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IKT got thread cucked.

im sad edition


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10 hours long, 20 crashes
no content

Sounds like you just need to get good.

This is true. Needed someone to cuddle with tho

*hug*


kek


y sad?

*hug*

*huggu*

With my help...

Oops misclick.


*huggu*

me too ;~;

We're both trash for holding down one button.

Feel the love thread♥

You won

i was not under you

I said I was going to make the thread you cuck

I know you don't mean that.

I'm a mod now.

-doesn't know what to say and is hurt- :x

What did I just tell you?

You have things about you and your living situation that get in the way of that, and I'm more into just haphazardly sending out vibes and ideas, anyway. Dealing with your mind individually to that extend sounds much less fun. You're fine as you are, as long as you don't exercise any of the annoying aspects of how you are in my general direction. You do a lot of tease bullshit in threads; you're basically a slut as far as anyone can tell and you send out the lewd vibe.


You don't even seem like a stereotypical sub, though. It was a bit surprising that you were one. :3


No problem.

Subtle i'm gonna tell your bf you're hugging other people.

*hugs* Heard you were going to start working out
Nice~


I dunno if you can handle an hours on end cuddle session

How so?

Should have moved fater. Chicken butt.

Could've sworn you just told me you love and miss me

It's just a hug

i dunno

That is the plan

Speak for yourself. I need to make sure my team is always covered, position myself for them to get better angels. push up to let them move it or pull back to protect them or make sure they're safe by the time my shield goes down. I need to take advantage of my e or calculate when it's time to go ham for a team push or create a hammer storm to take the aggro off everyone else. that and counter other reins.


Thankyou thankyou

oh
uhm sorry

not nearly enough.

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No surpises there
as it doesnt drop in America and uk for another week
Its no surprise the servers are shitty during the first few days the first few copies get out

Thats how it always starts.

It'd be fun tho~
We could watch movies, anime, or twitch


gl and hf with it
Let me know if you want any unprofessional advice


When are you going to OW again?

I'll have you know that I would be dps if there was a hero that I found to my liking but I have to do the tanking because other people are trash at it.

I honestly prefer healing to tanking.

you do swing a pretty mean hammer.

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I guess just because I'm used to male subs being feminine fuccbois. Your personality and especially the images you post seem fairly masculine.

Chalk it up to my wish for a stronger body image.

Can you explain to me the deal with pre-workout... what is it? and is it any different from general protein powder?

youre ridiculous bard

Bard why did you quit my server for the 3rd time?

you ever get really turned on but be to depressed to jack it

Well... cupcake can healslut for you!


I'll swing it into your ass.


SHUTUP!

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that sounds really painful. and not in the way I normally like.

literally all the time

Spark a bowl up for the homies

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sup grim

Oh I was just going to do it for my own enjoyment.

Uhhh
Been a while

>_

that hammer is massive though. it would crush me instantly.

nothing ever changes

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Feels. *hug*

crushing my body into a bloody mess is a bad thing. bad

I can see that. Rolled in to see if I still recognized anyone

Surprisingly, most of you are familiar faces.

Pre-workout is supplement that helps increase your performance. Bigger pump, more mental focus, energy, and maybe 1-2 more reps

There are a few types of protein. Some say a mix of them is good while others says one of them is the best. I normally just use Muscle Pharm for 50g of protein and make up the rest with meat.


*cuddles the Luka* Cuuuuute

gnomes?

I blame the furries

every fucking time.

Thank you for the picture.

I do not understand this reply.

Well.. I in a way, I suppose.

That's the girl I'm talking about.

but most of you were animus


I am not Gnomes. I am very familiar with your response.

not "in a way"
in every way that is a bad thing.

pictures from the same anime I think.

and most of the people who lived in sweden werent muslims

hi gnomes

mada mada

brb O.W. while lurking ;~;

Correct.


Was that a joke at current world going-ons?


