Look up upcomming games: nothing interesting

Anyone else having a really dry period ? At this point I can only look into my backlog. It's frustrating to have nothing to look forward to.

Still waiting for Nier2B futa porn mods.

What world are you from, OP?

Only faggots and goblin lovers will play that game.

You won't be having a dry period when I run my dick so far up your ass that I can use your mouth as a semen sprinkler.

one day la-mulana 2 will be real

Shit on me all you want, but I haven't found a thread about something that interests me here for weeks. Even less so news at dedicated websites.
Is it finally my time to go and be real human being ?

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Now, if Styx was about some slutty bubble-butted globin slut looking for human dicks to suck, Holla Forums might be all over that.

I'll shit down your throat, you butt humping queer. I am giving your blog two thumbs down, b*h. Hard to be a real human being when I'll be using you as a human toilet, bitch n*er.

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Give me a game to look forward to Holla Forums.

Meme less hard next time lad

Super Mario Odyssy,

you can half an A Press

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I'm still playing Explorers of Sky. Today I'm finally going to try to get a Tight Belt.

The fuck you say?!

No news since the first trailer besides a "we're working on it, still" every once and awhile.
No gameplay footage shown
It's just a bad game overall.
I'd shit on Yookalaylee but I just don't give two shits about a nostalgia driven ride.

Nigger 2 of those games aren't even out of pre-production, one is starting to look like a botched job and the other one has been out for two weeks

Unless you're talking about playing it on an emulator which might just be even more retarded

Maybe, I'm pretty sure 3 of these will be good, 2 I'm iffy, if the translation is being done by NoE, Xen 2 will probably be good, Sea of Thieves, post Nintendo Rare has only made 1 game of value.

That game will come out at the earliest in 2019, and it's heavily rumoured to be a walkie talkie.

Fuck me did I go into the wrong multiverse again

C-C-C

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You're growing up. One sign is getting tired of games.
Now get /fit/.

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Depends. Do you remember a childrens book called Bearstain Bears or Bearstein Bears?

dude lmao

that doesn't even make any sense you quantum-leaping faggot. Death Stranding is an actual thing related to whales beaching themselves.

No, you're just a fucking retard with piss-poor reading comprehension

You know what I find really hilarious about Nier?

When Nier was a console exclusive.

When Nier gets a PC port.

I'm not trying to start anything but the sentiment for Nier drastically changed across Holla Forums, halfchan/v/, gamefaqs, reddit, etc. when Nier 2 was announced to get a PC version.

Just something to point out.

Are you really trying to argue that Nier was widely disliked on Holla Forums until just nine months ago? Are you serious?

This year is fucking great, you've just got shit taste and only looking at overhyped AAA shit.

It's just the porn of the waifu that made it popular. That's literally the only reason anyone cares about it.

ur a dumb
seriously, though, threads about this series have popped up for a while. A sexy new lady just made it popular for people who weren't even interested in the game series.

Nier was widely disliked for years. As a bitter fanboy who defended the game on old/v/ and this Holla Forums, I want to forget.

It's fanbase and Drakengard's fanbase was nowhere as big nor as loud as it was. It's like these people suddenly showed up over night.

I'm not complaining about them. In fact. I fucking welcome them, but only one thing bothers me : That they act like they were -always- there and how they pretend that they always supported Nier and Drakengard.

Other than that. I'm peaches with the Nu-fanbase.

Like
Said, more porn for everyone.

Absolute patrician taste.

nice bait friendo

it was never standing
don't you remember the
STRANDING
posts we had when it was teased

That's because he doesnt like to play any games at all.

After years of not a single good game coming out, it better be a dry period.

The title is a reference to whales beaching themselves.

I've seen good Drakengard/Nier discussion on Holla Forums since 2012. Bitching about localization was the worst of it, although everyone tended to acknowledge the gameplay issues.

personally this is all that's upcoming that i am definitely giving a go.

Yoko Taro started to have a huge fanbase when Drakengard 3 was announced to be a thing in 2013, let alone discussion surrounding the rest of the Drakengard games already existing beforehand. That's when interest was piqued into the rest of Drakengard for who didn't know it, and Nier by relation.

Nier didn't get the respect that Drakengard had but still was talked about because of the ending and shitposting about being either the dad or the brother dad is better. You just sound like a hipster faggot relating other hipster faggots talking about Nier so you can be the biggest hipster about Nier of them all.

OP, how's that backlog? That's what I do if there's nothing interesting coming out soon.

What pisses me off is the sheer volume of people who literally have zero interest in DOD/Nier but have glommed on to Automata because of "muh buttwaifu" or "le ebin Platinum game XD".

I tried having a conversation with someone about it and in the end I just walked away, they'd never read Grimoire Nier, never seen YoHRa, didn't know Drakengard was even related and thought Emil was Taro's self-insert because of the mask he's taken to wearing. It's literally impossible to hold an actual conversation with someone about the franchise when their sole line of thinking is "I wanna look at duh butt and hit duh enemies with muh sword".

