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You know things are bad in Holla Forums when I have to make a thread.

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Everybody below this post fucked George

hail lord satan

gross

Ikarous post boobs

You're NOT my master but okay

awful

What's wrong?

All these emails but not the one I'm looking for :(

...

...

You mean Belgiumstand

I had hit submit and tabbed out but had to do a captcha bypass.
Goddamn it.

dumbass

I prefer Southern Netherlands.

Tokai fulfills his dream of being a cuck to a Frenchman in Belgium.

Be careful down there

Post

That's not tokai

More sweater puppies

loodz

GD it, David Blaine~

scoots knows whatsup

Its technically Luxembourg, so it's okay.
not brussels terror and stuff.

Hmm if you say so.

You should become an illusionist.

Hokay

Yes!

Why would I do that?

How much lewd do you have?

Tyty

brb store

desperately need candy umph

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HARAMBE 2016

6.5 gb individually handpicked pictures

you up to anything today?

Because why not?
Best possible life choice.
You'd become G.O.B. irl.

Oh okay
Be sure to take lots of pictures, I wanna see

Not that many people and toss trees around like nothing

gob?

Watching Archer right now
I wish I'd have watched this sooner

How many folders of lewd do you have?

Hey !

The brother in Arrested Development.

Its latter seasons are really eh.

Tokai what the hell are you doing in Belgium ?!

Did you get war thunder?

A friend of mine watches it too, perhaps I should check it out

I was watching The Blacklist but only found two seasons so far, pretty solid too though.

Like 20 or so

What's up dawg

Nah.

I'll try

**preparing the invasion*

just a a lil family holiday, its nice so far.

Is that anime?

Smile was going to ask you to play too.

Thats a lot of lewd.

Well thats not something i can either.

whys tokai in brownville?

what are you up to loodz

Nice. Now I'm kind of wondering what it'd be like to meet animus, but for several reasons I think it'd be a bad idea.

Hey. It's not THAT bad.

Nope, I don't watch anime

You can look it up if you miss something to watch some time

It's really not
However it is quality

Just chilling in this hotel room since the day is pretty much over here

I'm fat from eating and drinking all day. Feels good man.

He told me to download it last night before bed.
And I didn't.
Because I forgot.

Is Belgium like Germany?

More like, war blunder

In so much as england and ireland are the same

when u put on a sweater without a t shirt and it's so soft

Not like you could keep up with an ace pilot such as myself.

But download it.

You're a pervert

I wanna see if i wanna live there and stuff

The last time I went out in a sweater without a t-shirt I was afraid everyone could tell I was just wearing a sweater.

bye, love -kiss-

...you were barely better than Tracer.

you're not supposed to go outside like that what the hell is wrong with you

Not really.

More pacifist, and poorer by proxy.

What game you talking about ?

I wouldn't care if you were a boy. A girl though, that'd be sexy.

So are you

...

I must agree with you there.

-Sigh- Bye....

...

If I was alone and had cash I'd be okay to just hang out.

you dont.

how exciting

I don't know the difference. lol

I assumed he meant hoodies.
Actual sweaters are fucking unbearable.

Nuh uh.. That was my first time and they both said I was doing good.

War thunder.

what are you doing in a hotel room loodz?

oh no...

Lexi wtf is this

Lexi, what're you doing.

yes. just like this pls

ooh, never seent it.

:3c

dem nipple feels~

LEWD

Family trip

If I play, I must live up to my hero, Hermann Göring.

Twixxx me, bby

Cash is not the problem here, I think more about private identity and general awkwardness. And y'know, I genreally don't know who to trust, so I'm not sure meeting any animu IRL would be wise.

What kind of game is it ? Planes ?
Also, is it supposed to be Shinobu ?

I don't know how to feel about this.

Which part?

The part about nipples. Assuming they're female ones.

...

i don't know this feel because I have boy nipples

My friend called me up on laundry day and wanted to go for breakfast and I was crushing on her too hard to care.

I'll let you decide.

It was incredibly embarrassing.
I think my friend realized.

If you're a boy or a girl ? I absolutely hate this.

;3

Sad pandas.

Makes me want a new super soft hoodie for this fall^^

Maybe that bunny eared one *giggle*

Everyone here is a dude, dude.

i'm a girl.

Just get like a alternative apparel one.
They're soft enough to never wear shirts with.

