Post your three favourite films, and other anons try to guess you personality

James Green
James Green

Post your three favourite films, and other anons try to guess you personality.

I'll start.

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Charles Bennett
Charles Bennett

Chipper.

Xavier Davis
Xavier Davis

/r9k/-tier edgelord who thinks he's smarter than everyone else and unironically identifies with school shooters despite not having the balls to ever follow in their footsteps.

now r8 me

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Robert Richardson
Robert Richardson

Flying Faggot

Henry Howard
Henry Howard

homosexual

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Jackson Gonzalez
Jackson Gonzalez

Type B

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Evan Parker
Evan Parker

Amerimutts

Aiden Davis
Aiden Davis

<End of Evangelion
I truly never get tired of watching it. Nothing else gives me the same feels. It's a visual wonder.

James Davis
James Davis

datamining

Jaxson Hernandez
Jaxson Hernandez

those movies
wild west
/intl/

Hudson Scott
Hudson Scott

Introverted male with limited sexual experience, has frequent violent fantasies in which he asserts himself, in real life he is quite docile and friendly but with some weird quirks

30 something horror buff who unironically enjoys old TROMA flicks, has on and off relationships with women he sort of likes, possibly divorced, likes hobbies where he is isolated like fishing or birdwatching

Fractured male, no strong father figure in his life, slightly below average height, has been addicted to porn or is addicted to porn, browses /pol/ and is firmly right wing, lifts and undertakes other masculine activities but still struggles socially

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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson

.

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David Reyes
David Reyes

Top 10 (I'll only list popular movies that majority of you probably saw)

American Psycho

Eyes Wide Shut

Falling Down

Fight Club

Following

Killing Them Softly

Office Space

Pain & Gain

The Counselor

The Salton Sea

Luke Howard
Luke Howard

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Hudson Baker
Hudson Baker

30 - 35 year old straight white christian american male. Only had a few girlfriends. Still fantasizes about his high school sweetheart.

35+ straight white male, Trump supporter. Has a few good friends. Lives in the North, wanted to join the military but eventually started his own business.

Juan Peterson
Juan Peterson

need more than 3 for this

Bentley Cruz
Bentley Cruz

Nostalgic, virile guy.

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Owen Barnes
Owen Barnes

I'm just now realizing all my favorite movies start with M.

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Michael Hernandez
Michael Hernandez

Atlantis
The phantom menace
Dracula

Luis Reed
Luis Reed

he can't even get pictures for them
Fuck off you lazy asshole.

Matthew Jones
Matthew Jones

Actually I mostly fantasize about recent girlfriends. My high school sweetheart was kind of a bitch.

Isaiah Bennett
Isaiah Bennett

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Mason Fisher
Mason Fisher

Wicked intelligent with a nihilistic sense of humor.

Jordan Brown
Jordan Brown

do this you fucking faggots

Jaxon Clark
Jaxon Clark

reddit user. you like beer. overweight.

south american, kek edgelord, under 25

Julian Price
Julian Price

20+years. Has a friendly personality and average social skills.

Tyler Young
Tyler Young

How could you be wrong on every account?

John Reyes
John Reyes

theres a bunch of keynotes that I wanted to "say" were my favorite films, but that I didn't actually watch fully (Like The Shining, Eyes Wide Shut, Full Metal Jacket, American Psycho, Lolita, etc.). I also took out stuff other people had posted like STALKER and NGE.
Pretty hard to narrow down to like 5, but here it is (can't post multiple images so i just edited them together)

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Hudson Reyes
Hudson Reyes

if it wasn't clear, I was saying it was hard to narrow it down to EVEN 5, much less 3.

Hunter Perry
Hunter Perry

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Eli Butler
Eli Butler

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Colton Murphy
Colton Murphy

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Lincoln Cox
Lincoln Cox

Pseudo-intellectual with an attention span too short to actually read anything substantial.
/r/the_donald turned /pol/ natsoc
pretty cool guy but your music taste is faggy

James Jackson
James Jackson

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Nicholas Long
Nicholas Long

Pseudo-intellectual with an attention span too short to actually read anything substantial.
recommendations then?

