So apparently Trump likes a golden shower…

What if there's like, a Trump sex tape, that leaks during his presidency

how could the spectacle even peak after that

literally living the dream

Noice

Did you know that Germans are the number one consumer of water sports and have been for decades?

Trump is the kind of guy to look up sex terms on urbandictionary and pick the one that has "gold" in it.

Seems like he had them do all the pissing.

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11 days into 2017. he hasn't even been inaugurated yet. accelerationism ftw

So how many levels of chess is this?

KEK

Because "degeneracy"/ extremely trigggering

Chess? This is 5-dimensional water sports we're playing here

MAKE AMERICA GOLDEN AGAIN

seriously, wtf is his obsession with gold?
golden chairs, golden walls, golden opportunities, golden fucking everything

will someone tell this retard that gold standard is no more?

let it go, dude
let it fucking go

: >

I-it can't be true

I'm not sure what to believe anymore

You think he ever pissed on passerbys off of Trump tower?

Never seen that one before in movies and tv shows.

It's all true.

my head is actually fucking spinning right now, is meme magic actually real?

Damn that sounds dope tbh.

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This is sadly fake

That's what you get when you mess with a god of chaos like kek.

Mainly the anime part, if only because of that one screenshot

Otherwise I'd believe anything about Trump's fucked up sexuality.

Is it? I just found it on /r9k/

It's not in the report, at least not the one linked

(see: HENTAI glossary)

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/818990655418617856
He mad.

That was a troll by Holla Forums that MSM believed, actually.

I think one of the funnier things to come out of this is Hillary Clinton is as boring as most people imagined

That's edited by Holla Forumsacks for more disinfo.

My sides
I'm dying
Help

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All I want to see is Trump's sex tape leaking during his presidency, and its Ivanka Trump pissing in his mouth while hes on his knees making child like guttural noises with an open mouth and tongue hanging open, and she's like pissing in his mouth, and saying "Yes Trump, such a good boy, such a good good boy"

First off, read this quote from Engels.
By "World Spirit" he (and Marx) mean the sort of meta-intelligence formed by human minds together in a society. Now read the screencap from Holla Forums.

Basically, it's viral marketing with some confirmation bias for good measure.

Trump has no imagination, no creativity, no personal style, no taste, no personality, no beliefs, nothing that would ever mark him as an individual. Throwing gold everywhere is just a desperate attempt to conceal his complete lack of ideas.

"Such a good boy, the best boy, believe me."

Some people are saying the whole thing is based on a 4/pol/ fanfic from november; so either Trump either had a golden shower or Holla Forums literally tricked the FBI

TRUMP IS A PISSPIG LMAO

Or the FBI is so buttflustered that they made it up.

I did not have urinal relations with this woman

"I propose we call this #freakaleaks"
lmfao
youtu.be/uVL0vxV-HAE

haha lol

My guess is it's a little from column a and a little from column b.

Now will liberals finally shut the fuck up about Russia?

KEK!

What a time to be alive indeed.

Find the video

I hope the media picks this up and trump's presidency becomes Bush 2.0 only its the deep state giving the media information about his sex life and Trump denying it on twitter and the cia and trump have twitter war over whether or not hes into anal

That ain't how this works. They want a sandbag they can pummel for the next 4 years minimum. They picked Russia because so many of them remember the cold war, because China might actually do something if they took it too far, and because [insert middle eastern country here] is going to be invaded in that time and no longer be eligible.

A quarter of men over the last decade have jacked off to gay or transgendered porn once or more times. A quarter.

So there is a quarter percent chance that Trump has jacked off to traps. Now, having said this, the media is dying to get its hands on this information. We're more transparent now than we were during the Clinton years.

Somewhere down the line in statistics, there's a percentage chance that we will have a Trump trap scandal.

If this is true, I mean all of it, then this is the biggest political scandal in US history, right? Not just the piss stuff, but the colluding with a foreign government (especially one deemed an "enemy") is beyond the pale, no?

Actually I'm in Trump's percentual quartet and I'm the one who jerked the gherkin to tranny porn. I'm sorry.

I have a hard time believing the number is that low. Was that the amount who were willing to admit it over a phone survey?

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Reminds me of this for some reason.

youtu.be/YxzxmQykQ4s

Its fake. In an archived thread on 4/pol/ someone discusses emailing an anti-trump pundit about how trump fucks prostitutes and likes golden showers. Its archived on 4plebs.

Even if its fake Trump is still a pisspig, all rich men are.

I despise the fact that fake news is a real problem but its basically become a Holla Forums buzzword for anything that upsets their safespace

Woah, an anonymous poster with no actual proof said that he tricked the CIA and that vaguely resembles what happened today. I guess I better believe Holla Forums's damage control.

