Overwatch mains thread? Soldier 76 reporting for duty

Overwatch mains thread? Soldier 76 reporting for duty.

lad.

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lol blizzdrones

no

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That's a funny way of saying dubs thread

D.va deserved better than this. It's hard to explain though, since it's trying to be a twitchy game rather than a more simulation game. D.va in her mech controlled roughly the same as everyone else, but had all of the mech-related shit assigned to intuitive, ergonomic button assignments. Playing her never felt like I was being restricted, but at the same time gave me a good enough sense of fucking around with a giant machine enough to feel good. Destroying the mech, either by flinging it or by having it die, and summoning the mech again were quick enough to keep with the flow of gameplay, but also sufficiently feeling to remind you that you were controlling a mech. It was simplified, just like the rest of the game, but it was a really good-feeling experience, which in contrast to Hawken – the last shooter which had mechs that I played, which would eventually control like absolute dogshit while in early access – was a suitable sacrifice in simulation-level fantasy-realism without sacrificing the experience.

And then the whole character is forfeit because Overwatch is fucking garbage. What a waste.

Also, nice wasted dubs.

I like the game but I know I'll never be able to talk about it on Holla Forums, so I just don't talk about the game.

Thanks for letting us know

shit game, post asians

The game is a joke. Can't wait to have a proper computer so I can just play Anna or hitscan with soldier.

What's your blizzard ID?

just do it faggot, don't be a handwringing cuck

smh tbh

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I wouldn't mind being carried to top 500 tbh.
Instead I get all sorts of games with Hanzo's that have 20% accuracy & die to Pharah.

Dubs checker reporting

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OH LOOK! A FIVE!

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This isn't cuckchan, you're not going to shit up the catalog with 50 Overfag threads, you're allowed to have a general which is already too much, so if you're going to discuss this cancerous turd stick to that.

Checkem

Are you always retarded or only on mondays?

How about Noverwatch?

very nice

You don't need more than one thread for this shitheap user. Go back to your containment.

Well, today I gave TF2 a chance.
I got kicked out of 3 games for capping on hightower.
Third time I got nearly 20 votes because I killed a friendly. So that's that.

I got some fun out of Overwatch afterwards, but it was promptly spoiled by smurfs and aimbots. I dunno what's the point, it's even casual mode, you don't really get anything besides the +150XP at the end. You get more than that just for playing well anyway.
And they still fucking lose anyway. What's the point of aimbotting as Widow if I can pick Mei, Ice Wall and then freeze your ass?

Cheaters in TF2 were seven shades of retardation, but in Overwatch they're a terminal case.
Doubly goes for smurfing. 40 fucking bucks down the drain. Money you can use to buy a crapload of good games, simply to troll people for a month before your ELO picks up again and you have to fight people your own skill level again.
It's like an MMO subscription at that point, but not only expensive as fuck, but borne of stupidity.

I know someone who bought 10 copies.
He plans to smurf with all of them, didn't even give one away to a friend.
He already burned to 6 of them, still maintains 400$ in a game was a good investment.

Something that Overwatch has taught me is that a majority of people who play video games are terminally retarded, this also explains why modern games are so dumbed down.

How much companies pay for shilling?

I think it's more a case of people going into a certain game wanting something out of it.
But they constantly want the game to be something that it isn't.
Be it playing RPG's and wanting action, or playing multiplayer without wanting competition.

In TF2, I don't think the vast majority of the players still want the class-based-heavy-teamwork shooter we had. They just want a place to socialize and chill and fuck around with soldiers.
Which really makes me think: don't they have other avenues for that?
Why pick a game like that to "socialize" and "fuck around". Especially with trade maps and idle maps and servers specifically made for fucking around. Heck, I used to go to one of those, it was still up today too.

And in Overwatch, it's the stomping they crave. I get stomped easily in quickplay nowadays since I don't have a lot of time to practice.
But Ironically, I have a much better time in Ranked now. It's 50% winrate after those first awfull 20 games and then nearly every match is a clutch till the very end with the odd stomp every dozen or so games.
One of the games I made, we were pushing the payload, shit was already in overtime and I pulled a Riptire. I didn't see anyone, Riptire running circles, team is pushing, almost there.
And then a Genji appears behind them, pulls out the sword and promptly gets blown up by the tire. I even got to jump in there and fend of a Zarya about to kill us.
It was a game decided on those last few precious seconds, and I had a blast with it.

