OH NO NO NO NO But progressiveness and diversity is winning, gaiz! Except when...

Justin Lewis
Justin Lewis

OH NO NO NO NO
But progressiveness and diversity is winning, gaiz!

Except when it's not capeshit or Star Wars, weird. Almost like those would be successful either way. Really gives your noggin a joggin'.

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Noah Wright
Noah Wright

a star who is clearly more than up to the task even though she is shit in the movie
Oscar winner to vidyashit bombo

John Reed
John Reed

Shit reboot movie of a shit reboot game. Color me surprised.

Jason Bennett
Jason Bennett

Stop trying to make vidyashit into movies. Vidya gets the absolute bottom of the barrel writing for their excuse plots. There is nothing of value there.

Daniel Bennett
Daniel Bennett

Nobody likes a flat chested cunt, except soy eaters.

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Matthew Green
Matthew Green

It's no better than capeshit and NuWars but those don't flop and sotmedia attribute their success to diversity when in reality it's just the brand names. They would do the same numbers with all white male cast. Diversity doesn't actually sell, is the point.

Wyatt Ramirez
Wyatt Ramirez

#notmylara

Gavin Campbell
Gavin Campbell

But the public reviews seem to like it. :^)

Christopher Long
Christopher Long

If you thought "official" reviews are soy cancer, go check the public ones

Parker Murphy
Parker Murphy

Flat is justice. Begone titcow.

John Nguyen
John Nguyen

There is no progressive agenda in this movie though… Sometimes a woman with small tits is just a woman with small tits.

Gabriel Scott
Gabriel Scott

There is no progressive agenda in this movie
Fuck off shill

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Jason Collins
Jason Collins

they just need to focus on movies about tits

Ayden Stewart
Ayden Stewart

independent woman
progressive propaganda

Christopher Ramirez
Christopher Ramirez

independent woman
not progressive propaganda
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Kevin Williams
Kevin Williams

no argument
g-get out!

Oliver James
Oliver James

I'm here to point fingers with you at the jew when I see him, but this is a stretch.

Julian Price
Julian Price

they took her tits away, it's propaganda

Levi Kelly
Levi Kelly

stop samefagging
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Isaiah Anderson
Isaiah Anderson

see

Ethan Rivera
Ethan Rivera

Not even Alex Jones is this crazy.

Christopher Howard
Christopher Howard

Kek, the titless trap lover fag is still here. Go back /cuteboys/index.html

Caleb Reed
Caleb Reed

t. titcow enthusiast

Andrew Lee
Andrew Lee

You're more woke than Bill Hicks the CIA plant, out to poison wells and muddy waters, and funnel Mujahideen money through water-filter subsidiaries instead of Bill Clinton's left nostril.
H-how will c-conspir-retards ever r-recover?

Michael Miller
Michael Miller

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Parker Powell
Parker Powell

series is taken over by retarded feminazis embarrassed by Lara Croft being a video game sex icon
her tits get small her in each successive iteration
surely it's a conspiracy!
are you functionally retarded?

Leo Gonzalez
Leo Gonzalez

maybe on anime girls, not fucking 25 year old 3DPD who look like boys

Christopher Rivera
Christopher Rivera

B cups> A cups > flat chest > c cups>>> > d cups >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>. double d cups

Joshua Adams
Joshua Adams

where's my big ol' tiddies at?! i bet it was them thar jews and their progressive propaganda who dun took 'em away!
are you mentally challenged by chance?

Jacob Wright
Jacob Wright

Seconded. This user speaks the truth.

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Levi Davis
Levi Davis

they made a curvy sex idol into Nu-Lara, emo man raider, if you can't see how the feminist agenda fed into that, you obviously have a single digit IQ

Angel Hill
Angel Hill

if you find that image attractive, you're obviously a homosexual, I know you come from trannypol, but please stop being so overt about it

Michael Hughes
Michael Hughes

to be fair you have to have a very high IQ to be able to fully appreicate a big bosom

Christopher Lopez
Christopher Lopez

If you find a woman attractive you are gay
wew lad

Christian Gray
Christian Gray

if you prefer flat women, you're probably gay yes, or a butt hurt dyke

Bentley King
Bentley King

if you prefer … women, you're probably gay
Let me guess, you prefer big bosomed men, right?

Julian Lewis
Julian Lewis

Let me guess, you prefer big bosomed men, right?
let's insult the person that isn't afraid of breasts, a wholly female attribute, by suggesting men have big breasts
this will surely make sense and not make me look like a retard

Parker Russell
Parker Russell

let's insult the person that isn't afraid of breasts
If he also happens to be a raging sperglord and faggot, then yes, of course.

