Mass Defects Recommended Specs only go to 1080p 30FPS

With all the corners Bioware has been cutting in fucking promotional material, the shit that's supposed to make the game look as good as possible, how much effort do you think they put into optimization?

JUST WHY

This is the part that just boggles my mind. You have companies that make really shitty games that sell the game way better than Bioware does.

Thanks dude. That kinda clears some of the confusion by creating more confusion. Cinematic 30fps is a joke at this point, since everybody has seen through the lie already. But reason for this is that the new consoles are just not very good. And there is no hope of devs getting better at optimizing and working on the hardware since the hardware is a shitty pc with minor tweaks.

Why optimize when the console manufacturer has already made their platform irrelevant by making a "better version", see ps4pro or whatever xbox yearly slight upgrade is.

When consumers at mass see through this bullshit, they might actually lose interest in games.

How many oceans do you think it's rendering underneath the levels, Holla Forums?

Well, even No Man's Sky won a game award, think about that for a second.

Reminder that hardware demand is being artificially inflated because of poor ports. You either cave in for a console or shell out more cash for a new GFX card. Both sides win due to bad ports and optimization.

Lack of giving a shit

Lazy and shitty work from console manufacturers, not giving enough hw-access in the devkits. Shitty and lazy work from devs to not demand better access to the hardware. These new consoles could do wonders, but everyone involved seems to not care at all. Maybe they don't give a shit about games or the hardware they work with.

Just by making it possible to turn off the social media shit (taxing HDD and CPU) on the background while playing, could give a good 5-10fps boost. B-but that's madness, why would anyone want that?

I love this industry.

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To boldly poz where no aids has spread before.

I just want Bioware to just fade away. I've never cared about them in the slightest. They probably have made maybe one good game, but I just can't give half a shit in order to even play one of their games.

ASS DEFECT: DIARRHEA
In space, no one can smell your shit.

And, I'm guessing the romancees will be okay with it? Alos, does Bioware seriously think their down sydrome characters are romancable?

honestly I hated them from the start because the second they got big PC rpgs all became formulaic shit and stuff like dungeon crawlers and giant world maps that aren't filled with invisible walls died off.

BIOWARE MUST BE DESTROYED

Is it safe to assume anyone responsible for Baldur's Gate II has long been weeded out of the current makeup?

They did, original soul of the Bioware I mean. What remained is an empty husk known only by its name and packed with mindless meat

Already rule me

Bioware basically just makes VNs featuring trannies and ugly women with a few combat sections interspersed so normalfags don't feel like complete degenerates/

How many characters can a straight male romance in the game? Its probably only 2 so they'll make you go gay to get the achievement.

NO ONE CARES YOU REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY SHILL

You could turn off some of the post-fx shit and probably gain 70fps.

Nothing of value was lost, nothing of value was ever lost with console ports. But after doing so much progress now we're back to the early 2000s where you need what equals to a top end graphics card from 3 years ago to run games at a resolution from the 90s, and 30fps while at it.

This is your coding & optimization.. on marxism. Any questions, shitlords?

I keep telling people the infestation promotes politically lock-stepping cliques & removes anyone of merit until it all goes to total ruin under narcissistic retards who have zero merit & know next to nothing about what they've infiltrated/co-opted.

What in the fuck? I knew Bioshit was bad, but how do you fuck up this bad?

Optimization takes time, effort and skill.

I don't know why everyone hate Marx so much. I think he's pretty funny.

Marx is best when laughed at.

I'll bet that it's not even needed, and the copywriter just looked up "high-end PC build" for everything but the GPU.

So who is willing to bet the planets will only have a village on each and you can only explore a small area? Seems like everything they are doing is to cut corners and do the least amount of effort, and I truly expect the worst in every aspect of the game.

At this point I'm pretty certain everyone responsible for Mass Effect 1 is long gone.

Just when I didn't think Bioshit couldn't fuck up any further, they somehow manage to keep surprising me.

Why EA even keep them around at this point is beyond me.

I bet you're right. 16gb of ram for a console port is fucking insane. Consoles have like 8gb max, the game probably won't be even capable of using more than than 4gb at once.

