Irl im a girl irl girl btw irl way

irl im a girl irl girl btw irl way

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same honestly

I'm not Amy.

repost cause tsuchi is a eager whore

yo so we have a really riling tinychat going atm

pls join

here is the link

tinychat.com/scantastic

tinychat.com/scantastic

tinychat.com/scantastic

he was talking about sabrina

I don't know. I guess you'd have to ask him.

You called him "Amy".

Yeah but right for each other is a different thing

Does the channel stay up when I leave?

yea

Yeah, that's the catch...

clearly i dont know what i mtalking about then tsuchi

go back to your dead dad's grave

Sweet, off to bed with me.

I was on the phone with him like three hours ago.

Oh well. My ultimate goal isn't selfish so if it involves me letting go then that's fine

How's everything else going?

Where did everyone disappear to?

TC I think.

Alright. I'm in training in my new job so we'll see if I can keep myself together when I actually start doing the job

It's only TP, some young looking guy, and some normal looking guy

They were sucked into a black hole.
A black hole known as Cupcakes'' asshole.

We should hold a funeral, they'll never escape

cato what the fuck

I bet you'll do great. Mind if I ask what sort of work it is?


Hm. No clue then.

Insurance claims adjuster

I just love the sound of your voice


I like the cupcake theoty

Whole worlds have fallen to the maw that is Cupcakes' asshole.
We could've stopped and saved ourselves.
Now it's too late.
One by one we'll be devoured until nothing remains.

That sounds like it's going to take a lot of patience and brain power. I'm out.

But you've got a good head on your shoulders. I bet you do fine.


Oooh boy.

DURR DURR WHAT IS UP WITH THE ARTIST

vocaroo.com/i/s17jEfEjTFJp

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Kill yourself.

I don't know, I'm really nervous

im the young looking guy
do you think im kawaii :3

By what method ?

Mass shooting.

I think I'm the only person in the south that does not own a gun

wat is going on?

based ian would you like to cam with based boo and based free and i

or are you kinda past that?

Boy!

11:18 PM - Spooky: im so heckin bored

Borrow your dads.
Then shoot up a tranny clinic.
And take back hatred of queers from the Muslims and say you're a part of Westboro Baptist Church.

I think my family is the only family in the south that does not own a gun*
I fixed it for you, but that's not a bad way to go out honestly

I miss the days where you could go on a fag bashing and people would say it's for Jesus, not Allah.

You're sure to make some mistakes, but I hope you won't get discouraged. You're a smart guy.

@desu wanna cam

I'm sure there's some places where you still could

I don't own one

Getting discouraged is kinda my thing

I offer my encouragement for what it's worth! Offering it right through the screen at ya!

I appreciate it. This is why I've liked you for a long time

I had dindin and watched animes for once and now I feel sleepy

Can I brush your teeth

Work was busy as fuck and now there are assholes all over town blasting their music loud as fuck
Theres like 5000 extra people here dude like i saw at least 20 just walking down the street just alking or biking
theres so many fucking people it makes me nervous as hell
still
I don't have the anxiousness of having to work today anymore because that shits behind me
I think things will look up the next few days

You're home now and had a productive day I'm proud of you bard

All I know is that, based on our talks, you've always seemed like a very intelligent and capable person. I totally understand why you'd be nervous about starting a new job with so much responsibility, but I honestly believe in you.

why is everyone disrespecting the power that is freeman

like what the fuck

testing

the worst part about tootbhrushing is arm getting tired

I tried electric tootbrush but that was awkward and too noisy

@brad cam up

shutup jesus christ

I've been really needing to hear something like that all day....
Thank you desu that's so very kind of you T_T

oh cool you can use that browser on this site too
thank you /g/

What kind of tooth brushing are you doing that makes your arm hurt ?

@bebop

can you please stop making underage posters feel uncomfortable?

You're welcome bard, you work very hard and are probably underappreciated but it doesn't go unnoticed

when you push the toothbrush in and out of your mouth across the teeth

Bard get into the fucking tinychats

Neru aslo get in the thinychats

..do your gums bleed when you use that much force ?

I dont know how to repsond why are you doing this to me...

i prefer to make underage posters feel comfortable

To let you know your hard work and sacrifice does not go unnoticed and I'm proud of you

just got home from work dude im beat
still havent even showered
Im only here right now because I was looking for somebody but I dont see them

...

I tried once wayback but they seemed kindof dumb and stuffs


Ido not even use force but it gets tiring

...

