Unofficial Scootalooo thread

Unofficial Scootalooo thread

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viable does not mean broken

Nigel Farage thread.

Hail lord Satan~

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Sure seems like a case of the OPs to me

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Uhuh

The human heart creates enough pressure to squirt blood 30ft.

-stare-

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Did you find out about this with an experiment?

k

GOD HAS ABANDONED US
AND I WILL NOT HAVE HOMEMADE SCANNER CHIPS

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wow the most i've squirted is like 6

Not at all.
Your second highest is Neutral Evil, mine is Neutral Good.

We're like mirrors.

Oh, you're true neutral too?
Let me cum in your kapsalon then fam

-pets jew beard-

(Dak)
I love her

Get Subaru'd.

how do you fuck up chips?

lewd

Scanner is a mess

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Do you like the Turks?

weak

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I'm using an oven, and I probably cut them too thin.

I fuck up a lot of things a normal person takes for granted.

Took me a month to learn how to do a slipknot for a recycling cardboard bailer.

I refuse to believe you're anything other than chaotic evil

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Why are you posting imgs at me

He's chaotic neutral.

i can converse with turks so you decide

Okay.

I feel like pancakes

cut em fat, part boil em, oven cook them in oil and seasoning

Try microwaving them first scanner then crisp in oven

lol, beth's horse figured out the meaning of the universe, and was paralyzed

round and flat

I will crush anyone who tries to violate you without my consent!

Baaaa raaaam yeeew!
That's the sound of my tummy trying to crawl out of me and find a more responsible owner...

why not lol

Are you my Dak?

He's so evil tho

That's very unusual you know.
But my knowledge only extends to Mandarin.

i don't like it...

Gotta be bad sometimes

More chaotic.
He hasn't destroyed himself yet. Until he does, then he's neutral.

is this bettter?

Soto being neutral is bull shit.

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no... i'm blind so i only recognize people by their avatar

Link test

So does my consent mean anything?

That seems about right.

Fucked those up too, right and proper.

Made a pan ball of lard.

I could make a legit list of shit I can't do what people can do.

I didn't even boil em. Just peeled a potato, cut them into odd thinnish, thickesh chunks and thrown them in a baking tray with foil and covered in oil. Jiggling them for 10 minutes a time, up to 40 minutes.

Don't have microwave. ;w;

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LOL Catbug is literally the best

youtu.be/xc8e0ASIZyQ?t=1m38s

someone else called me this name before so i may be theirs

how confident are you in your Mandarin?

easydamus.com/alignmenttest.html

Looks like we were made for each other

I do both good and bad things Ian

The only thing that should go on fries is salt.

no fun allowed.... ever

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我会说一点儿中文。

For a second there I was like "why would you want to make chips at home".

And then I was like "oh right, British".

Please don't lie to me, I waited forever to see you again

What do you mean? I'm not your wife, you can have fun

catbug and puppycat together?

OH SHIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Then again that screenshot is like a year or two old

Wait.
Is this actually Dak?
Or is Au-US calling people by the wrong name again?

I bet you're a necromancer.

PUT A LITTLE FENCE AROUND IT

...not married

no it's an announcement saying from now on bee and puppycat and Bravest warriors are going to be released exclusively to a phone app that's probably going to cost money and isn't available outside the US

hi thread !

Are you my Wish?

omg ;-;

interesting, would you like to see how far our hip hop scene has come?

will you label me a liar

Did you even enjoy marriage?

Thought so.

Buying people drugs and alcohol doesn't count as "good", Soto

Buying people drugs and alcohol doesn't count as "good", Soto

Nope

I did

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I couldn't imagine rapping in mandarin.
Speaking was a nightmare, but singing?
No way.

Did, you get married to the loathsome?

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Things SCANNER fucked up in/cannot do properly:

Drinking in moderation
Cooking
Tie shoelaces
Shitpost
Speak longer than 4 sentences without drooling on self
Solve simple math problems
Remember a poster's name for longer than a week
Basically not act like an invalid

The list goes on.

Welp, I just spent money on a peeler for something I shouldn't even be doing.

I'm sick of buying them from the chippy, I wanna make my own and save money and be proud of something.

