So who else is ready to watch Andromeda crash and burn?

So who else is ready to watch Andromeda crash and burn?

I sure am. All of the SJW themes and politics they're shoving in is just a huge turnoff.

Mark doing what Jews do best: Shutting it down.

Someone post that picture of the main character being a manlet

Daily Reminder that this game is made by this piece of shit.

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Just because they want to doesn't mean we should fall for it.

got it

But where on topic. I thinkā€¦ the game is basically tumblr in space. Full of ugly woman, manlets, and trannies.

I could swear this thread had more posts

Do you think they'll give enough of a shit to actually fix that before releasing the game?

qt3.14 turian

What the fuck is even going anymore?

now we're on topic, just don't go completely off the rails. that's all I'm asking.

PAJEET MY SON

They had panel after panel of that shit. If you're gonna pretend games aren't politicized might as well put a bullet in your head.

bye

We can post porn though right? I mean, it's all the game is good for.

not cool.

Yes, but don't do a porn dump. PDF's are fine tho.

Mark, if you're gonna be buying this piece of shit game then just say so.

bioware needs to fire their animators

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Talk about the downfall of bioware and Andromeda. thats ontopic

And they're falling down because they're too political. That's also on topic.

they already did, they just kept the low wage inexperienced ones

Is that the same fucking thread? I thought someone had remade it.

The game's not even out yet. What the fuck are we supposed to discuss? Just keep reposting the same fucking images thread after thread, pretend leftist politics in gaming aren't a thing and regurgitating the same jokes we were posting back when TORtanic was a thing?

no wait, you're right. I read it wrong.

Where's the Turian cooch?

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tbh I like the mini games in their last game. like there was one where you got to judge where someone should be executed or not and it was funny.

sage because I am ashamed of myself.

Fuck you kike at least admit you fucked up, you dirty faggot

There, I've listed all the talking points of the thread. Now you can delete this one too.

Liquidation is a possibility

good, now stop posting and we'll discuss said talking points.

The very basis of lots of the games design designs and its developers are highly politically motivated by marxism. It can't be ignored to be honest. The alternative is to ban threads of the game outright because it's not productive especially for pol/v/

Make a new thread about it.

No one is gonna be discussing the game after what you did to the last thread, because guess what, people were actually discussing the game.

mark will delete it.

Not really. They even managed to fuck the damn aliens' proportions.

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Im surprised she doesnt look like shit

Because they might have used a human skeleton that wasn't even modified.

Stop posting on your phone user.

Just admit you fucked up.


They fucked up basic humanity anatomy, and did so in DA:I too, I fail to see how they'd manage to make aliens not look like shit.

The turians in the other games were cuter. Even the males

I'm all out

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Don't care, still would.

Gonna post my Bioware folder since the last thread was nuked due to Mark being a faggot.

i wish, but normalfags probably already pre-ordered this game enough to turn a profit, and they will be oblivious to how lazy bioware is

A fool and his money are soon parted. And Bioware will run out of fools eventually.

I still don't get the Shepard Ryder comparison. Is it saying that Ryder is a manlet?

PRE-RELEASE FOOT

Oh goodie I can post them delicious cboys again

EA didn't release DA:I sale numbers and is preparing to merge BioWare with other studios for a reason.

If you think a majority will eat this turd up, especially after playing the Witcher 3, you're gonna be surprised.

His proportions are fucked. A basic tenet of character design is to measure your character's height and width in relation to his head so it's all proportional. Ryder's hands and arms look too big for his body, like he has some weird strain of dwarfism.

Please stop.
Straight or gay is fine, anything but herms.

i certainly hope i'm proven wrong, maybe the casuals will finally learn they're getting fucked over

His head is the same size of Shepard's, yet he has the body of a midget. Also, you can notice that all the body proportions are incredibly fucked up.

Then again, this is a company that can't even position boobs right.

Is anyone going to stream this garbage for everyone of us to laugh at when it becomes available?

Cuntboys arent herms.

You might have heard people saying "post-Witcher 3" world. That's indicative of the bar, at least for normalfags, being raised in terms of quality of animation, character models and writing they expect from a game.

BioWare not only falls short of that, but are actively regressing to some deep, dark hole that smells of tumblr's yeast infested underboob.

You rang?