75% of the people in the credits for Mass Effect 1 did not appear in the credits for Mass Effect 3. Make of that what you will.

Damn, this is going to be the next crysis, is it to late to preorder? Where can I get the best bonuses?

Gaider was there until 2016 but he left for Beamdog
of course, at this point it's his evil clone rather than the man who decided BG2's expansion wasn't hardcore enough and made a free mod to make it awesome

Because those were so good.

the only bioshit game i ever enjoyed genuinely was DA:O

I love generic medieval fantasy settings have poor taste in vidya

But ME3 could run at 60fps?

I'M NOT

Better than whatever Bioware is shitting out these days

Reminder that Ex-Bioware employees say the company is completely disorganization and it's going to shit fast.

tbh if they didnt they would probably be treated as pariahs by the rest of the game developing community

I honestly think BOTW might sweep everything this year, and almost deservedly so.

EVERYONE IS BI IN THE FUTURE, SHITLORD!

Good one

name a better game that came out this year
(although the year is still young)

The lack of porn in this thread hurts
Its not like we can post Mass effect porn later as the Studio will be dead and the last character they will release will have down syndrome

IIRC there was an achievement for this in DA:O too

Because ME porn is shit.

0/10
Alien-on-human is only ever good if it's a male human dicking a female alien or if the alien and human are both the same gender

Zap the gay away.

So it's ONLY good if it's every combination possible? That's kind of a grammer paradox there bud.

Some of its quite tasteful most of it isnt

user you have probably the shittest taste
female X Alien is the most common standard of Xenophilia, Male X Alien is 2nd and whilst i admit AlienXAlien is pretty good, ME aliens are basically Human and because theres barely any straight krogan porn and a complete lack of Volus living fleshlights its pretty meh tier
True patrician taste is HumanXAlien (with an actual alien instead of a human copy)
Collectors are therefor superior in taste to maleXAlien

My sister's husband is an ex-Bioware employee. I should ask him.

set resolution to 1080p then set resolution scaling to 50%. Problem solved op.

oh fug
could've sworn i spoilered that

What kind of monster are you, user?

Every combination except male alien on female human, I was tried to word it funnily.
I just really don't like it for some reason

You forgot to spoiler, bud.

mike pence go away

He does have a point though
A lot of the Male Aliens are given basically human penises
I want more than 1 penis like quite a lot of animals have
I want them to not be a straight human replica coloured blue

God I'm still angry how shitty they did their job on Tali's face
There were literally thousands of designs better that didnt look like a coloured jew

Oh boy, bald humans with different skin colours.

God damn do i love erotic character sheets
It can't just be me right?

Oh come on, nigga.
Personally. I like really exotic xenos. They look a bit too human like for me.

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Why, Horizon Zero Dawn, of course, user.
Don't listen to those silly folk at IGN who gave it a lower score, they are just paid by Nintendo accurately rating both products upset that HZD is easily the best game of all time.

In fact, I gave it a 98/100 on Metacritic. The only reason I didn't bump it up to 99 or 100 is so, when the 2 sequels come out, which will be so much better as they can see what people want, I can give those the 99 and 100 scores, respectively.
I also gave that shitty Zelda game a 1, to make the average score lower so HZD can get it's rightful spot on the top of Metacritic.

I recommend all Anons on this forum give HZD a shot. Even if you don't have a PS4, go get one just for this game. I say game, but it's more like a work of art.
Oh, and try out the new PS4 Pro! It makes every 4k with no a little upscaling, and everything runs at 60 30 a high FPS!!

I thought this would be painful to write, but I really got into it and laughed along.

Like you have any room you talk, you post on 4/tv/ and 4/r9k/
www.google.com/#q=1487917800080&*

I too like alien girl getting impregnated by human man.

Nah nigga, I browse neither.

YOU HAVE TO GO BACK

You can't make me

Is that some guy sucking on a giant Tali's tit?

The second one is

Then at least stop using the site user pls have respect for yourself

It's not even gonna be a threesome, BioWare are too lazy and inept to actually code and write all the possible permutations.

It's an achievement to remind those that played through the game three times of their shame.

I did it's just my best pics are from there. Why do you think I'm posting here.

