4 AM

They have tornados in hawaii?

(HH)
Which one was most wanted? How was your day user?

You going to fuck her or what? And how'd he wake you up?

I can smell Kiketor Entertainment's involvement in that; probably deleted whatever they could just like with Sign.

For got to add to the question but it's basically what said.

Tornadoes are tough sobs you dumbass.

(checked)
Nigger nice quads though.

Was he pulling a loud nigra while he was jacking it or something?

Don't panic because I'll be your mechanic

Look at my manner of dress ready to test your exhaust with my pipe and we're gonna

STAY UP ALL NIGHT

Undertale 8's street racing drifting substory was pretty good

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Flushing the bathroom toilet, walking loudly, and leaving the fan on with the door open. This guy has no morals. Smh

And I suppose so eventually if she wants to go out with me. Idk if this is bad but I just like her in a weird way.

I find spiders sexually attractive.

Who you calling "ladle", worcester sauce?

fuck one

Weird how?

And I fucking hate those bathroom fans so much. Was so happy when my family put in two switches for those and the light after a couple decades without them.

Are you the 3dpd who shoved a spider up her ass a couple years ago?

Tornados are plebs, hurricane master race.

Hello
Speaking of driving I got my car back

do not sexualize the spider

laddie, not ladle

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It better be female spiders

heh

I'm coming Pete

Nice, hows your day been besides getting your ride back user?

Nah some camwhore here on 8ch

What happened to it?

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fucking shit, I work 8 straight hours at work then my bosses have the audacity to bitch at me about how I have to take a lunch instead of leaving early(when I just worked my 8 hours I just didn't take a unpaid lunch to waste time in the breakroom)
Most wanted was the open world one that was fun as fuck. last game I ever played on the consoles and one of the best tbh

Why didn't you just torrent or one of the gorillion animu streaming sites if you had to?

Wish they didn't FUBAR the dot hack series so much though. Love it enough to burst into treats.

I generally like to check places I don't have to download from first; sometimes something slips by on jewtube. Unfortunately not so in this case, and trying various other video embedded sites is giving me "you need to update your flash player" messages than let me watch anything.

I know that Liminality technically isn't a game itself, but it would be nice if places like Emuparadise included them with the games, given they were essentially bonus discs.

You wanna fucking go, sourdough? I'll fuck you up nigga.

we've already gone

Fine, I'm just glad I got my car back
Makes everything so much easier Why the fuck are busses so much more expensive than a car
Also
That's a man baby

Clutch fucked itself

Gone where, pear?

How

no

It is too late

I'd prefer female but I'd be willing to go homo for spiders

Glans?

It on PC?

And that fucking sucks. Hate getting roped around by bosses like that.

Honestly I find it easier to just download stuff myself. Go smoke and make a snack and by the time I come back its ready.

Switzerland

Yeah we have a light switch and a fan switch but most of the time both should go own when you use the bathroom.

Yes

Speaking of driving I need to finish switch clutch so I had to take out my transmission with my dad. Nice to learn this stuff, it ain't too hard for a 89 Jeep yj but you have to be carful about the saftey prescidures.

Is it fun?

Yeah, that's where I'm going to next. And I hear you. While I'm not sure if I would like this more or less at series release (given the nature of how people would NOT have access to all four games at the time of Infection's release and getting blueballed by the end, plus having to buy all the parts one at a time), it strikes me as sad that Bamco has abandoned the series, and that of all thing Sword Art Online has apparently stolen its place.

At least LINK is being fan translated, so perhaps series fans have something to look forward to?

Glans is the head of your dick.

DO NOT

Color me surprised.

TO KEEP THE BLACK MAN DOWN

MO MONEY FO DEM BROGRAMS

Not really. Only if you take a shower to get rid of the humidity. No reason to use it while using the loo.

It like a bump or what?

Seriously considered a steering wheel controller for my PC and purchasing racing games, I'm becoming a car fiend because a heavy portion of my family works on cars, it's really inevitable honestly.

I enjoyed an old game GT64 on N64, but from there Forza and Grand Turismo for the Playstation/Xbox respectively are amazing games that I'm considering owning here in the future.

Can we grab chocolate while we're there?

I thought it was to get rid of bad smelling air.

hey

actually it might be

but if they bitch at me my next day I'm goign full nigger mode. Okay you want me to take my breaks instead of work, I'm taking 30 minute 15 minute breaks, taking my long lunches all at the busiest times.

Have fun.

That's fucking hilarious.

how did that go

Nice ID fam, what's happening with you?

sure

I'd like to get a set too but don't have a table to sit it on.

What kind of car you drive IRL user?

Nope. Won't do shit for that really.

Hate non paid lunches so much. Losing like 2+ hours a week on this shit.

how's it feel you cunts? feels good from my side.

You are the most gracious of hosts after all.

What did he mean by this?

I really hate this picture.

he got the number of a girl he liked.

all your posting about phil makes me never want to listen Genesis, even if I might actually like their music.

"Oh wow your phones really dark, hard to see user"

thank you thank you

o-oh-h….

Manuals are great
Autos are pretty boring

sheeeeiiiit

all spiders should be exterminated. they don't deserve live in a reality where I also must exist.

My lunch is a fucking hour each day of sitting in a breakroom playing my ds fuck that, I'm going home early instead. It's not even federal or state law to take one

For a 6 hour shift it is but only 30 mins.

like her tits are too small?

are you a werewolf? scratch me so I can be one too.

My jeep has a shitty no clutch thing but its not the same.

Might as well just accept the break. Could be worse. Some places won't give breaks at all.

Actually she does have small tits, but not really because of tits but she's just a normal avg girl imo. Like she clearly isn't the prettiest or fittest (she's has a normal good body) but everything about her is just pretty normal. She's cool and interesting imo though. And not into some stupid ass arts major so that's a huge plus.

do they make you take a 30 minute break? I think it's a new federal law they put in place, so they have to do it. I get the same thing at my work.

My manual was $500

I want to kiss the spider

Wew what is it?

Are you sure?

Morning. Most of my injuries from last week have finally healed. Shoulder's a big sore if I'm not careful with it but that's the worst of it. Went to a new restaurant in town today and it was bretty good. Probably going back again this weekend because everything on that menu sounded good. Brought the girl with me because she's been real clingy lately. I think she's trying to make this an official thing and I'm not down for that. Just getting ready to settle in with Golden Sun 2 again. Gotta finish getting the trident pieces so I can slap around Poseidon. Maybe watch some TPB.

