HERE I COME ROUGHER THAN THE REST OF THEM

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ME was always shit. I'd make a Dark Heresy cRPG.

Why the fuck would I do that, all MEs are shit.

I like how the face of the tomb doesn't even match hers, they have completely different structures.

can't unsee

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What a face.

Did the person making this believe that the more eyeshadow and blush a woman wears the better looking she is?

Thanks to BioWare now we know what would happen if we sent a bunch of retards to colonize another galaxy.

shitlord

He was basing it off the only woman he was ever intimate with, his whore of a mother.

What a face indeed.

Damn, every time I look you niggers have found more crappy animation. This shit is a fucking trainwreck.

That character is actually a skinwalker alien that will be revealed as a very important to the plot halfway trough.

If only the game that kind of aesthetic.

it's not just the animations, it's the fact it probably reflects the overall quality

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I don't really understand, why do dindus have a facination with eygypt or think they're eygyptian?

I'm not even sure anymore, is this a shoop?

They just had to expand on whatever stuff was already there. The first game wasn't so good but it was very interesting, and with a bit more polish it could've been something incredible. Unfortunately stuff like that doesn't happen in Berenstain.

jews made them believe dei wuz kangz

I can't wait for this game to come out, it's probably the game I'm looking forward to the most this year. Will be fun watching reddit and tumblr try to defend this pile of shit.
Hopefully we get a quick crack so we can see all the fuck ups past the first few hours

They're dumb niggers so that's the only civilization in Africa they know about. They also know that niggers never had anything resembling civilization so they try to do what they know best, steal someone else's shit.

It's the latest ruse to keep black people from realizing they are being conned by the establishment, if they ever realized what they did to them there would be a chimp out of epic proportions.

Only the nose is shopped on and the color was adjusted, other than that it's legit.

Inferiority complex

Because they desperately want to be able to claim that blacks have contributed anything decent to humanity.

Well, they made cheap manual labor.

It's simple
Shepard's story is done after the first game, in game 2 you play as a legit Cerberus operative with the goal of removing parts of the alliance government and fatally weakening Citadel space, probably by starting a major war

And none of that "we're secretly super wealthy with super ships" bullshit that two put in.

But at that point, why not just actually try to contribute something decent to humanity instead of claiming that they wuz kangz n sheeeeeeeit?

:effort:

Because niggers can't. Sage for off topic.

oops

Well, the quills are shopped on as well.
But just look at these things.

They want to sit on their ass and have others do the work for them, for that sweet, sweet self-gratification.

YOUNG MAN

THERE'S NO NEED TO FEEL DOWN

They're not even good at that

Because they would have to accept that blacks really haven't contributed anything positive to the world over the whole of human history.
And also because they're niggers and every nigger knows that it is easier to steal than it is to create

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sharing some OCs

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Aliens made of plastic.

They look like retarded deformed twi'leks.

I keep telling you guys they look exactly like penders fucking abortion of a comic.

YOUNG MAN

PICK YOURSELF OFF THE GROUND

Makes sense seeing that the green ending in me3 allows machines fuck with humans and aliens.

Another day, another cringey animation GIF. My condolences to anyone stupid enough to pirate this shit.

Terra Firma watch out! :DDD

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It's tumblr in space everyone knows it.

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This can't be by accident. In-between this and the firing a gun backwards they either have employees deliberately sabotaging it, or EA is trying to come up with an excuse to finally kill bioware. Somebody needs to edit that webm with the xfiles theme song.

Already confirmed to happen
They're getting dismantled and rolled into some new studio under EA Mobile

To be fair, they did a decent job emulating Egyptians in Nubia.

Humanoid is an efficient body plan, t. xenobiologist.

Source please, how many of the tumblr landwhales will be out of a job?

Another one bites the dust

You can't possibly imagine the sheer idiocy of leftists. This is what happens when you hire people based off racial/gender quotas and chase out anyone you suspect of wrongthink.

EA Worldwide or whatever it's called. They're gonna be making procedurally generated trash using Frostbite, though God knows why EA would task BioWare with something like that considering they've been struggling to do anything decent with Frostbite since they got it.

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windowscentral.com/ea-merges-some-its-game-studios-and-bioware-gets-new-leader

unknown
I suspect it'll happen pretty soon after ME: A releases
as says, they're gonna be doing frostbite shit for some reason

So, expect some Mass Effect mobile shovelware in the future?

Nubians also aren't the same sub-Saharan Africans that most niggers descended from.

