Characters you have masturbated to

Characters you have masturbated to

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NO MARIE, NO FAP.

Pretty much all the women from resident evil.

This is a shitpost meme thread but I'll respond seriously anyway.
The last one counts because it's been in a ton of games

Y-you're disrespecting the robot, user! They aren't made for lewd!

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I sexualize Miku

miku is not for sexual

BUILT FOR SEX

Like, today?

Why is she so perfect guys?

I prefer maya TBH.

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Pearl is objectively best

Never get tired of fapping to this semen demon.

>masturbating to Mettaton's humanoid form

They have cancer, so it isn't as though they'll live for long.

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For lolicons.

NO FUCK OFF HOMO.
Garrus is for broness together with wrex, not for homosex.

Fapping to the Unfappable

bara is the best kind of gay

Wouldn't the scars be a bit off a turn off?

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of course not

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i lover her cock and rapist tendancies

You know I've always wondered, what is the attraction to bara?
Is it the size? The display of strength? Do you just want to be utterly dominated by somebody powerful?

Not bad, but not the most fappable dragon.

but why


SCALIES GET OUT

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Fucking spoiler

Rathian is a wyvern not a dragon

What's the matter user? Not THICC enough for you?

Says the robot-fucker. mind you I'm fine with clang and scalie, and even robot reptiles, so I guess I can't talk.


Wyverns are a subtype of dragon.

shoo shoo four legged scum

WE
WUZ
DRAGANZ

I hate robots that look like animals for some reason but thankfully they aren't too common.

I love when characters get this retardedly muscular, it just looks like they'd pop their own head off by flexing too hard.

best scalie character coming through

Is it a boy or a girl?

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Do you think he gets embarrassed when he poops out an egg in front of Mario?

wrong. Best scalie without question.

I kno 3D girls with this type of body

So you like tanned, well-built boys?

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Fourfags btfo

Are you hitting on me?

any news on cathouse team? they haven't released a new alpha in 3 months now

I dunno, I just fap to it.

fellow member of the Birdo club here :(


I can understand. Dem dew claws

I think it goes without saying, but I'll post her anyway. The #1 best girl in the entire Zelda series. Holy shit I lost count of how many times I fapped to her over the years.

Man I wanna fuck Elizabeth raw until she screams in pleasure.

I prefer her human form but she's a real nice thing to look at.

Looks like shit. Also I can't play a human being so it's even worse.

I prefer her imp form because I like tiny and cute things, but her human form is still pretty good.

Is it wrong to ask for moar? Because I kind of want moar.

as do I. I'm still waiting on that zone flash with human midna.

Yes.

There's a zone flash edited to Midna. It's not the greatest but it's something to look at.

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of course she does you shit eating faggot.

if you wanted a shitty human just fuck zelda.

You sound like a contrarian faggot.

What are you gay?

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Human midna has:
plus I can look into both her eyes.

imp midna is practically a living fleshlight with a cute butt.

win by default.

okay but the imp has a cool hat. what would tall midna look like in that hat?

then how about a version of midna that can freely transform between imp and human? then you get the best of both worlds.

noty

Greatest walk animation

well i think the best of both worlds would be imp midna with tits, or "human" midna as a oppai loli

👌

Never seen smut of these two. Post that shit.

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I wonder the same things about cucks, who'd go for betas? Regarding the appeal for bara: a strong body is strong, but strength is not necessarily what you're looking for: your physique is the result of your choices and it speaks volumes about the way you run your life, and how much you respect yourself; you have to work for that body.

hes not real

Never even played the game, just bought the xbox magazine and fapped

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That's a LIE! WHY ARE YOU LYING?!!
(nice trips)


haha

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Pretty much. I don't like traps, I just prefer real women instead.

It's for the best that way. I watched a friend play it, and it was the most pathetic attempt by a western dev to try to capture the feel of JRPGs that I've ever seen, right down to the god awful English voice acting. The combat was clunky and slow, and the characters were even more annoying and irrational than in most JRPGs. The character models looking just a step up from Revolution 60 didn't help the game, either.

Who wants to be plain boring old human when you can be intersexual turbo sex slut cyborg dragon?


Don't worry user, you're not a furry, it's just your natural attraction to the feminine backside.

Fighting games are endless sources of fap material.

0/10
no dragon cyborg dicks

That is pretty cool actually.

What part of intersexual turbo sex slut cyborg dragon did you not get? It's obviously on the inside!

Top tier taste along with Zangief right here.

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This also forced me to ask a lot of hard questions about myself.