You are now picturing Melania pissing over Trump.

All news are fake news, "fake news" are entertaining fake news.

The greatest snafu of the 2010's.

It's January and Putin already won prank of the year

Too good.

Ivanka tbh.

You should write for buzzfeed imho

I've never understood this
what?

It just sounds like Holla Forums forcing a meme so hard on society that whatever symbols they attach to their memes when manifested in reality they believe is a self-reference to their memes.

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This, Holla Forums is in full damage control, put on the blinders mode. There's nothing in the archived posts about prostitutes or golden showers.

Why is it funny to you if only Donald Trump comes out as the pee guzzler, Holla Forums

They've drunk the kool aid

She never said this, CIA
google.com/search?q=janet reno donald trump&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiT7_HxnbnRAhVCyFQKHb2JDLcQvQ4IGSgC&biw=375&bih=591
Let me have my meme fun

if trump likes getting pissed on then I guess it's a redpilled thing to do

first they accepted Milo, I liked Milo so I said nothing

Then they accepted traps, I liked traps so I said nothing

Than they demanded I give my body over to water sports because trump did it, and my mouth was too full of urine to scream

Where's the proof this was Holla Forums? If it was kudos, but I doubt the CIA would fall for trolling from NEETS who unironically like millennial woes.

>>>Holla Forums8745894

An anonymous post in which someone claims to be trolling the CIA. So about as much "evidence" as Alex Jones's claims that MI:5 is making fish people.

fuck

Isn't it possible the whole report is fake?

I hope its real just for the sake Trump's face is redder than a fucking beat imagining, "I'm the president now, how did this happen, people know I'm into being urinated on" and debating whether or not to post

"I am not into urine!" on twitter

I just want the president of the united states to confirm he's not into water sports over twitter

Well, it'd be funny if this is real but I think whatever is going to come of this won't be revealed until at least tomorrow. Then the FBI can confirm/deny.

Yeah sure fam
Lovin your damage control btw

Holla Forums is saying the story is what one of them told Rick Wilson who told the CIA and they believed it. I think the best possible outcome is Trump denies it, the CIA pushes it, and then it comes out that it was all some nazi neckbeards. Acceleration ho!

Dude, it's possible that all of this "CIA reports that Trump [X and Y]" is fake. My opinion is that it's mostly bullshit, if not all.

We have another thread on conspiracy theories here where people name common shit the CIA is known to do, like propose false flag terrorist attacks on US soil to implicate Cubans to instigate war.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Northwoods

And yet we still believe these reports and some of you even revel in them?

You have a few options:

Choose one.

Honestly?

If it's fake I just want the media to pick it up

Just because Trump was still get pissed (heh) because really, first month in office they're joking about him enjoying being urinated on

The potential schadenfreude there is just wonderful.

It's kind of scary how so much has been revealed of Trump despite the fact that he's

1. old, so his shit isn't mostly online
2. rich enough to afford privacy and security
3. not that much of a threat

When a socialist party or candidate starts growing, our porn search history will be made fucking public.

Washington Post Exclusive: Bernie Sanders ate ass

Didn't know you were a Sanders supporter.

Well is this report "officially" released by the CIA? If it was leaked than it has more of a possibility of being credible unless it is a false flag. If was "officially" released than I have to agree with here.

Breaking news: Bernie Sanders jerked off to the scene in the movie "Rosa Luxemburg" when the Freikorps finally shot her.

this.

even if this is "disproven", the allegation will hover over trump for some time.

and whether it is true or not, i cant wait to see him blow up over it.

lmfao

This is the power of communists

We're not doing shit.

If I had the opportunity I'd just shoot the president. I mean who wouldn't?

dont deny me a laugh before the golden boy fucks the us over.

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XD

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weeeeeeew lad

Hanging over insignificant shit you didn't even did, it's actually even worse

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i just realized it

Holla Forums is WEEE RRRR LEGGUNNN grown up

sure, Holla Forums. we totally believe you.

I enjoy being peed on.

whoops

The president reacting to a fake story about him getting peed on over twitter is a pretty funny idea tbqh fam

you just seem upset because you think we're "planning"

Anyways yeah kill yourself

If it's fake it shows the media that will shit on the left is full of shit.

If it's true then the right looks like shit.

Either way I get some piss jokes and we win.

You're a bit late m8.

It's not the worst fetish

It's not vanilla isn't saying much.

Hello pol and leftypol user here

If this isn't true the entire United States is going to be destroyed by anarchy against the media.

I would put it at a 65% likelihood of being true right now based on the players at hand here.

It's a paid media organisation fighting fires and starting smaller ones for their fans.

The topic of the threads have ranged from Clinton anxiety stick beating to shitting on Rick Wilson, who openly resented Trump, to pushing the incredible narrative that the CIA can't fact check.