Whoever made this, good job, didn't laugh like this in months

They must be really full of themselves to think they did an excellent job, and would actually slap their own names onto this piece of shit.

What the fuck is this animation it's subpar-Gmod quality. Jesus fucking Christ.

I still prefer my rpg dream team.

Will anyone care after Andromeda crashes and burns?

jesus

Other then the Biodrones, not many.

It's no wonder even the biodrones are shitting all over this.

Good lord what the fuck genetic defects produced that family?

That's rude, they're more human than anything bioware made.

I heard info about Sonic Mania was going to come out today, was I lied to?

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Yes, no offical date has been set.

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Did they just grab bums from the street or what?

if they did there'd be more whites.

Shut your mouth, they are part of the master race!

Is Head 3 white?

Even reddit is struggling to defend it

They used their own staff.

I'm sure they were very selective about the bums, Curry Thunder kicking the white ones in the ribs, it's just weird that those ugly ass presets are actually based on scans of humans. You have to go looking for that kind of ugly.

Why do their characters always look sweaty? It actually looks disgusting

No they're all brown.

No, you just go into the Bioware office.

But they're more or less white.

Oh god, they're making another one?!

I'd be willing to bet that at least one of them is of the tribe.

What the hell are they waiting for?

They took inspiration from Curry Thunder obviously. Have you seen the guy?

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What's not to like?

Large portions of this game must have been farmed out to small unknown studios-there's no other explanation for such a radical drop in quality

Where's his coffee mug of white semen?

Where do you see any quality that you'd notice a drop in it?

But it pass quality control apparently. They probably just though kissing the socjus ring would render them immune from criticism

What the fuck is that thing on the Left? Is it Pat for the next Generation?

I dodged a bullet.

You clearly didn't pirate cisquisition.

This is a new studio, this is their first game. They just share the Bioware brand.

The game itself is made by "Bioware Montreal" which as far as I'm aware never existed until this game.

drop in quality from what? Cisquisition? ME3 with the 3 endings and no quest tracking?

But DA:I was made by the "real" BioWare and it's equally shit.

Right here.

Maybe EA saw how good Cup Noodle worked for Squenix and want in on product placement shekels?

Ah, that makes sense then

I meant in comparison to ME 2-I didn't play 3 but I don't remember everyone looking so fucking doofy.

Is there a product called a Pathfinder? A GSP or something?

Does anyone have any gameplay footage? I want to feel the grind.

How hard was it to just rip off these niggas or something?

First BioWare would actually have to get off twitter and play games.

They all have really round faces.

There are three studios, the ones who made the fagfest called Dragon Age and the Mass Effect dudes who made Mass Effect, same studio but very different teams. Basically the straight men and the faggots and women divided in that studio. Then there's the MMO studio that made TORtanic. Finally there's this new startup studio responsible for this turd. They're all called Bioware.

And they all can't model or animate for shit, which leads me to believe they do share staff.

Star Control 2 came out 25 years ago and it's still superior in every single way to a game that came out this month.

There's plenty of things called Pathfinder, like the Nissan Pathfinder for example

Nissan makes shoes right?

Ain't that just fucked?

It's conflicting because I like Shrek.

Is anyone trolling curry in a hurry on twitter?

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this is going to be a fun couple of weeks. Now we are enjoying the "quality" of the game. Soon we'll be enjoying the unprofessional backlash of the devs and journalists.

It's gonna get comf.

MAGIC RHUNES LADDIE

I honestly believe Star Control nailed the space sci-fi setting so well no one since has been able to beat it

video games are just a real life clone

please tell me that's an edit of a chopped and screwed remix of a dialogue scene. It seriously sounds like they took snipits of other conversations and pasted them together

I think it's an issue bigger than that since the issues are so consistent through both games and studios. In big companies like BiowEAre the turnover rate is very high, the animators and so on are exchanged regularly yet they keep getting the same results. The issue must be more systematic with their corporate culture and bad management.

Daily reminder that the Ur-Quan did nothing wrong.

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Looks like a bunch of Lombaxes fucked some twi'leks

Sorry, no can do.

Well, we know that Curry Thunder kept shitting in his designated twitter because he had the blessing of his BioWare bosses, so you might be right when you say it's systemic to bad management.

What I'm really surprised is that EA lets them get away with it considering other franchises and studios that also use Frostbite don't drop the ball, or at least not in terms of animation and modeling.