FUCK YOU

donuts

I think the law at least in america is 2 hours of work nets you 15 minutes break time. If you arent getting any breaks at all thats grounds to sue.

Injuries? Girl? What kind of restaurant?

I thought I'd chill on spring break, but it turns out I only got two days off. I go back to work the rest of this week up 'till sunday.

what about you. you rarely talk about yourself. why?

Never tried it personally, but it always seemed like people who drive manual really like doing so.

naw only for people under 18, a business isn't required to give you paid or unpaid lunch

no I get two 15s and an hour lunch. But there's only 4 people in my department when there's supposed to be 12 to 15 with 3 working each shift, guess what I went in today with 3 openers from 4am to 12 pm meaning from 12 to 2 the cashier was by herself and I was by myself from 2 to 10 and my boss thinks I have time for that bullshit when I just want to work and go home

you live in tennessee brah all the southern boys have manuals for sale for cheap too

Anyone else has the adrenaline rush when initial D comes on your playlist when driving on the expressway?

I've been there. it's probably fucked, but good on you for trying.

What you order nigga? Was it expensive?

you don't have a huge crush on her I hope.

When her man beat my ass.
The chick I got beat up over last week.
It's got like a beach theme to it, with the names of the foods and drinks (and some of the ingredients) but the menu's pretty standard. I got what turned out to be a chicken sandwich with provolone, balsamic mayo, and diced tomato on it. She got perch or pickerel or one of those fish. It started with a p.

Pretty cheap for the amount and quality of food. My meal was about $12 and hers was about $14. There were drinks and desser too though. As soon as they said "we have cheesecake" my second stomach opened up.

45% certain.

I don't like doughnuts.

I always start driving like a jackass when the eurobeat kicks in.

Yeah but 2/3rds of my paycheck is going towards nippon trip and the rest towards cigs and gas to get to work.

why isn't this thread still bumplocked btw

figures they'd be doing to avoid a lawsuit. good to know in case I need to use it.

Eh I won't know until I ask her tbh. Won't give up though.

Because the mods are asleep

Ruined it. Been craving a chicken sandwich for days. Seriously love that shit.

look at this nerdlord not liking pure bliss in a ring, go fetch me some down at the market

Sucks, same thing happens to a lot of people at college here around thanksgiving break, especially the freshmen. Isn't it a bit late for a spring break by now though?

What's your profession my dude? Something really cool like gunsmithing?

Ah there's nothing much to me tbh fam, I'm a pretty boring guy.

what part of nipples are you going to? if you cut the cigs you can get 20 to 50 for saved up for a monthly payment on a nice car tbh

It's too late. I do

yeah fuck that noise. I wouldn't bother sticking around either.

It worked pretty well. Was a really thick piece of chicken, too. It was on a standard size burger bun, and if you stacked the top and bottom of the bun on each other with nothing between them, the chicken was probably close on twice as thick as the bun. Plus it came with fries.

uh oh. last one I had like that sent me on an emotional trainwreck and I ended up going through a lot of PUA websites. still kind of messed up. Well, good luck, bud.

But I never said anything about not liking spider puss

Ah, I see you are a man of class as well.

~$13 is pretty good for a meal, what kind of food did you guys order?

Why can't a sappy romance anime plot happen in my life?

Smokes.

Going to be in tokyo for 2 weeks.

No thanks. Not getting in debt with the jews.

What kind of fries? Straight cut? Crinkle? Curly? Chips?

nerdlord

What? Arnt you supposed to she a crush Ina girl if you want to date her unless your some Chad that doenst really care cause he has so many to fuck with, isn't that how it's supposed to work?

Mazda 323
And it's Aussie bucks so it's probably like $350 american

pussyshit, we get those about 10 times every summer, but the sweetcorn is so good we don't fucken care

p.s. pls fuck my farmgril daughters :-DDDDDDDDDD

cytu.be/r/Ultimate_4AM_2_Turbo_Edition

OH SHIT. she's a branch swinger. she's probably thinking she you can use you as the replacement boyfriend until she decides to switch off again.

Because you never grab life by the pussy.

You chickened out on that one girl I told you to bang like 50 times.

Whats the point

Reg.

mods don't care. they just did it to appease shitposters bugging them in the metathreads.

You can throw down like 75% of your down payment and then pay like 10 dollars a month lol

Chicken sandwich and fish.

Regular fries, but they have sweet potato fries too, plus the standard "loaded" ones you can get at some places, and a specialty loaded one that I forget the toppings of.

Yeah, I think she's one of those types who can't stand to be alone so she just hops from dude to dude. I'm not interested because she cheated on the last guy so she'll probably cheat on me if it gets serious. I think she's trying to sneak into the gf zone so that by the time I realize it got serious, it's too late.

sounds incorrect tbh fam

Taking it easy? Still sleep deprived?

Appereantly they released a DLC for Mafia 3. Any of you f*gs know how it is?

ha ha ha, no. I work at a movie theater.

I don't even care how boring you think you are. You just seem like a cool guy who I wouldn't mind getting to know more about.

Isn't the AE86 a fwd car

It's not especially the best car but it's my second one I've owned: A 2002 Saturn SL1

Not bad, sounds like a pretty good place m8.

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Whats the point of payments then. And also if I quit smoking for that the money would go to nippon so I could quit my job and leave sooner.

Not a big fan of sweet potato fries. Was neat the first time but not the same as normal ones.

You know I'm right.

Nope, its the only corolla in rwd.

Anyone here have experience with woodworking? My grandpa left me his whiddling and woodworking tools when he died. Im not sure where to start with them.

The best pie/cake ever. In fall they make this amazing pumpkin cheesecake at costco. Delicious.

Because life isn't fiction. Thats why i ignore life completely and live out my fantasies in my dungeon crawlers until my illness kills me.

I'd be cafeful. Who knows what kind of stds she has. I wouldnt fuck her with a condom.

Waiting for you to fucking watch that movie, my dude.

could you type that one more time? I'm having trouble making out what you meant to say.

It isn't as good of a car like the show makes it out to be. It's a newbie car, aka your first dip into getting in cars because it doesn't look intimidating and it's the dark horse or Cinderella of the series.

ah I guess that's why I assumed it was fwd
That said that means the 85 is fwd

You're literally always wrong. The polar opposite of Huey, who did absolutely nothing wrong.

