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very very gay. female form is nice, but infinitely better with a cock.

Hail lord Satan~

(Theseius Luka)
kek af

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post it or fite me IRL

Maybe when I'm drawing/writing about her.

Not in the game, unfortunately.
That'd take more money than I have to start with, and a lot more levels.

But it's F U N.

Duly noted

I wouldn't say it's better, but it is also good

mine too. there's something kind of invasive about it as well. like normally if something goes near your ear you want to swat it away. and just sort of sitting there and taking it. it's a nice dichotomy.

(sabrina)
You should try broccoli instead.
oh... well... ok.

tfw luka's new dad

you call yourself a father?!!! !!?!!

yea nothign important.

like i suggested... Big Order might be better for you?

it takes money to crerate a character? ._.
you cant just start out with it?

the scythe isn't fun?

you'll get there. vaginas are boring as hell.

bernsa come play overwatcha before me and squash start exchanging nudes

Next you're gonna tell me tits are boring too

Squash is only interested in being dommed by bears you know

Sabrina, are you good with names?

The character has money to start with for me to buy gear to start the campaign with, as a show of what she's gotten together to start her adventuring career.

In this case I'm starting at a higher level, so it's more representative of what she's accumulated since she started adventuring, with an arbitrary value given as a "about this much."

I like it.
My original quandary was if a longsword was too out of place, and he said "It is, but it's F U N."

you guys are already in a game. I can't join until you finish.

no. I like tits. smaller are better though.

fun is a buzzword.

So you're not totally hopeless

oh...
so you can't just go ham and create a 'fun' character...

ytsejamz#1721

I have been with girls before. I have been with guys before. tits are not worth the rest of what comes with the former.

Yes

To each their own, I suppose

that's just you
either way im a pretty big guy

You're a buzzword.

But she will be a fun character.
It's just that everyone starts somewhere, and in these games it's far more enjoyable to include that starting point, and grow with the character.

am I really getting this from faggo mcfagatron? seriously?

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she was a good meme
so sweet
too pure for this world

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No you look like a spindly jew

I only have the pictures of her rekting people.
Mrs. Baker is the strongest servant.

you had a battlenet before you even got overwatch???

Big Order was the only one I saw this season, I liked it since I was able to make it all the way to the end ^^

Sorry I'm not exclusively a fruit like you, jeez

i wanna start out with a sniper rifle

Yeah, Guero and I played like 1 game of HotS once

colby would you like to play overwatch with boo, squash and me?

it'll be a little while until their game is over, but if you get on battlenet I can tell you when they're ready.

yay!

what will you do now?

I would, but I'm on lunch at work

woah...
wait... heart of the swarm?
:O
you have star craft 2 ?!!?

ah.

why be mean to me ;_;

Heroes of the Storm.

I might check out ReZero :p

Modern Era Weapons

Two Handed Ranged Weapons
Rifle, hunting 2d10, 2x crit, 80ft range increment
Rifle, Automatic 2d8, 2x crit, 80ft range increment

Both are exotic, so I can't be a necromancer rifleman with this character.
I'd also have to confirm with the DM whether they fit into the setting or not.

oh...

:(

rip

non-automatic rifle super accurate great for sniping pls
(for my character, not ur necro, lol)

I miss knowing a drug dealer

I hope to goodness it's not bad v.v

Just ask Erin

Most DMRs are semi-auto, I think.

its bad

Eyo Erin bby girl where you at? Would taking gabapentin after oxy get me more high?

the don't interact directly, but they're both CNS depressants, so the potentiate each other, which makes OD more likely.

yes. just take it slow.

bolt action
single shot at a time large calibur

I've only taken 5mg of oxy and only have anot her 5mg left, Yay or nay on taking a 300 MG gabapentin?

yeah why not.

You have me talking to Military Man about it now.

Would snorting it do anything?

erin can i have some nudes

should work, yeah.

pretty sure it permeates mucus membranes.

two minutes lemme get some numbers.

Welp, cleaned my house, finished Zero Time Dilemmia, been sober for longer than a week, submitted a few job applications here and there, been best Dota2 support... what is next?

Should I ky now?

whos that?

I'm so sorry

Nah, it's good, I drank so much and made such an ass of myself on one particular day; I'm put off drinking for a whole month.

60% bioavailability with oral use, generally safe to assume close to 100% via insufflation, so it should make it slightly less than twice as strong.