The specific pictures you were using were only first posted a few weeks ago, silly.
You've been caught out.

The third one has tits though but like I said I don't mind gomosegs
Also I this rape slave stuff is not down with me, sex without both parties enjoying it is trash.

You could've just said Nier Automata but your wall of pain is probably what's on their mind.

b-but they showed off 4k

THE BESTEST GOY

Sam lake does it better tbh

IN THE CUCKSHED

Bioware is so fucking retarded, that's most likely what they did.

16? More like 600!

I've always wanted one user kun!! Could you make one for me?

Some things do not need to be shown in 4k.

God knows. Looking at the lackluster quality of animations and models I could actually imagine them fucking it up so bad you actually need those retarded specs. I'm not sure how you could do that with the prebuilt middleware package EA handles you, but I'm sure BioWare would find a way.

It's either that or their moronic attempt at marketing to make people think the game is a graphical powerhouse.

I will if you hug me afterwards.

L-lewd

One day we will be free from this.

>looking like that…
thx, but I'll just stick with DOS

I do believe it's time…

I loved BOTW, I haven't had that much fun in a game in a long time, but it's not perfect and the year isn't even a quarter through.

Doesn't ME:A run on DICE's Frostbite engine or whatever? How could they fuck up something that makes Battlefront look that good and produce something that looks this shit? It boggles the mind. Though given the pajeet they've got running the show, I'm sure they've got a bunch of cis white males on temp contracts stringing together their shit code at the last minute to get the thing to fucking compile at all.

What the fuck is going on? This is absolutely insane and ridiculous. And this trash is supposed to be AAA game? Why do you let this shit happen, America? Those people don't deserve the job they have. I wouldn't trust them to clean streets even.

Nier Automata is going to be GoTY, from what I've seen.

Never said it was perfect and I felt like you.

I hope it will. I haven't seen a thing because when I'm interested in a game I cut myself off every info to discover it fully.
I don't wish for games to fail unlike most people here. I wish Zelda won't be the GOTY but you can't deny it's a step of giant in the right direction and should be the new standard in terms of open world games.

You assume Shrek was made by mistake through ineptitude and lack of experience, when the truth is far more frightening.

BioWare made the creature ugly on purpose, as they did with all the other Asari in the game.

Is BotW the first open world game that actually gets the concept right?

Pity that Western developers will learn nothing from this, seeing how they're busy sucking Guerrilla's dick because HZD is full of dykes.

Early Might&Magic maybe ?
Those last 15 years yes it is.

Friendly reminder, user can make 10,000x better models than a multimillion dollar funded AAA developer.

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Yes but we're talking about Bioware here, they're bad at everything. Remember the greasy faces in Cisquisition?
The Frostbite engine can't be used to hide shitty 3D models, textures and animation.

no, that's supposed to be a dogowner standing next to his giant dog

the picture you see is actually a VHS cover for a dog training video

Oh wew I can see how it looks kinda like that

Those are edits drawn on top, not models you dummy.

>1080p 30FPS

Upscaled, right?
I don't believe even for a second that anyone at Bioware is capable of optimizing it to that extend.

Its alright, 30 fps will make it feel more cinematic.

Also the main resource capital to invest in the above. Which would obviously cut 0.01% into total projected profits and that can't happen because the executives need another solid gold boat can't survive on ~250% of the minium wage rather than ~300%, really.

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Well running on an older engine and having newer hardware/sliming down your OS helps quite a bit.

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHY DO THEY KEEP PUTTING THESE OPTIONS IN GAMES
ALL THEY DO IS MAKE GAMES LOOK LIKE GARBAGE

did
did you
did you read it at all

Speaking of retarded things that make games look worse.

Why do Asaris have bellybuttons?

Also, any word on the social poz? So far Bioshit has upped the faggotry in their games with each successive pile of shit they've puked up but I haven't heard much about it for this one.
Surely they didn't dial it back, did they? Their tumblr fanbase would be furious.

What do you expect? They are only humans after all

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Its not that they're unable to do better models, its that in this brave new world of ours beauty is considered harassment, so they go out of their way to have the ugliest models because that's how "real people" aka. leftists look like.