Waiting for you to be not dead so we can have some live move banter.

As far as I've heard the best comparison to it is the DeLorean while not being as shit

Apparently it's almost impossible to get a seat most days. Unusual for out here.

This chicken wasn't just thick, it was thicc with two "c"s.

I like them once in a while. I really like the sauce most places have for it. The kind of spicy mayo. That stuff is like crack.

Good advice, but months too late for that. If I catch something I'll worry about it then.

Chuck the controllers out the window, m8 they won't teach you shit.

Get with your familymembers and take those cars out on a winding deserted road and discover together what they can do :3

Embed spiritually related.

My nigga, I own a 98 saturn sl1 with 212k mileage and I haven't had to do a thing except change oil and other fluids

Still looking at getting an acura rsx type s

carsforsale.com/vehicle/details/26648821

I think I can haggle down to at least 3k since the pain job in the back is a lil chipped

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

MediEvil was a good game.
The absolute lack of "female arachnid on male human" porn that isn't anthro is a travesty. There's a lot of it the other way around which makes it even more annoying

Not really. Its pretty dang small and lightweight, its only big fault is its lack of power under the hood.

Maybe. Not entirely sure.

Best fries sauce is mayo/ketchup mix tbh

Amongst the many side quests available in RFG was a racing challenge. Get to a certain location in a certain amount of time. How you do it is up to you. My favorite kind of racing challenges, since you just need to use a bit of wit and you can easily accomplish them.

Vehicles on the road kept ramming into me for some odd reason. I knew I wasn't the best driver in the world, but it was getting excessive. I swore the game was cheating, but then again I also knew I was probably just raging until I zipped across a field and the camera was panning backward. I watched one of the vehicles realize that I was no longer on that road, turn and try to catch up with me.

"I Fucking Knew it," luckily there weren't many of those missions left, but blew me away the devs intentionally programmed traffic to collide with you to slow you down.

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Why would you date a girl if you do not have a crush on her. The purpose of having a crush is because you like them so you ask them out. But if you do not have a crush on them then there should be no reason to ask the out right? So you can't ask a girl out unless you have a crush on them because having a crush is = to liking them

Do you get to watch free movies, or is it just at a discount? Were there really a bunch of cucumbers at that 50 shades of gray screening?

It's just there's nothing much that I do honestly, I come to the threads, go to school, come back and wait until I fall asleep. Thanks for the compliment though user, really nice of you to say that.

I don't think I've ever tried that.

Medievil is my 3rd favorite ps1 game.
Spyro 2 > crash 2 > medievil
Ps1 has way too many good games.

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Never turn down cheesecake no matter how full I get. It's the best.

The creator said the comic didn't have an exact point, he just thought it would be funny if cows made tools because they would all be bad.

I was thinking about a crush a different way. nevermind then.

All a crush really is, is just infatuation.

I waited for you on sunday but you never showed.

Yeah so don't expect great things from it or have high expectations because it really is just a beginners car or for really high skilled drivers and modders who can put a crazy build in it.

if I remember it was because the artist had a point about how useless tools would be if they were made by cows or some shit but he utterly missed the mark and ended up with this half and half shit

you want male (male) on female (male)

Oh right, I guess I did you dirty that time. To be fair oniifam I completely forgot.

Hm, true but you can build up on that.

RFG?

Hows your day been user?

Its great. Straight mayo is good too but its a bit much after a few fries.

I'd say slapping a turbo on it would at least make it pretty fun. Or a full engine swap if you could afford that.

Why's that? It sounds like a pretty normal diner-type place from what I'm understanding.

That would also be acceptable, but that doesn't exist either.

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Mayo is fucking disgusting. Literally the worst condiment. How do people eat it? Its like swallowing liquid fat.

you're going to be my female (male) then

E:

I do get free movies, but I can only get discounts on food/snacks if it's a day I'm working. I didn't hear about any cucumbers, but when the first 50 Shades premiered on V Day, there were used condoms everywhere.

I've been coming to these threads since 2014 and you've been here the whole time. it feels weird talking to someone for so long without really knowing them, ya know?

Most of the restaurants around here are kind of generic, I guess. There are some that have better food than others but it's mostly going to be your few standard foods. This place has a different enough menu that it could be part of the reason.

It would probably be ab it much, yeah.

What time are you awake anyway?

Maybe because you been talking to bots the whole time haha.

people not understanding the joke is even funnier to me.

I promise I won't inject venom into you afterwards.

Its fine if theres too much of it. Some things like ham sandwiches or burgers absolutely need it.

Any good asian places nearby? You made it official with that girl yet?

you don't understand your position here

don't even joke about that. that reminds me of those old counterstrike threads on halfchan that started off talking about ice cream. and then all the posts were exactly the same as previous threads. it's fucking eerie and gets under my skin.

Ketchup and mustard is plenty on burgers. Mayo makes me gag. Its just so disgusting.

What makes him think cows would make bad tools? They have huge balls.

Toukiden 2 is actually pretty fucking fun.

I don't like driving games.

You're living in the past man. Gotta move with the memes. Huey is last year.

You're not allowed to use that picture anymore, mr working man.

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Like how this thread already happened before?

One a couple towns over. It's expensive though. You can go in and get a beer and some great food and watch a hockey game though. It's great.
I'm trying to avoid that but I don't want to break off putting my penis in her.

Is there a story to go along with that post. Its sounds really interesting.

You do know theres an user here whos working on a chatbot that he has interact with the thread almost every night right?

But I'm die and I'm work

I don't even know anymore.

There is literally nothing wrong with defending Huey in 2017. I mean come on, it's 2017.

ayy Ritsu, you gonna visit any Japanese cities besides Tokyo on your Gran TuRiippon :3 trip to Nippon?

desu~~~

here

but there's progression here. like how one user is now recovering from wounds he got a few nights ago. things change here.

I know exactly how it works, user. Just don't be too rough, okay?

RIP fam.

Probably not. Train travel is fast and easy but pretty pricy. Plus dealing with moving luggage and shit between hotels and the wasted time on trains. Just too much for a first trip. Maybe next time.

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It wasn't a date, she was just already at my house so she came with me.

Free movies is nice, do you take advantage of it often?

You have my condolences. You're truly the hero that we all need.