Do you have weak arms or brush for more than 60 seconds...?

Class act there

/g/ has a vape guide

I brush for like 20-30 seconds in each direction

How the heck does your arm get tired from that !?

;~;

I miss you


neru pls

you try shaking your arm in a restricted area for 1-2 minutes and see how tired you get

I brush my teeth too...

WELL youmust clearly either have superhuman strength or do it differently

Who the fuck doesn't?

...

I guess..

scarlet

I too was tricked into mimicing toothbrushing in a game once

...

Boo just wants some neenees, man.

i said i was going to go play videogames cuck

@desu

Link me the tc I think I migth know how to get my mic working
@tp

tinychat.com/scantastic

when you have used an alarm tune for years like your high school years and you later listen to it again and you just feel the OHNO wash over you like youhave to get up and stop sleeping and oh no

?

...

Thread is dead

Much like our marriage.

Maybe you should put on some pants and do the damn dishes then.

Faggot

in factt I will go tootbhrush right now

...

...

Pants are for SLAVES TO SOCIETY.

...

You called?

whats going on thread

No but I can

real posters are in tinychat

So call me maybe?

come tc with us boi

ok let me find my phone

WAIT BARD IS IN TC???

I don't know..

ok

yeah

I missed the days when everyone would yell angrily that "TINYCHATS ARE KILLING THE COMMUNITY!!!11!!!!".

-ed

Hey you

tinychats are killing the community

sup

me too

We don't talk much anymore

true

...

Is that whole thing behind us now? Because I did enjoy posting back and forth.

lulu buffs when

Is that the squishy purple loli you always play

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this is still pretty creepy tbh.

all the way to challenjour

oook is bedtim nana

nene

She's not ryze tier.

O-oh, alright. Nevermind then. I won't bother you.

I'm pretty triggered that you never called me.

@mordin

do you get off at being the biggest slut in threads?

what is your end game exactly

I forgot hold on

Me: NICE!

Desu: yeah dude

end of call

I needed that

Fucking never hopefully

I do my best

be nice to desu san

youtube.com/watch?v=2sYTE4rEccM

I'm sorry I hung up on you.

i am so bored

It's ok

He was very rude

Do not eat 4 tacos, 2 burritos, and a whole bole of beans with hot sauce and cheese just because your friends dare you do do it.

You will suffer the wrath of the fucking 9th hell in your ass.

I would never hang up on you.

Then call me on skype

Just look at what shes wearing! she was totally asking for it.

bitch boy


shut up

I would never ask you to shut up.

My microphone is on fire and my dog ate it.

I'm so proud of you

I was telling not asking.

Why are you lying to me gatorboy

Thanks babe

I would never tell you to shut up.

Because I don't want to start up skype. I hope I forget my skype password.

Call me on discord

...

you all are dumb

except mordin because he posts cute pictures

But Mordin is dating Soto.

Suck an elephant dick cato

Cato you are hopelessly awkward

pfft

Same thing happens after a n ight w/me

You are all correct

...

I'm so happy!

I'll think about it.

That is incorrect.

He told me himself.

Some friend you are...

time to play reaper

It's not true! He is just bullying me.

Bad friend?

Very

hi mordin

But I am hopelessly awkward, so it doesn't count

don't miss your shot at love.

...

I'll make it up to you.

Hi.

Why not?

I'll live.

How so ?

By talking to you some other time.

I donno, things and stuff

So that's what you call it now..

i want to be this cat

Those are my favourite! Things AND stuff!

Stop calling me gatorboy.

Wanna have skype sex later

what about just the tings?

the stiff might be a little hard to come by

Absolutely not.

You don't have the stuff?

unlikely

Too late for that

...What?

only a little of the stuff, I am mostly stuck with the things right now

I still have the videos you sent me

They say small things go a long way.

I told you to delete them!

ehm I have no idea what I'm doing

especially right now

Getting self-conscious ?

fufufu~

I am probably the most drunk I have ever been, and I guess that's pretty lame

at least I am keeping the typing together

Don't forget to drink a lot of water before bed.

...

I also messaged Cato on Facebook and told him to drink water so hopefully he follows my advice

I dont even know anymore, really

hellloooo threadsama

Go do it right now if at all possible.
If you're having trouble, maybe it's time to start thinking about bed also. Take care of yourself!

Wanna play overwatch

why dont you ever message ME on facebook

Why did you ask this in both places?

Wanna be facebook friends bort

why not

...