How is this bad?

Does it say in the report he likes being pissed on? The allegation I read was that he paid hookers to piss on a bed Obama slept in.

iunno, im not going to read that shit.

and neither will most americans, they will just mentally connect trump with piss.

epic

Pissing is very mild.

It's already a pretty big joke for a lot of people what a big deal was made about Clinton getting a blowjob. This sort of thing is going to bifurcate Americans. Some will have some bullshit outrage fest over it and the rest will be like "that's pretty tame, dude. Also who cares?"

Unsubstantiated #GoldenShowerGate rumors should not be perpetuated by credible media.

reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/2gk74a/til_when_the_kgb_tried_to_blackmail_indonesian/

could be fake, i just don’t see it from this

A glimmer of hope remains?

That would be amazing if this gets proven

He who has the gold makes the showers.

They will trust Holla Forums less as well. We are a form of media.

You mean Bush 3.0.

Obama was 2.0

I thought Dubya was Bush 2.0 and A-bongo was 3.0.

The Bushes were just a continuation of what came before them. We can extend the legacy of imperialism pretty much the whole way back to the beginning. Jefferson may have angsted about it but he ultimately did make the Louisiana purchase.

*Reagan 5.0

So he's 0.45 beta

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cnn.com/2017/01/10/politics/donald-trump-intelligence-report-russia/

Or FDR. If a single president goes lasts that long in third world countries today, the media calls it a "regime"

tfw

D A M A G E C O N T R O L

He didn't angst over it over some imperialism issue. He just wasn't actually sure the presidency had the legal authority to do it.

Made me think a little

Japanese piss girls are honorary Aryans.

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You do know that honorary aryan thing was a 'you're inferior but we'll pretend you're equal to us just for the war' and was nothing to be proud about, right?

But they also claim to be pagans and pedophiles

There is truly nothing more Aryan than watersports

As Germany has always been the primary connoisseur of piss fetish pornography, since pornography even began

Nobody else but Germany per person has the potential to get off to more urine.

If someone pissed on Hitler perhaps he wouldn't have had so much angst

Pretty sad tbh

According to you Holla Forums, you're making it up

You made up the bit about the pee

I guess

I'm aware, but I still see Holla Forumsacks repeat it to justify their obsession with Japanese girls.

Is anyone buying this crap? Also, who is source?

I'm not, but the whole thing is fucking hilarious. Whatever happens someone is going to have their credibility destroyed and Trump will forever be associated with golden showers in the minds Americans.

Golden showers? So what. Call me when there's a donkey show.

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Is that considered extreme? I'm so desensitized that it's hard to understand what does and doesn't offend people.

how is bestiality not extreme to you

what is extreme to you?

Meat hooks? Cenobites?

Haha you're so cool user

Well scat/bestiality is on the same level to me. More extreme I guess would be gore and pedoshit.

How so?

coldsteelthehedgehog.jpg
Holla Forumscirca2009.jpg

Are you trying to say I'm edgy? I think most people like fairly weird porn. We even have bestiality, gore, and rape boards. Not to mention all the extreme shit people read on exhentai, though drawings don't exactly have the same impact as actual images/videos.

Idk. I'm pretty vanilla. I just like lingerie and women's backs and abdominal muscles. A warm body to hold is enough and be affectionate with is enough.There is one exception. I suppose being a dyke isn't vanilla at one time, but it's pretty vanilla now.

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normal people are into rape at most

Is this, dare I say, /ouryear/?

Was expecting trump fucking a twelve year old with Epstein tbh

Trump is

The Manchurine Candidate (Manchurinary?)

and clinton

sensiblechuckle.swf

apparently Holla Forums made it up

Is this the liberal thread? I thought I was in Holla Forums for a while but everyone seems to be fine with trusting Buzzfeed.

Nobody is trusting this is real.

Just the side effects of it if the media picks it up.

I wouldn't put it past them.

And trump, like, president of the United States.

Would be confronting allegations he likes water sports over a twitter storm of probably over 20 tweets limited to a 140 characters.

That is an ideal moment in history.

I really doubt its real.

Just the idea of how much spectacle that would be.

it's a retarded "issue" anyway, it's just fun to meme about sometimes

Holla Forums, you're literally less credible than buzzfeed right now.

Even buzzfeed isn't standing behind the veracity of their own reporting, strangely enough.

There is no one to "trust" here. The whole media industry seems to be aware that this is fabricated but just really want to have it both ways.

At best you just have two sides calling each other hypocrites to an almost paralyzing degree.

Here's the man responsible for this.
twitter.com/trsprudence
He sent a fake report to Rick Wilson and journalists.

This is fake news. It's common knowledge that Trump's fetish is being cucked, not golden showers.

