Modern multi-million games that no one seems to remember

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Months of shilling of 2B's ass and then when it comes out nobody bothers

I forgot.

:^)

You mean porn? Give it time.

I don't know if it's just delusion but everybody remembers Fallout 4.
It's a shit game, but Holla Forums and people IRL do nothing but mentioning it.

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I'll be entirely honest, and maybe it's because I just never bothered to pirate Fallout 4, but I completely forget the game exists on a regular basis unless something very specific to the game is brought up; otherwise part of me just assumes they're talking about 3 or NV.

Didn't your shitposts just get deleted?

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people are waking to the fact phantom pain was bullplop though, at least for a MGS game

So what you're saying is, people are still thinking about the game, albeit negatively, and thus it doesn't fit the criteria of the thread at all.

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OP specified games, user.

Pretty much. It's also a Sony fan thing as well. Building up mediocre titles so as to try and pretend the PS4 hasn't been an abysmal little machine. Oh, well, what can you do really, just play the games you enjoy.

I don't even remember that shit releasing.

That's why it was perfect for OP to use

Hardly Triple A or multi-million dollar user, Squenix published it but they gave it pretty much no marketing, pretty decent game though, the porn will come, mark my words.

It's on PC you fucking retard

I don't think anybody did, really. The only thing I seem to remember about it was that it reused Farcry 4's map or something to that effect?

Hey it's (you) again


Oh shit I forgot the last guardian was finally released. Is it fun

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And? One of the defining aspects of this generation has been, "exclusive to this console and pc", hasn't stopped fanboys from warring over it. Nier is no different.

>Oh shit I forgot the last guardian was finally released. Is it fun
Hell if I know. I don't own a Bloodbornebox


I think the worst part is that it wasn't forgotten. Instead it got GOTY awards out the ass, was lauded as the most intelligent game ever, and was rereleased and pumped with DLC after selling entirely too well.

Why has FO4 already been forgotten my most people, but normal fags still gush over Skyrim as the best RPG ever?

because it reminds them of Game of Thrones. I'm not kidding.

Because Skyrim was their first "RPG".

Resident Evil 7 was the best RE I've ever played. You're definitely wrong about that one.

Please no be true

It got a ton of funding and advertising money from Sony. Could also be argued that all the people who pumped money into exclusive interviews and trailer reveals at awards shows and expos also count.

Don't think there was ever a concrete number given on the actual production cost of NMS though.

It had multiple E3 demos on stage at conferences. No fucking way in hell was it low-dollar.

I did, until the game froze my entire system for the second time. If I have to wait for a fix I might as well wait for a crack or sales. I refunded it.
Shame though, it seemed to be a fun game.

I never said low dollar, only not multi-million dollar

Guess you didn't see 2B captured and fucked by a sentient fuck machine video.

Every single AAA game after 2 weeks when the normalfags have been instructed to forget it and start hyping the next AAA game.

Are console warriors this desperate? Nigga it's on PC why are you so mad that it's on PS4 too?

You can't just post shit like that and not give us the sauce

Basically this
I am surprised by how good that looks.

Every Crysis game after the first one.

This isn't cuckchan, faggot, if you don't like "weebshit", you better start liking it or go back to Reddit.

Isn't that the story of PlatinumGames?

Last Guardian is okay and got criticism for weird controls, lack of secrets, and for generally just being boring

Are you kidding me? There were threads up about it for weeks after release

It's alright

I remember everyone being so hyped for the last guardian, fucking hordes of people going "the trailer made me cry best game ever!!!!1!!"

I hope they now cry tears of disappointment.

Games doing pretty well though.

That's why it fails.

I can't believe this cunt still get money to produce his damn tumorous games.

Ass is not good enough, jap ass rarely is.

Lol.

People are also still thinking about the gameplay of MGSV because it was perfection.

Because Fallout 4 has a voiced protagonist and it fucking sucked. Skyrim gets shit on but it still has a comfy atmosphere and you can roleplay as any character you want to, it's superior to Fallout 4.

I'm still playing and enjoying NMS, most relaxing game I have.

why are all the pretty ones such liars

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wew

Attractive people seem more trustworthy.

Why is this allowed

That's cause it's the only one you've fucking played.

You think Insomniac and EA kick themselves daily after how good Overwatch did? If Overstrike as we know it still came out fine I would have bought it and maybe it would have a cult following to this day.

