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No u.

this is cancerous tbh fam

do they still try to make threads on 4chan?

lexi gave me a few of her pictures actually. but most I saved from archives.

The protests only make me harder.

I hope you like that video

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speak of the devil

Yes

I go idle in the chat sometimes though*
there

manaka made archives quit and cry

true story

then manaka quit

and made grim cry when he came back

can't make this shit up

About as much as you like my waifu

its not like ban and grim arent super easy to make cry fam

I think Manaka quit again because of that, honestly.

I like everything

I like you

boo is right. ban is a baby.

I never said I was quitting and I never cried.

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vroom

why are you even there lol

you're like the 10th desu

dude did you see grim break down when manaka dicked him though?

like i mean come on dude what were you expecting

dude is rides a fucking moped

you left or something

whatever it's old news

Why are any of us in any internet community ?

I probably would of felt worse if I didn't get quick rebounds.

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Back from sad videogame.
What did I miss?

kinda jelly i guess

grim never gives me the homo obsession attention he gives manaka, luka or bc

We should watch the animes together so you can redo that

but like you are like a cockroach

where did you even come from?

like fucking /tf/ with mordin and that russian guy who people hate

orly? with based lexy?

I might be slightly guilty.

a cockroach is probably desu's spirit animal
that would be a really good tier list
posters and their spirit animal

But none of those girls are gonna be in the animes

Just the ones with silly hats

getting kinda drunk now

I am nowhere and everywhere at the same time

But literally all of the relevant ones are, even Reisen

Tp my post is in the other thread and I'm not reposting it

Just 5 eps?

Good idea.
I think yours would be one of those honey badgers. Cute, small and mad as fuck and attacks everything within radius till a bloody mess.

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Well it's up to 7 now but the most recent was just released on monday and has yet to be subbed so 6.. They're only 15 minutes each

I'd join you, but I have had my fill last week. Was a mates bday, drank and drank, I got out of hand, drank so much, ended up drinking with tramps... I still cringe to this day.

What losers

Either go sober or go HARD

We can totally watch those

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lexy does neenee everyone though

kinda setting youself up for heartbreak

where's stocking when you need him

oh well

yeah reposting is such tryhard manuvering

dude what made you lose control of your life

i want to know

true story. one time i was coming back from a store and like this mexican dude was just like sitting on the curb openly and i helped him get out of there

and also took his 40

Don't expect to watch 7, I saw it and read a loose translation of it on /jp/ and it's literally

a series of unfortunate events.

They aren't capable of breaking my heart.

Specially since I'm on a phone

you seem to be going down the rabbit hole bro

it might help to talk about it, no?

talking about it doesn't seem to help. drinking does.

I'm working on it

Kayyyy

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I'm playing the long game.

Did you want to now or tomorrow ?
Why are you still up mister you had a busy day :c

What's a 40?
And that ain't so cringeworthy.

A 40 oz bottle of malt liquor

I'm rolling my eyes very hard right now.

A 40 oz can/bottle of nigger malt liquor.

Gotta be up in 6 hrs for another run, I dunno

My room is nearly fucking bare

I have nowhere to put my babies

this is horrible

You must go to sleep then !

Your babies can STARVE

But poker

Go to sleep F O R E V E R.

Oh jesus fuck that's unhinged.

yeah i get it

you fucked they before

cheap fuck tbh

why even lol

eh man you're probably still in shock

even the worst tragedies i've experienced i can joke about now

wat

a 40 ounce of malt liquor

i enjoy them thoroughly

They don't eat

but they do need to be dusted once in a while

They're like 15ish% ABV.

Well, I feel a little better, at least I didn't almost steal homeless guy liqour.

Obligatory.

kinda want to get a life union with grim and adopt luka

I'll just keep drinking just in case.

Was V the one with Ein/Zwei?

Yes

Ick.
I can't drink anything straight.
I'm not a fan of whiskey, really.
Or vodka.

Rum is best for me.

most likely i'll still be here if you want to talk

too many "just"

But nothing master, you must sleep or you'll do poorly in your run..

what a sweetheart.

is this memes?

Yoshimitsu was the best in that one.

and i fucking make fun of people on here blogging about there problems

but i think you need some fucking life problem blogs bro

it feels good when done right

uh huh

Ja
Oyasumi

literally everyone here thinks he is dating lexy

Sweet dreams
Daisuki

:^)

My laptop is broken

what I need is more alcohol.

are you a meme

Damn.
I really am special.

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just like everyone else

I'm not and I won't be,

it's true

ouch

so are both of mine

get it

wanna tiny later?

Why would you not just play it elsewhere so you don't have this problem?

