So… have the white males been… annihilated in this flick?

Landon Gomez
Landon Gomez

So… have the white males been… annihilated in this flick?

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thomas-hersey.wiki.uml.edu/file/view/Roadside+Picnic.pdf
scribd.com/doc/181267852/Arkady-and-Boris-Strugatsky-Roadside-Picnic-pdf

Zachary Gutierrez
Zachary Gutierrez

flick
It's cuntkino, and there were no white males, ever.

Aaron Gomez
Aaron Gomez

literally a bunch of cunts acting like they're strong or something… fucking tumblr predator, it's stupid

William Gutierrez
William Gutierrez

military must be looking to boost female enrollment

Nicholas Hall
Nicholas Hall

Can't make more white people if all of the white women are off getting blown up/raped by Ahmed and friends.

William Russell
William Russell

It clearly shows these women getting BTFO, 4/5 of them were unqualified and we're stupid or just standing around when their friends were getting killed. lol

Camden Edwards
Camden Edwards

my god nothings happening, there's even some bullshit 'last of us' feel to it

Aiden Barnes
Aiden Barnes

Hmmm

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Gavin James
Gavin James

nips will watch any garbage if it has females in it

Ayden Cook
Ayden Cook

Stalker ripoff that completely misses the point because wammens reptile brains are fixated with violence.

It's pathetic how desperate he is to get into Hollywood. Might as well put on a wig and a dress and set a meeting with The Harvester.

Jaxson Stewart
Jaxson Stewart

Doesn't say anything as Kojima would eat shit if Hollywood told him to.

Luis Morales
Luis Morales

Literally Swamp Thing meets Close Encounters of the Third Kind in a Rag├╣ commercial. Also:
Natalie gets BLACKED.

Cooper Cooper
Cooper Cooper

That's not what it is at all though. I don't think you've seen it.

Leo Allen
Leo Allen

first they send in an all male team
then they send in an all female team
So they were testing how the zone would effect different kinds of people, right?

Isaac King
Isaac King

No sweetie, men failed as always.

Noah Nguyen
Noah Nguyen

On one had, it's on Netflix, so I know it's just gay fag propaganda.

KYS, op.

Ryan Myers
Ryan Myers

The developing life form used both the men and women to propagate itself. No one really succeeded here, but the alien.

John Gomez
John Gomez

It's a cinematic movie that couldn't get a cinematic release outside of America.

William Adams
William Adams

then anyone that isnt an american shouldn'd be allowed to watch it, The Don is giving us exclusive movies and we should treasure them.

Camden Torres
Camden Torres

Now I've seen it completely. It's complete netflix bullshit. Just a vague shitty script to give random "horror" scenes, with a pretentious slow pacing to make it all look like "2deep4u"… Of course plebchan is crazy about it. It's just a simple twilight zone script extended far too much, and with no white males (not a surprise from Garland who made that shitty feminist Ex Machina). The end is just a fucking screensaver mixed with Dark Link.

Netflix confirmed for being the dumpster of faux cinema.

Asher Wood
Asher Wood

It's only being distributed by Netflix.

Brandon Nguyen
Brandon Nguyen

It's a cinematic movie that couldn't get a cinematic release outside of America.
cinematic movie
couldn't get a cinematic release

It's direct to video garbage, but it's even worse because it's only on Netflix.

Kevin Hall
Kevin Hall

It played in Cinemas in America though.

Kevin Garcia
Kevin Garcia

So did the new female only ghostbusters, numbnuts.

Samuel Collins
Samuel Collins

Which isn't a Netflix movie, or a direct to video movie. I don't know what your point is.

Jordan Robinson
Jordan Robinson

It's direct to video garbage,
this, basically netflix is the new distributor of "so bad its good" trash meme flicks, but for hipsters who don't even see the "so bad" part of the thing, since it's directly made for us, no wonder RLM liked it…

William Nelson
William Nelson

I guess Holla Forums isn't /pol/…..

Brandon Hall
Brandon Hall

and I'm not saying the disney dystopia in the theaters is any better of course, it's just the other side of the horrible shit coin

Leo James
Leo James

that's the idea

Jack Kelly
Jack Kelly

ex machina is feminist
theres not a single female in the whole movie tho

Eli Roberts
Eli Roberts

Very funny. It's literally a chad AND a beta who get fucked because muh oppressed FEMALE robots who finally get their revenge on them at the end

Tyler Ortiz
Tyler Ortiz

female
robot
that robot was as female as a lawnmower m8

Daniel Edwards
Daniel Edwards

except you don't want to fuck your sexy talking lawnmower nor try to seem like a nice guy towards it (because you want to fuck it afterwards)

William Torres
William Torres

you don't know that

Joshua Myers
Joshua Myers

Annaihirashon berry good! Excerent movie!
<Prease can I directu a movie now?