Isaiah White
Isaiah White

pure, unassimilated /r/the_donald

Ryan Lopez
Ryan Lopez

Introspective dreamer

Ironical traveler

Normal numale

Edgy gamer

Antisocial common man

Vintage weirdo

Bush era memekid

Jacob Martinez
Jacob Martinez

all this crap to say toxic masculine
Good soy

Chase Edwards
Chase Edwards

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William Rogers
William Rogers

pretty cool guy but your music taste is faggy
You're right on my musical tastes.
Antisocial common man
That's pretty vague, but you aren't wrong.

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Jackson Lewis
Jackson Lewis

I don't know.

Xavier Stewart
Xavier Stewart

Vintage weirdo
What do you mean? Two are from '99, and one is from '88.

Ayden Evans
Ayden Evans

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Brayden Baker
Brayden Baker

You like sequels. A man of establishment.

Blake Morales
Blake Morales

88 is thirty years ago, fam. It's a pretty long stretch, enough to be called vintage. If we were living in 88 right now, thirty years ago would be the freaking fifties.

Dylan Hughes
Dylan Hughes

Values relationships and seeks goals to their end.

Hunter Evans
Hunter Evans

probably 19 years old, and just discovered Holla Forums.

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Caleb Campbell
Caleb Campbell

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Joseph Garcia
Joseph Garcia

Prisoner of the system. You have your own tastes, but struggle to assert them over the academic best - which you've been taught but isn't really part of you.

Brayden Campbell
Brayden Campbell

Dear Zachary…

Henry Parker
Henry Parker

Movie horoscopes general

Unreconciled normalfag. You know the game of human relationship, but you carry around the ghost of the identity you've lost for it.

Alexander Cooper
Alexander Cooper

Hungry social climber. Movies, culture and life experiences are steps to be accumulated to gain advantage (no one can seriously like that shit, it's just tools to be used). A leftist would have said: insecure brainlet, but that betrays projection.

Jaxon Reyes
Jaxon Reyes

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Brody Allen
Brody Allen

The Salton Sea

Office Space

Following

Blake Jackson
Blake Jackson

Patrician taste, understands the mysteries of the universe, cool guy to shitpost about enlightenment.

Parker Jackson
Parker Jackson

/pol/ user. college education. tall.

european. mid 20s. has long hair.

need more

bipolar

was bullied in school

in his late 20s. stuck in retail job. 80% white.

never saw 2 and 3

libertarian. skinny.

around 30. laughs at memes. went on a few failed dates.

Wyatt Lee
Wyatt Lee

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Tyler Miller
Tyler Miller

Soul stretched between light and darkness. You wanted to see, and were unafraid to see both.

Leader at strange crossroads. You analyze situation with spirit, but reality is farcical.

Drifter with a heart.

Pretentious redditor. Keep looking for that downvote button.

Caleb Rodriguez
Caleb Rodriguez

Still, that's only 1/3. I do tend to like old shit though so you're not wrong.
bipolar
lol why?

Aiden Nelson
Aiden Nelson

"Socially awkward" edgelord retard. Never had any meaningful relationship with anybody and hates authority and his parents.
Deadpan INTJ. Fun, but too weird for most people.
Tries to be cool and independent, but is deeply insecure. Probably works out and owns guns to prove his masculinity, not to actually benefit from that lifestyle. Is awkward socially, very self-aware and has an inferiority complex.
Overly analytical and anxious man. Has above average intelligence and is probably skilled in his field, but his need to prove his superiority, along with his indecisiveness leaves him unhappy and stressed out.
History-fan and either serves in the military or is an armchair general as a hobby. Good person, but a bit introverted. Likely anti-nihilist and well-read, probably gets along well with his close mates.
Lazy and indecisive sloth who only watches "trendy" movies to impress his friends. Most likely bitter and insecure about his achievements.
Youngfag. Likely European or South American. Has some friends, but is too immature and edgy for a deep and long-lasting relationship. Plays video games religiously.
Fucking normalfag.
True patrician thinking man. Likely an expert in antique architecture and ecclesiastical theology.
"WOKE" smartass who thinks he can find the meaning of life in movies. Very passive and cynical, but can be diligent if needed. Likely in uni, but still very inexperienced and lonely.
Reddit "nazi" "right-winger". Primary hobby is video games. Never read a book for fun. Still in education.
Unhappy and jaded. Longs for affection, but is too depressed and broken to know where to find it. Struggles with some mild addictions.
Probably an oldfag. Might be a bit unstable and is deeply distrustful towards people. Doesn't has many friends, but certainly has a copy of the Protocols of the Elders of Zion on his computer.
Ironic magapede. Gets off at the thought of triggering others, but is actually an incredibly boring and unambitious boy. Always follows the latest trends to validate himself.
Contrarian for the sake of being one. Doesn't has many interesting hobbies or stories and is probably not older than 30. Browses Reddit and has a YouTube channel.