Wow, and here I was thinking all the RE7 shills had already been given other assignments at the viral marketing companies they work at.

Guess that's what you get when you pander to normalfags but you pick a niche franchise that they don't even know exists.

For good reasons too
JC2 is a superior game in every way.

All the old fans making a ruckus on the forums was lulzy. I meant they removed alot of shitty stuff from the game and never added anything in to fill thus it became even shittier. Anyone have any screencaps of this?

Molyneux is ugly, tho.

>>i dunno like 2 or 3 my african-american friend

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Still played by many, though nowhere as popular as Skyrim. Especially compared to the other 3 games.

Stefan Molyneux maybe. Peter Molyneux has that Steve Jobs charm of hip but refined elderly gentleman. I like his choice of clothing.

That was justified, I dont know how Ubisoft didnt expect people being burnt after the massive downgrade and mediocre GTA-clone that was the first Watch Dogs.

Literally every AAA release in this whole decade.

JC2MP is one of the best things in video game history. It reminds me of the good ol' days.

Just look up "Lana Rain 2B" on your search engine of choice, anons

They rehashed Far Cry 3 and even that wasn't so great. FC3 gets extremely boring by the southern island is already dated as a product of the early 2010s with the loldubstep soundtrack
The only good thing to come out of those was Blood Dragon

Battlefield Hardline, I only got reminded of it tonight because I saw it on gametracker

Already done. The video is pretty shit. The still pictures are better.

I shamelessly enjoy far cry 4.

Crank that shit to hard, sneak on some outposts w/throwing knives and stealth pistols. Good fun and entertaining to experiment with.

before you get bent out of shape yes I pirated

Agreed.

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Does it have denuvo?

Any game, because in this cyberpunk post-modernist infromationoverloaded world it's hard to make a piece of media remembered for a prologned time until it's already swarmed out by something else.

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Wew

Wrong

i second this, thank god that pozzed sequel got forgotten as quickly as Evolve

JC2MP is a mod, but the gameplay the singleplayer brought is already good enough, and MP only multiplies the chaos even further with the players on board
Either way, it was fun drag-racing with 24 players at once. Hopefully they'll add NPCs into it. Why is there no game-night with JC2MP instead?

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Did mods ever fix it?

The only people talking about it are Square Enix releasing DLC, and the fanboys it has remaining.

Far cry 4 is the newest game I actually own, was fun since I hadnt played an fps for years never played Far cry 3 or blood dragon and hadnt played an ubishit game since Ass creed brotherhood so the first person climbing of viewpoints didnt get to be obnoxious until half waythrough since I was glad clearing guard posts was permanent in this game

Most triple A trash really. It's all soulless stuff that gets hyped and is forgotten after a couple of months.

Not even mods could fix Fallout 4.

more like one week after release, since the shills aren't getting paid to hype it anymore

Just imagine getting payed to post on imageboards. Hell of a job. How do you explain that to your family at Christmas?
I think most of the marketing shills will stay on 4chan though.

Anyway 10 years from now someone will still install Dragons Dogma or Steins Gate but AssCreed will be forgotten.

It almost has as many mods as New Vegas and theres fuckall of any value in comparison

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I genuinely forgot about these ones.


Most of the ones posted ITT I can remember.

to be fair, i actually see nuDOOM quite often in vulkan presentations, it seems the game is actually a bit of progress in the fps engine department.

Shame on you, Holla Forums.

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I remember though. God do I remember. What a fucking disappointment. Maybe in another world, another universe, Rage was a good forgotten game, but not here, not now, and not ever.

The only good RE, the only RE that doesn't have a terribly clunky inventory nippon system, the only game that makes PSVR worth buying, simply the best and a huge success.

now that was some shit-tier trolling

is that haze from exo skelet teen?

I genuinely wonder how most AAA games have 0 staying power now. I guess its because they feel so safe and "created by committee" but with so many employees and increasingly higher budgets its baffling how you just dont care about them anymore after you finished your first playthrough, or even care about trying to finishing your current one because it is so bland.

Thats not to say all AAA games are bad because theres some good recently like Yakuza 0, Titanfall 2, and Doom 2016 was alright though its not a replacement for the original, but still.

