I've just seen a thread I can't forget the time or place where we just met, it's just the thread for me and I want all the world to see we've met.
I've just seen a thread I can't forget the time or place where we just met,...
I hope you can share, because I want a couple basket's worth at least.
GET A JOB CUPPERS
it is saturday.
im here all week
he has one lol
yeah it is
thanks for putting some effort into the op
implying i dont effort my OP
hopefully someone will record it on their phone
Just like do whatever man
Is it just me OR does every canadian poster here NOT have a job?
We can keep askin' for 'em and just stuff 'em in a big ol' bag, honey.
Get a life!
There is bound to be /mu/ fags there
MAKE YOUR OPS MORE HOMOEROTIC HOLY CHRIST
why is goat cheese so good
I have a job on weekdays.
no need to thank me. I only do what I feel like doing.
never to be found.
this is a good plan. let's bring a few bags and we'll make out like bandits.
tp wtf are you doing
We duffel baggin' it!
I'm a granny.
just gotta make sure they don't notice or we might end up in the clink.
Red Lobster jail is no place for a human being, and Land Crabs are marked for death.
I now have an extra respawn
Can I meet your grankids
then we'll just have to make sure it's the most perfect cheddar bay biscuit score anyone has ever seen.
Sabrina can't even say Ibiza right.
Killed by Pewdiepie
being you love ^^
I did it all for you, behbeh!
mfw you fall in love with my grandkid
There's gonna be a movie about this.
I don't know but this lasagna is great
I'm American. I can't gotta say shit right.
I'll do magic rituals and transfer his youth to you
1. Thank you, you are the best Daddy I have ever had
2. You aint gotta say it right because FREEDOM FRIES and LIBERTY CABBAGE
kinda get a boner when sabrina curses tbh
we'll call it...oceans eleven.
let's just call it "the grand butter bay biscuit caper"
my current life motto.
cheddar. the hell, brain.
seems like a bad one
many things about me are bad.
stranger things ep 8
nancy better blow that byer autist or imma bout to lose it
Thank you, you are the best Daddy I have ever had.
Loco, stop being a daddy slut.
You aren't my daddy. You can't tell me what to do.
loco being a slut is more favourable then him walltexting about bullshit he knows nothing about. let him be
I'm not, but that's because you can't afford me.
I am here
A sub is supposed to afford the daddy
not the other way around
the grand cheddar bay biscuit caper
Starring Tim Conway and Don Knotts
Can't hear you over the sound of this bald eagle screeching glorious liberty in my ear!
That's the sweetest proposal for a black magic ritual to kill a child and restore my youth I've ever received. *sob*
First Amendment, dad gummit. I'll curse at the king if he shows his cockney face around here.
TAKE YOUR MEDICINE
oh mein gott!
can you throw me an f-bomb so i can complete?
that cast seems a bit old school for such a hip modern action thriller comedy like this movie is bound to be.
I'm fast sometimes.
Plus, with my mum.
Time to bully Elma.
Think youd be amused by this
chiri shared it with me... mentions balded eeeeegull
I wanna be your Joey Ramone?
I say it with a hard G
even desu thinks mordins slut levels are out of hand
I got 2 bottles of wine
and the will to make a shitty album tonight
that's a good picture. I'm not interested in using it, but it is very good.
what did I tell you about bullying last night
I won't be doing that.
By "hard G" I assume you mean a gang member that you just sit around and say "lasagna" with.
it's not bullying if it's true
what? I'm not allowed to compliment a picture of that perfect nonon?
only half true
Can you do me a favour too?
I help out with a community radio station and we have this feature called 'Juice News' where we talk about blending things to make juice and other juice related stuff.
Fancy doing a jingle for it? I'll probably add a blender sound at the end of it, and send it to someone else who can do the voice bit.
Desu, I have the memory of a goldfish and the attention span of a cat. I only remember making the spirit animal list and complaining how I won't drink for a month due to cringe reasons.