Gavin Scott
Gavin Scott

bipolar
lol why?
Redditors don't hold varied opinions, variance has to be limited within a certain degree or they get downvoted with made up jewish psychiatry.

Ryder Martin
Ryder Martin

masculinity
And we get the second numale in the thread. To think there's actual soyboys here, thanks /leftypol/

Gabriel Reed
Gabriel Reed

Lazy and indecisive sloth who only watches "trendy" movies to impress his friends. Most likely bitter and insecure about his achievements.

Damn. Maybe listing 10 of them was not a good idea. You are 100% right.

bipolar

I'm not right?

Colton Reed
Colton Reed

in his late 20s. stuck in retail job. 80% white.
Right about the age.

Contrarian for the sake of being one. Doesn't has many interesting hobbies or stories and is probably not older than 30. Browses Reddit and has a YouTube channel.
Right about not having interesting stories and not being older than 30, but those are my favorite childhood movies. Wrong about Reddit and Youtube.

Josiah Nelson
Josiah Nelson

No those are just my favorite childhood movies. I watched them like 20 times as a kid.

I wish to have relationships but I'm too scared of people.

Eli Ward
Eli Ward

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Jaxson Jenkins
Jaxson Jenkins

someone else on Holla Forums knows Miracle Mile
there is still hope

Jose Foster
Jose Foster

I'm not right?
Nah.
Uncannily accurate

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Andrew Hernandez
Andrew Hernandez

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Eli Reed
Eli Reed

obvious pedophile

Thomas Ross
Thomas Ross

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Carter Gonzalez
Carter Gonzalez

maybe u will in jail

Jonathan Lewis
Jonathan Lewis

evil dead 2
gran torino
maybe brade runna, maybe army of darkness, maybe drive

Joseph Bell
Joseph Bell

Make something out of it, Holla Forums.

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Nathan Gutierrez
Nathan Gutierrez

Some GenX'er who hates black-and-white movies with Dr. Strangelove being the exception.
Someone intentionally getting Holla Forums riled up, and those aren't his or her favorites
Introvert who likes impressionistic art

Connor Watson
Connor Watson

Nevermind, replace last slot with
1950's cyrano

Bentley Perry
Bentley Perry

magapede

in his early 40s

balding

Tyler Morris
Tyler Morris

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Grayson Nelson
Grayson Nelson

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Ryan Richardson
Ryan Richardson

Memelord who loves interracial cuckoldry and probably contributes to /trannypol/'s low UID count.

Hunter Hernandez
Hunter Hernandez

Family oriented in rising challenges.

Sentimental goodguy threatened by unseen forces.

Hero in a modern decadent world that has no need for heroes.

Self-destructive conformist of the meme age.

Wanderer who foolishly tries to find himself among the suggestions he receives from others.

Bentley Parker
Bentley Parker

masculinity doesn't exist

Samuel Davis
Samuel Davis

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Zachary Smith
Zachary Smith

If it helps you add to the puzzle I also secretly love several romantic comedy movies but tell no one

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Grayson Long
Grayson Long

Pitiful.

