DO NOT BUY THIS SCAM PRODUCT

I'm really excited for the Switch.
I like collecting weird out of date electronics and this thing is shaping up to be the next Virtual Boy.

same. day 1 if it is not sold out

The better question is who would want a no-games boy color.

I'm enjoying these threads too much

Please post more and more often.

I hope mine comes at 8am the day after it ships like every other product I buy from that online retailer.

This piece of shit has no hope. Wii U was more embarrassing than watching the 3DO or Virtual Boy fail. Even Saturn had more success. Switch is just a repackaged Wii U.

Citation needed on these.

It is almost like he made some shit up to get attention

The shabbos goy are in full damage control over this. Check any website, check any social media. Every press source is saying the same and hae all tested it assuming they had a faulty kit but its the default for all of them.

Ever sat back with a controller resting on your leg, you shift position too suddenly and like a 1980's tv remote the joycon no longer sends information to the main device.

Sites like neogaf are actively trying to delete all info about it because its okay when nintendo does it.

This isnt just anti consumer this is broken and should never have passed R&D.

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One of the most egregious scams in video game history. Pic related is the people who will buy it.

Neogaf hates Nintendo though and you didn't even bother making your research while making half tour claims, instead you just glanced over some claims by randoms and posted them as fact

thats some bait you got there

Question
How could the Nintendo switch at every public event all function fine but when they ship to press suddenly none of them work?

It is true, aside from Nintendo and Rare games there was no reason to get one.

because maybe its more expensive to make ones that work

I think the worst thing about this to me that nobody talks about is how it isn't only replacing the Wii U, but also the 3DS. They're putting all their eggs in one basket and ending their line of handhelds (I know they want you to believe that Switch is a hybrid handheld/console, but it's just a console at best).

I mean damn, they've had handhelds since the Gameboy days in the early 90's. And unlike their consoles, their handhelds have always been excellent, with plenty of worthwhile games. That's going away now so that they can pretend that their new console is a handheld when it isn't. Fuck.

The press has been paid off obviously, my bet is on AMD or Sony. They know if the switch is successful people will move away from PC and PS4

The Switch looks pretty underwhelming so far, but…

Not true, you can have 8 user accounts
Tests show battery life at 2.5-ish hours at max brightness with Wi-Fi on when playing Zelda
What does that even mean? The games are upto $60, as usual.
Depends really, for a console yeah, but it's also a portable and for that it's pretty beefy.
What's your source? At the January event Nintendo said development is almost done and they're just saving it for the holiday season.

Everything else is right, but you don't have to lie to tell us that the Switch is shit.

both of those are enough reason to justify having an n64 imo
and dont you go telling me the gamecube has no games

That's over a dozen games just first party alone (Rare was basically first party), and some are considered landmarks in gaming history.

If that's the case why would they ship ones that wouldn't work to the press and not the public.
Your reasoning has a logical flaw.

Fuck that. Getting a N64 over a Playstation was my biggest childhood regret.

It was amazing at first…but after six months, it collected dust and garnered glowing resentment.

I will always, always see that piece of shit as being Nintendo's irredeemable turning point. And this is someone that owned all twelve of its good games.

Is this true?

Really? I thought they were sonyggers.

good point
im not so sure then

Over a dozen games during its lifespan from 1996-2001 was not worth it. Now that you can play them all in retrospective and at once sure, but not back then. Remember that every third party that reached the N64 usually sucked due to cartridge storage limitations and lazy porting.

They only let the press try 12 switch with the joycon and zelda and bomberman was the classic/pro according to gerstmann.

like a lot of things they kept it under wraps till launch nears now shits hitting the fan by the hour and they cant silence everyone.

The good thing is that Nintendo stating that the 3ds line will coexist with Switch, and understocking retailers, means that Nintendo is extremely cautious and are not dumping all they have into it. So there is hope, as long as people don't buy the fucking thing.

I just wanted you to cite your claims faggot. Look, I found a video demonstrating the joycon connectivity problem (tl;dr range is limited and covering up the bluetooth transmitter can result in lost inputs), that was hard.

Better library than Wii U though

Lost inputs but it doesn't desync and require resyncing like OP states. OP is a faggot.

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It's still an irredeemable piece of shit. Glad I bought 3 of em for selling to dumb fucks on ebay.