...

I have a feminine pen0r

loco is my girl

see

Fascinating.

It was an accident

Nothing much at the moment
You?

Under that desk?! thats rude

link.

That vampire chick is such a slut tho

At work. Wishing it was home time. Sucks. Also, nice accident.
How was work?

...

And now I don't know how to feel about this winky face either. Humans and feelings are both complicated.

That looks like an overly simplistic thinking. Yet a plausible one.

Shush loco, I at least know you enough to know it's not true.

It matters for my imaginary stories where I meet people and behave like a decent human being.

A what ?

Actually, it matters to me because I'm a faggot white knight who gives more respect to women than men.

Shes like 1k years old or something so you know shes been used beyond repair.

alternativeapparel.com/womens-clothing/tops/hoodies
I have a few of the men's one in the two thicknesses and colors.
You can find them cheaper depending where you go.

She's 600 and a virgin.

I like that I'm considered a threat.
it is wise though, I'd never meet some people here.

but didn't it feel extra exciting?

Do you really believe that?

Her too, I've seen some doujins

Not according to Loremaster Tsu Chee

Pick one.

what about me fam

I like my idea better.

Which is kinda surprising with Araragi the pedophile as a master.

I don't think you're that threatening. You might be threatening, but maybe the least threatening here.

That's why they're fantasies, jeez

You saw nothing.

I figured already that you would pick Germany. lol

planes and tanks too
yeah it is

Not sure about this.

It's like her entire reason for isolation.
Because she's been revered before becoming a vampire and then in the same town Araragi lives in but hundreds of years in the past.
Araragi and one other are literally the only person she's even been close in any sense of the word with because she hates herself.
And Kizu is mostly just her trying to get killed or killing herself.

I'd rather not.

Like Dojimas wife being alive?

would you like to see some doujins about me

Never trust a vampire.

You're the one making them complicated.

Oh, you know. A girly pee pee

I lovelovelove that stars one!!!

Same, I'm sure she has seen and tried it all. I consider doujins and fan art as canon.

I know you have lewder pictures still

Sounds like fun

The books sort of clarify Araragi's mentality more than a show.
He's just a pervert but clueless.
He's not really pursuing anything sexual with anyone other than Senjougahara and even then, he's incredibly uncomfortable with the notion of actually doing anything.

Considering the side story about her origins, I doubt it.

Just get one of the "jersey" thickness ones and they're perfect without an undershirt.

I relate to Shinobu more than I thought :(

Then i'm a saint.

You just wanna see my nipples x_x

Well, I'll let you decide. Since everyone else here has made their own anyway.

I'm not an exhibitionist, so...
no.

He walks her home gently, at least.

She already had a "mate" before though.

Hey wait a a minute why is tokai in belgium he's asian

Oh, that big black guy hit me up again.

Not my thing, but have fun.

Yeah, I guess.

They are especially complicated here because everyone hides everyhting. To me at least. That's not a nice feeling.

So in other words, he will pursue anything vaguely feminine but not know what to do when he'll get the real thing, and he's not even aware of the sexual harassment he commits all the time ?

*pat on the shoulder*

I can invent things in my head, no problem. But I can't apply this to real human beings. That makes me really uncomfortable.

pfuh I might, I can be super scary

*90s dangit noise*

wtf

I'm not convinced

Ian got a tan?

Flip a coin, heads I'm male, tails I'm female.

Or roll a die, even - male, odd - female.

It's not hard, love.

[WilhelmScream.mp3]

How does someone even convince you?

hey waitaminute why are you in belgium

you're a girl

?
It's thick enough to cover yourself.

Seishirou?
That was the same as Araragi: a minion.
But the two were different than Araragi and her, Kiss-Shot was trying to get close to someone finally and her rejection is what made him kill himself.

Yeah, no, I don't think so.

I just said I can't invent those things.I already get too many things wrong about people.

Pretty sure he's not.

Um, what? What do you want to know?

No? He hurt my feelings.

Anyway i think i'll be on my way now, goodbye.

Yeah, she is.

The focus of most of -monogatari is that everyone is either lying or unreliable as narrators.
Most of what Araragi sees is probably not how it happened exactly.

100% sure Tokai's male.
As one of the only two people here qualified to say that.

No matter which answer you come to you are not wrong.