Oliver Gray
Oliver Gray

The message I got was that the robot turned out to be completely manipulative and untrustworthy. It's a cold creature that feels no gratitude and cares only for it's own self preservation, turning on both the man that created it and the man that loved it.

Just like real women.

Jordan Hill
Jordan Hill

What a fag.

Caleb Lee
Caleb Lee

GENTLEMEN
BEHOLD!

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Gabriel White
Gabriel White

KINO

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Tyler Phillips
Tyler Phillips

Stalker ripoff that completely misses the point because wammens reptile brains are fixated with violence.

Well it's not like Stalker had made it big before being turned into a shooty videogame with funny slavs.

Nathan Fisher
Nathan Fisher

i fucking hate women

Lincoln Lewis
Lincoln Lewis

ava is a manipulative, cold and evil bitch for no particular reason, even towards the guy trying to help her
I know this is a stupid question, but do you watch the films before you shitpost on Holla Forums?

Connor Rodriguez
Connor Rodriguez

YOYO GUYS!!
get this, guys.
OK SO, TREES,
guys, listen
TREES, BUT THEY'RE CRYSTAL TREES

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Hunter Rogers
Hunter Rogers

I know kung fu.

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Brandon Turner
Brandon Turner

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Adrian Thomas
Adrian Thomas

tfw you load up Stalker once again after seeing this crap on Holla Forums
Call of Misery best mode ever? Amirite guys?

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William Garcia
William Garcia

absolutely slavic.jpg

Ryan Wood
Ryan Wood

he thinks that if a movie tells a story, it is promoting everything that happens in it
Ever heard of a cautionary tale before, you autistic moron? Both Annihilation and Ex Machina are about how women are worthless cunts who will fuck you over if it pleases them.

Isaiah Ramirez
Isaiah Ramirez

nice

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Justin Smith
Justin Smith

man why cant they make an alien movie just full of cute sexy alien gfs ???

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Daniel Ramirez
Daniel Ramirez

Stalker is a pretty shit adaptation of Roadside Picnic, in all honesty.

Jackson Martinez
Jackson Martinez

Just watched this shit, besides the pretty imagery it doesn't really hold up, that shits been up for years, and no one, came back? No one crossed then inmediatly came back, no one put a potted plant at the border and then took it back, or scarp some samples, or gather data than send it back with a simply trolley/rope system, or with an airballoon? I mean shit, guess it happens when all your personnel is diversity hires. Lastly no hot air balloons either, from what I looked around it might have even worked in the book too.

Grayson Rivera
Grayson Rivera

Roadside Picnic was a shitty novel to be honest

Sebastian Robinson
Sebastian Robinson

up for years

Austin Martin
Austin Martin

only rightycuck soyboys care about that shit

Brody Sanchez
Brody Sanchez

Soy does not discriminate.

Joshua White
Joshua White

What about sending some robots.

Benjamin Watson
Benjamin Watson

Good:
Decent cast, Portman is a bit tryhard tho.
Good spooky monsters and a few creepy environmental elements.
Good trippy highfag visuals.

Bad:
Unrelatable main character backstory, which makes for a worthless plot.
Worthless science mambo jambo to justify pretty looks.
Weak world building, in the sense of having a convincing governamental operation going on to make the whole thing feel real at least.

I don't feel like its comparable to Stalker in any way, they didn't even made any post-war references or even touched nihilism. The similarities are barely visual and there are plenty of other stuff we could assign to. Its easier to compare to Arrival, and to be honest, its weaker than Arrival in narrative and shit, but it has better visuals.

In conclusion, I'd say its not unremarkable. It is something different being done on the screen, even if most of it is lacking.

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Gavin Allen
Gavin Allen

he thinks that if a movie tells a story, it is promoting everything that happens in it
that's literally what you just did, utter faggot retard, plebchan did the same with Vagina road btw
but muh women get btfo SO it's not feminist
reading ex machina as another feminist propaganda, like Fury road, is NOT repeating the story, it's interpretation. There are LOTS of sjw articles that confirms that propaganda btw. The two males are shown assholes in ex femina, and the women oppressed victims

Colton Myers
Colton Myers

he thinks that if a movie tells a story, it is promoting everything that happens in it

When found out, always deny and throw back the same accusation at the attacker. It's called DARVO.

Robert Wilson
Robert Wilson

Roadside Picnic was a shitty novel to be honest

Actually it's just a short story.

Chase Harris
Chase Harris

ava is a manipulative, cold and evil bitch for no particular reason, even towards the guy trying to help her
But it was ok because she was being treated like an object

Henry Ramirez
Henry Ramirez

I don't give a fuck about the specific length it's classified under retard.