I wonder if the design for the Kett is based on a rejected design for the Protheans.

dear lord… this dialogue is… it's really something else.

They look so generic it's actually making me physically ill.

The flirts must flow.

Some tranny mocapped that and thought:

I don't think the people writing this talk to regular people all that much.

The tranny thinks its a scifi nerd and a true fan.

BRAVO BETHESDA
BRAVO

How can anyone be this fucking bankrupt creative wise, they're aliens they can be literally anything and all these clowns can make is another "Generic blue alien #5899446538".

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Weren't there jellyfish men in mass effect?

IT'S A FUCKING AYY LMAO WITH A HUMAN FACE, ZERO ORIGINALITY, IT'S UGLY AND IT LOOKS LIKE A WALKING SENTIENT PILE OF BLUE MAN GROUP'S SHIT

This one believes you are correct.

How is he drinking that mug when the handle is blocking his mouth?

Pajeets are the remoras of the workplace.

IT ALL MAKES SENSE

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It looks incredibly boring and the AI looks incredibly stupid.
h t t p s : / / w w w . y o u t u b e . c o m / w a t c h ? v = b - 5 N l _ 2 4 K J A & t = 4 0 1 s

Shit.

Imagine being this much of a retard.

Somwhere in the background. Never to be seen again.

Apparently all this shit we're seeing is after day 1 patch
twitter.com/tibermoon/status/842497096607563776

I have seen that imaged posted over a hundred times here and I still don't understand what the fuck I'm looking at.

A (((woman))) reflecting on the future.

Yes, and they were the best fucking race.
Also had the hottest girls.

The reason why the Holocaust should have happened.

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That's gay.

I'm sure people (not here) will say "but that's because it's a AAA game" but I don't think it's true. This game is the result of poor management and awful hiring practices mostly based on "muh diversity". I hope this will be an example of the things to avoid if a company wants to make something both creative and successfull.

"people will understand that the Kett are the bad guys because of the complex and sharp design, unlike the discount twileks who are the good guys because of the smooth angles"
I'm sure that's how Bioware made those generic aliens.

Their legs are wonky as fuck, it doesn't seem like a logical step in evolution of their "species", if they were more firm like Turians or Quarians yeah but it really looks like they could collapse from their own weight, from the way they're shaped it doesn't look like they can run fast and that leg design is made to go fast.

You're the talking about sodomy, user.

This is even worse than Oblivion. I didn't think that was possible.

This person sounds exactly like some of the whiny faggots that occasionally find their way around these parts.

I can just tell this person browses cuckchan and uses polygon/kotaku

Please let that not be an edit.
That's just too fucking good.

I guess you would recognize a fellow cuckchanner

The biscuit is playing multiplayer on twitch now. The stupid booster pack cash grab crates are back. It looks fucking awful.

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The plot and premise of this game sound like bad fanfiction. Bad fanfiction given a AAA budget.

gay black lancelot be damned. How else to you refer to a man plagued by literal ass cancer?

Is he still crying on twitter that he didn't get a free copy like an entitled baby?

total bald

I think someone's projecting.

Sounds like the person who found DS too hard and got called get gud or git rekt and still feel butthurt about it.

As a Brit I am triggered to levels of trigger that you cannot understand.

(wasted trips)

You hot heads, he was quoting the last post in that image.

"Creepy" is the go to buzzword for neofags, I bet you he's from there.

Shouldn't you guys be making macaroni paintings or whatever its retards do?

Whoops.

Did he? I remember he didn't get around to playing ME3 for some reason.

Purge London, faggot.

I haven't been to cuckchan since the first exodus, I specifically remember how all the yakuza threads would devolve into "lol is dis japanese GTA"

I never said that.
You do realize the image filenames use to be the same format as cuckchan right? You can even use the code to figure out the date when it was first posted here
text =/= memgenerator

wat

IT JUST KEEPS ON GIVING

I know I made a fool of myself, but I distinctly remember a number being appended to the timestamp back when we used halfchan filenames.

The writers are tumblr incarnate. It's the only explanation.

Oh fuck me, m8

H enjoys eating shit and at the same time berates you for not doing so. Needs to be gassed.

that was only if there weer multiple images in the post.

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please tell me potatoniggers don't actually pronounce it like this and this is just a bad impression of their accent

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So what does this mean? All the problems that the day 1 faggots are experiencing aren't getting fixed?