SHUT THE FUCK UPO YOU FUCKING KIKGE GOOG IIE NIGGER nigber NIGGER FUCK YOU hahad oodoo DICK DOODOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHH FUCK

Modern multi-million gays that no one seems to remember

Because they're all unoriginal, they're not doing anything that hasn't been done before over and over. So if you're going back to old games, there's no reason to pay any attention to yearly sequels when you can just pick the best.

I mostly remember Far Cry 4 for having the real ending being sitting down to pretend to eat dinner for ten minutes, then your dad takes you for a helicopter ride, the game is over within 15 minutes.

You must have brain damage

I wish we got MGS 4 Guns of the Patriots on PC.

Well alot of people remembered them, for being a rush-out, by-the-numbers, pozzed vidya games that normalfags eat up thanks to the absolutely huge marketing
There's also a few AAA Jap vidya that actually managed to be good in comparison of it's western counterpart.

Yes. So the crack might take some time.

;_;

One would think it would be quicker since Doom got cracked.

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This is unfortunately true for all porn and especially Lana Rain.

Perhaps it will be. I'm hoping we have it by next week but there's really no telling when it will be cracked.

They do by design. If modern games actually had staying power they couldn't shit them out every season with tons of pre-order bonuses.

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Remember when Sony killed Halo?

Remember the shilling on halfchan?

You know that she's white right?

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Whoa… So this… Is the Power… of the PS4
t. Shill

I prefer FC3, solely for the setting. Jungle islands > Tibet. There are a couple of excellent mods for more realistic weapons and allowing all attachments, as well as unlocking all weapons for purchase and tweaking the economy to balance for that.

That's out?

…and the 4-player co-op story

I pirated it, so I've never done the co-op.

is it good?

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yep

Is it worth 15 EUR?
I can't be arsed to pirate it.

re7 definitely feels like it fell of the radar before it even released. when it actually was being released i didn't even realize that it was going to be so soon


i played this one, way less fun than infamous 2

On PC? Can't you have it for less?

Technically, Too Human is literally illegal to sell now due to some legal shenanigans with Epic.
They were forced to recall and have unsold copies destroyed, along with their X-Men game a swell.
And Rift came about the unfortunate time when every new MMO wanted to be "the WoW Killer", without really doing anything a whole lot new or unique, it had a few neat things, but not enough for people to drop ship entirely.

despite this, existing copies are still laughably cheap on ebay right now

G2A has steam keys for $7.50 or so, and uPlay keys for half of that.

Just checked steamdb, 14.99 EUR is the lowest recorded price for my region.


Cheers!

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I remember playing a free trial of Rift and there's this stupid "participation award" system in place for the rift battles that gives you an award based on how much damage you dealt and healed so I just made a guy that went around and put dots on all the enemies and hots on all the players and ended up with the biggest reward every time because it still counted overhealing.

Totally epic brah xD I'm going to buy a xbox one just so I can play this.

failure was an appropriate punishment for their obnoxious marketing

They're incredibly risk-averse nowadays. Making cutting edge games is more expensive than ever and between recognizable Hollywood-tier templates for a successful product and video games having actually ignored the impact of inflation over the last decade, making a game with an actual budget to it entails making damn sure it'll sell. It's not about innovation or creativity, it's about pleasing investors and the lowest common denominator is incredibly predictable. AAA games don't really need to last to be worthwhile anymore, just make their budget back with week 1 sales and let the rest come as it may.

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stayed true to its namesake at least.

I played a bit of Sunset Overdrive and I had fun with it. It's pretty obnoxious and retarded and I can't aim with a controller so that posed a problem but still, it was alright.

I was really hyped for JC3 because I loved JC2 but then I heard it was shite. I haven't played it yet. Is it still a bug ridden mess?

Let's address this for a second, because conversations like these are as productive as smashing your head against the floor.

What, exactly, is your criteria to determine whether a game gets talked about a lot or it doesn't? And don't just give me fucking Holla Forums because this site isn't representative of the majority of the consumers and people here mostly say things just for the reaction.
Do people in your school/college talk about it? Do your friends and relatives talk about it? Do the forums you visit talk about it? How many of them did you hear about? Vague statements like "my normalfags friends still talk about it" or "I read it on reddit" don't count neither.