Yeah no he posted his bulge publicly tyvm

Just humor me this time. C'mon.

Toki a grill

Is it alright at the beach though?

WHAT

awh

ugh what a terrible angle

Depending on my mood, is how far I usually zip it up even.
It's not really exhibitionism, I just don't particularly like covering my upper body because it just feels restrictive. And I could go shirtless in the winters here with no real issue.

[toothlessLaughingLesbian.jpg]

H-wha?

yeah a better angle would be from behind with your face in the pillow performing your duty as a woman

...

I have this assumption that nobody is a saint, but rather fairly lewd. That applies even more to people who calls themselves pure.

Just a stupid joke, my bad

I like his good morning beautiful mug though

like, if I used mugs

...it will sound as creepy, but pretty much everything. I talk too much about me generally, even in real life, and I end up knowing nothing about the persons I'm talking to.
Well, you don't have to though, and there will probably be high chances that everything I'll be told here is pure bullshit. So it's not that important all considered.

I'm highly unconvinced.

That didn't strike me. Probably because I tend to blingly believe everything I'm told, as you must have seen.

...are you a transgender by any chance ?

I thought a bulge was always masculine.

See ? Even you tou're surprised to learn that people think you're a girl.

He's a beautiful lesbian no matter what anyone else says.

I want to kiss shinobus feets honestly

Thanks.

Same, honestly.

A round of applause to you, sir.

Tokai is a girl, and she has a bulge.

Slow down there, Grim.

Howabout you narrow down the scope a little and we'll go from there.

I was thinking of like leaving post-it compliments for myself so I can smile more and maybe even grow some self-confidence. But then I figured it was a tacky, dumb idea.

Hey, transgenders are rare. That was really not the first obvious answers.

to like, wear little clothing and stuff at the beach.

those angles are not for everyone

oh no that does not surprise me, that's been going on since forever.
Im surpised about belgium somehow being connected

I got drunk last night and talked someone into sending me a picture of their butt.

I'm a saint

Look at the difference between the Kaiki arc and any of the other arcs.
Kaiki is the only person in the entire series to even acknowledge background characters.
Store clerks, pedestrians, teachers, other students, etc are intentionally missing from all the other arcs because the person telling that arc considers them unimportant.
Kaiki is the only narrator to acknowledge events in a seemingly accurate measure.
Look at how different Kaiki even saw Senjougahara in that arc, because he's the only one without too warped of a perception, even with his own comments about thinking he was her first love which may be accurate but still probably not.

what about waist level looking up? who gets that angle?

Tsuchi, I think you're too into this senjougahara show ^~^

I like it.
I might take that idea from you.

In this community?
Transgender people are a dime a dozen.
I've stopped caring about how people here address me. It's just a word, so use whatever you're most comfortable with.

I only go to the beach with my friends, and then we're usually just going for walks.

None of us care much about swimming.

Sounds like a saint I can get behind.

Right? He's so into it, it's cute

Nothing wrong about being passionate about your Chinese cartoons

are all belgians this weird

Yes.

Its what god wants.

Let me know how it works. At least it will be good practice on like how to deal with compliments :/

I need post-its too

Not sure if cute is the right word for it~

I am simply deflecting my jealousy of his ability for passion.

Lexi, I downloaded this shitty game.

how do you mean

wuh
I gotta take you swimming

the ones I saw so far are pretty odd

cute accents though

Basic absurd humor, I'm not surprised.

I was more surprised about his ending in his arc, and the fact that he was back in the next one (which is the last I saw). I thought it was because I was mixed up in the chronology, but that might explain something. I didn't pay much attention to this detail, but that must explain why I liked him so much in this arc. He felt like an attentive and gentle character, somehow.

I don't think I need to use a pronoun, "Rin" will do. And how many transgender people are there here really ?

Nope. I'm despised by my own kin.

What ? You can't have passion ?

Yeah.
I'll probably just stick them on my monitor until I get sick of them.

W-wuh...
Don't put me in anything too embarrassing...

I don't really have fun or passion or hobbies or anything, no.

Some ideas are best left as ideas :/

Kaiki is meant to be a giant hypocrite and contradictory.
Real vs a fake indistinguishable from real by spending effort on perfection.
ie is his good deeds and caring actual caring and desire to help or just him faking it for the sake of others, etc.
There's nothing concrete because it's impossible to say.

ok. fine. wherever you please.