I was just thinking because I was reading a friend's conversation.

but if everyone is then no one is

Yeah I lost a couple good folders I never backed up with it too

i wasn't quite sure what i posted and let it ride

not complaining

it's a great album

perhaps.

I don't have a webcam though.

just saying.

wow nice job user

remember when we dated for that one day?

kinda miss that

thank you i try my best

the effort is appreciated

Fair enough.

remember when we were supposed to erp for a banner

You were the first person to ever take all of my dick.

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Bye guys
Don't forget that I love you all

thank and goodbye

see ya

i have the cap

too bad banners died

o-oh my x///x

bye neko

Spirit animal shitposter list.

Boo - Nasty Ass Honey Badger

Desu - Cock. Not cockroach. Just a cock.

Grim - Lion Tailed Macaque (a dumb looking monkey from India)

TP - Alcohol soaked toilet paper

Subtle -

Cupcake -

Ikt - A fucking horse (Nigga, you came from pones)

Erin - Polar bear (haha, get it?)

(reserved for lewdest poster) - Stick insect, because they fuck for 4 days straight. IN THE MISSIONARY POSITION

SCANNER - Kakapo, a stupid fucking parrot that can't even fly. Google it. It is really fucking retarded.

I would go with this if you weren't a failure @ life

gotta have both sides working to support luka

Who are you again? Generic "kitty" poster number 5?

holy shit I found my first phone

and it has the sd card still in it

rerolling for hyena or cheeta

NANI

this is my spirit animal

roll dice, you cheesy slut.
1d 20 sides

my spirit animal is liz lemon.

You may have missed one .

nah just make me hyena

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i've always loved hyena's cause they're scavengers and kinda a bitch

but in a pack they're hella powerful

okay. what do you want?

I dunno what that '.' stands for.

Just copy and paste the list, replace the offending statement and said you came up with it.

I barely know anyone here due to bad memory anyway. I'm just trying to come up with the most scathing shit possible.

too much effourt

Try "ban" or "archives"

Rin - Demon Maid (Rem)

Asian Black Bear?

Yep

Dunno what that meant, googled it up and this is what I came up with

What is that bear called?
It has mickey mouse ears. :3

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Tea.

Good choice.

*slap*

I don't have any.

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Oh hey Ban!
I THINK I remember you.
Things are hazy, what did we used to do together? Or did we not talk much?

ohjesusfuckwhydoihavetodotheheavylifting.mp3

Semen Demon.

buy me some.

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what am I, made of money?

hi luka

We never really talked.

I meant to type something "witty" there but hell.

SPIRIT ANIMALS ARE FOR GUIDANCE
NOT FOR LEWDING.

Tea literally does grow on (plants).

a blank post from you is about as witty as anything you usually post.

as a guy who pretends to be a girl on the internet

why is more cute to say you drink tea than beer

i mean even tea guy says he's a guy

why not just roleplay about snorting anti-ds

I WAS GOING TO SAY:
But then I hit submit after choosing an image.
Fuck you.
I'm gonna go drink.

so go get some.

about fucking time. drink fast and catch up.

asian black bear

I am a good choice

I just hate the taste of beer.

Teas can be nice, depending.
Fuck orange pekoe.

Get it for me.

I choose you.

even though tsuchi doesn't like me that much i still think he is my favourite poster

i agree with his posts to a favourable degree and like smiles is giving up that dyke puss to him so he must be p based

going outside isn't really a thing I do.

I AM FINISHING EATING MY GRILLED CHICKEN SALAD.
AS IN SALAD WITH GRILLED CHICKEN ADDED.
NOT CHICKEN SALAD.

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Then give me head pats.
Since apparently that's all you're good for.

That and hugs.

Ok, I'll redo everything and I'll be nice this time. *sigh*
Ban - A perturbed housecat

Boo - Nasty Ass Honey Badger

Desu - 'NANI~'

Grim - Black Asian Bear

TP - Hyena

Subtle - (Dunno, need help)

Cupcake - (Same, don't know him well enough.)

Ikt - Shetland Pony

Erin - Polar bear

(reserved for lewdest poster) - Stick insect, because they fuck for 4 days straight. IN THE MISSIONARY POSITION

SCANNER - Kakapo, a stupid fucking parrot that can't even fly. Google it. It is really fucking retarded.

Rin - Demon Maid totally not for lewding. Not a semen demon.

Everyone is totally SS+ Tier now because I also said so and this is the most definitive list ever pls don't steal.

i just threw away all my tea a couple weeks ago

i was like why do i even have this shit

for guests?

you never fucking have guests

fine whatever see if I care. -headpats-

scanner you fuck I literally told you up here

Because people on the internet get their conception of what a woman is from anime and bad stereotypes.