Kill yourself.

thats rude

GLHF~
I'll probably switch to lurking too

I caught a Weedle.

haha yes
Subtle political shitposting

Looks like a typical chola.
Be careful not to get stabbed. lol

im smoking a weedle

*pokes*

I'm not worried about that.

That's racist.

hmm

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...

Swallow glass.


Never change, Bard.
Hey, do you know if anyone keeps contact with Terrence?

inb4 goodnight post

i dont think you even know who i am

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Someone definately has too
I bet Darwin does

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yosh

you on the left me on the right

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nigga that's kawaii

same

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You posted Gardevoir before too right? Here!

Would it matter?


Darwin never paid me any mind. It would be purposeless to seek his aid.
Oh well.

yes, thank you

Ok I'm mad

Any others you like?

I thought you were a cute shota though
I dont really know much else sorry old timer

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but you aint stressin

Put on wet socks
nobody can be mad with wet socks on


Yeah, I'm about ten years out of Durrwins preference

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true friends
one question

sylveon, lilligant. plenty of others, but honestly too many to list. those are my favorite three.

Old man

how's your foot game though?

Fox.

y

Nani ? :c

sore

Yeah yeah
lol

Didn't know durrwin was into feet too.
I don't think size 13s are his thing

Eat yet?

post them

They've been posted before. I think I wrote Terrence on the bottom. I'm in the archives right now trying to rebuild my folder. If I stumble across them, I'll post.

I'm not hungry.

Ok I'm ordering a pizza

g-get wings too

Get something light.

I'll stream after that.

?

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Aaaaah sadly don't have that far in yet, once I do I'll post it for you! Have a cubone!

Hugs for all

I'll have some strawberries.

nah. wings are really good but they are just too expensive. 8 little bitty wings with less meat than a single two piece meal at kfc or wherever is like the cost of a whole rotisserie chicken. plus I'm just getting it for me. maybe if there was someone to share with.

Gentle and passionate hugs
Lewd optional

That works.

that's a pretty cute cubone right thar

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y-yeah w-who would want to eat with you.....
Not me....

no one would, apparently.

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her hair is soo pretty~

How does a lewd hug even work?

Groping

hand holding added in

Heading off now! Laters Cupcakers

see ya later spoiled.

any1 wanna play sum games

maybe later. already played some ow and not feeling like more right now.

yall played ow?

Hugging is just full body groping

thats to lewd

test, squash, clockwork and I, yeah. only a few games though. we weren't doing so well.

oh i dont like cuckwork
glad i didnt join

*too

you don't like anyone.

y not?

Squeezing your butt is not necessarily included in a hug.

if it isn't you're hugging people wrong.

Albeit welcome

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what a slut

Maybe not to you.

She actually doesn't look that good naked.

he's a dramawhore who just spends his time starting shit


alright

I thought that was how to get popular here

that is unfortunate. I'm assuming because there is no penis.

I'm sure you think so.


Depends who you're hugging.

why do you think he has a moderate amount of friends

now what is that supposed to mean.

Even your grandmother is fair game

tfw you describe me

I dunno her new hair is that great.

You wanna see?

That would of been lewder if they held hands.

That sounds like you also

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Isn't*

sure. I'm mildly curious.

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it's go time.

abloo abloo abloo


i dont understand

you are right. she looks pretty bad. that hair is awful. and what the hell is that thing between her legs? oh, right. gross.

t-thank you cupcake

rage
rage against the dying light

I'm a simple man
I see guitars
I hit like

it's all like sunken in and shit. even by a person who LIKES the damn things that thing has gotta be off putting.

well this ones kinda cute

ok same

Oh you too?

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np bardy

so is that good or bad

significantly better without seeing the entire body. her tits are pretty nice at least. wish they were smaller.