YIFF IN HELL FURFAG

Too late

2 cents has been deposited into your account by SEA

Yeah and the GBA was going to co-exist with the DS. They always say that to make their GBA or 3DS owners think they're not being abandoned…up until they've made enough sales of their new system to abandon them. The Switch would have to bomb HARD to cause Nintendo to make a 3DS successor at this point. I doubt it'll do well, but I'm sure it won't bomb as hard as it needs to.

POST MORE SWITCHDOG GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASSHOLE

On a Nintendo console? Wow what a shocker.

That's not desync though.

I hope Cemu is capable of emulating BOTW when it comes out.

I don't care who makes the machine, if you can't be bothered to cite proper sources, don't waste our time.

What they have at public events doesn't matter. They blatantly use different hardware for public events as does everyone else. There was that one screenshot of a wii at e3 with HD cables.

Don't worry OP after the fucking disaster that the WII U was I lost all trust in Nintendo
But the Nintendog por is good

Which XBLA game? I never looked at the full Switch launch line up.

That Switchdog is not about to be fucked in the asshole.
Not imminently anyway.

Holy shit, the NIDF is at full force on the comments of that video.

Absolutely this.

The Nintendo 64 could have been a beast with a dedicated audio card, a larger texture cache, and most importantly, fucking optical media.

But since day one, Nintendo always takes the most convoluted approach to console development.

Holy hell, I thank god everyday I am not retarded like these fools.

No, kill yourself.

You first faggot.

I'll address what I do know out of this list.

One of the few things Nintendo is doing right is that accounts are now separate from the console. The Switch console is the one being linked to the account. See here: accounts.nintendo.com

GameExplain performed a battery test with Breath of the Wild recently. They had max brightness, wifi enabled, audio maxed out, and then let the game idle for 2 hours before the battery died. The battery life isn't good, but it's not as bad as reported here. See: youtube.com/watch?v=cV61AFt6yfQ

I will say companies are upcharging their games (bomberman should be cheaper and Isaac. 1-2 Switch is not worth $50), but their prices are $60 or less here in the U.S. I'm not sure what you're talking about here.

The controllers are really expensive. I don't like that.

It will be a slow trickle of games, but it's more consistent than what wii u got for it's first year. I'm more curious about software after 2017. If they can't build momentum with games' releases, it'll end up like the wii u.

This is unacceptable. The worst part is it's become a standard for all consoles.

Street Fighter II is a launch title. They added a first-person joycon mode to justify selling it for full price, iirc.

Don't have to tell me twice. Nintendo has been fucking everybody from the start, but fucking the end users more than ever, now. I only bought a Wii for emulation and as a less pain in the ass way of playing my Gamecube library since both of my Gamecubes' laser diodes are dead. Yeah, they can be replaced, but fuck it, I don't have a Game Boy Player, so I don't need to use the actual Gamecube.

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I bet you'd fuck a cow, faggot.

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You know, I was thinking of buying one for emulation but when I realized I can buy a cheap ass tablet with built in controls and a better specs and screen resolution and more features than the Switch for half as much, at the most.

never say never.

If you don't shot your mouth I'm gonna fuck YOUR crotchteats

All Niptendo consoles are equally shit.

"you can just simply replace them" = buy another bunch of controllers
I hope that guy doesn't do it for free.

Reminder that this dog is furry and it attracts all the autism that comes with this fact.

you people are sick.

cause jews only take

God

God won't save you now.

And you think this gives you power over me?

Bam, and just like that: any arousal I felt for this doggo is now gone.

Given how little time passed since Switchdog's conception and how actually little popularity it has, I want to think this vile shit was done in jest.

Oh, I forgot that was a launch title.

Waiting for the inevitable crowbcat vid on this.

I had both(along with genesis+snes).

The PSP-1000 was the God-Emperor of handheld emulation.

But the 2000 and 3000 have higher clock speeds right?