And that I forgot who colbs was.
mordin is a slut. calling him a slut is not bullying. it's simply stating a true statement
Who let TP off the leash?
I can't offer you much
but i swear if you'll have me we can suck up as many souls of kids as you like
Fuck moisturising. You won't need it there'll be so much soul sucking going on. Soul sucking all the time.
probably something like that.
Maybe, I will see what I can do. No promises heh. Maybe a little 8bit type melody
I refuse to accept this.
If only Mordin was actually a slut
that would be lit
Call him a gator fucker instead, that's 100% true
That's exactly what I like.
That or a little plinky xylophone thing.
If they don't like it, I'll keep it myself should I have my own radio show.
And I know 'no promises' thing, I'm the same when it comes to projects. Should do a tinychat later, you think?
The mental image of a roll of toilet paper with a leash around it is pretty funny.
That sounds like a YOU problem.
I'd probably be sluttier if people didn't slutshame me so much.
You stop that right now! *slaps hard*
you would be more likely to fuck a gator, mordin probably fucked a goose or some shit
Also small dogs as sushi is an adorable concept.
Potentially, we shall see how the evening comes along ey
I'd probably be sluttier if people didn't slutshame me so much.
doing god's work
I heard he snuck into a barn and fisted a cow... what a weirdo !!!
Stop bullying mordin
Indeed, I have been pestering my mum to do a drunken stream with me too of 80 Days and to do the Around the World in 80 Drinks drinking game whilst TC is up.
Alright, you tape a dog to some rice and a skinned fish, I'll take my toilet paper for a walk, and we'll rendezvous back here in an hour. Break!
everything is a me problem.
Wanna see how many different bits of entertainment/project I can potentially do, instead of just shitposting.
The goose... Is loose.
*refuses to slap you*
How to post here with a dynamic IP?
I'm done fooooor !
So I'm runnin' a fuckin' charity here?
Jessie Eisenberg and Alexandra Daddario
I'll have to bookmark it and watch when there aren't customers around. :3
I wanna be sedated.
What do you want in return?
much better. all the kids of today will be able to relate to them.
oh I see. ban changed his trip again.
it's not you bf calm down
You don't know that.
lmao maybe heh is there alot to do?
I wanna sedate ur butt
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Decomposition is caused by bacteria that are normally fond in and on your body, once they're no longer checked by life processes like your immune system and digestive acids. The high concentration of their byproducts might result in skin irritation, and sepsis is likely if they contact open wounds. OP might want to rinse his junk with alcohol afterwards (or use a condom).
Also, fun fact: maggots can jump, something like a foot and a half distance. Several kinds aren't particular about whether they eat dead or living flesh. You're far less likely to get myosis in your dick if you're circumcised, let the implications of that sink in. Seriously, consider that condom.
Don't bareback dead girls.
Combined with how cold and stiff a body gets once they die would make having sex with one difficult, along with how they can't produce natural lubrication anymore
Man fucking a dead girl is harder than I thought
I'm done fooooor !
kinda ready for jack to start her transition
testing for what?
McG will direct.
Gives a dozen cuddles and a snuggle.
To get to the truth? She'll never crack!
Since when has this been a thing?
Geez sabs way to make me feel indebted
now what am I supposed to do
let's get someone to follow us and live tweet everything as well. get the buzz going on social media, as the kids might say.
Well, more like there is a lot one can do with the afternoon.
I do have a project up in mind, where I'm gonna do a preview of this new game in the makes called 'Lonely Star', gonna fund it and see if I can get some people interested in it whilst I record and play; then when I have enough money, put some money on it's kickstarter.
You know how I am with retro looking indie games and banging music.
someone offered beebop e-bj's and he put ID's into place
Id fund it, time fir the batteries
On for later?
Hm id fund it
my ID is pink this thread so i'm pretty stoked tbh
It could be worse though.