So hang on, the plot for this game is that you are part of a hostile invading colony of various alien species, and the "bad guy" is trying to protect his home from an invading force from another galaxy?

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Seems so. Apparently a galaxy is too small to have enough semi-habitable planets for a faster-than-light civilization to spare one or two to the at most a few million refugees. Based on the habitability of Milky Way in previous games this is comparable to Sweden not having enough room in middle of the forest for a thousand sandniggers.

Bottom left awfully looks like a man.

So, we're illegal immigrants, the enemies are ICE agents and the boss is Trump? Bioware does it again, folks!

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Looking for the screencap where the devs blame her looking ugly on wide angle lenses, even though the male model looks perfectly fine.
Also in making that excuse Bioware concedes that they know their female characters are ugly, but only addresses one example.

The face, yes, but the body is that of a malformed manlet. Somehow have that side by side comparison with Shepard?

Oh, they know alright.

That's going to Horizon Zero Dawn, considering the only ones who can't shut up about it are friends of the developers like Kojimmies and Media Molecule.

REMINDER

this is the first time I found myself wanting to bang an asari

Only if without that dark bar over the eyes. What is that, military camo?

wait what? its supposed to end sexism in games!

why is it always the same faggots every time

Its interesting, while the Reapers were far from being the best villains in gaming, its quite the step down to go from lovecraft inspired abominations to fighting an strawman who is only doing his job and duty to defend his home against foreign invaders.

The horror.

I must say, I'm genuinely surprised. That said, I miss the days when Bioware actually had a fucking forum and just enough competent staff to have delusions of adequacy. These days, everyone of any value has jumped ship, so they're just running on inertia. I've only wished them the worst after DA2, but seeing them become a third-rate dating sim developer leaves me feeling almost sorry for them.

Well I was able to play Witcher 3 with most things on high and some on medium at 1080p, don't know the FPS but it was playable, and my GPU was under the minimum requirenments (raderon 7850). This will probably be simmilar.

I'm sure Native Americans are not going to be happy about that kind of propaganda.

>A fucking 660 is the minimum

So the plan is to make a plot so awful nobody wants to play, animations so shit nobody wants to play, gameplay so shit nobody wants to play, and specs so high with so little reward that nobody can?

Did DA:I have this high of specs? I don't even remember, all I remember was it was a game I could play, but didn't particularly want to.

Did Inquisition have any good mods?

Twitch is streaming PozzEffect right now

twitch.tv/twitch

twitch.tv/twitch

twitch.tv/twitch

Not going to give them views.

uninstall.exe?

I don't think it has ads

That would explain why both your ship and your exploration vehicle have no weapon.

Still has a popularity meter somewhere.

Whites are the native Americans, user.

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then we should make it look more popular than it is so they ship more units than they can sell.

Bioware hypocrisy never ceases to amaze me.

It's so fucking boring lol

It gets better. The human is based of a model. Spoiler alert, she looks almost a different person.

it wouldn't happen to be based off an MtF model like ME3 Ashley was? is it?

The minimum specs for 720p (presumably on low settings) are an even bigger joke than the recommended settings

No, it's based off a pretty hot model that BioWare then proceeded to butcher because of unrealistic beauty standards.

Nope, she was quite a qt too.

F

There was even an article on it by the Sun, a UK tabloid.

I'd sue BioWare's ass if they made me that ugly.

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Also, here's the male version of the protagonist. Apparently he's some actor called Steve Brewis.

There are obviously only women and faggots working at their art department.

he at least looks like the character, and painfully betamax, wtf shave that face and he looks like pedo bait

Why is he so punchable?

Cunts like effeminate faggots for whatever reason.

Even the dudes are faggots what the fuck.

That image has been passed around so many times without any proof. Is this the new meme?