Ironic that he would look down on "creepy porn simulators" when the creators of ME:A themselves called it "softcore porn" (before backpedaling).
lewdgamer.com/2017/02/27/mass-effect-andromeda-softcore-space-porn/

She's Scottish and she licks rocks. The Andromeda initiative was a Citadel funded plan to remove the stupidest people in the galaxy in the most humane way possible.

I don't recall Biscuit being the one to bitch about free copies…

It means we're seeing the results of the day 1 patch already. This IS fixed according to them.

And they're gonna be reassigner/fired before they can even attempt fixing it because ea don't give a fuck.
This masterpiece is here to stay.
Bioware always delivers with games you don't even have to buy to enjoy. DA2, ME3, DAI, Tortanic and now this.

Indeed. While I'm sure the tech team is working on improving the game (mostly the multiplayer part since that's where EA will get most of the money), I doubt they'll patch the campaign before launch.

Only northern tayto niggers like Liam Neeson. Southerner taytos say it normally

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They're gonna fix this trainwreck the same way they "fixed" the ending of ME3. They might even claim artistic integrity.

I hope this finally crashes nuBioWEAr with no survivors.

You think they're going to fix god awful writing, animations, gameplay and god knows what else they fucked up in a day one patch?

Anyone got the webm were the ugly elf of DAI curses like a sailor?

Shills are so desperate that they will defend ME3's endings and claim they won the debate.

I'm still frustrated with all the faggots that insist that the only problem with ME3 was the ending. It was 90+% godawful. Literally the only redeeming qualities were Tali and Garrus.

None, their cancer will spread.

because dey wuz kangz, bigot

Same, especially how they handled the romances, the squadmates from me2 (turning not Kanye into a full blown nigger) and the lack of getting femshep to break joker's pelvis.

What's wrong with you, user?

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Point taken user, but inconsistencies in characters really drive me up the wall.

your avg black person is just as burger as your avg white person and doesn't care about egypt

Jacob was always a sell out faggot with no integrity and lacking a father figure to teach him how to act like a respectable man. His father also tried turning the entire female half of his staff into a personal harem. Jacob muh diking a scientist in the middle of nowhere is totally in character.

Heh, as long as they stay true to their word and vow to never buy anything from Bioware, I am fine with it.

fun fact, this is actually how they cast the voice actors for Infinite Undiscovery. they just went into a train station in Shanghai and approached any white people and asked "can you speak english? would you like to help work on a videogame?"

t. a guy who grew up with the voice actor for Leonid

the ME series sorely needed the option to jettison people out an airlock

Fuck that makes things understandable now. Been a while since I played any of the games, but reading that makes sense on why Jacob turned into a nigger in me3.

Are you going to post that in every thread Holla Forums? This is Holla Forumschan so your butthurt does nothing.

that was a legendarily bad game.

Jesus Christ, Hitler. He was always that way. He was a faggot in ME2. ME3 changed nothing.

Meh it's fine. All they can do is copy us.

NIGGER

I'm not angry, just disappointed.

I feel bad for curry in the hurry. Imagine being him and moving to a country where people don't shit on the street for fun. Tragic!

My mistake user.

I was just curious.

Not good enough. I've vowed to never buy anything published by EA ever again.

How can you make fun of a proud cultural tradition that spans thousands of years of human history?

hes a good question can any of of your ugly manlet humans permanently die

Quit posting RPGCodex memes on Neofag. A news article just credited them as the source of our memes. Whoever you are, you disgust me.

Silly, user, this is freedomofspeechchan or h8chan

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I'm completely lost right now.

Very easily. Squatting to shit in the middle of the road is still less degenerate the the papa new guinea tradition of having children suck off the men to ingest their manhood and warrior spirit.

THEY STOLE CODEX MEMES

I don't think any squad mates can die. It's a true theme park experience with grinding. This should tell you that you have very little impact on the game world.

Who fucking cares, it it keeps the shitty bottom of the barrel normalfag away then I'm fine with it.

I know it was you.

I recently developed the theory that niggers' similarity to animals actually extends to their inability to recognize themselves in a mirror. Like how if you put a mirror in the forest and a gorilla stumbles across it, all it sees is another gorilla challenging it, and it gets angry. Niggers might see themselves but they don't SEE themselves. They see a canvas for decoration with makeup, bling, obscene hairstyles, and tattoos. But they can't recognize their own facial structure and probably couldn't pick an image of themselves out of a lineup without relying on jewelry and decoration visible in the shot. That's why they have such a focus on status symbol stuff and individuality and creative hair, so other niggers will know who they are.