SD, in this case.
But I know enough people who're military or ex-military that I can't count it on one hand.

In general, your DM would have a selective fire, or semi-auto DMR, unless you're a sniper team, or your team is issued an AMR.

Random 770CP Magneton outside my house

Okay

im a plain ole sniper
i hide far away and snipe the monsters :)

My point was more that roles are actually a lot less specific than you'd think.

huh?

IS dat a DND sheet?!
Should I make one too?! .w.

In a well-functioning party in DnD, you wouldn't just be "the sniper."
You're probably the lookout, and are well capable in melee also.

If you're the healslut, you're probably a capable melee combatant, as well as fairly tanky.

If you're a sorcerer/wizard you're both utility and damage.

If you're the face, well. You're a slut anyway who cares.

Then why did you buy the DVDs?

I never once played DND sober, so as constantly drunk as I was, of course I rolled a barbarian.

maybe?
:)

im a sniper wizard my gun is magics long range specialty

i didnt.

You could also just be a really drunken bard.
There's a monk PrC that makes you a drunk brawler.
Essentially Jackie Chan.

DnD isn't quite what you think it is...

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pretty slow day today

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I remember watching a DnD stream.
The party stepped foot into a pub, and needed people to talk.

So naturally, the Bard heads starts yelling and singing and dancing, and just starts a huge ol' drunken party inside of the pub.

best feel.

And we made pals with another heal slut.
This makes me beyond happy.

having two sluts to slob those knobs is going to be quite helpful in competitive.

although boo getting overwhelmed and needing to relieve tension is going to become more common with two of you sluts around.

Nah, can't.
See, I needed to be the big dumb tank since I literally have no idea of self preservation when drunk.

I put skills in cleave and die hard and put as many points in throw, grapple and jump so I can jump on people and throw random shit at people. I threw my axe more than I used it as a conventional weapon.

I once used , and I quote from my dungeon master 'used a mother fucker, to kill another motherfucker', due to my high grapple and throw.

why did you guys stop playing

THATS NOT WHAT HAPPENED

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It was scary how easy being around me excited him. He claims me as his mutt now.

Hot and bothered 'cause the heal sluts?

Nice.
What version were you playing?

I hope you two are very happy together. I assume I'm invited to the wedding/orgy?

no
i was just gonna fap before you asked me to play
but the mercy was rough to play with

Nah, we hardly know them.
I don't want to over do it to start.

Go jerk off.

idk what to

I think 3.5, or something.
First time I went in, I asked if I could be a pink half ogre named bonk, and I had high str but was a literal retard.

But I put all my remaining skillpoints (very little since dumb as fuck) in cooking, and my starter cash into cooking equipment. So not only would I kill like a god, I cook my enemies too afterward.

This was the first time I got into DnD, and I never played it seriously; I always wanted to do the weirdest shit possible with lesser known skills.

Me.

I was looking forward to this. you'd better find someone's wedding/orgy for me to crash now.

This was YEARS ago.
And I miss it to this day.

You can be a part of it.

give nudes and i might

excellent.

I only give nudes to people I'm romantically involved with now.

ha what a fag

call it whatever you want
just give nudes
hurry up because im really bored

I remember hearing a story about someone arguing how Profession (Farmer) is related to anything you could ever need to do.
Since profession implies the skills required to perform your profession and can be used to substitute for a related roll.

So, for example, Profession(Information Trader) to make a Gather Information roll.

I feel like the game's funner sober, honestly.

Different strokes, see, I overthink things and get nervous with a group of people sober, so I get drunk to wind down to the max.

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I want to see boo get pounded by that hairy man.

this is disgusting and poor bait

h-holy shit >///////

Where the fuck is your belly button?

Overthinking things is what makes DnD fun sometimes.

like when we turned a mid-range blink, and a single ~1.5 foot long pole that we can lock in space into a >5000ft ladder.

That isn't me.

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Thanks for the advice Erin, 10 MG and 600 MG gabapentin, I'll see how I am in like half an hour and if not I'll take a klonopin

God I wish I had some weed, that's all I really need

Someone find that webm blood chan posts of the black guy pounding the cum out of the white guy's ass

Call it squash and boo.webm

holy shit loco please spoiler your disgusting straight person porn.

Hey, want my nude to make Boo jealous?

Gabapentin is the worst drip ever

YEAH!
Spoiler that shit.
If I wanted that disgusting smut on my computer I would look for it myself.