Where the fuck did they find this guy? He's only been in like 3 productions and I've never heard of any of them

Also he looks really Jewish

I have a hidden bathroom behind a bookcase.

t. Sean Cuckingham

Trips

Do some anthropology, son.
rt.com/news/stone-age-america-archaeologists-445/
telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/9110838/Stone-age-Europeans-were-the-first-to-set-foot-on-North-America.html

The video is pretty much unrelated other than the cities being flooded because someone thought it was a smart idea to build their civilization on top of it. As for the two links, it only explained that they set foot there not settle. They also died out by environmental changes and being able to handle it compared to the asians. this might trigger some but this guy is our ice age European

Try harder, shlomo. We’re talking about things that happened 20,000 years after the last neanderthal died.

OY VEY

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It's the cherry on top of a shit IP and what BioWare fans deserve.

looks like the fable remaster faces

Don't trust the timing of high latitude North American dates too much regardless of what settlement argument you're making. The radiocarbon is all screwed up due to some event. Either a particularly nasty CME or a very attenuated GRB or similar phenomenon.

What matters is that the red niggers need to be exterminated once and for all.

Reminder that Mass Effect was never good. Not once.

It's what Star Trek would look like if it was a corridor shooter.

This
7th Gen kiddies will try to make it seem like thats not the case though.
Including faggots who post here

Regardless of how shit it is, imagine going through three games only to have the final message, the big ole "congratulations" pat on the back say, "downloadable content."

What a fucking slap in the face.

ME1 was a neat universe packed inside of a shitty proof-of-concept

ME2 was Gears of War in the ME universe

ME3 was the worst writing of any video game I had played up to that point

It's fine if you want to exterminate them just don't try to justify it by pulling crap out of your ass. I'd rather use the 'always drunk and unproductive' over the 'MY GRANDAD OWNS THIS LAND BEFORE YOU'. It's like how some of my retired friends used to say they own the moon because of the flag which was never there in the first place

The difference between ME1 and every other game in the series is that ME1 had the potential to be good. I can't really say that about any other Bioware title since DA:O.

same here m8

I dunno, I think dragon age 2 was much, much worse

Maybe there will be a choice to join the good guys and repel your former allies' invasion.

No they are not, they invaded the land just like all the other filthy humans

tumblr deserves worse.

But that's true. The Indians always keep saying whites are dumb savages because they claim to own the land, they always get smug and reminds us that their ancestors didn't own any of it.

So, yes, it's true, the white man owned the land before the natives.

You forgot to put untapped in front of potential. Sure, it had potential as a Star Control ripoff, but BioWare chose to drop the ball in every regard.

You never actually explore any place interesting, there are no space battles (in a fucking sci-fi game), the gameworld is boring and generic to anyone that has even a passing interest in science fiction and to top it all off it plays like a clunky, shitty third person shooter.

That's sort of a false equivalency, though. America owns the moon and the rest of space because the rest of the world is shit. It doesn't even matter if the moon landing is a hoax. If anyone has a problem with it, they're free to fight it out against the largest military on Earth.

You fool. You've cursed us all.

I dropped ME2 after about 3 hours so I don't actually know how bad it gets

I hope the ayyliums slaughter all humans, to stop the cancer from spreading

The Indians can say whatever they want. It's only by power and strength that will have a say. Dead men tell no tales.

What?

A lot of games have potential, especially these days. The only thing good that comes out of games is concept art. It takes nothing to hire a decent concept artist to realize the image of idea guys and hacks. Horizon Zero Dawn managed to fuck up robot dinosaurs, Remember Me was "lost potential" too. Even MGSV was "lost potential."
At some point you have to let go of what you hoped for and realize all you're left with is a bad game. Everyone's wooing over the emperor's new clothes, and all I see is a fat naked old man.

The Younger Dryas Event was likely an asteroid (or multiple) impact which caused the ice age to end. If there were radioisotopes in the asteroids (unlikely, but hey), that might be the reason for it.

Slurp a chode, /x/. The lunar landings happened.

I just laugh at their nigger tier greed.

Fuck Indians.

Haha, time for copypasta!