Yeah, I get you. No biggie, it's just that I'm not as interesting as the other goers in the thread and nothing new really ever happens on my end so I never bring anything up. I appreciate the sentiment though.

no

Finishing Dark Souls 3 expansion. From Softwares connectivity making it impossible to get anyone to help with overpowered final boss.

Red Faction Guerilla = RFG

Trying to decide about continuing my college education under Psychology. I like working with people and have a knack for it, but it's a lot of money so it's a huge decision.

She is the type of girl that will lock her legs around you and squeeze your balls so you cum in her and gets her pregnant.

The fact that it's a new restaurant probably has something to do with it too. Everyone loves to try something new to eat.

That's unfortunate. I have heard from many people that Tokyo, while great in and of itself, is kind of a lonesome city as far as Japanese culture is concerned.

What a world it would be if Trump could just drop a few (hundred) thousand neutron bombs on most of the world's continents and let the USA, Russia, and Japan rule the world and colonize the blank leftover continents.

80% of all spider sex is gay sex. Allegedly.

Dead men don't work. You're gaining control

Because mgsv was forever ago. It's time to move with the memes. It's all about Gachimuchi now. Gotta keep up, or you're just an old man who can't move with the memes.

Rough is an understatement, the male just fucking goes for it

Nigga we'll just watch it friday after the thread, aight?

something like: yuki.la/v/332285574
except the threads would all be the same posts as previous threads. whoever made that one is slacking off.

I don't want to know. that's too much for me to think about.

Oh, are you getting paid

That's my fetish, not gonna lie.

Could be. There's another place that used to be pretty popular but they've lost a lot of business since they kicked up the prices and downsized the portions.

not my cup of tea.

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Are you me?

Suuuuuuuure keep thinking that, thats not what she thought.

Psychology would be fun. Fucking around with tards and crazies would be nice.

Hows the expansions?

Will you at least make it feel good?

Every place I've seen do that around here ends up going out of business.

Maybe. It revs me up pretty good.

She can think it all she wants, doesn't make it true.

for me

Oh boy! A burger!

If I'm an old man does that mean I'm dying soon? Who's the real winner here?

Nah, let's watch it at a reasonable time.

Haha at least you have a cummie dumpster to use and abuse. I just pick whatever random unfortunately girl that comes along my planned alley trap.

Oh boy! Cigarettes!

Yeah it kinda depends I think. If you get out of the main busy parts of the city you can still see some more nipponese stuff. Going to be staying in a quiet neighborhood in a 100 year old traditional building. Will be comfy.

Never ever. Just gotta ride this out then its back to NEET life

I bet you've talked with it plenty of times. I know I have.

Not yet

Nigga I go to bed at like 4pm

This is what I hate about physiological, everyone takes one class and they think they are smarter.

Can we at the very least cuddle afterwards?

That's my thoughts on it. I'm not going to turn down sex. It's either this or violent masturbation and this is more fun.

Enjoy your new girlfriend

Its all jewish bullshit anyway

pls

no

On a scale 1-10 with 5 being avg, how good is she physically looking? Whole body.

Oh boy! Money I can use to buy burgers and cigarettes!

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why must you be this way

I never thought I'd want to cuddle with a spider before.

here's a pen

[angry spider vibrations]

Who's fault is that you triple nigger?

She's not my girlfriend.

I'm not real good at judging this stuff. I'd say 7. She has a nice figure. Ass is pretty good. Not Hank Hill levels of flat ass but also not fat. I swear to god every time a girl talks about how great her ass is and it just looks like they crammed cottage cheese into a pair of pants because of all the cellulite, I want to fucking hang myself. DO SOME FUCKING EXERCISE IF YOU WANT A GOOD ASS. A GOOD ASS INVOLVES MUSCLE, NOT JUST FAT.

If you were a good man, God. Otherwise, the devil. Also the benificiary of your will I guess. Can I have your stuff?

Maybe you'll find out you like working?

Disgusting.

Or a hooker.

Shouldnt talk about your new girlfriend like that. She might think you dont appreciate her anymore.

Hows your gfs face?

Nope hate it. Going crazy already.

Yeah you do have a point but I feel most anons here even say she had a nice ass when it's just really flat. A bubble butt is nice too but yeah women have it easy if they want to stay fit or get in shape but are too lazy to do it.

I have no need for earthly possessions when I finally leave this mortal shell. Also that means my debts too, in which case you're probably losing more than gaining.

On the one hand I want to repeat that she's not my girlfriend but on the other hand I kind of feel like a kid again when if your friend was dating, the right thing to do was make fun of him for it.

Thanks, that'll really be handy for when I file my taxes for all the burgers and cigarettes I've been buying.

Mine, what're you gonna do about it?

Why do some spiders do that? It's funny.
If you're gonna be this mean then just go full BDSM I wouldn't mind maybe getting scratched a bit

I'll cuddle with whatever I want to cuddle with

Why buy a hooker when I can have a burger and cigarettes?

Not share my increasingly ironic shitposts. We all know you're dependent on them moreso than nicotine.

Nigger, I throw out a paraplegic mouse erry morning on my country estate in [geolocation blocked: SUGGEST YOU STOP AFFIRMATIVE ACTION HIRES FOR NIGGERS], you think I don't know how to defeat your trap? Nigga you never rode thru a drive thru on a stolen bike n' had ur niggaz all stomp on the pavement in front of the clown's mouth to make the sensor activate

You wouldn't.

Subjectively fucking shit. Overpowered enemies in a windy twisty environments artificially pad out the entire length of the expansion. Areas aren't that large but filled with enemies that will take awhile to clear through.

Bosses are garbage, first is arguably one of the hardest in the series with the power of an optional boss. It's so bullshit I legitimately thought I was trying to kill an optional boss at one point.

Second boss is a summoned character fight like Demon Souls, but the covenant is locked behind a brokenly overpowered Dragon.

Final boss you fucking need summons to help you but again no NPCs to us as aggro bait. Second form is overpowered, but rather fun to fight.

Good twist with one of the NPCs, didn't see it coming until the very last minute, and the final boss.

Objectively: 6/10 Visuals are nice, new rings, enemies aren't complete ass, it's passable.

My concern is that I don't want to come out of school some brainwashed droll like a lot of people in Psychology. Heavily female college, so probably end up being regarded as highly intelligent in debates since they can't argue for shit, but early classes are on what qualifies as a legitimate source and statistics.

