Confirmed for sex

Last night the weirdest thing happened.
My 100% non-gamer girlfriend was watching me play Twilight Princess and she was kinda interested (she really doesn't care about games, but tries to get involved with things I like) and because she's an artist she was appreciating the designs and music, and then Midna showed up, and being as Midna is, my GF found her fun.
Midna smiles maliciously, giggles, dominantes Wolf Link, and whether we admit it or not, she moves in a provocative and sensual way.
First thing my GF said: "cool, she's naked"
After a while, she downright said "she is pretty sexy, isn't she".
And I was all like "w-what? Ha ha… Sexy? I sure never though about that! Like, I guess I see what you mean, but I sure have ne-never seen her as sexy… I mean… Your perspective is certainly interesting…"

I'm sure my Gf didn't pick up on my nervousness, I tried super hard to play it cool, but being innocent as she is she just said it and I wasn't ready for such a blunt statement.
Also my GF really likes fairies and gnomes and such creatures, so may be a factor. The thing is, an innocent girl who don't even know what R34 is and knows nothing about games is the perfect person to offer a non-contaminated perspective, and to me that confirms Midna un fact is sexy.

Holy shit what a fucking faggot

If dubs this thread gets deleted.

No dubs to be seen.

Yet you seem to have struck the motherload. Too bad your thread is shit.

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I'm glad you and your girlfriend are getting along, user.

go to bed OP

Hey, look at that! What fun.


Can't, I'm waiting for the subway to open so I can go home where my bed is. Until then I'm stuck.

Just admit all you wanted was midna porn to fap to on the subway, and you made the whole story up.

stop tainting my waifu with your faggotry

Mark we found someone who's even more of a faggot than you. Ban him to retain your rightful place.

Normalfags should all be killed.
Exterminate all normalfags.

Bumping the thread.

fuck off cuckchan

It might be a fluke, OP. You should show Midna to the other women in your life just to make sure.

I don't lie, not even on-line (unless jokes count as lies) and I considered making a thread about my GF being on the verge of becoming a fake gamer girl, but that's too political.
I'll just say about that one thing: I'll start to actively discourage her to pretend to be interested in games because she has blue and short hair, tattoos, and plenty of piercings.
The world don't need another girl like that pretending to like games.

girls dont exist

All I feel is contempt and disappointment for this lucid faggotry.

FFFFFFFFUCKING NORMALFAGS

Cosplay is sickness, so, nope.
I'll leave her if she ever considers it.

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what about these?

I have a lot of Bateman pics at home, but being the phoneposting scum I am I'm afraid I can't share them.

>same filename
>posted at the same time as me
Is that a strange coincidence or did Codemonkey break the site again?

Christ OP what the fuck is wrong with you? I feel sorry for you now.

My money is on broken site.