No, I'm saying we call them fries here, so I was very momentarily confused. What you call "crisps" we call chips, so I thought you were making "crisps" at home.

*pet*

ya dun goofed
anything potato is improved by part boiling it
unless its frozen, in which case forgo that shit

i like herbs, black pepper, and garlic
blow me nigger

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What

Weren't you the anarchist tho

You enjoyed having your balls in a vice grip?

Okay.

no blacks in China to promote that culture? that's a shame. Here, have a taste;

They're called Freedom Fries.

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hi

Speak.

Oh damn I remember when Ditto was banned because you could swept entire teams with it

It was crazy

Well, I probably ended up making 'crisps' considering I didn't cut them big enough.

So part boil, cut, then roast in oven with oil for 20 minutes?

Fucking recipe said nothing about part boiling... but that's just gonna add extra time... ;w;

qt send nudes

What do you mean by "okay"?

Did you take away any of her freedoms?

It's probably due to the loyalty to friends/family/would you be honest questions
I poisoned the king

Retook this shit and still the same
In your fucking face Ian

Chinese generally despise anyone not Chinese. Hell they even hate southern Chinese.
But they do hiphop despite the over bearing government.

hmm

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hows my ban today?

cut, part boil til slightly soft, drain (and dry ideally), apply oil and seasoning, insert into oven
good chips are like any other good potato thing, they take time

who are you again?

Lies

buu

'Oll korrect'

the mainland is a vast land, considering India has so many castes it would only make sense for China to follow suit

So its my ban now
?

Far better name than something with French in the name being so commonplace.

I have a deep fryer, I don't know how you're supposed to make fries without one so good luck.

fucking americans

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put oil in pan

heat oil

put chopped potatoes into oil

????

Absolutely not.

How ya feelin' now, Doodad?

Ararararar!

Not too mention China finally ended their communist regime. So they probably feel a close to their fellow country men.

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What if there is no potato

Ok, I'll do what I did with a shitposter who taught me how to cut rice; keeping this on a sticky note so I won't forget. .w.

I only fuck up rice in at 65/35 chance now.

Well, with all things, you just gotta throw it and see what sticks.

That sounds like it makes sense, but every person but you in this thread is saying "no man it don't work like that" etc.

-leaves thread-

-leaves thread-

k baaaai

yay

All the stupid fucking americans who haven't touched a hob in their lives and live by the magic of plastic sealing are saying that

Sauce?

I just wanna make the most out of my oven, and not just use it for boiling and frying. ;w;

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Much the same teally. Im going to try and tip now. If it doesn't work. Welp.
Ive just begun cooking
Atleast im lawful good, apparently

I'm actually a really nice guy irl

I only bully you guys online because you guys really don't matter

Technically buying/giving drugs and alcohol to others doesn't make you a bad guy, quite the opposite

qt is American?

Damn I learn something every day.

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*don't matter at all

he may as well be if he can't cook chips

MY LIFE IS CHANGED

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reaching much test

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No one can be as incompetent as me
Otherwise, you are me
SCANIMUS WHEN

The heck I don't believe nobody is evil here.

ok im bored link test pls

'Cause you have a good heart! Nothing to be ashamed of.

Scanner should be the next Holla Forums admin.
So when shit goes wrong we can have drama over his incompetence.

glorious

easydamus.com/alignmenttest.html

i totally don't have a bunch of them saved~

Rarararara the amarillo armadillos

Ok, there is drama, and there is domestic abuse.
There is a clear line between the two,

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Have the other one as well.

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Mod abuse

ooohhhhhh woa woawoawoawoooooah

It's true

k

I will fucking beat you if you talk back to me, boy.

Like that?

ilu

D-does t-this accurate

I'm beating myself AS I'M TALKING TO YOU RIGHT NOW!
pls punish me .///.

Can we stop making 360 degree videos please

please

God, until the other day I did not notice how much dust was on my piano.

I need to play more.

It is an argument though. Because you felt like starting an argument and insulting me and my country.