Then again my search history is a litany of bestiality and strange fur fetish porn...

Fags

ok

I'm playing a Dread Necro in 3.5 tomorrow.
This is my first time trying to go full minionmancy.

Wml.

they should fix that

thank you.

That's it.
I'm done. It's been fun, but that does it.

Time to leave this life. So long and good bye.

See you tomorrow

bye squash

have fun sucking off cerberus in hell

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do you think he also has three cocks? because that would be cool.

I would change my faith if I could do that.

past the neck he's just a dog.

yeah but with three cocks?

I wish.

The two headed firehounds in Corruption of Champions have two eight inch cocks so yes

Yes I think he would have three

If you're willing to learn, it's incredible fun.

The rules just make it more enjoyable to succeed.

I miss the days of calling someone on Skype to just listen to while I fell asleep.

me too.

loco you give me hope.

1372 Vaporeon x)

way to make things gay, squash.

that sounds backwards... :|

I'm a man of ill repute, but I still have needs, love.

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One of my co-workers is like the whitest guy I know and since our trainer is black he keeps saying shit like "they _" and "they be trippin" constantly

Holy shit it makes me cringe so hard every time

It's funner to come out on top when your options are limited.

yeah. I get it. many times I say things to avoid thinking the real thing I'd think.

Sorry, I have a tendency to become easily emotionally down.

I'm off to bed.

you're not alone in this.

goodnight.

One of my co-workers is like the whitest guy I know and since our trainer is black he keeps saying shit like """i wonder what nigger cock tastes like""" and """i want him to fuck me in this ass""" constantly

Holy shit it makes me so hard every time

oh is it like this

loco's version is better.

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1500
vaporeon

i dunno... ;~;

^^

One of my coworkers is, like, the blackest guy I know, and because our manager is white, he keeps saying stuff like "What a juicy little twink" and "I'mma pound that ass so hard." and it makes me horny every time.

Come home sooooon

As someone who's played on both sides, I do.
And it really is.

It's why I give all my characters very specific rules that they have to follow in situations.

Prove it!

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ive never got to play any side ever before
so i haven't seen whats best for me yet... since no ones ever given me the chance.

why is it so slow today.

That's fucking awesome.
One time, our dungeon master was hot on diseases, like had a big fucking boner for inflicting diseases; so I used this to my advantage.

We were recovering in a fort in the middle of the desert, and killed a death squad, so then a scout ran off to get reinforcements.

So what I did with a load of spears I found was make a barricade with the spears pointing outwards, and dotted the corpses around the place before using the main corpses as a barricade for the front door; I then used my weight to hold the door closed where the avenging death squad had to like... deal with rotten corpses. They got diseases and such as they cut themselves on spears and shit.

Then I remembered, before hand, we had to deal with mummies, and funny thing about mummies is they have mummy rot; and I have a severed mummy head wrapped in a bag (I had the habit of collecting random shiton our travels).

The opposing force was a load of humans, dogs and 2 ogres. I lobbed that mummy head on the ogre, and he rolled a one for constitution, which turned him to a mummy. Mummies have this thing where if you see one for the first time, you get frozen in fear, and it takes 24 hrs for you to not get that debuff again should you encounter them, we dealt with that.

So now we had a mummy ogre annihilating the death squad who are shitting themselves, everyone else is diseased with the corpses I've laid and their 3rd re-enforcements were like 'NOPE' when seeing this monstrosity. We had a ranger whose favored enemy was 'Ogres' and 'Mummies' so can easily one shot the thing after he just aggroed on everything.

We named that fort 'Fort Fuck-Off' and made a mental note to claim it after our main quest, for sentimental reasons.

Maybe for a couple of days then I'm busy again

anyone else planning to get a nintendo nx when it has a good collection of games?

I will get whatever gets me muh Pogeymans

thank god

I have no choice other than to kidnap you then and keep you with me

If you dislike the idea of rules, then roleplay is going to be better for you.

Nice, desu.

Probably.

Hello, users and abusers of animus

Hello users and abusers of anuses

The new retro studios metroid is gonna be on it, so yeah

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if they put a pokemon game on it I think that will make sales go through the roof, especially with how everyone was with pokemon go. I just like the idea of a super powerful portable/home console hybrid.

best gimmick I've heard of from nintendo.

nice desu ne.

hi grim

Guess I'm a user

*Injects animus into my eyeballs*

cup?