School seems pretty unpozzed and no issues of discrimination that I've heard of (Capellas), but yeah a degree is Psychology is pretty much a ticket to most jobs. Easy fall back community manager, going to specialize in marketing so maybe offer consultation for video game companies to make games unpozzed, but really want to work with regular people and make them unpozzed.

Oh. Well at least you're making money. Can even buy Ritsu figs or new vidya at least. Or Absinthe and get blacked out drunk.

How much you owe? And is it to dangerous people? I might be willing to deal with a few gangsters on my ass if it meant a nice couch to relax in at the end of the day.

It is a lot of fun to do on this end.

You should cuddle with a doggo, very comfy.

Why buy a burger and cigs when you can fuck a hooker into loving you and get her to buy them for you?

Wow makes me regret dropping 3 then. Loved that so much.

you're welcome fem

it's the only way they can communicate to each other and I'm always gunna go full bdsm

you fell for it didn't you

I'm doing it right now. My posts are from now on purely unironic. Will you sleep well now?

>when mai niggaz all pass the blunt to the nigga on they left and it's not a blunt it's a PCP-enriched cig and everyone walks home and gets comfy in their beds and sinks deep into the P-hole and enters dimensions most people can only dream of before forgetting where they are and telling idiots on the internet they need drugs to be happy to subvert the Demand and Supply curve to make things cushier for Paul K**$*$*### RRRRUGMAN !~~~~

NO CARRIER

Cut out the middleman obviously. In all the time it would take to win a hooker's heart so she can buy me burgers and cigarettes, I could've had like, three burgers and at least 4 cigarettes.

I was originally going to splurge and buy a ton of Ritsu merch, onaholes, and games with my first couple of paychecks but decided to wait til nippon for it. Will be able to get it a lot cheaper there and will mean more as souvenirs. Plus would be nice to have her there with me.

How do you go from "can we cuddle" to "pls scratch me" that quickly?

I never sleep well.

About to scare my brother when he comes out the bathroom into his room. haha.

the madman

haha dude tell us how he reacts bro

Absolute madman.

You probably don't eat well either. It defiantly does not help with the existential dread. You need take better care of yourself, smokes.

inb4 you get punched

just fuck me already god damn it

haha

I don't know

He jumped and punched my eye. Haha worth it though.

you sure got him user, dang haha

come here then

haha

Called it

I'm already right beside you

haha

>not subsisting on a deficit of at least 1500 calories
>falling for the "taking care of yourself" meme

I was serious but o.k

It always is. But she's not my girlfriend.

haha you pranked him so hard bro that was so funny

Nonsense, most hookers are abused drug addicts forced into the life by someone who got them hooked on drugs and beat her when she doesnt do her job. Make her fall in love with you by being one of the few kind people in her life, get her to work a stip joint for you, and you can have all the burgers and cigs you'd ever want.

Might be smart to splurge first, it'll the days working seem easier since you got stuff out of it already and things you can have fun with. If you keep waiting for nippon only, it's gonna be even harder and you'll feel worse. Or just set aside 50% of each paycheck for nippon and the other half for fun, to make the working easier to deal with.

Sure sure. For now.

But I already get all the burgers and cigarettes I want

Tell me, are you going to do him with your legs or that weird armpenis thing that spider have? Because a leg could probably go pretty far.

I might have like 10$ a week left over to save up to buy something nice in a month or so at least.

well gunna have to try a leg now that you've said

They're called "genital bulbs"

Post Lewds!!!

SPITROAST 'EM
ARMS IN BOTH HOLES

Simpsons Hit n Run was fun with all the different cars, really the biggest problem with driving games is that backing up always sucks ass

PERFECT

NEVER EVER

Sorry user, better than other outcomes I'm not going to mention at least.

You'll feel better eventually but the first bit is rough.

Not much, but at least you can get some soft drinks to relax. Did you have something in mind you were gonna get with whats left?

But you could have more. Dont you want more?

It happens. Better you break up than she cheat on you while she's there and hides it from you.

That would probably feel extravagantly pleasureful
I'm a slut for mouth-play

Same shit as other summon covenants, just in a small area with adds.

Nah I got enough, thanks though.

Really want a new onahole. Mines ok but I could see others being 10x better.

Oh gay

got a steam?

IMO the final DLC boss wasn't that bad. The dragon is bullshit difficulty but you can easily 1v1 the required last boss

No
I have no profiles anywhere, in fact. I stay away from that stuff because I'm paranoid.

email?

But what about the girl who needs you to save her?

I say put some money aside for it at least. If you're working your ass off, you should at least treat yourself to some things to enjoy.

Are the armors good looking?

no way fag

Yeah it is, but the presentation was rather epic until I just bitchslapped the invader as a mage with an NPC (no spoilers) and a summons. I don't think the fucker even had a chance to move.

There's a lot of good ones like the proto-Darkwraith and Heavy set, and then a few of them are returning ones from DS2

I have no email. I have no phone, either.
When I say I'm paranoid I mean that literally, I was diagnosed with PPD years ago. I shitpost on Holla Forums as a distraction from my problems I guess we could use /erp/ if you wanna have a session as a spider, but I warn you I'm not great with typefucking.

no erp

well at least tell me if you are in England or can easily get to here

Oh sorry, didnt realize you swung that way. There's boys who are forced into prositution that you could save, if thats more your thing. The stripper thing wouldnt work, I dont think, though.

Like the dancer outfit from 2? That one was pretty hot. How many cool clothing options are there? Like the clerics clothing or mage clothing you can mixmatch for fashion souls?

Yeah, you should get that checked out. After last week we've been wondering about you.

no way fag

Truly, your the worst kind of user.

The desert sorceress set is back, yeah. They also added the Ruin Sentinel set with a bit of backstory on it

Oh wew, I'm not even in Europe.
Also I'd never leave the country, you're gonna call me crazy but I think there's a plot by the local law enforcement here to arrest me over some stuff I've said on Holla Forums. I live in a really cucked country where """hate speech""" is illegal. I'd probably get v& if I went near any airports, I'm sure I haven't been arrested yet due to the fact they don't know exactly where I live. Sorry, user.

Yeah, you should totally shoot me and rid the world of my existence. Do it.

Australia.

Nice. Ruin Sentinal is pretty hot. Except for the helmet.