I probably just need to spend some time sleeping in the same room as someone who won't let me have depression.

That's the scariest solution of them all :(

Good boy.

I will beat the hell out of you if you say that again.

Good boy~

I wouldnt do something uncomfortable!

thats a good tactic

That's what you want so I'll just ignore you. :^)

I know what you mean.

Oops.

Do the tutorials.

The like house stuff has some info on the region.

the main tourism book would be pretty nice, if it didn't fucking date 1947
like wtf is this

Well, get some.

That requires effort.
I'm just gonna do the LoL thing and jump in headfirst whenever it's time to play.
And play horribly.
Because enjoy carrying my ass.

NOOO PLS NO IGNROE!!!

I'll never get over this at this rate.

At this point it's almost like a good idea to go out and get wasted to hope I get myself in a weird relationship or something. *sigh*

Damn. Are you happy with your everyday life despite this ?

My feeling with him was that he was sincere somehow, when it mattered. After all, he succeeded at the end of his arc by using truth. It looks more like people see him as a person who should not be trusted because of his methods, but who is oddly genuine outside of his job. At least that's my opinion.

True.

Hum. Maybe you got your answers mixed up.

Not at all.

...

Maaaaan.
Pokemon VGCs are always really fun to watch.

I'm nowhere near comfortable with that.

And when I enter a phase I usually push everyone away anyway.

I have Tokai, though.

That's kind of the point.
You have to draw the line on what's honest, what's lying, and what's just for money, which he seemingly doesn't care about despite saying it's his only motivation.
It's intentionally contradictory as even he says himself.

oh you too ?

...

Yeah. I know that. At least that's not a hobby problem then. Or maybe it is. Didn't we talked about this once, and you told me you didn't get the appeal of videogames ?

Never depend entirely on one person. That's not good.

Hey. Stop being me. It's creepy.

I'm literally down to 0 irl friends again which is kinda good but kinda shit at the same time. Thanks, emotions.

It was meant to come off perverted

Oooh. Yeah, that was me!

ＯＨ　ＹＯＵ　ＴＯＯ？
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Ｏ
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Ｔ
Ｏ
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I know that's a public trip but were you the Yagami !LightPenis poster from a while back too?

I meant in the sense of having someone who won't let me be depressed to share a bed with for a couple days.

Whenever those days happen.

I'd be down to 0 friends if it weren't for my DnD and the fact that I have at least one friend who won't let me not be his friend.

We can go months not speaking to eachother then he'll suddenly be like "Wanna hang out?"

nah, i dont make a habit out of naming myself after edgy anime :^)

And I made it sound religious so you know i'm pure and not a whore.

honestly not even ironic tbh fam its lit *dabs*

hi rin

I secretly hope for that situation to arise, cause it makes me feel wanted and it acts as a kind of test to see who is really my friend.

I mean, it's not healthy whatsoever, but it works from time to time.

Just deviantart names?

Hi, Boo.

Well.
I'll be your friend.

Too bad I'm not there for it to count as irl.

i hit a really funny dab last night i was playing pokemon go with friends and i got in front of the car to dab and as soon as i did, lightning struck and they got it on snapchat

it was lit af tbh be honest fampai

I do not have one of those

Yeah, I kinda get it. It also looks like he purposely makes distance with everyone because he's aware his job can be toxic. He uses his persona of wicked manipulator to make sure he can be alone.

*pat on the shoulder again*

yeah, I remember that. Well. Why don't you just try things ? Movies, books, whatever, until something rings a bell ?

I don't get it.

how are you feeling bae

Just sounds like a deviantart name.

it does

it's my furaffinity name if that counts

They don't take very long you lazy butt.

Did you send me it? I'll check right now

nah it was on my friends, he saved it tho ill post it eventually

this
was in reference to
and
and

It's not very hard.

He's not a good person by any stretch.
He's not a bad one, either.
And that's generally the only thing you say definitely about him.

Christ.

I DIDN'T EVEN PLAY THE LoL TUTORIALS BEFORE PLAYING.

Aww, frands~

I'm waiting a little longer til I'm like presenting and shit to be social again.

Because I've been trying things for like a decade now and no bells have rung.

*yiffs loudly*

Hurry up and send me that.