Oh look it's superior enlightened user! Please wise one, teach us of your abilities to ignore basic human needs.

mass effect normal/futa asari and jack, wow female/futa orcs and draenei, LOZ midna and femboy link, pokemon trainer girls and boys, elder scrolls female/futa orcs and argonians, COC characters, ivy, tails, birdo and yoshi, clementine from walking dead, sarah from last of us, little sisters from bioshock, haydee, um..i think that's it for now

you know >>>/vp/ is always there so you don't have to bother us. You can masturbate to vidya all day long and I wouldn't care if people OP didn't make shit threads about it.

fuck off

just kidding about pic

Zidane is the perfect monkey lover~

I have never stopped playing a game to pull out my dick and fap to an in game character, that's just retarded.

you do it after silly

I fapped to Borderlands 2 Pre-Sequel
Playing as Athena at the part where bandits are taunting you from behind glass you have to shatter, I Imagined her stripping and masturbating while they watched and fapped to her, then they come out and gangbang her after she cums.

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The robots are the only good things to come from Mug Tug.

I wish there were porn of these, sadly I cannot fap to robutts unless they're doing something lewd, even something unintentionally lewd like pic related would do

Nigga, that's a helmet
It will never approach patrician level, like a mutherfucking cage!

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What a man of taste.

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In all seriousness, Katt from BoF2

Too many Pokemon to list in a single post.
Excluding not-fully-evolved Pokemon, I've masturbated to at least two-thirds of the entire roster.
Excluding Pokemon I've only fapped to once or twice and never again, I'd say it's closer to half the roster of Pokemon up to and including Gen 7.

I don't even like the games. They're boring to play through normally and the competitive scene is much more fun and interesting, but competitive Pokemon is a complete joke due to it being just as reliant on luck as it is on actual strategy.

not bad.

I have no god damn shame.

I expected to see more 2Butt in this thread.

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Thanks, I guess.
I'm not sure I can say the same for you, but then again I'm not exactly a fan of scalie or furry stuff.

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top taste

Been fapping to her way too much lately, tbh. The one good thing about Mr. Shitface's Kikestarter succeeding is we're finally getting better smut of her.

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Kill yourself furfag.

No worries, it's not for everyone and I myself am rather oddly picky.

I love FPoV and seeing it at the very end is great and all, but I'd rather have it with anime characters or even kemono than with western furries.

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CM3D2 has vr support and has both regular anime girls, monster girls, and kemono.

Oh I get you.

FUND IT!

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Look at me im cool

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WOULD YOU?

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No

I've masturbated to just about every character posted in this thread, most mutiple times. I don't know if I should be impressed or just disappointment.

Is this you?

Oh shit. It's the nido fag from showdown.
How you hanging fam?

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Hi, I'm wyvernkin, and I don't appreciate you calling us wyverns "dragons"

There's a tragic ammount of moa porn.

Wyverns are shit compared to dragons, anyway. You should take it as a compliment.

no thank you

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH~

is that a puffy vulva

Dragons are better, faggot.

Dragons without hierachy are shit-tier, and there is nothing but no scale detail non D&D dragon bullshit out there, so save for tojo and that other guy, and the people who used to do those ferla dragon porn comics all feral dragon porn is automatically shit.

I'd need you to take another pass at that sentence. Ideally, separate into multiple sentences, instead of having it run on for ages.
Hierarchy as in what?
What do you mean by "scale detail", and what's that got do to with DnD stuff?
What do you mean by "so save for tojo and that other guy"?

It might.
It is

/vp/ is worthless sluggish fucking trash with a faggot BO who doesn't let you shit on shit like an actual user.

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Overall or in-game?


Idiot.

This guy gets it.

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user, if you don't ">mfw" people are going to assume you jacked off to Rich Evans.

>Can never experience the pleasure of humanity while experiencing sweet xeno flesh with your dick your cannibal
Yeah sure.

he just popped in

It's not about wanting to be a woman. It's about preferring straight sex over gay while maintaining character authenticity. Both of these principles are antithetic to degeneracy.

Sam not related to topic, I just wrote this in his voice for some reason.

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Contribution in exchange for source?

Don't, I've seen this posted in LOL threads, it's inflation.

Any fetish that leads to injury or death disturbs me greatly.

I want to be as I am fucking female aliens though. I might have misread something?

Alright drop the fucking tolberones

I wanna go missionary on Tifa and grope her massive boobs as the jiggle like mad while I stick my dick in her. Maybe hand holding too.

Yes. That pic is an edit. I think the original is a touhou doujin.

One of them is like looking in a mirror while I do it, the other is just pure joy in a company I love. Heh.

I can't imagine myself attracted to dicks in any way unless they're being used for a nice hot pleasurable rape and I don't self insert.

And yes, gay sex is shit. Good thing girls can't have it.

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You should visit >>>/nofap/

That was fast.