They don't have color for me.
for sure. he could force us to post child porn to satisfy his sick fantasies
Those were freebies 'cause you're neat.
I hear the social medias are how Isis gets into your emails.
I haven't made any plans. I may have to help mom with a couple of things, but then I should be free. I'll keep you posted.
Man, I can't cap like I use to.
This is boring as shit.
go into options. it changed my life
Same, they're just funding money to get better sound and music on it, I think the game is mostly complete.
I'm gonna fund the shit out of it myself but thought 'Maybe this is the small project I'm looking for, and see if I can shill this game to test out my degree skills'
they should come watch the movie. it'll be so good they'll realize america is amazing and we'll finally be best friends.
if you had two monitors you could have something fun on the other one. this is your own fault.
It can always wait if need be do don't sweat it if things crop up
I intend to pull an all nighter anyhow
I turned it on and its annoying as fuck.
I never understood how anybody could. I started like eight times and it was just so awful.
See where you can run with it? Pretty cool,
I'm turning 24 today, gib me (You)'s please.
I'm playing Zelda on the screen next to me.
Don't. It's awful.
Can I get some more maybe?
If you had a choice between the color red and blue, what would you choose?
do it for the meme
sometimes I just say silly ass shit to make the kids laugh
it's so easy
what the fuck I thought you were 19
some of the IDs are all numbers and it was affecting my autism negatively
What made you think that?
You know I hate memes though.
Thats probably not a good thing.
I'll give you more than (YOU)'s, I bestow upon you the Title of Best Boy for the day.
Just the way you carry yourself and your vocabulary
but then again english isn't everyone's first language
happy birthday tho
yet you post the meme queen on the reg
my life will never be the same
Red means I go watch anime. Blue would've been playing video games.
too bad cherub isn't turning 15. lenko would have cummed his pants and bought him steam games
Sick lifts thread.
It'll be an exercise on editing and recording and stuff.
So if I can't stream, I just record weird games. I don't want to be a gay lets player, I actually just want to get more people in more indie games.
I love indie games because
5. Did I mention cheap?
Triple A games are so expensive, both bought and production, and there are alternatives that are just as fun made with 1/100ths of a budget
I'm on like 5 or 6 levels of irony.
O-oh my. Thanks Scanner.
Yeah it isn't, but it could be lot worse.
And thank ya.
I don't wanna right now.
Any time, anywhere. <snuggles you raw>
I only worry that people will show up unannounced again. They've been doing that lately. I mean, it worked out well that one night, as you know, but still...it's getting to be kinda annoying.
We're gonna sweep the Oscars and get a Nobel Peace Prize!
snuggle me raw and keep on snugglin
It gets better.
I'm generating a trip for 'BDAYBOY', as in birtday boy, best day boy; which we can give to each other on birthhdays.
How long I'm able to post with no trouble
Parents has a dynamic IP address for whatever reason
Only like 5 minutes at a time
yfw the snuggles don't stop
Oh neat. Much appreciated.
suicide by sabs snuggles
There are much worse ways to go.
To do acts of productivity and kindness is the best way to redeem the soul.
Plus, it would be a great birthday present for everyone.
h-holy shit nancy is so based
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
That's a good story though
Heh but i get you
I dislike having disruptions
Is it too much to askfor a little heads up?
Is it too much to askfor a little heads up?
Exactly. At least bring me something or pay if you drag me out. I ain't made of money!
sabrina can you please call me an effing dork?
Don't do it, Sabs.
So, am I looking for substring text for trip generating?
I'm using tripcode explorer but I think it is opening it up in Japenese app locale because I had that sort of thing going because hentai games.
I want a squish pillow but I also want to be able to sleep
Or atleast bring tacos and johnnie w
effin' dork ♥
i couldn't stop myself
Oh, he means something not me a Squish.
Why wouldn't you be able to sleep, dear?
Booze is good too. I'm going to make that a new rule. No one passes through my door without whiskey or tacos.