I am a Native American. Our culture died because we allowed it to die. Culture can only survive if someone is willing to fight for it. If no one is willing to, it will die. You’re seeing it happen now in Europe, as well as in America, Canada, and Australia. It was never about the land. It was about the hearts of the people. The clay was secondary at best–irrelevant. You don’t need land to preserve the identity of a people. It does help, but it isn’t necessary.
The majority of our people, if one could even use the term to describe the numerous disparate and warring tribes, were not interested in preserving their ways. Or, at least, not interested enough to make significant efforts to do so. Our ancestors could have used the knowledge of the Europeans to build towns and cities, chapels and schools. We could have sent children to study medicine and engineering, built our own printing presses and firearms, and raised our own libraries filled with books penned by our own hands.
They chose not to. What happened to us is terrible, regrettable, and tragic. But do not pretend we do not share at least equal portion of the blame. We did not march ourselves down this path, no, but we did not strive to survive it, either. We were given land. Was it enough, No, not even remotely. But we were given it, nonetheless. It was ours, to do with as we pleased. What did we do with it, in all the intervening centuries? Nothing. We have built trailer parks and casinos. Are we blame the white man for that, as well? How far down the rabbit hole will you reach, looking for excuses? To what lengths will you go to avoid accepting responsibility for your own choices and actions, including your lack thereof?
It is easy to pass the blame to others. Feel free to cite me what that has ever accomplished for anyone, ever, in the history of the world. Will you blame the long dead for your circumstances today, forever? Is that your goal?
The dead are dead. They mean nothing. Stalin is dead. The Nazis are dead. The people who fought Nazis are dead. The American pioneers are dead. Joan of Arc is dead. Bismarck is dead. Winston Churchill is dead. Sitting Bull is dead. The men who founded the United Nations are dead. The soldiers who fought in World War I are dead. Our ancestors are dead. And so are all of the people who tormented them.
They are all gone. They have power only as memories and ideals. And while an idea is not to be underestimated, that does not change that they are all gone. What is real is what is here right now. You. Me. Everyone around you. That’s real.
The world is made up entirely of those who were born into it with the inherited lots that were cast to them. Whether that lot is a weapon and a blessing, or a curse and a burden, is entirely up to you and what you choose to make of it. We can make of this world and our inheritance a palace or a prison, at our discretion.
You can accept responsibility for that, accept the burden falls squarely on you to change your lot in life if you are dissatisfied, or you can cry as the walls come tumbling down. It is your choice. And the consequences of what you choose are yours, as well.

I am half a nation that isn’t recognized for political reasons. I can understand that, since acknowledging it would force a lot of white people that actually settled the land to lose all their hard work. I am 3/8 a tribe that has a casino, but it is “managed” by some jews that are using it to funnel money. I don’t get any myself, but if I had wanted I could have gotten a bunch of free benefits like school and medical. The only welfare I get is my military pension that I worked 20 years to earn. But since I own some of my families land and don’t have to pay taxes on–as well as being able to hunt and fish as much as I want–it gives me more than enough money to live comfortably.
There really aren’t a lot of traditional elements to recover. Fishing, hunting, and gathering was pretty much the only thing we did besides trading and slavery. Also, I am really grateful I don’t have to live 50 deep in a log cabin with my family. That was pretty much the norm before the English came. Indian “tradition” outside of woodcraft is garbage. It does nothing to better people and only drags them down. I am not going to discount my ability to fish, track, and hunt–I have yet to meet a single white man that can walk into the woods with nothing but a knife and come out nine months later fatter than he went in like I can.
No, while culture is awesome. I get to drink beer, have actual medicine that is more than an old man singing at the Moon, have indoor plumbing, my own cabin, refrigerators so I don’t have to eat dried fish and berries 9/10ths of the year, AC so I don’t have to sweat my balls off in the middle of summer, books so even a stupid indio like me can earn a trade like electronics, Christianity to keep us from acting like animals, and not getting raided and murdered and our women enslaved by other tribes.
You people are a-fucking-mazing. We had literally the land of plenty and all we did was sit on our asses and fish. The English, Scots, and French uplifed my people so far it’s ridiculous. European culture is the best.

IN THE THREAD

Only in terms of art, music and dat ass. The game has moronic worldbuilding, shills a Marxist message and paints the protagonist brown for no other reason than that the French are a race of nigger loving cucks.

I had my fun with MGSV. For all its many failings it still plays incredibly well, the core of the game is rock solid, which is not something that can be said about ME, which is only liked because it happens to be one of the rare cRPGs.