Back when the game was new, there were stomps every 2 or 3 games. It was fucking awfull. Either you steamrolled the enemy, or they steamrolled you. Not only were matches over in 2 minutes, the losing team didn't get to play. You'd spend more time looking at the respawn ticker than actually playing the game. And the winning team got a full 2 minutes of staring at fuck all because the enemies are all dead.
And even then, when Jeff said something about "we want to reduce the frequency of stomps" people were already getting mad, and claiming that stomps are great and the game should be all stomps.
These were the same faggots that ended up complaining about ELO Hell too. Suddendly, they get matched with people that play (or cheat) as well as they do and it's no longer fun.
Turns out, when people with equal skill get matched, you only win 50% of the time. And instead of deciding "allright, this is not what I want out of this, I'm going to play something else", they simply buy another copy.
Holy fuck.

When a videogame has fanart like this with the characters wearing sweaters and cooking is when you know that you have to steer away from that game forever or at least never look it up anywhere ever

Overcucks go home

almost back to masters as a heal slut

Yeah you make a good point from what I can see.


Being a plat tank with no healsluts is suffering

honestly? it seems like soldier is the only thing im alloed to play if i want to get anything done. not that i cant play other classes well but being able to reliably dish out damage is something i need when matchmaking is this crappy.
id like to play more junk rat and dva but chances are im not going to get a whole lot done on my own with them.

Pharah is also good for damage, Genji is too if you have a zarya that you can rely on to shield you and an ana to nanoboost you to combine your ultimates.

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welp made it to masters

Aspie crying on a corner reporting for duty


that's the last time i go into a trend


$00, ask the nintendrones who pretend they never touched their wiius

if i could rely on teammates for basic cooperation i wouldnt be forced to play soldier every time hes available.

Blizzdrone Tumblr tier Overcucks need to be gassed with extreme prejudice.

AYO HOLD UP

Good point.

I main Lucio. Not because I like him. Its because this game is so horribly fucking optimized that it uses nearly two gigs of ram by itself. I only have a six gig machine and it works perfectly fine with everything else, but this game fucks my i5 like a coked out prison bitch. I just bought a brand new rx470 and it is completely -useless- with this disgustingly designed CPU-hog of a game. So since I max out at like 20 fps (with 4 gigs of vram on my brand new card btw) all I can do is heal my teammates by running next to them and hoping that sometimes my shots connect, since anytime someone from the enemy team enters my screen my FPS drops tp glacial levels.

Got any tips for a Mercy/support main in gold rank? I want to git gud and be credit to team.

HOL UP
U BE SAYAN?

it would have been interesting if dva played more like a mechwarrior ripoff with segmented armor and heat management, so she would be encouraged to expose a less damaged side to the enemy.

i gotta wonder what she was like in earlier iterations of her design, because as of right now the only things about her that work together are how her booster helps her get into position for her melee ranged weapons

Devs at work with interesting gameplay mechanics/design and in art design.

*SMACKS LIPS*

whatever happened to those Chinese Overwatch knockoffs in the works?

can't say much then suck some dick I've never been below 2.700.
learn to dodge everything and wipe out your pistol babe.

im sure theyre around, in china

I hear there's one called Paladins?

I dropped Blizz like a hot potato after they went full on SocJus. They're just a pozzed Jewish company pushing diversity porn in gaming.

rofl blizzdrones

You mean the game made by "Buying the founder's pack while we are in beta doesn't mean you bought the game" Hi-Rez? No thanks, that trash is thankfully dead anyways.

Cancer thread? Cancer thread

I don't play often but I only play Roadhog and Junkrat since they remind me of TF2, which I sorely miss

bastion.

I hate artists who don't know how guns work.

If you are over the age of 16 and still play this game, you should kill yourself.

The way that thing would spin makes it look like a giant sex toy

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Nice singles.

I mostly tank or heal. I hate playing as Lucio. My favorites are hitscans when the enemy team lets me hit them with bullets.

fuck outta here
check em

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made it to grand master as mercy
what am i even doing with my life

Being good at videogames, not many could say that

NIGGERS

Faggot general for faggots. You're better off playing vanilla TF2 which is pretty much dead in itself. Blizzdrones go die and leave this site. I've said my piece.

by vanilla do you mean without unlocks, air blast (and extinguishing allies), ammo restoring the cloak meter, engis only able to upgrade sentries and unable to haul buildings?
or do you mean tf2 without mods and custom maps?

Dubs general thread? Soldier Bateman reporting for duty.

Threads never die!

So when´s the new hero going to come out?

Blizzdrones

Are you solo queuing? If yes, please teach me your ways, grand master mommy.
How do you keep your teammates alive without losing hope in humanity?

Checked. Found the true soldier Bateman

This is the one thread doofus

Dubs main thread?
Bateman, check'em in!

Check these dubs and give me sauce for this crop

Are you retarded?

it has the artist name written on it.
Kill yourself you useless fuck

ALL OVERCUCKS MUST DIE

get outta here reaper

I main bateman.

Paladins > Overwatch