As if I needed a reason not to user, the thing looked like shit when they were trying to show if off, I can't imagine how much worse it will actually be when consumers get their hands on it for real. Not to mention it's a Wii U situation all over again where there's maybe one, two worthwhile games at launch, and then multiple, long dry periods that go on for months. I was lucky enough to only have to watch other people struggle with justifying their Wii U purchase after a year, I don't plan on getting a switch until there's at least a pricedrop+gamebundle with something like Splatoon 2, and even then it's gunna be a hard sell

The 2000 is practically the same but with twice the memory and video out

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Do you actually mean childhood regret or teenage regret? I got an N64 as a kid and I fucking adored that shit you wouldn't have been able to pry that thing from my cold dead hands. I had a SNES before it, but I was really far too young to appreciate it the N64 was the console that really got me into vidya. I still to this day have vivid memories of the first time I saw Super Mario 64 at a friends house and it blew my fucking mind. The day I finally got my hands on it I sat hypnotized in front of the TV screen for hours

The slow trickle of releases never even crossed my mind because I was a fucking kid I didn't have money. You'd have Christmas + Birthday and my mom would maybe get me 1 or 2 games randomly throughout the year, but I also had a GB/GBC so it wasn't always an n64 game, plus as a kid you take WAY longer to actually finish games and you can autistically replay the same game again and again and never grow tired of it. I always had something to play. It actually wasn't until I was older that I found out the n64 got BTFO'd by the ps1, as a kid I always assumed the n64 was "winning" the console generation because in my school not a single kid had a playstation, I never even payed that system any mind.

Best thing to have come out of the Switch, if not the only good thing. Some of the Switchdog art is really cute/lewd.

Almost a week from release, I don't think they really care at this point.

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Hell, i played OOT forever. OOT and Banjo Tooie. I could have played them forever.

I really don't care about any of this shit as long as it has good games, which it likely will given a few years time to gather some first party releases and get third party support rolling
If you're getting a console, you've already made the decision to compromise on quality, so there's no real point in whining about it

They're forbidden from eating pork.

Ban this sick filth!

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Frankly, I rather have spoilered dog porn then normalfags. So long as 1 can scare off the other, I don't care.

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checking
dont ban me kike

Cite your sources

OP is a fag, but 1 is already in the thread

and am superior to everyone

What are you some kind of pervert?

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Nose gets in the way

This. All consoles are just repackaged obsolete 2 or even 3 year old hardware (that's being generous) sold to more mass markets who only buy them so long as they have exclusive software and are less daunting or expensive than building and constantly upgrading a PC.

If you're complaining about hardware when it comes to home or portable video game consoles, then you're just bringing PCfag logic into a market where that logic doesn't apply at all. Hardware quality has never been the most important aspect of home consoles because you just need optimum hardware quality at best to make a console a relative success in terms of making a profit on your investment and not only that all consoles are some years behind PC in virtually everything. If you bought a console, it means by default that you have settled on lesser hardware and are okay with that as long you have access to optimized and/or exclusive software

You're retarded. There's a really good reason the GBA was abandoned despite Nintendo saying they didn't want to at first.

For one thing, the Gameboy Micro sold really poorly. Most portable game consumers chose to buy a DS at the time because for one thing it was the newest handheld from Nintendo that was actually a separate system and it offered full backwards compatibility with GBA library. And there were still some GBA games being made well into 2006-2007.

There is no reason to think the Switch would replace the 3DS, which has been Nintendo's top money maker and has more or less been making up for the Wii U's market flop.

The Switch is not backwards compatible with the 3DS library, so there's no reason for people who haven't bought a 3DS to buy a Switch instead of a 3DS and there's no reason for 3DS and New 3DS owners to trade in their old system for the new one. The only way the Switch could kill the 3DS is if the projected sales were more than the 3DS that supporting the 3DS was just a crutch when Nintendo could put all their money to the Switch and if the Switch and 3DS started sharing enough of the same library of games that having a 3DS would just be superfluous, but in the latter case, I don't see why consumers wouldn't actually choose the cheaper and more portable 3DS for the same games they'll play on the Switch.

If the Switch is lucky, it will sell as much as N64 did back in the day and Nintendo will keep the 3DS line as to ensure that not all their eggs are in one basket in case the Switch line under-performs that it cannot reasonably replace the 3DS line.

Nintendo turned bluetooth into infrared. Jesus.

Cool.

I will buy it with Zelda and have more fun than you ever had with your PS4. Sorry, bro.

Cool.

I will buy it with Zelda and have more fun than you ever had with your PS4. Sorry, bro.>>12000219

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