Also, I made a quick cap of the GameFAQs thread where it was discovered a Bioware employee wrote false reviews about The Witcher 3 and Dragon Age 2. The reviews have been deleted, but the text we still have is visible there.

I don't know what else to call them, opposite-genitalia?
It's still horrible.

Didn't smudboy say he was going to do it?

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Bless you user, you're doing God's work.

Jesus fucking Christ, they're like children. Who the fuck does that? Why can't they just pay some Pajeet to do it?

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Its face reminds me of a Cyberdemon

Bioware needs to just die already.

Theyre the male equivalent of dickgirls, who have a donger instead of a vagoo. Dickgirls have breasts but no snatch.

Herms have both dicks and vaginas and tits, while maleherms only have a dick and vagina and a male base.

This isnt some kind of social progressism but rather /d/ tier porn autism. You don't take that away from someone

Have you ever played the damn games or are you just some fagboy who jerks off to second-rate r34 on paheal and keeps posting it here?

Already confirmed, after this releases they're being dismantled and merged with EA Mobile
A fitting fate

SOMEBODY

Why would I play a shitty game?

Yes, and they both creep me out.

Vid 1 is what they think exciting combat looks like. Bullet sponges and particle effects.


It looks like a claymation character from some European short film to me. Like the Neverhood made by drunk Belgians.

Why have shitty porn for it saved to your hard drive then, you fucking pleb

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So i can jerk off to it :^)

Remember this chart? Man, you'd get crucified for making something like this these days.


ONCE

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Even when tumblr is right they are wrong.

Believe it or not, he used to post on the RPGCodex. He even did the visual design for the site.

bioware is the only group of people capable of making 2D pig disgusting.

Until they chased him out for being a flip-flopping rat and shilling for shekels.

I'll let that slide since the sack looks huge enough

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the webm looks like someone made halo 1 with all the bad gimmicks of today

If you ever wanted to consider a career at Bioware, reconsider. Especially if you actually know how to write.


I think the point is that, for all the fuss people make about The Witcher series having PROBLEMATIC sex cards, they only appeared in a single game roughly a decade old. Even if one is stupid enough to be angry about something so silly, it only happened once.

Is that elf half-orc? Elves are supposed to be attractive, it's like their main defining characteristic.

afaik Smud said that he was going to watch a few let's plays. I'm sure there are more than enough morons who are going to stream their play through though. I hope for may laughs when they run into the inevitable bugs and the game trips over itself.

There are no orcs in DA, the face is just a shitty attempt to pander to bioware's equivalently ugly and pig-faced tumblr audience

Oh you mean the cancerous shithole who I keep hearing praise about that are donating alongside neogaf for Pillars of Eternity for their own island?

It's a site for RPGs, you'll find your Sawyerist fanboys to fervent JRPG haters there, but it isn't cancerous by any means.

Remember when Bioware's game was directly responsible for that psychopath shooting up a kindergarten in Connecticut in 2012? Man, time fucking flies, doesn't it?


She's SUBVERTING BEAUTY STANDARDS, you SHITLORD.


Funny you should mention that.

How the fuck is this game good for porn

It's going to have full frontal nudity, so no additional work required to see Ryder nailing Vetra.

All the girls are ugly, so there's no point.

VETRA IS A qt3.14 AND SOOO TALLLLL

Alright, I'll take your word for it, just decided to visit one day and they had a big funding thing for Obsidians latest piece of crap so I assumed the worse.

So the men are women and the women are ugly?

Hey, anybody remember the leak we had for ME:A from last year? Almost everyone I saw reacting to it was extremely skeptical since the premise sounded like glorified fanfiction mixed with PROBLEMATIC imperialism. Funny how that worked out.


Much like Bioware, I have no idea. But that does remind me; there was a video I saw in one of these threads recently which delineated their design process for alien design. Relevant, since the Andromeda Galaxy ought to have completely different forms of life compared to the Milky Way. It was pretty astonishing to see them go from unique concept art to another flavour of "humans with weird torsos and faces." I'll see if I can find it.

The game will be available this week on Origin/EA Access (I have it on xbox one but I have a shitty connection so I can't stream games).

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ME 1 pretty gud
ME 2 decent
ME 3 terrible
ME 4 ITS ALL ORGE NOW

I have never seen such a terrible falling of what could of been a pretty good series.
Of course after the first game non of the original devs and writers worked on the game. i mean fuck it was a planned trilogy first three and the manage to fuck that up.

same shit with dragon age

What do bioware devs look like? Is there a group photo around?

