How can a game be this good?

How can a game be this good?
Why?

Is it a meme?

Its kind of a 7/10

Developers gave a shit, I've just been soaking in the details, and this thread is probably bait/ (1)s

I love that the horse is dynamically animated and can trot on angles, and I was surprised to find out that you can find different gear for your horse after about 70 hours of playtime, I was also surprised to find out that you can feed your horse endura or speed carrots to make them faster or allow you to yah them a few more times.

This games going to be like Deus Ex, I'm going to replay it again and again and keep finding things that I can push on that will push back.

The games are so bad in this age, even a mediocre game feels as good one.

sonyggers BTFO!

Why people expected it to be worse than previous zeldas?

That's been the general trend for the past few games.

I dunno man, every time I played new zelda game it was the same fucking game with new gimmick. They are neither worse nor better than each other, except maybe for visuals.

It's definitely decent at the very least, framerate aside my biggest complaint is lack of enemy variety. I also really wish Ganon had been an actual character again rather than a generic mindless evil monster.

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It's just pretendos that pretend to like nintendo to try and give their arguments more weight. They try and enforce this narrative that Nintendo has been going downhill even though they've been killing it for years now.

Once you get done playing with the physics for a few hours you'll start to notice the lack of variety, how empty the open world is, how non-existent the music is, how bland the boss fights are and how generic copy pasted the temples feel. It's a 6/10 at best. If only they put as much attention to everything else in the game as they did to their physics.

Good morning, Cody.

They keep fucking doing it

I think my only real complaint is really I want more, I want more dungeons, I want more Shrines and I want more enemies, even if for the most part they are cosmetic.

I have other problems but these are more nitpicks not really flaws with the game itself.

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I didn't like it, the game suffers from the same problems that most other modern open-world games do and my main gripe was the weak soundtrack, the first Zelda is the only one that i have truly enjoyed to be fair. Maybe you should play more videogames if you think that BotW is so good, you gove me the impression of someone who only plays relatively new games.

I'm not cody, but his blog is honestly pretty good.

Nice argument.

Well I guess by that time Cemu will be able to run the game perfectly, it runs everything else at this point amazingly and the progress the devs make with new games is frightning.

At this point it runs worse than emulated version.
And at lower resolution.
Really either stick to cemu or wait for inevitable Switch 1.5.

That's a good point. I only ever end up playing the 2 Zelda games that come out on new Nintendo consoles and possibly a "Party" game for the family.
Otherwise it just collects dust

You're missing out on so much good games.

well on the wii u there was tw101, bayo2, splatoon, dkctf

struggling to think of more actually worth playing.

Hey that's pretty good for the current console generation

Game & Wario

nah, ps4 has bloodborne, uncharted 4, ratchet remake, odinsphere, nioh, yakuza 0, persona 5, resogun, the last guardian, and it's only getting more. It's been a slow gen for every platform but wii u is a clear loser here.

to be fair, xbone only has two games I can say are worth looking into, wii u has double that. pc well, hasn't appealed to me in a long time.

Persona 5 isn't a PS4 exclusive.

Pffffhahahahah

its a generic shoot em up
oh please

neither is nier, but you wouldn't settle for an inferior version.

like clockwork

The WiiU has

TW101, Bayonetta 2, Splatoon, DKCTF, Yoshi's Wooly World, Super Smash Bros For, Super Mario 3d World, Breath of the Wild, Pikmin 3, Super Mario Maker, Xenoblade X, Pushmo World

The WiiU's best game is better than the PS4s best game, both it's critical best and it's actual best which was W101, and I'm not mentioning remakes and ports like you had to do just to make a list, not a quality list but a list at all. This whole gen has been a joke and the best part is that the WiiU still managed to have a library of worthwhile exclusives that compared to the PS4, while getting 0 support.

So what are the games planned for the Switch?
is there anything coming that's going to be worth it?
I guess wait for E3.

Have you played TLG? It's not as good as ICO but I feel that a lot of the hate that it gets is from people just parroting opinions without having actually played it.

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Also i think i remember the console not been region locked, that's a big pluse

[CODYING INTENSIFIES]

just buy a used wii U

dkctf is the wii u's best game, smash 4 and 3d world were incredibly disappointing and I can't say they are remotely worth playing. Wooly World is worth playing if you're an Ebisu-fan like myself but I cant honestly suggest people to check it out unless they are familiar with his games. TW101 is a good game but it's a bit of a desperate times situation in the case of its praise, I'd still consider it one of the few games worth playing on a wii u.


most people here are PC gamers, they can't play it until the PS4 will be emulated in 15+ years. It's a good game and does some very interesting things with its design that will be extremely valuable going forward in the industry.

I dont plan to buy a SWITCH but somebody can tell me why this game is good or bad please?

Open world is fine if Nintendo does it.

Because it is a Zelda game, they are always polished games

Uncharted is the bottom of the barrel, fuck off.