I got the pirated version when it dropped from CPY, and it's been completely bug-free over ~5 hours of gameplay with one annoying exception: the missile launcher on the special wingsuit will not work, at all. No idea why, but it's a pity because the wingsuit is fun.

If anything, it just feels a bit too grindy and repetitive, and JC2 suffered from the same issue. It also seems to throw a ton of overly powerful stuff at you fairly early - you start with a mecha with missiles and a gravity weapon if you've got the DLC, and I just unlocked a light tank simply for capturing a military base that I stumbled upon after flying around. C4 is unlimited, but that's kinda a good thing given how much you have to blow up to capture an area.

Yes.

i didn't see normalfags hyping it up, and i didn't realize the release date was so soon when it was coming out, and i didn't see many threads about it here, so for me it felt like it flew in under the radar

Bugs are the least of its problems, I wish they didn't force the player to do the shitty challenges in order to unlock stuff to make the game fun to play.


Did they give up?

I'd say sales indicators are against RE7 being forgotten, at least in the US anyways - it was the best selling game of January despite only being on sale for a week and the second best selling of February behind For Honor. At the very least it's maintaining some kind of commercial momentum, kind of hard to say it's been outright forgotten. MGSV, though? Fuck if I know but isn't it like a year and a half old by now? When it's that far out I wouldn't know a good metric for being remembered or otherwise. RE7 is less than 2 months old though so that one's still making its mark.

The irony is that most of the games listed in the thread had big advertisement budgets, yet were still forgotten ASAP.

I guess that's what happens when you attract the hordes of thrill-seeking low-attention-span consumer, it works for a while until too many ad campaigns drown out almost all other games.

If the games aren't flopping then nothing's going to change.

Skyrim should've taught you that modern Bethesda games aren't salvagable, despite the best efforts of modders.

At very best, if we throw the collective brainpower of Holla Forums and perhaps a few other boards at the problem, massive brainstorm and a rebuild akin to OpenMW it might work, but then it's probably better to use FNV as a basis to begin with.


Looking forward to Fallout Project Brazil and Fallout Frontier.

In some cases, as we've seen with (((Hollywood))), even flops won't stop them from continuing to push this. Vidya is probably halfway there at best.

Fair enough.

No Man's Sky is actually pretty good, pirated it like a week ago and its not so bad.

Haven't gotten around to constructing my base or anything yet as its pretty rough going so far but its a decent little time waster here and there.

Certainly gets pretty boring tho after a few hours straight of play. A co-op mode or something with even 1 other player would really make things more interesting.

They're probably making enough profitable ventures to eat the flops. The whole thing would have to stop working altogether as a formula but generally speaking it seems to be successful enough. I think if anything were to cause a second crash though it'd be this, just the modern AAA strategy collapsing under itself and audiences getting disillusioned with the polished turds in a box. I don't see that happening anytime soon, though. For every person that wisens up, a half dozen kids who just turned 12 take their place.

Sean, pls.

Well, I played the CPY version and it's pretty polished as far as bugs go, didn't run into any. But it's still shit, and considering the filesize not even worth pirating imo. JC2 is much better in every single way.

It was fun but felt like an expansion to a real Call of Duty-game.

I pretty much got a PS4 for the game. I loved Infamous 2 and really wanted the game to be amazing. It was mediocre as fuck with a really shitty story and unlikeable characters. Combat was downgraded because the power switching was a pain in the ass and limited you to having only a few powers at a time. Movement was shit because the Neon and TV run/dash were boring as fuck and took away any actual fun you could get from moving around because they were absolutely braindead and let you completely ignore obstacles. Smoke doesn't have this shit, but the dash/run movement is of such use in combat and makes moving around the city faster so you pretty much never switch back to Smoke. Upgrading your powers is boring because they went from upgrades giving you new powers to just giving buffs to your existing powers, some of which are boring as fuck. Apparently a lot of people who played 2 didn't frequently switch the powers they used so muh statistics meant that they had to dumb it down even though 2 had an outright better upgrade system and the casual who just uses the strongest powers isn't going to care because he's still upgrading his powers and getting what he wants out of the system. Collecting shit around the city and doing sidequests are ABSOLUTELY FUCKING RETARDED. You're straight up told exactly where fucking everything is. Blast shard locations are just given to you, you go to the location, find the obnoxious drone flying around it, shoot it and move on. It's a pain in the ass because shooting down that many drones is actively not fun and there's no exploration or finding of secrets to be done because you just have to the point on the fucking map. There's like 2 or 3 different sidequests that are something besides combat, they're all boring as fuck and you have to repeat them for every district. The only remotely likeable character dies because they need to create some kind of plot hook and everything else about the story and characters is shit and makes no sense because you can't actually apply government oppression of fucking superheroes to real life. The characters are shit and the betacuck at Sucker Punch who has a fetish for crackwhores and ruined 2's ending and shoved a shit character in SS and gave her a fucking entire DLC needs to fuck off. Although honestly First Light did have some okay ideas for movement and combat, it is kind of fun to use the boosters but it's all preplaced and doesn't fit into combat well. Combat works a little better your only dealing with one moveset and can get more powerful. When they come out with another game I would expect it to have equally shit story and characters and mediocre-maybe alright gameplay.