Do you think you're worth the bullet?

same story different day, don't want me visiting either right?

That's my secret user, I don't think.

It shows.

He's clearly nuts and you can find plenty of people to fuck online anyway.
Are you just constantly horny all the time?

If you're in America, please drive your car to Iowa and pull over as soon as you see a gril in jeans and a sports bra selling corn by the side of the road BUY THAT SHIT

only when it's warm I want more then just fucks with certain kinda peoples, crazy is fine I can handle crazy

I know.

The crazy ones make for the best fucks. They're just dangerous because eventually the voices in their head convince them you turned on them, or you're someone else in your body and not really you, then they knife you while you're sleeping.

Why

Are you sure? How do you know if you dont think?

And what is it about him you want, exactly?

He said he had PPD, not schizoph

I'm not sure of anything.

.>*schizophrenia

What's gucci monica?

submissive people specially men really get me going, it's the reason why I say I'm pans since it's basically the only think I care about in a person at first

How long before he becomes sure you're turning him in to the feds because he said something stupid to you, or did something wrong? Then how does he react when you're obviously going to betray him soon?

Are you sure of nothing?

Probably.

Oh, so it was the thing he said BDSM you liked?

I-I don't know, what is "gucci monica"?

That's also exactly why he didn't say where he lived. He could think spiderfag is an agent baiting him into giving up his location.

It means "What's good with your recent daily life, my friend"

no, I'm a master at spotting the kinda type I like so I pretty much knew the instant he posted

I'd be fine giving him my location if it made him feel better

If you're not sure of nothing how can you be sure you don't think?

In the end admitting his paranoia shows he has something to hide tho, and whatever 3 letter agencies that lurk here now have him in their crosshairs for sure now. He shouldnt have exposed himself. His unreasonable paranoia compromised him fully. It's only a matter of time now.

Dehumanize yourself and face to loneliness.

I'm not sure.

go away naz

So, what is it about him that turns you on?

It's snowing less here recently which means I'm able to go out by myself again.
Other than that it's all been the same.
fucking hell I accidentally posted this on Holla Forums first

Where do you usually head off to when you go out, fam? Do you have fun?

Do you think you think? Do you think you know some things?

Whats a naz?

Man, I wish there was still snow. It's all melting away. . .I miss winter already. Why can't it always be winter?

I dunno lol

test

Yeah, 2nding.

Arent you in school to be an engineer or something? How can you not think and be there? Are you in on Affirmative action or something?

my initial judgement feels as though I'd like him, this is the reason why I wanted better contact with him so that I can spend some time confirming if it is indeed a good claim

don't play that gayme with me gurl (boy)

Winter was hot as shit this year, but global warming isn't real! It's a Jewish conspiracy! :^)

I've never thought about it but I'm doing decently enough so far so something must be working.

Summer was cold, Winter is also Cold
Also even if Global Warming is real there is nothing whites could do about it, most pollution comes from China and India

Arnt they making initiatives to change?

WHAT GAME? WHAT IS NAZ!

Not here. It was nice and chilly. I had to wear several layers. It was lovely. Hot cocoa every other night, marshmallows, snow everywhere, it even snow straight two days before christmas. I miss it.

I dont understand. How do you be engineer without the thought? It's not possible!

Who knows, maybe I think but just can't remember, since I probably have shit memory.

...

To change what
To make changes that actually negatively effect our environment?

china takes initiative to adapt, the pollution is causing jelly fish to breed like wildfire and it's basically killed every fish in the Japanese sea

so like every thing, the chinks decide eating it is the best solution

Never engineer anything I have to use pls.

All I remember is "GO HOME GAMER GURL"

Finally I understand Spongebobs love for Jellyfish. He must be a sponge made in china. Would explain why hes so stupid and poorly made too.

Pssh it's nuclear engineering, chances are that you'll never even rely on the stuff let alone from a power plant I work at.

that's the joke u meme

no bully spongebob, he's simple not stupid nor poorly made

I usually go around the town. Sometimes to the park, but it's a bit far away.
Sometimes.

Nah fuck that, it snows too much here.

Is there any reason as to why, though?

Ever see anything neat when you go to the park? Have you found any unique places when you've gone around town, like a cool little shop or a nice quiet place with a great view?

Thats even worse! You'll cause another chernobyl!

No, your the meme. And spongebob is simple, like chinese products.

You're lucky user. I wish it snowed here every month of the year. You should appreciate ice-age chan more.

Sweet, I get to be the inspiration for the next S.T.A.L.K.E.R. game!

no, like most animals I relay upon instinct in these situations, it's done me worse then actual good but I still wouldn't or even can do it any other way, that's why I try to buffer it abit

I'll simple you in the butt u meme

user no, now we are stalker game.

I dont do bottom position.

I hope they have tobacco in The Zone

t. you just before being bottom

You often see rare birds around here, so that's always neat.
Half the town are quiet places with great views. There are plenty of little shops here, my favorite is a fish store that always has a decent supply of halibut, they're huge if you've never seen them.

I wouldn't say that.
I might like snow if not for the fact my wheelchair isn't built to travel through for several inches of it.

IT'S YOU henlo

American zone has bundles of tobacco. No vodka though.Sorry.

Cut while you're ahead lad. I dont bite pillows, so keep your ponies in your folder.

The real advantage of winter is sipping cocoa or hot chocolate while watching the snow fall from your window, while you reflect on things. Dont need to go outside to appreciate winter. Or get winter tires for your wheelchair. Do they make winter tires for wheelchairs?

what're those marks on your pillows then nerd

Aw that must be great, around here I go for walks in the park a couple hours before sunrise and the birds got used to seeing me around. I was having a conversation with someone through my phone and they live in a place without a lot of birds, so they were happy to hear the birds chirping in the background. He was pretty surprised when he heard me whistling at the birds and they would whistling back the same pattern at me. Birds are fun, especially if you treat them well, they become more comfortable with you around them.

That must be nice, no nice views around here since this city is flat as a board and built on a marsh. Does your city have a skyline that you can see at night?

I haven't, not too well versed with fish since Texas is pretty reliant on mostly beef for sustenance. They can't be that big, can they?

I'll live.

Embroidery. Here in north america we put covers on our pillows, you savage.

Is it really living without vodka?

Different strokes for different blokes.

Embroidery is massively uncomfortable to sleep on and no one in their right mind would even try to after just one touch

There will be no more stroking in the zone. Bloodsuckers smell semen.