I have a deep fryer. I use it often. I could probably make cookies on the stove, but it's easier to make them in the fucking oven. I've never had to attempt fried food without a deep fryer because I own one, so I have LESS EXPERIENCE IN COOKING FRIED FOOD WITHOUT ONE, so I told Scanner I would not be able to give him any advice that wasn't COMMON FUCKING SENSE.

WHAT EXACTLY ABOUT THAT PISSED YOU OFF?

soto loves errbody tho... or thats what he tells them to get in they pantsu. he will literally hump anything that walks

no

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Soto

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Majestic.
I actually had a 3rd one as well.

He's saying 'Git Gud, casual'.
Even I know that.

Gros.

Fuck yes, sexual lobster.

Oi Oi

whats good freeman

Filthy casual

Fucking normies

this test is bullshit

you first

it is and always was
when i say "my ban", i mean "my vaourite ban"

enjoy having a grand total of 8 chips on your plate

heres hoping you do better next time
8 fucked up my bread loaf today, accidentally left the yeasty mixture for an hour longer than it should have been left, and it barely rose as a result

if you say this you are stupid. simple as that.

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Just chilling today and keeping the stress levels really low

fukken a man... youre awesome

There's not enough questions to qualify a reasonable answer.

im not sure this thing is very accurate

Finally.

Hm.

Maybe you want to be a servant girl to a strict but fair mistress?

♪Armadillo by morning...♫

oi oi wi wi weewee Oui Oui

only those under the iron curtain may truly understand the benefits

Sorry, I'll behave.
But yeah, you get the point.
I should not be allowed any sort of responsibility whatsoever.

SOUNDS LIKE A YOU PROBLEM, QT.

i have made a graph

Yeah okay I'm stupid.

God, you're a fucking exhausting person.

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AT LEAST HE HAS CHIPS AND NOT BURNT SHREDDED BURNT PISS ;w;

Russia cares deeply about you.
They even went to war with Turkey for you.

if that were the case you'd never get me to admit it. never.

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FROM NOW ON YOU WILL NOW REFER TO ME AS
BETTY

I wish I had more of those saved as webms.

No problem, that's all of them I had.

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I HAVE SOME TOO.
MADE IN A PAN.

AND I HAVE A HELL OF A LOT MORE THAN EIGHT.

or proper phrasing

i own a small frying frying pan, a medium frying pan, and a colossal hunk of iron that can also be used to cook sunday dinners in. i prefer using my oven.

fucking murder them

I sense it. Your feelings betray you.

thatll do SD, thatll do...

I saw it.

Good job.

So Sama, what should I post today?

it's always a situational gamble with slavs, but again you should ask: how much does politics belong in (what some say) a predecessor to what was once on 7chan and/or Holla Forums

Ur a goodie wew
We can be frens
And you singing a country song y'all

Wow, I'm not even drunk and I caused an argument over fucking potatoes.

uhhuh lol

japanese girls licking doorknobs...

waffles too

american waffles are gross

they are like pies
like what

waffles are supposed to be soft and bendy

american waffles are like hagrids attempts at cooking

aaaa I usually overcook foof

If I were to pick a person that caused it I wouldn't pick you.

I had that, like, ONE picture

You're all disgusting extremists.
Only neutrality will lead the way to peace.

Then I have no fucking idea how you only get 8 chips out of it.
That isn't even a full potato, you know?

Welcome to Holla Forums.
We'll ague about anything.

pretty sure you're mistaken mistress

must be sensing some other slut

bump

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Thats kinda what I thought it meant.

okay... uhh
images of anime with poorly translated subtitles then

Perhaps very little. But they need those delicious warm water ports. Otherwise, we can't get their vodka

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I guess that's about right?

Better to overcook than to get poisoned, is what I always say.

... I don't get it. ._.

That's true.
Even the discord on Holla Forums is more well behaved.
And all they do is yell 'REEEEE!' at each other.

I'll neutrally put this dick in dat ass

Is that at me?

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Holla Forums has invaded Holla Forums it seems.

Yeah, go get 'em, tiger.

George Strait, Stevie Ray Vaughn, and Willie Nelson are required by state law.

You're cruisin' for a bruisin', you little slut.

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
For my rudeness, you may hit me as hard as you like anywhere except my face.

You are free to provide something of actual significance if you would like, IKT.
You don't always have to post and be ignored by most people.