You might like this I don't, though. Shota isn't my thing I wouldn't recommend trying any of the other characters

I have a hard time thinking of female characters i haven't fapped to.

I really like shortstacks in particular though.

I want to see imp midna with human midna's hairdo.

This

my nigga, buki best girl.

The hair ruins it.

The fact it's furshit already ruins it.

I will treasure Sam until the end of time.

excellent choice.

You crack me up, little buddy.

You just haven't figured it out yet. Necessarily you won't, but if you can bend towards non-humans I'd imagine that non-human males were okay for you too.

I often spend time just trying to figure out fetishes that I don't have. Not just understanding the psychological theory behind it, but actually getting the feel of it. Most of the stuff doesn't stick at all, but at least I can understand a bit where these things come from. Two major things that I can't figure out are true sadism and shit/piss/etc.

Piss isn't that hard to understand, and there are a few obvious reasons for it. For some it's a submission/humiliation thing, and for some it's about marking them as yours.
To some it's sort of a proxy for cum, except easily available in much larger amounts and without the refractory period afterwards. It's like bukkake or a creampie, except you're still aroused enough to appreciate it afterwards.

From what I've seen, scatfags usually hate themselves understandably and have a thing for being humiliated. Urinefags are another matter, since there's a lot more variety there and if you ask them you'll usually get weird answers like "it's warm" or "it's wet."
I get it when I'm depressed and I don't understand it either. I wish it would just go away so I could go back to having comfy vanilla tastes.

No they fucking are you sstupid limp-wristed cocksucker. Nothing about a man to me is even remotely arousing, women on the other hand drive me crazy.
As for any other fetish you don't grasp I wouldn't bother. I gave up long ago, I'm turned on by ass, tits and vagina and anything in the middle like good hips, good thighs, or larger breasts/ass is a massive bonus to me. Why are you studying psychological theory in the first place when it comes to wanking to something?
If you focus enough you could probably jack off sexualizing your wall. I'm jerked off to absolutely nothing and gotten off before. I want a xeno girlfriend too.

this

Or floor tiles?

That guy was a loony. I just didn't focus on anything in particular, I just stared at my wall and through pure willpower I got off.

Interesting. I dunno about jerking off too walls themselves, but I'd jerk off to this song tbh

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This doesn't mean I find walls sexy or something. I can just focus on nothing and masturbate, it's weird but I tend to get wank material instead because I'm too lazy to imagine something.

I'd say that's the normal way of doing it. I feel the same way about using lewd pictures of women on the internet because it's more convenient than coming up with scenarios in my brain that turn me on. I think it's easier to masturbate without porn if you wait long enough because your dick is sensitive so it feels great just to jerk it off all on its own.

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There's absolutely no shame in this. He is a beautiful man.

Nobody jerks off to walls user, don't be silly. We're talking tiles here.

Those are some big legs. I'm not sure how to feel about this.

They're quality legs.

I guess. I wanna fuck her from behind while groping those legs.

There's a lot, you just don't know where to look.
I'd show you but you're a filthy furry

i miss when people would make disgaea porn. i mean besides the molasses slow trickle of etna, shes cool but most of the character designs are really good and deserve love too.
that harada dude really knows his stuff.

Solatorobo has some real qts


You are a man of taste

Furries get out.

stop it phil


he's a known furfag shitposter who will spend hours arguing that kemono (japanese furry) totally isn't furry

these two tbh

no im phil

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nice quads nigger

*furfaggot

That's one crop I wish I hadn't seen the source of.

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thanks

hope it hurts to love something that disgusting you fucking furfag

But they are vastly different communities, enjoy your cultural enrichment.

Here's the non edited version

Nice, somebody saved my shop.


wew

Would you?

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tony you're fag and gensis sucks

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The subtitles in the first game described GLaDOS's voice during the final boss fight as "sultry". That's CANON lewd.

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nut

SHE

SAVES

TITO

DICK DICKMAN

BABY

PHIL AND LOVES

STILL A VIRGIN

BUT ITS NOT HAPPENING EITHER

MAN IT'S A HOT ONE

BITCH YOU-

DON'T EVER TALK TO MY WIFE OR MY SON

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thats just alucard with short hair

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I play fighting games, of course I jack off to video game characters.

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sauce? i've had no luck searching

Sally. Best mech grill.

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Post the one where she wears a hat full of cum.

I enjoy 2hus

Not thinking. Knowing.

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I can't not be aroused when listening to this. It's like the perfect amalgamation of all the shit that turns my crank.

bump

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she's not that bad

Alright, these haha funny jokes have crossed the line. This isn't possible.

Patrician taste user.

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That's not Dolores

Femdom?

Maybe he's a low T fag who likes being degraded.

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