD\Arrow keys - movement, Q\E\Mouse - rotating camera, 1-4 - emotions or something like that, Tab - aiming mode, Shift - rolling, Ctrl - crouching, Z\LMB - attack, X - jumping, Spacebar - jumping + interacting with stuff, C\RMB - sticking out your tongue, V\Alt - some special action (at this point in the game (I haven't made it pretty far) it does "Sonar Shot" move). Also keep in mind that some actions are not available to you right off the bat. E.g. you can't attack shit until you speak to snake-wth-pants for the first time.
Asher Johnson
Venomous, though.
Joseph Ortiz
I lol'd
Logan Jenkins
maybe the lore is snek killed the humans
Ethan Peterson
I actually recognized him before I read the filename
Hunter Cook
You can pause buffer into shit, Unity was a mistake and this game is pure aids.
Aiden Torres
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Andrew Flores
Fukkin ded.
A+
-This nigga got a gallery?-
Ryan Wilson
even Mario 64 was more competent than that.
Brandon Moore
I like the cut of your biology knowhow
Alexander Johnson
Lore is Noodle is a vegetarian
So at worst he attacks watermelons
Here, I cut up into three webm so you can appreciate it.
There we have it… how passion and technique are used to make a good game.
Nolan Brooks
Sorry, but considering he's already a vegan and he takes orders from a humming bird, he is probably a bottom.
Elijah Ross
rethink your life
Ayden Lewis
Mine is a bit thinner and like an inch shorter, but do you know why it's better? Cause it hits my gf's g spot quite nicely
Chase Richardson
Still think they kinda could've done better job on snek's eyes in the release version. There's something off about them.
Oliver Foster
In the first game Kazooie was silly and Banjo was straightfoward and a bit dopey, in the second game Kazooie's gotten more snarky and crude. By Nuts and Bolts, Banjo's gotten in on the snark too and is noticeably world-weary.
Jeremiah Moore
Banjo… had a hard life.
Hunter Barnes
I think they screwed up big time with the name and the title card, that's why it's selling so poorly despite being a good game. The first time I saw that name and title card it didn't even register in my brain because it looked like one of those mobile shovelware ports on Steam.
Adrian Ward
the name also makes it sound like some board game.