I don't really ever message anyone on Facebook.

yes
facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002092447980

I am just gonna clean because I feel kinda bad for letting my apartment get this messy and I feel kinda bad for forgetting my keys a few hours ago

he's still out at the bar, and probably will be for another hour or two, so all is good

Be safe.

youtube.com/watch?v=s3bRl5fx8Eo

sent

katy perry is fucking based imo

I am the safest!

Are you a grown ass man pretending to have the tastes of a pre-pubescent girl, a la Doots?

kinda sad that cato just showed up

to cyber mordin

like dude get real

i happen to like katy perry

sue me

Ironically or unironically liking Katy Perry?

i actually like katy perry

unironicallly

Waking up in cold sweats is cool

I can't fuucking see

turn on the fucking light

Don't blow your load on your own face then.

tfw grim and i will never marry and adobt a little person needing life

My eyes burn

Turn on my fucking light

NO
GO TO BED COLBEAR


oH MY GOD DID YOU REALLY JIZZ IN YOUR OWN EYES

Which one would be the dad and which one would be the mom?

Chlorine

I feel like we've had this conversation about eyedrops before

so good at games i feel like if i stream i'd get banned for cheating

i'm just a soundwhore guys..

SWIMMING POOLS ARE THE WORST

but polluted rivers/lakes arent that much worse

You've gone full Desu.
There's no redemption possible at this point.

I own eyedrops.

NANI ?!

I used to soundwhore so much in the blops 1 days

shit was lit
running ghost pro
hacker pro
and one other
I think it was sleight of hand or quickdraw

sore, etc.

but they dont help or something?
idr

He calls me on my cellphone like 10 times a day.

nani nani

I almost pity you.

I can't find them

rip ban

sleep or stay up thread?

skype update lets whoever you call rat you wtf lmao


yee CoD was the real soundwhoring days. got my parents to buy me a special headset just for it

dude michelle obama fucking killed ir

been a while since I've passed out while drinking.

I need no such thing

I died in runescape today

my life is over

btrdjtyfjfukufkuf

Now where did the bad man/Desu touch you at?

my butt

yeah basically

how are you feeling bernsa

head hurts a little, but I'm fine otherwise. how are you, boo?

...

a little tired and dizzy
cant decide whether to stay up or sleep
drank too much last night buddy?

it would appear as though I did. I don't really remember what happened, I just know I woke up a little bit ago.

also maybe you should go to bed.

im really lazy when it comes to going to bed
what were you drinking on and why?

vodka and lemonade.

and because I'm a borderline alcoholic.

...

thank god theres no terrible word like that for someone whos addicted to weed

do you work?

it's kinda funny that the two people who ironically post for trump (boo and scarlet) not only have never voted in a presidential election nor had a job

I still manage to avoid drinking on work days.

yes. which is why I'm not a full on alcoholic yet.

what do you work at my friend?
you know im gonna be a biologist?

biologist huh. that sounds pretty fun.

I just do boring office drone stuff.

feels bad man
howd you end up with that crap?

im drunk too

my dad works there too. helped me get the job. it's just paying the bills, which is all I really care about.

right now I'm just a little hungover. I'll be drunk again later today though.

I'm more baffled at why it's always internet trannies that don't really exist in reality that support Trump.
Trump's entire voter base hates fags and trannies so it just baffles me.

this is just my opinion

cuppers no one died get a fucking grip

kinda over it

Drink more

hey whatever you can use to your advantage my friend
capitalizing you know
im ver tired =w=

ask smiles dude

got me

...

wow thanks tp

later, later. I've learned the hard way that drinking with a headache is bad news.

go to bed, boo

it costs one(1) nude(s) to send me to bed

I was not asking

stay up then. I couldn't care less if you actually go to bed or not.

and I'm not drinking until my head feels better.

Take a shot.

...

it's like holy shit

i've never see so many i'm going to kill myself threats

calm down cuppers

your gay boyfriend railed you huh?

drinking makes your head feel better

...

this has not been the case in the past.

you'll pass out eventually anyway.

Nah.
Cupcake has a straight boyfriend because he's a girl, you bigot.

I forgot I was playing and started doing other stuff.

thank you tsuchi

np gimpy-sama

...

calm down dude based cuppers deserves a bit more class

Well in your case it's drinking something a lot more white than most if not any type of normal drink

I don't think Cupcake even thinks of himself with any aspect of "class".

he should

lewd

Then treat him like a classy lady.

It's obviously completely pure for me to give you said "drink" so it's chill. Not lewd at all

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