So, as they're totally ignorant of their own facial musculature and bone structure, they actually believe that anyone/everyone else in history with dark skin was also a nigger. And in their "culture," who better to choose to identify with than the most affluent, bling-coated kings and queens?

Normalfags are very welcome to take a tour of the Codex.

Normalfags browsing your codex or whatever the fuck you call it would be a step up.

You're a dead cuck, mufugga.

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I hope he buys the remote control car that doesn't come with the game to really show all of us.

You can do better than that, you're not a bioware writer.

It's like those idiots on the steam forums who were happy to say that they bought multiple copies of NuMale's Sky just to make the haters angry.

My face hurts.

I know. But i just wanted to emulate their greatness.

LMAO!! That was funny, but I'm still getting it. They'll just do an update patch and fix all that stuff. They do that with all games. I don't see why people are trippin just because its happening with this one

Would be more effective if this wasn't a board filled with pasty basement dwellers awaiting their next bucket of tendies.

(You) should have switched IDs goddamnit >:(

Anita?

gg

My face is too tired for that shit

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I'm an oldfag, do the kids actually say "my face is tired" or is biocuck just that retarded?

The answer is yes.

nuBioWEAr is that fucking retarded.

No matter what notes you give back to your boss the game will still be shit faggot.

holy fuck, they're just recycling the scrapped dark energy plot from the original trilogy

just when I though they couldn't get any lazier

k.

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It's still strictly better than what we got last time.

Radical Larry is the best

Negrita

What happened to the Androsynth?

Bro no

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Why do they call him "The Curry Thunder"?

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his farts, probably.

Stay mad, shitskin. Pasty > than poo colored.

(Wasted)

I want newfags to fuck off and stay off.

Are you going to post that same shitty response in every thread Holla Forums?

kek

Wrong species.

Everytime.

You make the worse bait man.

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I hope you niggers are trolling people across the internet. Too much fun to be had.

Eat shit, niglet.

There's no way to win with these retards fam.

Vince McMahon tier walking animations.

It's really like the writers have never had a conversation ever.

She's pretty clearly Scottish, lads.

I'm from NI, we pronounce it nothing like that.

Yeah, and you get one each week if you buy the SUPER DELUXE EDITION.

I was waiting for someone to post this.

Also,

Normalfaggotry is a paradox.

Good one tbh fam.

One each week for 20 weeks, fuck. I see they're selling their own fun buxs for the game too.

Because anything is better than being from Africa.

wew laddos

I really wish the normalfags would move on to a new hobby.

Pretty sure he is shitting on Witcher 3 too.

Wait, am I reading a reply to something about Andromeda? Is it not just a post? I have absolutely no clue how Facebook works. I used it for like two weeks nearly a decade ago before giving up and deleting everything.

Further proof high doses of Marxism make you retarded.

This.
I can't count how many time I've seen people here dismiss Japanese games offhand as "weebshit/weebporn." Whoever that is, he definitely posts here.

It was a comment on KnowYourMeme's FB page mocking Mass Effect Andromeda.

Why not make it "reality" then? :^)

Get yourself ready boys.

That's not what a bingo card looks like user.

Who fucking writes this shit? That dumb bitch who said people can rape in you GTA online?

Mass Effect is not what a video game looks like.

Couldn't think of more than 8 and wanted to keep the grid.

We playing tic tac toe?

meanwhile, in 2003

Touche

We're playing special bingo, much like Andromeda is made by special needs for special needs.

looks like me about five minutes ago, i pressed out a shit that literally was over a foot long

Fucking signed
You see this shit?
This game came out 14 years ago
On a console

Prerendered though, still a solid. You either put out the effort or you don't at the end of the day.

all the cutscenes in SH3 were in-engine

Even if they are prerendered they still use in-game assets.

Possibly. I think there will be some lore connection going by their looks. Some earlier or related version of prothean, or genetically modified type shit. If not, it just makes it even worse.

Pretty sure he called himself that. Was in his bioware profile or twitter or some shit.
Unless he put it in there ironically after the fact.

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They've got goddamn Betty Spaghetti legs

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Not surprised

Notice how none of them are slim and sexual looking like these popular women here
They are all appealing based on facial and eye shape alone, something all of those presets lack
Guess the creators of the game didn't want to ugly shame anyone

Why do I find these arousing.

because they're disney princesses, they're meant to be fappable but also child friendly

it looks like the ket have pocket rocks.
or rock pockets
hard to tell…

I'd spill her spaghetti.