It's amazing that no one can remember that game since it has a fucking Chinese underwater ghost base. But that's what happens when you fuck the pacing so fucking bad by jumping around the story so goddamn much. The game might actually be ok if you just take out the jumping around shit and just have it progress in a linear manner.

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own it and still haven't even opened the box or put it into my ps4.

That chick is ugly even with close on. user are you trying to perpetuate the 3D is disgusting meme by posting that low quality crap?

T4ffer

This game was actually okay. The music is pretty cool and the guy obviously put his heart into the effort. Its not that great of a Doom game but its better than 3 imo.

Pretty much almost any ultrahyped AAA in 5 years, even when games don't get all their spoilers and secrets instantly published on the internet before release and there's still a lot to talk about them they get forgotten after max two months until they get DLC or an update.

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Halo 4 I'd also throw in.
Also, Titanfall 2 makes me sad, as apparently it wasn't quite that shit, and was just more or less murdered by EA.

Rage was a good half of a game. Some areas (the crater, the swamp) were clearly supposed to have levels that were cut off because they ran out of time.

Everyone remembers that for Pagan Min doing nothing wrong
Sure
Holla Forums remembers that flop
Do you know how many times a variation of "Have you bought Fallout 4" has shown up here

I don't get all the hate. I mean, I do understand, I just don't agree. I've played through the whole series a bunch of times and enjoyed all of them. Even with the "consolization" of 2 and 3, and the gap between 1 and 2 that is only explained in the comic book mini-series… link related, by the way: getcomics.info/other-comics/crysis-1-6-2011/

Everything about this post is completely accurate as fuck, I waited 2 years to play this game since I had no money for it and was ecstatic when I finally got it. Complete let down in every single way.

He said Game

Rollercoaster tycoon world.
Masters of Orion remake
Outlast 2
Battleborn
The latest expansion for StarCraft 2.
Medal of Honor (2015)
Evolve (you can remember it being such a failure I guess)
I wanted to say Sims 4 but I guess that actually did really well and still does
SimCity remake (same as evolve)
Steel battalion kinect version
Bravely second
Bulletstorm (I remember the CoD parody better than the game)

Outlast 2 doesn't come out until April but I totally forgot about it until now

Why Gideon, exactly?
Fuck, got me.

I will never forget the Holla Forums stream of this game, way more fun that playing it.

Reminder you will never get this!

That's not even a good ass. Every time I look at her bottom she reminds me of a man.

What the fuck user, how did you manage to compress almost 4 minutes of decent video and audio in 9mb?

ARE YOU SOME KIND OF CYBERJEW?

I thought it was already out? Maybe it was a demo for it or dlc for the first?

The trick is to not be complete shit at video editing and have a decent rig/patience. High quality and good compression aren't that hard if you find settings you like and toe the line but people just don't like to spend time compiling webms over and over until they find settings perfect for them and either make them too big and short or too small and low quality.

Remember size matters, a lot.

Enjoy a much higher quality version, courtesy of /hgg/

not really sure of multi-million


Pagan Min still the most memorable character of Farcry series

Thanks fam. I will save the webm for further research into the subject.

Can I watch that somewhere? Or are the links long lost.

Shameful.

I didn't forget

Nope, out late April I think the 25th to be exact. Gameplay or a demo was definitely released a bit ago though when there was more buzz about it.

Extremely low resolution, a still background and lots of repetition. Compresses easily.