Owen Richardson
Owen Richardson

Ex Machina message to me was:
You can't treat A.Is like women, because A.Is are actually inteligent and capable and will hate it and fuck you up.

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Tyler Ortiz
Tyler Ortiz

Akshually The Road was just a really really shitty story
Shut up, woman.

Brandon Scott
Brandon Scott

Just so you don't pretend you've read a whole novel on your own outside of school assignments.

Alexander Gonzalez
Alexander Gonzalez

ad hominem

Jordan Edwards
Jordan Edwards

the post-literati

Gavin Jackson
Gavin Jackson

ad homo
That's right

Matthew Foster
Matthew Foster

no u

Nathan Collins
Nathan Collins

Decent cast
Kill yourself. The cast is fucking horrible. None of the females is capable of actually showing any emotion, and they're all ugly as sin. Portman looks like she just escaped from a concentration camp.

Good spooky monsters and a few creepy environmental elements.
Two "monsters", one of which was an albino crocodile. The bear was cool, the faggot in the green spandex was not.

Unrelatable main character backstory, which makes for a worthless plot.
And the fact the movie is made for a male audience, yet features ugly roasties playing soldiers.

Weak world building, in the sense of having a convincing governamental operation going on to make the whole thing feel real at least.
The real kicker is that no explanation given why Team Roastie was even allowed to go behind the veil. Who the fuck sends a paramedic, a psychologist, a physicist and a biologist into a place where trained military men have gone and failed to come back? What purpose was it supposed to serve?

Also, I loved that part where Portman goes looking for the one that was taken by the bear and the rest of them just sit their fat asses on their backpacks. Who the fuck does that? They just found the foot of their team member, they know some bear monster took her, so what do they do? Just sit down, don't even bother drawing their weapons and let one of their own go after the corpse that, for all we know, might still be in the bear's jaws.

It's like any other shitty horror movie that stops being scary on intriguing because the cast keeps acting like retards, because the writers are too shitty to figure out how to drive the plot forward without everyone being an idiot. Then again, it might be intentional to have them act completely incompetent since they are women.

Its easier to compare to Arrival, and to be honest, its weaker than Arrival in narrative and shit, but it has better visuals.
It' just like Arrival, in that it's a sci-fi movie desperately trying to make the female audience give a shit and failing miserably.

In conclusion, I'd say its not unremarkable. It is something different being done on the screen, even if most of it is lacking.
It's shallow, it's pozzed, you can tell what narrative it is trying to push at a glance with the all female cast and it hopes the 2deep4u bullshit will make up for the abysmal writing, unlikeable cast and lack of coherence.

Zachary Cox
Zachary Cox

Actually it's just a short story.
so a novel then?

Asher Scott
Asher Scott

Hideous Kojima showing his true colours once again, the fucking faggot

Luis Moore
Luis Moore

novelette
AHAHAHAHHA

James Harris
James Harris

And the fact the movie is made for a male audience, yet features ugly roasties playing soldiers.
Modern "male" audience.

Hudson Ramirez
Hudson Ramirez

Oh, right, numales get uncomfortable if they feel their penis twitch.

Anthony Morris
Anthony Morris

ugly roasties playing soldiers.
I'd cum in 3/5 of them, you patriarchal monster

Jayden Sanders
Jayden Sanders

None of the females is capable of actually showing any emotion
Just look at Tessa Thompson's character, its completely different from other characters she played and convincing enough. Its ok.

and they're all ugly as sin. Portman looks like she just escaped from a concentration camp.
That is how the average women in their profession and with the background they set look like.

And the fact the movie is made for a male audience, yet features ugly roasties playing soldiers.
I have no idea where you took this assumption from.

Agree with the rest.

Aaron Ward
Aaron Ward

over 300 pages
short story
Way to go, user, you sure showed him who's smarter!

Connor Evans
Connor Evans

That is how the average women in their profession and with the background they set look like.
If they were going for realism why is the team all female? It's just like those /tg/ cucks that endless bitch about "muh revealing female armor" yet lose their shit when I point out that women wearing armor to fight is unrealistic to begin with.

Ryan Butler
Ryan Butler

Within the imaginative perimeter of the film, yes. The shimmer is a female space, complete with adultery and alien glory holes.

Noah Howard
Noah Howard

The first teams were all male, then the head of the project decided to take just women because they are weaker and less capable of killing each other (or killing her in particular), or perhaps because she believes women are less prone to violence (which is a statistical fact).

Carter Garcia
Carter Garcia

But is it as good as star wars?

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Josiah Reed
Josiah Reed

then the head of the project decided to take just women because they are weaker and less capable of killing each
What has that to do with anything? Her offhand comment that they are speculating the teams were murdering each other? We saw that didn't happen, and unlike the female fuckups the men actually bothered to leave clues behind to help whoever came after them. Also, the women barely lasted a month, and within that month the bulldyke went insane and tried to cut them all open. The men managed to survive for a whole year.

which is a statistical fact
Not when you take a lesbian with you.