No one talks about the writing in ME, or the gameplay, it's just memes and background lore.

Wasn't it mentioned that Asari look like whatever you are? Like a Krogan thinks they look like blue krogan and that.

Jesus fuck, somehow the animation just gets worse and worse the more you view it.

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It's like putting a drill to your skull and then complain about the increasing severity of your headache. You're the only one to blame.

this should be DA22, not ME2

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The flag wasn't there because of the spaceships exhaust taking it down
Muh Solar winds

was thinking of 4, I fucked up

Guido Mista?

I'm not afraid to admit that I actually cringed. At this point, even IGN is subtly panning this game. They'll still give it a 9.5/10, but even they, the most clueless corporate hacks in the industry, know it's a steaming pile.

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By now I wouldn't be suprised if the enemy leader looks like Trump just with violet skin.

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Even in my deepest desperation for sex, I don't get how anyone can justify BioRomance as appealing. On any and all fronts. Animation, character models, personalities, context, all of it drives like a totaled 89 Camry, and based on the webm, the stereo was probably stolen too.

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Also you will have to take down your father for opposing free immigration, just to hammer down the point how absolutely and uncompromisingly right uncontrolled immigration is.

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that was a conversation between 3 drunks in me2
you'd think that any visual recording of one would eliminate any mental manipulation involved

So, Holla Forums, will the different dialogue options be "Yes", "Yes", "Yes" and "Sarcastic" this time?

I dunno I sorta liked ME1 FemShep-Kaiden "fraternization due to end of galaxy and vibrator shortage" thing. But then again it was ME1.

Space magic?

Not my webm, I just saved it from the last thread discussing this abortion.

Its the human fascination with the disgusting, this tickles the urge.

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BG1 and 2 are overrated as fuck, Bioware never made anything exceptional.

I'm actually a leftist and this really weirds me the fuck out. What the fuck. Here at this Game Developer Conference talk what are we going to discuss. Memory optimization? Multiplayer Anti-cheating countermeasures? Nope! I'm here to shoehorn my personally preferred 19th century economic theory named after a racist, antisemitic, homewrecker who let his own kids starve to death rather then get a job.

Hold me, Holla Forums.

Are you a girl?
He's one of the worst characters in Mass Effect, he's so boring. I made the mistake once of not letting him die on Virmire. I had to carry that guy until the end.

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No thanks, I don't want to contract your terminal stupidity.

This is a board for people above the intellectual and emotional age of five.

Reminder that Marx was a jew and communism is a jewish social poison

Gopim?

Same with capitalism, fam.

WHERE ARE THE ARMENIANS

You mean what they did with the first Mass Effect?

Nah, he looks like generic alien.

If only there were a third way of doing things that weren't tainted by the kikes. A third position, you might even say.

That alien is wearing a really silly big hat.

…or a halo
muh christians are evil, we come in peace

It just looks like shit. It's so generic it becomes repulsive. Couldn't they shit out something more original or did they spend every moment of preproduction debating just how ugly to make all the women in the game?

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I knew it reminded me of something
Someone please edit it in

That would defeat its purpose. There's another black guy that's better to photoshop it on.

AYO

HOL UP

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did someone slip that shit in a mod? what mod if so?

Its Photoshop

I think it was probably intentional rather than they being just lazy. I imagine if they actually made a straightforward Donald Trump copy that acts like him, they would have created accidentally the best character in the game that did nothing wrong, just like the Illusive Man.
To avoid this, they decided to make the most boring and dull protagonist to make sure no pepes could like him.

I'm sure your political ideology is well thought out and not a bunch of meaningless human barking.

Why do they look like they are covered in grease?

Optimization comes at some tradeoff. I'm tired of memory being optimized at the cost of the CPU. Single ram sticks are in capacities of 16GB now, CPUs haven't improved significantly since sandy bridge in 2011.

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Every other ideology on this planet is less retarded than leftism.

"Leftism" is extremely broad same as "rightism", not that anyone says either.

Ideologies are all stupid, they exist so retards don't have to be burdened by thought. They're nothing more than glorified sports teams. If you "tow the party line" and shit out talking points, on either side, you should be gassed.