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Just google what tumblr looks IRL.

Mac Walters was lead writer for ME 2, 3, and Andromeda. Gaider was lead writer for the DA games.

the worst leafghanistani stereotypes.

HA

It never should have been a trilogy to begin with. It should have been a series of self-contained stories within the same universe, like a weekly sci-fi show. The Reaper plot should have been wrapped up at the end of ME1 with "you were able to stop them, but maybe there are more out there and they might return in a millennia! OOOH SPOOKY!"

Just think how much more sense ME2 would have made if you were playing as an elite Cerberus operative tracking down the Collectors, instead of Shepard chasing after Reaper minions.

Perfect.


Whoops. Thanks for correcting me.

And I think name of that Asari with down syndrome was Peebee? What the fuck is with these names, DA would come with better names than these

How would you name that hair color?

Golden Shower Blonde

Grease Yellow
No-Shower Ochre
Spoiled Mustard

maybe they really like peanut butter

Her full name is Pelessaria B'Sayle, shortened to PB. She goes by PB because she's a self-hating asari and PB is a nickname humans gave her.

Also I checked the wiki because I hadn't heard some of the names mentioned here, like Vetra and some shit and noticed this. Some characters have actually have written gender like Male and Female, but this Asari has "Feminine" there for some reason, so she might actually be trans or something

SHE HOLDS THE FUCKING GUN BACKWARDS

That's all, folks. Thanks for joining me on this jaunt down memory/nightmare lane.


That wouldn't have saved the godawful combat, or the shitty load times, or any of the other design and gameplay hiccups, but it would have been something. I'm unsure if they could have been trusted to depict Cerberus as anything but ebin nadzee white human supremacists, though, but if we're going on assumptions it would certainly have more promise than the ME2 we received.


Yeast yellow, although I think they were going for "dirty" blonde. It just ended up looking like she styles her hair with lard.

Everything in their games has looked greasier and greasier since Cisquisition because nobody in this fucking industry knows how to make a good texture anymore. Seriously, look at any of the character models posted here, and their skin is unnaturally even up and down their faces. If they wanted their characters to look "realistic" they ought to have some kind of skin imperfection, or something visually to remind the audience the character is a human instead of a plasticky wannabe fuckdoll in a video game.

Asari technically have no sex because their species is monogendered

I think it's because Asari are all female so it's how she acts I guess.

Oh, my mistake then

We have a winner.

Oh fuck, I always knew something looked wrong with newer games but I never knew what it was.

SJWs do go around correcting wikis with problematic language, so you were right to be suspicious. Asari are monogendered, and that gender is feminine, so that's why she's listed as feminine.

Wikipedia is a leftist shithole with highly biased sources and a pederast ring of commissars keeping it all free of wrongthink.

Asari are monogendered and female.

I like how the Biodrones on Youtube are saying "bā€¦but they'll fix it with the day one patch guyse, stop the hate".
What they don't know is that Bioware has been polishing ME:A since last July.

Delete this.

I honestly can't see why people liked ME2 at all.

What was it

I'd be more worried about the fact something like that made it through to a trailer release. You'd think someone would be watching out for that kind of retarded shit and corrected it before it got released into the wild.

It tells us a lot about the kind of of ship BioWare management are running.

Legion was a cool character

Sidequests were higher quality than ME1

Got to bang Tali

I think user accidentally spoilered the image he posted

Garrus head donk. Vanguard charge. That's it.

All wikis, not just Wikipedia

I know. The wiki pages only list gender

Shit I had some nice numbers. Yeah I deleted it because I left the spoiler on.

That picture reminds me: does anyone have the Shrek edit of PB's face? I realize I never actually saved it.


If you're going to correct people, you ought to know the term should be monosexual, not monogendered.

Here you go

Same shit, different name. I'm not gonna use the leftist dictionary.

You guys need to calm down, as you can see here.

I was about to point this out, considering that the definition of female is the childbearing sex of a species, and all Asari can give birth and impregnate each other, this would typically mean that all Asari are hermaphrodites.
But probably because Bioware rightly figured that this would be gay, the entire species instead lacks a male sex or male sexual organs, doesn't need any contributing genetic material from any other Asari, and can "breed" with any species.