Yes, feel the fury spread within your ocular sockets

Probably not. Both the wii and the wii u ended up being dust collectors for me.

Fucking disgusting.

Des naisu ne.

i'd like to play the role of sniper and play in fantasy world of scary dungeons fights and dragons~

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Something like a combo of the handheld Pokemon and a home console game like Colosseum and XD: Gale of Darkness would be amazing

Well you can try

Whoa
Ok thanks
Can you remember what was the CP of the Eevee when you evolved it to get that?

wat

i made up the name... i dunno what means ;~;

IS IT GOING TO BE LIKE PRIME?

There is no fury, only abuse

sup man
how's your break from school going

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uh... i think something over 433? 460? *shrugs*

I told you I am going to england in december with my family

It should be, hopefully

Sorry for the long story.
Those were funnier and better days. ;w;

Hello fellow anianus

IM GETTING IT

YEET

i just came buckets so i feel pretty good
didnt do anything too irrational this time either

Oh bby

Well, maybe you can find another group.

you stole them?

Mine'll be over 1500 soon, just you wait :c

W-Why
I hope you don't go up north, it's not very nice

irrational?
Like what

Man, I'm so tired
and I have to haul mad fucking furniture out of my room
what a pain

Also thinking of getting dark souls 3 soon with a ps4 controller

showertime nana

idk whenever im high and horny i do stupid shit
i managed to avoid this time pretty closely

I have the original, probs gonna play it with my ps3 one when I'm done working

yes grim?

fair enough. I have a wii u, haven't used it in a while, but I never regretted getting one.
probably because someone else bought it

stop that.

holy shit, yes. the gamecube pokemon games were amazing in concept, would be much better to have one that was more like a traditional pokemon game.

more like drug.

stupid shit like what

To take you on a date.. And they wanna take me and my sister on a vacation and it's either london and germany or vegas

Sorry, master.

stop that also.

just making sure it's you

one of my kids was leaving for the rest of the summer
she gave me a hug
I was all "I'll miss you, have a great summer"
She's all like "I'll miss you more"

/heart

nope
i dont own any.

:P

it's always me. where else would I be?

that's pretty adorable.

did you pirate them ?

Why do now what you can put off till later?

I adored those GameCube games, they were so quirky and the snagging/purifying concept was such a good idea

I just wish they had more content. the ideas in them were fantastic though.

Mhmm. Maybe one day

I'll one your day, mister.

Yes, sir.
Sorry, sir.

London d-definitely isn't close to me..

Oh, you did the APK thing! That's why you have a head-start on me..

fine. I'll settle with this. I'm afraid of what you might come up with next.

How about my night? ;)

i dont have any

nope all legit

Uh huh.. does this mean you'll take me out for a night on the town

how did you watch it then?

I'm busy at night.

Oh.

i didnt
it's bad.

Probably, if I made the effort, but I'll have to join a group who is easy on beginners.

I'll h your o, mister.

Then how did you know what happened in the end?

I only played mario kart 8 and bayonetta on my wii u. I own smash but I didn't really play it. I don't really even use the TV anymore even, much less play console games on it.

Cupcake pls stop toying with me

True.

If you were in my city, I know mine is.

I played very few games on it, but most of them I spent an incredible amount of time on. at least a couple hundred hours on smash and another hundred or more on hyrule warriors, and I'm planning on getting the new dlc sometime and picking that one back up. other games I've really enjoyed even if I didn't play that many hours. bayonetta instantly became one of my favorite games of all time.

why? you love it when I do.

i spoiled it. because im not interested in it.

yeah exactly
just gonna do it after dinner or someshit

hi bc

user can be anyone

You can tell that an opinion about a series means nothing when the only argument it can conjure is "It's bad" or outright untrue.

anonymous is scum every time.

*Better save up to live your hometown, just for DnD*

Shut up you don't know me

Good, good....

anonscum
worstcum

Teach me your ways senpai

It means I'm going /afk for the whole of December

I know you so well it's scary.

thank you. this.

I WILL FIND YOU MASTER

Don't my city is boring.

Oh yeah? What's my favorite color?

Did you watch the first episode at least?

Ika*

At least it is a city, with 24/7 booze places.

My town is small.
And dumb.
AND boring. ;w;

green. if it's anything else then you're wrong.