It's ok. We don't judge.

Oh golly~!

I do not have such content =(

sorry

exactlyyy

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isnt this how it got weird?

We'll talk when you can pull this one off.

would this mean your interests solely lie in vodka?

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wanna fist?

You'll have to school me sometime.
Hey ehat timedo you finish at the boats on Saturday?
Plans this weekend?

This could be a source of over-whelming concern.

ok, sooo....

YOUR OC
post your shoops, the more poorly rendered the better

well i knew she was southern but this is ridiculous

For now?
No, there's some ice cream and cheesecake waiting for me in the fridge that's singing my name. Perhaps maybe this weekend I can finally have a drink. Anyways, see you.

That or they're just as autistic as each other.

WHAT NONSENSE IS THIS I MUST KNOW

Probably because you're a goddamn faggot.

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You are asking for it

toodaloo user-kun

that was the longest pasta toob I have ever seen

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It's called a penis, Neru.

that alignment test did everyone right but me

lets go play games squash

*pet*

go away, clap, the adults are talking

good

It cut off my I.

I wouldn't be throwing any stones if I were you.

ohhh yeah

I'm not even suppose to be awake.
I might call in.

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-w-

Get an I patch then.

good very good

what do you want to play? starbound?
im down to buy a game

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I will shatter your glass house.

Not yet, but you will be.

Eh, probably. Whaddaya gonna do, right?

Probably around 5pm my time. It depends on how much there is to do around the shop and how busy the lake is. I don't have plans yet. :3

If things go well, we'll book larger venues.

Two cuts in each direction is 9 chips, and they're hulking too.

Robot Girls Z.
According to google.

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enjoy that restricted freedom and criminalized self interest

Hope Tokai doesn't mind

Don't judge me.

Literally kill yourself.
I can't even.

I don't know. Hold off until I decide if I'm even staying home.

Loco and Sabs.
Live at the Vatican.

One of us, one of us, one of us!

hit it apparently...

We do nothing but judge you.

well hurry up retard
we can go play overwatch with test

You can just spit-roast me, it's fine.

hey soto when will you let me borrow mordin for a day or two?

I'll know by tonight. I need to be awake enough to drive, but I can't sleep.

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there is some intense lip biting going on right now

but it was hollow

I make OC gifs of a camgirl I like

never gets old...

I'm not his to begin with!

Lovely.

Yes, most penises have a urethra.

Ouch my arm

I was going to suggest a stream if you weren't busy. Eh it can be a last resort heh.
Boat things wee

then lets start playing now you stupid spic

moar

i cant be fucked with doing anything
send help

its not a manly sized chip if it isnt at least the size of your fist

you know what I mean

I'm working at the moment.

Also I have the pale skin that would make the statue of David green with envy.

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you also slaughter ducklings
you on battle net?
im just about ready

"Are we the bad guys?"

Sexualizing this makes it objectively more entertaining for me. The context is irrelevant.

A slaughter is more around 20 people.
My kill count is single digits, TP.

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What's the source?

Got it, you don't even cut the fucking things.

He'll be the oldest boy ever to have been fisted there.

It appears we are at an impasse.

Bites your lip. Hard.

Fun! What did you have in mind?

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Thanks Rin, you look after me so well.

I know exactly what you need to do.
You need to get something over and done with that should be done today. Or tommorow.

Like laundry, should act as a break to 'reset' your head and wait till you want to do something else. You're just oversated with shitposting now. You're full on the silly buffet.

And hopefully not the last.

And that's all I have in this folder

I like the way you think
Tokai gets the mouth, just saiyan

Next Monday sounds good

Oh shit hey freeman, welcome to Holla Forums, ya cunt.

shoop krautchannel /a/

*hits it

WELL it was a pretty meaty pasta so there is that

I am confused. Why am I suddenly getting the welcome wagon?

The joke has run its course.

you hear that mordin?
monday

yes yes im sure
so can we play now?
im really bored

laaaaame moar

I'm still working.

Either I forgot where you are from and who you are, and remembered wrongly; OR I just noticed you.

... or both.

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what?
you said you had to be asleep and were gonna call in for work
how are you working?