T^T
I would say 'pls more' but that's too creepy for me right now.

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I have literally been shitting my intestines out for the majority of the day so I really don't want to tempt it.

Just a bit

Who are you again?
People keep changing names!

FUCKING GODDAMNIT I FORGOT OK?
I'm retarded! I'll do it in new thread! I can't keep reposting the same shit... or can I?

then you shouldn't eat any meat at all. and perhaps go to the hospital.

you can and you will. fix it right now.

now that's a spirit animal list that i can support

I choose me too

I just had diarrhea for some reason and chugged a bottle of pepto throughout the day.
Fine now.

I have literally never changed my name

You should have just put (Rem) like I said.

But I'll take it.

I have guests.
None of my guests drink tea.

Does that count?
Is that a drink?

Pokemon, gotta catch 'em all.

Nobody know you Colbs.
N O B O D Y

then don't exaggerate and use the word "literally" wrong.

shit's just weird fam

Like shit man, what the fuck?

OH! Yeah, Colbs, was it?
Yeah don't worry, I got you covered.

this shit was from 09

she was from Alberta
crazy fucking bitch

any excuse to drink. that's my motto.

FUCK POKEMON GO

Like I know you! But I didn't know what YtSe meant so yeah!

TP-Breeze

I HAVE USED ONE NAME/TRIPCODE COMBINATION

FOR YEARS

UNCEASINGLY

YOU FUCK

Ikt- shetland pony

fucking lost it

Just my - totally accurate - opinion.

I abuse the word "literally" more than niggers abuse your asshole.

Ban - A perturbed housecat

Boo - Nasty Ass Honey Badger

Desu - 'NANI~'

Grim - Black Asian Bear

TP - Hyena

Subtle - (Dunno, need help)

Cupcake - Liz Lemon

Ikt - Shetland Pony

Erin - Polar bear

(reserved for lewdest poster) - Stick insect, because they fuck for 4 days straight. IN THE MISSIONARY POSITION

SCANNER - Kakapo, a stupid fucking parrot that can't even fly. Google it. It is really fucking retarded.

Rin - Demon Maid totally not for lewding. Not a semen demon.

Colbs - Doesn't need a spirit animal cuz he isn't an insecure faggot.

Everyone is totally SS+ Tier now because I also said so and this is the most definitive list ever pls don't steal.

so, once?

much better.

eh i think you're just being too millenial and trying to define other millenials

I demand to be on the bandwagon as well.

You're an alcoholic.

Pokemon Go?
More like
Pokemon >>>/go/ fuck yourself.

wow rin you really figured that puzzler out

Why am I a house cat though?

because you always end up on all fours.

cause rawr amirite

I just meant,
it's tearing this relationship apart.

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don't make me choose between you and alcohol because the choice will not be a difficult one.

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rawr xD

@ban

he basically called you that basic cat that will always be there when you get back from stroking other cats

kinda accurate tbh

I JUST FORGOT MY MUSIC WAS CRANKED WAY UP AND STARTED PLAYING A GAME AND FOR A FULL, LIKE, 5 SECONDS I THOUGHT I WAS DYING.

My love, my love, my love
is your drug.

luka pls go and stay go

you have no idea how much I wish your gif was accurate, but sadly only white people so far.

Ok, I... may have blanked your trip out for years...
or I dunno, I just never glued 'Colbs' with 'YtSe' throughout my drunken benders.

I'm sorry!

Great, now I have actually remember our conversations to come up with something!

I said playing a game.
I meant to say playing music.

But that's close enough.

alcohol is my drug. sorry.

*Snuggles warmly and safely*

I think you're just a bully.

You might have a point, and I could totally be wrong.

I try not to judge, but it's hard not to when they are trying to copy the anime stutter among other things.
I might just have lost the ability to tell when they are being serious and being ironic.

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Because you posted that picture.

You know I don't fucking know anyone because of alcohol abuse and that I don't post much here...

Go shoot up a tranny clinic.
You'll do the world a favor and get rewarded: sent to prison full of desperate orangutans where you'll be the only >girl there.

how does that work with my degeneracy, again?

OH SHIT! OF COURSE! FUCKING AMERICAN EAGLE

I can't handle the struggle snuggles.

but I love trannies.

-hugs you from behind-

I'll take it.

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If you're not sure what your spirit animal is, just claim this dancing frog.

Wh-what anime st-stutter!?
I d-don't anime st-stutter!

Wh-why would you s-s-suggest such a thing!?

You like to bully people because it makes you hard.
You like being bullied because it makes you hard.