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it's another one from the rpgcodex thread.

This is truly next level work. Bioware have done the impossible and somehow made a completely made up alien races face look and animate in the uncanny valley!

Anyone can potato a human face to look fugly, but it takes true dedication to fuck up completely made up features the human brain has no instinctual recognition of!

Jesus Christ.
Can someone explain how an RPG studio in 20FUCKING17 is worse at modeling faces than an FPS developer in 2004?

It's all about skill and wanting to put the effort in, which the workers at bioware want neither of

this is some next level shit here

My sides are gone man

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So who's going to shop up this mindkiller?

Better source.
Also in the comments

Fuck, wrong reply. Meant for

What did she mean by this?

Made my night.

i think im gonna download all these webms and make a youshit video out of it.

Also, these various Down Syndrome Ryder faces are incredible. This might be a source of Holla Forums reaction images rivaling Tails Got Trolled in quality and quantity.

Or a tranny.

In a word, textures. Funny you should bring up Half-LIfe 2 in particular.

Never sully Jojo with your leftist faggotry again

I mean it, go back to Tumblr and post your ebin duwangs on your jojoblog and post fanart of Jotaro fucking koichi while trans-Josuke masturbates to it all.

La Noire was pretty good at that. Just mocap the whole fucking face and apply it raw in a video format to the face. Instead of mocaping muscles on the face alone. It was perfect and never used anywhere since then.

Also bbb888 nice double id trips, pretty rare.

Nice argument.

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I hate this meme. Someone saw an odd color palette, odd clothes, and muscular men and immediately thought "lmao gey". There is no mention of homosexuality in any of the chapters, and plenty of heterosexual elements.

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Whoa there, user! Remember that all whiteys are saints and no one of em is ever a retard. Nevermind the fact that once all the other races are gone, they will return to killing each other like faggots.

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SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

EA WAS GONNA ROLL ME

I AIN'T THE BRIGHTEST GUY IN THIS PLACE

SHE WAS LOOKIN' KINDA DUMB

WITH HER FINGER OFF HER GUN

AND A BIG BLACK STRIPE ON HER STRANGE FACE

WELL THE REVIEWS START COMIN'

AND THEY DON'T STOP COMIN'

FED TO THE SHARKS AND I HIT THE GROUND STUMBLIN'

DIDN'T MAKE SENSE TO MAKE IT VERY FUN

THE RES GETS GOOD BUT THE GRAPHICS GET DUMB

SO MUCH TO DO SO MUCH TO SEE SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH TAKING SOME SHORTCUTS

YOU'LL NEVER KNOW IF YOU DON'T GO

YOU'LL NEVER SHINE IF YOU DON'T GLOW

HEY NOW YOU'RE BIOWARE, GET YOUR GAME OUT, DON'T PLAY

HEY NOW YOU'RE EA, GET YOUR GAME OUT, GET PAID

AND ALL THAT'S UGLY IS GOLD

ONLY SHOOTING STARS SMASH THE PATRIARCHY

Daily reminder to all that we have a trove of Holla Forums photos, it's literal children and the worst tumblrinas of all kinds.

Multigendered, obese dikes and fedora'd bronies that were left behind by goymergate.

It was far from perfect. You could see during conversations that the actors had no indications, their eyes always look straight forward.

I just edited in the fart noise because the clip looked so dumb as it was, the guy has some weird seizure in the clip when he remembers Ryders dad died two hours ago, check out the youtube video it's even more painful unedited at 10minutes:30seconds..
youtube.com/watch?v=AG2rcic9EXc
Also check out part 3 of this same playthough it's the one I harvested for loads of webms you'll see. It's a goldmine!!!

Check out space pythagoras…

Do they have Super Male Vitality in space?
Imagine if you got to the Golden world and it was inhabited by a bunch of Alex Jones' descendents living of filtered water, survival food and snake oil dietry suppliments. And they were in planetary conflict with a species of gay space frogs and interdimensional pedophile vampires and when you tried to talk to them and broker a peace treaty they rage, tear off their shirt, call you a Globalist and hunt you down with rifles.

fucking Zero Time Dilemma had better pain animations than that

Christ, even a 12 year old game from 2 generations ago has better expressions for its characters. Actually I'm willing to bet that there's a huge chunk of PS2 games that can beat Bioware's pile of garbage. Would be fun to find and post them all.

Why are we not doing this shit with uninhabited islands in the aegean?

This was exactly what was on my mind