I mean, my spirit animal is a demon maid.
It only makes sense that I think like a demon maid.

What's the anime you slut.

$#@%#^^%@#$#

Wait! That wasn't a green light!

Working on non work related work.

Personal work.

I knoww

but it was like the length of 1 and a half normal pasta tubes

I did not know pastas could get that long I thought the pasta machine that makes pasta out of pasta plants or pasta grass or pasta floor or whatever had a fixed length it cut the pasta into like moulds

I can make more, I have many of her videos archived, only for personal use though.

Scanner, we've shitposted together for years. We don't talk much, but I'm pretty sure we've been shitposting along side eachother for a while now.

He's workin' on that tan.

Ich habe keine Ahnung

shut the fuck up you retard
let's play

Gesundheit?

bring me a maid costume when you come visit?

*hits it anywai

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I don't know where you want me to go with this.

I would have to go outside for that.

I have to finish this.

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no you dont
quit drawing furry crap and do something with your life
like bond with me

Windows exist for a reason. Besides, if you're technically indoors, you can do it naked. You'll even have reasonable doubt when they call the police.

In English, you whore.

I mean like I'm not going to sell them or upload them anywhere

Now do you want gifs or not?

More like a semen demon maid, amirite?

Did you read the spoiler I posted about dark Lord Subaru?

28days?

What implied drawing?

...ive spent waaay too much time on german imageforums

i dont know what anime

H-Hello

Nope, and I don't really wanna know it

of course...

look
videogames
when are you done
now?

Reinhardt was the protagonist this whole time
Subaru is the Villian in the making

I'll play now if it's ranked.
I want purple money.

greetings

I wasn't sure what to say, so I just #$%$#$%$-ed at ya. ♥

Fine, but you will be required to clean up some messes.

But it was an impasse!
An impaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasse!

Oh yeah! We talked about that a few days. ago. Sounds like a hoot.

idk if i can ranked but its really close
you ready?

He still can't.

You're being redundant.
It's really unnecessary to say what kind of demon when you're talking about demon maids.

Okay well I got to make them randomly... or do you want webms?

What a NERD

Just get in Discord.

are you THAT ren?

You need to be a more encouraging influence in his life.

oh that's fine i don't mind dust

webms of course...

Don't mind me, I'm just saving away.

Let's hope they're flexible tho

Is this canon? o.o
I don't think I can root for Reinhardt

P-Please don't stare

i chose to end the stalemate...

:3~

anyone else wanna join the overwatch squad

You should totes upload your lewd folder.

Sans Luka.

Brutal.

Of course it is, do I look like someone who tells lies?

Alright, now I got to find a decent scene...

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Stop being so lewd master

A hoot and hollah, its a rugged quality as is natural with the shooting style
We shall see ^^

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Tbh, Subaru being a villain in the making makes sense.
He's already got the being completely incapable part down.

Only one way to find out.

I don't think it is.
I don't want to believe R*n would ignore me.

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Desu there's these things called tweezers
they work wonders

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You can't just act unilaterally like that!

Scoodad, what are you up to now?

Test.

is it making you uncomfy?

i'm not from hunger games if that's what you're wondering

???

it was an executive decision... someone has to wear the bigboi pants

no... the otherone

Ahhh
The nostalgia hurts.

Words like that will get you nowhere
tohosort.comoj.com/
take this

They have joined the afterlife.
F

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spread em

shut up slut

What a gross OP.

Just nomming, watching some GoT, waiting for washing machines to finish

Nothing terribly exciting. Tis a boring night, but boring is needed to offset the excitement in this workd. Ying yang. Bataclan.
Et tu, sabbe?

i never watched that bit

if youre not deep fat frying a whole fucking potato youre a pussy

yup, but, laziness

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And you expect me and subtle to indulge your disgusting fantasies.. Have fun with gator fucker mordin

that's a no

looks like Rin is trying to get something through to you

I have an old one of these

Post the cap where Alice fucks a dog.

...im seeing the pattern

i will not...

I will print them out and sent it to you via air mail..

Yes definitely

Mostly I just worry for your eyes looking at such a poor sight

you are huh

Betray your master.