Juan Gray
Juan Gray

Chad.

nigger or muslim

comes from /v/

Isaac Morris
Isaac Morris

everyone in here is a gay except me

Joshua Russell
Joshua Russell

Redditor fedora into rape fantasies, has already searched for pedo material.

Latino chad with a go getter attitude.

Gay man.

Liam Campbell
Liam Campbell

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Brandon Robinson
Brandon Robinson

posting

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Camden Jackson
Camden Jackson

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Jeremiah Anderson
Jeremiah Anderson

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Nathaniel Rogers
Nathaniel Rogers

Oh…
Some of the people in this thread are actually serious…
Oh no…

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Tyler Taylor
Tyler Taylor

wanting every post to be Drive/American Psycho/TDKR

Nathaniel Ortiz
Nathaniel Ortiz

so wut

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Landon Thompson
Landon Thompson

Youngfag. Likely European or South American. Has some friends, but is too immature and edgy for a deep and long-lasting relationship. Plays video games religiously.
I'm full burger, but close enough.

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Jace Scott
Jace Scott

Absolute shit taste. Not even a miyazaki the elder ghibli film. Fuck even the nips were universally pissed about how shitty it was.

You aint no anipuro

James Thompson
James Thompson

Alright, seriously this time. There was a very very close fourth but it just couldn't make the list.

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Dominic Collins
Dominic Collins

Face me!

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Blake Campbell
Blake Campbell

Prisoner of the system. You have your own tastes, but struggle to assert them over the academic best - which you've been taught but isn't really part of you.
Eh, I actually really like most of the textbook "best x's of all time" (for example, akira as the best OVA, 2001 as the best sci-fi movie, Primer as the best microbudget film, etc.), I guess I'm just not contrarian enough.
/pol/ user
former /pol/ user
college education
college credits as HS senior (18)
tall
5'11"
You got everything half-right.
"WOKE" smartass who thinks he can find the meaning of life in movies.
I actually don't like "deep" movies specifically. The movies I named specifically are enjoyable even when you disregard all the pretentious shit, especially Synecdoche NY. In fact, I think Synecdoche NY is sometimes the opposite of deep because of raw emotion it can make you feel without even thinking very "deeply" about any of the symbolism or what's going on. The same goes for 2001 - the music and production is orchestrated so well, just hearing "requiem" can immerse you into a completely alien atmosphere.

Leo Miller
Leo Miller

tfw OP
tfw posted those movies as semi-ironic bait but I still relate to them so these posts sting surprisingly hard because they're so accurate

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John Jones
John Jones

magapede
Not really
Wanderer who foolishly tries to find himself among the suggestions he receives from others.
I guess? That seems a bit vague.

Liam Scott
Liam Scott

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Christopher Taylor
Christopher Taylor

your mom is a flower

Michael Scott
Michael Scott

1.) Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
2.) Ernst Thalmann- Son of his Class
3.) Tarkovsky's Solaris

Thomas White
Thomas White

Degenerate phone poster

Nathaniel Hughes
Nathaniel Hughes

Hate to break this on you but the soycuck in is checking the movie release date ad adding random SJW nonsense against conservatives from reddit. See toxic masculinity, fragile white etc

Dylan Green
Dylan Green

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Christopher Hughes
Christopher Hughes

not enough anime itt tbh
anime films make up most of the 21st century's essential cinema

Noah Cruz
Noah Cruz

anime films make up most of the 21st century's essential cinema
Pretty close to all of it post-1990.

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David Adams
David Adams

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Jordan Sullivan
Jordan Sullivan

antisocial underachieving weeb who only perks up when around other weebs. Follows lindybeige

boring pretentious insufferable hipster who thinks he's way cooler than he is because he fucked the same fat girl everyone else did and then was crushed when he found out how many dicks she took and wrote boring poetry about it