Considering that there's even some lore that says all a lone Asari needs in order to reproduce is some radiation, this means Asari are less "female" and more "invasive species of bacteria".

I'm a big manly man

How delusional do you have to be to convince yourself that graphical bugs in advertisements are intentional and good?

Is Alec disappointed in his son?

Delusional enough to think buying Bioware games is a good idea, of course.

Feel great

Developers are supposed to sell me on the game, warts and all. They need to show me genuine game footage that shows how the actual game plays, and not some highly scripted, glossy PR stunt meant to get the mouthbreathers handing them over their shekels.

When I watch a Bannerlord trailer I want the game to come out so I can play it despite the janky animations, the dubious AI, the geometry clipping, the subpar graphics because the game itself shines through.

When I watch an ME4 trailer I see a repulsive pile of shit that came about through an unholy alliance of the incompetent, the mentally challenged and the ideologically fanatical. Seeing the game doesn't make me want me to buy it because I can already tell no care went into making it, no passion was invested into bringing this world to life. All the trailers show me is that whoever was making it didn't give enough of a shit to bother fixing basic graphical and animation issues for the fucking scripted trailers.


In the general sense Asari left on their own would be gay since it's basically two females fucking each other, but in the context of a multiracial shithole as the Alliance they're defacto bisexual. In reality they're just a shitty ripoff of that blue chick from Farscape.

How does that even make sense? Far as I understand it they "reproduce" by cloning themselves, and all they need their partner for is to scramble their neural pathways so a "new" individual can be born.

This, naturally, doesn't answer why mother and daughter look nothing alike or why they need to randomize their brains at birth when different experiences growing up would do the same anyway.

Somebody thought this was okay to write.

Said person thinks buying ME4 after all the horrible trailers is a good idea, so I don't know what you were expecting.

noot noot

training must not have been too rigorous, then. jesus christ, I feel like playing Dishonored to harvest some whale products now

Found the video I was talking about. This is worth a look, no matter how little you care about Bioware. It's fucking amazing how efficient they are at wringing creativity out of a visual design.


Thanks fam.


Monogendered IS the leftist dictionary, you fuckstick. The entire concept of gender as something meaningfully different from biological sex is a lie.


I was the poster child for this kind of delusion, so I'll tell you as best I can. I started playing video games with the gamecube and I never experimented much. I didn't know about games like the first Fallouts, or old cRPGs in general. I didn't know about the so-called golden age of JRPGs in the SNES era, where you had many of the fondly remembered Final Fantasy titles, and many other games in the same mold like Breath of Fire and Chrono Trigger.

So I start playing Mass Effect on my 360, and it's pretty good (or at least I perceive it as pretty good because I don't know any better). I'm still optimistic about the video game industry at this point, so the janky combat didn't bother me. Same with the narrative consistency of the world; I didn't know that people important enough to helm a company as large as Bioware could make bad things - if it had this much money and production values this high behind it, it must be good. The imperfections in the Mass Effect formula must simply be the quirks of the hardware, or their creative process, or something.

As you may have gathered, underageb& me was a fucking idiot. I was still a fucking idiot when I played ME2. I will say, for someone with low standards or a lack of experience in the video game industry, the Mass Effect games look exactly like what you're told good video games are supposed to look like:

This isn't to say all people who liked ME2 seven years ago are idiots, although I think anyone who believe it stands up to scrutiny is. There are things to like about the game. The characters, provided you don't look too closely, are written well enough to hold your interest; the combat, although simplified, is understandable enough to make you feel smart for combining powers; the dialogue, despite lacking depth, gives you enough of an impression of depth you're willing to give it the benefit of the doubt rather than the baleful eye of criticism.

Overall, ME2 is mediocre with a few high points rising out of the muck. Most people who speak well of it remember the high points rather than the muck, and people who criticize it criticize the muck for being there in the first place given how many obvious mistakes the first game makes. The critics are right, but that doesn't mean the fans are as delusional as your average Bioware apologist - those people slurp up the muck of cover shooting, casualized RPG elements, and four-conversation romance stories around their waists and believe it tastes like champagne.

What about the drone who claimed the ESRB forced them to have it backwards.

Very

I found a goon about the same size

Mass Effect 4 is my most anticpiated game of the year and I can't wait for it to come out. That's not because I want to play it, but it's because I want to jump in the air and land with my kneeds bent laughing as hard as I can and pointing at my monitor at the steaming fetid slop of an abortion that Fagoware will release.