Rest in rip in pepperoni those guys.

What, no dinner first?

I what?

You're going to get a hands-on education in stain removal.

You better keep those bigboi pants on, Mister!

I need to do laundry too! Every time I start, something comes up. I'm wearing laundry day clothes here!

Why is Nue and Minamitsu so low..

yep

...nope, not again

i thought you wanted me to use my mouth

I thought I known you at /ssft/, but I got you mixed up with Burt for a second, my bad.

I'll give you candy.

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Those gators must've taught him well cause he's pretty good at what he does

Pretty sure Subtle doesn't know what to do half the time and falls right asleep afterwards
God damn inexperienced twink

You are the dinner

Not even lol

54

You are a naughty sabrina. Dirty pony i cant wait to hose you down

my allegiances cannot be bought... anymore

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I thought I was desert?

We both know that's not true

Then I shall wait.

i need to make a shrine for mai waifu :/

dont worry so much =b

Kinda wanna pet Nico.

Because they're A SHIT! A SHIT!

It's still in the upper 50%.

These webms aren't coming out so good, maybe I'll stick to giffs

be waiting a very long time if its for me...

Then I long time I shall wait.......

its whatever freefree... if its easier we can pick a new subject matter v. not posting anything

I want to use it too.

$#$#%$@#

Scoot, would you still be my friend if I wore smelly clothes 'cause I never got to do laundry?

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The gator thing isn't true.

all we have is time...

welcome my son, welcome to the machine

do I keep picking teemo in tr ranked

all the way to challenjour or bronz

whichever cums frist

that dirty mouth!

*grabs the soap

it's a pretty mouth. it's wasted on me and all my talking.

I'm just gonna go back in time then

we are not friends

don't make me post the log where you talk about them.....

wat

desu is always an excellent choice

Yes, you could do worse.
I'd just encourage paired laundry night to avoid such situations
Or i c-could do the laundry

DESU!

Play him until you "bust"

Not as bad as kaguya.

You have no such logs.

A simpler time on the internet

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Classic mem

posting jissou to freefree's desu

Would you, though?

I'll remember that i'm only number 54 on your list.

Never tell your password to anyone.
Wednesday, July 27, 2016
2:22 AM - Mordin: boy I really wanna fuck a gator don't tell anyone though xp

excuse me ???

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I'm not really posting desu girl, I am posting old shit

what happened to desu?

but you told me teemo or bust

like

idk

yeah, but only if they were cool wih it

i mean like if it's just a normal dude who wants to live who happens to be ant sized no way, but in theory, yeah

Best doll won.

shit...

lol

Number 54 on the list but at least like top 5 in my heart!

You were talking about gators before 2:22 AM today.

my sorting method is by far the worst...

at least you know where your shit is

WTB social skills.

I'll take it.

only as a reply to your disgusting fantasy...

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about half of it...

But will you ever return it?

I'll get angry with you mister.

i have a feeling this is a commonly shared opinion

Maybe I just need to live somewhere where the chicks are easier than Kirby's Epic Yarn.

When I can exchange it for a higher ranking I will.

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So, the middle east?

you

I meant like most small to mid sized towns in England.

...folder gets a little strange from here

Being top 5 still makes your actual ranking ambiguous enough.

I'm not mad!!

(add me on Steam?)

jissou abuse.... waaaay before fluffy

i dont have steam... use hangouts

[email protected]/* */

Jissou/fluffy abuse makes me super sad. ;-;

One day I'll find out.

Rin will never take a seat on my meat like Mordin does

fluffy abuse a shit

rate my favorite touhou (her name is Nazrin The Mouse)

Wriggle best bug

a shit = sad

oh, its not that bad

ok

can add me there if you want

Knowledge is power, and kanye doesn't think any one man should have all that power.

I've never taken a seat on you!

I thought kogasa was your favourite.

you would choose the one with the ambiguous gender meme.

Ram is Rem's trap twin.

Someone make a new thread already

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weev uses hangouts actually, i'll consider it

Explains why she is so flat

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I dunno, there is something sad about how almost cute but totally offputting it is.

ok

I mean he says that but hes still running for president.

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Makes me feel all doki doki