OH NO NO NO NO
But progressiveness and diversity is winning, gaiz!
Except when it's not capeshit or Star Wars, weird. Almost like those would be successful either way. Really gives your noggin a joggin'.
OH NO NO NO NO
But progressiveness and diversity is winning, gaiz!
Except when it's not capeshit or Star Wars, weird. Almost like those would be successful either way. Really gives your noggin a joggin'.
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a star who is clearly more than up to the task even though she is shit in the movie
Oscar winner to vidyashit bombo
Stop trying to make vidyashit into movies. Vidya gets the absolute bottom of the barrel writing for their excuse plots. There is nothing of value there.
It's no better than capeshit and NuWars but those don't flop and sotmedia attribute their success to diversity when in reality it's just the brand names. They would do the same numbers with all white male cast. Diversity doesn't actually sell, is the point.
If you thought "official" reviews are soy cancer, go check the public ones
There is no progressive agenda in this movie though… Sometimes a woman with small tits is just a woman with small tits.
independent woman
not progressive propaganda
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I'm here to point fingers with you at the jew when I see him, but this is a stretch.
stop samefagging
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Kek, the titless trap lover fag is still here. Go back /cuteboys/index.html
You're more woke than Bill Hicks the CIA plant, out to poison wells and muddy waters, and funnel Mujahideen money through water-filter subsidiaries instead of Bill Clinton's left nostril.
H-how will c-conspir-retards ever r-recover?
series is taken over by retarded feminazis embarrassed by Lara Croft being a video game sex icon
her tits get small her in each successive iteration
surely it's a conspiracy!
are you functionally retarded?
B cups> A cups > flat chest > c cups>>> > d cups >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>. double d cups
where's my big ol' tiddies at?! i bet it was them thar jews and their progressive propaganda who dun took 'em away!
are you mentally challenged by chance?
they made a curvy sex idol into Nu-Lara, emo man raider, if you can't see how the feminist agenda fed into that, you obviously have a single digit IQ
if you find that image attractive, you're obviously a homosexual, I know you come from trannypol, but please stop being so overt about it
to be fair you have to have a very high IQ to be able to fully appreicate a big bosom
if you prefer … women, you're probably gay
Let me guess, you prefer big bosomed men, right?
Let me guess, you prefer big bosomed men, right?
let's insult the person that isn't afraid of breasts, a wholly female attribute, by suggesting men have big breasts
this will surely make sense and not make me look like a retard
let's insult the person that isn't afraid of breasts
If he also happens to be a raging sperglord and faggot, then yes, of course.
Assuming the answer isn't just simply "money", why the hell do they reboot things all of the time? I know reboots are nothing new but it's gotten so much worse over the past decade or so. Christ, there have been three different Spiderman's in this century alone and we're not even two full decades in. They'll probably do this stupid franchise again with a new cast by the time 2030 rolls around, etc.
The answer is always money. There was no way Angelina was coming back, and her two films were absolute trash, so if they were to make a new film it would have to be a reboot.
Or, maybe it had something to do with the studio rights expiring soon, so they needed to crank out a new one to keep them.
demands all women look like men or young boys
Where did I make that demand, faggot?
the faggots who ruined the video game franchise wanted their Emo Tranny Raider validated by a film release, unfortunately it's going to bomb
Again, where did I demand that all women should look like men or young boys?
You're an autist if you think that's written in an "Uhhh huh, dat Lara gurl don't be needin' no man n shit" way. It implies that she became that way because her fucking father disappeared. You can argue whether it's very realistic that she'd become tough or not (fair enough) but don't act like that sounds like some "muh wymyn" shit there.
Even a stopped clock…
Emma Roberts Talks Going Unretouched and Her Bra Size: I'm Standing Up for the Small-Busted Girls | E! News: archive.fo
Woah dude. She's just a stronk, fierce, independent, 50 lb woman who can fight bad guys n do special forces shit. Perfectly normal
I still think they should have gone the full "director's choice of going with a flat chested woman seems to be sexualizing young girls" thing to throw hem into a goddamn pot.
When you got a dick in your ass about them having big tits you dumb faggot.
Heres how to fix the sequel
Make Lara lesbian
Cast JOLIE as her lover
30 Minute sex scene, full on blue is warmest color - this will get the dudes
Villain is a straight white male President who is killed by the women - this will get the women
Lara sidekick is Chinese - for asian market.
You're welcome for the $1 billion you just made, hollywood.
first nuLara game
she joins an expedition to find an ancient civilization
movie based on that game
MUH DADDY
feminism
a game made with Anita Sarkisian's consultation
fiercely strong and independent
not femisim
kys shill
On a side note: Fassbender's homo right? His partners are all set up by his manager, coz no straight white dude in his position is chasing black whos and flatchested andronynes
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