Our liquor store closes at 6 on weekdays, beer stores are about the same, IIRC.

locations
lucky eggs
incense
people dropping lures in a triple spot nearly all day
and... a store glitch that allowed me to purchase a few hundreds of dollars of poke coins for free

how you doin bc

Nope, it's blue

You don't know me

are they the same girl?

nope
i was looking up it's bad qualitys on MAL and it had an ep 5 free crunchy roll stream so it skimmed half of it

and saw nothing of value

I said blue. you really need to learn to pay attention.

Then you're wrong.
Weren't you paying attention?

I'm not that little troll BC anymore, I've changed into an easy going person

I look cute in glasses

everyone looks cute in glasses.

ok

PLEASE.
STOP TRYING TO SEDUCE ME.
I AM A CLAIMED PERSON.

No you DIDN'T!!!!!!!!!

But I'm never wrong.

u rite

Oh that's not right :/

You should always watch the first 4 episodes before dropping it

Please call me Ika?

I did. it's not my fault you can't read.

it's sideways...

dropped.

from the face of the earth

hi thread am clean

I'll call you ika all you want irl

LIAR

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Wow
So you pretty much have 100% lucky egg/incense when you want them?

Not the same as the girl in your pic there

Welp, guess it'll be cheaper to stay here then.

Tell me more about your hometown, how boring is it?

I agree.
Not more I can say really, but you're as cute as a button.

quit trying to be my friend nigger

I think you should give it another try :/

lewd

I want to be called by my real name irl :/

If you say so

Then tell me your real name irl~

There weren't a lot of games I think! It's like we've went pretty far down the list of games actually released for the console in this conversation. I've played dynasty warriors before so I didn't feel the need to get hyrule warriors, the gameplay is almost exactly the same as far as I'm aware. I should've played more smash but the controls felt really weird for some reason, I actually had difficulties playing which was really odd because I didn't have that with the n64 one, melee or brawl. Maybe it's just that I didn't have the GC controller thing.

I had a lot of fun with the first bayonetta. I sort of forgot to finish the second because I got distracted, but it felt like it was more of the same, which is not a bad thing but playing them back to back might've been a bad idea.

got my hopes up for nuffin

When can I stream for you master ?

Blame android

any1wannaplayagame

You are now.

He said blue.

watching you talk about it just shows me more and more that you haven't even experienced it.

I can go swimming at the beach.
Or swimming at the pool.
Or I could go swimming at the cove.

Or I could go see a movie that everyone's seen.
Or I could see about joining a communal garden.

Or I guess go clubbing, but fuck that.

yes

20 incense
20 lucky egg
20 lure
and 700 back pack/ pokmon space

People already know my name

You got your own hopes up bby

DS1?
I don't know if I really wanna watch that, but maybe after this eleague stuff

no
dropped means dropped

i've given up hope on it
lost faith in humanity

You look super good actually

I wish you weren't insane

and here come the accusations to hide your own failings. you should get a new strategy colby, this one is stale.

I'd never played one of those games before, so the zelda one was an amazing experience for me. I really liked it, even though the gameplay is pretty repetitive.

I did play a lot of smash because of the controller. it is so much better with the gamecube one. it also helped to have a couple people to play with all the time, but that's not the case anymore.

the second bayo is even better than the first if you ask me, but both games are nearly as perfect as a game can be.

I was planning on dark souls 1 yeah but I could play whatever you wanna watch

Scarlet said that's car and you're a mooch...

But you haven't even experienced it.

i dont want to waste my time over some lame mc that oogles and fawns over some cheap cue ball head.

We have swimming pools, but scummy, a rang of gyms, a lot of abandoned warehouses to break into... it is close to Liverpool.

We have one street for clubbing, that's it.
And I don't ever wanna go back to that street again. There isn't much here.

Maybe a theatre, a community theatre thing, a few shops and supermarkets here and there. All the youths drink under a huge carpark. And we got a cinema, and that's it.

That's all I can think of. There are a few dives where I drink too, but I prefer to drink alone now, I cannot make too much of a nonsensical ass of myself if I'm confined to the internet.

So you don't want to waste your time on something that Re0 is not.

yeah i dont want re zero

I was saying your impression of it is off.

nope
im not impressed

I played mario kart with some friends for a bit. Didn't really have anyone to play smash with.

I really should get back to playing bayo 2. I like the DMC style spectacle fighter games.

Make him finish dark souls 3.

Luka is Shania Twain

I hadn't played a mario kart since double dash prior to 8 so I don't have too much to compare it to.

I'll invade you.

seven was on the 3ds. it was super good.

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