Fuck I was going to post this.
I remember this being shilled pretty hard on Holla Forums during the xbox one's launch. Some faggots even had the nerve to compare it to Jet Set Radio.

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That's what happens when you check the opinions of people, for whom 8 years ago is their entire adult lifetime.

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Youmu looks really weird today

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Where's Ouya?

Pac-Man on Atari came out in 1982 though.

Someone (not me, I think i got banned for this) should add Sean Murray to this list.

Ouya is just leftover cell phone parts with Android slapped on. Not worth even a mention, especially since the Ouya existed to try and destroy "gamers" and replace them with normalfags. Which happened anyway because games are shit.

If the fucking gizmondo is on there then the ouya definitely should.

I wouldn't call Big Rigs blunder of the year as this game never had the pretense to be anything more than shovelware. Or maybe 2003 was just a really good year and there was nothing better to put on the list.

Also, for 1993 I'd put the Jaguar in place of Zelda cd-i since no one had high expectations for these games anyway.

I, unlike in other games of the series, have completed pretty much all of the modes on solo 100% for the exception of hardcore. Or I did hardcore too? Fuck, I don't remember.

I hate to break it to you but if 2B's ass reminds you of a man you're probably a faggot.

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Found the newfag who knows the 90s from memes and Family Guy. The game was excellent and innovative for its time. FPS were in full experimental swing and people were willing to take risks, even trying something absurd just for the sake of innovative gameplay.

the N-Gage came out in 2003 and that would definitely count.

This game is like Tony Hawks American Wasteland without actual skateboarding

Overstrike probably would have went down the same way Sunset Overdrive did. Too much assumed "Hello Fellow Kids" and a weird mix of cartoony and M-Rated violence that lead to no one actually playing the game.

I know few people played Sunset OD but that game was insanely indulgent. It had leddit, neofag and meme references, sure. But ridiculously deep punk rock cuts and jokes as well. Insomnaic and Microsoft knows their west coast. And a mission making fun of gaming focus testing and also


Retarded marketing and pandering killed it but it was clear Insomnaic had no filter at all for it and the game both benefitted and suffered for it. Some of the shit in it is unreal with what they got away with. I'd honestly think it would pick up a cult following if it came out on PC because it's not a bad game at all. It's just really, really weird when you get into it.

I am deadly serious. They have a few missions where you have to recruit a band and you come across King Buzzo. Then you have a boss fight set to a Melvins concert. It was the best part of the game

Are you insane OP?

I will fondly remember No Man's Sky for years to come. That game gave us more salt than all of previous year's games combined.

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I LOVED MAG. WHY ISN'T THERE A NEW ONE, DAMNIT

The co-op parts were actually pretty good because they brought in some spooky shit with each person seeing something different

This poor game easily

such a shame as well, i fucking love the setting and steam punk aesthetic but this game killed any chance of the style being used in a AAA game for another 15 years

I have two objections to this list.

1985: R.O.B was never meant to do anything but trick retailers (wary after the great crash of '83) into thinking the NES was somehow a toy rather than a game console. It did the job flawlessly.

1986: Takeshi's Challenge was intended to be an annoying and bizarre niche game, and just as well, it succeeded at what it set out to do.

Go fuck yourself m8, that game is fine.

I know I won't.

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I just remember this one.

It's so much easier to post the modern multi-million games that ARE remembered, simply because there's so few of them.

I don't know; I'd be willing to bet that Simcity 2013 will be remembered purely for the backlash.

Memelands probably would've sold more if it weren't $60
1 is $20, 2 is $20
They expected it to sell on hype alone.

i have a big erection

Except I'm not even sure it sold a thousand copies.
Pretty ironic though to ask us to remember games no one remembers

you're confusing it with Umbrella Corps. ORC actually sold pretty well considering it was essentially an outsourced appetizer for RE6.

Indeed I did.
Did it sell that well though ? I remember people complaining about it being a buggy mess you can finish in a few hours.
A kind of Left 4 Gears but in worse.

Pictured here you can see the slow transformation into a jew.

Truck-attack DLC when?

You should have seen the guy who made ant porn on the Mass Deffect Thread. He managed to get 15 minutes under 12mb and actually get it at a decent resolution at the end.

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I suppose we should thank the devs, Knack was an early warning that this generation of consoles was going to be shit.