Threw up again
absolutely disgusting

bad

the humdity is doing me a bother

android 18 is my waifu


thats nice
quit talking to me now


just take some tums dude

I have more but I don't feel like sharing anymore.

what the heck is that

Excellent taste

Quit drinking?

why are you pushing everyone away boo

brush your teeth. drink some water. stop barfing.

humidity can go suck a big fat chode. I feel ya.

that's fine.

kill yourself

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ive been trying to push desu away for months


she chose the best boy too


some really good stomach ache medicine that has a nice chalky taste

That would be a good idea if I were drinking

mmm...drinking

Sounds gross
does it work?
What is the active drug

Krillan is such a cuck tho

what's going on man


organic autism

I'm thinking about doing the same thing but I don't wanna be hungover at work in the morning.

i just looked
calcium carbonate
yeah it works
im taking some anxiety pills and they used to give me a stomach ache until i took them

the chalky taste is actually really good


toriyama really made him look bad in db super versus the grunts
i just hope he learns to kaioken already


do i need to reply to this

I also have work in the morning. we will drink in moderation. drink with me. last night you got drunk and bullied everyone in sight.

nah
you do you

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What's got your stomach upset?
I'm going to guess bad fish or a heroin come down.

I don't remember bulling anyone.

I think I called you a slut, I dunno man


Suppose the elderly are easier, probably a good idea for you


Can't have it all

ok?

wow you must have been gone for a long time
I havent seen any h in god knows how long
I dont know its just been all a rumble today
hopefully when i head to work in about an hour and a half it goes away
ive just been sedentary all day that might be it
kinda upset

of course you don't. you were completely smashed.
you kept posting things I said to you on steam with gif

that's pretty rude. am I being slut shamed or something?

o-ok
Father.John 12:26:04
beb-op san'

Oh no I remember you saying something like "hmmpf!" and I posted it.

Maybe. What are you going to do about it?

I only remember general details about you. An affinity for dreaming was one of them.

If you're throwing up, I doubt it's being sedentary. Replenish your fluids and get some bread in you.

oh woops
top of

meant for

huh that made me feel a little happy
What a nice thing to be remembered for
Thank you Lloyd

How do I ship drugs without being caught

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeet

oh where the subs go

outtie

yo
you ok?

This is grim in japan

you dont

I know a good amount of broken japanese ok

...ow
It's okay though. I didn't expect you to know who I was anyway.


Discreet container
Send them to Canada/Hawaii first, forward them from there
Open a PO box with false details. Close it after the delivery is complete

ky me

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I've watched pretty much all of dragonball super in RAWs

Yeah pretty much ever since the Android saga all the human fighters have been useless especially yamcha

how much did you understand

need a suggestion lads


only human who wasnt completely useless was tien
and thats because tribeam is just OP

About 50% of what they say.

I need a few kind words please. if anyone has some to spare.

You are an individual consciousness and despite the inevitability of your existence, your life has value to somebody.

Nobody exists on purpose, everybody's going to die. Come watch TV

Still miss launch

Here on this final day of July, our Cupcake feels somber, due to some feelings uncapped by alcohol. At the same time, he is surrounded by friends all over the US and Canada, these friends who legitimately care for him, and only wish the best.

You don't sound gay

good taste


that's pretty lit

this too

grim please stop

bipolar waifus are the best waifus


he never does

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ne in keft

thanks

bye for now.

Join my voice chat for a second.

oh thats nasty


/hug


I have to mentally prepare myself, 1s

never forget

Wanna watch the touhou animes with us when subtle comes home

if I have time sure

Who is false luna again?

There's 6 episodes at 15 min each

the one about reamu and blondie?

deada threada

What?

Lol TP is fat

Some yeah

hahahahaha

Hey, it's a Colbs.

flan


so
Rem is now officially best girl until beatrice shows otherwise
and I hate Subaru more than I hate Shinji

Where is everyone?

A rare creature

Wherever they are.

How's it goin' Ian?

but not many of them are here!

me on the left*


the one where little she turns into little reimu and killing happens?

dead

Evident.

revive them!