I am giddy with anticipation in how bad it is, watch the webms, read the upset twitter posts, sell Fagoware's sales projection figures fail, and to see all the neogaf posts praising it.

Gay is not fine.

Me too, it's sort of like a mini E3 at this point for me

The Kett look really, really, really fucking dumb. Like the most retarded yuuzhan vong ever.

No shit faggot, do work on your reading comprehension next time and maybe you'll grasp the hidden nuance of "same shit, different name".

How the fuck do you even go around pretending the graphics are good? Even at release ME1 looked like complete ass and the animations were vomit inducing. Since you're a mouth breathing troglodyte I assume you also played Call of Duty. How the fuck did you even come to this idea ME1 and 2 have good graphics?

Yeah, really serious moral questions here.

No, you're all the same kind of stupid, trust me.

Summer Earwax

Smegma butter

They just don't give a shit. It's like they want to sink the company.

I can't wait for this shitshow to come out.

this is a weird fucking timeline

Pretty accurate tbh

Why this fucking board looks forward for shitting on Mass Effect, but doesn't want to do the same shit for Horizon Zero Down?

I can not agree more.

what the fuck is Horizon Zero Downs?

We did that, but then realized the game is a boring piece of shit devoid of any soul, made off a checklist. It's the same reason no one talks about Mafia 3 or Watch Dogs 2. They're awful, just not in the same retarded way BioWare games are.

Didn't that already come out? It looks too generic to even care about shitting on, while ME:A is a continuing series with plenty of delusional fanboys.

Because it's from Bioware. A whole new kind of special we know can fail with fireworks.

Where were you before the release of HZD?

Because Horizon is the car in the ditch to the nuclear meltdown MEA is shaping up to be.

Took me about 3 seconds to design something better.

There was a serious drought of good RPGs during that time, the only other decent one to be released that year was New Vegas. The first one got people's hopes up with the promise of choices mattering. Most people bought into the hype and lapped it up, and it was a decent little romp at the time.


We did shit on that game with its retard AI and SJW pandering, but no one really gave a shit about the game in the first place so we moved on.

I'd feel sorrow for all drawfags who are told to make something creative and bizarre for a project like this, only to keep dumbing it down their design over and over so the incompetent developers and animators can reuse the human animation rig. That is, I would if I didn't know drawfags are all prostitutes who draw furry dick on the side.


I'm hoping for a Blunderborn level failure and panning, though EA will still probably make money on idiots/tumblrites who buy it.


I keep on forgetting that game exists up until someone mentions it, and then I immediately forget about it again. That's probably it, and sandwiched between the positive release of BOTW, the Switch's buggy launch and this upcoming travesty, it'll be completely forgotten in short order. You can make a thread shitting on it if you'd like.

3DPD not even once.

jesus fucking christ.

will it actually sell in spite of all the political shit? mass effect 3 sold fine as far as I'm aware.

It's like General Grievous species from Star Wars

user, that bug-man design you made is pretty cute :3

Are there any games with this?

Hot.

A duck put his dick in that.

I would but cucks would report it saying I am shilling for the game. I already made a couple of threads but they got deleted with anons saying "SONY SHILL GETOUT".

Why is this so poorly made? Is it all the diversity hires instead of hiring people based on merit?

All the people with some semblance of talent left.

Everyone at BioWare left. BioWEAr is a walking corpse.

God damn it, Holla Forums. God fucking damn it, the first game was so good. 2 had the stink of EA on it but it was still decent. So much wasted potential. Before MGSV I didn't think anything could dissappoint me as badly as Mass Effect 3. I'll pirate Andromeda out of some twisted sense of loyalty to the first game, but I know what I'm going to find.

Shit.

would you fug

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If there are any New Jedi Order games with the Yuuzhan Vong. Alternatively any 40k games with Tyranids. Starship Troopers games.

She is pure, you faggot.

Only one worth playing

Does anyone have the bioware story webm?

You're a fucking dumbass for not jumping ship at 2 the moment they retconned protheans. It's exactly what I did since I liked the first game but even I smelled bullshit before the 2nd game even came out.

Would you?

Maybe

Maybe.