I sleep on embroidered pillows, and sometimes even the floor. You're just soft. It's obvious you're better suited to the role of a bottom.

As long as I got my tobacco I'll be alright.

you're living on someones couch aren't you?

Just remember, tobacco is currency too. Dont smoke all of it.

Even worse. I'm living in somebodies room.

hi

I have no idea.
Regardless, you might like winter, but it's brutal here. We're talking -25°F sometimes.

There's no skyline here as it's not a city, it's a town. The light pollution is low so you can see the sky nicely. It's also pretty during the day due to all the mountains and fields in the distance.
DUDE, they're massive! Sometimes they're as tall as I am. They usually weigh around 30-50 pounds I think? Sometimes way more than that, the biggest I ever saw was around 100lb.

rib eye steak = you

did you get a skirt yet?

It's my money and I'll spend it on whatever I want, like more tobacco.

Do you get to see the stars at night? Are they big and bright?

God damn those fuckers are enormous, how the hell does someone eat the whole thing?

That sounds great. It can get high -20s here, so were only a few digits under you. I love it when its cold enough that you cant even wear glasses because the metal burns your skin, and everyone else is inside because its too cold, so you have the sidewalk to yourself, enjoying a trip outside to the store or just to get a bit of exercise.

You cant spend money for more money. Thats not how money works.

Wut.

Say that to me in The Zone, not online, see what happens.

you'd go great with ketchup

Brint it on cyka. I'll smoke your tobacco right in front of you.

Gayyyyy.

Not if I set up faux cigars laced with shitty menthol tobacco, you won't!

You wouldn't dare!

Nice trips. No, I'm not into crossdressing, remember? I told you I'd only do it if I had a partner who wanted me to do it.

Oh yeah, you can see stars every night if it's clear enough.
Oh, you could never eat a halibut by yourself, they're usually sold in cuts or by the pound. I think they can sometimes be several hundred pounds, but I'm not sure.
They're great if you're a fisherman, you only have to catch a few of them and you'll be done for the day.

Personally I don't like the cold very much.

(you)

and I want you to do it, so get something nice

Are you willing to take that risk?

I'm jealous, can barely catch a glimpse of the stars here with all the lights and clouds.

They're great if you're a fisherman, you only have to catch a few of them and you'll be done for the day.
Ah, I was thinking it'd be something like that, or that someone would order the whole thing if it was for a big family meal or a giant neighborhood bbq or something similar. Must be hard getting the thing onto the boats when they're getting fished out.

To each their own I s'pose.

I never asked for (you)'s!

Sure. I'll just try them out and sell the menthols to kids.

look at what (you)'re wearing though, (you)'re totally asking for it

If you smoke menthol you might as well grow an afro and call yourself Tyrone. Sure, you may smoke a few of my cigars, but eventually you'll stumble into my trap and the negrofying process will begin.

I'm sorry, but you already know we're not a match.

Well, it snows a lot, so you usually won't be seeing stars on nights like that.
That might happen, but I'm not sure. I don't do to any parties or BBQs. My brother did have halibut served at one of his birthdays, though.

It's about time for me to head off. Was fun. See you guys around, everybody take care.

it's on your end, so I'm still just going to have my fun

take care smokes

That's not how it works with me, user. We've gotta be in a monogamous relationship before you can get lewd.

But i'm not wearing anything?

I'm too white to be negrofied. I even got a half black cousin that came out white. Too much nordic in the blood. So jokes on you.

if you don't consider how I am at all then sure but I am so get yee skirts

exactly, what a (you) slut

I am not going to be put in a skirt for your amusement.
It would look ridiculous on me, anyway. There would be two stubs coming out of it.

no and no it wouldn't, you'd love beautiful I'm sure

Why is it Corax and not Fulgrim being the degernerate

Not at all. I havent taken any lewd pics or advertised it till you said something.

The skirt is more about the ass as the skirt is pulled over it and it reveals the panties. Nothing to do with legs.

Fulgrim isn't a degenerate, he's a perfectionist

(you)

Oh right Pre heresy Fulgrim, being an Autiste, while post heresy fulgrim being a dildo licking autiste

Why do you want me in a skirt, user?
I assume you mean look and no I wouldn't, I do not have a girly physique at all.

I don't have a spectacular rear, though. Quite the opposite, it's mostly flat from sitting down constantly. I think, anyway. It's not like I can look at it.

no that was the deamon pretending to be fulgrim for awhile, afterwards he's trying to fix his legion somewhat

it's my fetish and that's even better, slowly turning you into my girl will be fun

Well, if you got a hank hill ass, then yeah panties wont work, then again lightning is popular in a skirt and she has an ass like a piece of wood.

I reject, rescind and admonish your (you)s. Stop this at once!

Now that is something I'm absolutely not into.
You'll have to find somebody else, user.

40K sounds weird

Then what was that shit with Fulgrim wanting Robute in that latest book

Sitting down tends to give you a bigger butt, actually.
Assuming your cheeks were pressed tightly together, how many inches would it take before the hole was reached?

(you)'re never gunna (you) me up never gunna (you) me down and (you) (you)

well I don't mean the full works, I generally perfect how real people actually look, how's your skin anyways?

I've not read anything past nemesis with afew missing in between

It's not that small, I'd say it's average.

Three, probably.

I'm not sure what you mean by this.
Very pale.

I'll break down some major factions
Space Marine: Super Special Mary sues (If they're Ultramarines and Grey Knights) who are give genes from the God Emperor of Man
Chaos Space Marine: See above except never being mary sue and are often given gifts by 1 or more chaos gods, mostly 1
Chaos Daemons: Guys that want to kill you and take your skull, guys that want to give you aids, things that want to fuck you into getting aids and bird that trick people
Imperial Guard: Normal guy in a world where everything can kill you in a second, also tanks
Eldar: Gay Degernates "trying" to improve after fucking a god into existencw
Dark Eldar: Even gayer degenerates that are proud degenerates
Harliquens: Dancing Degenerates
Tau: Gay commies
Necrons: Space egyptian robots
Tyranids: big bugs
Genestealer Cults: Think the movie aliens mixed with guard and follows the big bugs
Orks: IS DA BEST AND HAZ DA DAKKA N DA CHOOPA

Well if it's average, you'd probably look decent in a skirt. Unless you have slightly feminine features, then you'd look good in said skirt.