Aaron Jackson
Aaron Jackson

women are less prone to violence
he does not understand the nature of violence

John Brooks
John Brooks

We saw that didn't happen
Great, she should go back in time and not make that decision then. Great logic you got there. Jesus.

Carter Clark
Carter Clark

teleports behind you
calls your bluff

Now fuck off back to reddit, soy. It's under 200 pages in most publications.
thomas-hersey.wiki.uml.edu/file/view/Roadside+Picnic.pdf
scribd.com/doc/181267852/Arkady-and-Boris-Strugatsky-Roadside-Picnic-pdf

Justin Gonzalez
Justin Gonzalez

user, you're a fucking idiot. Your explanation of the reason makes no fucking sense. They have no idea why the teams aren't comic back. How do you go from there to thinking it's because the men killed each other?

And even if that is the case why did anyone authorize sending random nobodies and researchers to what is basically assumed to be a suicide mission? It's much hared to replace a physicist than it is to replace a grunt.

Andrew Brown
Andrew Brown

Visually, it was breddy gud, Like I said, the shimmer was a female netflix safespace. Strange creaming night animal was an ex boyfriend.

Christian Stewart
Christian Stewart

They have no idea why the teams aren't comic back.
One of the minute logic in the film, as the team enters "the zone" and loses memory for long enough to consume 3 days of rations.

Less logical is not taking in a 4x4, just in case.

Jace Carter
Jace Carter

Actually why do people hate Kojima?

Andrew Thompson
Andrew Thompson

I could point you a hundred worse logic fails of the movie, its no Primer.
Like: Its never even explained how the husband showed up at home.
They didn't take trail bikes.
They didn't use a fucking wired or even light-based communicator instead of radio.
Etc.. etc.. etc..

But that one leap is not that big of a deal. And nobody gives a fuck about some burnout roasties she took with her because she was herself in a suicide mission just to see the fucking light-house before she dies.

Oliver Williams
Oliver Williams

Because he made a TERRIBLE 8/10 game, and may have said something about Trump on Twitter.

Christopher Johnson
Christopher Johnson

Notorious pussymonger

Jayden Murphy
Jayden Murphy

Because he is a fanboy who makes patchwork references and everyone praises him like a genius. He is the Tarantino of games.

Ian Cox
Ian Cox

US is a country that did weapons and chemical tests against is own small towns just because
t-they wouldn't send some nobodies as guinea pigs would t-they?
lol

Joseph Fisher
Joseph Fisher

Why don't they just attach a rope to people going in? Why don't they just use drones controlled by cable? Hell, why don't they just fly over the Shimmer and parachute people right on top of the lighthouse?

I could point you a hundred worse logic fails of the movie, its no Primer.
I know the movie is full of plotholes, but user specifically mentioned that one. The movie gives no reason why those women were allowed to go in. None.

And nobody gives a fuck about some burnout roasties she took with her because she was herself in a suicide mission just to see the fucking light-house before she dies.
That's my point. Either the brass gave the a-ok because they wanted to get rid of all of them or whoever is in charge is an idiot.

But it's pointless. Those experiments were monitored and had a clear purpose, no matter how amoral and callous they were. What do they hope to gain by allowing them to go into the Shimmer?

Logan Green
Logan Green

Because /v/irgins are easily manipulated through elitism. When a marketer needs to sell his stealth game, first thing he will do is badmouth fans of other games. At this point, the teen who wish to fit in real bad (understandable, the board is literally they place they run to away from life) begin mimicking his opinion to feel part of the upper elite.

Aiden Rivera
Aiden Rivera

Why don't they just attach a rope to people going in? Why don't they just use drones controlled by cable? Hell, why don't they just fly over the Shimmer and parachute people right on top of the lighthouse?
I know the movie is full of plotholes, but user specifically mentioned that one. The movie gives no reason why those women were allowed to go in. None.
It's a cinematic safespace for women.
Explained in the film.

Ryder Campbell
Ryder Campbell

one of the biggest responsibles for the gaming market obsession with cinematic games
fanfiction level "writer" who got popular due to the talent of a real writer (Tomokazu Fukushima)
since Metal Gear Solid 3 he lies to the consumers and promises revolutionary things that never end being true
mismanages his games, blowing their budget out of proportion and delaying them multiple times.
SJW westaboo who sucks Hollywood cock
has a gigantic ego and is treated like a martyr after all the shit he did

And because his fanbase consist of a bunch of cultists like
who apologize for him all the time.

For real, his games are 7/10 at best. I can't think of a single Metal Gear Solid game that isn't filled with problems.

Gabriel King
Gabriel King

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