REMINDER:
DO NOT BUY ANDROMEDA
DO NOT PIRATE ANDROMEDA
DO NOT PLAY ANDROMEDA
IT IS NOT WORTH THE MONEY TO BUY IT, THE BANDWIDTH TO DOWNLOAD, OR THE EFFORT TO SLOG THROUGH

but I really, really, really want to woo Vetra. Because she's talllllllllll.

I think "Triple A" companies are starting to see Early Access as an acceptable release state for their.. "games"..

How else are we supposed to laugh at it if one of the battered biodrone housewives don't sacrifice themselves for the community?

This sounds like something Mark would say right before buying the game in question anyway.

I'm definitely gonna pirate it and make webms like i did with fallout 4 during the salt party threads, that's if it comes without denuvo.

Who the fuck actually needs to be reminded of this shit? You? Because it certainly ain't me trying to use reverse psychology shillcology like that on people


you faggot.

Mark isn't a good role model.

I can't tell if you're all fools or masochists

C'mon you little sluts, if you're gonna be talking about "cute bugmen" don't get cold feet when somebody asks you if you'd do what you know you want to do.

It's not like I want to play it, I want some retard here to sacrifice himself and stream it.

How long do games usually take to find there ways on to torrent sites these days?

And skip out of seeing how broken the game is?

I'd want to get to know the bugman first.
I just really think the Kamen Rider/evil alien combo looks good

Never mind, found it.

I hope Brote will stream it.

Did they base that one off Cliff Bleszinski?

Alright, so he asks you out a few times, you go see a movie together once, hold hands on a beach, and one day when he's walking back to your place he asks if he can come in.
What do?

get the bug spray

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why did you lead him on user
you broke his heart
he's now in intensive care in the hospital
he's not pressing charges because he just wants you to be happy

Alec why did you died? Why are you the villain?

Webbum version

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>don't talk to me or my wife's son ever again

Has anyone at bioware seen the 5th pic edit yet? Or the other edits of their ugly characters?

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I don't want pests in my house user.

What if it was his house?

I'd say no.
I don't even know what kind of equipment a "bugman" has, I think we're just not meant to bee.****

I'm sure they saw it, otherwise the gaming press wouldn't have made articles defending Bioware.

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Vastly depends on what type of bugman it is.
Insects have some interesting wieners.

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Actually if a bug dude was around human size the equipment would have to be different due to square cube law shit, it wouldn't be able to support itself in those shapes due to weight and a humanoid one would have to have one that doesn't need prehensile muscles to move since the hip section already does that. The reason small bugs have weird dicks is because of their bodies being low to the ground so they need prehensile shit and weird shit in order to actually sexually position themselves.

A humanoid bug-man wouldn't need that kind of equipment and indeed it would phase out for more efficient "gear" like our setup to suit the body shape.

lol?

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I want to give a blowjob to that thing

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Which?

So it's going to either be something ugly, weird and unworkable or something alien and still standard like says. In either case, I'm guess I'm going to try to be just friends.


Wasn't there a commentary in a game where the developers said they deliberately made characters' heads bigger in order to make them more expressive and approachable? I'm kinda getting that from this, except Bioware fucked up and made it so everyone looks like they're stunted man-children. Also, if you're colonizing a foreign galaxy, wouldn't there be a strong push to leave undesirable elements behind? I can already see 3 undesirables (if we discount manlets as undesirables) right there.

Just three?

The first one.

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Whats the source on the video.

It's from one of the recent videos by a guy on YouTube by the name of E;R. He does videos about cartoons and movies. Surprisingly non-cancerous, and surprisingly redpilled.

Your missing the point. The fact your using gender means you've bought into their shit.

Don't use gender, it's a forced meme made by a faggot parading as a scientist.

So they are admitting they are making this game for autistic people? kek

God even Mass Effect 2s combat was much better. and that game's combat wasn't even that good to begin with. There was more tactical sense and strategy involved on the higher difficulties, it also made teammates vital, whether that be for tanking/being a distraction for you, or just assisting you in taking down tankier enemies.

that actually makes me sad. when i played mass effect 1 i would never in a thousand years have thought the sequel machine would shit this out

A little bit of cancer doesnt hurt

read the metadata, friend

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Needs some Benny Hill playing in the background.

First time I heard that Mass Effect's combat involves strategy. The AI is already clinically retarded, so squaddies are going to be useless regardless. I just want to have my Spectre Master Gear Assault Rifle with frictionless materials again. I might even forgive BioWare a little if they do. Not enough to buy this shit, mind, but enough to overlook some of the less glaring flaws.