Well it's a zelda.
Depending on your tastes it can be good or bad thing. Basically it's simplified action+puzzle+rpg that sets you on a journey to save princess and kill big bad. It's formulatic, but it's dedicated enough to make it entertaining.
But if like most PC people you grew up with properly separated action, puzzles and RPGs it will feel too simplistic, easy and lacking substance for you.

except the last few, this one seems a little different however


graphics fags games only count when they are PC exclusive

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PS4 has some good shit, but U4 is not the one.

TriForce Heroes and Link Between Worlds were good.
the two DS games were good.


Stop defending your shit taste.
It's a shitty game, and the graphics you so love are worse than the Uncharted remake they released BEFORE 4 came out.

It's a glorified movie with QTEs and small portions of movement up/down ladders.

another thing miiverse got right was verifying if people owned a game or not.


it started over here:

albw was mediocre and clearly unpolished, triforce heroes is a joke. twilight princess and skyward sword and windwaker were also pretty bad. There's a clear precedent for caution regarding Zelda games.

As for uncharted 4, try not to talk about games you never played.

So the game is polished, hmm I can tell you that the dub is good (the latin spanish) I saw a part of a walktrough.
The english dub is bad (princess Zelda) but the rest of the game looks fun.

I grow up with a magnavox odyssey 2 so I can find fun in the most simplistic of games and I dont care for graphics if they serve the purpose of the game(Atari, Master System, Amiga PC user, Nintendo Famicom).

try not to talk about games you never played.

I too like to live dangerously.

So basically you're saying you started it anyway. Because someone said something you didn't perfectly agreed with. And now you lash out at every console and PC.

At least you admit to being a consolewar faggot.

Oh wait… I get it now, user.
You're just trying to justify the fact
YOU PREORDERED THE SPECIAL EDITION

How much? $200 shekels down the drain for a $20 film?

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I loved BOTW. Still do. The magic's worn off a bit after 100+ hours, but those first few days were just heaven. It's not like a traditional open world sandbox bullshit. This is a full on toybox. They give you a massive world and just let you loose, you don't even have anyone bugging you to complete quests, and you can turn the entire HUD off except for the hearts top left and the stamina wheel which appears when you're using it.
There are so many little touches in the game that just feel amazing, simple shit that you think should work, and it does, like holding apples in your hands and standing in front of your horse to feed it to build a bond with it. Plus you can ride a fucking bear, or a buck, or a goddamn skeleton horse.
It's not a perfect game, there is a lack of enemy variety, the enemy colours change based on the number of enemies killed instead of being regional more dangerous variants. I hate it when games try and level with the player, that shits me. The blood moon is cool though, and is a nice in-game way of explaining monsters respawning while giving some bonuses to cooking, and making some nights that bit more terrifying. The lack of variety in shrine environments and divine beasts, as well as the low number of proper dungeons, is also a bit of a bummer. Honestly, the game really feels like a "first try" and seems like the kind of game that gets a sequel when the developers really know what they're doing and everything just clicks and it ends up amazing. Which I suppose it is, in a way. I really, really hope Nintendo don't backslide on Zelda and revert to a more Skyward Sword style with whatever comes next, but given the sales and the praise that's been heaped on them for this one, I'm not too worried.
So, yeah, it's not perfect, but it is the best open world game in years. It's just fun to play. It lets you loose, gives you toys to play with, and doesn't give you a checklist of shit to do, aside from a few basic quest pointers. There's no "ten enemy outposts and four buried treasures left" shit to check off like you're fucking filling in some shopping list, and then that data gets mailed back to PublisherHQ where they can datamine to find out what features they can cut from the sequel, it's just a game that only asks to be played for fun, and doing that is easy. I haven't seen anything like it in a long time.

Generally maybe, but Skyward Sword was definitely a huge step back and very archaic despite actually including some new neat mechanics, which would be expanded on in BotW.
I'm glad Nintendo actually listened and undestood the point in which the series stagnated. In fact, listening to Matthewmatosis' analysis dating back to like 2012, they basically included everything he proposed for a rebith of the series in BotW, so I'm glad they actually turn an analytical eye on their flagship series and are not afraid to experiment. It seems Mario Odyssey is going that route too, we'll see.

A cuckchan crossposting tier thread and people are still replying to this trash

Why do these gangly cunts think their faces are presentable?

Because they are all pussy magnets user, putting their faces on their reviews attracts women who imagine what it would be like to have them as their lover.

PBG looks okay. Well, except for being a liberal.

Downvote for shit game.

He looks like a colossal autist.

this games a 7.5/10 but its on the shittiest platform available which makes the game unplayable for me.

it'll be one i'll probably end up emulating.

Since the series peaked with LttP, every game has been worse than the last - with the one notable exception of WW which was surprisingly excellent. This also holds true for the Metroid franchise which peaked at Super Metroid, and the Mario franchise which peaked at SMB3.
The safe and rational assumption is that every time Nintendo releases a game, it will be an order of magnitude shittier than what came before it.