What a fuckin' goober.
Or tacos with minced meat cooked with whiskey
How many ways can you bend a spoon?
WTF: Whiskey Tacos & Fajitas
Ooooh, you meant a squishy squish. Well, just hug him from behind so you don't have to see his beady eyes!
Ask Mr. Owl.
Right, I'm gonna use Tripper+, hope this works.
Yup, and I can't wait for fucking 'We Happy Few'
Its okay if it doesn't succeed, i appreciate the fact you wanna make it.
what if I have a nightmare and I wake up and he's staring at me
What if I have a nightmare about him and I wake up and he's right there sabs
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
I know, but ain't gonna stop me from trying!
I must do good for Holla Forums!
Can we open that as a resteraunt?
Lolo, why did you want the squishy if it's just nightmare fuel? Why so silly?
I don't see why not.
According to a study by Purdue University, it takes an average of 364 licks.
I could be the next dj khaled
it makes me think of your
Plus, I'd like to know how to do this shit myself, instead of asking others.
Then I could be the next best boy!
Is that the guy who tried to blow up the USS Cole?
This is a trick to get more cuddles isn't it? 'Cause I'dda juss given 'em to ya.
Weren't you already?
it's a trick to make you think i'm a cute softy that needs cuddles
but you were too smart to be tricked i suppose
Nah... but that gives me a good idea.
I could remake an old list, but instead of spirit animals, RPG roles.
Nah, I hate myself so much I could never accept the title lest I'm proud of myself.
Btw, what have you planned on your birthday.
Just pure relaxation and i'm pretty tired at the moment. I've done lot of stuff today.
Is that the kitty you won't let go out late? Mean dad.
I already thought that, goober. cuddle
Did you get to eat out?
And what does your family do on your birthday?
My fam always gets each other lush sets for our birthday and eat out around cities.
Yes it is currently using scoot as a bed hah
when your plan works
I'm done fooooor !
That poor kitty's got it rough. So abused.
Lolo, besides grifting cuddles from a senile old lady, what are you doin' today?
I will never understand "studies" like that.
It has to have been some undergrad's project for a class, right? We wouldn't pay people to do something that pointless, right?
It was one of the great questions of the 20th century. I, for one, now sleep better knowing the answer.
a little reading, a little singing. my parents are back tomorrow which means no singing and work is back on. this past week has been so nice with no one around. so much lazy.
wbu? nice day at work? Or at least not stressful?
Explaining to my drunk mum who is Dr, Strange. Since this program was on 'UK,s Fave Superhero'.
Literal word for word
'Right, there was this shitty whiny rich boy who was like 'Oh yeah, I'm the best, me; I got all this dosh and I don't give a fuck', then he gets into a car crash and has an epiphiny and was like 'Oh fuck, I'm a Shit Boy', so he goes all H.P Lovecraft and goes all occult because religion is for pansies. He goes to this monk hut and asks this old dude 'Yo, I've been a shit boy, teach me to be Best Boy', and he's like 'Dude, I'll hook you up, you gonna have magic powers when I'm done with you', so after years of bitching and training, he becomes a wizard'.
Oh, my mum also said in Switzerland it is illegal have a lone goldfish in a fishtank, anyone Switz here who can confirm this?
Then your tax dollars are working how intended!
Call the cops!!!??
Lolo, why can't you sing? ;__;
Other than it being super hot, work is ok. It's just so quiet that the hours are going sloooow
Everyone thinks Hollywood white washed The Ancient One because they're racist. They white washed the character because China hates Tibetans, and these movies are made for Asian audiences now.
I'd rather it be spent on lollipop research than blowin' up kids overseas, ya know?
Way ahead of you, jerk. They're coming for you.
you think they gonna take me alive>? HAH
What did he start with? A dagger?
singing when people are around
i dun like it
And of course normies would think they, true, knowledgable cunts like you and me know that China Money is hella money. You gotta hit the china market if you wanna secure your billion dollar production costs. IT isn't made for asian audiences specifically, but as a security measure.