But you're here, so everything is good

It's goin, moved out on my own and have a new job and stuff. You?


Luka that's lewd as fuck why are you taking off girls' tops?

cant
almost all my old thread friends are gone
feelsbadman

Doubtful.

The one where reimu is a lazy drunk bitch and marisa fights literally everyone then the armpit slut shows up at the end and takes all the credit

Lexi pls

that's how it works

and they will show up sporadically over the next few years, because nobody ever really leaves


Is true, threads are boring without you

Put context to it..

[4:03:47 PM] Ian: I guess I'll just like
[4:03:50 PM] Ian: Keep flirting with her then
[4:04:00 PM] Lexi: if you like her
[4:04:01 PM] Lexi: why not
[4:04:13 PM] Ian: Well we haven't talked in years but
[4:04:16 PM] Ian: Clearly she likes me
[4:04:28 PM] Lexi: maybe shes down to give you some friendly puss
[4:04:42 PM] Ian: >friendly puss

I'm talking about the previous picture. -_-
not that one.


oh right
also i meant the one with moma reimu

Wow Lexi I don't even want your friendly puss anymore

(X) doubt

LMAO
what the fuck is that alexis

Doesn't really change much

*with

FRIENDLY PUSS

is that what we call NSA now

friendly puss

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Is there such a thing as unfriendly puss?

I only saw the first and 7th episode

keeper

Nope, is fun

I have vodka now, what do I do with it?

Orly? I assume you haven't moved too far.
I knew you when you were just post-jailbait, so you're like... just past drink-legal now? Glad to hear you're starting out on your own.

Same shit, different city. Got married since we last spoke, or, maybe you were there for that. Graduated with my BA, starting grad school in the fall.. bunch of general bullshit.


Rape.

i only saw all of it.


i watched that in theatres :)

You brought it here in the first place.

I didn't

you brought the friendly puss here

now what

who did you go with

Can I have friendly puss?

i don't care?


Women are incapable of rape, only men can.

So says Oprah.

Is friendly puss a thing now?

Nah, just a few hours away. Nigga I'm 22 lol

I was there for you being married, what's your degree in?

Ay yo gurl lemme see that friendly puss

Honestly though Colbear, she's basically giving you the friendly puss.
Just be yourself, and when she's in your arms, go for the smooch

Come oooon, you're the bartender!

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Yeah man

So?

no Ian it's a trap

she's waiting for you to drop your guard and get all intimate so she can fuck you over

the moment you lay a finger on her she'll say that she's pregnant and that it's yours

now you'll be stuck paying child support on top of whatever other expenses you have right now

don't do it man

brohug

Now it's never gonna go away


You're the expert, spread your knowledge!

I took the easy way out and majored in Computer science like every other mid-20's shmuck. Minor in Law.

Which basically translates to: I'm a bartender until I stumble upon a company in need of general IT, network maintenance, web hosting, web generation, etc.

And the market in this city is garbage.

Weren't you outside of LA? whereabouts are you now?

I want that friendly puss tho Lenko.

Lol oh wow, hopefully that works out for you I guess. Knowing about computers is never bad so

I was at my parents house, I'm in Thousand Oaks now.

Sure, vodka sucks.

Going to go for a Masters in computer science?

43-8

I figured that out on Friday

aww


wat?

oh... uh... all alone
:(

Get better booze then.

Ian mark my words you'll regret this.

Re:Zero

What counts as better booze?

I

WILL

SMASH

THAT FRIENDLY PUSS

Figure it out.

Why are you mad, though?

I am trying, that is why I have vodka now

what do you like?

You jerk I wanted to watch it with you

SHE

WILL

SMASH

YOUR SAVINGS

Emilia a shit

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Who is ian gonna smash?

he

will

smash

her

ovaries

How am I meant to know if you don't say anything

What took you to north LA
Also how the shit do you afford to live in California? Especially metro.