Chase Rivera
Chase Rivera

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Luis Martinez
Luis Martinez

Extremely introverted, but doesn't seem to mind. Had a few hikikomori chapters in his life and in general is a shut-in. Interested in drawing.
American. Oldfag, probably 35+. Married or divorced. Had a more interesting life than most anons here so far, but still seeks adventure. Unironically hopes that the Yellowstone will erupt one day and wishes to experience some happening in his life.
Nice person overall, if a bit boring. Likely not very assertive, but not too autistic either. A father or has always wanted to be one and just seeks to settle down with a non-degenerate girl. Couldn't forget his first love.
Good person at heart, but disappointed and confused about his life so far. Probably young and inexperienced.
Romantic and idealistic, but disappointed in and tired of the current state of world. Introverted and a bit lonely, but gets on well with most people. Around 25 and big into vidya.
The kind of guy who shits up every thread for no reason with (1) and gone posts. Almost underage, never had a girlfriend.
Probably bait. If serious, he most certainly has guro saved on his hard disk and has fantasized about raping his former classmates.
American. Might have latino heritage. Under 30. Socially competent and pretty popular with his friends. Insecure about relationships, but already has some experience and had sex before.
Most certainly American. Probably works in millitary or law enforcement. Well-adjusted guy, works out, but a bit of a loner.
In his 20's. Can hold a conversation, but fairly awkward and very arrogant. Often seeks validation from others. Likely had a fedoratipper period in his life and is insufferable in general.
In his twenties. Actually went to some AnimeCon before and has a huge anime collection saved. Unsuccessful with girls and is a bit bitter about it. Has a few close friends, but most of them are likely online.
Probably one of the most balanced and well-adjusted people in this thread. Actually worked in his life, over 30 in age. Relatively successful with relationships, but not degenerate about it.
Manchild NEET. Lives with his parents. Had a girlfriend years ago, but it didn't last long. Every second post he makes is a low effort bait. Unhappy with his life, but too depressed and clueless to do anything about it.

Nathaniel Ortiz
Nathaniel Ortiz

The kind of guy who shits up every thread for no reason with (1) and gone posts. Almost underage, never had a girlfriend.
First part correct, second very wrong, third one it's been so long it may as well be.

Charles Allen
Charles Allen

In his twenties. Actually went to some AnimeCon before and has a huge anime collection saved. Unsuccessful with girls and is a bit bitter about it. Has a few close friends, but most of them are likely online.
Nope, never, very. Yes, nope. None, not even online.

Jeremiah Morgan
Jeremiah Morgan

Some GenX'er who hates black-and-white movies with Dr. Strangelove being the exception.
Absolutely wrong.

balding
You wish.

Sentimental goodguy threatened by unseen forces.
Pretty close.

Good person at heart, but disappointed and confused about his life so far. Probably young and inexperienced.
Spot on.

Jason Perry
Jason Perry

list of things I hate in conservatives
Imagine knowing this word salad of SJW terms and pretending you're not a soycuck

Parker Thompson
Parker Thompson

Shut up, amerimutt. You will never be white.

Nicholas Hall
Nicholas Hall

His list of shames and broken taboos is very informative, it tells you what's ruminating behind the eyes of a leftist progressive. They trade apparent respect for sexual degeneracy, with bottomless hate for normality.

It's literally all shaming about social, sex, personality, political, mental health and gender. People around him don't suspect this jew has this hate for them.

Julian Allen
Julian Allen

virgins deserve to be shamed tbh

Hunter Baker
Hunter Baker

Hapas deserve to be gassed, even ahead of Jews.

Noah Young
Noah Young

Move over, plebs.

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Robert Rivera
Robert Rivera

Male.

Mason Bailey
Mason Bailey

Mister Nobody

Definitely something/somebody I can relate to in terms of always thinking of the possibilities too much. I tend to be drawn to thoughts I shouldn't have but keep pressing me so it fits. I suppose that's what happens when you've done a lot with your life. It's a shame he made a terrible joker, Wiseau truly is a lot better even unironically but such is the way things are. I especially can relate to the birthday party scene with the mother coming out drugged and drunk. Brings back memories to say the least…

They Live

Always a fan and always will be. Seeing the truth is hard to wake up from and waking up is hard to escape but once again this is the choice we make and these are the demons we face in this oh so vicious cabaret.

Padenie dinastii Romanovykh

A bit on the nose for this board, but I suppose I'll see if I can atleast get a few to watch it. The one from the 20s that is.