'Don't piss of China, and you get super china money'. That's why new Ghostbusters don't even have a single chance to make bank, since they can't depict spooky ghosts n skellingtons.
longsword 3 pot that he turned into vamp scepter probably.
Would think that*
or you could want space research
Yeah, more money to space research!
Nothing is good about that.
You make me want to do something stupid
i used to research space
now all my icons say Out of Space under them so i stopped trying.
I get that a lot.
i have that effect on people yes
Ah. I was worried that your parents kept you locked in a broom closet and didn't let you express yourself.
Humans don't have skeletons. That's a lie perpetrated by the globalist capitalist pigs trying to divide the proletariat.
Yeah! Moon base now! Mars orbital space station a little later but still real soon!
If it helps, I'll do something dumber to save you from embarrassing yourself.
my parents are wonderfully supportive of everything I do. i think if i were to tell them i want to become a eastern european troubadour they wouldn't argue with me.
That's how they ended up with such a creative and beautiful son. +100 cuddles
I have an ugly side
But he just left
They're just deep danish rap lyrics
i'll tell them you send cuddles.
I'll become a martyr.
You'll not miss this renegade
I need more 8bit practice
That's how it goes
Now that's a good one
From what I've been hearing, moon base is actually a lot closer than people think
If human skellingtons don't exist, then pray tell, why did I see bones inside my best friend when we accidentally blew ourselves up with a billion sparklers celebrating Guy Fawkes day?
I fucked that link up.
Its been said to me about 3 times in the past 24 hours.
Become Yasuo main, acquire elo
that's funny my ugly side is the right
Not going to use it for radio, but I know a guy who would love this stuff.
Remember that 2nd person who was gasping for air last stream I did? He'll like this. And this sorta reminds me of Note!, the old stuff.
Remember when Newt Gingrich suggested we work quickly to make it a reality in 2012, and was mocked and ridiculed by the media? I don't see eye-to-eye with him on a lot of things, but that was a noble goal and he was made to look like a moron for aspiring to it.
They were planted there by American devils. (Devils in the metaphorical sense, of course.)
FBI just issued rules of engagement for Scuby Ridge: Exercise deadly force if subject stops petting kitty before kitty wants pets to end or tries to prevent kitty from leaving after sunset.
That isn't too dumb. I thought you was gonna post something more nonsensical.
Um well, one mans trash is another's treasure. It was a first run through of the samples I got yesterday so we woo wee wah
BUT MUH RIGHTS!!!!!!!!
i realised after i posted that that maybe you meant those for me.
Is new champ in live servers yet?
Silly boy. +More Cuddles
Oh no. I accidentally dropped the Constitution in the shredder. Oh me oh my.
Silly sabrina, you know I got Nicholas Rage on speed dial, he is the real owner.
16 PEOPLE DEAD
They didnt fly so good
Trump will find way to blame illegals
no but he seems pretty awesome
wanna see something cute
Tripper+ ain't working.
Gave up, sorry Birthday Boy.
What do you use for your music stuff?
Not the beeeeeeeeeees
That's pretty odd, by who?
You make it a bitch to be color blind
With your Disney eyes
You know me, always spitting sense
someone threw a skateboard with squid on it at the engine
Just Launchpad for iPhone.
It nice for making random jams
I need to make more use of my ableton.
My lustful eyes are eying a midiPad controller.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH THE TOAST
they look so heroic
Isis is getting pretty rad
What's this from?
Whoa that's one of the most American pictures I've ever seen
it hit power-lines apparently
jews did balloon
I blame Obama tbh
And always posting lewds!
You truly are a dependable person.
Launchpad is the thing where you can program those LED machines for music, right? Like monomes?
Because you're on some hot shit, you just need better sounds. I'd get a dictaphone, and record random shit around your house.