ENOUGH

I meant
I'm getting way too worked up I think and I also mean, those "perfect" models don't look like an actual person, so I tend to like imperfections in people then not

it's texture, I mean

(you)

Your butt is hotdoggable, user. That is not average.

Kind of rough. Hands are especially rough due to moving wheels all day, I would not be good to hold hands with.

What's that mean?

Fine
AdMech: Rubs lotions on a toaster to get it to work
Dark Mech: Rubs Blood, AIDS, Jizz or planning on a toaster to get it to work
Kroot: Nigger Commies
Sisters of Battle: Space Nuns
Inquisition: something something SPACE MONKEY WEAPONSMITH something something

show me

It means your rear is big enough that a penis can slide back and forth in the crack.

O-oh.

I don't have a camera.
It's also not noticeable to sight. It only looks like some skin is raised a bit. You'd only notice if you felt it. It feels like very thin leather.

well you're getting a camera when you're out getting a skirt then too

do you got steam?

user I have already told you in the past that you are not my type.
You wouldn't like to be in a relationship with me, either. I'm clingy, needy (in a literal sense), boring, kinda lazy and very depressed

steamcommunity.com/id/Chaosyourgod/

here's my steam, add me

You really don't know how to take "no" for an answer

E:

Spiderfag, he doesn't seem to be into you. Just let him go.

you never get anywhere if you don't try your best

I really don't get you. Why do you want to fug wheelchairanon?

same reasons I've stated before

Does the fact he has no legs not bother you? Becoming his caretaker doesn't put you off?
I could never get with somebody who'd require so much attention.

Do you mean due to the wheelchair stuff, or because you constantly want attention from your lovers?

Spider would fuck anything. He was even trying to lewd at me for a little there. Blame the user that was ppd and wanted to fuck spider who got him riled up.

Honestly, probably still less work than being with your average woman tbh.

not at all and infect I like it, also looking after him would be fine as well

Certainly some of the latter but to be fair I'd return the love as well, but mostly the former.
I've said this before, but there are many things I can't do. My older brother used to have to carry me upstairs if he wanted to play vidya with me. If I want a glass of water and no glasses are within reach, I need to call somebody into the kitchen to get a cup out of the cupboard.
I need a lot of help to do a lot of things.

You like his lack of legs?
I can see why some people would want to take care of somebody, but it seems like far too much effort for me.

That's a given, wheelchairanon actually seems nice.

Out of curiosity, are you a virgin?
How would sex even work without legs?

I like imperfections

it wouldn't be too much effort

Not only am I a virgin, I've also never been in a relationship.
A girl could ride me. Or I could get rammed

Good point, that could be an issue in a relationship. A lot of people wouldn't consider the extra effort it would take to make a relationship work in such a situation.

Yup. And he points out he's lazy so wouldnt have to worry about going on ridiculous outings or to stupid restaurants every other day.

Are you gay or straight user?

You'd have to help him getting in and out of the bath, you'd have to wheel/drive him somewhere whenever he wants to go any real distance, you'd have to help him up stairs, there's so much you'd have to do. He's be completely dependent on you.

gunna use you as a flesh light

I've considered it and of course there's lots more I'd need to read up on but quite honestly the notion does not deter me what so ever

I'm bi

That's a big reason I haven't bothered to look for a partner, nobody wants a one-sided relationship.
That doesn't mean I wouldn't like to go out every once in awhile. I'd like spending time with my lover.

What I just said above; big reason I'm single.

lewd One of my favorite positions would make that pretty easy

[muffled add me in the distance]

What is it?

Sitting on somebody's lap facing opposite to them.

A pretty common answer I hear lately.
So long as you find someone actually understanding of the risks associated and still interested in you, I dont see any issue in trying tbh. Besides, love is the big thing in relationships, so long as you did what you could for them as well as showed love back, I doubt they'd see it as a one-sided relationship.
I meant like every day, or every weekend. You'd be surprised how common it is for one side of a couple to always want to be out drinking, or out dancing, or out at some fancy restaurant every single weekend, or several times a week.

Like this?
Good taste.

feeling the frustration again tbh

He already told you no like twenty times. Not sure why you expected a sudden yes.

no (you)

That's where I could run into another problem.
Like I said, I'm clingy. I might make people feel uncomfortable by giving them too much love.
Well, I can't dance, I don't go out to restaurants and I don't drink. So I'd be good there.

Oh lord, that melts my heart~ I love how they're looking at each other like that. Damn it user, you've kind of aroused now

If you've never been in a relationship how would you know you're clingy tho?
Then what would you want to go out to do? Only other things I can think of are movies, the park, maybe shopping, or go to a con or something. Unless just a regular outing to families place to watch movies, play board games or mtg or something.
>The way theyre looking at each other
But they're wearing helmets, how could you tell?

I had a lot of siblings. I didn't react well when they moved away.
I'd like to out to the woods and just be with them. The nature around here is beautiful.
Their helmets are clearly facing each other.

I own a small forest that's just up the road

I'd post more, but it's not a common position

You'd be 10/10 husbando material if not for the lack of legs

Nigga you are fucking thirsty as hell

o.k

Pretty natural imo, everyone misses the people they get attached to. It's always hard seperating when you're close with someone. Some are just better at hiding it than others.
Ah ok, so kinda like parks or just forests and walks. I gotcha. Sounds like it'd be pretty relaxing.
I thought you meant staring at each other lovingly which would be impossible to tell, on account of the helmets.

Needs more snow imo.

the mountains around here get snow but not really the rest of england

Alright, im out. Got to get ready to go. Later anons.

Thats a pity. Not the same in december without snow.

Look, user. I'm sure you're nice, but from talking to you, I don't think I'd enjoy being with you.
Personality wise, we seem too different, we also seem to want different things from a relationship. We just wouldn't mesh well, you probably wouldn't even like me or want to be with me after a few months.
I appreciate you being interested, you've given me hope not everybody will go "lol ur a cripple gtfo"

Thanks, I think?

Good night, user. I think I'm going to probably take off here as well.

yup, take care then

you're basing that off on initial judgements and presumptions quite honestly either of us have any real idea because we haven't had time to get to know each other, hence why I wanted you to add me, so that such a thing is possible and thus a more accurate assumption could be made

but whatever, I feel silly and foolish being made the amusement and annoyance of everyone yet again