Wyatt Stewart
Wyatt Stewart

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Nathan Thomas
Nathan Thomas

OP is a faggot. I don't even need the movies to guess that.

Jeremiah King
Jeremiah King

also a homosexual

Tyler Gray
Tyler Gray

No I want good taste.
Everything nigger.

Julian Ortiz
Julian Ortiz

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Brody Walker
Brody Walker

You're a big guy.

Gavin Martinez
Gavin Martinez

Kike, is atheist but believes in blood religion, spends his days complaining about antisemitism while simultaneously hating on everything the goys believe.

Andrew Bailey
Andrew Bailey

kike shit
/soyboys/index.html

Jose Ortiz
Jose Ortiz

spends most if not all time on /pol/ or making half serious threats against jews or suspected jews on youtube which are later deleted when you sober up fearing getting V&, can now type "nigger" in three nanoseconds, Varg serves as surrogate father

Ayden Young
Ayden Young

Absolute patrician shitpost king, you get to bring friends

Brain damaged 56% poledditor, no fucking taste, repressed homosexual who likes beefy dudes, did I mention you are gay and dumb? lol

Alpha male, natty physique, likely ten inches plus thick circumcized cock. An exceptional athlete and artist, but you always find time to pray at the Synagogue and do charity work for the faith. Though many shiksas have begged you to fuck their tight and needy pussies, you have only sodomised them as you are saving your virginity for a nice Jewish girl.

Jayden Bennett
Jayden Bennett

Either over 40 or identifies with that generation. Finds movies without violence to be slow and boring, and any ideas you've ever had for creative writing are simple action stories with simple motives such as revenge or saving the world. Anything that's even somewhat unusual repels you, and when faced with something unfamiliar you get uncomfortable and say that it's weird. Dreams of being famous, probably as a rock star, author, or athlete, but doesn't count on it and has pretty much settled for normal life.

Jason Turner
Jason Turner

BASED

Daniel Collins
Daniel Collins

For you

Hunter Nelson
Hunter Nelson

Hapa loser, has a hot mom. Pines for a white woman who moved on to a Chad of her own race. Face is a disaster. Mind is mostly insect-based, cannot handle imageboard culture without sperging.

Samuel Lewis
Samuel Lewis

Mind is mostly insect-based, cannot handle imageboard culture without sperging.
Imageboards were invented by azns you newfag redditor scum.

Luis Fisher
Luis Fisher

I don't think Moot, the creator of 4chan if you knew anything about our history is asian. Not only that supposed oldfriend but everyone hates reddit, this is a meme and not a good comeback. Nice try but you need to try harder to seem old.

Chase Carter
Chase Carter

moot invented imageboards
The absolute state of America.

Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor

Moot created 4chan from Something awful, common knowledge

Blake Allen
Blake Allen

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Brody Young
Brody Young

angry chittering sounds

Ryder Powell
Ryder Powell

moot invented imageboards based of Something awful
Can we ban American IPs?

Oliver Sanders
Oliver Sanders

He did though. He made /b/ Because SomethingAwful didn't have an anime board and he wanted to make his own, lowtax as has even said he posted there advertising and got banned. do you even internet?

Henry Morris
Henry Morris

america owns the internet sweetie

Josiah Butler
Josiah Butler

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Caleb Collins
Caleb Collins

He did though
moot invented imageboards
encyclopediadramatica.rs/4chan

Jesus Christ. Can you at least spend some time lurking before straight-away being a cancerposting newfag who doesn't know what he's talking about?

Jonathan Price
Jonathan Price

Excuse me? I've been here longer than any of you. I've literally been here since Looooong Cat, Habbo and raiding JessiSlaughter. I've been older than most of those who don't know that /pol/ started as ironic /news/ and then changed when new members came in and forgot about it. Did you buy the cool guy mask? Oh sorry you know it as the anonymous mask. Did you raid habbo? No, you've just got your knowyourmeme articles.

Jaxson Wright
Jaxson Wright

JessiSlaughter
Come on, faggot. Even I was there for that and I'm nearly her age.