I hope you go to what would be considered hell for a furry.

capitalism is suffering

...

Did you get me a birfday present~?

is that a real wolf?

great

i'm looking at cute hoodies on amazon

help me

...

Yeah.

I wish you luck.

Only if you help me find my wedding guest outfit

nigger it's fucking 95 degrees

wait youre a britbong

this is my fetish

Casual.

Luck used to be my dumpstat. I'm just hoping for goo luck x_x

I ought to get on that next.

Maybe. I'm tired, so I don't get everything.

I don't know. I feel like he's constantly trying to convince himself that he has no morals, while some actions speak otherwise. The fact that he follows a kind of code would make him kinda good, I guess.

That's odd. Everything ? Sports ? Travel ? Stories ? Friends ?

you'd look good in a suitdress

i'm not a britbong. in my home country it's 115 atm.

i think the heat index is like 102
its really suffering because i cant wash my car since these random ass storms just appear out of nowhere

jesus christ

I made every stat but int a dump stat.

I'm just a glorified skill jockey.

I guess.

He gave middle schoolers charms to unleash snake apparitions upon other students for the pettiest of reasons.
He's more towards relative morals than amoral or immoral.

good*

I mean luck in the goo department could work just as well.

It's coming up!!

I'd like to travel, but I have to work to live unlike some people.

?? I'm not running for president.

It's 101 outside here with an index of 103.

You lost me :(

Refer to my response to you here

In DnD 3.5 Int gives you more skill points, and that's about it, unless it's your casting stat.

Skill Jockeys are characters with a lot of skill points.

Yeah, I know that. I'm just too gullible I guess.

Yeah, I can understand. I guess that's one appeal of videogams for me, the feeling of travelling for almost no money.

oh well it happens

i'm going to work bye

Lates, lewdy

Sounds nerdy ;p

Maybe I should just buy some tools and fix my car.

Get my grease-monkey on.

Your name always makes me think of this song.

god fucking damnit

Of course.
I'm a huge sodding NERD.

Maybe. I wish you can find one good hobby. Not too harmful at least.

Well, gotta sleep, g'night

Later, gay frenchy.

Everything is gonna be okay

That's the jam!

:(

kbye

W-what?
Did I say something bad?

Nope.

I just want something to nerd out about :(

A bit melancholic
I like their gunman song, forgot the exact title.

It's called "Gunman".

...

What kinds of things do you nerd about?

Righto

Nothing.

Oh, well then...

I know it was EoDM but anytime I think of QoTSA, I just think of the jiahdi in Paris blowing up their concert.

Eodm pretty ace live

M-maybe like math stuff.

And shoes.

They are closely related groups, so I will deem this acceptable.

NERD
I'm technically a math nerd too.

Re
Nerds

:/ Yeah...

I do crosswords too. *sigh*

Hi, grandpa Elma.

I like crosswords...

No Grammy Elma cookies for you, brat.

Neeeeeeeeeerds

...

Those strawberries with the gum in them are the fuckin' best though!!!

OH AND VIENNA FINGERS!!!

Oh, Rin. And baking stuff .///.

I want a new mixer so badly for my birfday.

...

Yes, hello.

Say hello to the back of my hand bish

You shouldn't hit girls~

Bake me cookies, and cupcakes, and things sometime.

I am a really big fan of baked goods.

filename

There's cream filled chocolate drops called "nigger toes" that my grandmother always use to give me bags of for the drive home as a kid and I loved them.

What kinds do you like? I was planning on my red velvet cupcakes soon, but can't decide if I wanted to try a swiss roll variant this time around.

You'd like that, wouldn't you~?

its really humid lads..

Can you post the "if i say ur cute" pic?
I need to shoop something.

I bet you would too

wahaha my grandpa used to call brazil nuts nigger toes!

Not sure if I've ever had the choco drop version. hmmmm

My grandma would always gave me those caramel cubes

shits are so cash

i dont have that one because everybody else had it

Grandma candy is the best.

...

Still can't find them?

If our missed opportunities indicate that I am clearly doing something wrong.

Sadly I don't have that image

I never saved that one

You still have two weeks to decide c:

I found them at some rural candy/junk/souvenir store.
They're apparently just some variously named thing sold as "cream filled chocolate drops" as the descriptor.

You two are goddamn useless.

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Ah.