Now I know why I hate you.

that doesn't even make sense. surely I like one or the other.

right, because it can be boiled down to a single reason.

FUCK THAT FROG AND ITS SLEEP BULLSHIT

that is entirely possible

so how was your day?

i would have thought you more of a newt

Ban - A perturbed housecat
Boo - Nasty Ass Honey Badger
Desu - 'NANI~'
Grim - Black Asian Bear
TP - Hyena
Subtle - (Dunno, need help)
Cupcake - (Same, don't know him well enough.)
Ikt - Shetland Pony
Erin - Polar bear
(reserved for lewdest poster) - Stick insect, because they fuck for 4 days straight. IN THE MISSIONARY POSITION
SCANNER - (Now you have to come up with something retarded for me, because it is only fair I made this retarded list for you)
Rin - Demon Maid totally not for lewding. Not a semen demon.
Colbs - American eagle

I swear if I have to make this list one more time...

My spirit animal is Hermann Göring.

(Forgot to save edits)
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

so based though

can i be like a bald eagle

How do you mean?

Change that "totally not for lewding. Not a semen demon." to "(Rem)" while you're fixing it.

Something tells me you've have stressful encounters with this frog.

Howling wolf mouse, actually.

nah hyena is definitely my spirit animal

since like year 8

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>=C

I mean how I say.

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Fuck it, I've got a better idea.

SCANNER'S Comprehensive tier list.

SS* Tier posters
Everyone

Z Tier posters
Everyone else

High as fuck and watching camgirls after crying for like 2 days straight, what's up with you guys?

Heh heh heh.

I have 300 gold to use to make two versions of the same item.

One is 50 gold the other is 25 gold, and ideally I have some of both.

The 25 gold is easier to use, but the 50 gold has better effects.

Someone good at maths tell me how many I should do.

4 and 4?
3 and 6?
2 and 8?

I was saying both were true.

Hey there Bloodchan.
How are you?

Konichiiwa Sempai Rin!
Sugio sugio

Decent.
Mostly just work and chores around the home.

speaking of mice

check out this fucking channel

youtube.com/user/CreekValleyCritters

there's some real reporting going on

smiles my week was a nightmare and i'm so glad it's over

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To clarify, they're used to enhance necromancy spells, the 25 gives +1d6 negative energy damage, the 50 gives +2d6 negative energy damage, and can only be used with spells of at least second level.

I'm th-the best you know!
So a-amazing at everything I d-do!

I'm pr-practically a god!

-squeezes-

You're better than this.

A true classic

Not that, that's for sure

You should def go to Disneyland tomorrow though. Getting out of the house should do you good

So FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Envious of you. I wish I was high as fuck and watching camgirls. You know what you should watch? Crying camgirls.

It is with that gif which makes all the annoying retcons worth it.

shhhiiiiieeeeet

Annnd just bought FF V's Android port.
Time to replay this shit.

FUCK I SHOULD HAVE TRIPLE STUTTERED GOD LIKE A TRUE FAGGOT!
I HAVE COMMIT DISHONOR!

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It would do some good to get out. I wonder if I can sneak edibles into the park...

Didn't you see?
My newest list is the updated and bestest version.

So cute I could cry. The tiny little babieeeeees.

Froggies gonna frog, Colby. Don't playa hate.

Nigger just use an emulator what are you doing

oh shit based free is up in this b

Undoubtedly. Just bring a lunch box and put the edibles in a ziploc.

/me hates

You just gave up.
Weak.

Are you good with coming up with names?

Don't shit on tactics though.
That shit was good.

You have committed fuckboy fraud and 2 counts of cockblocking. What do you have to say in your defense?

Actually I lied this is the best track

It's only played in one fight so I forgot about it

What's your plan for the weekend, love?
Wanna share what happened in your week?

How are you bloodchan.

I'm better than you~

It's like $10.
I've already played/owned the GBA version and the Android/iOS versions are just remasters of the GBA ones with fancier graphics.

Why does Smiles take forever to respond?

I think smuggling it in a hidden compartment in my Disney Pin bag should suffice

yeah man like i've been watching on and off this channel for awhile but recently two of the whore mice had babies and it's just so cute

it was actually an accident if you go through the videos

one of her male mice was dying and she wanted him to have a good time with teh ladies and didn't expect him to like knock up three mice lol

I'm sleepy..

Wow what a waste of money

I mean yeah, that works too I guess

Just be careful and have fun

Your honor, I plead faggotry.

see
I realize now my sins.
Please forvige me, snapie.

Ahhh, someone will pick up where I left up and get all the glory.

I can't be taking all the (you)'s, can I?