Tyler Jones
Tyler Jones

pretty wide of the mark, though I have been feeling cooler recently

Connor White
Connor White

And? You're proving my point…

Nathaniel Watson
Nathaniel Watson

cool guy mask
Seriously, newfag?

Joshua White
Joshua White

Yes. Cool guy mask. It was from an internet meme known as cool guy who would go on /b/ and post under his avatar. He found it in the trash around the time V for Vendetta came out and donned it for an event known as Chanology which then shaped the format for 4chan for years to come and spawned the "never forgive, never forget phrase"…you know that right?

Adrian Allen
Adrian Allen

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Lincoln Baker
Lincoln Baker

LMFAO, srsly? You're calling Epic Fail Guy, "cool guy"?

Ok, now I know you're just a fucking troll.

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Aaron Reyes
Aaron Reyes

cool guy was his other name, you'd know that if you were around at the time. People would shout "Hey there's cool guy".

Wyatt Barnes
Wyatt Barnes

Right, tell me more, oldfag.

Andrew Nelson
Andrew Nelson

Looks like I won

Brody Powell
Brody Powell

Sensitive Gen X'er who appreciates close friendships and longs for a better world now past.

Daniel Powell
Daniel Powell

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Justin Walker
Justin Walker

It literally doesn't get any better than Cube. You probably have a 10 inch dick.

Christopher Lee
Christopher Lee

fun at parties

William Green
William Green

No you haven't.

Easton Torres
Easton Torres

huh

Henry Reed
Henry Reed

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Josiah Turner
Josiah Turner

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Charles Carter
Charles Carter

Arty for the sake of looking intellegent, i get a feeling Apocalypto is the only one of those you truly like.

Aiden Powell
Aiden Powell

Good luck finding any similarities between them

An outwardly normal, sociable guy that can get along with normalfags but you aren't necessarily one yourself.

Somewhat autistic, you generally avoid talking to people you don't know but have some close friends that you are very outgoing with.

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Kevin Butler
Kevin Butler

The movies you picked can be enjoyed by autistic people.

Christopher Hernandez
Christopher Hernandez

Can't anything be enjoyed by autistic people if they have the right brand of autism?

Joseph Bennett
Joseph Bennett

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Brandon Reyes
Brandon Reyes

Me again. Throw Starship Troopers in there as well. It easily ties the others for me.

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Evan Morales
Evan Morales

romcoms are a guilty pleasure

Jaxson Russell
Jaxson Russell

possible closet fag

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Isaac Ward
Isaac Ward

Closet fag.
Pretty sure everyone on Holla Forums has looked at gay shit. No desire or have I ever been gay irl. Though I do find men attractive sometimes.

What's that second image from u posted.

Hunter Phillips
Hunter Phillips

Not him, but that's from Time Bandits, which you should definitely watch.

Asher Martinez
Asher Martinez

OP for here.

Whoa! Hit the nail right on the head there! I'm a simple man with simple tastes. I have my own band and I want to be a rock star but I know there's no money in it. Not over 40 though, but close. Actually 34.

You guys are wrong on that. I do prefer the company of men though. I'm what you would call a "hopeless bromantic". I admire and aspire to be like the big guys in those movies.

I love women but I don't truly understand them. They aren't straight forward with what they want and you have to figure out what exactly they want without just directly asking them. It's very frustrating.

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David Rogers
David Rogers

I doubt u guyes have seen the two other ones

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Brody Perez
Brody Perez

Either a betamale orbiter or a woman.

Luis Ortiz
Luis Ortiz

definitely the beta male, there are no women on Holla Forums besides the women posted by us.

Isaac Anderson
Isaac Anderson

So I was perusing through the thread looking for kino and just finished Miracle Mile. Wow, what a ride. I regret going to youtube and watching someone spoiling what its about for 5m before seeing it. Its only (1 hr 30m)

If anyones interested.

sockshare.net/watch/qd7zznGK-miracle-mile.html

Henry Anderson
Henry Anderson

Well i think your probably describing most preople on here, but credit where credit is due your pretty much spot on

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