Christian Ortiz
Christian Ortiz

Assuming the answer isn't just simply "money", why the hell do they reboot things all of the time? I know reboots are nothing new but it's gotten so much worse over the past decade or so. Christ, there have been three different Spiderman's in this century alone and we're not even two full decades in. They'll probably do this stupid franchise again with a new cast by the time 2030 rolls around, etc.

Cooper Watson
Cooper Watson

demands all women look like men or young boys
claims he isn't the gay one

Henry Martin
Henry Martin

The answer is always money. There was no way Angelina was coming back, and her two films were absolute trash, so if they were to make a new film it would have to be a reboot.

Or, maybe it had something to do with the studio rights expiring soon, so they needed to crank out a new one to keep them.

Blake Smith
Blake Smith

demands all women look like men or young boys
Where did I make that demand, faggot?

David Stewart
David Stewart

the faggots who ruined the video game franchise wanted their Emo Tranny Raider validated by a film release, unfortunately it's going to bomb

Matthew Ross
Matthew Ross

spergs out over boobs
claims to not be homosexual

Jaxon Watson
Jaxon Watson

Again, where did I demand that all women should look like men or young boys?

Elijah Nguyen
Elijah Nguyen

You're an autist if you think that's written in an "Uhhh huh, dat Lara gurl don't be needin' no man n shit" way. It implies that she became that way because her fucking father disappeared. You can argue whether it's very realistic that she'd become tough or not (fair enough) but don't act like that sounds like some "muh wymyn" shit there.

Samuel Ross
Samuel Ross

You agree with me, Zach, now?

Lincoln Garcia
Lincoln Garcia

Even a stopped clock…

Emma Roberts Talks Going Unretouched and Her Bra Size: I'm Standing Up for the Small-Busted Girls | E! News: archive.fo/2xIZH

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Nolan Richardson
Nolan Richardson

Woah dude. She's just a stronk, fierce, independent, 50 lb woman who can fight bad guys n do special forces shit. Perfectly normal

Ryan Sullivan
Ryan Sullivan

I still think they should have gone the full "director's choice of going with a flat chested woman seems to be sexualizing young girls" thing to throw hem into a goddamn pot.

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Nathan Carter
Nathan Carter

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Brayden Williams
Brayden Williams

you're gay, zach

Hunter Turner
Hunter Turner

When you got a dick in your ass about them having big tits you dumb faggot.

Leo Hernandez
Leo Hernandez

Small-Busted Girls
still bigger than nu-Lara

Levi Johnson
Levi Johnson

Heres how to fix the sequel

Make Lara lesbian

Cast JOLIE as her lover

30 Minute sex scene, full on blue is warmest color - this will get the dudes

Villain is a straight white male President who is killed by the women - this will get the women

Lara sidekick is Chinese - for asian market.

You're welcome for the $1 billion you just made, hollywood.

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Elijah Scott
Elijah Scott

sequel
ayy

Jayden Garcia
Jayden Garcia

first nuLara game
she joins an expedition to find an ancient civilization
movie based on that game
MUH DADDY

feminism

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Luke Morales
Luke Morales

a game made with Anita Sarkisian's consultation
fiercely strong and independent
not femisim
kys shill

Angel Wilson
Angel Wilson

lol no

Alexander Bell
Alexander Bell

lol yeah
kys shill

Jace Murphy
Jace Murphy

lol no
deal with it sperg

Tyler Davis
Tyler Davis

see

Jayden Brooks
Jayden Brooks

see

Asher Jackson
Asher Jackson

n-no u
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Angel Lee
Angel Lee

n-no u
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David James
David James

oh, we're doing the thing with nothing but links, okay

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Austin Cooper
Austin Cooper

dykeshit
Yeah nah

Anthony White
Anthony White

ohnonononono

David Davis
David Davis

/leftypol/ unironically thinks this, though.

Jeremiah Lopez
Jeremiah Lopez

leftypol consists of soy

Grayson Sanders
Grayson Sanders

a woman

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Eli Sullivan
Eli Sullivan

you're gay, zach, you don't like women, you like men

Jaxon Wood
Jaxon Wood

Man, Zach is going crazy in this thread.

Christopher James
Christopher James

STOP BULLYING CHESTLETS

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Asher Anderson
Asher Anderson

On a side note: Fassbender's homo right? His partners are all set up by his manager, coz no straight white dude in his position is chasing black whos and flatchested andronynes

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Jose Lee
Jose Lee

He played an ass assin

Ryder Cook
Ryder Cook

Whom?

Christian Diaz
Christian Diaz

The assassins creed kino

Grayson Reed
Grayson Reed

kino

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