Nothing quite like sitting in a boat doing nothing for nearly half of the game. Most other games would be rightfully shit on for having 4 minute load times, but wind waker gets praise. Its not like the boat rides take you to anywhere appealing with the majority of islands being single use or unappealing to return to. Worse yet the dungeons are some od the blandest and most lacking in personality the series ever saw.

lol nintendo shills dont even need to try, literally taking candy of kids

The "superior" version of Automata will be PC once it's cracked. As far as P5 is concerned I already settled for the PS3 version of the JP release, it's the same fucking game with slightly worse shading because the PS4 version is just a port of a game that's been delayed 3 fucking years now.

Categorically wrong.
Only the guy in the middle looks presentable.

The one on the bottom looks a) like he's always on the bottom and b) the guy they're going to call for the big bang theory reboot.

ProJared runs a tumblr blog where he fucking ERPs and shit. He's very "sex positive" for being such a scrawny mutant.

There's a firefox/chrome addon called youtube video blocker. Lets you hide all videos from whatever channel by just right clicking the video and blocking the channel. It's honestly the only reason I use firefox over any of the alternatives at this point. I mean for fucks sake, I'm up to 1000+ channels blocked, I swear half of them are woah lol gamur wacky and vines

Gee whiz, I wonder why people like it so much.

And your nostalgiafaggotry which peaked with that post.

This is excellent bait. Calling WW - the worst Zelda ever made by Nintendo "excellent" is just icing on the cake.

We all know Metroid actually peaked at Prime 2.

You probably think Sward of Gamelon is the best Zelda.

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And Mario peaked at 64.

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This. I'm probably about 30 hours in, and it's alright. Not perfect, but not god awful, either. It's comfy and I've enjoyed my time with it.

It's called 'Wand' of Gamelon, you autistic fuck.

ProJared is apparently dating some hot cosplayer, last I heard.

What's really weird is that the NormalBoots faggots have a dedicated fanbase of fujoshi-type tumblr spergs, who "ship" them and make gay porn of them. Remember that VN someone made all about them? It's fucking weird that a bunch of gangly faggots and obese nerds have this kind of following.

Why! would you look at that! That's a hell of a strawman if I I've ever seen one.

It's a game where the central mechanic is leading around a dopey AI that fucks up the commands you try to give it 9 times out of 10. Don't lie.

You tried so hard, and lost it all. In the end it doesn't even WUZ

so theres a fat great fairy in the game. is there a slimmer more attractive one? im looking for porn

She's not fat. She's just a little thick.

Just fap to tinkerbell

well whatever. what other breath of the wild girls are there to check out?

Try harder.

I like it.

It ain't 10/GOAT but it's a really solid game with mechanical possibilities out the ass and a great comfy atmosphere. Variety is somewhat limited to allow you to do whatever the hell you want right from the start, but it just means you get rewarded for experimenting with runes and fucking around in the middle of nowhere. Some areas are easy and some will push your shit in, but if you already know what's up the game will let you do whatever you want to.

There is a teleport system and food you can eat anytime, as well as letting you reload from the last couple checkpoints. This lets you cheese through the game, I admit - but if you're gonna be a faggot you have no one to blame but yourself anyway. It's like saying Doom is too easy because god mode exists. Hero Mode being DLC is some next level kikery though.

You can beat the game in an hour if you're a speedrun assburger, but that's missing the point. Finding new (temporary) equipment and experimenting with how yo best deal with enemies is kind if the highlight since there was actual care put into the systems. It remembers it's a fucking video game and not a movie with some button prompts, to the point where you can skip the whole backstory if you don't want the Master Sword.

Voice acting was a HUGE mistake (though it does mean cut scene hungry faggots got BTFO - if they speak English at least) and the idea that there's an entire story with Link we don't get to see irks me somewhat. But playing Zelda for the lore is like watching porn for the dialog - occasionally great but ultimately the same shit over and over.

Waifubait is strong in this one though. Science Loli, Muscle Loli, Thicc Zelda, Sharktits, Trap Link - goddamn even Pokemon games don't try to be boner fuel this hard.

Performance is ass, too - not an issue if you're emulating I assume, but something I will remain salty about. ( I'm playing with my wife on the Tropical Dong box. Fuck it. Still had more games than PS4 until about a month ago.)

I actually like the bite-sized shrines but admit a few more sprawling dungeons would have helped the game feel more complete. Taming horses is neat, but I'd shank my pony for a fucking Hookshot. I hate that I'm curiois yo see what new DLC is on the horizon - but Nintendo isn't getting a fucking dime unless that New Area is a sizable one. (Even then the main game is like 60 sq km - and a whole lot less empty than MGSV, Mad Max or any other open world title I can think of.)

The story side of things needed work but the game built around it is bretty good. If you like Nintendo charm and polish or are a normalfag at heart you'll love it extra hard.

It's a solid b8 OP.

Gerudo Link

It's a good video game.

newspeak for "I can't get laid"

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You shouldn't expect people to be giving the game a fair comment if a majority here weren't even able to purchase a fuckin' switch even if they wanted one

This is correct, with the exception of I thought Minish Cap was better than the Oracle games, but other than that, this is absolutely accurate.