It looks like a school project.

you must not have ever tried to actually command your squaddies, have you?

Mass Effect 2's combat was more puzzlelike than tactical. If you saw an armoured enemy, you knew you had to use your anti-armour powers to deal maximum damage. There was, at the very least, some kind of gameplay system which differentiated between skilled and unskilled players. The Andromeda gameplay is just a mess - if the disruptor ammo or whatever it's called did anything more to the robots' armour than normal rounds, I couldn't tell the fucking difference.

The lack of a strict cover system makes the shit enemy AI and bullet sponge health bars even worse. With a strict cover system, the player can at least rationalize stuff like that ("oh, this guy takes a million shots and walks towards me slowly because he's meant to force me out of cover"). When a krogan walks slowly towards you in a wide open field, what am I supposed to think?

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kek

So, what are the chances that ME4 is worse than TOR?

good shit user

I almost had a panic attack because the "pushed over the railing" animation in that webm looked identical to one I posted earlier in Cisquisition, but a second look has confirmed they are actually different. The two animations are just equally incompetent.

100% hell even cisquisition was worse then TOR.

Worst than TOR, At least in TOR you could had some fun being a bounty hunter and shit

I can't deny those digits.

What triggers me most is the fact that she draws the bow by pinching the string with two fingers. Did they thought that bowstring is made of rubber bands or something? How hard is it to google "drawing bow"? It took me two fucking seconds.

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I can't think of a single studio that deserves a giant bitch slap more than Bioware does after the last decade.

Dubs luck is looking pretty suspicious.

Another third world retard who blames on the White race the shortcoming of his inferior one.
Just like those beaners waving the Mexican flag, and shouting viva mexico that don't want even hear about going back there.
Deport this motherfucker.

All I wanted to do was play video games!
All I wanted to do was play video games!
All I wanted to do was play video games!
All I wanted to do was play video games!
All I wanted to do was play video games!
All I wanted to do was play video games!
All I wanted to do was play video games!
All I wanted to do was play video games!
All I wanted to do was play video games!
All I wanted to do was play video games!
All I wanted to do was play video games!
All I wanted to do was play video games!
All I wanted to do was play video games!
All I wanted to do was play video games!
All I wanted to do was play video games!
All I wanted to do was play video games!
All I wanted to do was play video games!

>>>/bog/

That's not Garrus tho

>>>/gulag/

Can we send this to BioWare and get him fired?

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Bioware likely celebrates racism against whites.

Eh, fair enough. I wouldn't put it past them.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Which rock did you crawl out from that you know nothing about Bioware?

I guess the same rock that's kept me from taking interest in anything Bioware has put out since Jade Empire.

Wew, what a goddamned drama queen, crocodile tears all over.

I already did Garrus the first time. I want to reciprocate the Human Turian love.

wtf happened in the video?

alternatively, he could have a very big head

They mixed up envelopes and accidentally gave the award for Gay Niggers From Outer Space to Hollywood Self Aggrandizement. Acting is for F.A.G.s and nobody cares.

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That's exactly why Andromeda needs to bomb, so bioware can finally die.

I'm so hyped.
Laughing at Bioware is always fun.

I predict a Trump reference.

JUST

Ow shit I got to wake up in this shit town tomorrow.

Of course not. Aaryn Flynn, Bioware's general manager approves of him saying those things on his Twitter. The company's management approves of things like murdering whites and white genocide. EA must at least know, and they haven't told Curry Thunder to knock it off, so they're probably in on it too.

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This is the same company that made ugly Asari when their entire race is built around being semen demons to survive.

Will they cast Joe Rogan in the Ass Effect: Andromeda movie? He is short enough.

What did he mean by this?

I'm a bit surprised they called it "history" rather than "herstory".

Since the thread is sinking and we no longer have the shitposters here, can we finally talk how amazing this game is going to be?

Where is the red ending?

Pre-order DLC only :^)

you have to go back

Beautiful, now slap this BR's laughing over this animation.

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The alien on the left is supposed to hold something.

rip moose erect

I made a bit of shitty OC in case anyone still has this tab open.

Supposedly he was fired from bioware?

I dug this up to tell you that your digits are autistic and your hopes and dreams are shit.

Are thay also speaking in jamaican/african accents?

I mean Jaa; is not that far from Javik as far as name go