Colored person time.
Look it up.

Yes.
You can.

Hah.
Funny joke.

You shall be fined 10 (You)s and I sentence you to 2 month of community healslutting.

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You're a hoot, Colbs.

Hm...maybe? What are you trying to name?

Reminds me of that guinea pig or whatever it was over in England. He was in a petting zoo, and one weekend he got out of his enclosure and into the female one. Knocked 'em ALL up.

uguu

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It may be my only way to enjoy the park anxiety free right now

i plan to do absolutely nothing love

and laundry

Realtalk though, I'm legit a certified irl heal slut.

My DnD character for tomorrow.

She's a necromancer, and her first name is Ciaran.
I need a family name.

Well, I don't -need- one, I want one.
But I can't come up with one that flows nicely with it.

Ciaran roughly means "little dark" or something to that effect.

I'm doing other things

Why not go to bed?

You were close to being truly "sugio"

Sounds like a perfect weekend.

A waste does not necessarily imply a minimum amount, faggot

I read that as hot at first. I need help. Mostly from you.

If it works, man. I honestly think weed will become an accepted part of normal culture in the next few years

You're playing D&D as Loco?

that's kinda what it sounded like

like i asked the channel owner if she's going to keep them all

she's crazy af

gonna keep watching though

i had hella rodents growing up and the only reason mice are pests are cause like dirty irresponsible people

I truly regret the dishonor I brought upon my name.
I must reclaim honor the only way I know how.
By committing Sudoku.

Is that actually his name? Lol

I'm in bed now.. -snugs you like a blanket- nini

IT WAS APPARENTLY $16 BUT STILL, IT'S LIKE THE PRICE OF A BOTTLE OF WINE OR A 12 PACK.

is there gonna be a friday night tinychat

But now there is more posters!
And I'd have to put in more and more work in!

Clearly it isn't worth it to be top of list and Best Boy with most yous.

<

Realtalk?
I've turned into bratty healslut.
You know the one, 'Without me you'd be dead', 'Well I guess I'll have to pick support because you retards need babysitting', 'I bet you can't even carry the game, baka'

yeah like next weekend i have to go out of town so i'm going to get thoroughly drunk tonight and like sleep all day tomorrow

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goodnight, scan-scan~

Fuck off, I'm going to bed soon.
You make it.

Are we ever not going to have a thread thread?

Nini Ikky

It's like having a fresh pizza sitting at home and being like "You know what? I want to go to Pizza Hut", throwing the pizza away and then going to get another for no reason

lol just link scoots channel

actually his sucks

no youtube

Whatever you say, Scans.

I mean, actually irl.
I am a first aider.
I am, legitimately, an emergency healslut.

I don't know if this is very good or what you're looking for, but "Belacqua" immediately came to mind.

Aren't you sweet on someone though? :3

Mice are adorable. If I wasn't so lazy, I'd get a few, or maybe a rat. But I know I'd hate cleaning their pen all the time, you know?

Don't be a broke ass nigga.
It's $16 and I will probably play it in class or on the train.

tinychat.com/scantastic

I don't even know his channel.
I ain't camming though. Ya dumbasses.

Does it have a meaning?

I kind of like how it flows.

at my old job there was someone with a pet rat who paid as much to visit it as those who had dogs

and i got to visit it

that rat was fucking cool

they're smart af

Canadian healslut?

Kinda but our official status is up in the air so

Rich people don't get rich by wasting money

all cucks

all of you

Yes.

Thought I hope to never have to use my first aid training.

Oh wow!
Amazing!

I did a bit of first aid but never picked up the certificate.

Don't be a goddamn kike.
Be proud of your Germanic heritage.

Yeah, that would be nice

unless you were a career healslut

sabrina is only kinda a cuck to her credit

tinychat.com/scantastic

My last employer wanted me to have my cert, and it was free so I was like "why not?"

If you're a professional healslut and never use it, are you really a professional healslut?

what did they mean by this?

I'm glad you like it! It's one of my favorite names.♥

Yeah I dunno about that. I want it to.

Welp, time for me to get ready for bed.

Good night, threaders.
Thanks again, Sabs. ♥♥♥

could be worse, you could not even know anything about healing

Sleep well, Rin

do u play overwatch

You're very welcome. Please let me know how it turns out. Good night, dear.

Fingers crossed. You both deserve to be happy.

amy why does tp think that youre just trying to feel better about yourself by taking care of all the society rejects here?

why does he think youre too lonely/low to move up to anybody else?

New.

yo so we have a really riling tinychat going atm

pls join

here is the link

tinychat.com/scantastic
tinychat.com/scantastic
tinychat.com/scantastic