You sound autistic. I have no interest in Automata, but I played Nier and the ONLY good thing about it is the music.

Oh is Maisie in the game then?

This hurts me.

I'm looking forward to Yooka Laylee, Dark Souls 3 GOTY Edition and Dragon Quest XI. I'm also looking forward to get a PS4 for DQ Builders, Bloodborne and Nioh. Them again, I'm also looking forward to my pets dying of old age so I can kill myself without regrets, so perhaps you shouldn't use me as an example, shim-sham famalam.

Well currently I'm looking forward to

That's about it I guess.

Looks alright.

Didn't Numenera come out? I'm guessing that didn't turn out good since I've heard nobody talking about it.

Smud started doing videos on it. I think he was underwhelmed.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, OP?
Fucking Expeditions: Vikings are coming out next month, geth fucking ready to pillage!

I try not to be some elitist hipster faggot, but its hard when so many newfag buttposters and waifufags are swarming this game. I kind of wish 2B was a male instead at this point.

fag

It takes about an hour to move through a single room. The "game" is full of walls of text that bearly advance the plot. I also hear the combat is shit but I quit before I got to test it outside of the tutorial.

There is a point to be made when the only thing I ever see about the game, even in the threads is about how admittedly great looking her ass is. I don't want to discuss a game that's circulated more around memes rather than the actual content.

Nier has never not received universal acclaim for its writing and music. But I do think you're right on that a bunch of faggots on this board only give a shit because of the porn and Yoko Taro's aberrant ways. They couldn't give any less of a shit about the actual game and how it's the dream team treatment the series well deserves. I don't think it not being a console exclusive did much for how it's talked about here at least. I played Nier before the announcement on PS3 and was willing to buy a PS4 for Automata. But can you blame me for being happier that I won't have to buy a PS4 and I can play it on the superior platform?
It really doesn't matter. The game will be amazing by virtue of having the same talented people who made the music and writing for Nier combined with bringing Platinum, masters of gameplay, to the table. I couldn't imagine it being any better. And we should be happy for that, not griping about how some fucks talk about the game on Holla Forums of all places.

And all that goes to waste thanks to Denuvo.

Only on PC, yes. Denuvo is terrible for gaming in every single respect and you should pirate the game as soon as possible so you never lose it. But it won't stop me from buying and enjoying the game because Denuvo has no problems for me in the short-term. Others are not so fortunate and I hope the crackers are quick.

I just want factrio to get finished. I'm holding off on a nintendo switch till they fix the hardware problems for sure. I'll get a lot of hours out of smash online again though.

There's a lot of good stuff I'm sure you haven't played op. I mean seriously just start branching out. You could learn to play roguelikes, or grand strategy games or something actually fun

Go read the indie thread and come back to say how all of the recommended indie games do not interest you.


How does YL look like a botched job?


You even recognize the end game rammifications of denuvo anyway and still support it instead of waiting for the crack.

We wouldn't have a denuvo problem if people like you would show a little patience

>Zelda on CEMU
It's just a bad game overall.
Why?

ARE YOU SHITTING ME

Carl, pls.

You're full of shit and you know that. An easy example would to take any niche nip game that's console exclusive. Check the amount of discussion and shitposting See Valkyrie Chronicles and try to imagine how much bandwidth would it get when it hits PC. Dragon's Dogma, Souls series etc.

But dragon's dogma was never good.

That's fucking wrong.

Holy shit op you need to either kill yourself or leave.

Why isn't she real?

+1 You're starting to post like a true Holla Forumsedditor!

They fell into the typical open world game fallacy where everything is pretty to look at but there's nothing to do. Sure you have dungeons but they're noticeably worse than every iteration prior. It looks, visually, worse than other games that came out years prior with the same form of style to it. Which is a huge problem itself. It tried cell-shading plus realism but couldn't really make it work in their favor. I'm not the target audience for the game, but I can still look at it and say, "yeah, this really isn't appealing to me."

Kill yourself.

Because there is no God, or He is cruel.

Looks to me like you're the cruel one, user.

2D or go home, you tasteless bitch.

Nah. Commonly insane maybe but 2D came after 3D and all 2D does is mimic and exaggerate the best parts of 3D.

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Go backwards OP, not forwards. I'm having a ton of fun, have vidya to play, and am having a better time than I would with new vidya.

play ALTTP instead

Already did, skipped this one when it released for whatever reason so I'm playing it now.

Why do normalfags love their arbitrary top 10 lists so much?

they don't, they just don't really care

you sir, are a god among men for playing that
Don't let your partner forget

You know I used to laugh when I heard people saying Holla Forums was getting shit
I should of listened

back in 2007

Do you remember the pixelart thread?
Good times.