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archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/95568919/#95571329

tbf, Stirner liked a bit of pissplay

PISS ON PREZ

Holla Forums BTFO by Holla Forums

k den.

twitter.com/trsprudence/status/819129231741485056

I know, right? Especially by child-slaves. That's the best.

uh

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/819164172781060096

What is this even supposed to mean

I wonder how Holla Forums feels about the fact that their god-emperor basically showed his discontent towards nazi's/fascism?

Ignore shitposting flag.

I love that Trump is a lolcow. He always legitimizes whatever bullshit is said about him by blowing up about it.

Does Holla Forums want people to hate Trump even more?

Yeah I read "The Ego and its Own" and Its pretty obvious he's been spreading piss everywhere.

PISS ON PREZ
PISS ON PREZ
PISS ON PREZ
PISS ON PREZ
PISS ON PREZ
PISS ON PREZ
PISS ON PREZ
PISS ON PREZ
PISS ON PREZ
PISS ON PREZ

And the retards at /cow/ were calling him the anti lolcow

poo poo pee pee prez

Lesbianism was always vanilla. Straight men have always loved lesbians.

may this meme never end

K E K

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo beans?

Trump won't pay a million dollars to have a garbanzo bean on his chest.

david cameron fucked a pig

Excuse me. David Cameron fucked a DEAD pig. You're leaving out important information.

It was an archived thread that was put out before the report was released.

it's a confirmed Holla Forums prank ya dingus

A social experiment to bait the mainstream media into passing along a story without verification, and it worked. CNN is no better than the "fake news" outlets they condemn.

k

k

Normally, I would not be inclined to believe the story, but the desperation and panic of Holla Forums has pretty much convinced me. Trump's piss antics are 100% factual and true.

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Now they're trying to salvage the situation by turning golden shower into a meme.

You see, we WANTED Trump to be associated with water sports! It's genius! Y-You just don't understand! T-This d-d-didn't backfire! W-we planned this all along!

It's doing a really good job of eroding the credibility of journalism in the eyes of almost everyone, even those who oppose trump. So it's a success in that way.

He's right and everyone at CNN and MSNBC is aware that this damaged the institution of journalism ad a whole. People all know it's bs, and they're just "along for the meme" but they won't forget that it happened, in the long term.

That was there far far before this. Do you think Holla Forums single handily responsible for the long time lack of faith in the media?

This isn't anything new.

Nothing has changed.

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This is leftist pizzagate and it needs to stop before it makes any more people look stupid.

Don't be a party pooper and ruin the water polo

You're contributing to the delegitimization of democracy by spreading this lie.

If the elites justify tyranny because the voter values the rumor mill more that science, democracy is over.

Good.

Let it die in a grave of piss

You've truly mastered the ol 4d backgammon, fam.

The difference is that even democrats know this one stinks.

Nobody has trusted the media for far over a decade.

Do you even remember weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Iraq being partially responsible for 9/11 somehow, etc?

This is not new. Everyone knows the media is full of crap, and has probably since the failure of the Korean War onward

WMD's is my favorite meme, because it floats up every few years and then is used for literally everything.

Trust in the media is quite high among liberals and democrats. It's only with republicans and "independents" (republicans who want to pretend they aren't republicans) that's it's at all time lows.

And it used to be conservatives.

Flowers bloom, bears shit in the woods, and a fool is born every minute

Buzzfeed really hurt journalism as a whole with this– look at CNN.com right now. Don't know what to tell you man.

They couldn't have done any more damage than what has already been done for so long.

just edit the Sanders/Clinton Wojak out of them and they'll be perfect, lads

I remember when TIME tried to blame Columbine on Pokemans. I remember when a single frame of tits invisible to the naked eye on a tape of The Rescuers or a moderately-risque visual joke in Roger Rabbit were dangerous influences and corrupting our children. I remember when according to media dingleberries on slow news days and concerned mothers and teachers, playing tabletop RPGs and CCGs = Satanism and suicide. Ditto metal and gangsta rap.

There is no such thing. There almost was, for a brief stretch of the twentieth century when you had the three big channels that were imagined by the mainstream to be impeccable and above ideology, but that expired into a host of fragments.

It becomes obvious when you ask Republicans who don't believe in the media why they don't. It's because of all the stories about the evil, lie-brul media they saw on Fox or heard on talk radio.
The hardline of the Left and Right will be honest and say it is bourgeois controlled or jewish controlled media they despise, but the middle are just floundering amid shadows.

this is it
this is reality
THIS IS REAL
WHAT IS HAPPENING

It's not confirmed shit. There has been no evidence offered up that Holla Forums did it other than some anons mentioning trying to troll Rick Wilson without providing any of said trolling.

lel

Dunno man, reaching unexplored new depths of quality definitely adds some more pain.