Last night the weirdest thing happened. My 100% non-gamer girlfriend was watching me play Twilight Princess and she was kinda interested (she really doesn't care about games, but tries to get involved with things I like) and because she's an artist she was appreciating the designs and music, and then Midna showed up, and being as Midna is, my GF found her fun. Midna smiles maliciously, giggles, dominantes Wolf Link, and whether we admit it or not, she moves in a provocative and sensual way. First thing my GF said: "cool, she's naked" After a while, she downright said "she is pretty sexy, isn't she". And I was all like "w-what? Ha ha… Sexy? I sure never though about that! Like, I guess I see what you mean, but I sure have ne-never seen her as sexy… I mean… Your perspective is certainly interesting…"
I'm sure my Gf didn't pick up on my nervousness, I tried super hard to play it cool, but being innocent as she is she just said it and I wasn't ready for such a blunt statement. Also my GF really likes fairies and gnomes and such creatures, so may be a factor. The thing is, an innocent girl who don't even know what R34 is and knows nothing about games is the perfect person to offer a non-contaminated perspective, and to me that confirms Midna un fact is sexy.
Asher Green
Holy shit what a fucking faggot
Jaxson Roberts
If dubs this thread gets deleted.
Parker Rogers
No dubs to be seen.
Juan Walker
Yet you seem to have struck the motherload. Too bad your thread is shit.
Levi Howard
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Owen Smith
I'm glad you and your girlfriend are getting along, user.
Josiah Phillips
go to bed OP
Jaxon Adams
Hey, look at that! What fun.
Can't, I'm waiting for the subway to open so I can go home where my bed is. Until then I'm stuck.
Xavier Baker
Just admit all you wanted was midna porn to fap to on the subway, and you made the whole story up.
Eli Gomez
stop tainting my waifu with your faggotry
Michael Nelson
Mark we found someone who's even more of a faggot than you. Ban him to retain your rightful place.
Anthony Hill
Normalfags should all be killed. Exterminate all normalfags.
Daniel Gonzalez
Bumping the thread.
Daniel Reyes
fuck off cuckchan
Gavin Brooks
It might be a fluke, OP. You should show Midna to the other women in your life just to make sure.
David Flores
I don't lie, not even on-line (unless jokes count as lies) and I considered making a thread about my GF being on the verge of becoming a fake gamer girl, but that's too political. I'll just say about that one thing: I'll start to actively discourage her to pretend to be interested in games because she has blue and short hair, tattoos, and plenty of piercings. The world don't need another girl like that pretending to like games.
Jeremiah White
girls dont exist
Robert Rivera
All I feel is contempt and disappointment for this lucid faggotry.
Adam Martinez
FFFFFFFFUCKING NORMALFAGS
Parker Ward
Cosplay is sickness, so, nope. I'll leave her if she ever considers it.
Jackson Sullivan
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Joshua Smith
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Carter Nelson
what about these?
Aaron Lewis
I have a lot of Bateman pics at home, but being the phoneposting scum I am I'm afraid I can't share them.
Wyatt Young
>same filename >posted at the same time as me Is that a strange coincidence or did Codemonkey break the site again?
Wyatt Morris
Christ OP what the fuck is wrong with you? I feel sorry for you now.