On an unrelated note: Do it Colbs. Do it for the friendly puss


Nah. A BS (To retract my earlier BA. Sorry, habit) is enough to put me in any general salary position in the industry. A masters would be a waste of money of money and time. I took pretty much all of my elective credits in Law courses as an interest, so I'm just going to apply those to a J.D, and then further it with an LL.M (Masters of Law)

Stuff you wouldn't like.

A girl I knew in college. She's giving up the friendly puss

Thought you were elma for a second

Telekinesis. We must watch new game together tomorrow and touhou today

My job did

I afford it by making enough to afford it, I guess

COLBERT! SMASH! DO IT!

What do you even do?

JUST DO IT

MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE

I hate you all.

post pics

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I second this notion

Claims adjuster

You're the one that brought up the friendly puss

moar

New Game is tuesdays
And I'm busy tomorrow night

She posts like no pics of herself lol

Untrue, Emilia otp

It feels good for a show to finally go for the original pairing, and not give in to the romantic rival


I thought you said you were going to grad school?
That's why I was confused, I hadn't really heard compsci majors going on past undergrad unless they wanted to go into science


Like?

I hope you get drunk again

Yes yes.

Lexi hates me now, guess I have to start hitting on Elma now.

Keepo

thanks for the support

You can't even find one?

Glenfiddich.

Well I can but why would I post it

kappa

show us how pretty she is! ^ ^

Well it was always gonna stay true to the source material
How ever shit that may be


I'm gonna be on my own so, not happening

Bragging is fun, my dude.

Fine you fucks

Why is her hand censored?

:)
looks happy

Hmph. What are you gonna be up to then master ?

POUNDTOWN POUNDTOWN POUNDTOWN POUNDTOWN POUNDTOWN POUNDTOWN POUNDTOWN POUNDTOWN POUNDTOWN POUNDTOWN POUNDTOWN POUNDTOWN POUNDTOWN POUNDTOWN POUNDTOWN POUNDTOWN POUNDTOWN POUNDTOWN POUNDTOWN POUNDTOWN POUNDTOWN POUNDTOWN POUNDTOWN POUNDTOWN POUNDTOWN POUNDTOWN POUNDTOWN POUNDTOWN POUNDTOWN POUNDTOWN POUNDTOWN POUNDTOWN POUNDTOWN POUNDTOWN POUNDTOWN POUNDTOWN POUNDTOWN POUNDTOWN POUNDTOWN POUNDTOWN POUNDTOWN POUNDTOWN POUNDTOWN POUNDTOWN POUNDTOWN POUNDTOWN POUNDTOWN POUNDTOWN POUNDTOWN

I'd smash

Shush.


dansgame

That's not bad moneys. At least you found something to keep you afloat. From what I've been told by everybody who's moved from or lives in California, the cost of living out there is stupidly unreasonable.


In Arizona, pretty much anything post-associates could qualify as "grad school."
Our standards out here are kind of shit. More specifically, I'll be taking courses to work towards another "associates" (J.D. ~3 years, 2 of which are completed) and then further to an LL.M (1 to 1.5 more years)
The LL.M courses are my only technical graduate courses

niceu

can confirm that Arizona has really low standards

so close

yet so far away

I want to drink pretty bad.

Babysitting for a family friend

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to what? I have her nudes if thats what you're looking for.

Oh yeah post them

I'm happy tbh

Friendly puss is great

Yeah, it pays the bills. And yeah, the rent is pretty ridiculous honestly.

Yeah I'm pretty good honestly

I'll go for that next!


It's not shit!
His ENTIRE motiation behind the whole series has been his love for Emilia, it wouldn't make sense for him to change that after all the times he has died trying to save her. This is one of the most well executed romances in a show I have seen in a long time.


So what are you going to end up with? The equivalent of a BS in compsci?

post them

What?

...

Pretty dumb.