Nothing works, user, you know why? its made by humans

Yes, and any ideology you care to pick from the left is going to function more poorly than any ideology you care to pick from the right.
You're so smart and enlightened.

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It's not hard to to set up life in terms of problems and solutions and evaluate whether proposed solutions solve said problems.

Care about issues, not MUH TEAM

To the oven with you, schlomo.

Nice strawman faggot, centrism cherrypicks ideas between the left and the right. The word you're looking for is "Defeatist".

t. centrist

Why does she have that black shit over her eyes? Are they trying to copy Quiet? Because that's no fucking Joosten. I know who she reminds me of.

Speaking of jewsten. Quiet invokes my "black tears" fetish.

We don't, we have a shitty fence that's unguarded and full of holes. Building a wall and enforcing immigration laws will keep spics out.

Fun fact: Fascism and related ideologies are actually "centrist". That's just using the word as a retarded faggot who's too "smart"/afraid to have an opinion would say.

lmao @ ur life

A racoon? I mean, she's already like a character out of a Dreamworks cartoon.

No user he's very smart and well-read and actually thinks about policy, you see. He's not like us sheep.

Even niggers know they're not Human.

I was about to mention that NatSoc is centrist. Thank you.

Wrong.

How does it feel to be a right-wing SJW?

Like there was the need for another good reason to throw you all into one big blender and make a nice frothy pink multiculti smoothy out of you.

Explain lil' nigga.

First the boarderlands ship now the destiny enemy. Bioware even manages to cuck themselves out of original enemies.

Embarrassing.

How does it feel to be entering high school?

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You mean Pixar/Disney.

"Moderates" are the dumbest mouthbreathers on this planet. Even niggers understand you have to pick a side eventually.

I can't really tell the difference anymore. I think Dreamworks made one featuring a racoon or something.

But regardless, she looks, talks and gesticulates like a fucking cartoon character. What is the point of Peebee? What kind of focus group testing were they doing that resulted in her creation?

Did they go to a kindergarten and ask them to dream up their idea of an Asari?

Throw yourself off a cliff shitter. The gameplay developer made it political long before anyone here ever could.

I can practically hear the palms rubbing against each other.

They dont have to go to the kindergarten to get their ideas, they are childs themselves.

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Its truly great how much worse it gets the more you look into any gif posted.

That's what's fucking scary about this. I imagine all us retards in this thread could cobble together a better game that BioWare, in half the time and with a third of the budget.

I can't wait for the mockery to begin, because I can't imagine all that many people being willing to defend this game.

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That coon looks cute, what are you on about?

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That coon is also male.

We have a winner. Someone photoshop Peebee's face on all of them.

…still hurts.

Disney font 'y'.

Gravity Rush 2 and Nioh.
I reserve my judgement for the new NieR, as I'm not going to play it on PS4.

christ.

A…final solution of sorts.

Magnifique

Nazism is extremely authoritarian, and extremely anything is not centrist.
Even if Holla Forums was correct about the holocaust never happening and life there being free of muh degeneracy, I still wouldn't live in it because of the lack of freedom and extremely authoritative government.

Correct.
It's in the center of the left-right axis, not the auth-lib axis. It's not right-wing any more than it's left-wing (although there is a left-right spectrum among fascist types that goes roughly from Strasser to Pinochet).

Shitty glossy shaders improperly meshed with diffuse & PBRs. Bioware cant into frostbite apparently

honestly wouldn't want to see anything in the game in any higher rez to see how ugly as fuck they made their character look

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Why is he crying? ;_;

eww, fuckin human face with large animu eyes, what were designers thinking

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SOMEBODY

REMINDER THAT THE DESIGNERS MADE WEIRD ASS STARFISH AYYLMAOS THAT MADE SENSE TO NOT BE A HUMAN WITH DIFFERENT COLORED SKIN BUT EA/BIOSHITS SAID IT'S NOT GAY AND PROGRESSIVE ENOUGH NOW LOCK MORE SHIT BEHIND DLC WALLS

Jesus fucking christ

ONCE TOLD ME

asians and latinos tend to have potato faces, i should know, i'm peruvian