So what is stopping you, Old man?

So does this mean I can call you mommy now

I really hope this doesn't become a meme for us.

Ignore that other post it was a miss link.

you've found your future!
:D
looks like a long happy future ahead with lotsa real life stuff you two.

Work.

Nice.

Oh, it will be

urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=DansGame

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kappa

They have you on call again?

Compare with me. I moved from an apartment to a house about three months ago. I was paying ~$1100 USD/month for 2 bedrooms, 1 bath, 970 sq feet. That's after utilities. What would the same go for where you're at?


I have my BS in compsci. Just completed it in May. After everything, I'll have a BS in compsci and a Masters of Law by fall of 2018

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I thought the same thing but then I started drink rum.

He is smitten with the wrong girl, I can think it's shit if I want to
Re:Zero IF is canon for me


Maybe if you want it to be the last conversation we ever have

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Attention.


Two people were fired last week. Have me pulling slack.

I pay $775 a month for one room in a house with 4 other people, after utilities

Deal with it, loser

I think she's drunk, Smiles

I meant to link lenko but I messed up.

HI GRANDMA

I would never want such a horrible thing to happen.. I'm sorry. Also why is toyota so whipped for emilia when she's a literal demon

...Do you even know what kappa this from?

Okay.

is from*

So do it.

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Holy shit, yeah, not moving out to California any time soon.

Kappas are from Japanese mythology

And this was like... the most reasonable price in the area lol

hungry . . .

Penalty if caught driving while drunk not worth risk.

Hey Lenko

Do you have substance connections in Phoenix?

no

I'm east coast now

Oh you're working today? I thought you meant in the morning.

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Dude, for ~$650/mo after utilities you can get a 1 bed 1 bath out here.
Get the hell out of the to-be-reclaimed-by-the-sea hipster fest.

fuck

Hey Lenko

Do you have gay blowjob connections in NY?

I'm on call.

So, 24/7.

Luka you're killing me rn

yeah

hit up grim

Yeah, but then I'd have to live in Arizona

So what are you exactly?

What would be a better option?


ohhhh, that makes a lot more sense!


This is the one time where I am actually happy with the pairing, let me have this!

where? in fucking downtown phoenix? or glendale? nobody likes to live there.

You shouldn't worry you are a good worker
What did they get fired for?

if i'm going down, :3
i'm takin u wit meh~

It gets cheaper the further towards Central US you go. I don't advise living in this state at all. The only redeemable qualities we have here are easy access to labor work and half decent Mexican food. Everything else, and even those points to most extents is literally garbage.


Was thinking more North Phoenix, like, east side of 17 and the 101
You can get a 1/1 in Glendale or Downtown for like 450, but you're going to get stabbed every time you walk to the inevitable communal laundry.

Human.


Figure it out.


One was 19 and had no common sense, black kid that couldn't tuck his shirt in or wipe his own ass.

Other was a 40 year old woman who put more effort into not doing anything than working. I was the one that got her fired.

n-noh..

You can have it

oh, north phoenix isn't that bad but there is construction somewhere year round.

You know what I really meant.

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I KNOW
SEE

I do.

Shopped

:^)

LOL
Honestly I am
80% going to buy the official Rem pillow after this

come on
just a little hint!


Not with that attitude, I can't!

luka stop i don't wanna eat righ tnow

I guess you don't feel like sharing then.

thats cool too.

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There's construction everywhere year around in this god forsaken valley.
The people are shit
The gangs are rampant
The food sucks
There's no culture
Nobody knows how to fucking drive
The drugs suck
The academic standards are horrible
There were more rapes, both male and female, in the last year than in Chicago, Los Angeles and Miami combined

I can't wait for the sun to boil everybody here into a fine, sticky paste

Figure it out.


Usually don't.

What if something bad happens!

Can't be lazy around you.

okay :3

See:

new

Short girls are much cuter than normal girls.

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